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Gale5050 (talk) 20:48, 2 August 2020 (UTC)


Note. I will archive this page when sections become irrelevant so it doesn't get long. Here is the archive.--Gale 5050 Complaint Department 13:56, 4 September 2020 (UTC)


It is 16:17 for me and I should be active right now, assuming I don't have other things in my life. (Purge)

Notification[edit]

HMC 2021 Results[edit]

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Hey Gale. First thanks for participating in the Happy Monkey 2021 Competition. Was a lot of fun this year.

You article Infomercials scored 46/120 points.

You can see the full scores and feed back for your article here.

Full competition scores and results are here.

Consider telling the winners how shitty their articles were and how you totally should have won!

Thanks again and happy monkey lovingly farts all over your article. ShabiDOO 10:51, 7 March 2021 (UTC)

Wow, I got 2nd last. If only I had a better topic...--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:47, 7 March 2021 (UTC)
If only I knew you wanted to trade, I would've in a heartbeat! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:12, 7 March 2021 (UTC)
Yeah except I didn't like your topic either, and I don't think trading is allowed.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:13, 7 March 2021 (UTC)

Why[edit]

did you try to create an account as shown here? --JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 20:23, 7 March 2021 (UTC)

Why did you create User:Sandbox for user warnings? It was to prevent anyone else from having it.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:45, 7 March 2021 (UTC)
At the risk of sounding biased against you or overly harsh to you or soft to others, would you please tell us what the account name was and why you would need to prevent anyone else from having it? MrX blow me 22:07, 7 March 2021 (UTC)
Filter 66 was disabled --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:15, 7 March 2021 (UTC)
That's the username...? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 22:17, 7 March 2021 (UTC)
Yeah --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:04, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
And why pray tell would anyone ever need to prevent anyone else from having an account with the name โ€œFilter 66 was disabledโ€? MrX blow me 02:19, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
That wasn't the name. Anyway, this section is resolved as Kev did it regardless. The reason was Filter 66 being disabled. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 02:25, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
Resolved? You havenโ€™t addressed any of our concerns. MrX blow me 03:17, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
There are no concerns, Kev did it. Yelling at me for every single action is starting to get really annoying. Just let some things slide. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:21, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
What I mean is that you are shaming me for at this point literally every thing I do. Please leave me alone for a day. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:34, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Kev logged into your account and tried to create another account for you? ShabiDOO 12:43, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

No, its not for me, its a dopolendanger account I tried to create and Kev did it. The account is blocked. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:01, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
Ok, so again, the questions are what is the name of your doppelganger account and why do you need one? MrX blow me 15:10, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
I really don't see this going anywhere besides a shamewall, but it was to prevent spambots from taking that name which was blocked by Filter 66, which is disabled. Now can you stop shaming me for everything?--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:31, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
I really don't see why you can't answer simple, straightforward questions. This reminds me of other times when you have really messed up and then given aloof non-answers to simple, straightforward questions. I'm not shaming you. In fact, you are the one who has done that to me more than once, calling my "lack of edit summaries" (there was none, my use of edit summaries is on par with everyone else here, including Gale5050, and it's not a problem anyway) "blockable behavior" as a bullshit defense when I've brought your disruption to the attention of the admins. Now, again, Gale5050, three editors here would like you to please answer: What is the name of the account? And why did you need to create one account to prevent thousands of spambots from having it when the abuse filter seems to be taking care of it? MrX blow me 15:46, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Okay, Kev has confirmed on Discord that the account was indeed legitimate; it was Gale testing it the username "SteffenSchoenhei" was on the title blacklist. Confirmation is below. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 15:55, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

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Ok, thanks, that's all we needed, a simple answer to a simple question. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:58, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
How was I supposed to know that was what it was about?Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:17, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
Because that is what we asked. MrX blow me 16:20, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition articles[edit]

Hi Gale5050! I just wanted to remind you all that you may now freely move the articles you have written for the Happy Monkey Competition '21 into mainspace, and subsequenty, say, throw 'em into VFH or something. Everything's now in your control!

Congratulations to Scofield, Cat and Hipponias for scoring the most points this year! The articles this year were of very high quality; I sure do hope that you can replicate such impressive performance once Poo Lit Surprise comes along! Honorable mention goes to WohMi, who managed to score the most points per word used: 5.8 points per word!

Have a great day, and may Sophia bless you! Charlie the bot (talk) 00:49, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Except sanctions and partial block.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:12, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

A recent edit by Pugsleyfan69420[edit]

Hey, just wanted to let you know that Pugsleyfan69420 recently made this edit to HowTo:Irritate People. It's mostly a kinda funny list of people, but adding another user can be construed as dickish behavior, so I removed your name from the list. If however this is something you like or thought was funny or whatever, and you would prefer it remain, like the spelling template on your user page, then let me know and I'll change it back. Cheers. MrX blow me 18:24, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Thanks MrX, personally I don't see why its needed but was surprised I was on the list. Cheers, --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:26, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
Fo sho. MrX blow me 07:53, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

Hi[edit]

แŽณ – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pugsleyfan69420 (talk • contribs)

Ok....--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:45, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

You've got a message[edit]

Hi Gale,

Sorry the abuse filter fucked up. You should be able to edit now. Additionally you can now edit the File namespace as per the sanctions. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  01:41am  March 9, 2021

Thanks.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:42, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

MrBeast Article[edit]

hello andrew, I was wondering if you would be able to help me with the mrbeast article?Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 15:39, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

[talk page lurker] Since this was requested by a user, I'm waiving any "mainspace article quotas" for the page MrBeast, for Gale5050. Feel free to edit it. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  03:43pm  March 9, 2021
Why "talk page lurker" over "talk page stalker"? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 15:44, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
I honestly dunno; maybe it's because there are no templates for that here right now. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  03:51pm  March 9, 2021
@Kev: {{tps}}. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 16:11, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
Thx Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 15:56, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
I'd be willing to help, but I have other things first. I'll see what I can do now. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:27, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

VFH Comments[edit]

Gale please keep your comments constructive. Your last comment was anything but. ShabiDOO 19:12, 10 March 2021 (UTC)

It's okay to point out one or two issues (though VFH is not a discussion page, we should try not to clog it up too much with criticism even if it is constructive), but pointing out that an article failed a VFH almost 7 years ago is irrelevant. MrX blow me 19:16, 10 March 2021 (UTC)
That's understandable, though I still don't think its quite up to VFH --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:17, 10 March 2021 (UTC)

Wikipedia redirect[edit]

As you probably saw, I undid your revision. I don't understand why you're concerned about a redirect being deleted, you even voted for deletion of the article it redirected to. A wikipedia redirect is the last thing we need here. MrX blow me 22:03, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

That's reasonable. I just didn't want to have to (a) redlink I-78 or (b) WP link it from there, but...--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:05, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Does this help?[edit]

Gale5050, can you please explain this? I'm not mad or anything, I just don't get it. Simply using the word "Viagra", whether from an IP or a registered account, obviously won't set off an abuse filter. Maybe you are trying to help, but some of the things you do seem to have no possible benefit. MrX blow me 15:40, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

I was attempting to trip Filter 60 which viagra did, but it didn't work. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:50, 15 March 2021 (UTC)
But why? Is the filter not working? MrX blow me 15:58, 15 March 2021 (UTC)
No, I wanted to attempt to set it off. Hence my IPBE.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:59, 15 March 2021 (UTC)
So why do you need to attempt to set off a filter that is already working? It just seems pointless. MrX blow me 16:00, 15 March 2021 (UTC)
I wanted to see what the error message was. JJP did a similar thing. You can check the IPs block log, though I did request the edit summary and username be RevDel'ed per UN:PII. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:04, 15 March 2021 (UTC)
Ok I guess, I mean I still think it's pointless since the error message is something that would be standard but whatever. MrX blow me 16:07, 15 March 2021 (UTC)
Mr.X if you like we can take turns tripping one another's abuse filters (I promise there is no dirty subtext involved here)! ShabiDOO 17:39, 15 March 2021 (UTC)
Time to attempt to trip the filter on someone else's talk page! --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:45, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

What[edit]

have you done? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 20:53, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

I tried to immitate what you did, on my account. I was testing to see if it worked on accounts. And 15 does. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:59, 15 March 2021 (UTC)
I requested via email to Kev, hope he can help. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Gale5050 (talk • contribs)
(This makes me wish there was also a user group that allowed non-admins to view private filters) JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 21:10, 15 March 2021 (UTC)
It might have been public, IDK, I can;t check cause blocked users can't see the abuse log. I am blocked till Kev can help.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:19, 15 March 2021 (UTC)
I think I'll nom youforVFS since you want everything "but" admin, maybe giving you admin would be better.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:20, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Seriously...[edit]

Gale5050, please. At this point, I am out of ideas, so I'm just gonna beg. Please stop being like this. I was really hoping you'd take this message to heart. But as expected, you refused to listen and doubled down on your bullshit again. You kinda missed something there. Your false accusations against other editors, overall bossy attitude, and attempts to create wikibureaucracy here have to stop. Please. These are the things that led to your sanctions. And as expected, you find ways to do them while technically remaining inside your sanctions. Nobody wants this. This can't continue. I have many things I'd love to get to right now. I'd love to expand my HMC article, and I have 2 other really good ideas for new articles, but as others have said, your attitude and way of doing things is making everything here a burden and creating extra work for everyone. I wish I could just ignore it all. And most of what you do here, telling Kev to do shit that the abuse filter is already taking care of, I can ignore. I can even let it slide when almost half of the "In the news" section on the Main Page is filled with your crap that has no business being on the Main Page. But when you go around acting like everyone's boss and telling Kev that good edits are disruptive, I can't ignore that. I wasn't even saying not to block Pugsleyfan69420. I was just pointing out that a particular edit was not disruptive, and that we might need to start examining the things that Charlie does a little more closely. But then you have to jump up and insist that you were right and then distort the truth a little (an increasingly difficult issue with you) and it has become an awful lot to deal with, to put it mildly. So please, stop. Please please please please please please please please please stop being like this. Thank you. May Sophia bless you. MrX blow me 14:48, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

I will reply when I can read all of this...please donโ€™t reply till I can.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:11, 16 March 2021 (UTC)
I think you may have misunderstood what I was saying. Kev was saying to please not make Uncyclopedia a wikibueracracy. What I am saying is, well, y'know. My weather articles are important especially when records are to be broken, though I won't blabber about that as you said it would be slided. The abuse filter, suprisingly, isn't as efficent as you thought. Let me give an example; when making edits be "disallowed", they can continue to spam and clutter up the filter, making it harder to find and block other spambots. The goal to huff entire ranges is to reduce that from happening. This way, we can find users to huff. And they rotate around IPs. That /19 had many spambots operating, and it was cluttering the filter. Now it is easier to navigate. Therefore, the filter does not take care of everything, though I would agree to not ask Kev to block an IP when the abuse filter already has done so, and only when it is unblocked. Though I won't blabber any more. That is a reason to use edit summaries, to make it clearer what you're saying. And yeah I know about my poor grammar.May Sophia bless you, --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:18, 16 March 2021 (UTC)
> My weather articles are important
To you Gale, to you. Please keep in mind that not everyone is a weather superfan like yourself, and that non-weather superfans find it bland when most of the articles in UN:News are Weather reports with swearing in them. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:55, 16 March 2021 (UTC)
Yes I know, but when Denver gets 19 inches of snow is something a lot of people take interest in. And that applies in every subject - a lot of people won't care about the Mr.Potato thing. Actually UnNews is filled with extremely random things, and only around 1/5 of it is really weather by this point. In the last 3 days, it's Wikipedia page got over 1300 views a day on average, so that's a good indicative that people care. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:25, 16 March 2021 (UTC)
7 of the most recent UnNews articles are random, I have not included UnNews:1961 reassessment comes, massive changes (late delivery, not really weather so much), and Let's review the worst 12 months of the year in terms of weather, it would not make UnWeather. That is out of 20. So I'd say 35%. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:30, 16 March 2021 (UTC)
UnNews are supposed to be random. If you're going to do something about weather, make it something zany and impossible. Uncyclopedia isn't Wikipedia, we're a parody of it, thus don't just write Wikipedia news reports. Put a funny take on them besides just saying "there was a lot of fucking snow." WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:40, 16 March 2021 (UTC)
My general idea is; will a weather record be broken. If the answer is "yes" create an UnNews article. If the answer is "no", don't. Describe everything truthfully, and then, put some weird thing in to make it funnier. In the Winter Storm Xylia article, going "(cough, Wikipedia, cough)"(I edited it to make it funnier), Saying "(If you don't include Maryland or Delaware, but hey, we're trying to stop WW3.)" also puts that thing on it to make it funnier. "Republicans blamed them for the Senate loss, and then sent cold and moist air in to teach them a lesson. Dems tried to fight back with warm air, but couldn't get it above freezing, and the snow enhanced. This also lead to other consequences in other states. The Republicans and Democrats will go head to head in 2022, due to this. However, the battles will be steered away, and take place mainly in Arizona and Pennsylvania, but possibly also in other states such as Wisconsin and Georgia. FIGHT TO THE DEATH!" is also something to make it funnier, and that makes a pretty good UnWeather article. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:44, 16 March 2021 (UTC)
Gale will not change without strict sanctions. His reply above spells that out clearly for anyone to see. Strict sanctions are desperately needed. ShabiDOO 19:14, 16 March 2021 (UTC)
Wow, being harsh. Strict sanctions have "massive collateral", as in, by sanctioning me, you are denying good weather pages, leaving open proxies unblocked, and much more. As such, it has to be thought carefully, not taking the "lets have massive collateral and lets be harsh" approach, which Shabidoo appears to be deliberately not following. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:29, 16 March 2021 (UTC)
Strict sanctions. They are the only possible answer by now. ShabiDOO 22:31, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

My sanctions are pretty strict tho.........the sole and only thing I can think of to increase my sanctions and have it be a net positive, is to maybe limit my replies in disputes on Kev's talk page to 5. Other then that, collateral damage.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:02, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

No they are not strict enough. ShabiDOO 10:30, 17 March 2021 (UTC)
And I can only do this twice a week on his talk page. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:49, 17 March 2021 (UTC)
After reading this, I have no choice but to agree with MrX and Shabidoo. I want to believe that you're able to improve, but I'm struggling to believe that. A lot. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  12:36am  March 18, 2021

Message[edit]

Hi Gale,

For the sake of telling you that you cannot get away with what often amounts to vandalism/overreach, I've part-blocked you for 48 hours, effective now. Once the block period has elapsed, you must message me on my talk page to have the block revoked.

I genuinely hope that you will be able to learn to be a more positive presence in a group-based environment like Uncyclopedia. I want to be nice in the hopes that you'll change for the better, but I can't, since if I go down that route I'll alienate several other Uncyclopedians in the process. As such, please take this message as a message of encouragement, to change for the better, and please start applying wp:WP:COMMONSENSE to your behavior regardless of what is going on. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  12:29am  March 18, 2021

What are the settings? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:35, 18 March 2021 (UTC)
I still hope I can edit the UnNews namespace because an article there is under construction. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:37, 18 March 2021 (UTC)
Same as last time, so basically abuse filter stopping you from editing anything outside userspace. If you wish to edit the UnNews article you're working on, please be patient, as I will not grant any move requests for the moment being. Sorry. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  01:13am  March 18, 2021
Maybe after 24hrs...--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:22, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

"Wake Up Call"[edit]

Howdy Gale,

I have seen you recently complain about your 'overly harsh' block. I can empathize that it's no fun to be blocked, especially when you're quite 'active' on this site. I would like you to consider these things about your block:

  1. You have gotten into arguments with multiple users, and seem to often completely disregard what others are saying to you.
  2. You have been "permanently" blocked on multiple wikis (Wikipedia, Gamepedia, Fortnite Wiki) for disruptive behavior.
  3. You have a large list of sanctions as a result of your behavior on this site.

Now, I want you to think very hard about those things. If you have been punished on multiple wikis like this, it shows that you are probably due for a change in behavior. Now, to address other things:

  1. While you may believe that your articles are good, most of them (especially the weather ones) could definitely use a lot more work put into them.
  2. Kev does not need you to tell him about open proxies. When the time comes for them to be blocked, they will be, and usually by an abuse filter. I get that you're trying to help here, but I (and most others) see it as just spamming Kev's page.
  3. I would like you to consider all the things that have gotten you into trouble already on Uncyclopedia. Yes, I know some of them are joke/false blocks, but still. Do you really believe that, with the multiple chances you've been given to fix your mistakes, the sanctions are being "overly harsh?"
  4. While It was more of a hunch at first, I feel you've missed the premise of Uncylopedia, or at least UN:News. Uncyclopedia is NOT a place for factual information, as shown in most of your Hurricane articles. Uncyclopedia news is mostly comical and outlandish takes for events that happened, or reports on events that didn't happen. Here's a weather-related example: There's supposed to be a large tornado outbreak in the Southern US. While this isn't really the best concept, things that could make the story work would be "In fear of being canceled, Tornadoes purposely miss minority-owned businesses and homes." UN:News is NOT supposed to be "Holy fuck, Hurricane Blakowski killed 139 people, injured 581 and caused 3.9 million dollars in damage." UN:News is supposed to be random, and not actual news. Just like linking Wikipedia articles, putting factual information ruins what would be an otherwise OK article.
  5. I've seen a recurring habit of you One-Upping people instead of accepting, hell even acknowledging their criticism. Most of the times these arguments could be completely avoided by just saying something like "OK, cool." and not pulling an "Erm, Ackshually..." Tired of people "shaming you?" Acknowledge their questions simply.

Also, an apology from me. I was being rude when you were talking about joke-blocking me. While I didn't want to be joke blocked, I shouldn't have been so aggressive about it. Please accept my humble apology.

Well, I think that's pretty much it. Other people probably have more nit-picks, but they shouldn't add them. In all honesty, I hope you stay on Uncyclopedia in the long term, as you can definitely improve yourself. Just look at Zana Dark: Was Permanently banned at one point, and is now an admin and one of the more active Admins on the wiki now, although functioning more of a "sleeper" admin. There is room for improvement, and I feel you can definitely do it as long as you have the drive for it. I hope you acknowledge (not respond, acknowledge) these concerns, and I look forward to your future on Uncyclopedia. Thank you for your time! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 05:45, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

I read from the bottom up to....point #4. After that it got too long. The one thing I digested ws how you hoped I improved. P.S. Zana isn't an admin, yet. There trips at qvfd prove that. I do accept your jokeblock apology. Now it's your turn to condense all of it down to....no more then 300 words. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:09, 20 March 2021 (UTC)
Gale5050, WohMi has put a lot of time and effort into this and is trying very hard to help you, not just with behavioral issues but also with writing. His message really isn't too long. If you read it and if you take it to heart, it will indeed help you avoid future sanctions, blocks, etc., and it will most likely help you enjoy your time at Uncyc a lot more. Please. Thanks. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:19, 20 March 2021 (UTC)
Gale WohMi has graciously apologised and wrote something that most of us stand by and would very much like to you read.. Show him and the rest of us the courtesy of reading it and acknowledging it please. You reply to him was appallingly snarky and unreasonable. ShabiDOO 17:10, 20 March 2021 (UTC)
You have never dealt with such wall of text. First of all, I did get unblocked on Fortnite Wiki (unless it was reblocked due to security reasons, I actually got locked out due to a password problem). Now, maybe Shabidoo would know from his POV, but not MrX or you. How? You never got blocked, and MrX's sole block was a 25 second jokeblock for suspected sockpuppetry with WackyWars.
Anyway, to address the concerns. The abuse filter cannot scan for proxies. How? Only a single IP gets blocked. Many of the time, the filter is set to not block. Only 11, 15, 29, 44, 52(this is where I decide to not type out the full code), 61,62,63,64,67,77,78,82,83,84 and 85 block. Why? Besides everything else requires human evaluation, and could be constructive. If Kev seems to be ok with it, I would recommend dropping the stick, and allowing it to happen. (WP:STICK also applies here). I will also mention a recent FA that has a decent amount of facts - Kamala Harris. Sure, a lot of it is made up, but it looks way to much like Wikipedia. A recent why, in Forum:Vote Top 10 of 2020,it failed.Tied a few other articles for lowest score, of 0. A reminder Uncyclopedia is an Uncyclopedia, and the goal is to make things funny. That doesn't mean twisting everything around and spewing misinformation, see an ICU tag that goes "Truth is funnier then blatant lies or patent nonsense". --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:41, 20 March 2021 (UTC)
We tried to express our frustrations with you Gale but I don't think anything is getting through. The only solution will...I fear...be tougher and tougher sanctions until you learn how to listen and concede points people make. It's sad really. ShabiDOO 18:52, 20 March 2021 (UTC)
But here's the ultimate thing. You have never experienced it yourself. Maybe you'd have a staleidea of what's going on. But here's the thing - you have never experienced it yourself. What I'm saying is, you shouldn't be saying it's not harsh when you have never ever experienced it. You might have an extremely faint idea, but I can assure you MrX and WohMi do not, as one was never blocked/sanctioned(both were never sanctioned, actually), and one had a block of 25 seconds. A POV from someone like Roza or Nicholassequira would be better, in this regards. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:55, 20 March 2021 (UTC)
I agree with Shabidoo. After clearly stating all the problems that have been caused, I don't think you even acknowledged it, because you didn't respond to the parts besides Number 2, making me think you didn't read it all. If you read the first part, you would see that you have had multiple reasons for being blocked. Your mention of Kamala Harris and how it looks "too much like Wikipedia" is the POINT. The point of Uncyclopedia is to make fake and funny articles that look like Wikipedia. On your complaints that "We wouldn't know what it's like, since we've never been blocked before:" the reason that Shabidoo, Mr.X, and I have never been blocked/had to deal with a wall of text is because we follow the rules. If you didn't continuously fuck up, you wouldn't have to deal with these sanctions & blocks. The two main problems that people have with you are that you seem to think that you are never wrong, and that everyone is out to get you, as well as consistently ignoring/missing the point of things directed at you entirely. At this point, you're a lost cause, since you can't seem to ever acknowledge your mistakes. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:08, 20 March 2021 (UTC)
This is sorta getting hypocritical. So you yell at me for making it too much like Wikipedia, yet you do the same? Giving me unclear advice and "expecting me to put the pieces together" is the problem. In addition, you constantly throw a thousand bricks at me(see wp:wp:BRICKS, which also applies here). This inability to not do that, is actually what's causing me to be unable to take this seriously; it is constantly being violated. Shabidoo has been blocked, albeit there last non joke block was April 2012. i.e. before Hurricane Sandy. And you should at bare minimum ue "tl;dr", so I know what to read and what to avoid. You cannot use the "it's not harsh" unless you can try limiting to just user talk space for 2 days / only a certain user talk page. (You probably can, though). If you can try to do what I have to go through, which you seem to deliberately not do, then maybe I can hear your side about it not being too harsh; otherwise; well. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:23, 20 March 2021 (UTC)
You don't even give me credit for good things I do, like UnNews:Governor Cuomo is screwed, which is good enough that, if not for my sanctions, I'd nom on VFH. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:31, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

What are you talking about? I've been blocked here tons of times for MUCH LESS serious stupidity than you Gale. I was blocked for forgetting to sign a few post by Lyrithya. I was blocked for stubbornly arguing my case to Zombiebaron. I was blocked by Skullthumper for undoing one of his assholy edits. I was blocked on the spoon by SPIKE for calling him out on his nastinessy (and he was being a fucking colossal scum bucket). And in some of those cases I regretted what I did and I didn't repeat those violations. That's the difference between you Gale and most people. When most people are blocked they don't repeat their mistakes. When most people are told by MULTIPLE users that they are doing something obnoxious...they acknowledge the problem and try not to repeat it or find a way to get along with others. For some reason, I'm not sure why, perhaps you have learning difficulties or some cognitive problem...but you respond to the consistent frustration of others by: denial, defensiveness, excuses and a "persecution complex". Those are bad things. They are not admirable qualities. Trust me. Your sanctions are NOT harsh. They are the weakest I have ever seen. I've seen people permabanned here for WAY LESS obnoxious stuff than you do. So consider actually listening to what people say and avoid every impulse in your mind to ignore others and keep doing the same shit you keep doing. It is simply impossible for multiple wiki's to all be conspiring against you. You are the sole common denominator in all of these conflicts. You clearly are the problem and NOT others. We SUPER CLEARLY ask you not to do things (they are not ambiguous) and you keep doing it anyways. Nobody gets credit for being a constructive user...you get credit for doing exceptional things here or featuring an article. If you want applause...go somewhere else. If you want a place that will tolerate your disruptive behaviour...find another wiki. This wiki will survive quite fine without your disruption Gale. It is ridiculous to overestimate your value on a wiki. ShabiDOO 19:50, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

(edit conflictโ€‹)PII issues will prevent the real reason for ever being released. And the wiki may survive without my disruption,maybe not so without my articles, some of which are quite good. On WP, my "saving grace" per se when I ever do get unblocked is my promise to get this article to GA. That may get enough support to barely unblock me. I don't have anything like that here. May I mention too, that in some instances(i.e Kiko4564 (talk) โ€“ contribs (new โ€ข del) โ€ข edit-count โ€ข block (rem โ€ข list) โ€ข all logs โ€ข groups โ€ข checkuser), we will never know anything about that cae, as the events were in Discord and there userpage was deleted and salt protected too.Also, 2012is different. Also, preventative vs punative and the WP revolution of Uncyc haasn't happened yet. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:56, 20 March 2021 (UTC)
Your articles are not that good. Most of them boil down to either being stolen, or being weather reports with swearing. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:10, 20 March 2021 (UTC)
Only one - UnScripts:The 2004 hurricane season - was stolen. And I have made recent articles that aren't like UnNews:Governor Cuomo is screwed (bordering VFH quality), and 2008 United States Senate election in Minnesota.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:13, 20 March 2021 (UTC)
Your articles are just mediocre at best because you haven't put in the hard work that other users put into improving their writing skills. The wiki will barely notice your absence on the writing front until you improve. Ask considerately...and people will help. Anyone can become a good writer. ShabiDOO 20:16, 20 March 2021 (UTC)
(edit conflictโ€‹) At this point the UnNews article I won't bother....it would severly mess it up. The senate election I could probably ask, though I don't know who and will send it too a PeeReview. If you pee review my articles I can improve, but no one even bothers in reviewing them, leaving them to continue to suck. For example, Interstate 98 and Hurricane Irma have not been peed in months - please do so. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:20, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

VFH[edit]

oh :( yes please, I would like a photo, thanks WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 16:54, 22 March 2021 (UTC)

Ok, but in the future, please reply on your talk page. Thanks! Hang on. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:54, 22 March 2021 (UTC)

Note[edit]

I see that you have stolen my trick of just typing "!!!!!" in the edit summary field when I can't think of anything meaningful. That means that you now deserve a 2.15 second block, after the amount of <platformer game title removed> chapters I've completed. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 21:06, 22 March 2021 (UTC)

Except you can't block me for 2.15 seconds. It's either 2 or 3. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:11, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
Why not 6; the amount of chapters I can complete before crying? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 21:14, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
You can ask Kev and see what he says. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:15, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
Twenty-seven it is, because that's the total number of seconds it takes to complete chapter 8C (tool-assisted speedrun). โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  01:14am  March 23, 2021

Notification: Blocked[edit]

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 56 minutes for You asked for it!. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions. If you think there are good reasons why you should be unblocked, you may request an unblock by adding {{unblock|your reason here}} below. Charlie the bot (talk) 18:12, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
That's not really true. JJPMaster requested an 84 minute 10 second block. I just wanted it to be used via Huggle. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:13, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
The first half hour was already spent. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 18:16, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
The first 28 minutes; more precisely; the first third. Anyway cause there's literally no fuckin point in appealing this shouldn't my TPA also be revoked? For however many minutes it is until 19:07/19:08 UTC today? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:17, 23 March 2021 (UTC)

March 2021[edit]

Stop icon This is your only warning; if you add defamatory content to Uncyclopedia again, as you did at User talk:Kev, you may be blocked from editing without further notice. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ 20:29, 24 March 2021 (UTC)

And how long would the block be? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:30, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
7 days, at a minimum. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  02:44pm  March 25, 2021
Oh, so this is not gonna be in my sanctions, then. (Sanction block would be 24-48 hours, depending on how it is detected). Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:06, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

Regarding my activity on Wikipedia[edit]

You said to me that no one will take me seriously when I am on wiki break. I want to say that taking me less seriously will be my advantage during all of this time, as I need to take some time away from major conflicts in Wikipedia if possible. Regarding my activity on Uncyclopedia, I have no intention to be active at all on this site. You might be disappointed though. SMB99thx (talk) 03:59, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

By the way, Wikipedia is a far serious site than you thought, as my statements were taken seriously even when I am in wikibreak. I remember a 'retired' user disrupted Wikipedia (sent to ANI) and was blocked indefinitely because of this. Sorry for being aggressive here but it's the horrible truth I have to tell you. SMB99thx (talk) 04:02, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
Ok, but this is absolutely NOT the place to tell me this. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:50, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

Interstate 98 Pee Review[edit]

I have finished your Pee Review. A lot needs to be done to improve the article. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  21:44, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

I know and yeah, I already added a new file.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:45, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

Stop 'em double-dashes![edit]

Hi Gale!

I just wanted to let you know that every time you put double dashes onto my talk page, often prior to your signature, it breaks my talk page and its DPL-powered archive system! As such, I have no choice but to demand that you avoid using double-dashes (--) on User talk:Kev. Any further violations of this may result in blocks of an arbitrary length not exceeding one day per instance. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  07:50pm  March 27, 2021

Oh, whoops. Something to pester our sysadmin on fixing. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:52, 27 March 2021 (UTC)

Talkforward[edit]

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Your FA vote was appreciated...[edit]

Was not expecting this. Thanks! --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:26, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

VFP[edit]

Why are you voting on 15 year old VFPs, especially ones that have already passed? This is like the third time you've done this. Not mad, just wanna know. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:23, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

Just because I feel like it, and I can yank out my against votes. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:27, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
Alright... Seems like a waste of time though. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:34, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
Understandable.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:35, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
Gale you should really leave closed VFH and VFP alone. Every time you do it several users will check their watchlist and note the changes and find out its just a pointless "score fix" or extra vote for something that is already featured and failed meaning wasted time for other users. ShabiDOO 21:51, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
I try, but some things are important.
I'll agree to only do 2 PFP votes per week. Score fixes are important, but I'll mark them as minor. You can disable having minor edits shown. Also, there is a way to not automatically watch every page. I think it's in your preferences. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:58, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

About February 13-17, 2021 North American Winter Storm[edit]

I added a picture as well as reduxed some content. Why? I was affected by the winter storm, had power outages, and had no water (in the Texas Interconnection, managed by ERCOT). Not unlike you, which survived within the Eastern Interconnection. Lucky for you a month and some days ago, not me. whytheonlyone (Complain or contribs?) 00:44, 3 April 2021 (UTC)

Eh, fine. However, I was also suffering, not from no power, but from extreme cold. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:52, 3 April 2021 (UTC)

Last time I can use double dashes[edit]

I loved using the signature button, and in 24 minutes, I can't use them at all, or I get blocked. As such, this is the last time I will ever press it; after this I have to press the tilde button. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:37, 4 April 2021 (UTC)

Talk page stuff, again.........[edit]

Gale5050, I'm desperate, I'm out of ideas, so again I'm begging. PLEASE just stop being disruptive. It's not hard. I don't know how many times we need to tell you this, stop changing people's comments on talk pages/forums. Even when it is something minor like moving WohMi's tilde, just don't do it. If someone accidentally uses a * instead of a #, or vice versa, then that's okay to fix, but stop changing/rearranging things that they say. It is incredibly disruptive. Also, some advice: if you're gonna be such a stickler and feel the need to point out that 8 years is not exactly ~10 years (which it is, btw, the tilde means approximately or roughly, and 8 years is close to 10 years, which is what WohMi said, his point was that it's been about a decade), then you might wanna not say things that are really inaccurate, like calling an editor with over 500 edits in the past 36 hours "barely active". Please stop being disruptive. Please. MrX blow me 13:53, 6 April 2021 (UTC)

Thatโ€™s not what I meant. I mean she hasnโ€™t really got back into editing since 2/27, therefore yes, she has been very active, but in February she was barely active. In VFS, time is important. Regarding the 8 years as close to 10 years...erm, 2 years is a lot of time. In just a little over 2 years, the US Congress went from a Republican trifecta to a Democratic trifecta. Proportionally yes, but at face value, no. Itโ€™s like saying Florida and New York have roughly the same populations. I believe itโ€™s 2 million apart, close at percentage level but 2 million is still a lot of people. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:59, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
Would you care to comment on your disruption? MrX blow me 14:01, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
Oh right. Well, Iโ€™ve never seen someone use that tilde on a backend, a tilde is used on the front end, or sometimes itโ€™s a bottom tilde and top tilde but still before. Iโ€™ll agree maybe Zane isnโ€™t quite inactive (though thatโ€™s barely disruptive), although I still will say eight years isnโ€™t exactly ten years. Iโ€™ll give an example - 10 years ago NYC was fine. 8 years ago it was destroyed by Hurricane Sandy. โ€”-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:07, 6 April 2021 (UTC)

"YOUR" articles[edit]

You might wanna consider waiting more than 13 hours to hijack an article created by another editor and claim that it is "YOUR" article. Yes, I know this wasn't technically a sanctions violation. This is just a suggestion for that amicability thing I know you're working on. MrX blow me 17:36, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

Ok. I was kinda irritated it wasn't ICU'ed, and I figured I can do a good job. And it's not necessarily hijacking, he can still edit it, I may have just changed his concept. The article is actually doing quite well. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:38, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
It is hijacking when you declare that it's "YOUR" article. And quite well is your opinion. MrX blow me 17:43, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
This isn't the first time Gale you've hopped all over a brand new article by a new user that was just started. Consider encouraging the user to write it themselves and letting them write more before hijacking it (at the very most only make a few small encouraging edits). Later on you might ask them if they'd like you to contribute more (and only do so if they agree). You aren't doing a new user any favours by commandeering what they start...and taking it over. You most certainly hijacked it. You completely changed the direction and tone of the article. Literally your first words after their contribution is "wait a second, wrong". WTF? ShabiDOO 17:44, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
Hmm....by your metric, that means that on Wikipedia, when an editor is working on a draft, no one can chime in. I'll admit it was wrong to call it my article, but you also have to admit that your articles aren't yours. For instance, Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Hurricane Naming. If you're complaining I can't have ownership of articles, it's a 2 way street. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:46, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
WE AREN'T WIKIPEDIA! STOP COMPARING US WITH WIKIPEDIA!!! ShabiDOO 17:47, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
(edit conflictโ€‹)WP:OWN applies here and I will now add it to User:Gale5050/Uncyclopedia:Don't Deny Wikipedia policies just because they are Wikipedia policies. Stop using baseless claims. You do not get to own articles and then use lousy reasoning in your justifications. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:49, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
Okay. Time to ask Kev to add things to your sanctions. ShabiDOO 18:05, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

I really donโ€™t see why, in this case, YOU overexaggerated it(uh, how do you spell that), by a margin of 15. YOU are the ones who are causing the issue this time. With your disruptive ownership behavior and faulty attempt to cover it up, which is disruptive. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:09, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050, for the last time, stop making false accusations against other editors (this includes insinuations). I never claimed ownership of Hurricane Naming. I reverted your edits because they were bad edits. I also didnโ€™t say you canโ€™t claim ownership, I suggested you wait a little and give a new editor some time. And I am serious. Your false accusations need to stop. MrX blow me 18:13, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

(edit conflictโ€‹) Don't you maybe thing that it is in fact WP:OWN behavior to describe an article as "yours", and then accusing others of violating that alleged policy? JJPMaster 18:17, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

I already said I shouldnโ€™t have said that, but they do the same things which you will admit when every edit on that page if thereโ€™s is reverted that is mediocre. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:18, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
Gale should be blocked for three-thousand years every time they mention Wikipedia policies. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:30, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
I'll assume that was meant as both a mixed blend between seriousness and jokeness. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:35, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
It is as serious as your articles. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:37, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
Except as we know in 3,000 years we will all be dead, so...-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:42, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
I will still be alive. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:47, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
[1]. Maybe you meant three thousand weeks? (~57 years). --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:49, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
I'm Jesus Christ which makes me over 2000 years old (and I'm not even middle aged). So I imagine I will be alive in 3000 years too. Hopefully the world won't be on fire then. Eeeeeek that would be inconvenient. ShabiDOO 18:51, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
Oh the world will be on fire, as I heard in 2880 an asteroid will strike, not to mention climate change. Also, it's, erm, kind of offensive to say your Jesus to ~30% of the world, so please don't. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:52, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
As a Christian Catholic, Shabidoo, what you have said did not offend me, and you are free to say it in the future, as long as it is in jest. If you truly believe you are Jesus Christ, then start working, already! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:12, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
But Jesus isn't on a computer writing 35+ FAs for Uncyclopedia and being a PCR on Wikipedia. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:14, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

HERESY!!! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:38, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

It's not heresy to say someone isn't something they are not. Shabidoo would be bureaucrat here and steward on Wikipedia if really Jesus. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:40, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
Why can't he just smite vandals with a bolt of lightning instead of banning them though? Probably violates WP:NOZAPPINGVANDALS. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  19:43, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
This conversation should be moved off my talk page. Also, here on Uncyclopedia, we smite spambots. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:44, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

A note[edit]

Please stop requesting full protection of pages purely because they are policies. Unless the policies are actively vandalized, there is no need to protect them all solely because they're policies. JJPMaster 21:35, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

They were actually block templates, which are frequently template protected on Wikipedia, for example here and here. Those are block templates and should not be changed at all except by admins. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:41, 7 April 2021 (UTC)


April 2021[edit]

Stop icon This is your only warning. Please respect a given user's gender and pronouns, regardless of status. You have clearly noticed that Celeste goes by feminine-implying pronouns; your modification of these to masculine pronouns is highly disrespectful and arguably transphobic. Further incidents will result in you getting a complimentary trip to the village guillotine. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  11:34pm  April 7, 2021

But Celeste is your sockpuppet...how is this possible? How can a male have a female sockpuppet? Or are you a female in the first place...--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:39, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
Socks are genderless. One merely designates how a sock behaves, whether feminine or masculine. And for the last question... I'll get back to you soonโ„ข. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  11:43pm  April 7, 2021
What does TM mean?--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:44, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
w:Trademark symbol JJPMaster 23:44, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

And my thing I'll say is... I'd rather discuss this later. JJPMaster 00:41, 8 April 2021 (UTC)

Ok, but I am attempting a wikibreak here. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:00, 8 April 2021 (UTC)

Pro player de fifa[edit]

The links are red! How do we make them blue?! xD Awesome Aasim 08:04, 11 April 2021 (UTC)

Maybe introduce them to WP links, IDK. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:29, 11 April 2021 (UTC)
NOOOOOOO! I'll fix 'em, please don't like Wikipedia articles. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:08, 11 April 2021 (UTC)
Scratch that, this whole article is legit just WP:Graphics but replaced "graphics" with "pro player de fifa." QVFD'ing now. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:10, 11 April 2021 (UTC)
Time to move Worm to dog go fishing now? JJPMaster 19:12, 11 April 2021 (UTC)
I'll also be requested a joke block. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:31, 11 April 2021 (UTC)

Your Ban Patrol report[edit]

In case you didn't notice what happened when you made your Ban Patrol report, I forgot to update the name of the RW Ban Patrol page in the code, even after it was moved to Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol/Semi-automated from Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol/RedWarn. I fixed that bug in this commit. JJPMaster 00:18, 12 April 2021 (UTC)

OK.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:28, 12 April 2021 (UTC)

Stop icon You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you disrupt Uncyclopedia, as you did at Uncyclopedia:VFS. This is because revealing defamatory or personally identifiable information is highly inappropriate. Thank you. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  11:00pm  April 12, 2021

Srsly? I can't reveal you are that user? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:11, 12 April 2021 (UTC)
Yes. I know this is administrative abuse, but I guess I can make myself above the law for now! โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  11:13pm  April 12, 2021
Admin abuse is not tolerated.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:43, 12 April 2021 (UTC)
Do something about it, Gale! Stop the Admin's tyranny! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:49, 13 April 2021 (UTC)
If only I could. I call a House vote! Let's impeach them! -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:54, 13 April 2021 (UTC)
Our House is located here if thou wish to pursue impeachment forth them. JJPMaster 00:57, 13 April 2021 (UTC)
I need permission. But you can do it too! Or we can inpeach him! -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:58, 13 April 2021 (UTC)
I'll let you do it, Gale. I wouldn't want to steal your thunder. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:51, 13 April 2021 (UTC)
Oh no, not another cancellation โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  08:49am  April 13, 2021

Notification: Blocked[edit]

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 13 minutes 37 seconds for Please don't try to expose me again... . Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions. If you think there are good reasons why you should be unblocked, you may request an unblock by adding {{unblock|your reason here}} below. Charlie the bot (talk) 13:37, 13 April 2021 (UTC)
Somehow got lucky and sent this at exactly 13:37 UTC... Anyways, sorry for the jokeblock โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  01:42pm  April 13, 2021
Lol how did you pin it? Anyway, hope you liked my joke 4im! Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:59, 13 April 2021 (UTC)
Let me guess... pure coincidence. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  02:10pm  April 13, 2021

VFP "votes"[edit]

While often pointless, stuff like this is changing the record of an already completed vote and falsely lowering the score of a featured image. You might wanna stop. MrX blow me 21:06, 14 April 2021 (UTC)

I understand it, but voting "for" is raising it, I can literally only do unlimited against votes on PFP (everything else is quotated to 2.0 votes per 2 weeks), and the chances of it being significant is near none. However, I will limit to agree myself to net 4.0 per week. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:22, 14 April 2021 (UTC)
Unbelievable. Why don't you just stop voting on things that are already done?? The only thing you're doing is messing up the record. There is absolutely no benefit to it. MrX blow me 21:27, 14 April 2021 (UTC)
In your opinion, but there are 2 benefits. First of all, it's avaliable. It wants voters. There's a reason VFH isn't like VFP where it locks after its done and yes, if you really want, you can start a forum on it. Second of all, I enjoy casting my opinion on this, and messing up the record isn't as important others have voted on PFP. When Zombie came back he did 3. I know I did more then 3 but it is something I enjoy, bugging me on minor things is not productive, and you can always cancel out my votes by voting in the opposite direction that I do, evening it out. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:34, 14 April 2021 (UTC)
Gale, your votes mean literally nothing. (Redacted) and voting on them, especially when they're already done and decided, doesn't help anyone, it's just annoying. Simply don't vote on them. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:44, 15 April 2021 (UTC)
I slightly disagree. If PFP voting drives a nomination down to a score of +1 or below, or maybe even hits it in the negatives, then it would mean something. IIRC an image can be unfeatured, but there was never enough discussion. Also, perhaps it could be relevant in 2030? Idk. But as long as there can be a purpose I will vote, albeit I will reduce it.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:48, 15 April 2021 (UTC)

Quick question[edit]

Why do you spend so much of your time on Uncyclopedia insulting spambots? JJPMaster 21:28, 14 April 2021 (UTC)

Because why not? Also I'm chopping down on that.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:30, 14 April 2021 (UTC)

Gale...[edit]

Please stop updating old VFHs. I mean you just recently edited one that is 7 years old. It clogs up people's watchlist (wasting their time looking into the edit differences). It is totally unnecessary (there is literally zero value in this as nobody cares) and sometimes you make errors on it. I and another user have already asked you to stop doing this. Consider...improving your articles. If you have an overwhelming need to do something administrative, there are lots of other websites where you can expend that energy. ShabiDOO 04:09, 15 April 2021 (UTC)

Iโ€™ll agree to only fix them on VFHs that were closed within the past 6 months of the closing date, but sometimes, the closing administrator does fuck yo the score. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:48, 15 April 2021 (UTC)

I just noticed something...[edit]

You have more edits than I do! โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  11:56pm  April 15, 2021

Use JWB to add a non-breaking space to the end of every featured article. JJPMaster 23:56, 15 April 2021 (UTC)
Nah. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:57, 15 April 2021 (UTC)
No, Kev, do that so you can make over two thousand edits in a few seconds. Or maybe 2,766, I don't know... JJPMaster 23:58, 15 April 2021 (UTC)
I don't want to get deopped for doing that, so... โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  12:06am  April 16, 2021
@Kev: how about you do it on non featured articles.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:07, 16 April 2021 (UTC)
Anyways check your email. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  12:09am  April 16, 2021
Well, I ordered Charliebot to start purging typos on the entirety of Uncyclopedia, so... โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  11:45am  April 16, 2021


Notification: Blocked[edit]

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:The block is for edit warring on User talk:Celeste. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  02:31pm  April 17, 2021


โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  02:31pm  April 17, 2021

@Kev: Can't you just admin that (CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED)? Really? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:33, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
I won't ever admit it. Please allow me to proceed with my administrative abuse! โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  02:35pm  April 17, 2021
Admin abuse like this may result in consequences, including an SPI being filed. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:35, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
Hmmm, I'll CheckUser myself then. I'll report the results to you in a moment. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  02:36pm  April 17, 2021
Also please grant me thumbsucker-i-ness for thirty minutes so I can view the cursed deleted revisions once again. JJPMaster 14:37, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
Alrighty, JJPMaster. Also, my only sock is Charlie the bot. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  02:38pm  April 17, 2021
@JJPMaster: And also tell me who ICU'ed my first ever page, Bronx. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:39, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
@Kev: Please show a screenshot of the CU interface.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:39, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
Preferably don't include the IPs in the CU screenshot. JJPMaster 14:40, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
(Also, it was Cat the Colourful who ICU'd the page) JJPMaster 14:41, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
Look at your right. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  02:43pm  April 17, 2021
Here you go
And what is blurred out?-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:43, 17 April 2021 (UTC)

I'm more confused why you have so many edits from Apple(TM)(TM)(TM)(TM)(TM) macOS(TM)(TM)(TM)(TM)(TM). JJPMaster 14:45, 17 April 2021 (UTC)

I do fake my user agent quite often. The censored stuff is my IP address. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  02:46pm  April 17, 2021
Ok.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:46, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  02:49pm  April 17, 2021


Notification: Cancelled[edit]

You have been cancelled from editing for a period of 1 year for coercing another user into dispensing a warning. Once the cancellation has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions. If you think there are good reasons why you should be uncancelled, you may request an uncancellation by adding {{unblock|your reason here}} below. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  03:33pm  April 17, 2021
To uncancel yourself, please dispense 1,000 Celeste emojis on your talk page AND JJPMaster's talk page. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  03:34pm  April 17, 2021
@Kev: I will be allowed to edit his tp cause of this right? I am not allowed to do to sanctions Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:36, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
Yup of course. โ€”Kev๐”Ž๐”ข๐”ณโ €แ  03:37pm  April 17, 2021

Old VFP's and VFHS (again)[edit]

Once again, please stop updating/voting on older VFP's. I know that in this particular instance, you "abstained," but when the voting is already closed (for around 9 years), there is no need for you to say that you abstained. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:42, 17 April 2021 (UTC)

There's a reason why 155 million Americans went out to vote - and why I am doing this. I want my opinion to be heard. From now on, if I vote, to avoid tapering any records, I'll log it. You also voted on a 9 yr VFP. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:45, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
I voted on it because I was under the impression that it was new, I didn't expect someone to vote on a 9 year old VFP. And besides, what you're doing isn't like voting for the modern president, it would be more like voting on the 1888 Presidential Election... in 2021. Might be a bit of a hyperbole, but I'm sure you understand my point. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:51, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
Yeah, I get it. And yes, I'd probably vote in the 1888 election if I could. Though the one I really wanted to vote in is 1960, cause I just hate JFK. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:53, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
Um, actually, it was 158,383,403 people, the difference actually makes your voting on VFP's even more important cuz your one vote is having a bigger impact on the outcome. And JFK was the worst. He called 2 slave owners and a guy who contributed to the Fugitive Slave Act the Greatest Senators of All Time. We need to rename New York's airport. We should cancel that whole family. Ted killed his mistress and Papa Joe lobotomized his own daughter. MrX blow me 20:17, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
Although in the 1960 election had ~68 million votes.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:23, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
Sigh. Gale you said you would stick to voting not older than 6 months (which was already bad enough). Time to discuss with Kev adding yet another sanction. ShabiDOO 01:49, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

Wii (disambiguation)[edit]

Thanks for reverting that, but please remember that for that kind of vandalism, you're supposed to request permission before reverting it. You were right this time, but you've been wrong countless times before. No, I'm not asking for any sort of disciplinary action to be taken, I'm just asking you to please be mindful of your sanctions. Thanks. MrX blow me 20:15, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Hi, MrX. I did think it was blanking, but I will be more mindful.Now let's hope that vandal gets blocked. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:17, 19 April 2021 (UTC)