User talk:Cassie

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Upload image[edit]

I want to upload a diagram of a Minecraft machine that rains cats and dogs (and chickens), but it does not pass file verification. The file is now at Could you upload it? --Kabberwock (talk) 04:07, 3 July 2021 (UTC)

Now I have uploaded it in some way. --Kabberwock (talk) 07:49, 3 July 2021 (UTC)
Probably a file name issue -- there is a filename blacklist, IIRC.  Cassandra  (talk) 17:30, 3 July 2021 (UTC)

Might...[edit] a good idea to clean up VFH? There are at least three worth closing as unsuccessful and even Zombie's letter might be worth closing at this point. ShabiDOO 17:36, 3 July 2021 (UTC)

Sounds like a good idea! I haven't really maintained VFH as much recently, simply because there has been no Gale5050 to pester me. Oh well, cleanup time!  Cassandra  (talk) 17:38, 3 July 2021 (UTC)


You have been blocked from editing for a period of 69 seconds for committing Buzz Aldrin-esque conspiracies. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop committing Buzz Aldrin-esque conspiracies. Thaaanks! MrX blow me 03:51, 4 July 2021 (UTC)
Eurgh, fine...  Cassandra  (talk) 11:18, 5 July 2021 (UTC)


I messed up trying to take care of this. Can you move Uncyclopedia:Beginner's_Guide/Overview to Uncyclopedia:Beginner's_Guide over the redirect? I can't do it. That would make the pointless redirect link at the top disappear. Uncyclopedia:Beginner's_Guide/Overview should be the redirect.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

Yes check.svg Done (I think). I guess I should have left a redirect behind. Feel free to create that if it's still necessary. MrX blow me 06:08, 4 July 2021 (UTC)
Thank you! XOXO  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN
Thanks for taking care of this MrX! Sorry I was down yesterday, food poisoning FML.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:20, 5 July 2021 (UTC)
Fo sho babes. MrX blow me 18:26, 5 July 2021 (UTC)


This series of templates... {{Uw-notcensored1}}, {{Uw-notcensored2}}, {{Uw-notcensored3}} are all unused and heavily referring to wikipedia. Any idea why they exist? I'm sure we could make something much better and more concise. {{Uw-disruptive1}}, {{Uw-disruptive2}}, {{Uw-disruptive3}} and {{Uw-generic4}} also.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 10:57, 7 July 2021

@Zana Dark: I imported most of them, and they are meant to be substituted: the templates are meant to be used with tools like Huggle or RedWarn, in order to warn disruptive users. However, many of them haven't been modified to work with Uncyclopedia yet (they were implemented just as we were getting started with the Uw system). I definitely agree that they can and should be modified to be much more Uncyclopedia-esque and concise!  Cassandra  (talk) 14:11, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
OK, gotcha... I will keep that in mind for the backburner. I need to understand more about how they are used, but it seems most of that action can be handled with a switch template. In the meantime I can go through and change Wikipedia to Uncyclopedia, etc. But I still have 200 advisory templates and 1300 user templates that I'm sorting and displaying for usage. Thanks!  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 21:27, 7 July 2021
No problem! I doubt a switch template would work for automated input though, because the tools used are literally Wikipedia carbon-copies with a hint of Uncyclopedia salt applied on top.  Cassandra  (talk) 13:19, 8 July 2021 (UTC)

Your official re-coronation![edit]


Sorry for the delay, but congrats on changing into Uncyclopedia's official Hobo Queen Two! All hail Her High Highness! --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 23:29, 8 July 2021 (UTC)

Thank you! Now I'm casually thinking of who should be Uncyclopedia's official Hobo Royal Three...  Cassandra  (talk) 03:04, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
I'm thinking either Cat or Kippy. --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 19:55, 12 July 2021 (UTC)


Hey, you still need to judge the best template for PLS. Once you do and Wohmi does the best main article, you can declare the winners. ShabiDOO 11:23, 14 July 2021 (UTC)

Sounds good, will do now.... and done. Sorry for the delay.  Cassandra  (talk) 13:37, 20 July 2021 (UTC)
Great. If wohmi doesn't do the last one by tomorrow, that will be a week since I asked him and a month since the competition ended. If he hasn't done it by tomorrow, let's just get someone else to judge that category no? ShabiDOO 02:04, 21 July 2021 (UTC)

Hello again[edit]

Can you create MediaWiki:Dot-separator ( <b>·</b> ) Mr. Saed & Let’s chat & 16:45, 19 July 2021 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done MrX blow me 18:20, 19 July 2021 (UTC)
Thanks. (talk) 13:08, 20 July 2021 (UTC)
Thanks again for covering this for me, MrX.  Cassandra  (talk) 13:38, 20 July 2021 (UTC)
Fo sho. MrX blow me 16:11, 20 July 2021 (UTC)

Thanks so much[edit]

For the PLS contest, it was a great joy and fun! ~ Kakun · talk 07:15, 21 July 2021 (UTC)

No problem! I know I haven't been as active on Uncyclopedia as of lately... hopefully someone can take care of the payment, hehe.  Cassandra  (talk) 19:25, 26 July 2021 (UTC)


Do you think i am eligible get any user right here ? (Eg rollback and other such shit)Burds890 (talk)

Yep! The usual way is just to politely ask an admin (or in my case, a crat) and hope they treat you nicely. I will treat you nicely this time. I emphasize: this time.  Cassandra  (talk) 19:26, 26 July 2021 (UTC)
i was only questioning about eligibility but Thank you so much anywayBurds890 (talk) 11:59, 28 July 2021 (UTC)
No problem!  Cassandra  (talk) 13:57, 29 July 2021 (UTC)

New feature, Also an overlook of VFD.[edit]

I think we should feature a new article, and also close transsexual and POV from the vfd. Also I found preggobear. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)

I'll look into it in a moment! Next time, don't forget to sign your messages.  Cassandra  (talk) 19:28, 26 July 2021 (UTC)

Site notice[edit]

Hi. Could you please put up a site notice for the results for PLS please? You can use this link: Uncyclopedia:Poo_Lit_Surprise#2021

CHEEEEEEERS ShabiDOO 15:50, 27 July 2021 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done MrX blow me 20:44, 27 July 2021 (UTC)
Thank you so much for taking care of this before I could log on!  Cassandra  (talk) 22:04, 27 July 2021 (UTC)
Any time :) MrX blow me 22:06, 27 July 2021 (UTC)

Do you believe in magic?[edit]


Technically I guess it's viewed as paganism or a dark art in terms of religion. Scientifically it's the stuff that the X Files are made of. I'm sure Fox Mulder loves these things. I use mine pretty much every time I have to make a decision, especially important ones. Here you go...  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 10:18, 30 July 2021

I feel that it really depends on the situation. Some things in this world kind of have to be magic, in a way, but I'm not sure. Hmmm...  Cassandra  (talk) 12:13, 1 August 2021 (UTC)

I have to apoligize[edit]

I thought you had an alt acc, I had no clue that it was a dead name, I am very sorry for what I did The extremely perverted girl (talk) 16:07, 6 August 2021 (UTC)

No problem, don't worry about it. The important thing is to not repeat mistakes!  Cassandra  (talk) 16:12, 6 August 2021 (UTC)

Por qua?[edit]

Sorry to bother you, but... uhh...  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:12, 16 August 2021

Yeah, I see. w:Template:Z_number_documentation should explain why these exist.  Cassandra  (talk) 13:42, 20 August 2021 (UTC)
Those are redirects with a master list. They are being considered for deletion at Wikipedia also. What is their purpose here? Can you categorize them? Charlie maybe? Category:Templates used by RedWarn or something... I've whittled the 'uncategorized templates' page down to under 500.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:00, 20 August 2021
I'll categorize them once I have some time. Which means soon™.  Cassandra  (talk) 14:18, 21 August 2021 (UTC)
I took care of it.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:13, 25 August 2021

Can we get a new featured article?[edit]

It’s 5am where I live and I stayed up all night after overdosing on taurine Willy on wheels (talk) 09:08, 5 September 2021 (UTC)

Hmph, time to check VFH for the first time in a good couple weeks.  Cassandra  (talk) 14:57, 5 September 2021 (UTC)


2601:192:8701:B4C0:0:0:0:D14A (talk) 21:39, 12 September 2021 (UTC)

 Cassandra  (talk) 23:38, 12 September 2021 (UTC)

Medieval Marginalia[edit]

Hi. I left a message on WohMi's talk page in reference to this article. He hasn't responded to my enquiry. Medieval Marginalia was written by Sog1970 and currently resides on the Spoon with the full edit history. I don't know why WohMi chose to post this here as you are aware there is a long standing tradition between the two Uncyclopedias that writers are free to post their articles to either location. However there is no permission to simply lift one article from one site to another without asking the author(s) first. This wasn't done here. I trust you can delete this as soon as possible. Thanks. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:29, 13 September 2021 (UTC)

Hi. First off I can assure you that WohMi meant no disrespect. Please see the discussion on my talk page. You'll see that we were appraised of another site by a random IP address. This particular site appears to have a lot of our history, like a lot of it. WohMi was simply attempting to unite everything. I'm sorry that he was too busy to get back to you, I'm sure he will soon. Please also feel free to hit me up. MrX blow me 09:43, 13 September 2021 (UTC)
K I went ahead and huffed it. Please always feel free to hit me up for anything. Cheers. MrX blow me 09:54, 13 September 2021 (UTC)
Thanks for your quick response MrX. The matter has been resolved. I will also check your talk page. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:44, 13 September 2021 (UTC)
Fo sho. MrX blow me 16:07, 13 September 2021 (UTC)
Thanks for taking of this in a timely manner, MrX. Much appreciated  Cassandra  (talk) 20:04, 16 September 2021 (UTC)

Ayo thanks[edit]

Thanks for unblocking me - 2601:192:8701:B4C0:0:0:0:D14A (talk) 18:57, 18 September 2021 (UTC)