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If DPL fucks up, please purge this page.


Hi[edit]

Hi! But doesn't anyone talk here? --Jabberwock (talk) 13:24, 12 May 2021 (UTC)

Things happen when Gale5050 is here! When Gale5050 is not here, this talk page is basically silent 90% of the time.  Cassandra  (talk) 14:43, 12 May 2021 (UTC)

Request number 1[edit]

Hi Cassie,

I had a request for you. Could you please purge the dilithium crystal manifolds? I fear they may be overloaded and when uncyclopedia goes to warp it will do something with the magnet constrictors or whatever and blow a hole in space time or some shit. So if you could do that...that would be greaaaaaaaaaaat. ShabiDOO 19:12, 12 May 2021 (UTC)

I don't really know how to do so. I'm genuinely sorry... I hope we all aren't gonna die...  Cassandra  (talk) 10:40, 13 May 2021 (UTC)

Request Number 2[edit]

Hi Cassie,

I had a second request. Could you answer the following question? How many dicks could a shoe-fetish-bottom sock if a shoe-fetish-bottom could sock dicks? ShabiDOO 19:12, 12 May 2021 (UTC)

Depends on the size of the dick. Maybe 5 to 7 erect ones per shoe-fetish-bottom.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:45, 13 May 2021 (UTC)
I actually thought it would depend just as much on the size of the socks! ShabiDOO 17:56, 13 May 2021 (UTC)
I was assuming medium-sized socks. Results may vary with larger or smaller socks. For example, I would expect more like 3 to 5 erect penises in an extra-small size sock.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:17, 14 May 2021 (UTC)
LOL. I have a similar question: If all matter in the entire universe is made into medium-sized socks, how many dicks can these socks hold? --Jabberwock (talk) 04:33, 16 May 2021 (UTC)
I dunno. Dicks have variable sizes, ranging from maybe -10 cm all the way to maybe +10 cm. Plus, I'm not sure how many atoms there are per sock. I'll need that information prior to computing the actual number of dicks a universe's worth of socks can hold. Sorry.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:56, 16 May 2021 (UTC)
The answer is: none. There are no dicks to hold. LOL Jabberwock (talk) 10:13, 22 May 2021 (UTC)
Oh.  Cassandra  (talk) 14:31, 22 May 2021 (UTC)
I love trick questions. This one about dicks and socks is original. Jabberwock (talk) 14:27, 24 May 2021 (UTC)

I have a numerical lua-type quasi serious question for you.[edit]

Any chance you can fix the math parser? Is it just for me? IDK, it used to work :/ Just wondering. It's not working on my cellphone either, is it my preference? XOXO  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:28, 13 May 2021

@Zana Dark: You're not alone, I'm also affected by it. Only Lyrithya can fix it, since I think the problem is with the math extension being outdated. As such... pushing her for an upgrade to Mediawiki 1.35 or 1.37 cannot hurt!  Cassandra  (talk) 01:19, 14 May 2021 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

Thank you for that; I thought it was like Wikipedia's speedy delete, but I'm wrong. --Chelston-temp-1 (talk) 08:04, 17 May 2021 (UTC)

We also have a {{QVFD}} template, but said template is kind of deprecated. A QVFD gadget also exists; you can quickly QVFD an article from Recent Changes using it.  Cassandra  (talk) 13:18, 17 May 2021 (UTC)

username change request[edit]

Hello, I saw your message about my username. I would like to start off by saying I'm sorry as I did not know there was a username policy. Please change my name to Vasilis Childpreditor420 (talk) 15:40, 17 May 2021 (UTC)

@Vasilis: Don't worry about it! No new users are expected to know about our policies apart from HTBFANJS anyways. Plus, we don't expect you to know about the pedophiles formerly roaming on the site -- that's more of an admin thing! Note that you may have to login again after a username change. Anyways, rename is  Done.  Cassandra  (talk) 16:01, 17 May 2021 (UTC)

Vore Studio[edit]

I was the one who created the page, and someone nominated it for QVFD and deleted it. Please bring it back. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)

1. For the love of god, sign your messages!!!1! 2. The article was super ass, so I think it should be moved in userspace instead. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:15, 17 May 2021 (UTC)
@Willy on wheels:  Done, see User:Willy_on_wheels/Vore_Studio.  Cassandra  (talk) 17:17, 17 May 2021 (UTC)


On Pugsley's sanctions[edit]

So... Since Pugsley's original account has been permanently blocked, and Luna69420 hasn't edited anything since April, do you think it would be safe to move the UN:OFFICE sanction to "Parolled"? WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:54, 19 May 2021 (UTC)

I'll give it another month or so before archiving it. Many of the sections on UN:OFFICE need a good cleaning anyways.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:56, 19 May 2021 (UTC)
P.S: As you probably know, Nicolassequeira got banned from the discord again, so somebody should probably update that in his UN:OFFICE entry. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 02:00, 19 May 2021 (UTC)
Hmh yeah. I'll proceed to do so now.  Cassandra  (talk) 02:02, 19 May 2021 (UTC)

Not really a question[edit]

I'm kinda new around here, and I kinda sorta stumbled across your page.

Hope to see your UnMood go all the way over to green (not sure if that's a good thing, exactly, but for the time being, I shall treat it as if it is lol).

I know this was kinda pointless, but nonetheless, have a good day! 👍

Edit: forgot the tildes. TheKingCartii (talk) 19:28, 19 May 2021 (UTC)

Thank you so much! I hope so too, but unfortunately, real-life circumstances have decreased my UnMood. I am hoping that many of these circumstances will be resolved by the end of the year; we'll see.  Cassandra  (talk) 22:39, 19 May 2021 (UTC)

Hmm...[edit]

Please prove your expertise as a "tech support goddess". JJPMaster 19:48, 19 May 2021 (UTC)

Hmph, I've broken multiple computers before. And patched em up after. Does that count?  Cassandra  (talk) 10:03, 20 May 2021 (UTC)
I guess so. JJPMaster 12:02, 20 May 2021 (UTC)
Good.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:48, 21 May 2021 (UTC)

How does Adopt a noob work?[edit]

Like what things does an adopter have to help an adoptee? How is it different then asking questions in someones talk page?  Vasilis ;3  (talk) 12:01, 20 May 2021 (UTC)

It's more like, you can expect much more help than just a talk pages message. For many requests, you can ask the adopter to have a more through look at it; this may range from say, reviewing an article, to say, template reparation and site policy examination. It's not a one-size-fit-all system, so yeah. Think: talk page++.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:25, 21 May 2021 (UTC)
By the way I'd like to cancel my adoption that technically started back in February. JJPMaster 01:27, 21 May 2021 (UTC)
Oki dokie, got it. Adoption cancelled! I feel that it is now buried deep within the archives, mixed alongside countless Gale5050 threads.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:28, 21 May 2021 (UTC)
Get the shovel, honey! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 02:37, 21 May 2021 (UTC)

Hey...[edit]

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UN:LEGAL Legal Department
Thank you for joining!
Crede Quia Absurdum Est. 

I haven't received a response about the math parser. The error code is very large, red-colored and distracting. Is this something we can fix or should we eradicate math tags? Thanks again!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:21, 23 May 2021 (UTC)

This would absolutely require a sysadmin to fix, sadly. I could run a script in order to transform any math on the wiki into plain LaTeX notation (replacing math tags by a nonexistent tag, e.g. <latex>. I doubt it would get fixed within a few months, that is for sure; as such, if math is absolutely required I would recommend parsing the math function through something like LaTeXiT in order to make it appear as a SVG file. Please let me know if you think a stand-in tag would be a good idea for the moment being; its biggest advantage is that it is easily convertible back into math parser tags once a fix is implemented.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:56, 23 May 2021 (UTC)
If it is easy, yes I recommend fixing it for the time being. That being said, if I know how things work around here your temporary fix will quite possibly become the permanent solution. Math is not a terribly funny topic, and the math that exists in articles is sporadically funny at best. Still, there is quite a bit of math tags in the articles I've been working on and the red error messages are all over the place. Plain text is definitely preferable since they are not real math equations and such. A fix would at least make us look professional in the mean time. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help. XOXO  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:47, 23 May 2021 (UTC)
It certainly is easy, but will require the use of Pywikibot or Autowikibrowser to implement: all instances of <math> and </math> in mainspace being swapped to <latex> and </latex> respectively, exposing the LaTeX source code, is a good interim solution. I am absolutely certain that the sysadmins here will end up updating the math extension one day; as such, keeping the math code integrated (pun unintended) within the wiki is probably the best choice.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:52, 24 May 2021 (UTC)
So.. you're not going to fix it then?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:56, 25 May 2021 (UTC)
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@Zana Dark: I actually meant keeping the LaTeX code intact, only changing the parser functions so that nothing happens! I'm actually unable to use Pywikibot so I'm unable to fix it myself. Sorry! :( However, I will let JJPMaster know; their knowledge of scripting should prove handy here.  Cassandra  (talk) 23:10, 25 May 2021 (UTC)

Why[edit]

is Llwy-ar-lawr permabanned? I can't go on Discord right now so I don't know any info posted there. I'm just curious why. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:22, 23 May 2021 (UTC)

Permabanned for singledhandedly getting Uncyclopedia removed from the Wikimedia interwiki map (high treason towards Uncyclopedia), as well as doxxing and various other bannable actions (historically).  Cassandra  (talk) 17:15, 23 May 2021 (UTC)
Llwy-ar-lawr has had an extremely checkered past on the wiki. While we certainly had a lot of fun interactions, there was always a lot of drama. The interwiki map bullshit is, in my opinion, the final straw. I sadly agree with the permaban. ShabiDOO 18:25, 23 May 2021 (UTC)
I also agree with her perma-block. She's harbored an insane grudge against us for years, and trying to reason with her doesn't work. --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 23:08, 25 May 2021 (UTC)
I have no idea who that llwy-ar-lawr person is and i already hate them! Serves them right to get perma-banned! --168.99.198.79 (talk) 17:02, 27 May 2021 (UTC)

URGENT[edit]

It has come to my attention that this user is impersonating me, as I do not use Uncyclopedia.

Please delete this profile as it is clearly harming me, who is PuffballsDivided on Reddit and the only one who uses that username.

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:PuffballsDivided

154.9.128.147 (talk) 15:48, 26 May 2021 (UTC)

@154.9.128.147: User indefinitely blocked, libelous information deleted.  Cassandra  (talk) 15:54, 26 May 2021 (UTC)

Thank you very much. Their strange behavior was starting to affect my online reputation and confusion. Once again, thank you and have a good day! 154.9.128.143 (talk) 17:55, 26 May 2021 (UTC)

Cassie, thank you for stopping their impersonation. However, these two strange pages remain intact.

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:PuffballsDivided/Dead

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:PuffballsDivided/Dead!

154.21.20.139 (talk) 01:45, 27 May 2021 (UTC)

Thank you for redirecting my attention towards those pages, I didn't notice 'em. They have been deleted. If you detect any further instances of impersonation please let me know here and I'll take the strongest steps needed.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:58, 27 May 2021 (UTC)

Just a Request[edit]

Hey! I noticed that my page nearly got deleted because you moved it to Undictionary. Mind moving it back to Uncyclopedia? Thanks! The page is called "Sus". --168.99.199.20 (talk) 18:52, 26 May 2021 (UTC) Some Anon

@168.99.199.20: Consider it done! The reason why I moved it in the first place is because it felt too short for mainspace, but seemed good as a dictionary entry. I would love it if you could expand on the article further!  Cassandra  (talk) 19:42, 26 May 2021 (UTC)
Sorry! I just have no idea how to expand it. Maybe you could help me or something? --168.99.198.79 (talk) 16:58, 27 May 2021 (UTC)
Well... I am very busy IRL until July, so... do you mind asking, say, another user (maybe Shabidoo or Hipponias)? I unfortunately don't have the time, and am very sorry. :(  Cassandra  (talk) 00:04, 28 May 2021 (UTC)

A little request[edit]

There is a user who keeps doing terrible things here and it is really making things difficult for me. I am the one and only person who goes by that name on multiple platforms and even in real life. They are really fucking up my thing and I am totally powerless to stop it...so if you could permanently ban the user who goes by the name God I would really appreciate it. Yours truly...God. ShabiDOO 21:11, 26 May 2021 (UTC)

I just summoned Sophia to do it. Hope that is sufficient!  Cassandra  (talk) 21:46, 26 May 2021 (UTC)

request[edit]

Can you give me a Administrator Right.I have been helping administrators for a long time To delete various destructive pagesAnd I'll do better in the future.Sourav • 12:01, 29 May 2021 (UTC)

Unfortunately, I cannot just "dish out" administrative privileges even though you are a bureaucrat on the Bengali Uncyclopedia. UN:VFS is our standardized procedure for obtaining administrative userrights. It's a vote which happens about twice a year; as long as enough users support you there, you should be able to get admin privileges no-problem. Please let me know if you have any additional concerns.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:16, 29 May 2021 (UTC)
Although I am a Bengali bureaucrat, I have problems working in Bangla Uncyclopedia.English Uncyclopedia I will work as a team from Bangladesh.Besides, Bangladesh will help to increase the number of users.I will improve Uncyclopedia.You can make me an administrator by trusting me. I will do a good job.You will also notice that I am assisting the administrators in preventing vandalism.Sourav • 12:25, 29 May 2021 (UTC)
Sorry, but basically no exceptions are made to this rule, minus in very specific circumstances (e.g. bots operated by an admin). We used to have a "request admin on the forums" system before 2019, but since then it has basically always been a semiannual vote.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:35, 29 May 2021 (UTC)

Uh ...[edit]

Why? --Brogo13 (talk) 04:00, 31 May 2021 (UTC)

Probably because you removed a bunch of content for no reason, but there may have been other reasons. MrX blow me 04:08, 31 May 2021 (UTC)
Per the above. You'd be better off creating a new article instead of removing stuff.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:39, 31 May 2021 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise is back![edit]

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

  • Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
  • Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
  • Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
  • Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
  • Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk02:32pm  May 31, 2021

Bypass LSD 11?[edit]

Hi there. I wanted to make an account here at the Fork while the Spoon is down for a MediaWiki upgrade. I am User:Dark Web, White Hat on the Spoon (my userpage is temporarily down). I edit only through Tor Browser, so my IP address constantly changes; I was Special:Contribs/2605:6400:d814::a089 a moment ago when I matched the Abuse filter. I followed the LSD 11 description to User:Abuse filter which reads:

"You named an account too similarly to an existing administrator, bureaucrat or sysadmin on Uncyclopedia. If you wish to register an account, please contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page), who can get you an account under a different username."

Huh? Special:PrefixIndex/User:Dark doesn't show even Dark Web taken by anyone else. I'm not sure what triggered that.

Anyway, is it possible to get me a username under my Spoon name Dark Web, White Hat here, for consistency's sake? I can edit while logged out, but it may be clearer if I have an account. Or I'm willing to obey the spirit of my block, even if I can skirt technical restrictions. I may not be particularly active here, but I might pop in from time to time. 2A0B:F4C2:1:0:0:0:0:1 (talk) 00:31, 1 June 2021 (UTC)

I'll create an account for you. Please send an email to the email specified on User_talk:Cassie/Editnotice, saying "account creation request", and then I can create it for you.
LSD 11 is actually a different filter, designed to target a specific user. I think you mean Filter 11, which is a different thing.
Anyways, please email me and I'll be able to create it for you. I also removed the block because it probably is a false positive (LSD 11 is very strict because it's meant to target one vandal with over 60 sockpuppets).  Cassandra  (talk) 00:36, 1 June 2021 (UTC)
Special:Log/block says "Description of matched rule: LSD 11", but maybe it's a mistake. Anyway, thank you for the quick response. Much appreciated. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 00:49, 1 June 2021 (UTC)
It was an oversight on my end this morning when I updated the filter to be even stricter; I wanted it to detect mainspace edits by a given user on a new page with the same name as the user, but it ended up catching all account creations because I didn't tell it to only look at new pages. I fixed the filter.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:50, 1 June 2021 (UTC)

Special:Contribs/2600:387:B:3:0:0:0:BB‎[edit]

I undid their edits manually, believing racially-charged edits to be against policy. You may want to add them to your watchlist and/or block them; I have neither rollback nor administrator privileges here. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 07:51, 1 June 2021 (UTC)

@Dark Web, White Hat: I gave them a warning using RedWarn. Anyways, I thihk you can be trusted, so I sent you rollback rights as well.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:10, 1 June 2021 (UTC)

Hey...[edit]

Charlie's got a few more redirects that need fixin', winky poo.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 11:27, 1 June 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for the reminder, mate. Fixing now.... Double renames and double redirects kinda go hand in hand.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:28, 1 June 2021 (UTC)

Game ad[edit]

Really good game. Click the image to play it. I am not the developer though --Jabberwock (talk) 02:11, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

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Alrighty. celeste:File:Pausefrogeline.png  Cassandra  (talk) 13:43, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

Is this [CENSORED]?[edit]

tuyến tiền liệtTheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 22:52, 6 June 2021 (UTC)

Shhhh. The user you mentioned has been abducted by the Woke Illuminati and will most likely never return to Uncyclopedia. Note that mentions of the aforementioned name in a malicious context is strongly punishable (see: Gale5050's 100,000,000 second ban).  Cassandra  (talk) 22:54, 6 June 2021 (UTC)
If someone needs a prostate check I'm available on Wednesdays and Sundays. XOXO  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 11:22, 10 June 2021 (UTC)
Vu needs one from me, uwu--TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 18:12, 23 June 2021 (UTC)

Heya....[edit]

So, remember when you asked me what article I would most like to see deleted? I finally found something, but it's not just one article...

Template:Commie Party of Uncyclopedia

This template and all of its related pages are nonsensical. Questionably this was created recently (last year). I cannot for the life of me figure out the purpose or intent here - these pages are not created by the individual users named or in their respective userspaces. The image files are interesting, but not really usable for articles. You've edited this one. What is all this?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 10:42, 10 June 2021 (UTC)

It was a joke collection of vanity articles, made by Walbro, personifying some of Uncyc's 2020 admins as various leaders of communist versions of different countries. I think the nonsensicalness is intentional. It could be merged into subpages of SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN, granted the contents of the article; however, I do not believe that deleting them would be in the site's best interest (Wolverhampton being one of the most famous Uncyclopedians of 2019).  Cassandra  (talk) 22:09, 10 June 2021 (UTC)
OK, I will clean it up. XOXO  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 00:02, 11 June 2021 (UTC)

There's a problem here. This page needs to be moved back to Attention deficit disorder. I can't do it because that would be 'too powerful'.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 00:02, 11 June 2021 (UTC)

Perfect, thanks! As for the double redirects... fixed. Sorry for being less active than usual as of lately!  Cassandra  (talk) 15:05, 11 June 2021 (UTC)
No worries, sometimes I forget to check responses on other people's talk pages so I'm slow to respond. Thanks, winky poo  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:30, 12 June 2021 (UTC)
Don't worry about it! I'm guilty of the same thing.  Cassandra  (talk) 22:27, 12 June 2021 (UTC)

And then there's this. IDK I'm deferring to you on this one.. UGH  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:26, 13 June 2021 (UTC)

Humph, misogyny yet again. Sending it to UN:VFD now, since this is an old(er) article.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:06, 13 June 2021 (UTC)

Editnotices are not allowed to be edited or created except by the groups in MediaWiki:Titleblacklist-custom-editnotice (check the code if you need to make some changes)[edit]

So, can you add this to page MediaWiki:Titleblacklist:

 # Editnotice pseudospace
 Template:Editnotices\/.* <noedit|errmsg=titleblacklist-custom-editnotice>

And can you create MediaWiki:Titleblacklist-custom-editnotice with this (check):

{{fmbox | type = editnotice | image = [[File:Namespace MediaWiki.svg|45px]] | text = {{#switch: {{#titleparts: {{FULLPAGENAME}} |2|0}} | Template:Editnotices/Namespace =

 This is the namespace notice for the '''{{#titleparts: {{FULLPAGENAME}} |0|3}}''' space.

| Template:Editnotices/Group =

 This is the group notice for [[:{{#titleparts: {{FULLPAGENAME}} |0|3}}]] and all its subpages.

| Template:Editnotices/Page =

 This is the page notice for [[:{{#titleparts: {{FULLPAGENAME}} |0|3}}]].

| Template:Editnotices/Protection =

 This is the protection notice for [[:{{#titleparts: {{FULLPAGENAME}} |0|3}}]].

| #default =

 '''Caution:''' It seems this is an editnotice with an '''invalid name'''.

}} <br /> '''This [[Uncyclopedia:Editnotice|editnotice]] can only be created or edited by [[Uncyclopedia:Administrators|administrators]].''' <br /> To request a change be made to the page, please {{#ifeq:{{NAMESPACE}}|Template|{{submit an edit request/link|type=template|display=submit an edit request}}|submit an edit request}}, ensure you include a description of your requested change and the reason for the change. }}

Thanks! Mr. Saed & Let’s chat & 21:40, 12 June 2021 (UTC)

This would do what exactly? I’ve created edit notices, but I don’t think I’m in that group. MrX blow me 22:20, 12 June 2021 (UTC)
I see some problems about it (notably how the mythical template editor and page mover groups exist). Do you mind verifying the contents of the code to make it more Uncyclopedia-like?  Cassandra  (talk) 22:28, 12 June 2021 (UTC)
I already modified it. 2604:3D08:6282:F900:9944:BB82:BD20:2A52 (talk) 23:54, 12 June 2021 (UTC)
I still feel that this implementation may be problematic: users should be allowed to create custom editnotices in their userspace, as an example. As such, I'm not sure if that is possible to implement using the blacklist entry/entries...  Cassandra  (talk) 00:23, 13 June 2021 (UTC)
Well don't worry, the code that should be added to the title blacklist doesn't protect users' editnotices. Only pages with the prefix Template:Editnotices/ just to prevent vandalism. Mr. Saed & Let’s chat & 16:26, 13 June 2021 (UTC)
Ah alright! I'll take care of it now (since JJPMaster's editnotice implementation uses a different page structure, that should be safe).  Cassandra  (talk) 17:35, 13 June 2021 (UTC)

Make more cocklocks[edit]

Can you make the interface protection cocklock for Template:Protected page text/interface? Mr. Saed & Let’s chat & 16:24, 13 June 2021 (UTC)

Unfortunately I doubt I have the time to do as such. Sorry. Mind asking another admin? It should be as simple as a hue adjustment in an image manipulation application.  Cassandra  (talk) 17:42, 13 June 2021 (UTC)
Okay. Up next, make me an administrator because I have been constructive around the whole encyclopedia. Mr. Saed & Let’s chat & 19:11, 13 June 2021 (UTC)
For administrative privileges I'll have to refer you to UN:VFS. Unfortunately, despite myself being a bureaucrat, I cannot make exceptions to the rules!  Cassandra  (talk) 01:49, 14 June 2021 (UTC)

Mission to prevent vandalism to system messages[edit]

Hi. Can you look at the Pages used in system messages needing protection category and protect the pages that need protecting (not their documentation subpages)? Mr. Saed & Let’s chat & 21:19, 13 June 2021 (UTC)

Protected 'em all.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:51, 14 June 2021 (UTC)

Edit request for Euroipods[edit]

Someone corrected the misspelling even though you shouldn't. Ljcool2006 (talk) 20:39, 16 June 2021 (UTC)

 Fixed. Sophia needs a spanking. MrX blow me 20:54, 16 June 2021 (UTC)
@Sophia: <|]]]]====  Cassandra  (talk) 21:58, 16 June 2021 (UTC)

Possible Spambot vandalizing User talk:Lyrithya[edit]

Swastikas. Swastikas everywhere.--Apookykorah (talk) 17:50, 17 June 2021 (UTC)

 Blocked. But I only did a week. I’m on my phone and will take a closer look later to see if a longer block is more appropriate (likely so). If Cass or anyone else wants to increase the block, please feel free to do so. MrX blow me 17:53, 17 June 2021 (UTC)
Extended the block to 12 months, since Nazism is not to be tolerated here on Uncyclopedia. I'll additionally run a CheckUser in a moment.  Cassandra  (talk) 23:06, 17 June 2021 (UTC)

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up[edit]

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:27, 18 June 2021 (UTC)

Dead VFH[edit]

Can we remove dead VFH's? (Vore, Chihuahua, Tiny Penis Syndrome, etc.) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)

Since it requires administrative intervention to add the Featured/Not featured templates, I would recommend that you ask an admin or anyone else with full protection editing access to do it. I'll remove the dead VFHs now.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:34, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

Why[edit]

Did you delete my judgery (even for categories that weren't merged?ShabiDOO 12:52, 23 June 2021 (UTC)

Well there was an actual existing judgery page for PLS already in here, but yeah, maybe it was kind of hard to spot! Cassie moved your judgery over there, so no worries about that. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:16, 23 June, 2021 (UTC)
Sorry for the confusion. Made the link to judging page larger.  Cassandra  (talk) 14:49, 23 June 2021 (UTC)
I cannot tell both of you, in stronger terms, how truly disappointed I am in you and traumatised by this experience. I expect to see both of your resignations on my desk tomorrow. ShabiDOO 17:30, 23 June 2021 (UTC)
Lol. So points? Are we gonna go with the same structure as last year? 1=3 2=2 3=1? MrX blow me 19:44, 23 June 2021 (UTC)
We always have with everything except Happy Monkey. ShabiDOO 20:38, 23 June 2021 (UTC)
Kewl. MrX blow me 20:43, 23 June 2021 (UTC)