User talk:Cassie

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If DPL fucks up, please purge this page.

Six days of Uncyclopedia[edit]

How's this? By the way, there's a problem with the load.php css. Specifically: .sitedir-ltr .mw-dismissable-notice-body { margin: 0.5em 20% 0.5em 5em;} Notice the 5em left margin and 20% right margin. Catastrophically bad 😭😭.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:50, 1 January 2022

I love it! Sitebannering now...  Cassandra  (talk) 04:53, 2 January 2022 (UTC)
However, I definitely agree that there is something which is wrong there. I think this probably is in one of the Common.css or Vector.css files. I'm not sure how fixing that would break other things though.... maybe it's too late to fix it? I don't know .  Cassandra  (talk) 04:59, 2 January 2022 (UTC)
Well, I hacked it together. I also had to restructure the template because of some other issues. Next time I know better lol  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 11:21, 2 January 2022


Then there's this. I have a big problem with this image, especially after Zombiebaron's fraudulent complaints about me. This is really unacceptable. I'm not really sure what to do about it, other than I never want to see it again.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:13, 3 January 2022

This image was the 2013 Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery first place winner. I don't know what this image has to do with your past actions, or any claims I have made about those actions, however I would kindly ask you to stop vandalizing it. -- The Zombiebaron 02:20, 3 January 2022 (UTC)
Of course, I realize where the image is used, and what it was awarded. I'm not stupid. You claimed that I was sexually improper towards you as a child, which is a felony. I do not appreciate your fabricated accusations or subsequent personal attacks. That image sure looks like pornography to me. Funny, now I feel sexually harassed. Please leave me alone.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:43, 3 January 2022
I feel I should inform you that I have provided the Uncyclopedia administartion with a PDF copy of logs of you sexually harassing me in late 2007, when I was a minor. These are not "fabricated accusations": I have proof. -- The Zombiebaron 04:15, 3 January 2022 (UTC)
I have read the chat logs dating from November 10, 2007, and can state with confidence that appropriate action has already been taken by the rest of the Uncyclopedia administration. Sexual harassment of a minor is a grave offense which Uncyclopedia may not forgive. As such, the picture is staying, and Zana Dark's permaban is staying.  Cassandra  (talk) 21:49, 3 January 2022 (UTC)


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JJPMaster 22:38, 6 January 2022 (UTC)

...Hi! You're finally awake. It's been so long since I last saw you alive!  Cassandra  (talk) 04:42, 7 January 2022 (UTC)


I want to be able to make more accounts instead of one I dislike vandals (talk) 03:53, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

Usually second (or third, fourth, etc.) accounts are forbidden without a valid purpose. This is to prevent ban evasion. However, if you ever want to change your username don't hesitate to reach out to a bureaucrat to do so.  Cassandra  (talk) 04:45, 7 January 2022 (UTC)


Pls unblock my account n00b king or at least let me edit my talk page it’s all I ask I just wanna sign up for adopt a noob2600:1700:15EB:2810:78A5:2FD7:E43C:8E54 (talk) 19:24, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

No.  Cassandra  (talk) 17:18, 8 January 2022 (UTC)


I want to apply my get out of jail free card to my main account n00b king2600:1700:15EB:2810:78A5:2FD7:E43C:8E54 (talk) 20:58, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

No means no. And "no" is a complete sentence in of itself.  Cassandra  (talk) 17:18, 8 January 2022 (UTC)


hi (talk) 13:22, 13 January 2022 (UTC)

This is I dislike vandals, just in case that wasn't obvious. I blocked the range. MrX blow me 17:23, 13 January 2022 (UTC)
I was GONNA block it but I decided not to. Better let them expose themselfWohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:36, 13 January 2022 (UTC)
It's pretty obvious. I have noticed a similar sock on Illogicopedia, although I could not confirm sockpuppetry there (I am only a standard admin without checkUser privileges there, and abuse log evidence did not dig up any proof).  Cassandra  (talk) 16:26, 14 January 2022 (UTC)