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Six days of Uncyclopedia

How's this? By the way, there's a problem with the load.php css. Specifically: .sitedir-ltr .mw-dismissable-notice-body { margin: 0.5em 20% 0.5em 5em;} Notice the 5em left margin and 20% right margin. Catastrophically bad 😭😭. – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:50, 1 January 2022

I love it! Sitebannering now... Cassandra (talk) 04:53, 2 January 2022 (UTC)

However, I definitely agree that there is something which is wrong there. I think this probably is in one of the Common.css or Vector.css files. I'm not sure how fixing that would break other things though.... maybe it's too late to fix it? I don't know

. Cassandra (talk) 04:59, 2 January 2022 (UTC)

Well, I hacked it together. I also had to restructure the template because of some other issues. Next time I know better lol –

(ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 11:21, 2 January 2022

😤

Then there's this. I have a big problem with this image, especially after Zombiebaron's fraudulent complaints about me. This is really unacceptable. I'm not really sure what to do about it, other than I never want to see it again. – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:13, 3 January 2022

This image was the 2013 Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery first place winner. I don't know what this image has to do with your past actions, or any claims I have made about those actions, however I would kindly ask you to stop vandalizing it. -- The Zombiebaron 02:20, 3 January 2022 (UTC)

Of course, I realize where the image is used, and what it was awarded. I'm not stupid. You claimed that I was sexually improper towards you as a child, which is a felony. I do not appreciate your fabricated accusations or subsequent personal attacks. That image sure looks like pornography to me. Funny, now I feel sexually harassed. Please leave me alone. –

(ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:43, 3 January 2022

I feel I should inform you that I have provided the Uncyclopedia administartion with a PDF copy of logs of you sexually harassing me in late 2007, when I was a minor. These are not "fabricated accusations": I have proof. -- The Zombiebaron 04:15, 3 January 2022 (UTC)

I have read the chat logs dating from November 10, 2007, and can state with confidence that appropriate action has already been taken by the rest of the Uncyclopedia administration. Sexual harassment of a minor is a grave offense which Uncyclopedia may not forgive. As such, the picture is staying, and Zana Dark's permaban is staying. Cassandra (talk) 21:49, 3 January 2022 (UTC)

Wait what the fuck??? i thought that was a joke block at first, but goddamn zana, you actually sexually harassed a minor, jesus. sorry to hear what happened to you zombie, i advise you to look into legal options though Dababy (talk) 16:37, 18 January 2022 (UTC)

That image isn't LEGALLY pornography in America, Europe, Japan, or Vietnam, which is where all active users are from. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 00:42, 20 January 2022 (UTC)

...

JJP_{Mas_ter} 22:38, 6 January 2022 (UTC)

...Hi!

You're finally awake. It's been so long since I last saw you alive! Cassandra (talk) 04:42, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

Hi

I want to be able to make more accounts instead of one I dislike vandals (talk) 03:53, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

Usually second (or third, fourth, etc.) accounts are forbidden without a valid purpose. This is to prevent ban evasion. However, if you ever want to change your username don't hesitate to reach out to a bureaucrat to do so. Cassandra (talk) 04:45, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

Pls

Pls unblock my account n00b king or at least let me edit my talk page it’s all I ask I just wanna sign up for adopt a noob2600:1700:15EB:2810:78A5:2FD7:E43C:8E54 (talk) 19:24, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

No. Cassandra (talk) 17:18, 8 January 2022 (UTC)

Oi

I want to apply my get out of jail free card to my main account n00b king2600:1700:15EB:2810:78A5:2FD7:E43C:8E54 (talk) 20:58, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

No means no. And "no" is a complete sentence in of itself. Cassandra (talk) 17:18, 8 January 2022 (UTC)

MMMMMMMMM

hi 152.22.42.22 (talk) 13:22, 13 January 2022 (UTC)

This is I dislike vandals, just in case that wasn't obvious. I blocked the range. MrX blow me

17:23, 13 January 2022 (UTC)

I was GONNA block it but I decided not to. Better let them expose themselfWohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:36, 13 January 2022 (UTC)

It's pretty obvious. I have noticed a similar sock on Illogicopedia, although I could not confirm sockpuppetry there (I am only a standard admin without checkUser privileges there, and abuse log evidence did not dig up any proof). Cassandra (talk) 16:26, 14 January 2022 (UTC)

Zana Dark

Is it possible that Zana Dark was a teenager when she sent the messages? This was 2007 after all. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:08, 18 January 2022 (UTC)

We made sure. All I'm going to say is Zana is MUCH older than you think.WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:47, 19 January 2022 (UTC)

even if they were a teenager its still a crime and you can get arrested for it Dababy (talk) 14:59, 19 January 2022 (UTC)

Don't worry, we know what we are doing. Us admins did a great job at figuring out things, despite none of us being career investigators. Cassandra (talk) 15:49, 19 January 2022 (UTC)

I just thought I should say... something. I know this is an old message, but one other thing: sexting is not defined in law, as long as nobody sent nudes, asked to meet irl, etc. So, maybe Zana did not break the law. I personally don't really care either way. Morality > law. If you did the right thing and broke the law, I will hide you from the police. If you did the wrong thing and followed the law, I will use all tools at my disposal to prevent you from continuing. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:09, 25 October 2022 (UTC)

Two Questions

My edits on Template:Admin warning banned user/sex aren't showing up, also, what are we going to do with Zana's articles? Will someone take her place? Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:19, 19 January 2022 (UTC)

The Template:Admin warning banned user/sex page is meant to only appear to users with administrative privileges. As such, it's invisible to "ordinary" users. This is a deliberate choice since it helps declutter the pages of users banned for incidents of a sexual nature. As for Zana-created pages, we're probably keeping them, although some (templates) might get deprecated or deleted over time. Cassandra (talk) 20:08, 19 January 2022 (UTC)

Booped

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 1 Bajillion Years for Creating Nonexistent Pages. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop Creating Nonexistent Pages. Thaaanks! --Willy

You have been blocked. Additionally, your talk page editing privileges have been revoked.

This is because of egregious or repeated violations of Uncyclopedia's policies. This block may not be appealed.

Aaaaaaaaaaaargh. Cassandra (talk) 13:56, 21 January 2022 (UTC)

DMA: Mormon Luigi

Please delete this old account. Thanks! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:31, 24 January 2022 (UTC)

Consider it done - the sock has been transformed into an old rug. Cassandra (talk) 03:27, 25 January 2022 (UTC)

i'd've preferred a glove because it's cold out, but ok --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:12, 25 January 2022 (UTC)

Eh, I agree. Consider getting yourself a heated glove (those with integrated heating and a power pack inside), those keep you much warmer than standard gloves! Cassandra (talk) 00:33, 28 January 2022 (UTC)

File:Paranoia logo.png

Can you hack up File:Paranoia logo.png, it wasn't unused. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:20, 26 January 2022 (UTC)

Yup, and it's already hacked up. Cassandra (talk) 00:35, 28 January 2022 (UTC)

gale

what did gale do 152.22.41.27 (talk) 13:32, 26 January 2022 (UTC)

To be brief, he was kind of a bitch. Cassandra (talk) 03:51, 8 February 2022 (UTC)

I have been reading the talk page history of what he's done and god this is hilarious. I have seen so many trolls(?) like this when they all clearly believe what they are saying and somehow think they are right, saving us from all these corrupt wiki dictatorships with the cults and pedophiles and something (yes this was actually part of what I had to put up with, I once had someone saying a wiki's staff members are secretly a huge cult of pedophiles), and yadadaydadyaa no. Gale does not even write humor but instead copies Wikipedia's policies here into his essays and weird statements like they somehow have any meaning here, calling good humor vandalism (it would be vandalism on factual sites, this is a humorous writing website), and so on. Damn this is so funny and annoying at the same time. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:12, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

Requests

Hello, not sure if this is the proper place to proceed such a request, but can you rename my account to "Little Pebble"?

I do this because I want to change into a name that people can’t make connection between my idenity on uncyclo and wikipedia, since I use my current username on both here and there. Secondly, I just want to distance myself from Wikipedia and having the same username as my account on that site is not doing it for me.

Also, can you please hide my userpage revision histories from Here to Here? Because it contended a tiny bit of my personal information (I'm quite young and foolish back than) and a banner to my Wikipedia userpage, which in turn contents most of my personal information. Suffice enough to identify my offline identity.

Thank you in advance, and sorry if you find my massage difficult to understand or disturbing in anyway. English is not my native tongue.

คนเทย (The Thoeilandian) (Let's Have a ~~fight~~ chat!) 20:24, 6 February 2022 (UTC)

Hey there Little Pebble. Yes, this is a good place to make this request. Cassie is a bureaucrat, so she can handle the name change for you. In the meantime, I'll go ahead and hide those revisions to your user page. And no, your message is not difficult to understand. Cassie and I (and many others here) speak other languages as well, and we totally understand how difficult (and fun) it can be. Your English is awesome! Cheers. MrX blow me

20:57, 6 February 2022 (UTC)

As MrX said, your English is definitely not something to worry about! I'll be initiating the rename process now. Please note that you will be logged out on any locations where you currently are logged in; you will have to log back in following the user rename. Additionally, I'll be doing a "no-redirect" rename since you requested the rename for privacy-related reasons, but if you wish to implement a few redirects here and there don't hesitate to ask. Cassandra (talk) 03:49, 8 February 2022 (UTC)

Thank you both so much for your help with the renaming and the revision cleanup, everything is perfect now, Thank you again for your attention :) --

Little Pebble upon the sand

(You can have a chat if you like) 00:34, 9 February 2022 (UTC)

Deleting my account

Hi Cassie. Could you please delete my account? I'm mostly on the spoon these days and barely edit here anymore.--Abacab (talk) 22:34, 6 February 2022 (UTC)

Consider it done per the procedures outlined at UN:DMA. To restore your account if you ever wish to restore it, please email me at the email specified in my editnotice or another bureaucrat through their means of communication. Cassandra (talk) 03:56, 8 February 2022 (UTC)

Congratulations, you won UotY for 2021

	Uncyclopedian of the Year 2021

With Sophia's blessing, it is on my honor to congratulate you on winning Uncyclopedian of the Year! Thanks for everything you do for us!! MrX blow me 00:29, 8 February 2022 (UTC)

Thank you so much! I'm just trying my best to not be an absolute hoser, y'know... Cassandra (talk) 03:59, 8 February 2022 (UTC)

VFS & Stuff

Thanks, Cassie

Enjoy this very-belated thank you for ~~granting me unimaginable power~~ voting for me in the last VFS. –Yours, WohMi

Hehe, no problem. Cassandra (talk) 13:00, 15 March 2022 (UTC)

Username change

Hi, can you change my username to 'SirGreen95', please? I don't know what I was doing when I first signed up. SirGreen95 talk 02:35, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

Sure! Working on it now. Do note that you will be logged out automatically from all browsers after a change of username, and as such, you must log back in. Cassandra (talk) 17:09, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

Hi! Please do delete this account of mine i dont use it anymore. Thanks!

Danalynhopeperaltadestroyer (talk) 08:43, 5 April 2022 (UTC)thanksss

Done, if you want to restore your account please let me know. Cassandra (talk) 22:00, 2 May 2022 (UTC)

The Adminning page

I was reading the Uncyclopedia:Adminning page and noticed that, for featured images, there was something saying that Zombiebaron would write a VFP guide. This sentence has been there for quite a while, and normally I'd ask Zombiebaron about it, but since Zombiebaron is no longer an admin, I've decided to ask you. If you are the wrong admin for this, please direct me to the correct one. Thanks! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:16, 15 April 2022 (UTC)

So the truth is, VFP has been dead. Dead for a long time. However, it could be a good project to take over. I'm not 100% sure about the VFP procedure but I think I have an idea of what to do; hopefully this allowed VFP to be revived. I'll look into it schedule permitting! Cassandra (talk) 22:07, 2 May 2022 (UTC)

Colab

I feel like a collab. How about: Toilet Paper Riot riot? Come join!!! ShabiDOO 20:21, 21 April 2022 (UTC)

Looks like you've progressed quite a bit with the article, so I'm not sure -- does this offer still apply? If yes, I wouldn't mind adding a few extra points in! Sorry for the recent inactivity btw. Cassandra (talk) 22:09, 2 May 2022 (UTC)

I think it still applies. We've got at least 2 sections to work on, and I feel like the page could use some more stuff as well. I'm glad you're still alive, Cassie- I just thought of taking over the UnSignpost and using it to bring a report on "bureaucrats found dead!" or something... can I still do that? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:52, 3 May 2022 (UTC)

Heh, perhaps. I've just been busy playing this game called "Outside", if you know what I mean. Cassandra (talk) 15:03, 13 June 2022 (UTC)

Vote For Sandwich

I want to know the rules for voting/nominating people for Sandwich of the Month. I presume that it's similar to regular VFS, but since it's called "Sandwich of the Month", I would like to know if I could nominate someone for sandwich (not sysop) on any month or just April and October. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:31, 9 May 2022 (UTC)

To my knowledge, Sandwich of the Month is more or less a joke thing. I don't even think there is a voting page for it! As such... since it's not framed by anything in particular, I'd suggest maybe awarding it on a nomination-type basis, perhaps after consulting with some of the remainder of Uncyclopedia? I'm unsure. But anyhow, I should seriously set up some sort of a page like UN:SOTM or something.

I'll get back to you on this User:ARandomPage. Cassandra (talk) 03:44, 24 May 2022 (UTC)

Asking before I upload

Is it fine if I upload censored rule34?—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 03:31, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

Sorry, Crocotta, but Cassie's on her monthly month-long hiatus. You may not get a response for approximately A Long Time. Try asking one of these guys? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:29, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

Haha, I'm one. WohMi Speaketh Here! 12:30, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

Because you're very active. Also... I'm thinking of listing the active non-admins somewhere. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:30, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

@Crocotta1: I'd say yes, so long as the character being rule34'd is of legal age (can't believe I have to say this, but oh well). Just make sure to categorize the image appropriately and not use it for shock value. Cassandra (talk) 03:57, 24 May 2022 (UTC)

MrX said it was okay so I did it File:Naughty Timmy.jpeg

I don't even know who here is being Rule 34'd. Cassandra (talk) 17:43, 26 May 2022 (UTC)

Timothy "Timmy" Tiberius Turner is a ten year old boy who is the main protagonist of "The Fairly OddParents". Definitely not "legal age". -- The Zombiebaron 23:14, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

This whole thing reminds me of something... The question is, what? You ask to do something, they say yes if its 1+1 is not equal to 2, and you upload 1+1=2. This makes me laugh! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:48, 14 January 2023 (UTC)

ban the horse-huggers!

#SaveUncyclopedia! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:29, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

Thou dost knoweth that the Hobo Queen Two iseth on her monthly monthe-long hiatuseth, righteth? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:27, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

Look, I only took 5.3 days to reply. Is this good or no? Anyways, I will work on saving Uncyclopedia! Cassandra (talk) 03:58, 24 May 2022 (UTC)

It's... good. I didn't expect it. Also... please ban this impersonator for me. ARandomPage, the- Literal Unnamed Space (Name them) (Errors fixed) 10:06, 24 May 2022 (UTC)

I'll do so in a moment! Psst, also had to fix your signature. Cassandra (talk) 11:42, 24 May 2022 (UTC)

The page for hyaena takes me to 404 error

It’s weird —🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 12:48, 24 May 2022 (UTC)

It seems to be an error on your side, so I can't help. It works fine to me. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:25, 24 May 2022 (UTC)

Can confirm. You may want to try restarting your browser, that can often fix things. Sometimes, waiting it out can help too, since Uncyclopedia's servers are running atop of a few barrels of readily combustible oil. Cassandra (talk) 17:44, 26 May 2022 (UTC)

Questions asked here because my adopter is not answering them

Can I steal the UnSignpost? Also, how do I write one and "publish" it for all to see?
Apparently, "restoring" an old revision of a page seems to make the rollback feature a little obsolete. What really is this?
I made a userspace draft for Sandwich of the Month. What do you think of it?

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 07:39, 4 June 2022 (UTC)

You can for sure work on an UnSignpost! Just use the template for the last UnSignpost I drafted up (back in May '21, that's a fucking long time ago...) in order to do that. The only issue is that I have to do the delivery part of it all. Just let me know!
The rollback feature is meant to be quick. That's all.
I like the draft! If you want to deploy it, just move it to mainspace -- you would have to manage the award though, I'm completely out of capacity right now. Cassandra (talk) 15:10, 13 June 2022 (UTC)

Sowwy to bother…

But my sitter is (obviously) dead… so I’am asking where to get a new and improved one, especially due to my problem with English (I sometime misspell words and create too elaborate sentences). Thank you in advance for the reply and have a good job!--Executive (talk) 15:15, 13 June 2022 (UTC)

I think PF4Eva would be a good bet. Otherwise, I could adopt you, but considering how I often go dormant for months at a time I'm not sure if this would be the best option for you. It really depends on what works best for you.

Also, I live in a state where English is not the first language, so I think we can relate on that end. English is my first language though, so that is a difference to keep in mind. Cassandra (talk) 15:19, 13 June 2022 (UTC)

Thank you ;) I'll try with PF4Eva, by the way where are you from? (If I may ask)--Executive (talk) 15:28, 13 June 2022 (UTC)

Cassie comes from Earth. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:14, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

meteor falls* BAM. Well, I am from Quebec, Canuckistan, if you know what that place is like. (I really shouldn't be disclosing my address on the internet, but oh well...) Cassandra (talk) 23:33, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022

Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news.

June 20, 2022 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room

I HAVE STOLEN YOUR UNSIGNPOST! By ARandomPage

Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.

DAMMIT.------------

Sandwich of the Month is finally up! By ARandomPage
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made a Sandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..

ARandomPage has gone crazy! By Unnamed Space
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:

Opening the floodgates stopping the fish migration
Labelling everyone traitors who deserve "depth"
Naming an entire war-conflict-fiasco without any consensus
Not bothering to finish either of their articles
Fixing errors... wait, no, that's a good thing
Vandalizing the Hobo Queen 2's page
Stealing the UnSignpost
Rearranging the UnSignpost... wait, I think it works better this way
Not even bothering to check if anyone else has plans to steal the UnSignpost

Biopic This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!

From The Logs

• May 29, 2022 JJPMaster protected User talk:MrX [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Persistent shoe puppetry)

• May 27, 2022 MrX changed block settings for Crocotta1 with an expiration time of 15:38, June 20, 2022 (account creation disabled, email disabled) (Continuous violation of her UN:OFFICE sanctions. See talkpage. Granting TPA, Cat, I hope you don't mind.)

• May 12, 2022 PF4Eva blocked ARandomPage with an expiration time of 12 hours (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Pony-hating nonsense)

Top VFH Competitors

• Norf-Zorg (opera) (4/0)

• Dear Dude (4/0)

• Uncyclopedia (5/1)

VFH Highlight Of The Week HowTo:Get Expelled from School (6/0)

From The Forums

• I made up rules for counting.

• Zombiebaron loves democracy.

• Zombiebaron still loves democracy even after democracy turns against him.

• A sysadmin came in to make a namespace alias.

UnSignpost News ARandomPage steals the UnSignpost. Read the first section for more.

Chat Quote ..... IRC is dead. And I can't grab a quote from Discord since I don't have Discord.

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:03, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

This anti-LGBTQ page

@MrX: cc you as well. Lgbtq community - this page started with containing nothing but the text "The LGBTQ Cult" and now includes something about "trannies" needing to be given antipsychotic medications and controlling every American news source. Should this page stay up? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:47, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

Huffed MrX blow me

18:47, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

@Microsoft for POTUS: Considering how this bureaucrat is literally trans, it deserves to be instantly huffed (with the assistance of the QVFD hammer). I gave both the creator of the user and the person who added that "antipsychotic medications" part a warning. Cassandra (talk) 23:39, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

When I first saw this page being created in RecentChanges, I have precisely no idea why I even thought that it was salvageable. But yeah, I did for some reason, and I ICU'd it as a result. JJP_{Mas_ter} 00:12, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, agreed, I don't think making a page about the LGBTQ community is a good idea in the slightest. No, your one black or LGBTQ friend does not automatically remove any possibility of you discriminating against others. The very small amount of LGBTQ people who supposedly support (insert bad thing here) or somehow think they're special for it (never seen this happen but it's a common homophobic argument apparently) are such a small minority of LGBTQ people and are just the ones who stand out. I've known many people who I never thought would be LGBTQ until they came out about it later, and they never brought it up when it wasn't context-specific. This type of discrimination is very annoying lately. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:38, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Well, it would be fine to have a page about ________ as long as it's not hate speech. MrX blow me

16:07, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, I know, but I'm not sure what there is to put on the LGBTQ community page that isn't hate speech, maybe someone else has a better idea though. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:50, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Personally, I think it'd work great as a disambiguation page. Make it redirect to other pages on queer and trans people, and maybe specific persons as well. We've got plenty pages on the gays, so yeah, that would be a good idea. And of course, semi-protect. Cassandra (talk) 20:47, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Sure, sounds cool Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 20:47, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Template:LGBT would be a great starting point. Cassandra (talk) 20:50, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Got it Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:22, 25 June 2022 (UTC)

DMA: LotusProxy

Request to delete my account LotusProxy. Thank you. LotusProxy (talk) 21:05, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Doing now. Cassandra (talk) 02:02, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

The page I requested to be deleted

You didn't get rid of the redirect at Uncyclopedia:Piracy/Huggle.yaml, so now there's a broken redirect. Make sure to fix that. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 21:52, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Fixed. Sorry for the delay, I was at work. Cassandra (talk) 04:48, 24 June 2022 (UTC)

You call THAT a delay, Cassie? You ended up being delayed for over a month due to... IRL stuff, I guess. Even I'll "delay" that much sometimes for reasons like... being asleep. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 08:44, 24 June 2022 (UTC)

Heh. The lengths of my delays tend to be pretty much arbitrary, if you are asking me. Sometimes it is two months (as in this case), sometimes it is a few hours. Cassandra (talk) 16:41, 16 August 2022 (UTC)

My cousin’s stupid surreal nightmare

Banana on a rubber band woke him up screaming—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 23:38, 25 June 2022 (UTC)

Why the [Hyperlink Blocked] do you need to put that info here? Cassie can't help with this. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:33, 26 June 2022 (UTC)

Maybe it would be more at home on wackypedia.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 10:55, 26 June 2022 (UTC)

Sorry, can’t help. Cassandra (talk) 16:42, 16 August 2022 (UTC)

Aimsplode

First of all, I will put this as a disclaimer. If I'm correct, I knew this poster personally. There's a lot of freaks out there however the similarities and personal account I've received from a victim points me towards this account. I want to clarify I am not asking any of this information to ween or whatever. I don't know their personal information or current social media. I'm looking for potential answers that I can forward to a friend for closure. I think you may be able to help me.

My friend, who was abused online for years by a pedophile with Borderline for years, told me about this article they're 100% certain was made by them. (I believe they told them that they did.) (Page on Saint Seiya)

It definitely matched the writing style I remembered. I was curious to see if an account was attached to it. More out of morbid curiosity for myself only. I thought I would just find an IP in Sydney (where the pedo lives/lived) which I did.

However I found four accounts that were striking. The first three matched the exact typing style and timeline matches perfect. These accounts are

- Shonenfag - Frosty - (Very likely) MadMax

They would always make ridiculous amount of socks on all social media. But once I checked out the Aimsplode account, obviously my heart sank.

What I want to ask from you is—

- Is my assumption right? Do you know if they are connected? Is Frosty the banned account mentioned?

- What exactly did he do during his time on this website? Although the person I know was an online predator, finding out that they actually tried to invite a minor to their home is insanely shocking to me. Death threats and public meltdowns however? Very typical of them. (If you feel comfortable answering this, I'd rather have you keep the site's victim anonymous if you mention them.)

In return, I could point you towards his associates' social media and his accounts on other sites I know of. Like all discord mods, he is in a server that grooms children as if it's a full paying job (neet, alcoholic, living with mom.) The members are very, very tight knit.

Please no weening or something retarded that will completely fuck up any potential investigation that may or may not be happening...but just providing you information that can be used for username crosschecking and all that good stuff.

I apologize for the long message. I'm not sure how much you can do for me, but I'll appreciate any help you may be able to provide. Thanks. NorthKoreanBot (talk) 05:00, 31 July 2022 (UTC)

Hi NorthKoreanBot,

First and foremost, apologies for the late reply, I've been extraordinarily busy with life. I personally can confirm that Aimsplode is a pedophile and has attempted to groom minor users on Uncyclopedia; he has done so on two occasions, in 2013 and 2019. However, I do not believe that there is a connection between Aimsplode and the aforementioned users -- who mostly seem inactive by this point.

For your info, Aimsplode often named himself after underage female anime characters on the Uncyclopedia discord, and basically instituted a "reign of terror" for a few months -- being excessively harsh on most users. He also seemed to be a neo-Nazi with some degree of fanaticism towards the swastika.

I hope that this information is of help. Please let me know if you have any other questions. Cassandra (talk) 00:41, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

(FR) What 's your phone model?

Bonjour. Pourrait je savoir le modèle d'appareil que tu utilises ? Quel est la définition de son écran (LxH, exemple : 1280x720) avec taux de rafraîchissement (exprimé en hertz, exemple : 61.756 Hz) ? Allez sur TestUFO : [1].

Avec mon Xiaomi, j'ai 89.778 Hz, presque 90 ! Sa définition est sur 2400x1080.

Cordialement : Le Djibril Express (talk) 19:57, 6 August 2022 (UTC)

Bonjour, j'utilise un simple iPhone 13 Pro Max -- donc les spécifications devraient être les mêmes à travers tous les tels appareils dans le monde. Mon modèle opère à 120hz. De rien! Cassandra (talk) 00:43, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

Et donc t'es en 2778x1284 (2.16:1, proche du format d'image du cinéma)...

La puce graphique peut aller jusqu'à 1.5 TFLOPS (alors que moi je gère 243.2 GFLOPS)... Ton rafraîchissement est adaptatif : sur mon Redmi Note 10 5G il peut faire 30/50/90/60 alors que ton iPhone fait de 1 à 120 Hz. Il utilise une dalle LTPO OLED qui permet de gérer le rafraîchissement de l'écran en rapport du contenu regardé. Si tu regardes une vidéo sur YouTube à 60 ips bah ça te mets 60 Hz... Quand tu touches pas l'écran, ça te change automatiquement (exemple 120 > 24 sur un Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra). Voilà tout. 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 16:05, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Having trouble posting an update to a page i just created

Hello! Very new user here. I made a page called "Mclennon Monday" and every time I try to save my new edits and complete it, I am met with this message:

"Error: Hello. The edit or creation that you were trying to do was caught up by our automatic spam filter. The name of the filter that blocked your edit was "Polish/Turkish spammers". If you are a human, then this was probably an error on our end, as our abuse filter has a tendency of disallowing legitimate edits by new users. If you were trying to do something normal, please contact an administrator on their talk page and explain what you were trying to do."

Any advice would be appreciated! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Lesbianpetertork (talk • contribs)

Hey, sorry about that. I went ahead and changed your user rights to confirmed user, so you should be able to make that edit now. Let me know if you still have any trouble. Cheers. MrX blow me

02:34, 16 August 2022 (UTC)

Lesbianpetertork: This is owing to our spam filters! We use them to prevent obvious vandal articles from being published -- lots of automated bots attempt to share promotional content on Uncyclopedia. However, it does have this side effect of blocking off some legitmate articles. Hopefully with MrX giving you confirmed user status, you'll be good now onwards. Cassandra (talk) 00:46, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

Joke Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 1 Billion Years for Tagging My Old Account. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please take the first letter of your name, assign it a number, and shove it up your butt!

Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop Tagging My Old Account. Thaaanks! --Kiko4564 Is Back

You have been blocked. Additionally, your talk page editing privileges have been revoked.

This is because of egregious or repeated violations of Uncyclopedia's policies. This block may not be appealed.

--Kiko4564 Is Back (talk) 12:04, 16 August 2022 (UTC)

@ARandomPage: FYI, I was joking. Please don't take this seriously. :) --Kiko4564 Is Back (talk) 12:57, 16 August 2022 (UTC)

Sounds good. Cassandra (talk) 00:47, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

Hey...

See this for a crat request. I forgot my password and I want my userspace and name back. Thanks. (optionally user-rights as well) L10nM4st3r (2) (talk) 20:56, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I just read it. Since I saw Kippy intervene a few hours before I finally decided to call my months-long break over, do you still need help with respect to this request or no? If so, please let me know, and I'll take care of things. Cassandra (talk) 01:01, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

Diana Spencer article

That one was fixed by WohMi (it was a weird, incoherent page when it was put on QVFD though), I think you should undelete it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:51, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

Undeleted! You can tell I swooped across QVFD really quickly... Cassandra (talk) 01:53, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

Got it, and thanks. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:54, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

October 2022

Welcome to Uncyclopedia. Although all admins are welcome to delete constructively on Uncyclopedia, at least one of your recent deletions, such as the one you performed on the Main Page, did not appear to be constructive and has been undeleted. Please use Cassie's user page for any test deletions or blankings you would like to make, and read about our main page deletion guideline to learn more about deleting the main page on this encyclopedia. Thank you. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:28, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

That message came directly from wikipedia. Don't belive me, rouge admin, then see W:WP:). ROUGE ADMIN! ROUGE ADMIN!!L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:06, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

Yep that's where I stole it from! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:30, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

ROUGE ADMIN!! BLOCK HER! BLOCK HER!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:24, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

Please do not remove content or templates from pages, as you did to User:Cassie/redwarnConfig.js, without giving a valid reason for the removal in the edit summary. Your content removal does not appear to be constructive and has been reverted. If you only meant to make a test edit, please use the sandbox for that. I see you too have converted to Ultraviolet; how's it been as of yet? JJP_{Mas_ter} 01:01, 25 October 2022 (UTC)

I'd say so far, it's going well! However... lots of missing features... I'm hopeful all of these issues will be resolved soon. Cassandra (talk) 01:13, 25 October 2022 (UTC)

no idea what features are missing. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:21, 25 October 2022 (UTC)

SPECIAL Delivery of the UnSignpost for October 23, 2022!

The Newspaper That Gets Its News Solely From Vandalism Johnny Is Teh FAGXORZ!!111 SHUT UP DOUCHEBAG!!11

October 23, 2022 • Issue #219 • Archives • Press Room

SPECIAL EDITION!!! Main Page deleted! By ARandomPage

When and where it all went wrong...

THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL! Just today, the Main Page has been deleted, and the person who started this deletion is none other than ARandomPage himself! How did this happen? Why did Page cause the deletion of the Main Page? You shall see, once you finish reading this UnSignpost!

This mess started on Discord, with ARandomPage, Cassie, Microsoft for POTUS, Banzaikitten, PF4Eva and JJPMaster. After an innocent discussion between all of them minus PF4 over a video, Banzai's wishes to cause minor inconveniences (which were stopped because Banzai is technically incompetent), and Svex the vandal, ARandomPage brought up the topic of the three pending deletions of the Main Page as per consensus on VFD. Page asked Cassie to delete the Main Page thrice sometime in the future, and Cassie, being Cassie, deleted the Main Page four minutes later. Microsoft then created the Main Page with the word "a", Banzai vandalized the Main Page, JJP declared that she was sad, and Cassie put up a notice saying that the Main Page was being set up. A few minutes later, Cassie had restored the Main Page as if nothing had happened. Peace returned to Uncyclopedia, and everyone got off scot-free... right?

WRONG! Despite the actual Main Page deletion crisis being over, the aftermath was arguably scarier than the real deletion. First, Cassie joke-blocked everyone involved in this discussion for a few minutes. Then, Banzai blocked Cassie for 100 years, as according to them, Cassie had committed the ultimate sacrilege. This caused Page to get mad and demand proper justice by turning himself in as the person who truly deleted the Main Page by telling Cassie to do it, even telling Banzai to give him the death penalty, which they refused. Though Page got a 900-year ban for a few minutes from Banzai, which Page celebrated, Banzai then essentially unblocked Page and went to sleep. Oh, what mess Banzaikitten will wake up to...

That's right, we have a new method of blocking! JJPMaster has invented the "symbolic block", which basically messes up a user's common.js file to deny them access to Uncyclopedia through conventional means. While JJPMaster was symbolically blocking Page, and later on, Banzai, Cassie opened a black hole on Page's userpage. According to JJPMaster herself, "i may have been waiting to "symbolically block" a human person ever since i got this permission".

And there you have it. That's the entire Main Page deletion incident of October 22, 2022. The true culprit of this crime has somehow escaped punishment... for now.

Biopic This is a special edition, I don't have time for this biopic.

From The Logs

• October 22, 2022: Cassie (talk * contribs) huffed page Main Page (VFD asked for it) (Tag: CHICKEN)

• October 22, 2022: Banzaikitten (talk * contribs) changed block settings for ARandomPage (talk * contribs) with an expiration time of 15 minutes (autoblock disabled) (you will return)

• October 22, 2022: JJPMaster (talk * contribs) created page Uncyclopedia:Symbolic block

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From The Forums

• Some people imitate a bad style of speech. All of them dislike it.

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UnSignpost News ARandomPage, the only person currently operating the UnSignpost, is in Uncyclopedia purgatory for high treason: deleting the Main Page.

Chat Quote Cass the Ban-Hammer Wielder🔨: I have no choice but to declare thunder on you

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:23, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

Delete account

Please delete this alt of mine Testing for POTUS (talk) 16:24, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

Also confirming that's my alt and that I want it gone. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:27, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

Done Cassandra (talk) 03:13, 24 October 2022 (UTC)

When do you think the Main Page deletion incident ended?

You know, the incident following you deleting the Main Page. When do you think it ended? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 11:00, 25 October 2022 (UTC)

I'd say, after all the immediate fallout ended. So, maybe 12 or 24 hours after the deletion proper? Cassandra (talk) 14:36, 27 October 2022 (UTC)

Unpopular opinion

I support repealing COPPA. I don't think that makes me a pedophile. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:54, 26 October 2022 (UTC)

@Microsoft for POTUS: Based. JJP_{Mas_ter} 22:08, 26 October 2022 (UTC)

Honestly, I fully understand and support the principles behind COPPA. It`s just, "why 13"? I know some people who at a much older age has a much lower level of maturity, and so on... it feels very much like a catch-all which often fails to protect the people who need to be protected.

It also can sometimes be fundamentally ineffective, since most people underneath the age of 13 have probably already lied their age to get onto an online platform / social media platform.

So yeah... my overarching thought is that a different approach is needed. Cassandra (talk) 14:40, 27 October 2022 (UTC)

Yeah I sorta agree. My main issue here is that the age given makes way too large of an assumption about what different websites do and do not, how mature people are, etc. I lied about my age when I was 11 (and sometimes younger) to Discord, Fandom and others successfully, quite a few people thought I was 15-16. I think the issue here is that it's very difficult to create an accurate age limit in law that takes into account how different websites do and do not work, how mature a child is, how much personal info is collected, how much other people are actually going to try to take advantage of the kid, etc. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:24, 30 October 2022 (UTC)

New idea: T.M.I Fridays section on main page

It would sort of work like the DYK thing, where people can submit their own TMIs and the best get featured, it will be updated every Friday. I thought it would be a funny addition that should be added. —Crocotta1 23:57, 26 October 2022 (UTC)

To me, that sounds like a pretty cool idea. Do you want to bring it up in the forum perhaps? Like this, all the admins can discuss. Cassandra (talk) 15:13, 27 October 2022 (UTC)

I don't understand this. How would this help, exactly? I'm pretty sure this is gonna fail fast, given how we're all either unable or too lazy to submit stuff and update the template. I don't think this would be good for our readers, either. We're supposedly a Wikipedia parody, and as much as we already deviate from this, I think this goes a bit too far. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:51, 27 October 2022 (UTC)

Hmmmmm... if needed, we can actually throw this in the UnSignpost, as a recurring section there. Methinks, at least. Cassandra (talk) 00:40, 29 October 2022 (UTC)

I suppose that could work. I'd need to make it work like the secondary headlines so that it doesn't show up if not called for, but it could work. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:49, 30 October 2022 (UTC)

We’ll see! Keep me updated for now. Cassandra (talk) 01:24, 19 November 2022 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote!

MrX blow me

18:28, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

No problem! :) Cassandra (talk) 01:24, 19 November 2022 (UTC)