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It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]
Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please) – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:24, 13 December 2021
Merry Christmas and all that jazz[edit source]
I heard that you were single again, well then—we should hook up real soon. Santa baby, Facebook me and give me some likes.
Santa cutie, Snapchat me and send me some pix, not dicks—but if you want, I don't mind. Santa cutie, favorite me on Instagram.
Slide into my chat DMs—add me to your list and we'll be more than friends. I'll follow you on Twitter too, and this Christmas won't be quite so blue.
Santa baby, I saw you had a Tinder and I swiped right—found your Bumble account. Santa baby, Match with me so we can Meetup.
Santa honey, if you call me up on the phone—we'll bone. I won't play hard to get. Santa baby, do you have white hair down there?
Santa baby, you don't have to wear a condom, come on—we can play 'Just the Tip'. Santa baby, even if it's just for one night.
I haven't been with lots of men—but last time I got laid he said I was a ten. I'm sure that we could have some fun—if you work out and don't weigh a ton.
Santa baby, don't forget the presents this year—like beer, or perhaps some good wine. Santa baby— let's get drunk, Netflix and chill…Here's a hundred dollar bill?..I'm on the pill…
– (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:21, 24 December 2021
Your Fallout Pages[edit source]
These should go under UnGames:Sandbox Fallout
Can you please move them and fix your links? Also, make sure you add proper categories, like Category:Uncyclopedia Games and Category:Uncyclopedia Games Subpages. Let me know if you have questions. XOXO – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 23:03, 29 December 2021
Reverting vandalism[edit source]
When editing an old version of a page to revert vandalism, please do not click back further than needed. You have now removed legitimate talk page messages multiple times. No, you're not in trouble and I'm not mad at you, I often come across as hostile by mistake, but I think I should just tell you this because I've been reverting some of your reverts due to the legitimate talk page messages that have been removed. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:35, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
Thanks for your vote![edit source]
This is old, I know, but hear me out.[edit source]
Hangul Filler... Look it up. Anti Anti Subtonic Neo (talk) 19:13, 8 March 2023 (UTC)