User:Hipponias/articles

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Chipmonk: the only known rodent with anti-religious tendencies.
Coca cola: Warning! Their attacks can cause diabetes, heart disease, and death.
Osum Bin Adden: We shall deliver math to the infidels!
Erudition: One requests you, sir, to a short read of this article. Hovering on the links is greatly appreciated.
Novichok: Totally non-capitalist and non-poisonous!
Smallpox: One of the greatest epidemic bands of all time.
Extinctionism (Featured!): The group protests against excessive unrest and hypocrisy.
Emperor Taizong of Tang: Lol Gokturks!
Baked Potato (Featured!) (Multi-author collaboration): It's pronounced baked potato not baked potato.
Instruction manual: Recommend cheap, inexpensive, nicely writen, good's artcle, ! (DongFang® Industial compny sponsered!)
Warring States Period: Self-explanatory period when states waged war with each other.
Chromebook: More like Mudbook.
Beijing (Rewritten): You should be able to see the Forbidden City on your right... if the smog wasn't there n00b!
Hippo: Hey, he's got my leg. *crunch* AAAAAAAAA!

UnNews:US replaces SAT with CAPTCHA: Turns out Trump can't do Twitter's CAPTCHA when signing in.
UnNews:Trump's vocabulary reaches 50 words: This achievement puts him in the top 10 of all presidents.
UnNews:Trump sues Coronavirus for infection fraud: According to Trump, this happened in 51 out of 50 states of the US.
UnNews:Local shark killed in "tragic" human attack: Short and snappy, just like the late shark.
UnNews:Trolling AI "indistinguishable" from humans: "U gay loal!!"
UnNews:Tiktok's scientists train users to "scroll down": They will repeat this experiment on humans in the near future.

HowTo:Walk (Featured!) (Rewritten): This is classified as intense exercise.
UnPoetia:Triste et malum est (Featured!): One of the greatest UnParodied anti-COVID poems of all time.
Why?:Vote Trump: A long page detailing the many reasons why you should vote for Trump.
Uncyclopedia:Don't bite the noobs: Policy page, sporked from Wikipedia:Please do not bite the newcomers.
Why?:You are wrong: But I'm right!
Template:Timezone-header: Making this made me question my life choices (and use of #ifexpr statements). The userbox version is here.
UnPoetia:To cheat or not to cheat: That is the question.
Template:China: China navbox.