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“In Africa, you hunt hippos. In Soviet Russia, Hipponias hunts YOU!!!”
I will be considerably less active for a few months due to important exams.
Feel free to give me a shout on my talk page! Just keep the noise level under 85 decibels to avoid causing permanent hearing damage.
- Baked Potato (Multi-author collaboration)
- HowTo:Walk (rewritten)
- UnPoetia:Triste et malum est
For a full list of my articles, see here.