User:Hipponias

Hipponias

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for  1 year, 5 months and 21 days.

My edits: 1,489

♂ This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick. ♂

This user is an administrator and messing with 'em could result in a ban.

en This user is a native speaker of English. en

zh 這位用戶的母語是中文。 这位用户的母语是中文。

fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français. fr-1

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is Chinese and is proud of his country, made of the blood and flesh of sacrificed Communists.

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he gives a damn & so should you.

“In Africa, you hunt hippos. In Soviet Russia, Hipponias hunts YOU!!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Hipponias

Most of my time is spent reading, editing, and writing new articles on Uncyclopedia (you know, the fun stuff). When I actually do maintenance tasks such as QVFDing articles and fixing formatting, you can assume I'm bored. I only pee review stuff when extremely depressed. I know basic Python and JavaScript (courtesy of Stack Overflow) and I can cast a few Mediawiki spells (yeah, muggles).

Feel free to give me a shout on my talk page! Just keep the noise level under 85 decibels to avoid causing permanent hearing damage.

Featured Articles

• Extinctionism
• Baked Potato (Multi-author collaboration)
• HowTo:Walk (rewritten)
• UnPoetia:Triste et malum est

For a full list of my articles, see here.

A certainly humourous but inaccurate picture of me.

My images

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  Recruitment poster, calling for healthy young men to join Brexit.

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  The son of a hippo (Le fils de l'hippopotame)

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  Fashion styles in 7th century China

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  COVID releases a poster providing tips on infecting others.

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