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This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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In Latin, they would be Dexter.
This user is Chinese and proud of their country, made of the blood and flesh of sacrificed Communists.
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he gives a damn & so should you.
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In Africa, you hunt hippos. In Soviet Russia, Hipponias hunts YOU!!!

Russian Reversal on Hipponias

Most of my time is spent reading, editing, and writing new articles on Uncyclopedia (you know, the fun stuff). When I actually do maintenance tasks such as QVFDing articles and fixing formatting, you can assume I'm bored. I only pee review stuff when extremely depressed. I know basic Python and JavaScript (courtesy of Stack Overflow) and I can cast a few Mediawiki spells (yeah, muggles).

Feel free to give me a shout on my talk page! Just keep the noise level under 85 decibels to avoid causing permanent hearing damage.

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