User:Hipponias

Hipponias

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 9 months and 13 days.

My edits: 530

♂This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

en This user is a native speaker of English.

zh 這位用戶的母語是中文。 这位用户的母语是中文。

fr-0.5This user annoys people with his little to no knowledge of Français.

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is Chinese and is proud of his country, made of the blood and flesh of sacrificed communists. 为人民服务

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

“Yes, humour! THIS IS BRITAIN!!!”

~ Hipponias on Humour

“In Africa, you hunt hippos. In Soviet Russia, Hipponias hunts YOU!!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Hipponias

Most of my time is spent reading, editing, and writing new articles on Uncyclopedia. I sometimes do maintenance tasks such as QVFDing articles and fixing formatting. I pee review stuff occasionally.

Yeah, I'm probably a n00b.

My articles

A certainly humourous but inaccurate picture of me.

My images

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  Recruitment poster, calling for healthy young men to join Brexit.

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  The son of a hippo (Le fils de l'hippopotame)

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  Fashion styles in 7th century China