User:Hipponias

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
5 years, 7 months and 22 days.

My edits: 1,565

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

This user is an administrator and messing with 'em could result in a ban.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.

“In Africa, you hunt hippos. In Soviet Russia, Hipponias hunts YOU!!!”
– Russian Reversal on Hipponias

Currently Inactive. Sorry about that.

Most of my time is spent reading, editing, and writing new articles on Uncyclopedia (you know, the fun stuff). When I actually do maintenance tasks such as QVFDing articles and fixing formatting, you can assume I'm bored. I only pee review stuff when extremely depressed. I know basic Python and JavaScript (courtesy of Stack Overflow) and I can cast a few Mediawiki spells (yeah, muggles).

~~Feel free to give me a shout on my talk page! Just keep the noise level under 85 decibels to avoid causing permanent hearing damage.~~