User:Hipponias

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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This user is Chinese and is proud of his country, made of the blood and flesh of sacrificed Communists.

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“In Africa, you hunt hippos. In Soviet Russia, Hipponias hunts YOU!!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Hipponias

I will be considerably less active for a few months due to important exams.

Most of my time is spent reading, editing, and writing new articles on Uncyclopedia (you know, the fun stuff). When I actually do maintenance tasks such as QVFDing articles and fixing formatting, you can assume I'm bored. I only pee review stuff when extremely depressed. I know basic Python and JavaScript (courtesy of Stack Overflow) and I can cast a few Mediawiki spells (yeah, muggles).

Feel free to give me a shout on my talk page! Just keep the noise level under 85 decibels to avoid causing permanent hearing damage.

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