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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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QVFD articles

What You Can Do With Dark Chocolate — Spam
The Best Places To Go Snorkelling — Spam, though I do wanna check these places out lol
Easy Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe Idea — Spam
7 Tips To Restore Love To A Loveless Marriage — Spam
Three Beliefs That Block Your Effectiveness With Conflict — Spam
One Of The Best 2010 Holiday Gifts - Send Cookies To The Troops — Spam
Conquering Problems With Conflict Management — Spam
Explaining How To Make Chocolate Covered Cookies Effortlessly — Spam
Jacob Vroom — Useless, possibly vanity
Daniel Bowler — Useless, possibly vanity
Scurvy — Useless
Property Investment And Property Management — Moar Spam
Permanent Hair Removal — Spam
The Best Guides To Use In Building Your Own Solar Panels — more spam
Solar Panels For Homes - A Few Advantages Of Having Solar Panels In Your Home — spam
Dancing On The Tip Of One s Toes: About Dancing Classical En Pointe And Pointe Shoes — Spam, vanity
Gowri Nadella — Vanity, spam
Newmarket, ontario — one-liner, consider warning the editor
B:Main Page — Pointless offsite redirect
Portal:People/PeopleFeatureNom — Pointless
JetixHTBFANJS
NapervilleHTBFANJS
Disk — Contents do not describe title, HTBFANJS, duplicate of Phish.
Planet Express — Not good stuff
Jimmy De Santa — Useless, possibly vanity
File:Badly Drawn Goat.jpg — Uploader Request
AAAA AAAA A AAA AAAAAA AAAAA AA A AAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAA AA AAAAAA! — Invalid registration
Redirects to itself (redirect) (delete) — Double redirects
User:Shabidoo/Black paint brush of tragic angst — Double redirects
Template:Circular redirect (redirect) (delete) — Broken redirects
Interstate 470 (redirect) (delete) — Broken redirects
Interstate 270 (redirect) (delete) — Broken redirects
Spawn of Satan — Small article
303 — Spam It has been pending for some time but it has not been deleted yet. I am drawing the attention of the administrator
List of real life hacks and cheat codes — Small article
Templaet:disambig — I'm sorry ,wrong
Uncyclepedia — Very small article
Wrongly categorized — Small Article
Pantsing — Copy paste wikipedia link:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantsing
This page (honestly) really does not exist and if you dare to click on this link you will be sent into a black hole of endless nothingness where you will be tempted to edit pages that do not exist which will only get in you in even more trouble. Should be redlinked. G.L.S. (TP) 22:01, 3 November 2020 (UTC)
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:Contributions/Pause Everything in this edit history. G.L.S. (TP) 21:57, 3 November 2020 (UTC)
Slamming a pumpkin against a keyboard — Short and unfunny.
Triagram — Challenge accepted.
Jojos bizzare adventure — One-line nonsense
UnNews:AAAAA — Crap by an IP that should be blocked.
Drugdealer — One-liner
Joe Mama — Useless one-liner - Redirected to Your mom β€”Kevπ”Žπ”’π”³β €α  
Big Idea Entertainment — Short crap
Among us game — Useless spam
Count Draclia — Small article
Draclia (redirect) (delete) — Small article
Women’s Rights — Small article
This page does not eΡ…ist — Random, disruptive, short
Shayne drobinski — One sentence article
Foley Santavasi — Crap, possibly vanity
User:Gale5050/Warning — author request. Gale5050 complain about me! 17:40, 26 October 2020 (UTC)
User:Gale5050/Warning/doc — author request to delete template. Gale5050 complain about me! 17:40, 26 October 2020 (UTC)
Joe Rogan — Literally two word long
Frogge — Pointless
Template:Spork(A) — Pointless 
Midnight Black — Vanity. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. ICU'ed. Gale5050 complain about me! 17:35, 26 October 2020 (UTC)
Alizarin Crimson — Possibly vanity, definitely pointless
Getting Some Sick — Short crap
Template:Divbox — Dubious crap.
Cutie marks — Short crap.
File:Alicorns equestria.jpg — Dubious crap
Talk:Interstate 278 (redirect) (delete) — Broken redirect
Interstate 38 (redirect) (delete) — Broken redirect
Interstate 135 (redirect) (delete) — Broken redirect
6324573094C1 (redirect) (delete) — Broken redirect
Mcb.jpauy — Short crap
Callum Taylor — Short crap, where is everyone?
World War Kurtis — Short crap, possibly vanity.
Eamon Napier — Short crap, possibly vanity.
Olly Sus — Short crap, possibly vanity.
Tom Ellmore — Short crap, possibly vanity.
YOU'VE WON! GET 000 FAST!!!!! CLICK HERE NOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!! (redirect) (delete) — Pointless redirect.
Windows-1252 — Random crap.
Reo — Crap
Neon — Short crap.
Jamie Sugden — I could be wrong, but this looks like vanity or something.
Rena yamada — Vanity.
Interstate 41 — ICU expired. Gale5050 complain about me! 17:09, 14 October 2020 (UTC)
Interstate 43 — icu expired. Gale5050 complain about me! 17:09, 14 October 2020 (UTC)
Interstate 60 — ICU expired. Gale5050 complain about me! 17:07, 14 October 2020 (UTC)
AkashUpadhyay — Vanity, spam.
Raaj Vishwakarma — Vanity, spam. And it’s back. MrX blow me 05:39, 12 October 2020 (UTC)
The Price Of Bitcoin Increased By 13 — Spam
Scammers Are Increasingly Using The Guise Of Streaming GiantCREATE PROTECTED - FREQUENT SPAM β€”Kevπ”Žπ”’π”³β €α  
Suhail Kakar — Vanity
Martin KrčÑl — Foreign language and appears to be vanity.
Interstate -1 — literally 8 lines.  ICU'ed by cat the colourful. Gale5050 complain about me! 16:18, 7 October 2020 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia: Pee Review/Interstate 278-unneeded as article is in userspace. Gale5050 complain about me! 21:45, 4 October 2020 (UTC)
User:Interstate 278 (redirect) (delete) — bad move. cleaned up, just need 1 deletion
Interstate 77 — ICU expired on October 2. 
S P A C E B A R — Another page we already have, but spelled differently this time.
О — We already have O, how does this page exist?
М — We already have M, how does this page exist?
Eating poo — Actual vandalism? whytheonlyone Complainor contribs?
Teng tang — Same old from ban patrol
Estube gaming — Same old from ban patrol
Indian Man Farting — Same old from ban patrol
Sapnap — Same old from ban patrol
George not found — More random crap.
Black toe — Extremely crappy short version of an already existing article.
Poopy bag masters — Same as bee movie and dobre brothers
Dobre brothers — Same as bee movie
Bee movie — Long, repeating, random, crap.
Interstate 238 — Crappiest interstate article ever. Literally 1 sentence and the {{interstate}} template. 
Interstate-59 (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect. 
User:Gale5050/testing templates — my personal sandbox. but I don't need one anymore. 
Interstate 26 — No potential, just crap. Worst interstate article, ICU can't even repair it. Most of our interstates are bad, only a few are good. Gale5050 complain about me! 12:13, 29 September 2020 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Interstate 287 — In user space, unneeded as of now. 
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Interstate 81 — I request it. My article, unneeded as in userspace
Aekfkf — Short unfunny article whytheonlyone Complainor contribs?
St Julian's nonsense.
Cristiano Ronaldo-Blatant nonsense. 
Ass Monster-No real purpose Gale5050 Complain about me! 11:58, 25 September 2020 (UTC)
UnNews:China to invade north korea and try to fit all its population in there — Possible spam whytheonlyone Complainor contribs?
Underscore — Crap from a user who should probably be banned.
View Source — Crap from a user who should probably be banned.
A waste of time exactly what title says. Let’s delete. Gale5050 Complain about me! 01:29, 24 September 2020 (UTC)
MiΓ©rcoles-blatant nonsense. 
I-24-redirect to deleted page. 
He said — Long crap
Technoblade — Short crap
PBS Kids — Short crap
Deisy Suarez-Giles — Vanity, spam
Larissa Manoela — Empty article
John Gray — Random crap
Fuckwit - English translator — Random crap
UnVoyage:User:The dog2 — Random crap
UnVoyage:User:Rhubella Marie — Random crap
UnVoyage:User:Jianhui67 — Spam/vanity.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz — Useless 
You know — Useless 
User talk:80.214.29.43 — Useless redirect.
115! (redirect) (delete) — Useless redirect.
Your Fucking Mom — Pointless and stupid 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa — Pointless and stupid 
Bonhoeffer — Article w/ nothing
Magnum Opus — Short crap
Μƒ — Nothing to see here...
Communiɘ — Identical to Communism
Dwarf mobs quiz lynx.jpg, kvetch! (redirect) (delete) — Dumb redirect
Elijah Sommerz — Vanity.
Arcademajor — Wrong language, at best.
Juj — Short, no potential.
Janakabro — Vanity
User:DaumierSwiss — Vanity/business promotion.
Category:Classic Specials — Also unnecessary category.
Category:TV Special Episodes — I don’t think this category is necessary.
The Powerpuff Girls Movie — And it's back!
List of Powerpuff Girls episodes — Pointless, also nearly identical to an article with an expired ICU tag.
User:JEOC — Please see ban patrol.
User:Freighttrain — Please see ban patrol.
CryptoCRIT — spam
Utensils — Very short and actual vanda article.
Big dick contest — Unfunny and very short article.
Atto Abbas — Vanity page. 
Craig McCracken — It's the same as Wikipedia
Akash Upadhyay — Vanity page, user has been warned and now should be blocked. 
NFL Rush Zone — What the hell! --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!π•Žπ• π•π•§π•–π•£π•Žπ•’π•π•“π•£π•  TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 00:21, 31 July 2020 (UTC)
XFL — What the hell! --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!π•Žπ• π•π•§π•–π•£π•Žπ•’π•π•“π•£π•  TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 00:21, 31 July 2020 (UTC)
User talk:14.254.66.106 — Still deleted: spam/vandalism. --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!π•Žπ• π•π•§π•–π•£π•Žπ•’π•π•“π•£π•  TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 00:17, 31 July 2020 (UTC)
Mason Winter — Very short and unfunny article. whytheonlyone Complainor contribs?
UnGames:Wizards of Power MMORPG/listen — Unfunny article, and the only contributor was an IP address. Likely short article.
,, — No meaningful content.
'' — No meaningful content.
@@ — No meaningful content.
Curios George — Unfunny article. And now expired ICU.
TomTom Brickhead — Non notable person and very short article, probably unfunny.
Brantford — Very little to no funny article.
Sucking sucking — Pure s*x vandalism.
UnDebate:Im gay — Unfunny article and probably vandalism.
HowTo:Freak out your friends and make them think your gay — Possible spam. Sent to ICU by ZB. - Kev
Slovakia — No meaningful content. whytheonlyone Complainor contribs? 22:21, 3 July 2020 (UTC)
Senegal — No useful content. whytheonlyone Complainor contribs? 22:20, 3 July 2020 (UTC)
Winnipeg Jets — Vandalism. whytheonlyone Complainor contribs? 18:14, 2 July 2020 (UTC)
Nils Bassen — Not in English, and short article. whytheonlyone Complainor contribs? 19:20, 1 July 2020 (UTC)
Yam Yam — Pure vandalism. whytheonlyone Complainor contribs? 00:11, 1 July 2020 (UTC)
Nutri Ventures - The Quest for the 7 Kingdoms — Possible vandalism and spam. whytheonlyone Complainor contribs? 15:44, 30 June 2020 (UTC) Placed an ICU to it. - Cat
Logan Paul — Very short article. whytheonlyone Complainor contribs? 01:02, 28 June 2020 (UTC) Changed into redirect - Kev
Cheese doodle — Purely short vandalism article. whytheonlyone Complainor contribs? 01:01, 28 June 2020 (UTC)
The Casagrandes — Nonsense whytheonlyone Complainor contribs? 16:10, 24 June 2020 (UTC) ICU'd - ZB
Hopkinsville goblin — No meaningful content. whytheonlyone Complainor contribs? 21:28, 23 June 2020 (UTC)
User:Vandalise — Vandalism on a userpage of a user that doesn't exist User does exist - Zb
List of best bands ever — No useful content to be an article
Female circumcision — No useful content to be an article, probably vandalism
Space is minty fresh — Shortly
Forum:My sig — never mind I figured it out
Greensward Academy — Empty registration
Helen — Small registration
Walnut Whipping — Empty registration
Falafel — Empty registration
Baron of Loughmoe — Small article
Bbbbbb — It appears to just be the letter b 35,953 times - MrX
Cascading Style Sheets — Just a link to the wikipedia article, nothing else.
Template:Summary:Sandbox — My wolverwandolisms have been listed on the NRHP, this noobish-unwolverhaptonish page (by him) is a cacatoneditucan. Let'se-Tung it! --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!π•Žπ• π•π•§π•–π•£π•Žπ•’π•π•“π•£π•  TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 20:50, 31 May 2020 (UTC)
Summary:Sandbox — Another shit by him --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!π•Žπ• π•π•§π•–π•£π•Žπ•’π•π•“π•£π•  TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 21:34, 31 May 2020 (UTC)
Template:Greenbox: '''Tip''': If you place your sandbox on the beach, make it far from the ocean. What’s the point anyway, because don’t beaches usually have sand? — Another shit by him --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!π•Žπ• π•π•§π•–π•£π•Žπ•’π•π•“π•£π•  TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 21:34, 31 May 2020 (UTC)
Category:Writing and Editing — Another shit by him --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!π•Žπ• π•π•§π•–π•£π•Žπ•’π•π•“π•£π•  TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 21:34, 31 May 2020 (UTC)
Add Related wikiHows — Another shit by him --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!π•Žπ• π•π•§π•–π•£π•Žπ•’π•π•“π•£π•  TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 21:34, 31 May 2020 (UTC)
Category:WikiHow — Fuck him! --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!π•Žπ• π•π•§π•–π•£π•Žπ•’π•π•“π•£π•  TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 21:34, 31 May 2020 (UTC)
Vandalism/example on wheels!/archive2 — Useless shit by this turd. --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!π•Žπ• π•π•§π•–π•£π•Žπ•’π•π•“π•£π•  TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 02:40, 15 June 2020 (UTC)
Ostrzyciel — Translating from Polish, it means focus puller, soooo... WTH is this page? --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!π•Žπ• π•π•§π•–π•£π•Žπ•’π•π•“π•£π•  TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 19:37, 22 June 2020 (UTC)

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