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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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QVFD articles

Main Page....... - This stuff again Fixed it using a sock -BraGreMat
Trollface (redirect) (delete) - Cross-namespace redirect
Undictionary:Hurheka
Main Page.... - @MrX: could you get rid of this? Thanks. -BraGreMat
 :@BraGreMat: I moved it to a different name. Now you can delete it. - Microsoft
Orbit racing - very likely either spam or plagiarism, also no humor at all
Ajsdfljal - nonsense
This dog is fucked up bruh - random images
Bunch - bunch of nonsense, also the person who wrote this seems to have made 1 pointless page already and mangled warnings on their talk page and gotten globally blocked on miraheze: https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/186.96.209.0/24
Chelsea
Goddamnit mediawiki - stupid ass
Main Page..
File:Indent.svg - nvm wont figure this out
Joseph stalins secret fight club
Am drunk and i wanna suicide myself
User:Fucking Microsoft for POTUS - harassment, page move vandalism
Jay jay the jet plane
User:Fucking MrX
Funny Overload nvm someone is fixing it i think
Discord (article)/unminified.css - no longer need this
File:CNtranslatebutton2.png-update
Category:People whose lives were ruined by their organised crime families
Category:Modern Slavery
The thing - the qvfd is a deletion procedure that deletes things in uncyclopedia it's spooky
Sega (company) - judging from their edits to the miraheze article, not only is this a useless redirect, but likely a sock of Andyyeung12345678
Giga Nigga
Template:Fullurl:UnNews:
File:IHOB.png - yes it is available on wikimedia commons, just a different name: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:IHOB_logo.svg
File:IHOB.png - exists in MediaWiki
File:IHop logo.png - exists in MediaWiki
Peppa pig
Geno smith
User:L10nM4st3r/Cyberverse - unless somebody wants to steal it



DPL based list*

No articles tagged with {{QVFD}}, go find some!

*Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.

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