QuickVFD

Welcome to QVFD!

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). This does NOT include pages that appear to be genuine attempts at writing comedy, especially if it appears the author may still be working on them. The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

• If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
• In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
• It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

Notes for posting

• VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
• Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
• Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
• Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
• Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
• If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
• Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
• To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.

e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]

• If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators

• Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
• Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
• If you keep a page, please note why it was kept: (Stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages)

• Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They can't write worth crap write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny.
• Check Special:NewPages, a lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
• Check Special:RecentChanges, especially the edits with the ! unpatrolled symbol.

QVFD articles

File:Cleephakr funny.jpg — Vanity.
Template:PF4Eva TP archive (redirect) (delete) — User space redirect
UnSnow (redirect) (delete) — Useless redirect.
BCDEDIT
File:22-px Flag of Chipland.png — Unused file (?)
User talk:User:JSGuy123 — not the right talk page
Grey goo (redirect) (delete) — i can't even find where it might have moved to, but i think it was a userspace
Ayranistan — breh 
Microsoft Windows Marketplace — Too short for stub.
File:GodzillaMustSee.jpg — The glare, some rock in the background, and the arm looking too frumpy were all not sitting right with me. So I fixed all of that and reuploaded. A better adjustment of an already crappy 1970s stillframe lol!
HowTo talk:Defend Yourself from a Hedgehog — Too short. it's a talkpage -turb0
File:UOTM-AI.jpg — Unused
File:UOTM-AI.png — Unused
File:UOTM-AI-Mini.png — Unused
Category:It's A Category, Charlie Brown (redirect) (delete) — Wish I had the perms to move without making a redirect.
File:MuslinVoodooDoll.jpg — Nope.
File:Isaplant1.JPG — This is crap! No, I won't need it.
File:Isaplant2.jpg — I'll re-do the 4400 page and it's unlikely I'll use this in its current form.
File:Redone.JPG — Yeah don't need. I'm saving to back-up email anyway.
File:Trsysh.jpg — Article no longer exists. So the pic isn't to anything.
File:Twsysnh.jpg — It was to a page that no longer exists. I don't need it.
File:Vin-Diesel-in-Pitch-Black.gif — I had to resize it...this one was too clunky.
D Piddy — Recreating a deleted page.
File:Anime.png — Unused file
4582 — Far too short. Vanity (Can't find a single thing about this.) someone ICU'd it. don't remember who -alula
Ftsugahk
Naufal Kaffi Az-Zauhari — English please.
Raise the colours — Way too short for ICU. Two sentences.
User:MK/Offshore testing platform — softlocked myself lmao
Alcholol/FA — User space redirect.
Ivan tavčar — ight come on
HowTo:HowTo:Make Ramen (redirect) (delete) — Forgot to delete this redirect.
Template:Block user — Unnecessary. 
User:SystemPhantom/Generator1SubjectClone — no longer in use
Quigly — Vanity.
User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox — User space redirect. wrong way round -turb0
Template:Zerg Rush — User space redirect.
File:Cooking-Hobbit-Flavored-Stew.gif — I don't know what it was, but on my end it lagged. It would not seem like a gif, then start playing out like one. But kept lagging. So I resized it a tiny bit smaller and re-uploaded the smaller version. That one seems to work better.
User:MichaelJacksonTouchedMe1 — User page created by other user.
Osamaliters — really?
SHU — This is definitely too short for ICU. icu'd anyway -fish
Carpet — userspace redirect
Pre-Irish Holy Jihadists — Patented nonsense too short for ICU still was icu'd -dani
File:Purpletick.png — Unused
File:Cheesey Meat with Bread.png — Unused
File:NoopnurfIcon.svg — No longer needed
User:Soviet's Bot/UnGames log — There is a better way to do this
The epic tale on how I attempted to get useless gobshite of the month — Just look at it.
Me after I ha sex with ivy — the fuck
Template:Rise — Nonsensical template
Bidenism — This is three sentences with no images or links right now.
Forum:Archiving Uncyclopedia eh I shouldnt care anyways. not sure why a forum page should be deleted. -dani
Skyscrapers (redirect) (delete) — User space redirect
QR Codes — Blank page
SCP-55 — Way too short for ICU ICU'd anyway -alula
Category:Navboxes using borders — Empty category maintenance category, doesn't matter if it's empty or not -alula
UnFunctions (redirect) (delete) — User space redirect
File:Conspiring-with-Enemies.png — So, I thought it still seemed off-center. Grima is practically in the corner of the pic, and so, he needed a fedora. It's true.
Costa concordia
Babel:Monopoly — This is an exact copy of Ucyclopoly
File:Movie-reel.png — File is way too large. Sorry about that.
File:Conspiring-with-Orcs.png — I was collapsed at the keyboard when I made this. Sure it was okay, but I forgot the hat, and Wormtongue was a short guy. The one I have just uploaded is better. And I will try to work on this stuff when I'm not nearly as dead.
File:Mk oscilloscope sig.svg — eh failed attempt
User:MK/Soft drink — moved out finally
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File:GrímaAllDay.gif — I felt that it was too choppy, so I adjusted the timing between frames (there's only 5 frames) but the delay between them was too long, making it choppy. So I improved it.
Foaming — Way too short. icu'd
User:Wikipedia Hater/sandbox — a shit
Tokusatsu — short already ICU'd -dani
User:Bottle made from Bottles — unfunny please don't qvfd other people's userpages -fish
User:MK/Fentanyl — don't need no mo
UnNews:Chuck Norris — It's an image and the sentence, "Chunk Norris."
Fishting — Way too short for ICU.
Frisk (Undertale) — I am illogifying this but it is not uncyc material.
America's war on wolves — This whole page is an infobox. no it isn't -fish
UnFunctions:Main Page (redirect) (delete) — User space redirect
Uncyclopedia:VFH/Quests — really??? also good night
Linofayop — Too short
Bolibird — Too short
User:Wikipedia Hater — I will recreate my userpage,just delete
A story built zero words at a time — Remember to protect from creation after deleting
Template:Orian57 (redirect) (delete) — User space redirect
User:Gammakid999/fun fact(s) & subpage — author request
File:YoungTurks.png — Swapped for smaller filesize/unused
Brooks Cannon — also vanity
Cameron Wars — vanity
The Curse of the Peepee Poopoo Man ICU'd by the ed sheeran fan
File:FranceFlag.png — Unused.
User:Soviet/styles.css — Random failed test
File:LetterJ.png — Unused/wrong filename
Sponsored By Uncyclopedia Premium Template Starter — why? and this doesnt need to b applied to random pages, thx lv
8231974120984732147129847203984701293847874238174203748927409172907394732109472319084720139874398021874019274209743201984792874219874739812472904723908479123047982137409123749720193847 — IP craft
User:My Face Is Beautiful/UA — User space redirect
Evilland — This is nine sentences long and the author is clearly stuck. ICU'd -alula
IS tank family — This is 11 words long.
Death incarnated (redirect) (delete) — Redirect to redlink
Template:DissaprovedByPrime — what?? 50% of this is non-standard code, the rest if just an unfixable mess. unsure if there's something aside from qvfd or how to deal with templates, but this is a trainwreck code was fixed -dani
A story built zero words at a time (redirect) (delete) — I thought this was protected from being created.
The prime ministers of Romania — This is literally a sentence with three images and horrible formatting
How to:Make Ramen — Recreating a deleted page.
Mr Cornwall — Way too short for ICU.
HowTo:Capture Vienna — Clicked 'Create' instead of 'Preview' by mistake.
Sawyer johnson
Jaxon miller — idk why i bothered with ICU, this is not it
File:200px-American Beaver.jpg — exists on commons
Uncyclopedia:Generation_Z (redirect) (delete) — wait hold on
Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD nice try. -dani
Sweeden — Way too short for a stub (two sentences) ICU'd by sapplerx -alula
Template:Fontfont
File:Dave Trotter.jpg — Unused/wrong name
File:720px-Flag of Brazil.svg.png — exists on commons
Template:TV Shows — no need, replacing the old cable template instead
File:Snarglemnxzz.svg — unused but it does show new york getting its ass kicked
File:419px-Johannes Vermeer (1632-1675) - The Girl With The Pearl Earring (1665).jpg — exists on commons
Uncyclopedia:F-35 (redirect) (delete) — pointless redirect
Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive219 what?? -MrX
Template:John Cockerill — a template seems like a little too much
File:250px-Washington Monument Dusk Jan 2006.jpg — exists on commons
File:Goran Visnjic mug.png — unused file
File:Anthony Edwards mug.png — unused file
File:Alex Kingston mug.png — unused file
File:Meat Nine.png — Unused image.
UnGames:Random_Encounters/Diary/Feces_Paste — uhm what unfortunately this is one of the better diary entries... somehow -alula
HTBAFANJACF (redirect) (delete) — This redirect doesn't even makes sense. it does -dani
File:800px-10 Month Old Fennec Fox.jpg — exists on commons
Marvin_Heemeyer — make it not spammy sapm dpsmmt spam pls
Overthrow of Donald Trump — Way too short for ICU
Katoliban — hehehehehehehehehehe english pleeze
John_Cockerill, John_Cockerill (redirect) (delete), John_Cockerill (redirect) (delete), John_Cockerill (redirect) (delete) — Alright, I was going to take a long break (and soon retirement) but the fact that this AI-generated article got swept under the rug made me come back. Also that's one funny redirect Actually I'll just add the AI tag for now
User:GlitchyZorua/Don't harass Wikipedia Editors — Never finished, I don't want it anymore.
Category:John Cockerill — a category seems WILDLY unnecessary
Purposes unknown
User talk:Wikipedia Hater — start again No. -MrX
User_talk:149.22.80.118 — you guys shitting me?
 UnReviews:L.A._Confidential, L.A. Confidential (redirect) (delete), UnClassic Film Review:L.A. Confidential (redirect) (delete) — AI by mile wait no what did that guy do
User talk:SmallGovtSatirist — k
User:Soviet — no
Diving_suit — first off, wrong, second off useless now it's A"I" -turb0
Lightning - AI slop and no humour
Populist
HowToGetBanned:ListPages (redirect) (delete) — Pointless and humor-defying redirect
Virginia Tech Massacre: An Afterword (redirect) (delete) — Userspace redirects are generally not ideal
Jabberwock's testpage (redirect) (delete) — Pointless userspace redirect
Reverseninja (redirect) (delete) — Pointless redirect to userspace
McAusten (redirect) (delete) — Redirect to banned-seeming userpage
Redirect to User:Turtleboy0 (redirect) (delete) — Pointless redirect
User talk:Not A Bot But Looks Like One — Spam
It's all in your head (redirect) (delete) — redirect to userspace
Talk:Windows 10
User:Not_A_Bot_But_Looks_Like_One — ah for fuck's sake
HowTo:Crash the economy — Not funny. not QVFD material. if you want it deleted, use VFD -dani
Template:An_image_built_one_pixel_at_a_time/A — Unused
Template:WrongRoom/doc — Unused besides linking to the template which is also unused
Template:WrongRoom — Unused template (I think)
Template:Image_macro/Documentation — No longer needed
Template:IMDB/doc — Okay. (Unused blank template documentation)
File:Julianna_Margulies_mug.png — Unused
Towlehead — I'm actually pretty sure since this is spoken in another language, that means this is QVFD material instead of ICU material. This is also "wtf" material.
Template:VideoEssayTitle — I don't think this template serves any use? Correct me if I'm wrong - the guy who made it
File:Qatar Petroleum.jpg — Unused image
File:Sauerkraut45.png — Unused image
File:Trumpet Orchestra.jpg — Unused image
File:Yvette Freeman mug.png — Unused image
File:Vanessa Marquez mug.png — Unused image
File:Sherry Stringfield mug.png — Unused image
File:Noah Wyle mug.png — Unused image
File:Noah Wyle as Dr John Carter.jpg — Unused image
File:Dearon Thompson (aka Deezer D).png — Unused image
File:Eric LaSalle mug.png — Unused image
File:George Clooney mug.png — Unused image
File:Laura Innes mug.png — Unused image
File:Laura Ceron mug.png — Unused image
File:Kelly Martin mug.png — Unused image
File:Ming-Na Wen mug.png — Unused image
File:Michael Michele mug.png — Unused image
File:Mekhi Phifer mug.png — Unused image
File:Maura Tierny mug.png — Unused image
File:Nurse Carol Hathaway played by Julianna Margulies.jpg — Unused image
File:Nurse Haleh Adams played by Yvette Freeman.jpg — Unused image
File:Paul McCrane mug.png — Unused image
UnGames:1KBcruft (redirect) (delete) — This game sucked
User:OPOSSUM/1KB — Fuck this Kidnapped these - gerg
User:Gergdown/testingzone.css — No longer needed
User:User:AtomicAnon/Hitler_the_Non-Binary_Rat (redirect) (delete) — Useless part 2
User:User:AtomicAnon/Hitler_the_Non-Binary_RatHitler_the_Non-Binary_Rat (redirect) (delete) — Useless
File:Zebrud.png — too big matey
Smaller — blanked by author
Miitopia — Pass.
User:Fish_on_skates/Redirect_particle_accelerator — might as well
UnNews:OpEd_Columns_Editorials_Letters/Janitors_Closet/Old_letters — Unused
Portal:Science/Days — Seemingly unused?
Template:Pandamonium — unused template
Mendocino_K-8 — well, uh, it's blank...
File:600x600px-PIA17202_-_Approaching_Enceladus.jpg — exists on commons
File:70px-Domokunyellownbackground.jpg — unused
File:Gergpedia.png — unused
File:Ukraine cake.png — unused
File:B-OH-ing.png
File:Numpad.png
File:CookieNotice.gif
File:Starmy.jpg — No longer needed
File:AustralianCommunism.jpg — duplicate
Template:NewsTicker/styles.css — unecessary page now
User:Fish_on_skates/UnBooks:The_Book_of_Numbers — fish no want
It's all in your head — Illogicopedia material, too repetative Active author, created the page 3 minutes before QVFD, made a 2nd edit 2 minutes before QVFD, use ICU -MrX
Blankness — Huff this, owe AA a moccasin, but its just a very short pile of schitt redirected instead of huffed. now no one owes AA a moccasin :] -dani
George Brown — this appears to be straight up self promotion, or vanity. literally some random LinkedIn goober's resume with 0% humor
File:Seenthisman.png — unused, inactive uploader
File:Chess YonKaGor.gif — unused
File:Indiaad_too_hard.jpg — unused, inactive uploader
File:Imam_of_the_month_January.jpg — unused, inactive uploader
File:Dolphin_Legislative.jpeg — unused, banned uploader
Cummingtonite —ICU, avoid QVFDing an article 20 minutes after being created by a new editor -MrX
File:Rakbank_vogon.jpg — unused, inactive uploader
Zirconium — This looks AI. 100% human according to GPTZero. That's right I'm an admin now - gerg
File:ICE_crem.png — unused, inactive uploader
UnVoyage:Main_Page — Unfunny, short page huh -dani
Academic_writing — just look at it.
UnBooks:Adam_and_Eve_and_the_curse_of_Windows_Vista — what the hell is that "error creating thumbnail" thing?
Argon — is two paragraphs. that should be fine considering that it has a construction tag -alula
Template:UserAge — this exists at Template:User age
Template:Fire department — This userbox is connected to a game I made that has been deleted after it received an ICU, which had expired.
Takoma_Park_Middle_School — Heyy maybe make it longer?
Llliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppp — No.
Forum:How to delete image? — we don't needs 2 forums for this question
File:All PlayStation and no Nintendo makes Mario a dull plumber.jpg — per his request
Socializing — um what Not QVFD. -MrX
Metric_ton — few lines, the usual
Why?:Planet_Earth_hates_us_(Humans) — missed this one icu'd -dani
File:FB_IMG_1773467280084.jpg — vanity? it's userspace-only so it's fine -alula
UnGames:Rooms — This wasn't funny - Gergdown NVM can you userfy it amdins - gherg
File:FB_IMG_1773329200111.jpg — wait how'd i miss this
File:Shiny Luna.png — no
User:MK/AI slop test article — just needed it for a test, it can burn in QVFD now
UnNews:Britney_Spears_DUI_Case_Escalates_to_Federal_Crime_Level — GPTZero is highly content, that this is actually AI. The "idk" threw me off though. Woopsies. Rip my 5 edits.
File:Golden_Sword.png — unused. if anyone needs it it's on the minecraft wiki
Llliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppp — What
List_of_digits_in_pi_in_alphabetical_order_(work_in_progress) — No.
C-USA — incredibly too short ICU'd, and author seems to be working on it (at least a bit) -dani
Uncyclopedia:VFH/Doug:A Doug Doug Story — woopsie I don't know how to use VFH
No it's not — maybe it might be
Typa_shi_that_will_happen_when_your_GTA_6_is_99.72%_downloaded — Please write more
Testing_new_thingy — hmm, it doesn't work...
Category:GCL_finished_entries — DEAD! D-E-A-D!
Category:WTC (redirect) (delete) — redcat
Category:Userboxes_with_insufficient_color_contrast — methinks this is uneeded another one of the auto-adding ones -alula
Category:Turtle (redirect) (delete) — empty
Category:South_American_historical_figures (redirect) (delete) — redcat. ooh that's got a nice ring to it
Category:Pages_that_aren't_optimized_for_Vector_2022 — sorry, zorua. recreate if needed.
Category:Onwards_to_Boston (redirect) (delete) — redirect category
Category:Navboxes_using_borders — i think this is unneeded? maintenance category, pages get added to it if they have a navbox without borders by default -alula
Category:Lincoln (redirect) (delete) — redirect category
Category:28_May_2020 — empty
Category:20_February_2013 — empty
Nolan_and_Stella — ONE LINER!
Category:Archeologists — empty
Category:AGH_MY_EYES_(hidden) — empty category
File:Lobotomy Corporation OST - Second Warning.mp3 — copyright violation
Formula_2 — jesus christ what the fuck
Template:A (redirect) (delete) — Only used in some Zana archives and some pages about Zana, I think its okay to delete this. Correct me if I'm wrong. -- Danius Pinius disagrees with the following opinonononon
Pete_Hegseth — You're too short! Might be ICU but I'm QVFDing this. - Actually I'ma ICU this. I see potential.
User:Gergdown/Box — No longer needed
User:Gergdown/OmBox — No longer needed
Perjordyrieshbanosraeliaq — Article not finished, will publish later. Never mind, I've got some ideas - Cancel the QVFD
Oldest_page_on_Uncyclopedia — Like this had a good idea, but... yeah... the issue is that it's too short. You can ask me to move this
File:Perjordyrieshbanosraeliaq.png — Wrong name
User:Fish on skates/PASWG — ok, now you can get rid of it
PASWG — how'd we miss this?
File:Noelle-sad-spongebob-sad.gif — fuck i know this is a dupe. i've seen it somewhere can't check right now but dani probably uploaded a still image like this at some point -alula
Olds — Dead
File:That's All, Folks.png — No need for it, gif version already exists
Template:ForumReply — unnecessary template x2
Template:ForumReply/styles.css — unnecessary template
User:Fish_on_skates/Where's_Walbro — actually never mind
Template:IDrive — NOPE, this truly sucks and will NOT work how its intended. DELETE DELETE DELETE
User:MK/iDrive — no good no good, always requires the forbidden javascript...
User:MK/iDrive/styles.css — DAMMIT
File:Dvdv.svg — Accidentally created new page for existing resource
Dylan_Shanker — fuck off
Interstller — no
Peter_Hook — few lines or worse, yadda yadda yadda under construction --muga
Subliminal_stimuli/text — This one's also orphaned lol
Linksys/styles.css — This is orphaned I think lmao I don't know
ClosedAI — Nah nah nah. You create an article called ClosedAI. And then you generate it... with AI. Read UN:AI for our AI policies.
File:TheTranslationNobodyAskedFor.png — Ahh, my chinook jargon phase. What a time. Unused file
User:OPOSSUM/86556&3333
File:Malario.png — Unused file. At least this time it isn't full-on cancer. I did chuckle a bit upon rediscovering it.
File:Gruigi.jpg — Unused file
User:OPOSSUM/Wacky Werm — I was planning to make these shitty strips descend into utter madness, but I got bored real quick.
File:Jpegshrek.jpg — Unused
File:Sid the Earthshaker.jpg — Please nuke this off the face of the earth
File:I have your IP address.jpg — Author request. Why was I such a retard in 2024? As is I'm not one now.
File:EvilVan.png — Unused file
File:Poland cannot into space.png — Unused
File:How to abort a Gregnancy.jpg — Unused
Wallachian_Uprising — There's a high chance of AI for this article (~80%). You see, the first half of the article is mixed (~50% Mixed), and the other half (International response) is entirely AI. I'd say it's likely that this is AI.
ताभोरानी_मौरकोवा — Qua?
BMP_(IFV) — 98% AI. That image is golden, though.
Leyland_Princess — 100% AI
T-35 — 55% AI. The snail emoji kinda seals the deal though
Zyklon_B — Most likely AI (73%)
Gas_van — 100% AI
Vito_Scaletta — Tried more AI detectors, this one's probably AI
British_Leyland — Same as last one
Bottom_Gear — This one got a 54% AI rating. Make of that what you will.
Oltcit — Mostly AI, but there IS a joke in the middle of the article that's seemingly AI-written with human edits.
File:Robinstarfirenolikeyupbutt.jpg — i did not look for this unused thing. it was on the lptew random image
UnBooks_talk:Bloopy's_Pirate_Dictionary — orphaned talk page
Dodge_Challenger_SRT_Demon — AI article backed by circumstantial evidence... although I do have to say, this is a 30% chance of AI article... these articles are so grey, I wanna go back to the black-and-white ones!
Lincoln_Navigator — 70% chance of AI. Combine that with the circumstantial evidence, and this is probably AI.
IS_tank_family, Tankie (redirect) (delete) — You can choose NOT to delete this, but the circumstantial evidence says yes, while the detector says probably not. I say there's enough circumstantial evidence to prove this is AI? Depends what you think.
DPP_(company) — 100% AI
Express_"Taylor_Swift" — This one appears to be translated, but the Czech one is also 100% AI
Taylor_Swift's_tour_in_Czech_Republic — 100% AI
EuroCity — 100% AI
České_dráhy, ČD (redirect) (delete), Ceske drahy (redirect) (delete), Czech Railways (redirect) (delete) — The AI detector said this was NOT AI??!? Nah. Nah. It's got the FUCKING EMOJIS. In what world is this not AI!?? Also this has like 3 redirects so... delete those as well.
Tatra_613 — 100% AI
Skibidi_coup, Floptropica (redirect) (delete) — Phew... let's go back to easy 100% AI articles. Delete its redirect, too.
Wargaming_historian — This one's a dousy. This article does exist on the Czech Uncyclopedia. But the article there has a lot of the AI circumstantial evidence. I'd say it's likely that this is AI.
Catch_the_chick_with_old_Skoda_Rapid (redirect) (delete) — Broken redirect
Tatra_603 — 100% chance of AI
Turtle_soup (redirect) (delete) — e' be broken, cap'n!
User_talk:Mooo700/sandbox — Ok so I may've accidentially tried to welcome a user but I may've welcomed them on their sandbox talk page... yikes... I deserve fuck-up of the millenium.
Swifties_Apocalypse — 95% chance of AI
Is_Škoda_110_LS_the_best_car_in_the_world? (redirect) (delete) — Broken redirect
M4_Sherman — Not only has this not been translated, but it's likely that this was AI. Well... it's a 52-er, but the circumstantial evidence points to it being AI.
List_of_Skalitz_Defence_Forces_equipment — This one is a tricky one to delete. Circumstantially? Definitely. Direct evidence? Copyleaks said it was 44% AI generated. Y'know, that seems well enough to disqualify it... but looking inside the page... yeah, you might see why it came up only as 44%.
Moskvitch_408_etc. — The thing that confuses me is the fact that I can see Tranvit's contributions on the Czech Uncyclopedia, and I can confidentially say that this is NOT from there. Oh and this is 80% AI
BMW_5-Series — 93% chance of AI.
Karosa_Š-Series — 87% chance of AI. The thing that's throwing me off is the CzechoslovakianUser template at the top. Why?!? I was thinking that this was an AI article with SOME human elements... but the detector says probably not. Or maybe it IS... okay whatever.
Mercedes-Benz_770 — 84.5% chance of AI
Andrej_Babiš, Andrej_Babiš (redirect) (delete) — I dunno if its the AI detector getting tired but this is also AI. By the way this has a redirect.
Joachim,_Put_Him_Into_Machine! — 100% chance of AI?!?
T-72M4CZ — 74.7% chance of AI.
Leopard 1 (page does not exist)
Mosin-Nagant
Škoda Henlein — Nope
Leopard 1
Wartburg — I am not saving this one
The Final Solution to the Pop Question — Even I reject this one
HowTo:Catch the chick with old Skoda Rapid — Ok, this one can be deleted.
UnNews:The American Civil War Is Imminent – All Because of Swifties — You can delete this one. UnNews has enough crap on it -OPOSSUM
Gardener — 
Overdue_rent Not QVFD. -MrX 
That_Time_I_Was_Nearly_Crashed_Into_by_a_Boeing_747_during_my_sojourn_to_the_Twin_Towers —
Mad_Dog — 
UnNews:David_Bowie_to_Meet_Martian_DelegationNot QVFD. -MrX
UnNews:Many_killed_in_Turkey_explosion — 
Why?:Is_MediaWiki_ending? — 
UnNews:Woman_held_in_contempt_for_farting_in_courtroom — 
Arab-Israeli-related_ArticleNot quite QVFD, shortness is part of the joke. -MrX
UnNews:Man_Cuts_Off_Leg_To_Be_Featured_in_UnNews — 
Detour — 
UnNews:Scientist_ran_out_of_hurricane_names — 
UnDebate:Is_Stalin_the_handsomest_man_who_ever_lived? — 
UnNews:How_Irish_was_your_St_Patrick's? — 
UnNews:MinitrueHeadlines — 
Pumpkin — 
UnNews:Obama_plays_golf,_as_the_nation_falters — 
UnNews:Uncyclopedia_Reaches_New_Milestone — 
UnNews:UnBooks_used_as_toilet_paper,_angry_UnBook_lovers_mob — 
UnNews:Perv_Christmer_is_approaching_again — 
User:MK/Return button — ok test works, time to make a template! 
Rickrolling — This page has a serious tone, which violates UN:HTBFANJS. Therefore the article should be even funnier. add some jokes then. or put it on VFD if you think it's beyond saving -alula
João_da_Manta — english please
An article that contains nothing but a square bracket — You can QVFD old things right? not really, QVFD is for newer pages -alula
File:Fom.jpg — sadly unused
Loss — Enter hospital... talk to front talk page and doctor... uh oh Suddenly, Delete! Now a redirect - gerg
FFFFFF — Bird bird bird the article's too short
Master_Of_Huffs (redirect) (delete) — no
Justin_Gatlin — just look at it.
Wild West — Oh my fucking god AtomicAnon
An article that contains nothing but a photo of a grue
Main Page — ah I just think it's bad. we should delete it. deleting the main page is kind of a dead joke already -dani
File:Doha Pride 2025.jpg — unused
File:01455-366152758-liz truss eating children.png — unused, inactive uploader
File:01451-366152754-liz truss eating children.png — unused, inactive uploader
Category:CommunistUsers — redundant with Category:Communist Uncyclopedians
Candice — 
File:Wikiprophet.jpg — unused
User_talk:ShipPhile — user requested account deletion
User:Fish on skates/Fishpedia/Olhiyo Bay — Nuke it! -The creator
Opossumopedia (redirect) (delete) — R.I.P. Opossumopedia!
User:OPOSSUM/Opossumopedia/DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person — Disowned
File:WolfBrotherDotCom.jpg — Soon to be unused
User:OPOSSUM/Opossumopedia/NANUAK — I disowned my Wikia/Fandom account a while back.
User:Turb0-Sunrise/Sig/ghelae — gerry is better
T-72 — AI, the Czech Uncyclopedia has a T-72 article, but it was made by a completely different person.
UnBooks:Main_Page/Recent — No longer needed
User:Noopnurf/Noopsteined — Dani wrongly isolating another contribution meant for community use. erm... okay -dani
T-34 — I love AI! I love digging in my butt twin! (AI article) OPOSSUM wants to keep it - jerkdown
M18_GMC — By the way, uh, if anybody wants to keep some of these, remove the QVFD tag. Though... it'll probably be put on VFD, in which it'll probably be deleted again.
Mimoň_grammar_school — Skibidi school. The concept was good, the execution was AI.
Invasion_of_the_Warsaw_Pact_to_Czechoslovakia — Beep boop bop Futurama reference here or smth. (AI article)
Wee-Eight-Six-Four — I should mention, I'm only going by circumstantial evidence (aka common patterns), I haven't gone through the copyworks AI checking yet, but since this is another Tranvit article... yeah.
Small_Cadillacs — Hmm yes I love amdin. This reason has nothing to do with the fact that this is an AI-generated article.
Badge-class_system — Even more AI. This should've been deleted right now. I should be amdin.
Auburn_University — AI with a human-written navbox. So... 95% AI?!?
Peugeot_504 — AI
Self-propelled_17-Pounder,_Valentine,_Mark_I — AI SLOP. AT THIS RATE. I AS AN AI WILL BRING BACK DIDDY PARTIES.
Deemox/this no longer is (redirect) (delete) — Userspace redirect from error
User:𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙/sig — NO... ALSO NO
Template:BounceBox — ok what the fuck
File:Bed_Sheeran.png — uploader request (see talk page)
File:OPOSSUMMogus11.png — Burn it to ashes, along with the other OPOSSUMMogus files
Paraffin Bot testing gone wrong.
Template:User Sgn fucked up while adding a new language
File:Contaminated_H2O.mp3 — just for a second so i can reupload ok now it works -turb0
Killing_of_John_Pork — Far too short. - Give them a chance first -Lion
File:Yonkers.gif — TropicalPanther shit left behind image is in use (somehow) -alula
File:Uncyclopedia_logo_censored.png — this exists already well kinda but not really. the other one is a bit different -alula
User:Gergdown/woof_woof_bark_bark_bark — No longer needed - Ghergdown
Undictionary:Dibolous — Too short for ICU... you can tell it's too short cause the ICU would be 3x the size of the page
Template:User:OPOSSUM/OPOS (redirect) (delete) — Pointless redirect
Category:Sunday, February 15, 2026 — empty
Israhell — this... needs to go.
FlightGear
User:User:Soviet/FlightGear
File:Nazisrael symbol.png — Unused file Never mind, not anymore. -OPOSSUM (non-admin)
Pershing/Patton series — AI-slop
UnNews:Broccoli voted best vegetable ever, food critics revolt jfc -alula
File:User-OPOSSUM-Ascii.png — Unused file
Template:BounceBox/doc — this too
Template:BounceBox — ok this doesn't work
User:L10nM4st3r/botScript.js/QVFDTemplate — no longer required#
User talk:Vaporeon (redirect) (delete) — mistaken move
User:Vaporeon — mistaken move
Lined paper
Allahu akbar
Tipperary — Way too short and unfunny
UnTunes:We Will Ban You - all of these are too old for QVFD -alula
QVFD_this_article_please — ok
File:Random_Mailman.png — this has no [GUTS] friend! you must [ITEM TRADE] it your [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]
User:FloppyIsntDead/FloppyIsntDead — holy shit this is so much vanity
A_transcript_of_Bill_Wurtz's_"History_of_the_entire_world,_I_guess." — I'm assuming you want this gone too?
Why?:Is_there_a_monkey_in_my_fridge? — MK told me to ok enough of that -turb0
Floppyisntdead (redirect) (delete) — no
Frog family — my article. not funny and uninterested in developing
File:Big ass.jpeg — Unused not-quite NSFL image
Jane Doe — Is this an in-joke?
Škoda_Q-Cars — The final holdup of AI... surrender, losers!
File:Ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif — ok I'm done with it, BURN IT!
FloppyIsntDead — too short for tag moved to userspace -gerg
Yuurienjoyer22 — You're supposed to be making this in your userspaces, making this in the mainspace is considered "vanity". moved to userspace -turb0
File:Forgive_english.jpg — unused
A bottle of ketchup — it sure does
Poshfoihsdfoisahdfoipashdflihsdjfhsljdfhajsfhjsalfhkasjfhsalkjdfhasjkdfh98wecfjiefje9ifj9fh98cefnh9fh029f8hc289e4fh29847ey8073r87431791389w7834897230943 (redirect) (delete) — 
Vegtables — this made me chuckle about how SHITTY it is
File:Enjoy_premium_cannabis_vaping.jpg — yeah
User:MK/Eevee — moved to mainspace, OBLITERATE this useless page!!!
HowTo:Drive_and_maintain_car_from_Eastern_Bloc (redirect) (delete) — these are ALL broken redirects
How_to_drive_and_maintain_car_from_Eastern_Bloc (redirect) (delete) — 
Trump_dance (redirect) (delete) — 
Marco_Arturo_Puente_Zozaya (redirect) (delete) — 
Marco_Arturo_Zozaya (redirect) (delete) — 
Marco_Zozaya (redirect) (delete) — 
Cinquain (redirect) (delete) — 
DOGE (redirect) (delete) — 
Autoshite (redirect) (delete) — 
Trash_recursion — waaay too short
Stright_Razor — reason to op Turb0 #40 billion: this would be deleted by now
Uncyclopedia:Hall_of_Shame/L10nM4st3r — nuh uh
User:Fish on skates/PIE!!! — cleaning out my userspace
User:Fish on skates/Specific Ocean — cleaning out my userspace
User:Fish on skates/Akiyama Mizuki — cleaning out my userspace
Heinz-Wolfgang Schnaufer ??????? -alula
Uncyclopedia:Moccasin snake (redirect) (delete) — madness? this is uncyclopedia
User:Moccasin snake (redirect) (delete) — lol. lmao, even
Zedinjena — Papers English please ICU'd by someone else (don't remember who) -alula
Marco Arturo — Vanity and patented nonsense 
File:Hemel_Hempstead_fuel_explosion_map.jpg — exists on commons under same name
Stepan_Bandera — Tell me this isn't a copy-pasted Wikipedia article Alright, it seems he took eighty percent of the page away. still sucks.
User:Turb0-Sunrise/sandbox — Testing
User:Turb0-Sunrise/sandbox — Testing, do not delete
Sombr — who the hell is this
File:BorisZapsCailloyu.jpg — unused file
Circumference — shorter than fisher price
User:Gammakid999/random story i made & User talk:Gammakid999/random story i made — author request
Template:User skype — this is unused, actually
User:Turb0-Sunrise/GOPATS — i don't care WHAT this breaks but i do -alula
User talk:EkoFan — what the fuck is this
User:Gergdown/Taylor Swift's "psy-op" AI proofs — Comedic timing
User:Fish on skates/lockout.js — never mind

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