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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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Today's date is June 21. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.


June 21

1 (number)/sandbox — No longer needed
Child porn — Previously deleted page, very short article
PLEASE KEVINDONG MARRY ME EVEN IF I'M AN UNCYCLOPEDIA VANDAL MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEE LOVE MEEEEEEEEE — Rekt
SUPER BREAKING NEWS: KEVINDONG, THE NEW CANADIAN PRESIDENT THAT ERASED TRUMP FROM EARTHFACE, IS SO HUMBLE THAT DENIED TO HAVE SAVED THE DAY AND BE CANADIAN PRESIDENT. SO WE ELECTED HIM ARCHISUPERMEGAGALACTIC PRESIDENT OF ALL CANADAS — ↓
BREAKING NEWS: KEVINDONG, THE SUPEREST SUPERHERO, MARRIED ME AND PEWDIEPIE TOGETHER AND, AT THE END OF THE WAR, OCCUPIED NEW ENGLAND AND NY-NJ-PENN FOR CANADA. NOW, NEW YORK IS A CANADIAN METROPOLIS. HOORAY — ↓
BREAKING NEWS: KEVINDONG WAS NOW ELECTED SUPER PRESIDENT OF CANADA AND DECLARED WAR TO TRUMP AND DROPPED A BOMB OVER THAT FUCKING ORANGE TOUPE. WELL DONE, ONCE AGAIN, KEVINDONG SAVED THE DAY HOORAY — Fake News ↓
KEVINDONG PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU WE ALL LOVE YOU MARRY ALL OF US WE ARE ALL KEVINDONG'S GROUPIES WILDEST THAN DURAN DURAN'S ONES. PLEASE MARRY MEEEEEE — I know I have no love and all, and I probably never will have one, but I do not marry Uncyclopedia Vandals. ↓
SCIENTISTS OF ALL THE WORLD CONFIRMED: KEVINDONG, THE BESTEST SUPER HERO EVER, IS THE LONGEST PENISED MAN EVER WITH 5 METERS OF PRICK — ↓
WHO WILL ADD THIS PAGE TO Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD IS A KEVINDONG'S HATER AND DESERVES HELL BECAUSE HE HATES KEVINDONG, THE BESTEST SUPER HERO AND BRIGHTEST GOD OF MANKIND HISTORY EVER — Me. (↓)
PLIX KEVINDONG GIMME AN AUTOGRAPH AND SOME GADGETS I FOUNDED THE CHURCH OF KEVINDONG AND WE ARE ONE HUNDERD MILLION KEVINDONG SUPPA HERO BESTEST HERO EVER — ↓ (no)
KEVINDONG IS THE BESTEST HERO IN MANKIND HISTORY HE IS OUR NEW GOD AND TOMORROW THE BIG OPENING: THE CHURCH OF KEVINDONG — ↓
I WANNABE KEVINDONG I PAID PLASTIC SURGERY TO APPAIR AS KEVINDONG AND I WANNABE KEVINDONG NOW — 87.16.158.206
KEVINDONG IS THE SUPPA HERO OF THE WORLD HE SAVED PLANET FROM A DISASTER, AGAIN. HE'S STRONKER THAN SUPPAMAN, AND SUPPAMAN IS A SHITSPIT COMPARED TO KEVINDONG — 87.16.158.206
KEVINDONG IS MY HERO I WANNABE LIKE KEVINDONG BECAUSE HE'S A SUPER HERO, SAVES THE DAY, HAS A 1-KM LONG DICK AND IS SUPER PERFECT — 87.16.158.206
KEVINDONG LOVES PEWDIEPIE ROTFLOL WHAT A LAMER WHAT A LOOSER HAHAHAHA PEWDIEPIE FELLOWS OMG THE LAMESTEST ASSHOLE ON EARTH OMG — nuff said.
KEVINDONG LIKES TO LICK MY POO IN THE LOO — nuff said.
AI'MS -wait for it- PLODE ASSHOLE SUCK MY BIG B'NAH'NAH AND EAT MY XMAS POO -thanks Barney Stinson- — nuff said.
AI'MS -wait for it- PLODE ENDED EVERYTHING CUTTING OUT HIS MINIMICROPENIS ROTFLOL MR.TROLOLO -thanks Barney Stinson- — nuff said.
HEY KEVINDONG I POOED A GIGANTIC SHIT IN THE LOO EAT MY TURDZ — ugh
I SAID POO POO! IN THE LOO! I SAID POO POO! IN THE LOO! I SAID POO POO! IN THE LOO! YA WANNA LICK MY POO! IN THE LOO! YA WANNA LICK MY POO! IN THE LOO! KEVINDONG IS A POO! IN THE LOO! — ↓
LOL BOOZAFILTAH DID ITS ONLY GOOD JOB INTO HIS LIFE: A SECOND AFTER ALVGJERD BANNED ME -ONLY TWO WEEKS LOL- IT BANNED HIM 4EVAH. THANKS BOOZAFILTAH — ↓
I LIKE TO TROLL KEVINDONG: HE'S SO LAME. HEY FOLKS: KEVINDONG LOVES A LOOSER CRAPLICKER AS PEWDIEPIE MWAHAHWHAHAHA WHAT A LAME — ↓
KEVINDONG IS NOW LICKING MY SHIT I POOED IN THE LOO. I SAID POO POO! IN THE LOO! I SAID POO POO! IN THE LOO! I SAID POO POO! IN THE LOO! YA WANNA LICK MY POO! IN THE LOO! — ↓
AI'MS -wait for it- PLODE LIKES TO SWALLOW GIANT TURDS AS THE ONE DID BY RANDY MARSH, THE LAST ONE IN THE EPISODE -thanks Barney Stinson- — ↓
KEVINDONG SHIT PEWDIEPIE SHIT — Fucking vandal
KEVINDONG LIKES TO SWALLOW STINKY TURDS FILLED WITH LIQUID MANURE WITH HIS M8 PEWDIEPIE THE ASSHOLE — Targeted personal attack / vandal
AI'MS -wait for it- PLODE PREVENTS MY CREATIVE GROWTH WITH THIS BOOZE FILTAH AND I SUED HIM FOR A BILLION DOLLAH. AND NOW WITH THE REWARD I LIVE IN CAYO LARGO BEACH AND HE LIVES UNDER A ROAD BRIDGE IN PASADENA -thanks Barney Stinson- — Targeted personal attack vandal article
Shork
Fourth Reich — Stub
Don bradman
Cai xu kun
Deus vult — Too short
Two steps from hell — Too short (< 3 sentences)
Sabaton — Too short (< 3 sentences)
Küchen Ecкe Bad Kreuznach — English pls
User talk:Байда-Матио — English pls
User:Байда-Матио — English pls
User:Shinobi — Fake Uncyclopedia.
Vacbed — Ip spam
Wyvming — IP spam
Anglopedia:Main page — Maybe.... considering IP is vandal
KEVINDONG IS A SHITLICKER: HE LIKE TO SUCK TURDS AND LICK LIQUID MANURE — Cyberbullying targeted towards me
KEVINDONG IS A TURDSUCKER: HE LIKES TO LICK SHIT, PISS, VOMIT AND DY4RRH34 — Cyberbullying targeted towards me
Devan — Exact spork of page; Merge with Devan Michell
Cerys Hunter — Empty page.
Nathan James Lawrie — Empty page
Nicola sturgeon — Too shory
Mother theresa — You didn't even spell her name right. "Mother Teresa".
I Should Be So Fucky — Too short, even for ICU
Template:Frick. — Delete on sight
South Carolina — Pretty much needs to be improved a lot in order to even be considered work. re-create once more time.
User talk:95.59.251.201 — Spam (extreme)
Category:Poopy_Poopy_Poopy-Poopy,_Poopy_Poopy_Poopy-Poo_Empire (Vandal)
TRUMP_THE_SHIT_AND_THAT_VOMITSUCKER_STEVE_BANNON_THE_DIRTIEST_BASTARDS_AND_COWARD_SUBHUMAN_TURDS_MUST_DIE_WITH_TUMOR_AND_GET_ROTTEN_IN_HELL_WITH_THEIR_LIVING_CORPSES_FILLED_WITH_WORMS (Vandal)
North Carolina
6.7L Poor Gasoline Financial System
Mello (redirect) (delete) — moved FFW
Talk:Light Yagami (redirect) (delete) — moved FFW
Light Yagami (redirect) (delete) — moved FFW
Misa Amane (redirect) (delete) — FFW redirect
Dpwelak
Forum:Wikia's spork closure — I don't think the forum should be created by an impersonator.
Lucky Star — non-English post
Autism Town — nonsense. we could have inner-jokes but it's going too deep.
ArrowFlint22 — Your self-introduction should be on the user page, not mainspace.
Dan Wescher (redirect) (delete) — neh.
The Market s Reaction To Donald Trump s First 100 Days As President
ᐅ Über Uns
FUCK YOU ALL LAUGHING AT MY HUNGER STRIKE YOU ALL FILTHY BASTERDS NOT BELIEVING IN TRUTH AND JUSTICE BUT ONLY IN SHIT AND SATAN AND STARVATION FUCK YOU ALL AND REMEMBER THAT I STILL HAVE A BIG BAMBOO — as usual.
I SAID A GANG-BANG GANGITY-BANG IN THE ASS OF AIM-S-PLODE GANG-BANG-BANG GANG-BANG GANGITY-BANG IN THE ASS OF AIM-S-PLODE! — as usual.
Uncyclopedia:VFP/%TITLE% — not working, sorry for the mess.
The Easiest Home Improvements Before Selling — spam.
Greg heffley
Category:EFPEC Uncyclopedians — vandal.
Category talk:EFPEC Uncyclopedians — vandal.
Zooby Dooby Doo, Shame On You, We Got Some Hang To Do Now! ᏃᎤᎷᏴᎥᎬ ᏴᎪᎡᎾЙ ᏨᏫᎻᎬЙ betrayed the Wise and Supreme Rozaslav, we want to see rope and executioner!!! — vandal.
Borat said: ᏃᎤᎷᏴᎥᎬ ᏴᎪᎡᎾЙ ᏨᏫᎻᎬЙ cowardly betrayed Rozaslav, Kazakhstan and everything is rightful and justice! Firing Squad! — vandal.
ᏃᎤᎷᏴᎥᎬ ᏴᎪᎡᎾЙ ᏨᏫᎻᎬЙ backstabbed the Supreme Soviet Rozaslav! Firing Squad for this traitor and shitlicker! — vandal.
Category:ᏃᎤᎷᏴᎥᎬ ᏴᎪᎡᎾЙ ᏨᏫᎻᎬЙ isn't Borat but is a TURD — vandal.
ᏃᎤᎷᏴᎥᎬ ᏴᎪᎡᎾЙ ᏨᏫᎻᎬЙ isn't Borat but is a TURD! Go away traitor of Rozanism! WWW We Want Wageslav — vandal.
Category:Robert Englund — vandal.
Category:Cities in Englund — vandal.
Robert Englund — LTA:Pros into banning me
User:Pioneer & Zombie & Aimsplode & Hotadmin TURDS — wow, me?
Category:ᎳᎾᏞᏤᎬᏒᎻᎪᎷᎵᎢᎤЙ ЦᎵᏫЙ ᎢᎻᎬ ᎫЦᎥᏟᎩ ᎢᎪᏚᎢᎬ ᎤƑ ᎠᎥᎪᏒᏒᎻᎬᎪ — vandal.
Ꭵ ᏞᎥᏦᎬ ᎢᎤ ᎬᎪᎢ ᎠᎪ ᎵᎾᏫᎵ — vandal
ᎵᏞᎾᏚ ᎥЙᎢᎤ ᏴᎪЙЙᎥЙᏩᏚ ᎷᎬ — spam
ᎳᎾᏞᏤᎬᏒᎻᎪᎷᎵᎢᎤЙ ЦᎵᏫЙ ᎢᎻᎬ ᎫЦᎥᏟᎩ ᎢᎪᏚᎢᎬ ᎤƑ ᎠᎥᎪᏒᏒᎻᎬᎪ — spam
Chav Slang
Team Fortress 2 — nonsense, a one-row article


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