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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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QVFD articles

File:RhinocerosChickenPotato-removebg-preview.png (delete) — Wrong One
Template:QDe1
Bordeaux (delete) — Made by a spambot Replaced by a new redirect
Flying car (delete) — Blank
Burgonia (delete) — Blank
File:Pot Pony.jpg (delete) — duplicate of png
File:Upskirt.gif (delete) — unused :/
File:Fat-kid-in-mcdonalds.jpg (delete) — unused duplicate
Dogshit Planet (delete) —  Blank smade to troll
Dogshit pizza (delete) — blank
Francesco (delete) — Tr
Sandbox Fallout 1 (delete) — User created by mistake
Sandbox Fallout 11 (delete) — User created by mistake
Sandbox Fallout 2 (delete) — User created by mistake
Sandbox Fallout 3 (delete) — User created by mistake
Sandbox Fallout 4 (delete) — User created by mistake
Sandbox Fallout 5 (delete) — User created by mistake
Sandbox Fallout 6 (delete) — User created by mistake
Sandbox Fallout 7 (delete) — User created by mistake
Sandbox Fallout 8 (delete) — User created by mistake
Sandbox Fallout 9 (delete) — User created by mistake
Sandbox Fallout X (delete) — User created by mistake
Template:Generic header/stylesheet.css (delete) — no longer needed
Aussie Froot Loops (delete) — nothing
Ceres (delete) — cruft
Chewbacca (delete) — cruft
Molybdenum (delete) — cruft
UnScripts:Joe mama (delete) — one line
File:1920sLadiesHat.png (delete) — no longer needed
File:20sHat.gif (delete) — making png
Template:Surname/other (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
The anti vandal award (redirect) (delete) — Unrelated redirect, made by possible vandal, also this isn't supposed to be in the main
File:Frogturd2.jpg (delete) — Unused dup of File:French Frog.jpg
UnTunes:Super Idol (delete) — :/ (Added by WPS, I redid the song, the updated version is what you see now, tell me if you are going to delete it)
Talk:Victor Senior High School (delete) — orphaned
File talk:Knifeguy.jpg (delete) — orphaned
Template talk:Virginias (delete) — orphaned
Talk:Crete (delete) — Orphaned
File talk:Utopia.jpeg (delete) — orphaned
File talk:Transhuman.jpg (delete) — orphaned
Talk:The Sack of Rome (delete) — empty
Talk:Nicky Trace (delete) — Orphaned
Talk:Perpetual Ring (delete) — Orphaned talk page
Talk:Portal:Comedy/Comedy News (delete) — Unnecessary talk page
File:862px-Flakvierling-38-20mm-hatzerim-1.jpg (delete) — dup from wikimedia
File:Itclown.jpg (delete) — dup
Talk:Halo (delete) — unnecessary redirect
Talk:Dubstep (delete) — Unnecessary talk page
User talk:PuppyOnTheRadio/Necropaxx (delete) — orpahned talk page, prevously listed - unnecessary redirect
File talk:Chavopoly.jpg (delete) — unnecessary talk page
Talk:November (delete) — unnecessary talk page
Talk:One direction (delete) — orphaned talk page
User talk:Mr-ex777/Freenode IRC log/4 (delete) — orphaned talk page
File talk:Images.jpeg (delete) — Orphaned talk page
Talk:Hermann Goering (politician) (delete) — Orphaned talk page
File talk:Cardboardmini.jpg (delete) — nonsense, previously QVFDd
Why? talk:Listen to Indie Rock? (delete) — Orphaned talk page
Talk:М (delete) — Orphaned talk page
Talk:The iRaq Pocket PC (delete) — orphaned talk page
Talk:Protegent (delete) — useless
433 (delete) — duplicate of phish Redirected to Phish.
File:7083 512.jpg (delete) — dup
File:Peoples front of Judea.jpg (delete) — dup
File:Squid1.jpg (delete) — dup
File:Rocky As A Child.jpg (delete) — dup
File:BureaucracychannelMikeholmes11.jpg (delete) — dup
File:India Flag 1.png (delete) — dup
File:Chinchillapoop3.jpg (delete) — Dup
File:萬里廁所 The Great Lavatory.jpg (delete) — dup
File:Wilde's IQ.jpg (delete) — dup
File:BoxGhostAttk.jpg (delete) — dup
File:Johnkerry.jpg (delete) — dup
File:Rain in Kerela 01.jpg (delete) — dup
File:The Hundredth.jpeg (delete) — orphan dup
File:Lolerskates.jpg (delete) — dup
File:Boogerking2.png (delete) — dup
File:BCookiemonster.jpg (delete) — dup
File:Symbol against vote.svg (talk) (delete) — dup
File:Uncyc kaiser video.jpg (delete) — dup
File:Xp png.png (delete) — dup
File:Unnews backwards clock.jpg (delete) — dup
File:Gr1.png (delete) — dup
File:Fire meaney.gif (delete) — dup
File:Bush head2.jpg (delete) — dup
File:Hills dog cleaned.gif (delete) — dup
File:Protection.jpg (delete) — dup
File:Herbertcoward2.jpg (delete) — dup
File:' toilet paper.jpg (delete) — dup
File:Unfinished-4.jpg (delete) — Duplicate
File:21965 w.jpg (talk) (delete) — Dup of File:Tomhigh.jpg

  ►     All articles below this point have been checked.     ◄ 
  ►    Make sure you check for orphaned talk / sub pages.    ◄ 

USC 13-10 (delete) — Incomprehensible, and about a day has passed.
User talk:18.118.111.206 (delete)
User talk:182.255.96.130 (delete) — Faux ransom note
Dio Brando (delete) — one liner
Movimento Independente pelos Jovens Audazes (MIJA) (delete) — empty
DarkMatterMan4500 (delete) — Troll, harassment
Micdananggara (delete) — 1 sentence

Please delete the double redirect I made for dear dude (not sure how to post this). User:Shabidoo/Dear_Dude User:Dear Dude Dear Dude so you delete the User:Dear Dude and make the redirect User:Shabidoo/Dear_Dude directly to Dear Dude ShabiDOO 01:50, 4 January 2022 (UTC)

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