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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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Today's date is October 15. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.


October 15

Naba
Category:Roman historical figures — redundant - sorry
User:MagicBus/Selena Gomez — already a page about Gomez
User talk:69.125.234.201 — spambot talkpages shouldn't exit, tbh
Virgin Trains
SMG4 — Hmm
Jonny sins
Johnny sins
Doug Dimmadome Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
Cory in the house
Changed Up Lyrics — very bad
Azamat Bagatov
Avenged Sevenfold — stub
Horse vomit therapy — bad
Cristiano ronaldo — bad
FORTNITE GAMEPLAY — bad
Why?:Should I be a Nihilist? — nothing written
Zinxlinkk — vanity
Om prakash kumar — notability
Uncyclopedia:Administrative Autonomy — Aim sucks
Information&action=edit — what
Hello: Combat Involved — spam
Szopjatok le — what? spam? not english for sure.
User:CandidToaster/Archive1 — useless redirect
UnGames:Zork2/Zorkception — pointless
Uncyclopedia:CheckPage — fucked up
The iRaq Pocket PC — WIP for > 14d, also way too short
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Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/April 17 — Obvious Wolverhampton vandal
Lytham — too short
Illumanati
Johan Archiles — Not suited for Uncyclopedia - Go to Wikipedia!
Profit From The Carry Trade In Currency Trading — spam
What Is A Traded Endowment Policy — spam
Agriculture And Farming Investments In Brazil Today — spam
James Webb Space Telescope — Too short stubbed for now
File:Aimsplode.mp4 — File not working as expected
Kinect sports: season 2 Golf — Vanity? + too short
Kinect sports — Vanity? + too short
Playdate — Too short
User:Kevindong/discord — Requested by author
User:Kevindong/discord/code.js — Requested by author
Low Interest College Student Loans: Finance Your Future‎ — spam
The Optimist 39;s Guide To 2011 — spam


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