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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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QVFD articles

TheVeryHungryPotato/Ưqterqwtt — Empty Leaves
Kugan — Empty page
Template:Infobox racing driver — template with errors
Template:Infobox Radio — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Infobox river — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:Infobox Science — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Infobox TV channel — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:Infobox Vice-President — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Infobox Vice President — unused template with errors
Template:Infobox Australian Place — unused template with errors
Category:Infobox musical artist with missing or invalid Background field — dead cat
Category:Software infobox templates — Dead cat
Template:Infobox Wrestling Event — Improper unused template
Template:Character — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:Infobox Geopolitical organisation — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:Real Person — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:Sidebar for Babel:Venetian — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:Taxobox2 — no longer needed - orphaned and extraneous
Template:Infobox U.S. county — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Infobox U.S. county/doc — orphaned and extraneous
Template:WPMILHIST Infobox style — not needed
Template:Doctorwhocharacter — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:GeisenheimFiles — Orpahned and extraneous
Attic of house number 14 on the street of the Central village of Puchki, in the Moscow region — What?
Template:Infobox musical artist/color — no longer needed
Template:Infobox/row — orphan
Template:MedalTop — orphaned and extraneous - no longer needed
Template:Infobox boxer — orphaned and extraneous - no longer needed
Template:Infobox medal templates — Orpahned and extraneous - no longer needed
Cathedral of learning — i dont want this up anymore thanks
Template:Infobox Denmark — no longer needed
Category:Navboxes using background colours — no longer needed
Category:Navigational boxes without horizontal lists — no longer needed
Template:UnGruedoes — no longer needed
Template:Preferences — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Napoleanic — nonsensical, orphaned and extraneous
Template:HaHowTo — Ophaned and extraneous
Template:Thumb — no longer needed
Template:Escape header — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Browsers — no longer needed
Template:Nothumb — No longer needed
Category:Religion navigational boxes — no longer needed
Template:IAIUA — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Infobox Canada — no longer needed - jokes tranferred to Canada page, including image
Template:LGBT/box — no longer needed
Template:EOTUSgallery — No Longer Needed
Zopthian Invasion — just a template
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder — not funny enough I said VFD, this isn't even close to QVFD. MrX blow me 23:11, 8 June 2021 (UTC)
Placeholder — Dammit redirected the wrong page
Portal:Gay/ArticlesNeedHelp — No longer needed
Template:Unsolved problems — No longer needed - orphaned
Albert Koocak — Not that funny ICUed for now. MrX blow me 19:09, 7 June 2021 (UTC)
Template:Killer Tomato — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Decadebox — orphan spork - not needed
Template:Pregnancy/box — no longer needed
Burnout Paradise — Shitty ICUed for now. MrX blow me 19:09, 7 June 2021 (UTC)
File:Maleahegao.mp3 — Author request (Uploaded wrong file, meant to upload a png) TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 14:35, 4 June 2021 (UTC)
Category:December 6 2010
Category:September 13 2014
Category:Thursday, August 8, 2007
Category:February 1 2021 — Empty, should be dmy anyway
SMSS J031300.36-670839.3 — Created just before the Abuse Filter tagged it
Category:Powerpuff Girls — Duplicate category
File:Furry-porn.jpg — Unused and WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO SEE THIS
Template:New STPMO intro — orphaned and extraneous
File:Hobbitgingerplatypus.png — Author request
File:The hobbit ginger platypus.png — Author request
User:Spalgra/The Hobbit Ginger Platypus — Author request
User:Takipariu/This may suck — Because yes
Amogusgender — See https://lgbta.wikia.org/wiki/Amogusgender
Poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz
UnBooks:Bill Jarvis the gay pedophile — lolz
UnBooks:How I survived the holocaust but shouldn't have — stub woh
Template:PolPeop (redirect) (delete) — unnecessary redirect
Template:Scripture/left — No longer needed
Ballyduck rebellion — Short and not funny
Bolsonaro — One liner
Parrots — bruh
CICADAS — Really not funny.
Huff log (redirect) (delete) — Broken redirect not broken MrX blow me 13:57, 24 May 2021 (UTC)
H.M.S. Shitface — Awful.
Boots — One-liner
Big bird shooting — Super-ass, Super-ass it's super shitty, yeah!
File:Wikipedian person specifically for the use in the page Your Parents Might be Having Sex Right Now.jpg — i lied, more dupes
File:Leo III.png — last dupe
File:Irene.png — More dupes
File:Constantine V.png — dupes must die
File:ConstantineVsword.png — dupes must die
File:Blackwashing.png — dupe must die
Meme by khoobani (redirect) (delete) — Pointless redirect to my userpage, just delete it
Vore Studio — high chance eh
Small pp — ba d
Goro akechi — B-b-b-bad to the bone!
Vasilis — shit
Type of wood from a tree — no
File:DESUDESUDESU.png — Unused, WHY
File:FunnyVag.png — Unused, REALLY ew!
File:Horsemotorboat.jpg — Unused. Also, kinda ew.
File:Burka.jpg — unused dupe file
Template:Philosophy/rand — No longer needed
Template:World Countries/styles.css — no longer needed
Template:Oceania/styles.css — no longer needed
Template:North America/styles.css — no longer needed
User:Rock-O-Jello/QDB — Author request
How to open Chrome — I only use Firefox
Why?:Do the teachers don’t let you sit next to your friend — pretty doo doo
Template:Blocked proxy — Orphaned and extraneous
UnNews:Write a story! — test page
Zebra Gambasova — not in English
Template:Boxbottom — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Boxboxbottom (redirect) (delete) — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Userboxside — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:Userboxboxtop — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:Userboxboxbottom — Orphaned and extraneous
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Hurricane Dorian — Author request. Said page got deleted. 
Trinity School Carlisle — 43 bytes. 
Template:NoCitizendium — orphaned and extraneous
Template:NoIncyclopediapar — orphaned and extraneous
Template:NoIncyclopedia — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Incyclopedia — orphaned and extareous
Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:Incyclopedia — orphaned and extraneous
User:Gale5050/Interstate 40 — Author request, I have an idea for Interstate 94 but not this one. 
Elden ring — 5 byte crap. 
Template:Wikipediliar — orphaned and extranious
Template:Wikipedia300px — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:Wikipedia/BH — orphaned and extraneous
Derek Smart — No. 
Duckburg — Nah. No thanks. 
February 13-17, 2021 North American Winter Storm — Author request Probably not gonna succeed, fixing Uri. 
Locksmith — Attempted spambottery. 
Talk:Sean Janeson — Orphaned talk page, also kinda author request (Hipp created it but I left the initial comment that led to it). Either way, talk page of deleted page per ICU fail. 
User:Cassie/telemarketing real contain list — no longer needed

DPL based list

Articles checked will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.

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