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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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QVFD articles

International State College of the Philippines (delete)
UnBooks:The sad fate of Abigblueworld who escaped into a sock puppet (talk) (delete) — Vanity
Abigblueworld (subject) (delete) — Vanity article
Aleksei Mendeleevskiy (delete) — Not a known person
File:R'lyehIsReallyFun.jpg (delete) — I found a few more things to fix, so I fixed them. Now this one is also just...no good.
File:R'lyeh.jpg (delete) — I have a better R'lyeh and it includes Cthulhu. Which is only fair, okay?
 (delete) Blank CSS stuff. Also entirely unneeded (nobody will find that page by searching or basically any other way)
User talk:2603:7080:C43D:1882:DCA6:A26C:84A0:C812 (delete) — Had absolutely no value in it
File:DiscoDudes.jpg (delete) — A got a better one I made.
File:Seal of approval.gif (delete) — User request
OH WEGGHIE' A TIN NA FUT R LA STAZZJUN R BARLITT (delete)
File:Crymini-on-her-iPod.jpeg (delete) — unused file/author request
Talk:Rant (delete) — Blank page
File:Tootie made Timmy some “tea”.jpeg (delete) — What the hell is this? -ARandomPage
User:ARandomPage/Encounterssig (delete) — I don't use this anymore. -Page
Unclepedia (delete) — Unneeded redirect
Unclopedia (delete) — Unneeded redirect
I hate niggers (delete) — Unneeded redirect
User:ARandomPage/Uncyclopedia:Sandwich of the Month (delete) — Unneeded redirect -Page
Special:WhatLinksHere/User:Rock-O-Jello/Uncyc selfie gallery (delete) — Unneeded redirect -Page
Echo (delete) — Expired ICU -Page
User:Crocotta1/Ontario car insurance hahahaha! (delete) — What is this -Page
User:ARandomPage/How to write unnecessarily long headlines that annoys everyone who reads them because they take up too much space, but at the same time makes you feel good because it's funny to write headlines without periods that has no actual content (delete) — Unneeded redirect -Page
User:BraGreMat/How to write unnecessarily long headlines that annoys everyone who reads them because they take up too much space, but at the same time makes you feel good because it's funny to write headlines without periods that has no actual content (delete) — Unneeded redirect -Page
User talk:BraGreMat/How to write unnecessarily long headlines that annoys everyone who reads them because they take up too much space, but at the same time makes you feel good because it's funny to write headlines without periods that has no actual content (delete) — Unneeded redirect -Page
User talk:ARandomPage/How to write unnecessarily long headlines that annoys everyone who reads them because they take up too much space, but at the same time makes you feel good because it's funny to write headlines without periods that has no actual content (delete) — Unneeded redirect
File:Pancake time.gif (delete) — Propaganda -Page
User:BraGreMat/sandbox (delete) — Propaganda -Page
Truth Social (delete) — Expired construction tag -Page
User:Rock-O-Jello/Disabled Wikia accounts (delete) — moving to my personal site
User:Rock-O-Jello/Banned Wikians (delete) — moving to my personal site
File:World's Fewest Followers but Famous Anyways.jpg (delete) — Same as the others
File:Un-intro.jpg (delete) — Same as the other one
File:Don't need followers to be famous.jpg (delete) — Random Twitch screenshot with little to no comenic value.
Honatawa Sushayo Tadasti Teriyaki Suzuku Hond Civic (delete)
Kim Kak-un (delete) — Worse than Page's bricks. -ARandomPage
BERGEN-NAPOLI (maxisuperautostreetrailwaylightramairway) (delete) — What the hell. -ARandomPage
File:Niko.png (delete) — Unused pro-cat propaganda -ARandomPage I know i’m normally not allowed to do this, but i wanna keep it. Will probably put it into a gallery or something. -BraGreMat
File:Blair-williams-1.jpg (delete) — Porn
Emotional damage (delete)
Bee removal (delete)
Hamish (delete)
File:Starlight-the-impulsive-cutie.png (delete) — author request
File:Rarityisbestpony.png (delete) — author request
Marsuki (delete)
922 Maglie Da Calcio 2021 Lenora (delete)
Russia Russia (delete) — pure propaganda
Faggot (bad word) (delete)
Vuma m'pè (delete)
12-years-old girl from Paris, France (delete)
The ARG (delete) — Spam
File:Spiky Pichu.png (delete) — Author request
File:Pichu-scared.gif (delete) — Author request
File:Pichu-mad.gif (delete) — Author request
Rape his dad (delete) — found some interesting garbage here
Articles with insufficient links (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect
File:ConservapediaLogoHiRes.png (delete) — unused
also a copy vio - microsoft for potus
File:MINECRAFT WAR.png (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect
Wikipeeia (delete) — nonsense
File:2000 election.png (delete) — has been unused for a long time now
All pages in Category:Expired orphaned files — These files have all been tagged with {{orphaned file}} for over a year, which is more than a week I think
File:Download (17).jpg (delete) — unused
File:Download (11).jpg (delete) — unused
File:Rick and morty fan.jpg (delete) — unused
File:Sheen jimmy neutron.png (delete) — unused nvm its used
File:Peww.jpg (delete) — unused
File:CPjU1F1UwAAoAGs.jpg (delete) — unused
File:Logic.jpg.jpg (delete) — unused
File:Download.succ.jpg (delete) — unused
The Cabal Conspiracy/Middle teleporter/talk/wrong/help (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect w/ nothing linking to it
UnGames:The Cabal Conspiracy/talk/hell/help/right/Mr Winkler is AAAAA (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect with nothing linking to it
UnGames:The Cabal Conspiracy/maze (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect with nothing linking to it
Uncyclopedia:Dead-end pages (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect with nothing linking to it
Uncyclopedia:VFP/Partytime!.jpg (delete) — failed VFP
Uncyclopedia:VFP/Wolfslut.png (delete) — failed VFP
Dick Cheney revokes the commute of "Scooter Libby's" sentence, Libby sent back to jail in Hysterics. (redirect) (delete) — redirect to said page
UnNews:Dick Cheney revokes the commute of "Scooter Libby's" sentence, Libby sent back to jail in Hysterics. (delete) — broken page
Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive286 (delete) — not a vfd archive
                                                     It is a VFD archive - Zb
Lgbtq community (delete) — one unfunny sentence
Uncyclopedia:Piracy/Huggle.yaml (redirect) (delete) — dont need it, delete
Alexa (delete) — expired work in progress tag and not funny
Big Ball Incident (delete) — one unfunny sentence and has been a work in progress for a very long time
Shah Emtiaj (delete) — Really short. Also not notable, apparently.
User:ARandomPage/Horse-Hugging Pony War-Conflict-Fiasco (delete) — Duplicate article with UN:HHPWCF -ARandomPage
Template:Csdoc (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect template that isnt used by any page
Tihs iz sooooo ofeenzivse tuu 12 yaer oldz (redirect) (delete)double redirect with nothing linking to it (not double redirect now)
Charles Francis Xavier (redirect) (delete) — redirect with nothing linking to it No, that's a good redirect. -MrX
File:Vex.gif (delete) — unused
File:MINECRAFT WAR3.png (delete) — unused and also a duplicate of the other images with the same "MINECRAFT WAR" name scheme
File:MINECRAFT WAR2.png (delete) — unused
File:MINECRAFT WAR.jpeg (delete) — unused
Ethel (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect with nothing linking to it
Manele (delete)
Apple Watch (delete) — expired icu
Sebs world of fun (delete) — expired icu
Completely blank page (delete) — it's just a blank page
Burrillville (delete) — long abandoned wip
Juice world (delete) — shit
Giakoumis O Krikkos (delete) — expired icu
User:Rock-O-Jello/Kip the Dip and Rock-O-Jello in a nutshell (delete) — moving to a new article
Did i ask (delete)
File:The Hundredth.jpg (delete) — orphan
Great white shark (subject) (delete) — expired ICU - removed the ICU it's cool -cat
Relayball (delete) — spam
Rubber chicken (delete) — expired ICU
Demoni (delete) — nonsense
Imran Khan (delete) — spam and expired icu
Mario Kart (delete) — Expired icu
Are You You? (delete) — expired construction
Sahara Desert (delete)
All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (delete)
File:AppleBloomCallofDuty.jpg (delete) — author request
File:Magical-Devil-Girl.jpg (delete) — author request
File:Download (22).jpeg (delete) — unused, but i'm more concerned that the uploader has 23 files with the name "download"
Michabou (delete) — Spam
Playstation 2 (subject) (delete) - it's a redirect now -cat
力辞 (delete) — nonsense
Clown Town (delete)
Anna fahey (delete)
Bangladesh Army (delete) — Looks copy-pasted from somewhere
Abdul Waheed Chowdhury (delete) — Looks copy-pasted from somewhere (not Wikipedia, they don´t have a page on this subject)
File:Demone.png (delete) — user request
Parvej Husen Talukder (delete) — Advertising
I didn't hear what you were saying (delete) — Image spam
SomethingSpawn (delete)
Download full movie MadMax Fury Road (delete)
凤凤 (delete)
Lil B (delete) Tagged.
The Art of War (delete) — Probably copied from the real book tagged
User:Funny identifier2! (subpages) (talk) (delete)Lots of spam from this user close, plus the user page itself isn't spam
Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedia (subpages) (delete) — pointless redirect
File:MINECRAFT WAR4.png (delete) — Unused going to use on my userpage-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 13:31, 24 May 2022 (UTC)
Hvordan få bitches (delete) tagged


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