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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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QVFD articles

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Hurricane Irma (delete) — See Reason Below
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Northeast getting huge blizzard (delete) — See below reason
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/2020 Atlantic hurricane season (2nd entry) (delete) — Pee Review for nonexistent page
Category:Medieval (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Medieval (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Rewrite/Soft (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Users (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Art (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Athletes (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Quantum Physics (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Quick Votes for Deletion (delete) — Dead cat, ironic
Category:Hillary Rodham Clinton (delete) — Dead cat
Category:N00b (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Rewrite/Hard (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Soccer players (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Too fictional (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Controversy (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Dead Ends (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Flag (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Aargh! Please no more lists (talk) (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Articles with insufficient links (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Articles with excessively poor writing (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Articles with excess red links (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Articles with excess images (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Articles lacking in humor (delete) — Dead cat
File:Mirror 🪞 .png (delete) — dup
File:Mirror e.png (delete) — dup
Category:Find MoneySign (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Blah people (delete) — Dead cat
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Lalaloopsy (delete) — Ooooorphan
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The Backyardigans (Thing) (quick) (delete) — Orphan number 3
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The Backyardigans (Thing) (delete) — Another orphan
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The Backyardigans (delete) — Pee review of deleted page
File:Middle-finger.jPg (delete) — duplicate image File:Middle-finger.jpg
Talk:The Backyardigans (Thing) (delete) — useless talk page
The Backyardigans (Thing) (subject) (delete) — pointless page
UnDebate talk:Should Germanwings go out of business? (delete) — Orphaned after deletion
Template talk:Everlastingtemplate1 (delete) — Orphaned after deletion
Talk:League of Legends (delete) — orphaned after deletion
UnGames talk:The Hidden World (delete) — game was deleted
Viral fever (delete) — too short
Template:MedalBottom (delete) — No longer needed
Template:Infobox medal templates/doc (delete) — no longer needed
Template:InlineMedia2 (delete) — duplicate function
Template:Incumbent pope (subpages) (delete) — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Incumbent pope/doc (delete) — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Current pope (redirect) (delete) — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Incomplete-translate (redirect) (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Improved (delete) — no longer needed
Template:ImageNW (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Image macro/txt (delete) — No longer needed
Template:Image macro/img (delete) — No longer needed
Template:Image macro/img (delete) — No longer neede
List of Presidents of the United States/ (delete) — No longer needed
UnNews:Article with Only Title and No Content Found in UnNews (delete) — :/
Selference (delete) — :/
Fakecategories (delete) — Blank
Parodymium/content (delete) — blank
Category:UnProject biology (delete) — Dead cat
UnGames:A text-based adventure without a cool name/lose (delete) — game was deleted
Template:ChoicesATBAWACN (delete) — game was deleted
UnGames:A text-based adventure without a cool name/tmplt (delete) — game was deleted
Template:Cfnord (delete) — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Big Brother Housemates (redirect) (delete) — orphaned
Template:2012 II map (delete) — No longer needed
Template:2012IIdied (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Dated maintenance category (delete) — Unnecessary spork
Template:DisableSearchSuggest (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Donkey Kong Country III (delete) — videos are all dead links
Category:Pages with an excess of redlinks (talk) (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Rewrite (subpages) (talk) (delete) — No longer needed
Category:Self-contradictory (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Articles written in an unencyclopedic manner (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Pages Without Enough Images (delete) — Dead cat
Template:Linescore/doc (delete) — orphaned
Template:Linescore (subpages) (delete) — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Hidden anchor (delete) — Duplicate function
Template:Headliners (delete) — Duplicate function
Template:HappyLand (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:HappyLand TOC (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:Funfact (delete) — Duplicate function
Biography/userpage (delete) — orphan
Monkey/PTLLTTTA (delete) — ophan
Minimalism/3 (delete) — orphan
Category:Scottish (delete) — dead cat
Template:TFAODP Edit (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Topright (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Randomstring (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Recursive template (delete) — orphaned :/
Template:Recursive template 2 (delete) — orphaned :/
Template:Redlink/old (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Rockonnews (delete) — no longer needed
Template:S-start (delete) — Duplicate function
Template:S-end (delete) — duplicate function
Template:S-par (delete) — no longer needed
Template:S-off (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Song infobox/color (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Spa (delete) — no longer needed
Template:StripWhitespace/1 (delete) — No longer needed?
Template:Rh (delete) — No longer needed
Template:UAC (delete) — orphaned and extraneous
Template:UBEm (talk) (delete) — orphaned and extraneous
Template talk:UBEm (subject) (delete) — orphanage
Template:UBST (talk) (delete) — no longer needed
Template talk:UBST (subject) (delete) — orphanage
Template:Un-English Humors (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:Vf (delete) — No Longer needed?
Template:W/2006/W10 (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:W/2006/W4 (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:W/2006/W5 (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:W/2006/W6 (delete) — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Webcam (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
Category:Template documentation pages (delete) — Dead cat
Template:WotdAF (delete) — one word - orphaned
Template:Witch (delete) — no longer needed
Template:TeachingPortalHeader (talk) (delete) — no longer needed
TeachingPortalHeader (redirect) (delete) — no longer needed
Naked Women On Nooses (delete) — gore
UnNews:Average day in an English lockdown (delete) — one line
UnNews:Military general You Face on Wankerate (delete) — One line
UnNews:YouTube Is Selling YouTube TV To Amazon (delete) — cruft
Undictionary:A.S.T.C. (delete) — :/
Undictionary:Antonio Brown (delete) — vanity?
Undictionary:Mixing Sailors (delete) — nonsense
Undictionary:Pin the tail on the donkey (delete) — One line
Undictionary:Window XP Metro Edit (delete) — one line
HowTo:Exist (delete) — One liner
HowTo:F​ind this pаge (delete) — one line
97C68JPH0ZK5249L6 (redirect) (delete) — one line
HowTo:How to make Uncle Grobbus's soup (delete) — one line
HowTo:Survive Wearing Masks(Stupid Karen Edition) (delete) — too short
UnBooks:No, please (delete) — one line
UnBooks:No, please/DIE (delete) — one line
UnPoetia:Show your toes online (delete) — :/
Category:NRV (delete) — dead cat
Category:Famous Mexicans (delete) — dead cat
Category:English-language films (delete) — dead cat
Category:Pages using infobox film with unknown parameters (delete) — dead cat
Template:ViewDiscussEdit (talk) (delete) — Duplicate function
Template:Darntable/exFail (delete) — No longer needed
Template:Darntable (delete) — No longer needed
Template:Darntable/doc (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Pokémon/text2 (delete) — no longer needed
Template:PFP.dpl.default (delete) — I believe this is no longer needed
Template:OldVFDA (delete) — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Numrec (delete) — unnecessary spork
Template:Numrec/Palestine (delete) — unnecessary spork
Template:Numrec/Kosovo (delete) — unnecessary spork
Template:Numrec/Kos (delete) — unnecessary spork
Template:Numrec/Pal (delete) — unnecessary spork
Template:Numrec/ROC (delete) — unnecessary spork
Template:Numrec/Republic of China (delete) — unnecessary spork
Template:Numrec/Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic (delete) — unnecessary spork
Template:Numrec/SADR (delete) — unnecessary spork
Template:Tvtome person (delete) — Website no longer exists
Template:Nothx4vote (delete) — orphaned duplicate
Template:Yes2 (delete) — No longer needed
Template:No2 (delete) — no longer needed
UnDebate:Should we cut the genitals off rapists? (delete) — Blank
UnDebate:Should Germanwings go out of business? (delete) — empty
UnDebate:Who will be next PM of India in 2019 ? (delete) — empty
Template:Navimg (delete) — Dup function
Template:NavEvil (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:CTAM/switch (delete) — no longer needed?
Category:Guys with quotes (delete) — Dead cat
Template:External link (delete) — unnecessary function
Template:USBill (delete) — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Extent (delete) — no viable use
Template:Everlastingtemplate1 (talk) (delete) — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Everlastingtemplate2 (delete) — orphaned and extraneous
Template:ISO 639 name undefined (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:ISO 639 name undefined/doc (delete) — orphaned and extraneous
Template:ISO 639 name (delete) — Orpahned and extraneous
Template:Date-mf (delete) — orphaned spork - not needed
...For Dummies (delete) — Duplicate article
YouTubo Anche Io (youtuber) (delete) — 🤡
Youtubo Anche Io (delete) — Duplicate of a spam article
Youtubo anche io (delete) — Spam
Template:Shortdow (delete) — Orphaned - template title is longer than text inserted
Template:Rellink (delete) — No longer needed
Template:Blank space/doc (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Border-radius (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Prewrap (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:Worldcup-format-Round16 (delete) — Duplicate function
Template:Worldcup-format (delete) — duplicate function
Category:UnusedImages (delete) — No Longer Used/Needed
Uncyclopedia:Maintenance/MTU (delete) — No longer needed
File:Polystation3.png (delete) — terrible quality
File:Star of David.svg.png (delete) — No longer needed?
File:PussyVote.png (delete) — no longer needed?
File:Scary Hillary Clinton.jpg (delete) — killing the dupes. DIEEEE!!!
File:ScaryHillaryClinton.jpg (delete) — Unused Dupe
File:SCARY.jpg (delete) — unused dupe
League of Legends (subject) (delete) — Semi-Untouched Caca for over 2 years.
File:Machine gun cat.gif (delete) — duplicate of File:Kittenwar1.gif
File:Anti-gravity.gif (delete) — Duplicate
UnScripts:Drury Lane Dicer (delete) — one liner
UnScripts:The Forgettables: an Origin You Won't Remember (delete) — possible spam
UnPoetia:Bad and Boujee Remix (delete) — Funny, but actual song lyrics
Clogged toilet (delete) — spammy spam
Uncycloggedia (delete) — How many ways are there to write spam?
UNCYCLOGGEDIA (delete) — even moar spammy vandalism
Clogged Toilet (delete) — moar spammy vandalism
CLOGGED TOILET (delete) — more spammy vandalism
TOILET CLOGGED (delete) — spammy vandalism
Category:Uncycloggedia (delete) — moar spam
Category:UNCYCLOGGEDIA (delete) — more spam
Toilet clogged (delete) — Spam
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/A Baby Grue (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Continued Ignoring Tree (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Cross it Fastly (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Cross it slowly (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Eat A Fifth Apple (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Eat A Sixth Apple (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Eat Another Another Another Apple (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Eat Another Another Apple (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Eat Another Apple (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Eat Anti-Grue Spray (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Eat a eighth apple (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Eat a seventh apple (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Eat an apple (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Ignore apple tree (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Q and A (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Run home (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Start (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Swear at the old man (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Talk to him (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/The Road 2 (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/The Road 3 (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/The Road 3/Continue on (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/Uses the cheat codes (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/ Eat a tree leaf (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/ Eat the tree (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Great Random Adventure of Awesomeness/ The Road 1 (delete) — Game was deleted
UnGames:The Hidden World (delete) — expired wip
UnGames:Tic Tac Toe/northwestx/northocom/northeastx/southocom (delete) — user blanked
UnGames:VMCSE/2000 (delete) — orphaned sub page
UnGames:WW2RPG/Germon Reich/1 (delete) — orphaned sub page
UnGames:WW2RPG/Germon Reich/2/2 (delete) — orphaned sub page
UnGames:WW2RPG/Germon Reich/3/3 (delete) — orphaned sub page
UnGames:WW2RPG/New Game (delete) — orphaned sub page
UnGames:Zest/star/crazy3 (delete) — game was deleted
UnGames:ZU/Left/down (delete) — game was deleted
Template:Infobox musical artist/hCard class (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Infobox musical artist/tracking (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Infobox saint (delete) — No longer needed
Template:Infobox song/color (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Infobox song/link (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Main page redesign proposal/editintro (delete) — no longer needed
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/quakerv12345@gmail.com:Qv1912661 (delete) — what
Template:Markup2 (delete) — orphaned and extraneous
Template:Marquee/styles.css (delete) — orphaned
Template:Misspelled (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:R/ref (delete) — orphaned spork, doesn't function properly


DPL based list

Articles checked will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.

Archived QuickVFD Discussions

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