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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
A single character — What IS this? :I think it's pretty self-explanatory. Personally, I think it shouldn't be QVFD'd, simply because it's somewhat funny and wouldn't hurt to leave it alone DaniPine3 (talk) 22:40, 25 July 2024 (UTC) File:Nissan2.jpg — Really low-quality photo of some random dude. It looks like vanity to me.Mertangen Regional Airportalready ICU'd -alula File:Perrell Brown mugshot.jpg — There is no "Perrell Brown" article in Wikipedia; I'm really sure it's vanity THIZ IDIOTZ INDEFBANNING ME ARE TURDLICKERS: THEIR END IS CUMING BCUZ I'LL POOP INSIDE EM UNA BELLA CAGATONA FRAGRANTE E SFRATAPROTOPRAKTANTE NEL COLLO GLI SMERDO LA MERDA NELLA MERDA E LI PRATAPRAKTO PRAKT! TURDLICKER TURDLICKERS Turdlickers Turdlicker LOL ONLY 3000 SOCKPUPPETS FOR CROCOTTO ROTFL ME I'M BREAKING BALLS FROM AT LEAST 2012 WITH A BILLION OF SOCKPUPPETS... SOME OF 'EM ARE CURRENT ADMINS: I'M SAPPLERX, MrX, ALULA AND PF4EVA I'M SAPPLERX, MrX, ALULA AND PF4EVA... AT LEAST... U THINK TO TALK TO 'EM BUT U R TALKIN' TO ME. UNCYCLOPEDIA IS MINE! ALL! SURRENDER... AND I COULD BE RAHB, FROSTY, ZOMBIEBARON, LIRYTHIA, ETC ETC HUE HUE Nge‘=olawiop of Lemuria OF TASTE JUICY THE UPON WOLVERHAMPTON DIARRHEA CROCOTTA TURD — It's technically true UnTunes:I Done Your Mom — nevermind File:The image of Qaisy.jpg — Who the fuck is this guy? UnPoetia:Jack it to cilantro Stranger Retarded animal (Disambigation) — Pointless Super Idol — sorry Glacchignà Gnacchignà ANGELA BOWMAN — just no... Epower Metals — No one cares about your company. This is a humor wiki UnNews:Puberty blockers mandatory for kids in germany - It's that guy. AGAIN. UNCYCLOPEDIA BETRAYED ITS FEDERAL CPU UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS VALUES OF EQUALITY, FEMINISM, ANTIRACISM, ANTICAPITALISM ETC TO HUG NAZISHITISM. YOU CHOSEN BETRAYAL, DEATH OF THIS SITE WILL BE YOUR PUNISHMENT! ALULA BRAGREMAT SHIT NAZI SHIT MALE CHAUVINIST PEDO FASCIST SHIT PROTECED NAZI SHIT AS USUAL IN UNCYCLOPEDIA! YOU CHOSEN YOUR FATE: UNCY WILL BE DESTROYED SOON FOR FASCISM TRUMP PROPAGANDA HEY PASMORADE BAN THE NAZI KKK SHIT AND DON'T BREAK MY BALLS IF U WANT REALLY TO SAVE UNCY FROM NAZISHIT! MOVE AND BAN EM ALL BLOOD HELL! I SINCERELY HOPE YOU ALL UNCYFASCISTIDIOTS WILL BE SOON CAPTURED BY OUR CPU SECRET POLICE AND CONDEMNED TO IMMEDIATE SHOOT BY FIRING SQUAD! YOU ALL BETRAYED CPU! YOU ALL BETRAYED UNCY! YOU DESERVE DEATH YOU ALL, NO MERCY! HOW MANY PEDOS, NAZIS, REPENTLESS TROLLS, KILLERS, CYBERBULLIES WERE ALLOWED HERE AND PAROLED AND ELECTED ADMINS! WOW! AND HOW MANY OF EM ARE STILL NOW HERE! PAROLED! UNCYCLOPEDIA BETRAYED CPU VALUES, YOU BETRAYED THE PRINCIPLE! YOU DESERVE FIRING SQUAD! UNCYCLOPEDIA ALLOWS NAZI TROLLS, REPENTLESS CYBERBULLIES, PEDOS, KKK, AND ALL THIS SHIT! FUCK YOU ALL! BAN SHITOLAS SHITTEIRA OR PREPARE TO BE ERASED FROM THE EXISTANCE EVEN AIMSPLODE THE NAZI TROLL REPENTLESS AND PEDO, BANNED IN 2013, WAS PAROLED AND ELECTED ADMIN BY YOU IDIOTS IN 2019. HIS DEATH PERMABAN IS THANX TO MY WOR OK! U STILL ALLOWED FASCIST PEDO AS ADMIN IDIOTS. IF U HAVE BALLS BAN SEQUEIRA FASCIST SCUM NOW! NICOLAS SEQUEIRA IS HERE ONLY FOR SELF SPAM, CYBERBULLYING, INCITEMENT TO SUICIDE, PEDO, FASCISM, TRUMPISM, RACISM! YOU ALLOW THIS SHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE BALL-LESS IDIOTS! HEY PF4EVA, YOU KNOW DAT SEQUEIRA IS A SHIT, YOU ARE ADMIN: BAN HIM NOW! LOOK AT THE UNCYCLOPEDIANS PROTECTING NICOLAS SEQUEIRA PAGE SHAME ON YOU BASTARDS YOU HAVE TO DIE WITH RADIATIONS YOU BALL-LESS SHIT! YOU PROTECT A NAZI PEDO SPAMMER AS YOU PROTECDED AIMSPLODE THE NAZI TROLL AND REPENTLESS CRIMINAL! YOU ARE SHIT LET'S TALK ABOUT AIMSPLODE: REPENTLESS NAZI, BULLY, CRIMINAL, FASCIST, TROLL, BANNED IN 2013 AND ELECTED ADMIN IN 2019. WHOOPS! BANNED 1 YEAR LATER BCUZ UNCY RETARDED DISCOVERED HE WAS A PEDO NAZI! CONGRATS, YOU ARE SHIT! NICOLAS SEQUEIRA HUMOR COMICS WERE SHIT ANDHE WAS HERE ONLY FOR SELF-SPAM, PEDO (PROVED!), FASCISM, KKK RACISM AND CYBERBULLYING TRYING TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE TO SUICIDE! IF YOU HAVE GOT BALLS BAN HIM Talk:Hurricane Irma — talk page of deleted article Wal Qaeda Mart Donald Tramp (antitrump and antialula and anti mrx page and page for people who wanna poop a turd in the mouth of trump while he is dying of tumor) THIS SITE IS SHITTY FASHIT BCUZ FOR EXAMPLEMENTENT THEY LOVE DAT TURD OF AIMSPLOTURD AND AIMSPLOTURD SWALLOWS MY TURDS AS SHITOLAS SHITTEIRA THE SHITSWALLOWER OF DAT OTHER TURDLICKER OF HINOA OR BERTH BCUZ BERTH IS A SHIT AND I SHIT INSIDE BERTH GIDOIN Commissario Pupe Category:Digimon — Why? And only one page in category that looks like it was made by ip UNCYCLOPEDIA MERDA BASTARDI SUCCHIAVOMITO INGOIAMERDA LECCATE I MIEI STRONZI BELLI CALDI E FRAGRANTI SONS OF A SLUTTY FILTHY WHORES VAFFANCULO FIGLI DI TROIA VI DISTRUGGO I WILL SMASH YOU ALL BASTERDZ — Same one as same one as below UNCYCLOPEDIA DIARREA CESSO VOMITO VAFFANCULO BASTARDI NICOLAS SEQUEIRA SPAMMER RETARDED FASCIST I WILL PISS IN YOUR ANUS AND CUM IN YOUR ANUS SIETE SOLO MERDA UNCY I HOPE YOU ALL UNCYCLOPEDIANS WILL DIE OF TUMOR — Same one as below UNCYCLOPEDIA MERDA LECCAVOMITO E DIARREA ANDATE AFFANCULO BASTARDI — Vandalism by some anonymous Italian Frodo the potter in Tibet — please see HTBFANJS UnNews:Attempted assassination of Joe Biden foiled — Nah, I just can't do it. Leave the image though Pasmorade, you have to die — Yeah, no 42-year-old juvenile criminal's Polonium-388 isotopes — svex 1,442-year-old juvenile criminal from France — svex 精英危险217447 — Svex 精英危险160167 — Svex Tim - A Roblox TTS Series — Yeah, not in a million years Tim - TTS Series — yeah, no Steven He — Same reason as below Aiden Xie — Incredibly short; also vanityUncyclopedia:VFH/UnGames:ZorkFlagged as nominated by alula without success -C780178 Undictionary:gen Alpha Slang — Whoever made this forgot to add actual content to the article Autism Liverpool — Unfunny cruft, short by unreg user Category:Win the chess match. — Useless category User:Pasmorade/weather — don't need this UnNews:Ask Cthulhu/123006 — Yeah, no File:Orville explode.jpg File:3b51259r.jpg File:EmoticonScientist.gif File:Worldjpg.JPG File:Ibai.jpeg File:Ooey gooey red sticky uterus.jpeg — Crocotta File:בין.jpeg — Crocotta File:סמעגמע.png — Crocotta User:Alula is antisemitic File:Hshehdjs.mov — Doesn't work. File:SanjayPanties.jpeg — Badly drawn porn User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Toddler Research Fun - outdated version of Fun Science for Kids User:EmulsifiedExcuse/A day - pointless redirect User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Hungry fantasy - dittoShivaji The typical drivel by a new user: Unfunny and exceedingly short.already tagged with ICU -alula User:Yoshi userpage for a user that doesn't exist 7-year-old little girl from France, The Milky Way Galaxy (svex) 7-year-old little girl from France, Milky Way (svex) 12-year-old little girl from Canada (The land area of Romania was 238,391 square kilometres, and the Milky Way galaxy contains about 400 billion stars) (svex)O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, CAN I EAT A MOCCASIN?, et al.consolidating 21 similar entries with main articleBeauty and the Beast - redirects to a part of the Disney article that not longer existsnot really grounds for deletion. also i fixed the redirect -alula File:ChildrenBookHitler.png 12-year-old girl from Russia (R136a1 is an Wolf-Rayet star in the Large Magellanic Cloud, the star is located at 163,000 light years away from earth, R136a1's mass was 315 times of the sun) How to sleep Kys Hot goth chicks Cheat codes - This really doesn't deserve a comment, but I'm giving it one anyway. Ever realize that when people say "no comment", they're giving a comment? Arch File:Articles-plotted.png - unused image File:LazyPersonUsesDoorstop.jpg - unused image Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/City Council Might Not Care - you guessed it, pee review for a deleted page once again Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Wish (website) - same thing as the one below Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Winter Storm Uri - pee review for a deleted page Homme quebecois - expired ICU Uncle Kage - pointless redirect AJTA/Z - broken redirect AJTA/A - broken redirect AJTA/B - broken redirect AJTA/D - broken redirect AJTA/G - broken redirect AJTA/U - broken redirect AJTA/H - broken redirect AJTA/I - broken redirect AJTA/L - broken redirect AJTA/N - broken redirect AJTA/T - broken redirect AJTA/W - broken redirect AJTA/Y - broken redirect WhyYouShouldEatPoop - broken redirect Nojumper - recreated deleted page Neymar Dreamworks Petros Jazmyn goddess - long expired ICUTemplate:User anti-Communist (redirect) (delete)used on quite a lot of pages -alula Main Page/archive5 User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Template test User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Masturbatory guilt - useless redirects now UnScripts:Nigger Joe biden airlines Dumbellism Nigga, Nigga, Nigga Toilet games in the Middle Ages Marwane TheSuperbPrismacorn - Is this the content of a previously deleted article?Yes, but this can wait. At least until the creator decides to remove the ICU tag again. -alulaFile talk:Seversk.svgI very much assume Jabberwock had a proper use for making this. -alula User:Goggle_(website) User:Ek/Goggle_(website) these two pages are useless now *flat*william campbell*atrazine*alpha draconis*father*Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! - nonsenseNo, it’s fine -alula Beekeepers - long expired fix tag Blog Instagram HX 239087 King Columbine II User:EmulsifiedExcuse/UnConventional_Wisdom - useless redirect in userspace User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Upbeat_Aptitude - ditto Sojourner truth We live we love we lie - nonsense Sonic the hechog Big Black Cock Corey young File:Hendrixelectricladyland.jpeg File:Hjpefmafia.jpg File:OH EGADS.png File:Krusty Burgers.png File:GOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPEING IN THERE.png File:Stay good!.png File:Horsefoam.jpg File:Fancy.jpg File:Cakefromchloepriceandrachelamber'sjoint.png File:Florida man.png File:Ur mom.png File:ExtremelyFunny trolls BraGreMat.jpg File:ExtremelyFunny editing.jpg File:No sign of intelligent life anywhere meme.jpg File:Sigma grindset meme.jpg File:Oh ok.jpg File:8d8364e4-98ae-486e-a9bd-92883df0d57d.png File:Shadowblade.png File:Gu.png File:Mm.PNG File:Nickelodeon's Big heads.png File:Unsub.png IRAS 17288-3419 - fuck you svex IRAS 18062-2144 UnGames:Voxx os32 - no idea what this is RGBCategory:TrumpistUsers (redirect) (delete) - what kind of neoliberal says "Trumpist" instead of Trump supporter? cringeIt's me, i'm the neoliberal -alula Eh - L10nM4st3r (2) Julien guary Lewis Black Memmymomemma PotatoLand Robotahsh En cy clo pe d ia Template:mgu - unneeded, now merged with template:marvel Hydrangea Arka Bryan Monad File:Lee-Byung-chull.png Am gonna kill myself V1025 Latvia - fuckin svex 454 F2 - only marginally funnyFile:Berlin,Wuhan.jpeg - unused in mainspace, being used by a user who thinks that we're just another form of discord. Why he got no access anyway? He got banned? Why, how? I have so many questions.Pretty sure Discord is banned in Wuhan. Anyway, that file is very blatantly in use. -BraGreMat S’kay Vacuums File:United States.svg.png (redirect) (delete) - ridiculous naming system - how can it be both SVG and PNG at the same time? eh whatever The good dinosaur File:Indexwtf.png File:Keskari.jpg File:Suitsyou1.jpg File:BeauBrummell.jpg File:JamesBondSuits.jpg File:MarleneDietrich1.jpg File:AgentSmith1.jpg File:Madmansuit1.jpg User:L10nM4st3r/Largest page ever - what was I thinking when I made this?? File:Drunk on the Flavour.jpg - no File:Straight masgirl.jpeg - unused, and also hyena shit, get it out of my sight File:Circumcisor ded.png - not as bad as above, but still unused in mainspace File:Miraheze gift.jpeg - just, no. Do I need to explain this? File:Hot yiff porn.jpeg - no its not, not even close. Its traumatizing......... And furry shit. File:Sanjay pee.jpeg - no idea what this is supposed to be. Also happy not knowing the awnser File:Uncut Cosmo.jpeg - oh hell no File:Deleted by Spirou.jpeg - I have respect for spirou now. Would be ironic if we could get an admin with that username to delete this page Biederbiedermeier Undstrasse File:Dreamsexual.jpg Kronos UnTunes:Super Idol Top G - plagiarism Peanut Farmer Atusu Fulefi Kowalski - The page was cleared by the author User:Rock-O-Jello/Lol underpants File:Valentines by VivzMind.jpeg - Author request Pizza god - absolutely stupid Insider trading
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