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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.


Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


QVFD articles

Uncyclopedia's Five pillars — Redundant with Uncyclopedia:Five pliers Redirected Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  12:37pm  March 5, 2021
UnNews:Kentucky under water — Pointless author request.
User:Gale5050/Wikipedia articles I edited — Author request(G7/U1)
User:Gale5050/UnNews: Sun rising in Longyearbyen for first time in 4 months — Author request within own user space. Broken redirect. (G7/G8/U1). 
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/ UnNews:Tropical Storm Linfa finally gets Wikipedia article — Author request. Broken redirect. (G7/G8). 
Hurricane GoFuckYourself — author request
NADJ — more of the same
Leka — more of the same
Precednik general nikola — probably vanity, also in Serbian or something
Филип Нађ — Vanity, but this time, in Serbian!
Kavladi — Vanity in Russian
File:Scene hurricane.png — Author request. 
User:Gale5050/Sanctions — Author request. Ew. 
User:Gale5050/How to properly remove sanctions — Author request. Ew. 
Christoher Plummer — tw
User:Gale5050/ — Author request. SPambot blocked
Why?:Drive on Interstate 78 — Author request. Realized this would be crap. 
User:The return of the blanker — faggot - Nothing wrong with having a personal userpage   Cat  the Colourful (Feed me!)  Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:50, 27 February, 2021 (UTC)
User:Rock-O-Jello/Editpedia requests — author request
User:Gale5050/SPI statistics — Per G7/U1. Author requests. In addition the Feb 4 SPI is suspicious, wanna get that cleared off my record. 
Template:Editnotices/Page/Drunk Olympics — Test page - author request.
Felon Degenerate — Literally a Wikipedia template
File:ECPcocklock.png — uploader request
File:Vikingcapitol.png — eh, i messed up, image didn't work out
Bts — No Good
File:WalterverseLogo.jpeg — proven obsolete
Hurricane Sandy - Author request, it makes it so I can't move User:Gale5050/Hurricane Sandy to mainspace. Please move when deleting. Thanks! 
User:Gale5050/Hurricane Harvey — Author request-unneeded redirect. Also as I have Dorian and Sandy in my userspace, it makes it more confusing. 
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/homosexfunny — just another incorrect pee review
Neo Techno — crap
User:Gale5050/UnNews:Ted Cruz causes contreversy on visit to Cancun — Author request. Pointless redirect.
X Æ A-Xii — too short Redirected to Elon Musk Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  04:39pm  February 23, 2021
User talk:Dave90 — Pointless spam on gambling in indonesian
Hurricane Sandy (redirect) (delete) — Author request and per UN:R2 Redirect target changed. --~--Gale5050 complain about me!  And see my Wikipedia contributions!  20:58, 21 February 2021 (UTC)
File:Hurricane Carla track.png — Author request. Because my WiFi cut out just before I was going to do Carla, I am abandoning it and will probably do Sandy instead, although if I can find a good place to put it it won't need deletion. 
Kazakhstan (redirect) (delete) — Author request broken redirect. Central Asia doesn't exist either. 
User:Njs02 — Seems like a Shanghai spa advertizement
Hurricane Audrey — Author request. I think it would be easier to just do one on Hurricane Carla. --gale5050
A page with only letters — too random
HowTo:Mess up Uncyclopedia — Poses serious threat to the stability of Uncyclopedia, requires immediate deletion. However, note that it is almost featured on VFH (5.5/1). Added special notice to the page to counter this possibility. I'll also full-prot that page and add special-purpose abuse filters to prevent it from being abused. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:06am  February 20, 2021   I was just joking. Jabberwock (talk)  05:05, 20 February 2021 (UTC)
UnGames:Random Encounters/Diary/Diary of nothing — no
Forum:Gyfbhujk — Patent-expired nonsense.
European Artistic Gymnastics Championships — Probably Wikipedia copy, definitely unnecessary 
Template:Infobox Woman — Random unnecessary template
Pizua Moust Deliza — The heading that says "Warning, What You are About to Read is Complete Nonsense" is quite accurate.
A page written solely using the number 1 — Kind of already on here, looks like it was moved
Category:Politics and government templates — mistake by me
Category:Weapon templates — mistake by me
Ryanne Arr — Vanity
Taylor Vallaire — Vanity, spam
File:Tropical rainfall.jpg — Author request-about to be orphaned file. also taken on a Webcam 
User:Gale5050/Tropical moisture-rainfall records — Author request. Got a better idea.
Happy Monkey Competition 2021: Entry/U u u wa wa — Sorry, that's not the correct way to enter the competition.
A page with only numbers — crap
UnNews:Sun rising in Longyearbyen for first time in 4 months — Author request. Copying all content and moving it to proper area 
A page with a single number — per the uncreationism of A page with a single letter
Manny heffley — no
File:Winter Storm Shirley.png — Author request 
UnNews:3 winter storms screwing around the United States — Abandoning. Crap article
A page with a single letter — we already have this
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Extreme cold coming to Long Island — unnecessary peereview 
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:As Northeast snow finally melts, new snow comes — author request unnecessary peereview
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Tropical Storm Linfa finally gets Wikipedia article — Author request unnecessary peereview
Oh for fucks sake jerry — no
Don’t need help — pointless
Talk:Kitten Golfing — Semi of an author request(as I did create it), but more importantly, semi orphaned talk page. Or maybe not. Admins, make a call on this one. --Gale5050
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews: Cyclone Eloise — Author request. The very page is deleted, too, and I just want any mentions of this off the face of uncyclopedia. It was a bad attempt at UnNews; I've improved. 
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Cyclone Eloise — Author request-stupid redirect. 
User:Gale5050/The Redistricting of the 2020s and gerrymandering — Author request. This isn't going to get anywhere. --gale14:43, 13 February 2021 (UTC)
Binary CodeRedundant page: Binary already exists
Real Main Page — Pointless copy of the main page
Nyan Cat — Short, pointless article
Winter Storm Shirley (redirect) (delete) — Author request. Will create an articl of the ice storm after it passes as it killed 9 people after it dissipates, and will need the article. Also that article is kinda bad. --Gale5050
Pls Help Me — already huffed, created again
Fastest growing article (5 edits per hour) — Pointless page
Effects of the 2020 Atlantic hurricane season in the United States — Merged article.Author request. --Gale5050
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Effects of the 2020 Atlantic hurricane season in the United States — Author request. Merging article. --gale5050
Grimm's Guide to Torturing Children — no
Mixing*Sailors — Patent(ed) nonsense; also probably belongs in Undictionary
Jay Inslee — Previously deleted article, recreated by author.
Undictionary:Giving a girl the feel of your penis in the middle of a secluded forest while you insert live grasshoppers into her puss — bad title
Category:9 February 2021 — Author request. Empty category. Can't imagine another UnNews article within 70 minutes. (Remember we use UTC). 
Uncyclopedia:Northeast about to get 3rd storm (redirect) (delete) — broken cross namespace redirect
Uncyclopedia:VFP/Line of screwed.jpg — Procedual QVFD request as the very file that it uses is on QVFD. 
File:Line of screwed.jpg — What the hell is this junk I created? In any case, author request as corrisponding page is on QVFD.
File:Radar in 4 hours.png — Only use of this file(which was screenshotted on an Apple phone)is on page at QVFD. 
File:Forecast.png — Apple screenshot of file where the only page it is used is on QVFD as well. 
UnNews:Northeast about to get 3rd storm — Author request. I regret creating it, since nothing fuking happened. --Gale5050.  Please note more will be coming soon 
Animusic — Patent(ed) nonsense
Reke the Talking Muffin — unfunny and short page. whytheonlyone (Complain or contribs?) 17:54, 8 February 2021 (UTC)
Jay Inslee — why
User:Gale5050/Fact collecting for UnNews article on Super Bowl 55 — Author request. Not needed for now. 
File:I-095-s-at-i-278-1.jpg (redirect) (delete) — Author does not know what the hell happened.
File:I-278 eastern end.jpg — Author does not know what the hell happened.
User:Gale5050/UnNews: Northeast getting huge blizzard — Author request(kind of)-unnecessary redirect. 
Uncyclopedia:VFP/File:Vendingvending.png — Author request-broken VFP.
File:35% .png — Author request. Lame file. Gale5050 complain about me!  And see my Wikipedia contributions!  18:01, 5 February 2021 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:VFP/Houston Pool.jpg — Author request-withdrawing VFP-VFP does not include captions. --Gale5050
獸迷 — Not in English, looks like a conspiracy theory written in traditional Chinese
YouTube Poop (redirect) (delete) — broken, pointless redirect
Any random thing — what is this thing?
Category:2 February 2021 — Author request(G7), plus soon-to-be-empty category(C1).--gale
Uncyclopedia:VFP/Ajohnson.jpg — Redirect to page already on QVFD per author request
User:Gale5050/VFP/Ajohnson.jpg — Author request. Attempt to move and archive failed horribly. --Gale5050
File:February 2021 blizzard.jpg — File about to be orphaned also not the greatest photo of all time that I took. --Gale5050
UnNews:Chaos after blizzard in the Northeast — Not notable. --Gale5050
Mahmudul Hasan — spam
Uncyclopedia:VFP/BFmonsterfacedboobs.png — Author requests deletion of VFP that he withdraws. --Gale5050
Template Testing — A template sandbox in mainspace.
Funnier Than 24 — Literally just '25'
You Are An Idiot (page) — This page was created with a horrible attempt at humor, but then the creator blanked it and replaced it with the "Symbol delete vote.svg Delete." template, which I'll assume is what they think is the QVfD template.
Registered user (redirect) (delete) double redirect not worth fixing, it's unnecessary and illogical Made it a redirect to Special:CreateAccount, because this pagename is used by various templates. (Technical keep) Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  08:16pm  February 2, 2021
Interstate 287 (redirect) (delete) — Author requests deletion(G7) of broken redirect(G8/R3). Also please note previous page was a redirect to userspace(R2).gale5050
User:Gale5050/Why I didn't support your VFH — Moot for now due to sanctions. Author request deletion(G7/U1).--gale5050
User:Gale5050/Interstate 278 — Author request, abandoning. (G7/U1). Please make sure to take care of MrX's attribution in the deletion summary, as he helped.--Gale5050
Odd1sout — It's TheOdd1sout, not what that is! (also, just a very incompetence page)
User:Gale5050/Interstate 287 — Author request. Abandoning. --Gale5050 
Template:Class — author request: cross namespace redirect
File:Hyperpop Retard.jpg — useless orphaned file
Undictionary:I gave her the Hummingbird — WHY?!? Request withdrawn, it appears that the page has been fixed to suck less.
User:Danalynhopeperaltadestroyer — why?
Danalyn Hope Peralta♥ — Vanity
Template:Citizen Dium — author request
Hurricane Dorian (redirect) (delete) — cross namespace redirect
Talk:Charlie Strapp and Froggy Ball Flying High — talk page of non-existent article
File:Plub — A cursed file description page
Template:Deletable orphaned fileT2: A template that blatantly misrepresents established policy author request
File:PEPSI LAD.png — orphaned file which has existed for two weeks without any uses
Turn you toungue into bbq — how did this happen?
Spin spin — no
User:JJPMaster/list — author request
Cringe (redirect) (delete) — Obv reasons, rd to template
User:Gale5050/Bronx — Self request-abandoning article again. Got too many other issues to worry about. --5050
User:JJPMaster/Banned — Broken redirect. --5050 Fixing now. Gale5050 complain about me!  And see my Wikipedia contributions!  15:48, 24 January 2021 (UTC)
User:Gale5050/uncyclopedia.js — Author request. Oops. Gale5050
User talk: — Author request-inappropriate warning. 
Creating Jason Loves Aimee Foundation (Or Aimee Loves Jason Foundation) (JLAF(OALJF)) — Slandanity – Preceding unsigned comment added by Hipponias (talk • contribs)   Warned creater with uw-create1. Gale5050 complain about me!  And see my Wikipedia contributions!  19:32, 21 January 2021 (UTC)
PUT AS MUCH TEXT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN — Borderline spam, not really worth it – Preceding unsigned comment added by Hipponias (talk • contribs)   Darn it! Was about to put in QVFD myself. ANyway, this editor is pushing against a block.Gale5050 complain about me!  And see my Wikipedia contributions!  18:13, 18 January 2021 (UTC) 
DC142C — this again...
File:J2BL3RWevA4.jpg — Spam, only used on one advertizing page Isn't spam and is neither used on any advertisement page.   Cat  the Colourful (Feed me!)  Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:31, 18 January, 2021 (UTC)
Ray William Johnson — Undetected vanity/advertizing, created all the way back in November Isn't vanity nor advertisement. You must be young to not remember RWJ, my dude. Try VFD perhaps?   Cat  the Colourful (Feed me!)  Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:31, 18 January, 2021 (UTC)
DJ175A — Spam, similar format to DN21B
User:Gale5050/Interstate 80 — Just had to suppress that redirect. Please delete, in my user space now. Gale5050 complain about me!  And see my Wikipedia contributions!  15:14, 17 January 2021 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:VFH/Collabritive Page: an essay (2nd nomination) — Pointless VFH nom
Collabritive Page — Blank page
File:Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.png — See below. Exact same. 
File:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.png — Orphaned and utterly useless file. Someone needs to warn U u u wa wa that further doing this will result in a block(as in, a Level 3 warning, Wikipedia terms). Thanks.  Striking....Gale5050 complain about me!  And see my Wikipedia contributions!  23:34, 16 January 2021 (UTC)
Carribean (redirect) (delete) — uh what
Caribean (redirect) (delete) — How do you spell Carribean again? 
Template:Uw-unsourced4 — See below. Gale5050 complain about me!  And see my Wikipedia contributions!  21:29, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
Template:Uw-unsourced3 — See below. Gale5050 complain about me!  And see my Wikipedia contributions!  21:29, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
Template:Uw-unsourced2 — See below. Gale5050 complain about me!  And see my Wikipedia contributions!  21:28, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
Template:Uw-unsourced1 — We don't source content on Uncyclopedia. Lol. Gale5050 complain about me!  And see my Wikipedia contributions!  21:28, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
DN21B — Short romanian article about an even shorter road
File:Jarl B. Jensen.jpg — Appears to be spam/a COI violation. Definitely advertising material. I do not believe the user in question is a spambot tho. Gale5050 complain about me!  And see my Wikipedia contributions!  02:44, 15 January 2021 (UTC) 
Virtue Clan — Spam
Dinoroki (redirect) (delete) — Useless redirect
User talk:Gale5050/Why I didn't support your VFH — In my own userspace-created without my permission. --Gale5050 19:56, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
User:User:WohMi/Interstate 80 (redirect) (delete) — unnecessary redirect that should've been suppressed 
Interstate 80User: WohMi/Interstate 80 is currently not long enough that we should lead readers into an article under construction. When it is ready it will be moved into main space. In addition, when the article is complete, it would tae administrator action to move back into mainspace, or we would have to paste the contents over, which may result in attribution not being provided and copyright issues.  Redirect suppressed. Gale5050 complain about me!  And see my Wikipedia contributions!  00:52, 16 January 2021 (UTC)
Dik dik — short crap
Emu war — Short, unfunny
Cave Story — blank page
Forum:Count to a million/32 — Blank, unneeded page. Gale5050 22:01, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
Template:Uw-selfrevert — not a needed template-can easily be covered under uw-test1, per User talk: WohMi. If not outright deleted, it should be merged to uw-test1. Gale5050 23:27, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
Undictionary:Team Tornado — Page already exists in mainspace, redundant
Coprophilia — This page, as well as every single image on it. Unfunny scat shock article. Sent onto normal VFD. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  
Can-can — Unfunny crap/shock article
User talk:Chat — cursed turkish spam
The Office — Pointless spam/vanity
User talk:Ozumi — Indonesian spam/advertising Telkomsel
User:Gale5050/redwarnConfig.js — Author request, uninstalling RedWarn. Gale5050 complain about me! 13:19, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
Network address translation (redirect) (delete) — Broken redirect.  Redirect target changed. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  
Template:Uw-joke4im — OBVIOUS!
Template:Uw-joke4 — still obvious reasons
Template:Uw-joke3 — even more obvious reasons
Template:Uw-joke2 — more obvious reasons
Template:Uw-joke1 — obvious reasons
/User talk:JJPMaster/a test (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect
Caca — Does not alone deserve an article. Please redirect to Feces and semi protect the redirect. Gale5050 complain about me! 1:54 PM(-5) 1/4/21 ICU'd - Zb
PoopyHole — Unfunny crap (or should I say poop)
File:Nogliki 2021.jpg — Orphaned file. --Gale5050, 7:49 AM(-5) 1/4/21 Putting onto ICU, scheduled for deletion January 6th unless the file is no longer orphaned - Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  
File:Ihre Hosen sind so gut.jpg — Orphaned file Putting onto ICU, scheduled for deletion January 6th unless the file is no longer orphaned - Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  
User talk:Ashu life racer — Also spam.
User:Ashu life racer — Spam.
User talk:Sohbetsitesi — This page consists entirely of spam external links.
File:Shooting Screenshot.png — Orphaned file. Gale5050 17:58, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
File:Image (1).jpg — Orphaned file. Gale5050 17:57, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
File:Screen Shot 2020 06 20 at 9.03.18 PM.jpg — Orphaned file. -- Gale5050 17:57, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
This page (honestly) really does not exist and if you dare to click on this link you will be sent into a black hole of endless nothingness where you will be tempted to edit pages that do not exist which will only get in you in even more trouble. — This page is repeatedly being recreated; please sysop-protect its creation to keep it huffed for eternity. JJPMaster (talk) 00:21, 2 January 2021 (UTC)  I requested a create protection to Kev. Gale5050 complain about me! 01:47, 2 January 2021 (UTC) 
Undictionary:Fanny are you opaque, are you opaque, are you opaque, fanny? — Useless spam
Shitass — Empty page (blanked by author)
User:Gale5050/Interstate 478 — Why does the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel need an article. In any case, requesting deletion for my own article. Gale5050 complain about me!
File:56476a56-578e-4983-bf3b-9eaaba0bad25 1140x641.jpg — Currently not used on any pages, remove by MrX (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroups on Idaho. Gale5050 complain about me! 23:14, 28 December 2020 (UTC)
File:I077.png — No page uses the file ever since Interstate 77 was huffed. Can't believe i didn't notice this earlier. Gale5050 complain about me! 22:06, 28 December 2020 (UTC)
Athletics Massage Types — Spam
Initially Corporation Limited — Construction tag only - Article is tagged as being under construction, and is not eligible for QVFD - Zb
User:Wikipedia — Misleading writing - User renamed to User:Biography Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  12:04pm  December 28, 2020
Donald Trump's — Empty registration
User:Gale5050/sig — Horribly broken attempt at sig change Gale5050 complain about me! 22:52, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
Interstate 81 (redirect) (delete) — Redirect todeleted page. Gale5050 complain about me! 15:06, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
User:Gale5050/Competence is required — Author's request. Gale5050 complain about me! 23:14, 26 December 2020 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Jeff Driskel — No article to review
Can You Buy Sildenafil Over The Counter In Uk 61765 — Advertisement
Chobber Sidhu — Vanity, spam
Nolan Beardsley — Crap, vanity
Cooper haas — Crap, vanity
Adlkshfpuiaewgkkjvdskf — Crap
Sean neylon — Crap, vanity
DJ S UNIVERSE Q — Spam, vanity
HowTo:Campion School — Crap, spam
User:Gale5050/Interstate 81 — User request, I am very inactive on Uncyclopedia and will not be working on it
This page (honestly) really does not exist and if you dare to click on this link you will be sent into a black hole of endless nothingness where you will be tempted to edit pages that do not exist which will only get in you in even more trouble. Second listing, please somebody creation protect the page.
Campion School — Belongs on Wikipedia instead of here
Bilal Ahmad — Vanity/Possible Advertisement
Harry Hamlin — Spam
User:GoatLordServant/Sandbox — page of nonexistent user
Campion School, Raipur — spam, vanity
Campion School — short, related to other spam
Letterbox Distribution — Spam
Duolingo — Spam
Uncyclopedia:Thumbsucker — I created this page, but I hate it, so please delete it.
This page (honestly) really does not exist and if you dare to click on this link you will be sent into a black hole of endless nothingness where you will be tempted to edit pages that do not exist which will only get in you in even more trouble. — I accidentally created this page even though it was salted, its content is "l". Please change the salt thing to sysop-protection.

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