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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.


Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Today's date is February 17. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.

February 17

Uncyclopedia:VFP/%TITLE% — not working, sorry for the mess.
The Easiest Home Improvements Before Selling — spam.
Greg heffley
Category:EFPEC Uncyclopedians — vandal.
Category talk:EFPEC Uncyclopedians — vandal.
Zooby Dooby Doo, Shame On You, We Got Some Hang To Do Now! ᏃᎤᎷᏴᎥᎬ ᏴᎪᎡᎾЙ ᏨᏫᎻᎬЙ betrayed the Wise and Supreme Rozaslav, we want to see rope and executioner!!! — vandal.
Borat said: ᏃᎤᎷᏴᎥᎬ ᏴᎪᎡᎾЙ ᏨᏫᎻᎬЙ cowardly betrayed Rozaslav, Kazakhstan and everything is rightful and justice! Firing Squad! — vandal.
ᏃᎤᎷᏴᎥᎬ ᏴᎪᎡᎾЙ ᏨᏫᎻᎬЙ backstabbed the Supreme Soviet Rozaslav! Firing Squad for this traitor and shitlicker! — vandal.
Category:ᏃᎤᎷᏴᎥᎬ ᏴᎪᎡᎾЙ ᏨᏫᎻᎬЙ isn't Borat but is a TURD — vandal.
ᏃᎤᎷᏴᎥᎬ ᏴᎪᎡᎾЙ ᏨᏫᎻᎬЙ isn't Borat but is a TURD! Go away traitor of Rozanism! WWW We Want Wageslav — vandal.
Category:Robert Englund — vandal.
Category:Cities in Englund — vandal.
Robert Englund — LTA:Pros into banning me
User:Pioneer & Zombie & Aimsplode & Hotadmin TURDS — wow, me?
Chav Slang
Team Fortress 2 — nonsense, a one-row article

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