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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
File:Warriors from Whaku.png — Rise, my glorious creations, rise MrX Turdlicker Sh1ttiest Liquid Manure He Votes donaltrumpTurd Is A faShit Spy Hey MrX If U Block Me 5 Years Another Time I Swear I'll Poop A Giant Turd INSIDE Your Neck Fuck U! (Part 1) — What the FUCK MrX Turdlicker Sh1ttiest Liquid Manure He Votes donaltrumpTurd Is A faShit Spy Hey MrX If U Block Me 5 Years Another Time I Swear I'll Poop A Giant Turd INSIDE Your Neck Fuck U! (Part 13) — Hi Wolver MrX Turdlicker Sh1ttiest Liquid Manure He Votes donaltrumpTurd Is A faShit Spy Hey MrX If U Block Me 5 Years Another Time I Swear I'll Poop A Giant Turd INSIDE Your Neck Fuck U! (Part 12) — OPOSSUM Licks Turds MrX Turdlicker Sh1ttiest Liquid Manure He Votes donaltrumpTurd Is A faShit Spy Hey MrX If U Block Me 5 Years Another Time I Swear I'll Poop A Giant Turd INSIDE Your Neck Fuck U! (Part 11) — Free ticket to the asylum Halo 2 — bad page Hellp me — spam File:BugEye.jpg — no longer needed Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/English+ — Don't need a Pee Review anymore SCP-9041: (WOLVERWALBRO: 19██-2023, OPD - Officially Presumed Dead) Class: Neutralized (formerly: Keter) - Reason: REDACTED — Even more cacatone di tucan OK, NOW WITH OPOSSUM AND DANNY PINO III AS ADMINS WE HAVE HOPE, BUT NOW WE WANT SQUAW DEE AS ADMIN: AND I NEED EM TO RESURRECT ME AFTER 1 YEAR AND SOME MONTHS — I’m not an admin -OPOSSUM BEPPE GRILLO IS A SUBHUMAN NAZISHIT RAPISTSHIT PEDOSHIT TRUMPSTERSHIT AND MUST DIE WITH TUMOR SPITTING BLOOD, BARF, PISS AND TURDS — Hi walbro -OPOSSUM HEY GUYS, I DIED ON ██ SEPTEMBER 2023, AND I WANNA RESURRECT — Even more walbro DIN! DONG! TANG! PADANG!!! (Barney Stinson) (But Padang is a city in Sumatra, Indonesia) — Everyone's favorite vandal is at it again MA CHIAVT O PESC NGUL STRUNZ! — Everyone's favorite vandal is at it again SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA MO T MECC'O PESC NGU! — Everyone's favorite vandal is at it again File:Advertisement.MOV — unused file Category:New England — empty category Category:FAKESCAR drivers — empty cat Category:Church — empty cat] Category:Canadian artists — empty category Category:British music producers — empty category Category:Battery — empty category Category:Bastard Uncyclopedians — category containing nothing but an unused template Template:User Bastard — unused template Category:Aunt Jemima's Templating Academy — empty category Category:September 7 2014 — empty category User:Draketo/Peepeepoopoo — half-baked idea i have no intention of finishingOpossumopedia (redirect) (delete) — redirects to a vanity page, also are we even allowed to redirect pages to userspace? How many times do I gotta bump this up 😭the opossumopedia redirect is very important to keep -alula File:College.jpeg — hide dupe File:Tv-head.jpg — iudpoep dupe im running out of ideas File:PlutoWAYBF.jpg — uroduope File:Card26.jpg — dupe File:BSGRaptor.jpg — dupe File:Grue.gif — dupeld File:WMDSearchm.jpg — file that is duuplicated File:Pwned2.0.jpg — yeezus dupe File:Orange-Hitler11cx.jpg — file that already exists File:Ian Incorrect.gif — dupeFile:Dancing banana.gif — dupe file... oh god that's a lot of usesdeleyed the other dupe - Dani File:Gorrila.gif — dupe and a funny one since it has almost the same name File:Riotpic.jpg — dupe file File:Vpoy peas.jpg — dupe image File:Vietnam dong.jpg — duplicated file File:Funhater.jpg — dupe File:Screenshot 2024-12-12 12.30.37.png — don't need this anymore File:Screenshot 2024-12-12 12.30.05.png — don't need this anymore File:Zidan head.gif — duplicated file File:Mickey2 800.jpg — dupe File:Ireland.gif — duplicate file File:Yes, I know it looks the same as a Grue.jpg — duplicate file File:Grue1.jpg — duplicate file Shqli & Pqli — What happened to Skwli? -OPOSSUM Category:Thex — not needed any moreWestralia — long expired FFWFFW wasn't supposed to be there -alula Category:Un-American — old empty category Category:Self-contradictory — empty category made by a deleted user Category:Role models — empty cat Category:Prices — empty category Category:Pages pertaining to Mark Zuckerberg — empty category, and we already have Category:Facebook Category:IPhone Users — empty category + crocottacruft Category:Completionism — empty categoryTemplate:User MOM — orphan templatein use outside of the disgraced templating page -alula Template:User DAD — orphan template Category:Articles that will NEVER be featured EVER — yeah no its empty Category:21 November 2024 — orphaned category Category:28 September 2015 — empty category Category:Vocaloid songs — empty category File:Contagious disease.jpg — unused file and a low-res dupe of a commons image File:Stevebear.JPG — unused image uploaded by someone from wikia File:USAFA.png — also unused File:USAFSS.png — essentially batman if he was an image (its unused) File:Rbflag3.jpg — orphan File:Goey desidious.jpg — orphan File:Rbflag2.jpg — orphan File:Pearl Jam-related.JPG — Orphaned since 2005HowTo:Survive Being Buried Alive (redirect) (delete) — broken redirectsame reason as below - DaniHowTo:Survive Being Buried Alive (redirect) (delete) — broken redirectit's broken because the page ut redirected to was moved; however, considering it was a featured article, maybe it shouldn't have... - Dani User:Liss 344 — probably not needed Opossumopedia (redirect) (delete) — redirects to a vanity page, also are we even allowed to redirect pages to userspace? Hague, Netherlands (redirect) (delete) — error, please delete Hague (redirect) (delete) — error, please delete Soviet Massachusetts (redirect) (delete) — what's the point of this?HowTo:Ace a History Exam without Studying (redirect) (delete) — broken redirectNo need to delete, just change the broken redirect - Dani OPOSSUM/signal chirp — Duplicate -OPOSSUM User:Fenris2010/Satan's answering service — Author request. User:Fenris2010/You Are Awake This is pretty much the same as You Are Alive. Author request. User:Fenris2010/UnGames:Pac-Man — Never mind. Besides, an Uncyclopedian Pac-Man would ruin the entire thing. Author request.HowTo talk:Become famous on DeviantArt — ohk but not importnt-MrXFile talk:Penis.jpg — pointless talk page-MrX Jumpstart (redirect) (delete) — pointless redirect Template:Months Illogico — orphaned template File talk:男性の会陰と肛門.jpg — notneededTalk:Skegness — bring on the fiveskin-MrX Galar 82 (redirect) (delete) — unneeded redirTokyo street beef (redirect) (delete) — pointless redirect mustaaard-MrX Search History (redirect) (delete) — i personally dont clear my search historyFile talk:700 300 warp2.gif — not needed-MrXTalk:Profanity — talk page but poitnless-MrXFile talk:684.gif — pointless tp-MrXRedneck England (redirect) (delete) — false...There's probably a place in England that would work better, but this is not QVFD. -MrXTalk:Fat innkeeper worm — useless talk page im never gonna dance againarticle already on VFD. -MrXTalk:Random — useless-MrXTalk:International State College of the Philippines (ISCP) — pointless talk pageNo. -MrXFile talk:Grave.jpg — useless tpit's a talk page for an existing file. -MrX Kippi Ben Kippod (redirect) (delete) — nonsense redirect File:Ling ling will kill you slow.jpeg — unused file Talk:Big Bird — Orphaned talk-page after VFD, also cat:Deletion Surviver when not. Only content was: {{Oldvfd |date=3 November 2024 |result=Huff |page=Archive290#Big Bird }} and only contributor was User talk:79.42.31.136 — not needd Motheryiffer (redirect) (delete) — neologism 2 Talk:Lion — gibberishMonkey rat (redirect) (delete) — neologismeh, I don't think this redirect is that bad - Dani Talk:A Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment — crocottatalkpage UnNews talk:Mmm mmm mmm mmm — substance Talk:Football (association football) — anuvva pointless talk page Talk:Crack head — pointless talk page34 (redirect) (delete) — pointless redirectnot that pointless - Dani File:Security.png — unused fileUser talk:The maAGic Boot mAn — also pointlessI don't think user talkpages should be deleted. - Dani Talk:Wendy's — pointless Talk:Fast — pointless Hawk tuah — Why do people still think this shit is funny? -OPOSSUM (because they're stupid - dani) Talmo — You know that there is a French Uncyclopedia, right little guy?Template:OPOSSUMTZ0in use -alula Category:Empty categoryJffjfjfjfjfjf — JFFJFJFJFturned it into a redirect - DaniTerry Fox — Not funny for sober people, numerous grammatical, spelling and formatting errors.ICU’dUser:Crocotta1/Timmy the Squirrel — Nobody is working on ts anymore, so why keep this wattpad looking thing around?as much I'd like to delete Crocottacruft, I'm pretty sure pages on userspace shouldn't be deleted unless the user themselves aks it, and considering Crocotta was infinely banned, I doubt she will ever ask for such thing (even if she wanted to). I will be deleting the categories and the broken files, though... - Dani. User talk:Goyboydickcheese — orphaned tp User:OPOSSUM/ketchikan2Among Us Uncyclopedia — Sorry Fenris, but this seems like some kind of joke page in someone's sandbox, this doesn't look like it belongs in the mainspace, also its pretty much a copy of the Among Us page, maybe move this to sandbox?I'd say this is not QVFD-worthy; if anything, you should put it on VFD, but not here - DaniAttention Whore — broken redirect, messes up the other redirects toono need to delete this redirect, although it's true something should be done with all those others redirects... - Dani UnNews:President Joe Biden pardons Turkey Point nuclear power plant — Actually nvm, not really feeling it with this one Forum:Hello22434 — spam, why tf are we even bothering keeping these HowTo talk:Fail at life — orphaned tpForum:I'm gonna make you go eat shit fuckers. — some kind of temper tantrum spam? see contribs https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:Contributions/ColonelKurtzit's a forum page, and more than one user cobtributed to it, so I don’t see why delete it. - DaniFile:NoGoatseB.png — Goatseno need to delete this - Dani File:Jimmy Wales signature but better.svg — just uploaded a better PNG version User:ColonelKurtz/Church of Tolkien — no potential Ayrton senna (redirect) (delete) — duplicate Template:Chessroundheader — I had an idea, but I just came up with a better idea. Scrap this one. HowTo:Fail at life — author requested deletion Template talk:Drake — blank test page Real estate — one liner File:Legolas in Black.jpg — Forgot to take out the watermark. File:Thank god.jpeg — unused crocottacruft Talk:GREENPICKLES987 IS A TURDLICKER AND A SUBHUMAN SHIT WHO IS HERE ONLY TO SPAM HIMSELF AND SO HE MUST DIE BY FIRING SQUAD TURDING INSIDE HIM Colton mones Smeggy Asian goyboys owo File:Yv3fcxztxxmdlfgll.jpeg — CONFIRMED crocottacruft File:Jefflation.png — possible crocottacruft Fuck a goyboy on your period today UnTunes:Famous — Dani, just delete this lol, I don't think either one of us wants to waste our time by arguing if this stays or notProfessional wrestling (redirect) (delete) — doesn't make senseit does, the article on the Word Wildlife Fund is also about the WWE (previously known as World Wrestling Federation, hence the joke) - dani Discovered (redirect) (delete) — idk why I redirect this Hinoa4 (redirect) (delete) — More userspace redirects. Dead user. OWH (redirect) (delete) — Looking through the dusty Uncyclopedia Library I found a userspace redirect. Even the Zombie Baron himself should not waste main space with his userspace old wips. Idiot Man Hell User:Wikipedia Be Sucking/legal warning — don't need this either Template:User pony — This isn't used anymore and has been obsolete for a while File:BeTrippin.gif — Do we really need this one? This was the original before I re-sized it. But it's the same thing. User talk:Wikipedia Be Sucking/legal warning — don't need this anymore User:Wikipedia Be Sucking/test — don't need this anymore Talk:Rick James Version of the Bible (redirect) (delete) — Talk redirect oops User:Wikipedia Be Sucking/Crapedia (Yes I stole this from Kippy stfu) — don't need ts anymore lol Grand Theft Auto 2 (redirect) (delete) — i fucked up again Grand Theft Auto 3 (redirect) (delete) — I also fucked up Interesting Wikia Users — Cool concept, but the article is way too short User:Wikipedia Be Sucking/A Very Uneventful International Men's Day — don't need this anymoreIncredible Gassy — bad page + this wiki does NOT need a heropage was moved to userspace Luc Bavoli — not in englishThe Gods of Pegana — the dude who was writing this is banned, and shouldn't this be moved to draft space?moved to draft space; user was only banned for one month, so they'll probably keep writing the article when they come back Template:Template:WPBSed — mistake, someone please delete the redirect with the namespace redundancyBig Birddoesn't qualify for QVFD, besides it's also been sent to VFD -alula File:LOlfdkofd.png — oh hey qvfd works again. btw its unused. also idubbbz. UnScripts:Pee — Umm... William hairt — nobody cares File:Aragorn-Action-Poster.jpg — I made a better one. See Aragorn page. Jim thorpe — Short, and probably vanity Grammar Article — horrible Skibidi sigma — spam page Filing Cabinets — too short Concordia academy Call me a coloniser, go look in the mirror you white trash YOU ARE THE COLINISER — idem Palitard — idem Fuck Palestine — crocottacruft UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure/Page 2 — oops, I forgot to add this to QVFD before. the IP that made it blanked it because they named it the wrong title, so it should prettly likely be deleted... Simon Driedijk (again) — 😠 User:TheGoat20 — I'll also be tagging this as QVFD as it's pretty much the same article Simon Driedijk — This guy must be lost; we speak English here... From the river to the sea is where the Jews have the right to be — Oh crap, Crocotta1 is back! Phallustine — More Crocotta spam. Sapplerx can eat my period — Crocotta spam. User:Fenris2010/Among Us Uncyclopedia — Unnecessary redirect now that it's an actual article.Shenton college — content was: == Heading text == Shenton college Shenton college is a school for excellence, purity and communismICU'd by sapplerx -alula Christ church grammar school — content was: Christ church grammar school is a Perth private school located in Mount ClaremontTemplate:Ambiguation — Really lousy template that serves zero purposein use apparently. although it's only on one mainspace page -alula Uncyclopedia:Forgotten articles — what even is this for? File:250px-SW Executor 01.jpg file redirect left from page move File:180px-Venator takeoff.jpg file redirect left from page move File:250px-StarDestroyer negvv.jpg file redirect left from page move File:250px-vsd1-eaw.jpg file redirect left from page move File:Nazi Crusader.jpg — Duplicate now unused Liv Tyler — what File:NYC wideangle south from Top of the Rock.jpg — idem File:New NYC subway train.jpg — idem File:Front view of Statue of Liberty with pedestal and base 2024.jpg — No need to categorize a Commons file User:Mr-ex777/Useful pages — Don't edit other users' userspace...File:Nazi dolphin.jpg — WHAT THE FUCKNot a problem. -MrX File:CP Image Non-racist article — Ok Kurtz this might be a bridge too far User:Fenris2010/Category:Places Fenris2010 was — Unneccesary redirect for something that's going to be deleted. Author request. Category:Fenris2010/Category:Places Fenris2010 was — Dang am I stupid... User:Fenris2010/Uncyclopedian Bible — I have my own reasons for wanting to get rid of this. -Fenris2010 UnNews:Breaking News: Global Coalition Files Class Action Lawsuit Against P Diddy Amid Shocking Allegation — We already have an UnNews on this guy; no need for more... An addiction built 1 edit at a time - whoops - L10nM4st3r Mundus de funu — ???Petr Pavel — 2 lines no xtruction tagICU'd by sapplerx -alula File talk:Weblink.JPG — File talk for a deleted file Forum:Last person to edit wins/Editnotice — Oops... Undictionary:Jacksfilms — articles about people shouldn't be on Undictionary... Φακιυ Πηνις — This is the second incredibly short page from the same user... Vox Suit Disease — Author request:fails vanity policies User talk:L10nM4st3r/wikimenu.js - Shit works finally. Also going to need to you delete this whenever I recreate it, since I need to test if the tool works for making a page that doesn't exist. Billy Gets Grounded — Will they some day make an edit that's actually somewhat coherent? Colorland: The Movie. — More insanity from this IP... User:L10nM4st3r/ what is this?? Secondary colors — More of this stuff... FNAF — Huh, that's weird... I thought this had been already QVFD'd... ABC is now live! — this guy's edits are getting more and more nonsensical... are they high or something? Alphabet Lore — someone's consumed a handful of cocaine... Category:EFPTOZLPEDPECFDEDFCZPFELOPZDDEFPOTECLEFODPCTFDPLTCEOPEZOLCFTD — Not a valid category. File:CookingCthulhu.gif — It didn't work User:Fenris2010/A Quiet Place — Author request. My Trip to India (redirect) (delete) — Redirecting to some weird UnNews-like article on someones userpage from like 17 years ago UnNews:Random dude in paradise, AZ HELP ME MY GIRLFRIEND IS TRYING TO GET ME TO FUCK HER IN BED I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO I WAS PROMISED THAT I WAS FONNA WATCH STANLEH KUBRICK MOVIES BUT SHE PULLED OUT A DILDO WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO MrX IS THE REAL WALBRO! SCANDAL! AND THE SCIENTIFIC PROOF IS DAT I DIED 1 YEAR AGO, SO HE BLOCKS AND HUFFS HIMSELF. MrX HAS A BIPOLAR DISORDER — Walbrocruft Foxtel — Eeehhh... where's the article? X IS (REDACTED) NOW. MISS HER, MISS HER, MISS HER... CHANGING STORY PER O5 COMMAND, SCP FOUNDATION. THIS REALITY IS ALTERATE — Walbro UnBooks:Airliner — ??????? Undictionary:Dussolved — This user somehow managed to make an Undictionary entry QVFDable UnNews:Airmail gets popular — The hell is this? John Adamly — Too short and nonsensical DANIPINO DANIPINO THREECATONEDITUCAN — Wolverhampton upon the Juicy Taste of Diarrhoea X IS D34D NOW. MISS HER, MISS HER, MISS HER WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE... PAUL IS DEAD? Sannse — For obvious reasons. Eli — ... Make it to Ketchikan/Continue (ShotAracuan) — accidental redirect page User:Pasmorade/sandbox — ehh When i was alive... — Walbrocruft Hyperborean — why do IPs like to create pages with only one word so much? The ship of theses Talk:UnFunctions — talkpage for an article that doesn't exist Th... thousand — ?????? User talk:87.16.153.140 — I should not have made this talkpage for one of Walbro’s ips Indian citizin act — VSNA A story built one reference at a time — lol this embarrassing 4 me Vidli — ????? Walbro stuff. Peraphs some day we will finally be able what Walbro's nonsenical messages mean... — Nonsense FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALL BASTERDZ FUCK YOU DIE IN HELL I DIED ONE YEAR AGO NOBODY HELPED FUCK YOU AM DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD U DON'T CARE SO FUCK YOU ALL BURN IN HELL I KISSED A LIGHTNING AM DEAD DEAD DEAD SORE SORE SORE DEATH SORE HALP ME! — Just your average IP user page Erling Haaland — Probably vanity, because there is no funny in this article... DEAD DEAD DEAD SORE DEAD I REMEMBER I KISSED A LIGHTNING DEAD DEAD AM DEAD DEAM HELP ME AM DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD — The usual Incyclopedia — What? UnGames/Escape from Ojai/2 — Accidental slash instead of a colon Template:Bread Alert — unnecessary template (again). jeez Panther, why are you so obsessed with bread...? Bread (disambiguation) — unnecessary disambiguation. also I'm pretty sure there isn't a color called "bread" Template:Bread Colors (literally) — unnecessary template User:PantherZX0815/The Sandwich Made out of Smith Island Cake — No!Furry porn — You know what's up.Turned into redirect UnNews:Shocking Revelation Uncovers Huw Edwards as Jimmy Savile — Pretty sure this is by the same guy of "Jeffrey Bezos buys Palestine" and all that crap International Panther Association Council of Uncyclopedia Party — Sorry, PantherZX. Huw Edwards — Typical IP cruft NOOOOPE! AM ALMOST DEAD! I WON'T TO DIE! AM DEAD AM DEAD AM DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD SCARED DEAD DEAD DEAD SCARED DEAD SAVE ME PLEASE DEAD DEAD AM SCARED NOOOOOOOOPE — walbro stuff. Peraphs some day we will finally be able what Walbro's nonsenical messages mean... 434232321332113231232 — Duplicate article of phish with weird title. I wonder what this vandal was even aiming for... O GREAT MOKKÁWŜEN, SHOULD I KILL MYSELF? (redirect) (delete) — Typo redirect makes it on top of the MOKKÁÁW^SEN list 12-year-old little girl from Canada (The alcohol content of Bordeaux wine was 13%, and the alcohol content of Champagne wine was 12%) Neon tetra — Not only is this incredibly short; it's not even trying to be funny. What was this IP even trying to do? User:PantherZX0815/sandbox — Please. Skibidi!!!!!!!! — Why is this redirect even a thing? PantherZX0815 ranks the 100 best and worst colors. — Vanity.Category:Fighter aircraft — Only one page in this category, no descriptionOne page is enough-MrXTree space theorynot eligible for QVFD -alulaFile:Monkey.png — unneeded page for a Commons fileCommons files are not created here and not possible to delete here -MrX Am dead i won't to die am dead i won't to die am dead i won't to die am dead i won't to dieam dead i won't to dieam dead i won't to dieam dead i won't to dieam dead i won't to dieam dead i won't to dieam dead i won't to dieam dead i won't to die — Sorry Walbro, but you know well this article has to go... Nassim Harramein — Ported from somewhere else - Uncyclopedia is not Wikipedia (or I guess in this case, RationalWiki)'s trash binFile:Frosty the Snow .mp3 — What!!!what no you mean "what"? also that's not a valid reason to delete something -alula User talk:112.200.233.74 — Unnecessary redirect Gabriel Z. Blue — unnecessary redirect Talk with Gabriel Z. Blue — unnecessary redirect Talk:Command Line/animation — Created by anonymous IP Talk:Command Line/animation2 — Created by anonymous IPForum:Note to Pasmorade — Ok point madenot really a valid reason to delete a whole forum page -alula Template:Infobox flag — ehhh... where's the template? all there is here is the info on how to use it, but no actual template... User:Fenris2010/You Are in Heaven — I've given up on it. User:Pasmorade/Macarena Bulletin board This is not a link — You can't redirect to pages that don't exist! User:Imlikeheroin/sandbox — Recreation of a QVFD'd article (also is in Romanian for some reason) Pase pase gol — You should have gone to the Romanian Uncyclopedia for that Cred — The hell is this nonsense? Gabriel Blue — eandom, unfunny, and vain Category:Ocean (band) — Second time I send this category to QVFD because it only has two articles on it and no one heard about this band... Special:MovePage/UnNews:Top news story: Donald Trump is an idiot UnPoetia:Asinine peurile — Whoever made this article should be in jail User:Pasmorade/Aqua (band) — don't need this anymore as I'm publishing it UnNews:L'industrie du pour adolescents en difficulté est liée au génocide de masse en Palestine, selon les responsables turkmènes — oh no the French invaded Uncyclopedia!!!1!!1! File:Barbie-girl.jpg — oops Indian Administrative Service — Where's the funny? Domanic lakey — the hell? this crap again??? Dominic lakey File:LeaveUnPorn.png — I genuiney don't know why this exists File:Real fuckbook.gif — I genuiney don't know why this exists UnGames:Dungeons & Dragons Campaign — Author request. What's the difference between Uncyclopedia.com and Uncyclopedia.co — Unnecessary redirect Undictionary:Colage — This is dumb. Title: 15-year-old girl from France Dessed8221 — Dafuc? Wang Jianzhang — Third time this page gets recreated by a sockpuppet of God V (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log). I think this guy won't leave here for a while... User:Pasmorade/K. Padmarajan — unneededSapiumICU'd -alula File:SSurn ßaby, ßurn.PNG — odd glitch File:ICONE CHC RAPPER.jpeg — Vanity File:ART OF RAPPER CHC.png — Vanity File:CHC RAPPER MOLO.png — Vanity CHCRIS — delete and salt the article. additionally, block the user User:Fenris2010/You are in Hell — Not a sufficient redirect. User:User1067869/sandbox (again) — Despite being deleted for violating vanity policies, the user recreated this draft somehow expecting it won't go unnoticed... User:User1067869/sandbox — Draft of an article about a band which does not have a Wikipedia article; something tells me it might break vanity policies. Also the name of the user is pretty suspicious. User:Fenris2010/The Ring of the Nibelung — Author request. User:Rocko the Seedrian/Editnotice — author request User:Fenris2010/Uncyclopedia Wars: The Fandom Menace — Author request Special talk:UnusedFiles File:USAF2LT.gif File:USAF1LT.gif File:USAFCAPT.gif File:USAFLTCOL.gif File:USAFCOL.gif File:USAFMAJGEN.gif File:USAFGEN.gif File:UK-Army-OF5.gif File:UK-Army-OF6.gif File:UK-Army-OF7.gif File:UK-Army-OF8.gif File:UK-Army-OF4.gif File:UK-Army-OF2.gif File:UK-Army-OF1c.gif File:Cthulhu1.swf — Adobe Flash. I think you know what to do Uncyclopedia:VFP/hell gas station sign.jpg — An unregistered user tried to make people vote for a picture from Commons... File:Saget.jpg — An inferior version of File:Lord-bob.jpg File:Uncyclopedia mobile unfriendly.jpg — Outdated File:Noelcoward01.swf — SWF file. R.I.P Adobe Flash File:Fistful.swf — SWF file. R.I.P Adobe Flash File:Popecletus.pngFile:Jok-ba.jpglinked in some article -alula File:Madde.gif File:Orville.jpg File:TICK-keen.jpg File:Monke Nipple Grab.jpg File:RussianTux.jpg American informant Wang Jianzhang — There is no "Wang Jianzhang" article on Wikipedia, which makes me believe it's vanity. Also; not only does this article lack humor, but the contents of the article are really weird and lowkey reads like propaganda or some crap like that... File:Bill wearing a suit.png — Same reason as below Bill Chaffin — There is no "Bill Chaffin" article on Wikipedia. Pretty sure it's vanity. Category:Politics/stonks — empty category with a really weird nameShane Dawson — just badtoo old for QVFD. give it a maintenance tag or put it on VFD or something -alula File:ShaneDawsonBlackface.png — wrong file type Bill Chaffin — Unnotable Nge‘=olawiop of Lemuria — This is the fourth or fifth time in a row some anonymous IP has created this single-letter "Nge‘=olawiop of Lemuria" article. It should probably be admin-protected to avoid this vandal from creating it again. A single character — What IS this? File:Nissan2.jpg — Really low-quality photo of some random dude. It looks like vanity to me.Mertangen Regional Airportalready ICU'd -alula File:Perrell Brown mugshot.jpg — There is no "Perrell Brown" article in Wikipedia; I'm really sure it's vanity THIZ IDIOTZ INDEFBANNING ME ARE TURDLICKERS: THEIR END IS CUMING BCUZ I'LL POOP INSIDE EM UNA BELLA CAGATONA FRAGRANTE E SFRATAPROTOPRAKTANTE NEL COLLO GLI SMERDO LA MERDA NELLA MERDA E LI PRATAPRAKTO PRAKT! TURDLICKER TURDLICKERS Turdlickers Turdlicker LOL ONLY 3000 SOCKPUPPETS FOR CROCOTTO ROTFL ME I'M BREAKING BALLS FROM AT LEAST 2012 WITH A BILLION OF SOCKPUPPETS... SOME OF 'EM ARE CURRENT ADMINS: I'M SAPPLERX, MrX, ALULA AND PF4EVA I'M SAPPLERX, MrX, ALULA AND PF4EVA... AT LEAST... U THINK TO TALK TO 'EM BUT U R TALKIN' TO ME. UNCYCLOPEDIA IS MINE! ALL! SURRENDER... AND I COULD BE RAHB, FROSTY, ZOMBIEBARON, LIRYTHIA, ETC ETC HUE HUE Nge‘=olawiop of Lemuria OF TASTE JUICY THE UPON WOLVERHAMPTON DIARRHEA CROCOTTA TURD — It's technically true UnTunes:I Done Your Mom — nevermind File:The image of Qaisy.jpg — Who the fuck is this guy? UnPoetia:Jack it to cilantro Stranger Retarded animal (Disambigation) — Pointless Super Idol — sorry Glacchignà Gnacchignà ANGELA BOWMAN — just no... Epower Metals — No one cares about your company. This is a humor wiki UnNews:Puberty blockers mandatory for kids in germany - It's that guy. AGAIN. UNCYCLOPEDIA BETRAYED ITS FEDERAL CPU UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS VALUES OF EQUALITY, FEMINISM, ANTIRACISM, ANTICAPITALISM ETC TO HUG NAZISHITISM. YOU CHOSEN BETRAYAL, DEATH OF THIS SITE WILL BE YOUR PUNISHMENT! ALULA BRAGREMAT SHIT NAZI SHIT MALE CHAUVINIST PEDO FASCIST SHIT PROTECED NAZI SHIT AS USUAL IN UNCYCLOPEDIA! YOU CHOSEN YOUR FATE: UNCY WILL BE DESTROYED SOON FOR FASCISM TRUMP PROPAGANDA HEY PASMORADE BAN THE NAZI KKK SHIT AND DON'T BREAK MY BALLS IF U WANT REALLY TO SAVE UNCY FROM NAZISHIT! MOVE AND BAN EM ALL BLOOD HELL! I SINCERELY HOPE YOU ALL UNCYFASCISTIDIOTS WILL BE SOON CAPTURED BY OUR CPU SECRET POLICE AND CONDEMNED TO IMMEDIATE SHOOT BY FIRING SQUAD! YOU ALL BETRAYED CPU! YOU ALL BETRAYED UNCY! YOU DESERVE DEATH YOU ALL, NO MERCY! HOW MANY PEDOS, NAZIS, REPENTLESS TROLLS, KILLERS, CYBERBULLIES WERE ALLOWED HERE AND PAROLED AND ELECTED ADMINS! WOW! AND HOW MANY OF EM ARE STILL NOW HERE! PAROLED! UNCYCLOPEDIA BETRAYED CPU VALUES, YOU BETRAYED THE PRINCIPLE! YOU DESERVE FIRING SQUAD! UNCYCLOPEDIA ALLOWS NAZI TROLLS, REPENTLESS CYBERBULLIES, PEDOS, KKK, AND ALL THIS SHIT! FUCK YOU ALL! BAN SHITOLAS SHITTEIRA OR PREPARE TO BE ERASED FROM THE EXISTANCE EVEN AIMSPLODE THE NAZI TROLL REPENTLESS AND PEDO, BANNED IN 2013, WAS PAROLED AND ELECTED ADMIN BY YOU IDIOTS IN 2019. HIS DEATH PERMABAN IS THANX TO MY WOR OK! U STILL ALLOWED FASCIST PEDO AS ADMIN IDIOTS. IF U HAVE BALLS BAN SEQUEIRA FASCIST SCUM NOW! NICOLAS SEQUEIRA IS HERE ONLY FOR SELF SPAM, CYBERBULLYING, INCITEMENT TO SUICIDE, PEDO, FASCISM, TRUMPISM, RACISM! YOU ALLOW THIS SHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE BALL-LESS IDIOTS! HEY PF4EVA, YOU KNOW DAT SEQUEIRA IS A SHIT, YOU ARE ADMIN: BAN HIM NOW! LOOK AT THE UNCYCLOPEDIANS PROTECTING NICOLAS SEQUEIRA PAGE SHAME ON YOU BASTARDS YOU HAVE TO DIE WITH RADIATIONS YOU BALL-LESS SHIT! YOU PROTECT A NAZI PEDO SPAMMER AS YOU PROTECDED AIMSPLODE THE NAZI TROLL AND REPENTLESS CRIMINAL! YOU ARE SHIT LET'S TALK ABOUT AIMSPLODE: REPENTLESS NAZI, BULLY, CRIMINAL, FASCIST, TROLL, BANNED IN 2013 AND ELECTED ADMIN IN 2019. WHOOPS! BANNED 1 YEAR LATER BCUZ UNCY RETARDED DISCOVERED HE WAS A PEDO NAZI! CONGRATS, YOU ARE SHIT! NICOLAS SEQUEIRA HUMOR COMICS WERE SHIT ANDHE WAS HERE ONLY FOR SELF-SPAM, PEDO (PROVED!), FASCISM, KKK RACISM AND CYBERBULLYING TRYING TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE TO SUICIDE! IF YOU HAVE GOT BALLS BAN HIM Talk:Hurricane Irma — talk page of deleted article Wal Qaeda Mart Donald Tramp (antitrump and antialula and anti mrx page and page for people who wanna poop a turd in the mouth of trump while he is dying of tumor) THIS SITE IS SHITTY FASHIT BCUZ FOR EXAMPLEMENTENT THEY LOVE DAT TURD OF AIMSPLOTURD AND AIMSPLOTURD SWALLOWS MY TURDS AS SHITOLAS SHITTEIRA THE SHITSWALLOWER OF DAT OTHER TURDLICKER OF HINOA OR BERTH BCUZ BERTH IS A SHIT AND I SHIT INSIDE BERTH GIDOIN Commissario Pupe Category:Digimon — Why? And only one page in category that looks like it was made by ip UNCYCLOPEDIA MERDA BASTARDI SUCCHIAVOMITO INGOIAMERDA LECCATE I MIEI STRONZI BELLI CALDI E FRAGRANTI SONS OF A SLUTTY FILTHY WHORES VAFFANCULO FIGLI DI TROIA VI DISTRUGGO I WILL SMASH YOU ALL BASTERDZ — Same one as same one as below UNCYCLOPEDIA DIARREA CESSO VOMITO VAFFANCULO BASTARDI NICOLAS SEQUEIRA SPAMMER RETARDED FASCIST I WILL PISS IN YOUR ANUS AND CUM IN YOUR ANUS SIETE SOLO MERDA UNCY I HOPE YOU ALL UNCYCLOPEDIANS WILL DIE OF TUMOR — Same one as below UNCYCLOPEDIA MERDA LECCAVOMITO E DIARREA ANDATE AFFANCULO BASTARDI — Vandalism by some anonymous Italian Frodo the potter in Tibet — please see HTBFANJS UnNews:Attempted assassination of Joe Biden foiled — Nah, I just can't do it. Leave the image though Pasmorade, you have to die — Yeah, no 42-year-old juvenile criminal's Polonium-388 isotopes — svex 1,442-year-old juvenile criminal from France — svex 精英危险217447 — Svex 精英危险160167 — Svex Tim - A Roblox TTS Series — Yeah, not in a million years Tim - TTS Series — yeah, no Steven He — Same reason as below Aiden Xie — Incredibly short; also vanityUncyclopedia:VFH/UnGames:ZorkFlagged as nominated by alula without success -C780178 Undictionary:gen Alpha Slang — Whoever made this forgot to add actual content to the article Autism Liverpool — Unfunny cruft, short by unreg user Category:Win the chess match. — Useless category User:Pasmorade/weather — don't need this UnNews:Ask Cthulhu/123006 — Yeah, no File:Orville explode.jpg File:3b51259r.jpg File:EmoticonScientist.gif File:Worldjpg.JPG File:Ibai.jpeg File:Ooey gooey red sticky uterus.jpeg — Crocotta File:בין.jpeg — Crocotta File:סמעגמע.png — Crocotta User:Alula is antisemitic File:Hshehdjs.mov — Doesn't work. File:SanjayPanties.jpeg — Badly drawn porn User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Toddler Research Fun - outdated version of Fun Science for Kids User:EmulsifiedExcuse/A day - pointless redirect User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Hungry fantasy - dittoShivaji The typical drivel by a new user: Unfunny and exceedingly short.already tagged with ICU -alula User:Yoshi userpage for a user that doesn't exist 7-year-old little girl from France, The Milky Way Galaxy (svex) 7-year-old little girl from France, Milky Way (svex) 12-year-old little girl from Canada (The land area of Romania was 238,391 square kilometres, and the Milky Way galaxy contains about 400 billion stars) (svex)O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, CAN I EAT A MOCCASIN?, et al.consolidating 21 similar entries with main articleBeauty and the Beast - redirects to a part of the Disney article that not longer existsnot really grounds for deletion. also i fixed the redirect -alula File:ChildrenBookHitler.png 12-year-old girl from Russia (R136a1 is an Wolf-Rayet star in the Large Magellanic Cloud, the star is located at 163,000 light years away from earth, R136a1's mass was 315 times of the sun) How to sleep Kys Hot goth chicks Cheat codes - This really doesn't deserve a comment, but I'm giving it one anyway. Ever realize that when people say "no comment", they're giving a comment? Arch File:Articles-plotted.png - unused image File:LazyPersonUsesDoorstop.jpg - unused image Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/City Council Might Not Care - you guessed it, pee review for a deleted page once again Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Wish (website) - same thing as the one below Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Winter Storm Uri - pee review for a deleted page Homme quebecois - expired ICU Uncle Kage - pointless redirect AJTA/Z - broken redirect AJTA/A - broken redirect AJTA/B - broken redirect AJTA/D - broken redirect AJTA/G - broken redirect AJTA/U - broken redirect AJTA/H - broken redirect AJTA/I - broken redirect AJTA/L - broken redirect AJTA/N - broken redirect AJTA/T - broken redirect AJTA/W - broken redirect AJTA/Y - broken redirect WhyYouShouldEatPoop - broken redirect Nojumper - recreated deleted page Neymar Dreamworks Petros Jazmyn goddess - long expired ICUTemplate:User anti-Communist (redirect) (delete)used on quite a lot of pages -alula Main Page/archive5 User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Template test User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Masturbatory guilt - useless redirects now UnScripts:Nigger Joe biden airlines Dumbellism Nigga, Nigga, Nigga Toilet games in the Middle Ages Marwane TheSuperbPrismacorn - Is this the content of a previously deleted article?Yes, but this can wait. At least until the creator decides to remove the ICU tag again. -alulaFile talk:Seversk.svgI very much assume Jabberwock had a proper use for making this. -alula User:Goggle_(website) User:Ek/Goggle_(website) these two pages are useless now *flat*william campbell*atrazine*alpha draconis*father*Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! - nonsenseNo, it’s fine -alula Beekeepers - long expired fix tag Blog Instagram HX 239087 King Columbine II User:EmulsifiedExcuse/UnConventional_Wisdom - useless redirect in userspace User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Upbeat_Aptitude - ditto Sojourner truth We live we love we lie - nonsense Sonic the hechog Big Black Cock Corey young File:Hendrixelectricladyland.jpeg File:Hjpefmafia.jpg File:OH EGADS.png File:Krusty Burgers.png File:GOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPEING IN THERE.png File:Stay good!.png File:Horsefoam.jpg File:Fancy.jpg File:Cakefromchloepriceandrachelamber'sjoint.png File:Florida man.png File:Ur mom.png File:ExtremelyFunny trolls BraGreMat.jpg File:ExtremelyFunny editing.jpg File:No sign of intelligent life anywhere meme.jpg File:Sigma grindset meme.jpg File:Oh ok.jpg File:8d8364e4-98ae-486e-a9bd-92883df0d57d.png File:Shadowblade.png File:Gu.png File:Mm.PNG File:Nickelodeon's Big heads.png File:Unsub.png IRAS 17288-3419 - fuck you svex IRAS 18062-2144 UnGames:Voxx os32 - no idea what this is RGBCategory:TrumpistUsers (redirect) (delete) - what kind of neoliberal says "Trumpist" instead of Trump supporter? cringeIt's me, i'm the neoliberal -alula Eh - L10nM4st3r (2) Julien guary Lewis Black Memmymomemma PotatoLand Robotahsh En cy clo pe d ia Template:mgu - unneeded, now merged with template:marvel Hydrangea Arka Bryan Monad File:Lee-Byung-chull.png Am gonna kill myself V1025 Latvia - fuckin svex 454 F2 - only marginally funnyFile:Berlin,Wuhan.jpeg - unused in mainspace, being used by a user who thinks that we're just another form of discord. Why he got no access anyway? He got banned? Why, how? I have so many questions.Pretty sure Discord is banned in Wuhan. Anyway, that file is very blatantly in use. -BraGreMat S’kay Vacuums File:United States.svg.png (redirect) (delete) - ridiculous naming system - how can it be both SVG and PNG at the same time? eh whatever The good dinosaur File:Indexwtf.png File:Keskari.jpg File:Suitsyou1.jpg File:BeauBrummell.jpg File:JamesBondSuits.jpg File:MarleneDietrich1.jpg File:AgentSmith1.jpg File:Madmansuit1.jpg User:L10nM4st3r/Largest page ever - what was I thinking when I made this?? File:Drunk on the Flavour.jpg - no File:Straight masgirl.jpeg - unused, and also hyena shit, get it out of my sight File:Circumcisor ded.png - not as bad as above, but still unused in mainspace File:Miraheze gift.jpeg - just, no. Do I need to explain this? File:Hot yiff porn.jpeg - no its not, not even close. Its traumatizing......... And furry shit. File:Sanjay pee.jpeg - no idea what this is supposed to be. Also happy not knowing the awnser File:Uncut Cosmo.jpeg - oh hell no File:Deleted by Spirou.jpeg - I have respect for spirou now. Would be ironic if we could get an admin with that username to delete this page Biederbiedermeier Undstrasse File:Dreamsexual.jpg Kronos UnTunes:Super Idol Top G - plagiarism Peanut Farmer Atusu Fulefi Kowalski - The page was cleared by the author User:Rock-O-Jello/Lol underpants File:Valentines by VivzMind.jpeg - Author request Pizza god - absolutely stupid Insider tradingUser:Nicolassequeira/Bio-Dome - Unfunny, abandoned by author anywayalright sure then -alula
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