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June 29

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Оксипедия
UnNews:Barney dies 
Ali
Haukur
GoC
GoD
Örn
Michael connelly
Jimmy Nail
Tees
Crazy Little Thing Called Biddle
Category:Owned - unused/orphaned category 
Category:Lonely Retard - moved to Category:Lonely Retards
Category:List of People who need to STFU and stop killing puppies - empty/unused category 
--Found in Homosexual--
Image:Gay boy flood.jpg
Image:Jonathan.JPG
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Помагало
Frontal Lobe Jack
Users That Believe Darwin evolved from a monkey
Thewinekone
Caitlyn Sgro
Goldfish
Upside down
I want porn
Tom cooper
Nicky gladders
Boro
Otley
User:Manforman/sig2 - I request that a sig I proposed that I soon canceled after realizing it would be futile completing it should be deleted.
HowTo:chat up a woman - blanked by author who's gone into a sulk and seems to be leaving
Arcade fire
Firemaking- thanks, RuneScaper.
Goldfish
Dingle berry
Morrisey- vanity.
Template:Most racist pages. - Ugly
Littletiger
WikiNinjas They couldn't sneak around New Pages.
Vyacheslavanichkasankovichovsky the Long Named- more like Vyacheslavanichkasankovichovsky the Short Lived
Caitlyn Sgro- we don't care. Go away.
Zach dela rocha
Amanda Beard
Bunty- we don't care. Go away.
Today (TV Show)
Chris ingham- failed the Wikipedia test. Vanity.
Nirvarna
Darfur I find this redirect offensive. This would be better served as a full article.

June 28

Scarey
Tom Hansen
Dhaka
Meharajul Islam from QK
Creampie
Calligraphy
Cult of Boon - vanity; created by Boon
Streamyx
Forum/wiki/Forum:Village Dump/ Return of the spam.
User:MaxMangel - as per User's request 
Stinkpalm
Frank Peretti - improperly done and pointless redirect
Marshall Mathers - Complete crap. This page should probably redirect to Eminem.
The red paintings
Deasdaadfdf - requested by author. 
MC - No, Kalir, that was the author who vandalised it.
Lee Milnee - Creator's username has Lee in it. Not in wikipedia.
Kalimar
International Bakalaureate
Homicide
Euroipods/Testimonials
"Squirrel" as slang
The Terence- recreated vanity. (Actually, it has been recreated about 9 times now. CVP time)
Yijtkyhubivtoyir6d6ihbvkctrykltyjhgcnxgbdzsdfwgersdtyugkhgmcxnbzSWEArw5er67tyi8hkjvhoyfhdilgkdakhildfymnjoewa4GEzwhtgxckuiygk65 u.ig,k hgurf6y 9it.8u7;i9cl68vf gucykcgvn- wow, how dumb can you get?
Britney's pears
Mentally retarded
Peyote
Doit
Re-Up
Gonorrhea
Ebbit
RDX - please also delete the redirect Rdx
Ð and Đ- separate articles, apparently, but what's the difference? (Different languages)
Nintendogs
Ễ
Andrew Byrne- vanity.
Julianne Vignola- vanity.
Rebecca tickle- we don't care. Go away.
PlayStation 6
Eczema
Alligator- read HTBFANJS.
Jutt

June 27 is clever in its own way

International Association of Leg and Ass Men
Leah - vanity
Aspartame
Bad puns
South west trains
Camels toe
Cedigest - vanity
Heil
James tickle
Honey i shrunk the kids
BYOND
Destiny Hope Cirus
Darla Dimple - vanity
Neil Cicerieigigagfaiiagahjjdghfjhldasdfghjkl
Naruto Uzumaki
Churcher's college - school vanity
Tak
Three Men and an Adult Woman
Talk:I think I just ate your dog - orphaned talk page
Dimebag deserved it
Penislolz
Nathan thomas
Nathan thomas' mam
Adam-uncool
Forum:Village Dump/wiki/ONM forum/...online pharmacy advert, apparently. 
[1]- recreated redirect.
[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/index.php?title=Freckled_face&redirect=no- recreated redirect.
Koolland
Witch school
Cheese pudding and its brother Turkey pudding
RDX
Superdude
Image:Alfred, lord tennyson.JPG turns out I wont be needing this one.
How To: Taking a Shit
Image:Talk7star-FB42.PNG

June 26

User:Jocke Pirat/UnScripts:The Tenors <- Pointless redirect
Will Vandom
Ryan Ellis
Template:Shiningfix - redirect to Template:Shiningstub 
Template:SuspectSock - redirect to Template:Sock
Template:AccusedSock - redirect of Template:Sock 
Template:BadJPG - redirect of Template:BadJPEG 
Template:Bad JPEG - redirect of Template:BadJPEG
Template:Bad JPG - redirect of Template:BadJPEG
Nikola Vaptsarov
Blanked Page =O
Image:Bottleguy.jpg -- WARNING! NSFW!!!
Ed Helms

June 5-Square

Image:Churchill000.jpg found a better picture after I uploaded
User:Thekillerfroggy/Too late - scrapped PLS entry
Nathan gale
Autobots
Image:Piano karaoke bad day daniel powter.mp3
Category:Towns with a large number of issuses and they must been reconstructed,with it's citizens as well - mispelled duplicate of Category:Towns with a large number of issues and must be reconstructed, with its citizens as well
Category:Rotfloll33t1-1Ax0rn00bfr33k - empty/orphaned category 
Category:Cliché-based - duplicate of Category:Cliche-based 
Icelandic
JewTube
redirect
Forum talk:Village Dump/wiki/ONM forum/ - WTF?
Akito - Blanked by author.
Rdx Broken redirect; not orphaned, but please go ahead and delete it first
User:SU182/Windows Genuine Advantage - Is basically an older version of the article. Still protected as year-old PLS submission, and user is banned. Will VFD
Wilde:Windows Genuine Advantage - Only one quote, used only on the above where the template would have been better Will VFD

Jew 24

User talk:80.42.153.91
Haloism
Whorlocks
From under a dork's pee
Ultimate Being
Optomus Prime
Homicide
[2]  - double redirect
Jacoby Shaddix - poor spork of WP article
Barnet
Game:Do NOT click any links/click78
You die now- yes, you do.
Putain, Ça Craint
Coy brians
Dugan
Coaster
User talk:KWIOUT23 -- WP:DENY
DAVID RODDY
Jirachi
13 painful but rarely fatal sins
Holy penguin- if you're not sure, register and create it in userspace.
Genetically Altered Combusto-Melon
DCGS
Grand Theft Auto II- NO ICU! Just kill it.
Vcc- vanity.
Dhruva Raman- vanity?
Egypt
The Legend of the Rapist Gummie Bears- well, that's just wrong.
Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/UnNews:Famine_gets_popular_support_needed_to_nuke_entire_template_collection_on_Uncyclopedia Oops, created this just before I saw that Famine had told me not to.

23 Junited

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Crisps
Your penis
My penis
Adriana lima -- vanity
⌘
MN
User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/Desk - Mine. Be gone!
Shoop Da Woop - complete garbage and no construction template
Gerard Way - was redirected to CRP, now being edited again
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/SuperGrue/UniversebigbangBOOM
User:Pongo_Version_2/gamepad
User:Pongo_Version_2/navtest/getintobox
User:Pongo_Version_2/navtest/takebox
User:Pongo_Version_2/navtest
Yams(Random Insanity)
Combining Diacritical Marks -- appears to be corrupted absolutely
12 Year Olds Who Start Articles Then Abandon Them Because They Got Grounded

22 Junpers

Rihanna
Dirt - blanked by author after ICU
Bbbb
Template:Ballin2 - redirect to Template:Ballin'2
DJ F00P - copy/paste of Wikipedia article 
Eli Manning
TB
Dick Trickle
Tom sabin
My gym partner is a monkey
The Ass Man - author has requested deletion - see User talk:Cs1987. Also, copy of Ass Man.
Liam spears - Vanity
Category:Ye olde - Has one entry despite being 2 month's old.
Category:Buford Girlfriend - just no. May want to ban User:Buford's_Girlfriend for vanity. Just saying...
Ralph (magazine) - quaker instant article
Naruto Shippuuden - maundo ob sheet
Largest pile of cocaine
David Bain
WOOt- we already have this.
AACS encryption key controversy
Category:Presidents Who Were So Shitty They Left A Stench Wherever They Went - A useless category that has one person in it.
The letter a
Josh roberman
World's Largest Pile of Cocaine

21 Jun(e) Salute!

Callile Bouzaid - vanity
Panado
Xarroco
Brendon Urie
BoA
Telegu
Cannock The local council are threatening legal action. Perhaps it should be deleted!   I'd like to see them try! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 12:23, 24 Jun 2007
Chicken fucker - And you should check the edit history to see the fact that a certain user still vandalized after he reformed.
 The Scrum (sex position)
High rise terminal
OMGWTFLOLROFLMFAO
Centipedes
Littlekuriboh
Seth stephens
Ryan barrick
Virginia creeper
The Number 45
Image:Woman with bassoon.gif - uploader request - I made a better one here
Tartupaluk - copy/paste from Canada
Zulfadli Haziq
Shelfield sports and community college
Nick Bryant
Matthew Harris
James McGreevy
BMP
Armor For Sleep
Lazersquash
Real Jesus
Leopard Gecko
Cashews
Lalit
The Number 45
BBC Backwards Wales

June Funnieth, rhymes with twentieth. Pie.

Matthew Harris   
Air drums
=D
Image:632.jpg - gratuitous porn of a very dodgy sort.  Delete fast.
Michael yang
Test Page
Arcturus Mengsk
Laguna college
Dusty springfield
Nigga Jesus
Blame sarah - broken redirect
Berries and cream - broken redirect
Category:The Omega 13 - moved to The Omega 13 
Category:Heavy metal - created by mistake 
Chinese iinternet
Template:Template doc - created by mistake 
Template:Template doc page transcluded - created by mistake 
Crewe Alexandra - Vanity
Sarge776
Agent Viper
Brintey spears
Provi
Eclapulation
Lot's of neck skin
Taking names
Jonas 3 - {{Construction}} or not, this article doesn't have a chance
Simon draper
Smurf stacker - Uncyclopedia is not Wikipedia's personal trash bin
Jan koller - Vanity
Non-Euclidean Geometry
Kane
Category:SpongeBob SquarePant Uncyclopedia is not Wikipedia
Category:Bikini Bottom - Empty category
Cult of Mahlot - Vanity
Milburn - Vanity or crap. You choose
How can you become an astronaut ? - Unneeded redirect
HowTo:Be Obscenely Rich - Unneeded redirect
The Terence - essentially a copy of a CVP'd article.
Psycosis91 
Pokemon cartoon
Zac efron
Squids On A Plane
West Haven
Sam Walker
Roy Benavidez‎
Image:ITrip.jpg - Unneeded clone of a gif

You think you got problems - they gave me June 19th!

Category:Bodily function - merged with sommat else
Naked brothers band
Aldershot
Ritchie neville
‎HAI U GUYZ
Buttered-Cat Engine
‎Shoarma Initiative
Josh kinder
Yes!
Simulation
Red links won't work either, smartass
Osamabinladen@hotmail.com
NiGHTS
Little bear
Poopy
Shoop da Whoop
Shonky
List of half-life mods - Again? 
Rob
Dry ice
User:Dexter111344/UnNews:PacMan Wanted In Connection To Shooting - Moved the article to the mainspace, so this is an unecessary redirect now.
Alministrator - recreation of VFD
UnNews:Paris Hilton raped in jail
Air bud
The Glorious Commonwealth of Hell - author request
Tycho Brahe
Booby lashey
Vida Guerra
Leyindoria
Callam Molloy
Moron Television
How to hate emo- ick.
Montreal Screwjob
The star wars vietnam war

If only there was a way to make June 18th funnier...

Greatbearmd
Scarface the Made Engine
Sex-sexualism - ICUed
DJ F00P - WP spork
Unquotable: Infants
Will Neal - vanity, spork
SixtyNine - ICUed
Goatse Goggles - goatse links?
Ferard
My hands are bananas
Malays
101 Things do do with Salami - duplicate of 101 Things to do with Salami
James McGreevy - vain?
Team Anti-Huff
Keith Olbermann
Image:CTC.jpg
Template:Delete Pokemos sucks.
All Seeing Eye
BinDjin
UnNews:Man dies from throbbing asshole.
Senses Fail
[3] - redirect into userspace
Yu gi oh - useless fork of Yu-Gi-Oh
Henrike Yatta -  translates to HTTP Status 503: Service Unavailable 
Scissor sisters
You like teh penis lol
Dick The Shit-Request by Author, (it's crap, got a rude title and I'm writing a different one under Richard the Turd, which is the same guy)
Lined paper
Flamingos
Phillip collier
The Terence- essentially a copy of a CVP'd article.
SN
Randy Bugger/MyTemplate - now in userspace
Public Enemy Number One
Kilmacthomas
Gnarls barkley
Dr challoner's grammar school
Adam Forrest
Dr. Zaius
Terence- I know it's long, but it was made yesterday, by one IP, oh, and it's VANITY. - CVPed, finally.
Oak park
Infrared
HowTo:Be gay
Talk:How to stop Hunger
How to stop Hunger (alternative)‎ - Copy/paste from How to stop Hunger 
Laurinburg - Screw the "don't relist things below this point" template. This needs to be deleted now.
Gary larson - Screw the "don't relist things below this point" template. This needs to be deleted now.
Sonsofthesouth.com - Ditto.
John Bayona - Ditto.
Mubarak - Ditto.
Vincent lamport - Ditto.
Jim Boy - Ditto.
This and this- author request.
Beth ditto
Bfdd
Ronald Murray
Dancing milk
Cohesive and Unified Nukular Scion Endar Spire Internets Theory- junk.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...- lol. Die.
Queen Kristey of Whitman

Shine on, you Crazy June (Parts 1-7)

[4]- author request
Tim geary
Benjamin Snow
Ak5
Little Brother (tv series)
Time rift- why do these people think this kind of thing is funny?
The critic- that's actually kind of good.
Brendon Urie
Gary larson - admits it is an article of nothing!  How nice of it!
[5] A heartbreaking tale of unrequited love.
     Unfortunately, it's not funny and it has a plus in the title so can't be accessed normally.
Laurinburg
Emmanuel adebayor
Catagory:User bl - misspelt category 
Template:SH - template for shit that ironically didn't happen
SN
Plastic man
Game:A16
Tuna fish
Coon

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Alex barton- vanity.
Robert stephenson- vanity.
Christi campbell- vanity.
How To:Masturbate
Nylon conspiracy
Jew patrol- crap crap crap.
Really Stupid Books.
Silvia Night
Niggerific
Beam me up, Scotty
Phirrip
Super Jake
Mantelope
AdjutantReflex: //Hibernation...
Emachines-
What?
Cheap American Beer
Beer Pirate
Wrists
How to open a door
Lazer man
Trenton - Umm... "The Capital of New Jersey." Is that really the best you can do? Not funny at all.
Mega Lloyd

The day after June 15th

Orga
Christopher Robin
Rachel brown
Jim Boy
Rob Keogh
Immigrant song - inferior product of a concept identical to The Great Gig in the Sky, unneeded.
Running off
Schmorf
Andy the douche bag
List of half-life mods
Windows 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679... - ...
Heated records - vanity!
Jack off- this is the English wiki. Go away.
Shit sandwich
CLICK ON LEXUS, YOU FUCKTARD!- we already have something like this.
Bluegrass
Tanya rich
Vincent lamport
JahMarley & The Boys(Film)
JahMarley & The Boys
JahDey Wright- someone appears to be making lots of vanity.
JahMarley Wright
Mrs neave- nobody cares.
Captain Smirk's Big Salami Book
True fact
Placebotr
Mike Gravel
French Zimbabwe
Hats of power
University of Iowa
Smkdu - Wow, some people put a lot of effort into crappy vanity pages.
Philip Charles Rennehosser Duppelganger Miserbop Tubnubber Crupjumjigger Nibwob-Farasi
Talk:How to stop Hunger - redirect
Nana-plaza
Mubarak
Jit
Kristina + dave - another automatically redirecting page.
Terence - At least the third stupid creation, time for CVP I think.
Buttmunch
How to stop Hunger (alternative)‎ - Copy/paste from How to stop Hunger 
Morgan smellz
UnNews:Monoluoge of shylock (translated Blanked by author
This page does not exist- using any and all methods to get this killed.
Swedish Steamshovel- well, if you won't explain what it IS, then it isn't encyclopedic, isn't it? It's probably disgusting anyway.
Captain Fuckyou
Blood plasma- that's stupid.
Richard hobbs
Papa roach
Fraggle rock
Johnny Asscrack
Carlos Bonaventura
Lumpia
Copulated
Andrew chin
Irelandican Palace
John Bayona
SCSU'
Southern Connecticut State University
Tank tops
Sonsofthesouth.com
Dan forstinger
Paganini
Archie Bunker
TB
Dwayne Wade
Buttmunch
Weqrf24
Pistols for Pandas
Sexy men
The Cowboy State
Ass clown
Johnathon hancock- lern to speel.
Zeeky Boogy Doog
Gary larson- then write it yourself, and make sure it doesn't end up here. Or go to Requested Articles.

June 15- wow, lookit all the crap!

Typing Ran"Dumb" keys- randumb all right, and more cookiecruft. DIE!
Laurinburg
MSEA
Moronian
ECrimanals
The Male Code- Plagiarized. See talk page.
Silje
Kyrsten
Alex ateah
Colin Kelly Vanity I say.
Game:Pork/flound
omfg
Penis Euphemisms
Dundee united
Hello assholes go find a job you bum and get a life
Itty Bitty Titty Committee- third recreate, huff and CRP
No, it isn't- you forgot "funny".
Pwn u n00bz
Rand r dice
Arizona Diamondbacks
Blondie xoxo
Patheticism
Mighty boosh
Patrick Deuel
Wikipedia the Truth!- huff it! HUFF IT
Cameroon
Frizzy hair
Matt patton- vanity
Wenzel Clan
Edward Robinson- possible vanity, though at least someone can spell and use grammar.
Spider monkeys
How to make a page- WTF?
Vanessa Anne Hudgens- recreated
Guitar Gun
TiMi
Woo
Hunter-16300
Bruno
OddBall Likes Skittles
Shitting dick nipple
Cuziaintnohollabackgirl
Cuziaintnohollabckgrl
Devil370
Calilt Girl
This 70s Show
Insanity82
Quendology- vanity. Dumb vanity, at that.

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Ben Ooze
User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Mohhamedeatraisins/hallucn - Unnecessary redirect from page move
Leyland - in a five-article vanityshite series ( see below for the rest )
Anglofmetal - also vanityshite
Angel Of Metal - vanityshite
Dorfliedot - this was a userpage created in mainspace... i moved it, so kill the redirect
Runshaw College Rubbishy stub
Aerospatial

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Dildo Faggins
Sango broken redirects
Matryoshka "
Matroshka "
Matreshka "
Nesting doll "
User:Thekillerfroggy/Sergei Rachmaninoff
User:Leatherboundbooks/Stonewall Jackson
Skyler caravalho
Soul
Zac Efron
Blah blah blah
First Rule of Cheese
User:Capercorn/old - Deletion approved by Capercorn
Ralph Wiggum
Terence - Recreated VFDed vanity article, pretty much the same previous creation.
Nairn - Vandalised by author
Sabotage
User:Andorin Kato/Main Page- no longer needed
What the fuck is mediawiki
Tritium
Coconut Island
Minger- no ICU. Burninate.

Jvne XII

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User:Leatherboundbooks/Lawrence the Cable Gent
Henry jones
Guitar hero
Gaytar Hero
Fry Sauce
User talk:72.92.84.100
User:72.92.84.100
American eagle
INXS
Vindsus
Image:MOTHERLAND!!.pdf
An article that contains nothing but a full stop

Template:W
Template:Film - incomplete duplicate of Template:Infobox Film 
Template:Slink - redirect to Template:Slayerlink
Template:Paragraph stub 
Template:Jão Pedro Bezerra Socas
Template:Eric Cartman
Template:Muhammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
Template:Sheepfuckers
Template:Wren
Template:Zaphod Beeblebrox
Template:Langname lego

UnNews:Joe sargent
 Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliowgogogoch Rubbish
[6] unnecessary redirect
Mr.Smite
Super uber Unfunny tiny rubbish connected to Jason
Jason Tiny and not funny
Talk:Great Time Travel War of 1871/
Soul
Sexy Leather Pants
Seb
Pedoga
Horse shit
Gibbo
Fook
Cheez-it
Jake skate
Power Rangers
William childs

June Elevenses

Sexy Leather Pants
Kevin Chong
Columbia, Pennsylvania
Image:HOLYSHIT.gif
Front de la Liberation du Quebec -- I've moved the article, leaving this useless redirect.
Kwis
Cory fanclub
Forum:Village Dump/index.php -- it's attack of the spam again.
Matthew mulligan
Odyssic - RUBBISH ON WHEELS!!!
President of the World
Cupcake
Tim Stokman
Ian thorpe
Jennelaphasquid
Jew jokes
Fbu
Single Malt Whisky
[7]- unneeded redirect.
Britains got talent- Wikipedia copypaste.
Wallpapers
Brent
Ben demorett - We're sorry too.
Dem demorat
Holly
Line rider
[8]
Template:Slapuu
SCOTT
Arsene Wenger or Arsène Wenger - dopplegangers
Jorin

"Perfect 10" June

Jorge Saraiva
Forum:Village_Dump/index.php -- again
The Fall of Rome
Gnu klux clan broken redirect
Nigger quagmire
Fatwad - see below
Gary desarno - same IP creator as below
Drew van horn
Laguna College
White Power see 1st revision's edit summary
Image:20870107a2614382587b75091821l.jpg
UnNews:Woman, in hurry, runs down 25 at 70 MPH to reach Lincoln Memorial before it closed for the day.
Stella - vanity?
Blernsball
YOU"RE BREATHING LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. gartside
The futureheads
Lisa burke
Mozilla Pedobear
I hate you--fuck icu just kill it! 
Single Malt Whisky 
Mr ed
Silent Bob
Kaffer Racist in the extreme and not funny in any way
Kaffer Taxi Ditto, same editor
Soweto Racist, a few obscure "in" jokes
Those 2 big chimney things Racist rubbish
Gauteng Ditto
Pretoria Ditto
Father Devin - vanity

Super dooper ultra mega late 9th June header

Category:All Your Base - moved to Category:All Your Base Are Belong To Us 
Imperfect Famous People broken redirect
Fobernacles!!!
BACON!!! 
Computer shit Build up    
Little red drug dealer  
The horrors 
Barrington
Erasmus
User:Gert5/Everybody blames Gert5 - I demand the evidence to be destroyed -Gert5

I 8 June!

Bogger
Andrew chin
Captain Falcon
UnNews:Hugo Chavez shuts down TV station that criticized him replaces it with new one staffed by Rosie O'Donnell I wrote it, not funny enough. People started flamewars about it in the talk page. Better off deleting it, and let the critics have their way. I'd rather delete the article than fight over it anymore. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 05:57, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
Nick Lo's Witnesses
Image:Life172.jpg
Tizzle
10,000 years of darkness
NOS (soft drink) No.
Grue Slayer - SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE!
Latvija
Josh Ricker‎
Image:NO_MOMMY_BAD_TOtally_appropriate.jpg -- EWWWWW!!!!!
Letters
Forum:Index/
YOP
Yogo
 Martin Hunt 
Simon Bates vanity -- Not.
Roisin Morelli - Vanity.
The NHL on NBC flooding
Samir
Wolfee
Vincent Battista - Vanity.
Senators - Terrible.
Joey jordison - Vanity.
 Screaming Chickens
Senators
Senators
War of Worldcraft
The NHL on NBC
Edward Woodward
Ryan Boytana- vanity
David weaver‎ - vanity
Killer origami
Tel Aviv
Tygerphan4ever‎
Star Wars Episode II: The Math Journal
Letterfrack
Yerradoddipalli 
Alister Wynne
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL - redirect!
Enabling
Inaburra - Schoolcruft
Paco Leung - Slandanity
Michael rechstein - Vanity
Iron Man Song - Random
Sega Phoenix
Sudbury Secondary School - Schoolcruft
Queef
Hymen
Talk:Gonzo Journalism - redirect!
Halo 2
Julian kowal
Jimmys Mum
Enabling
Elzo
Michael Reichstein - Recreated
Alvon
Paco Leung
Atlanta Braves
George Bush Intercontinental Airport
Mike Pole
Angus little
Michael rechstein
Hutchinson
Mobius Loop 1
Mobius Loop
Sudbury Secondary School We don't care.
Andrew Bown We don't care.
Aidsman ICU'd
Grand Theft Auto: This Is A .44 Magnum, The Most Powerful Hangun In The World, And It Could Blow Your Head Clean Off. So, You've Got To Ask Yourself A Question: Do I Feel Lucky? Well, Do Ya, Punk!?
‎Bula
African Wild Ass
True runescape
Paris Hilton.
Doup
UnNews talk:Finland elects black president
Emo
1939 Uncyclopedia Flame Wars
Foot cheese
Anna's Story
Colton sexypants foo
Kerryn
Jarrad Brevi
Kitten burning
Arjy
Shanebob
Halo - Recreated again
Dragon Quest
OMG Kenobi
Eduardo
Nintenteachers

7 June (I can never think of funny date headers ( )

If you still do not find the article funny, that is probably because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. If you hadn't been so ignorant, then you wouldn't have needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place.
Bonnet Bay
 N.E.L.L.Y
Adolph
The Bishop Of West Anglia - broken redirect 
US military - broken redirect 
Halo 2 - broken redirect 
Aditya patel - broken redirect 
Halo 3 - broken redirect 
Broken Redirect - broken redirect 
Secratary - broken redirect 
Destroy A Planet - broken redirect 
Richard chamberlain - broken redirect 
Rick flair - broken redirect 
Black elvis - broken redirect 
Category:Bodily function - has been merged with Category:Bodily Functions
User:Thekillerfroggy/UnScripts:Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath: A farce in three acts
Forum:Village Dump/index.php 
Keegan Goerz 
List of SpongeBob SquarePants episodes
Kirk
Adam hinton 
Wampert
Mitchell jackson - so are you
Cowley Language College - schoolcruft
Pine crest school
Mr. abbate
Dannii
Your face warfare - blanked by author
HowTo: Skewer a Whale
Churchill People
Yasir
Dimitar Berbatov
Jesus in a Can Pty Ltd
Circuit
Ephialtes
St. Catharines - only content is construction tag
Harry Potter and the Stoned Sorcerer - someone ICU'd but doesn't seem redeemable to me
Kerguelen
UnBooks:In Pursuit of Parsnips: An Excercise in Political Folklore - old redirect.
In Pursuit of Parsnips: an Excercise in Political Folklore  - as above.
In Pursuit of Parsnips: an Exercise in Political Folklore - ditto.
User:Marblefluss/Stoner_High_School - spork of an old version of Stoner High School, no new content

Shit! Can't I just say June 6?!?!?!?!

This page shouldn't exist It really shouldn't
"To the back of the data bus with you!"
Hippo sex The person who created this is no older than 12.
Spermokinesis ...
Mecha-jesus
Kitten burning
Shit Happens/Religion
UnNews:"In God We Trust" removed from coins; new coins to say "Fuck God" -Needless redirect created by page move
Trivium - another spork
Liam firth
--Broken redirects--
Simple minds
Plasma (physics)
Albert lea
Bro Rape
Talk:Connecticut
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Bad drivers
Halo
Jonathan Powell
The War on Judaism
Matt Heafy - poor WP spork
William
Naughty article link
RAEP
Max Frankel
William the Conquerer
Biran parker
Brian parker
The maths crew
Casey Hoffman
Scott
Trinidad no it doesn't
Rhiannon
Fabio Abbattista - welcoming the article's subject... hmm
Laotians - wtf?
Image:Cruiser 2.JPG
Carlos Rico
Beal high school
Ebergy
Baff
William
Purple hippos
Galdi
Cory
John slavik
Leek
Blufufenschnerg
Gabriel the Archangel
Dolphank
Mrs Glynn
Stubs
Basilica 
Swamp Cooler 
Pleopard
Ryan baraniuk 
Estelle Getty 
Talk:UnBooks:Jimbo's Love Life: The Story of Wikipe-tan 
Jacques Houdek 
Zunetendo 
Friend zone
The National Dyslexics Association
Eli 
Chicken fucker  - Constructon tagged
Secret Santa - Too old for QVFD. Use VFD.
Nazi invaison of paraguay 
Scott
Image:Bobdobbs1.jpg orphan
Hawii
Mr biggles
The dang
One Night in Bangkok
Send in the Clowns
Sam klein
Stewarts Mum
Jesses Dad
James Kiss
Poll page
Halo

June 5's a coming— oh, he's already here

‎

BB
Joshar vermat 
‎Intrarectal digestion 
‎Brandon's mom 
‎Jesse Smith 
‎Weroguy 
‎Keith lau 
‎Yuna 
‎The dalles, Oregon 
‎Fook 
Category:Grue killer/logonElvis - empty/unused category blanked by author 
Category:Family Guy characters - duplicate of Category:Family Guy characters 
Wesley Philp
Michael hollins
Wombo
Blackmail
Vladîmùr Petraêrä
PlayStation 6
Neowookies
Marc hulme
CYA
Image:L d4c0a7af1d1b2eb1c0c344fcb08166f3dfd.jpg
Mr. Rotheray - vain?
Mytosis
Cory Jenneskens
6:00
MATTHEW GAAN
Kristiansand Zoo
Star Wars I: The Phantom Pennis...WTF 
Derek martinez--but I like that hot pic 
Carlisle
Georgie Parker--is cool
Teenagers who wear shirts of him, but don't listen to his music--Irony, racism like this cause the recent school massacre
Questions
Gavin draper
Hyperthermia
William
Dead people
Captain Falcon - Recreated article after failing on VFD, not improved one bit.
Hyperthermia
Joe Reynolds
Sandra ozog
Hawai
Imp
Forum:Jason Hallameya Retires From a Life of Crime
Talk:Turkey twizzlers
Mallory trent
Grue Hitler
Template talk:Apple/
Keith Lau
UnNews:Fucktard
Mad McFenella of McMadshire
Neopets.com
Danmark
Jeremy Goldstein
(:
Talk:Legend_of_Zelda:_The_Wind_Waker - TALK REDIRECT!
Bryan Wyskiel
Sophie Hilbrand
Copying
Black Elvis
Franconius Presticles
Sundae
Medabots
Combine harvester
Ukrainian girls
Tim bass
Ashley parker
MurphyConor
Alexander bakker
Dyaran bansraj German vanity
John Reyno even more vanity
Jakes mum vanity
Sophie donaldson vanity
Martin casey
Daramalan College recreated.
Daramalan college meh... vanity
Allan gregory poe
Joe pesci as per Codine's mum
Carlos Zambrano vanity
Pat lord vanity
Kevin McFadden as per UN:VAIN
Sunburn yes it does
Borås
Scott Beetham vanity (more presents)
West Moreton Anglican College vanity
Nick frisby as per Codine's mum
Kinsella as per Codine's mum
John Hallam vanity
Whittam vanity
Boon
Raffles Institution
Colt m4
Tim baconi vanity
Greg Lear
Bryan Sveinson

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Chris's Fat Cat
Billy Talent Vanity
Carina martinez - Fails Codine's mum
Image:Hersheysquirts.jpg - Shock Porn (tubgirl). Remember to ban the uploader.
Gary's mom 3
Gary's mom 2
09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0 - block from remaking
Adam davies
User:Zombiebaron. Admin Impersonator
User talk:Zombiebaron. Admin Impersonator
Glue stick
The muppets go to neverland ranch
Bronni
lolcat - shite
09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0

4 June's a jolly good fellow

Ka-boom
Eddie Holland
Daniel Brian
Laurence lacoon Williamson
Andrew hOGAN
2moons
Toy Story 4 - one-syllable wonder
Brandon Jones - watch this - being re-created after Olipro huffed it
Alex marrone
Katie Price A.K.A Jordan
Wanka
Melon head - crapathon
The Frank Family - crapalicious
Old Man Smacka Ho-Ho-Ho 
Killer Sloths
Chris abrahams
Pleeee
Frazer Smith
Tadeusz Kobus
Dyers Eve
Tadeusz Kobus
Gary's mom 2
Gary's mom 3
Grännaskolans Riksinternat
Tiberius
Wheelius Binus
‎Should
Kate tracy We don't care.
Gordonstoun
‎General Failure
Victor laranja We don't care.
The ballad of reading Gaol
Linden
H.S.E.F
Mt colah
Sharia Doesn't really make sense.
George spencer One of the longer of the recently created vanity articles. Still, We don't care.
‎Wmp.dll ??? - suggest merge or redirect to Windows Media Player; so tagged (wmp.dll is a component of Windows Media Player)
‎Daughtry A message to the creator of this article: READ THIS ONE FIRST!
Waitakere
RUSSIAN COSMONAUT VODKA DRINKERS UNION Ummm... What?
Jai If you want to play around with the mad libs templates, use this page.
Xenomix
Labrador Retriever
‎Dogs on acid I don't care about that construction tag. Even if it is finished, it'll still be crap.
Dick Cheyney
The house on mango street
Graham Chapman
Sebastian divivo
Crying over spilled milk
LSL School
Yall
Let Go
Kate tracy
Bobby Bator
Nathan Jervis
Should
Islands are the shit
Mia disease
Summer camp
Slaughterhouse
Leprechans
Ö
Any letter you sent Santa Claus
Imploding
Daihatsu

3 June 3 June 3 June 3 June 3

UnNews:Liberal
Zombie pizza
Naturism
John Snow
Naruto: The Final Frontier
Maddie frick
Skitchell Mipsey
2 dollar shop
AGMA
Chris abrahams
David lahoud
Gabriel santos
Mason fahim
John bayssari
Evil Abe
Goober
Nintenkangaroos
Home improvement - copy/paste of Wikipedia entry  since rewritten 
Uncyclopedia:IP of the Month - what
Image:Suic3.jpg already uploaded, not needed
Unis
Translink (Northern Ireland)
Greg Parker
Category:Orgin - empty/unused category 
Category:Commonly used phrases - empty/unused category and duplicate of Category:Phrases 
Lashley
DELETED!
Image:Ass-Plode.jpg - Shock image; now orphaned
Wild honey pie
Croydon
Wikipedia administrators
Smiljan

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UnNews:In today's news martian invaders moved into Jeorge Bush's ass and are refusing to leave
Chinamen
Gay Russian vampire porn
Game:The QUEST/Castle/1 Relatively worthless game page.
Automail
Herman edwards
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/Chuck
Game:Grueslayer/save3/kitten
Mongoose boy
Cat scan
Vectorworks
Ted danson
Spartan laser
Leroy Broken redirect
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/secretagents/cabinright1 Just some n00b's stupidity
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Johnson City
User:Deon_Steyn - nasty userpage created with the same name as a Wikipedia user; please block user and delete userpage.
User:Zaian - nasty userpage created with the same name as a Wikipedia user; please block user and delete userpage.
Madeleine Mccann
Gregor bedrač
Engadine
Xin-Yu Liao
Metapods (from Pokemon)
Eddy
Ben Thomas
Hummer
This page does not exist
Vermilion
Beer Belly Bob
Stuart millar
Meet the Robinsons
Wonking
Cave story
Bob and george
Blendtec
Finding Nemo
Doubleplusuntruecollectfulbooks
HOW TO CREATE A PAGE? - complete replica of ErieVern (<- not up for deletion)
Ack - on second thought, i might be able to use this 
Grueslayer/PvP/secretagents/cabinright1
Jeefberry
LeBron James - Slandanity
Trioka
Triumverate
Voltron. 
Computer Viruses - recreated 
UnNews:UFO Fil gets Fucked by Aliens
Mr. C - author request and admit it was slandanity
User talk:JASONHALLAMEYA - talk page of a sock that I accidentally welcomed, I'd feel extremely dirty if this isn't deleted.
Ted danson
Spartan laser
Vectorworks
Cat scan
Jeff Corwin
Psychiatrist
Cocksucker
Beer and hookers

Fly me 2 the June

Iron fist
Mark the racist
Leroy - broken redirect
Denny Crane
User:The Thinker/cBOG - not needed
MegaMan NT Warrior
Bcot
Jonathan Huang Vanity. - erm, its hardly vanity, its about User:Chronarion P But its still shit and needs huffing.
ICT Group                    \- You're forgetting that Chronarion isn't actually notable outside here, ergo vanity
FPSBanana - vain forumcruft
Morrissy
The Fifth Element
Halloumi
Paedophile tom
Cansei de ser sexy
List of SpongeBob SquarePants episodes - copy/paste of Wikipedia article 
PvP
Breaking benjamin
Tommy
Your Mom In Bed
Pc advisor
The United Glorious Supreme Socialist Soviet Republic of Wales
HowTo:Be Randon and its talk: We have HowTo:Be Random, worse version. (noticed when I tried to move it, and typo'd).
[9] - talk page redirect
Belozoglu emre
Cystus profileses--Does not deserve ICU--Please Kill!!!
Tim arthur
Mindstorms
Smooth Hermans
Rules of irony
Chelo
Grand Theft Auto IV
UnNews:Jesus wins Facial Hair of the Century award
Tyler wagner - vanity
Samwell
Cystus profileses
Andy jorgensin Vanity - content is "Andy is gay"
SPM
Possum rectum
Sweeds
Mr. Benjangles
Oedipus Complex
HowTo:Kill Yourself through Depressurization
Xin-yu liao
Tl;dr
Gravy
Babble
Eddy
Image:383939066 m.jpg
Indianere
Homosexual conversion virus
Vancouver Canucks
Mrs barnhart - vanity
The day before The Day After Tomorrow - content is "ZOMFG"
Leapy lee
Glen camble
Wikipedia's non-article about red links
Public toilets
2moons
GPU
FUCKING HELL
-1
Rocket donkie
Keith Moon

Juno has received 1 call

Ya mum jokes
Nintenkangaroos
H.A.M - nonsense
Ben Thomas
User:The Thinker/Archive 2 messed up talk archive; page not needed
Category:Pages_part_of_project_Everything - unused, and not going to be neither.
--Author request. -Alksub--
Frat
Image:Recorder.png
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Recorder
Tailgator
Cyclic vomiting syndrome
X Chromosome
Trapdoor
Chatbot
Image:Trapbefore.jpg
Image:Trapafter.jpg
Halting problem
Data compression
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Playpark
Skeet boarding
Joshua Goldsteinbergawitz
Opium War (Video Game)
Scott Gelber
Barny
Garbage Can
T-rod
Recycling bin
Cocteau Twins
NAACP
Tommy B
Indian hills
Light Beer
Buddy rediger
Todd Holden
Challenge team
Merbien
Merbein
User Talk
Template:VFH_test - unused, created in 2006 so presumably test is over
The Ugly Stick
Rim job
Teen girl squad
ICSS
Electric triangle
Joshua Goldsteinbergawitz
MUDKIP
Scooby Snacks
Spiderman 4
Mega Man Battle Network
Tsk
Paint chips
Bling-bling - one Bling is enough..
Yim yim
Chris ho
Trees Ozzy Osbourne has attempted to hire for his band
Peter Canavan
Atech
Spiderman 3
A sixth grader
Sky sharks - People who create articles with only a construction tag need to be destroyed.
Image repository
Jacob Alexander- markismvagina
Åland
African Sleeping Sickness
Blood and Guts
Rob rolfe
Kris granade
International Bakalaureate
Seven Sisters Falls - we're gunna have the whole map soon..
Rolls
Gaud saraswath brahmin
Black people conventions
Adsdasd
Coorong National Park- Wikipedia copy/paste with some crap thrown in.
Coorong - and the equally tragic little brother
William marsh rice- we already have this.
Niddad's Hash House
Carl Butt
Image talk:Mp-1.jpg - ?!?
Grand Theft Auto IV
Katharine McPhee
Roi the cat - Blanked by author
Bensonist Ninjastar
Llama Ninjastar
Venus

May 31 be with you

Category:Sockpuppets of Braydie - created in error 
Category:Sockpuppets of Zana Dark - created in error
Category:Sockpuppets of Metropolisforever - created in error
Category:Sockpuppets of Tompkins - created in error
Category:Sockpuppets of Brayds2006 - created in error
Category:Sockpuppets of Bradaphraser - created in error

Bigfoot's wife the Abominamal SnowBitch
Loop-de-loop Double redirects
Poop loop
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/Joe
Tucker
Qrfln
The Legend of Jaspal Supra
Starfire
Bourgeoise L337
J.f.k.assanation
Category:Mad Dub Pimps - empty/unused 
Category:Idiocracy - empty/unused and seems to have been created as an article   
Category:Deletenow - empty/unused and may be wrong namespace or duplicate category for the speedy deletion of articles ? 
Category:Uncyclopedians from Uruguay - duplicate of Category:Uruguayos 
Category:South america - duplicate of Category:South America 
Category:Slut - moved to Category:Sluts 
Jewbacca
Oi
Pennridge high school
Word to word story - We HAVE UnStory.
Dipsy
Balogna
Francis Bacon
Rostrevor college
Tobias damman
Johnson City
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Chris ho
World War XVI
President of the World
Josh carthew
Daniel st flour
AC Milan
Maxime
Yim
Aylisha shaw
Kaz
Stefan triana
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/dd
Delete At Your Own Risk Do I get pain? Yeah, no.

[insert "May 30" tasteless joke here]

pointless redirect
pointless redirect
Tom Nichols
Habbo
Image:Untitled-1 copy.jpg - unused, vanity
Steve hofstetter
Magical Trevor
Flammable- third recreation, please CVP
Lesbian monkeys
Super Gay Jizzing Pussy Napoleon
Klinefelter
Category:Bands that were created by two people fucking
Game:Valthar
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/dd
Maggie kelly -- thank you for making me go blind with your horrid copy-paste of a website's source code.
--Relists--
Game:Zork/policefight1_1
Game:Zork/policefight1_2
Game:Zork/policefight1_3
Game:Zork/policefight1_4
Game:Zork/shootnorris
Game:Page 8005
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Abbie hoffman
Democratic Republic of Moria
Adolf hitler -- redirected
Step across the ej - spammy
Alex Beitzel
Jaron williams
Kiefer Sutherland - text yanked from Jack Bauer - out
Jodi picoult
Outer Space - conflicts with Outer space, unmergeable -- redirected
Collingwood magpies
Wheelius binus
The welsh congo
Moomoo The Cow
Rape Johnson - spork of Wikipedia:Rape - burn
unused redirect
Qwertyuiop -- it was vandalized; I reverted it
Aaron
Democratic Republic of Moria
Fytu
Sub zero deleted by scorpion
Blake
Victoria Silvstedt
Dillon
Kirk
Surper man
People everyone hates
How to:Vandalize Wikipedia/Stop
Cda
A-wag
RickRoll
Rick Roll
UTD - broken redirect 
Drum - broken redirect
Boss - broken redirect
Man d'eau cactus - broken redirect
Fallen angel - broken redirect
All my children - broken redirect
Asp.net - broken redirect
Putman - broken redirect
Howto: Anal Probe - broken redirect
HowTo: Anal Probe - broken redirect
Boss Fight - broken redirect
Talk:Boss Fight - broken redirect
Category:Sex Toys - duplicate of Category:Sex toys 
Category:Sandbox - empty/uncategorized  
Isabel Manahan
JAK
Grand Theft Auto XXX: Red Light District
Stefan triana
Aaron
Ivan Allu
Tampere/picture of venni3.jpgk title
Alan de la parte
Ivan Allu
Susquenita
Alex Beitzel
Step across the ej
Bitch nigga
North American Hippo Society
Chris bain
Joshua Geerlings
Oag
Bruce kim
Christian Science Monthly
Mc-Third-World-Children-Who-Fell-Into-A-Blender
Warring Factions
Anthony D'angelo
Brandon drgraff
Piggies
Din
Suka
NIck Elling
Aliens for a free nation
Club Med
Sacred heart university
Talk:Life at CSA
Life at CSA
Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
"Allan Gregory Poe"
Munawar ali rind
Quebec's secret plan and the rest of canada - Second listing - please ICU if not deleted
Moonbase - Second listing - please ICU if not deleted
$$$
Image:Safetysalamanderpic.JPG
Riley
Nicholas
Jeremy
Alt f4- I'm honored that you mentioned my article. But, unfortunately, this is shit.
Alex janusz
Griffin
Derek Zoolander- I guess that makes me a dick.
Tgs
Chevy
Black mc black
Woka- some dumb IP went on a vanity spree. Great.
Bridget
CGGS

The twenty-ninth day of this fifth month of May in the two thousandth and seventh year of our Lord Jesus Christ

Michelle
Soulegal
Game:Grueslayer/echobase/turret Crappy Grueslayer page i will fix after its huffing.
Spenser robbins
Top Jimmy
WWW.FBI.ORG
Sonny ahluwalia
Beer Pirate
Sicko
GGEEYY
Dranreb 
Liam - Unnecessary Disambig, 3/4 pages mentioned are CRP'd for Vanity
Byond - spork of Wikipedia:BYOND
Mr. Amt
OMG Kenobi
OMG KENOBI
Wisniewski
Jaws
Propeller
BLEH!!!, BLEH!!, BLEH!, and BLEH
Trisha 
Mayerthorpe
Xyzzy 
Scott wolf
Baldy 
Brian williams - smells like facts
Salma Hayek 
Kebabs 
Stamp act 
%$
UnNews:Killer Teddy Bear Terror
Orangina
Category:Why eveyone hates Americans - duplicate of Category:Why everyone hates Americans
Category:Your mom - duplicate of Category:Your Mom 
Beoblob
Brussel sprouts
Godwin's law
Best articles
0000
Tom keys - Vanity crap.
Vinny - Er... spam?
Naggers - Rubbish.
Brussel sprouts - One word wonder.
Nody - Vanity crap.
Matt payne - Vanity crap.
Orrin pilkey - Vanity crap.
Neo-Communism - One word wonder.
Donnie Darko - One line wonder.
Somalions - Unfunny racism.
The Popular Democratic People's Republic of Korea
Yishyene - terrible.
Dan Kator - Vanity crap.
Callum swain
Game:Pick_Up_The_Phone_Booth_And_Aisle:AYB - unlinked
Connecthedots
Nickey Wire
Cool people- yeeeeah. That's why you're here writing this crap.
David Boon
Orrin pilkey
Matt payne- junky
Donnie Darko- junky
Neo-Communism- junk
Nody- more vanity
Michael pippin - vanity
Dylan gray
Victoria justice
Banicle
Cmdrtaco
Callum swain
Burnsville high school
Nightmare
How to keep an idiot busy- we already have this
How to keep an idiot busy 2
Fat cats
Pete's a fag- WTF?
[10] double redirect
Pine crest school- vanity, recreation
Craig fowler
Talk:HowTo: Recognize and Fight a Boss without Loosing your Last Life and  HowTo: Recognize and Fight a Boss without Loosing your Last Life
Gangsters
Image:Caley Students.jpg
Incomplete Article - contested; seems like a good idea to me
Incomplete Page - contested; ditto
Ct
Objection
Caps lock-- no, stupid crap like this annoys me.
Bumblebee tuna
Bat Fink
Marijewana
Red Vs Blue
Fagot
Happy Tree Firends
Game:Zork3/Gornuniya v.Nerd 1 - Not orphaned, but not written as a proper Zork page either
User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Userreqlink - Author request; I'm certain it's orphaned now
Xyzzy - redirect to Game:Zork maybe?
Janez jansa

28 Mays Later

Reading (Skill) - copy of Reading
Marijewana
--Relists--
UnNews:Your mom
Marissa
UnNews:Matt
[11]
Image:Dick head.gif
[12]
Image:Tim23.JPG
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Purt
Old revisions need vanity check. Image:Image.jpg
Andrus Unzip
Fist Of Doom-Page 2
Hamachi
Monkey raper
A kitten
Ian watkins
Bend over
Talk:Russia/
Matt Malizia
Hand guns
Risto
Gmail
Westlife
[13] talk redirect
IBox 180
Dofus
Ginger kids
Max Monahan - vanity
Winnie the pooh on drugs too 2:Mr. Snuggles Returns
Talk:Unda_Construction - abandoned talk page
Grand Theft Anal
User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Userreqlink (author request) - Um, it should now be orphaned. Also, it's in my userspace, so db-userreq is correct

May 27

Image:Safety salamander template.JPG
Game:Game Online/Multi Player/Jesus/S1/rapture- while we're on the subject of futures...
Creamy Grue
Dare devil- looks like a copy/paste from somewhere.
Bang howdy
Talk:HowTo:Bug your teacher
How to:Bug your teacher
UnNews:Your mom
Splinter Cell Double Agent
Bryant Gumbel- goodness, we sure get a lot of crap.
Buffalo sabres
Nosferatu Nuns
Catholic Priests
Vagina belly- ew.
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The Hell Outta Here- okay, so I want to re-list an article I improved, and I need the old Pee Review page out
of the way. I already copied the contents to the article's talk page, so it's all ready to be deleted.
That guy in the trench coat
Gay Emo Fag
Har har
Severe penis shredding
DD- find the funny in this waste of space.
Roulette
M:List of Uncyclopedias
M:How to start a new Uncyclopedia
Asshat
Joe Walker
Self-mowing lawn
Gasdfasdgaewf
Talk:Gasdfasdgaewf
Gasdfasdgaewf
Talk:Gasdfasdgaewf
Hunky junk
Mc Chris
Image:15384092a2054208719b151053636l.jpg
Image:TOOOBY!!!!Gavin.jpg
Image:IMG 2886.jpg
Game:Pick_Up_The_Phone_Booth_And_Aisle:AYB - not funny.
Game:Zork/catflap - no, really, it's unlinked. C'mon, just delete it already.
Game:Zork/callforhelp
Game:Zork/catflap2
Game:Zork/bandage
Talk:The_British_Class_System - talk page redirect
Game:Zork/waronheaven2 - seriously, why?
Johannian
User:Andorin Kato/exvfd-- created a prototype template for articles that survived VFD. Abandoned the idea.
Aff-- remember, people, put new QVFD pages on the top.
Realgm- well, if we can't touch the site, we'll at least blowtorch the page.
Moses's mother
Joseph leung
Wugs
Kart rider
Tatu
Pizza Pockets
St Peters Lutheran College - vanity
Keeley_hazell - wikipedia cut & paste
Fluff Daddy - vanity?
Cockfaced
King Kong v. Superman
Lonnie - vanity
The truth about Asperger's Syndrome
????? - ripoff of AAAAAAA!
Sir thomas richs
Tom fox

May I have 26 in the hole?

Goodthink
Michael Johnson
Gragg
Root beer
This page is a fake page caught between existence and non-existance only ever visited by you, Chuck Norris and several other scientologists
Kate Fischer
Sarnia
Ron kuby
X-Men 3
Tom fox
Blar.
Mayerthorpe
Where The Wild Things Are
Beat It To The Limit
Gay And Lovin It
Bigger Isn't Always Better
Gay Boyz
Well-endowed
Coleslaw
Brent_corrigan
Roll.exe
White Chocolate - Second listing on QVFD. Please at least do something with this.
Neumann
Sjoerd
Shoop da woop
Reading school
Jack wildman
A wheelie chair
Yanni
Tinky Winky assassinated
The George Bush Administration
Template:Estragon123.gif
Template:Show
Roll.exe
Coleslaw
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click1000002
Game:Page DE38
Dani C. - slandanity
Template:Porker
Image:Image081.jpg
Template:Nerdy
Template:Spine Breaker
Image:Spine Aspirin.gif
Paul panis - slandanity
The Black Plague
Bro Rape - duplicate of Bro rape
Infidel Castrated - duplication of Fidel Castor
Honkey Kong
Main Page/Anaheim Angels
All the World's A stage (album)
Elmdale School
Hors
Unicum
Nuntucky Stock Exchange
E.T. the game
Nam Hyun-Joon

May Twenty fifth? No, he may not

Amanda Palmer
6sic6maggot
Fresno - ...
B4TTLEMOOSE - Lame.
Bummer
Jerry ferry
Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Sfksdlfjsdfjklsdjrl
Depressed army
The Black Plague
Chucklefish 
Athiesm
Kevin's Mom
Wall rat
Boiler room
Giraffes that fly backwards 
She-bear - One-line wonder.
Dwight Townsend-Gray - Vanity
Cattle Decapitation - Does not deserve to live.
Jordan johnsen - One line wonder.
Kyrsten
Leo
Matt
Teddy Ruxpin
Koch - dogging his friend
Moonbase - one-quote wonder. 
Aaron herting - one-liner
Ohio state - One-line wonder.
Dwight Townsend-Gray - Vanity.
HowTo:Take a dump - One-line wonder.
Skool - Unfunny stub.
This stub does not exist - Self explanatory.
Bungo - Unfunny stub.
The Answer to The Ultimate Question Of Life, the Universe, and Everything  - No.
An article that contains nothing but a full stop - Terrible. Blarch immediately.
Florø
Game:Zork/catflap - really unlinked this time
Game:Zork/callforhelp
Game:Zork/catflap2
Talk:The_British_Class_System - redirect
Siswe
Kúka
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Ben macioce - Vanity crap.
Irving Oil - One line wonder.
National Pork Products Day - Rubbish.
Del Piero - Rubbish.
UnNews:Scientists Site Cartoon Couple as Cause of Weird Marriage Pattern- redirect page.  Another 
    member renamed the article due to spelling error, so this was the original title.
West iredell high school - Vanity crap.
Terd nuggets and Talk:Terd nuggets - Gibberish.
Johannian - Vanity crap.
Computacenter - Eh?
Lewis hanson-viney - Vanity crap.
Human body - One line wonder.
Bogans - Vanity gibberish. (makes a change from saying crap all the time...)
Jeff Herd and Image:Njkonkjp.jpg - Vanity crap.
Bro rape - Rubbish.
The Unknowable Theory - Rubbish.
Battlestar Guadalajara - "hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Reflexionist - Vanity crap.
Catcat - Rubbish.
Hallucinogen
Azn
Triple Dutch - Rubbish.
Marissa - Vanity crap.
Sctornado - Erm... foreign vanity crap.
Tane thatcher
Stas Likane
Human body
David Burns
What the crap
Battlestar Guadalajara blah
user:Shandon/Pooh -- idea was rolled into The UnUsual Suspects after stalling PLEASE HUFF!--Shandon 13:03, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
Reflexionist - It's called spamming... I think
Catturtle
[14] talk redir
Jewish asians -- recreated crap
Bonzi Buddy - recreation of VFD
Anti-Bonzi - copy-paste of Anti-Grue
Helix-it - vanity check for top-quote
UnNews:Matt
Jewish asian
Ahab
Wior
Turkish war of independence
Debt
Image:Dick head.gif
Rakhitha Karunarathne
Turkish war of independence
Glass yo-yo- a glass yo-yo made from cardboard? Gee, that's funny.
Nima
Jack Blaydon
Daniel Morkel
Kevin yusuf
Josh dawson
Talk:IMDb (internet group)
Shaboomboom - Going nowhere
Talk:IMDB and Talk:IMDB (internet group) - Double redirects
Fatalism
Mohammed Al Fayed Broken redirect.
Wikipedia War on Vandals
Aragorn
Leopard
Leonard chang
Tim liu
Paaaaaaa
Pwntang
Brad collard
Chullet
Mayerthorpe- and if you weren't so dumb, you wouldn't be writing this trash.
The meaning of the number 12
Thermatology
History of josh
Quebec's secret plan and the rest of canada and Quebec's secret plan 
Disk Read Error
This page is a fake page caught between existence and non-existance only ever visited by you, Chuck Norris and several other scientologists - CRP
Tinky Winky assassinated now a stupid one liner that began life as a copy-and-paste of unnews article.
Jeff Davis
United States of Rock

The final episode of 24 is airing this week!

Top cat
Quakers
Pirinja
Rush (album)
AHA
World War Z 
Matt primrose - Vanity garbage.
Gabber - Stupid.
ARGH MY EYES! 
Stumpy2
Matt
Dan The Russian
Dinosaur
James earl
Terry montelibano
Jeff Davis
White Chocolate
'brothah' 
Halo2
Cicada
George vasquez
Jorge "joto" vasquez
Mgs
Nationally Elected GangstaOrganizizzle
The Dawn of FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOM
Chinja - admitted crap
Image:Chatsworth-1911.jpg - Hey, guess what? It's goatse!  That's new and shocking, right?
Lødingen - One-line wonder.
SCTornado - Vanity Garbage. Option: Sctornado - in Romanian!
Ballroom blitz - One-line wonder.
Ryan Cox Stupid and way too random.
Laws of North Korea
Alun Wines - Terrible speling, unfunny rip-off of Gay.
Newport pagnell - Terrible one-line profanity stub. Huff it. Please.
Random Cusswords - Not funny.
Matt Wieringa - Just dumb.
Rudy schwartz
Tielt-Winge 
Taylor Anderson
Mr anderson
UnNews:President Bush discovers Elfen Hertiage - dumb and a mess
UnNews:A Unaminous senate names "Maroon 5" the worst band to hit American air waves - empty
Pete Wentz
UnNews:American Idol Butchers Beatles - empty
Jeg har en padde, men den er ikke gul. men den er fortsatt padde
NIcole - oh, the horror.
Template:He gets more pussy than you.
SCRIVEN
Pink Half-Yoda - One-line wonder.
Canon Slade - Vanity crap.
DGEmu - "This article if full of fail." - the single line in it is a good summary.
Bloodlust - Vanity crap.
Gustave Workout - Spam?
Jordan Alsagoff - Vanity crap.
Dekar - Vanity crap.
Joab Loh - Vanity crap.
David Toska - Rubbish, possibly vanity crap.
San Fernando Valley - GOATSE alert! I didn't look any further. (such things lead to internet bans at college, hence my hastiness)
Fingering - Rubbish.
Capacitor - Rubbish.
Sproule - One line wonder.
Mcjob- My eyes!
Jervis dean - Vanity crap.
Mastdon (band) - Vanity crap.
Ghost nigger - Extreme nonsense.
Happy gas
Game Boy Advance
Aaron ying
Mouse Balls- that's... gross.
Happy gas- happy this.
Max Monahan-Ellison
Shortland
Teddy Ruxpin
Brad Rush
Matt Monacelli
Quadpod
Can i have your soul?
Bhumibol Adulyadej
Richard Micheal Hernandez
Vinny
Senses fail
Buddy Keeler
The Canada's secret plan and the redirect it redirects to and what that redirects to.
Black Ronald Mcdonald
Weenis
Very Expensive Sharp And Pointy Thing I want to stick it in the creator.
Jackson Young VAIN! The creator is Jackson Young.  VAIN!
Qubo
King Tool
Uncyclopedia:Cursed - useless redirect, moved to BHOP
Bhumibol Approves category - Stupid
Another similar category
Tammy
McLean High School
OMG PONIES Nobody cares about your fetish about ponies.
Michael Mann

May we be (twenty) free

Bang
Camden Munson
Tom Anderson
Manny Ramirez
Category:Paletine
Cookie poo
BKS
Cripple
George w bush
Gay fag
Piggy119
Lemmon head
Begining of time
Anti-Chuck Norris
The Good the Bad and the Ugly-- no, it sucks.
Trinidad and Tobago
Mat Schur
Louvin brothers
Ayatollah
Julian Aichholz
My big penis
Scary lady - This is the 4th or 5th time this has been made, I think. Should be CVP'd?
My Chemical Romance (Band) - HD: leave this for ICU. We could convince the author to stop vandalizing the original MCR and place her ideas there.
Dru
Jackson 5‎
D.A.R.E
The ice war
Whip noob
Sarah Geronimo - Horrible. 
Connah fearnley
Forum/wiki/Forum:Village Dump/
Audition PH - Vanity crap. Format and most of the lines are rip-off from the Philippines article.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Andrew argyle - Vanity crap.
Ukrainian girls‎ - One word wonder, some idiot will probably put porn on it later.
Tomos - Vanity crap in gibberish form.
Sven - Vanity crap.
Talk:Dom manifold Vanity crap spork. Article page is CVP'd - this should be too, judging from it's content.
Jake the ginger-nut‎ - Vanity crap.
Lewis Knox - Vanity crap. (recreated as HATE HATE HAT, redirecting)
Shannen bound - Vanity crap.
Karl Malone - Vanity crap.
James hemshall - Vanity crap.
Unicum - Rubbish.
Tom vecchione - Vanity crap.
Kamikaze Air National Guard Unit - One line wonder.
Kaizer Chiefs - One line wonder.
Supernaturally Gorgeous - vanity of the worst kind
Haja (and its image, Image:Beer.jpg)
Black China
Please delete these unlinked Zork pages:
Game:Zork2/CH1drag
Game:Zork2/dontdrag
Game:Zork/catflap
Game:Zork/callforhelp
Game:Zork/catflap2
Game:Zork/donewbrom
Game:Zork/pry
Game:Zork/pry2
Game:Zork/poleonhook
Game:Zork/keybath/shower
Game:Zork/keybath/openwithskull
Game:Zork/keybath/openwithkey
Game:Zork/keystab/enter_bathroom
The giggle loop
Ms (Hitler) Thomas
Michael Woodridge
Blake llewellyn
Jay Flood
Isaak malone
Marine
Moose-sniffer
Reel big fish
100Reasons - and the image it contains.
Mario sports
Sriram govind
User:Capercorn/Battlefield 2 - I never have worked on it, it was VFDed, kill it please

We May twenty, too!

Last of the sumer wine - Sucks, AND is signed by IP.
Pat
Orange bastard
Cartoon sex - one-line stub. Not funny, either.
Skateboard Wars
Binary star
Alecia Gagné
Template:This Article is Creg justified
War of Worldcraft 
Scary lady - It was a redirect to a certain user's user page, but I removed the redirect. Now   only needs to be deleted.
SnowDog
Scary lady
Jew-beanie‎ - Short unfunny racism
Yall
Adam & Eve
Paul Panis
100Reasons
War of Worldcraft
[15] talk redirect
Template:Boomy - Gibberish.
Alicia Waltz - Vanity crap.
Frube frog - lolz at attempted image adding.
History of KTM - Stupider version of the article two links down.
Zach stentiford - Back to good old vanity crap.
History of ktm - Stupid.
Conquer club - Stupid.
Pie day - Stupid.
Ultimate Showdown - Stupid.
Mollusk - Gibberish.
Dead poets society - Stupid.
Alex brown - Vanity crap.
Doodle bops - Gibberish.
Naruto: Sasuke Strikes Back
Stalin's
Nick Geason
Whakatane
Kairi_%28A.K.A_Viscerine_Kairi%2C_Mrs_Sora%2C_Hoe%29 - by Sora.
Enjoi - Vanity crap.
PvP - ZOMG LOL page.
List of pages uncyclopedia has which wikipedia doesn't
BDC - Vanity crap (Five in a row!)
Nilanka - Vanity crap.
Maesycwmmer - Vanity crap. ICU
Phillip bowden - Vanity crap.
Crosskeys - Vanity crap. 
Boeing 777 - Stupid.
Demon kitty - Stupid.
Aron warwick - Vanity crap with additional exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Hofmeyr - Vanity crap.
Bt - One line wonder.
Immigration to the United States
Velvet Revolver
Thoses kids who stole my bike
Kevin Roesner
Bakhtyar - Vanity crap.
Tyrannosuarus rex - Spelling mistake that takes up worthless space. Construction

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