Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive48

April 30 - Burninating engaged, sir

Call of Doody
Por mamar a ciegas‎ No hablo espanol.
Billy Okun
Talk:Ms.derry
Ms.derry
Ttid
Talk:Jack Weiss
Jack Weiss
KHAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk:Obscure Pop Cultural References
Talk:Jonas brothers‎
Talk:Obscure Pop Cultural Reference Day
Obscure Pop Cultural Reference Day
Cheese doodle
Daniel C
Flying batworm  
Afrikaner
Halloween 2:H2
Mans best friend - Blanked by author.
REALLY STUPID RED LINKS THAT DON'T WORK
Super Safran
Double dollars
Swiss Toni
Pruane2forever‎ 
King stingray
Lil Wayne‎ 
Sayan - blanked by author
Doodling
I put a hamster on the keyboard and it wrote this article
- should go VFD not QVFD 15:46, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
-- No... It'd be QVFD. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:55, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Tradesmen author approved
Annie Oakley
User:RabbiTechno/Raj's
Soulja Boy‎ 
Travis Barker
Sentence stopper thing
Conflict in yugoslavia‎

April 29 - International Dance Day

Ford Explorer
Winnipeg
A usual day at highschool for 75-year old teacher, Mr. Raisin
Black Death II
Autosuggestion -Vanity
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnBooks:A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction (quick) - author request
Pink lemonade‎ 
Brian Federer
Nun tickling
Matt gaul
Upside-Down
User:RabbiTechno/Google: The Early Days
Ginger man
He Hate Me‎ 
Robert Berisha‎ 
Willy wonkers
Dott
Sheik Hassan Nasrallah‎ 
RARbucks
ANAXERXESXIII
Lochee‎
Stefaan vermassen‎
User talk:212.219.230.148‎
Goji juice
Joseph pullen
Pantses - Blanked by author
Tove
Sangyoup
Skull
Lars
Thin client
it:Silent Hill
 Che? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:15, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

April 28 - Welcome to QVFD, how may I take your order?

Pantses
Lil' Kim Jung Ill  I love that title though.
HAH YOU BASTARD!‎
YOU GAY BASTARD!‎
BASTARD!
Jordan Yano
Evan Kraft
Nick Lee
Watch men
Owls Crime Squad
Longest Article
Devon Kelly
User:Gerrycheevers/pees - author request. don't need it 'cause syndrome is smart.
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Ingmar Bergman review requester gave OK since article already featured
Pine Needle-People
Perez hilton
Official FIE Rules and Regulations
Nutshot
Joseph Nwo
North Middlesex Regional High School
Dandraphiliac
Bolanga
What your doing right now  You've got to be kidding.
Snozis Judaisa
UnNews:'09 vintage Qatar marijuana looking promising
Geelong
Pussy Troll

Today is April 27th. Welcome to QVFD, the huffing channel

Image:DaNTooN.JPG - suspected vanity
User:167.128.142.162 - IP's don't get userpages.
John Hammond

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Lennoxville
Pitador retriever
World's most useless country
Kevin Garcia
Caleb Alderman
Iman
Perez Hilton
Ben Gibbard

April 26th - Are you gonna eat that?

Leave It Be… nude version
Summer of 69 - BIE!
Spyro: a Brand New Birth - How 'bout you get "a friggin' life"?
Brenni koen - Wow... You're favourite FIFA person!!! This isn't at all funny and never will be. And I'm pretty sure is a c/p from Wickedpedia.
OLD MAN
N. Korea
Birdo
Types of elves - Seriously?
What To Do Around A Dude Or Chick You Like - We got several articles like this, and most are funnier.
Nick Jonas's Hair - Umm... No.
Nick Jonas - Kill it now so I don't have to VFD it later.
 Is it really that bad? —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  18:30, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  Better question: If, when it makes its way to VFD in a month, would it stand a chance of surival? The answer: No. Let's kill it now. Save time. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:32, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
Coco Crisp
Sebastian Dolby
Game:Halo Online/WohCovBarracks
Game:Halo Online/Slayer1BlueBaseRoof
Phoenix down
If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, does it make a sound? - Actually, yes.
  More actually, nobody cares. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  04:59, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Teabag everything that moves - lololol
Metal Gear Solid 2

April 25th - I got a rhyme that comes in a riddle......What's round on the ends, high in the middle?

Jelly beans
Category:Unlanguages - Unused category
Category:Habitat - utter shit

April the muthafukkin' 24th

The bite fight
Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! EATS POOP
Grandma Rudy
Casio XR-118 -indeed.
Windows live
Talk:UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS! -This all seems so familiar...
OLD MAN
The Void
Super AIDS
Phobophobia
Sonic the hedghog
How to change a lightbulb
Holocaust denial denial denial denial denial
Bag of chips
Quentin rexroth
Quentin Rexroth
Narrow dog 
HuHu 
Harry Potter Syndrome
Evolution of the cow
Capcom
Brandon straub
What have people ever done for us?
Kyonism

April 23rd - that's right, the 23rd

Image:Hahahaha2.gif duplicate
Nike
Bipartisanship
Badgerbadgerbadger  Fuck OFF!
Sexual predator
Samurai (superhero)
Thetons
HuHu
Planet of the Shapes
Pandalogy - let's ICU instead
Eduards krumins
User:Mahm00shA/UnJokes
Hadouken
Googolplex Sword
Goat cat
Gay superman
Cats with no legs
Quicksand 
Harry Potter Syndrome 
Ruddy
Ruddy
Greenpoint
American alligator
Jonathan Shenton - Vanity?
Something someone cares about
Vagimite

April 22nd

Justin Stark per UN:CBN
Shortcakes
MechScape
Adolf F. Hitler 
Nibiru
Call of Doody
Talk:Sono mio nonno 
Sono mio nonno 
Hellboy
Jonathan Shenton‎ - Vanity?
Boiko Borisov
Boza
Andrew Gower
Lil wayne
Caleb alderman
OMGZ
Andrew Leclair
Berry blues
Rosey odanall
Head of Police in Malaysia
Milky Way ICU  
Things that are evil
Zoe

April 21st - Same Day, different Shit

Orinson W.I.P. my ass.
Itchy balls
Simulban
Plantation AGAIN!
LEGO
Unreal 3
Internet Waffles
Simon langton boys school
Elizabeth Clear Profit
Plantation
Plantation 
Retarded brownies
Timmy tuba -Obviously about SysRq.
User talk:206.158.2.80
User:206.158.2.80 
Ginger man
Lewis prebble - Vanity/Cyberbullying
User:Gerrycheevers/James Randi user request
ウィニーは、くまのプーさん薬物すぎる（アクションには、あまり面白い版）
Earth Day 
Al Magurk
The Ostrich League of Idiots
Sexist Bear - What the fuck?
Rick Ross
Guy de maupassant - Again!
Your IQ 
Nils Karlsson
Nisse Karlsson
Guy de maupassant
Elie, Manitoba - Vanity+Towncruft. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  12:39, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Diego Forlan 
UnNews:Pope Benedict Finally Admits non-existence of God - copy of UnNews:Pope Benedict finally admits that God doesn't exist Rabbi Techno  kvetch  Contribs  FOXES 11:38, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Talk:Sebastien bourdais
Eat suck
Holocaust denial denial denial denial denial
Crossdresser

April 20th - Happy birthday, Adolf!

Bipedal Firewood
Talk:Bipedal Firewood
Why, oh why did I delete that article
Luke Connolly
Eduards krumins
Talk:The retardis
The retardis
Matt tolman 
Ryan vikiel  
Peeweys playhouse
Fuck, my batterys dead
Urban Dictionary 
Tiger gun

April 19th - Why'd the squirrel bite the housewife? Because she'd taken away his nuts!

User talk:SysRq/UnBooks:Early 90s Young Adult Novel - Unnecessary redirect.
User:SysRq/UnBooks:Early 90s Young Adult Novel - Unnecessary redirect.
Luke camilleri 
4x4 
Mike harvey
Winnie The Poohs on Drugs Too
ChristianU2ber
Luigi Party
Atari 600
Why?:my penis isn't staying up too young to go on VFD and too pathetic to go on ICU
Winnie the Pooh on Drugs Too (RPG, and not-so-funny Version) 
YOUR FACE
Fable 2
User_talk:Multiliteralist/Trashing_family_values moved to main
User:Multiliteralist/Trashing_family_values likewise
User:Saberwolf116/Eddy Izzard changed my mind, bit off more than I could chew.

April 18th - Spread your vanity all over my face, baby

Dropping the soap
Oompa Lompa 
Honest Abe - Blanked by author.
Leprechaun/rewrite - Author moved to userspace--Sycamore  (Talk)  17:32, 18 April 2009 (UTC) 
I can't believe it's not a hyperlink
Halo 0 A.D. - Really crappy. It's only a few days old. The writer already tagged it with a rewrite tag.
Eadweard muybridge
Domino's Pizza
Happy Tree Friends: It's Largest, Biggest, Longest, and Cutest
Thomas Crapper

April 17th - International Squid Fishing Day

Valve/slide_oil
Dora the Exploder
Grue attack - I like this one, but alas, it wasn't meant to be
Image:264050000_l.jpg
NICK VANDERHAYDEN
Polyamorous
Asians boobs images
Image:L_480fa2ce30654d759dacc8178463fd09.jpg - reverse ditto
Image:M_dbb0ff2a278f4ff58f5268d502f0e31f.jpg - for deleted Kyle Hammbagers article
My Neighbor Totoro
Ska-punk
Your face Huffing
Image:Kyle Hammbagers.jpg‎
Kyle Hammbagers
Professor Stubble
Vademecum
The 666 Club
Sexy Mexican boys
Franka Potente
Uber-Gamer
A third library in Britain
Bullterrier
2055
UnNews:Burgerking to scrap food after complaints
Mark Chua II
Chua pet
Chua
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Felixklaassen
Ronald Reagan In Drag 
Knowing (film)

April 16th - Dick Vaughn's MORIBUND MUSIC OF THE 70'S

OMS - Um... Pointless redirect?
Czechslovakiland
George K - Who?
Ying yang
Paul Hardy - Who?
Ian Williams - Who?
WIFI Lions
Haircut Redirected to Undictionary. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:21, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
John McCabe
UnNews:G20 conference disrespects Gangsta NG 20 Guage Upside Yo Head, Gimme My Money, Yo?
Ap Euro
Li'l John
User:Luvvy/Sandbox/How To:Drive a shrink mad Please remove this for me. Thankies -- Luverly -  (Contribs)  (Talk)     Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN ,  GMP . - Perkele! 13:04, 16 Apr
UnNews:EXXON
Andreas Warnsing - A: Not in English. B: Vanity - Google turns up only linkedin pages etc. C: Previous version deleted 27 Oct 07.
Paradigm
Insert coin

April 15th - If that girl talks to me again, I'm licking her nuts...

Talk:Roman_Dog_Bird lol
Please don't delete this article  Try and stop me. (We already have one of these. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)  23:09, 15 April 2009 (UTC))
Tahlee Minto - I hit that last night.
Fruity
Paradigm
HZ Corps.
Duke Nukem Forever
Frank Corbisiere
Ham
F Bomb  LOL YTMND is soooo funneh!
Ryan Arget
Herbert Garrison
Griffen landry - You know, this is a joke site, so all that vanity proclaiming someone to be best person ever...yeah...
Tamil Tigers
Herr Jagermeister
Ashton Kutcher - worthless redirect
Be happy! - In every life we have some trouble. When you worry, you make it double. Don't worry. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  17:28, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Taylor Holden
Narrow dog
911 sequel
Zack Fair
The Death of Obama
User:Multiliteralist/Edgar van Dali has been pwned to another location
Griffen landry
Griffen Landry
Anton Waschuk
User:Orian57/Scarecrow author request 
User:Orian57/Why?:Are My Kidneys Mad at Me? author request, never gonna finish them. ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  14:28 15 April 2009
Ben-jammin - Can we salt this?
Bob Boblo - WIP, but blatant vanity
運動
Kimora Lee Simmons - Spork
User:Sycamore/Why
World domination of Less than
Matt Royston - has a construction tag, but blatant vanity.
Light-Skinned Brothers
Twilght
Source of error
South Sydney Brusiers
Roy Walker
William of Orange
Hebden Bridge
James White
What I've Done
The lorax
Gardevoir
Paris Hilton when she's stoned
Crickets
Ben-jammin - Deleted once and the author restored it. It's vanity and Wikipedia shit. About a guy who loves Lil Wayne.

April 14th - excitement abounds!

Twilght - However true it may be. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  22:56, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
Template:James Avoy
James White
MechScape
90377 Sedna
FlareonFurry Jesus.
Sexual Harassment Panda
WHEN THE LAWSUIT IS SETTLED UNCYCLOPEDIA WILL BE SHUT DOWN FOR GOOD!
Www.DildoJim.com - Just... what?
Polkadottia
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
Jews, throughout the ages
Little Phoebe
Farang
Bitola
Joseph marx
Poiuytrewq 
Tokio hotel

April 13th - Hey, try to rewrite some of this stuff (if at all possible).

Spongeob Squarepants
Ben-jammin - part WP copy, part vanity, all utter shite
Wikipedia vandalization group
Waddle dees
The Arena
Liam O'neill - /doesn't care about {{construction}}
Bulgarian music
MS-CUATRO
Mark torres - Cyb erbul ling wi thr an dom sp acing .
Jamiroquai
Ohno!!!!!!!!

April 12th - Don't Shoot! (I'm a Man)

User talk:Heerenveen/HowTo:FSTTFAFoE - unneeded, keep the user: one though
KSI Se7en 7 - vanity
Garry Arnot - vanity
Brian Young
Nathan trorey 
Vater Butlins
Heaving Pussy 
Azamat Bagatov
Friday Nights in Tweederz

April 11th - Piano Handjob

Kyle Cease
Doctor who easter special
Forum:Hot girls I'm not sure what happened here.
Forum:Coming out
Talk:Fоrum:Hot girls  Would somebody please ban this prick?
Anal Fоrum:Hot anals - and talk - can't believe he moved the redirect instead of the forum
Fоrum:Hot anals - and talk
Anal Forum:Hot girls
Anal Fоrum:Hot girls
Category:Countries so shit that not even the Romans wanted them - Empty/pointless
Is santa claus real

April 10th - Got any Nabisco cracker?

Ryan main per UN:CBN
Dora the Exploder
UNCYCLOPEDIA SHOULD BURN IN HELL!
UNCYCLOPEDIA SHOULD GET SUED BY THE GOVERNMENTS!
Kiev Simonfy
BASTARDS!
Lilo and stitch
2368
Matt Cryer
Seapeople
Gary busy
Anderson "The Spider" Silva
Smataja
Rosa Vince-Galbraith
User:Sycamore/Résumé - Author request 
Australian civil war
Kit Kat
The Four Trials of Sir Uncyclopedia
Pirates of the gulf of aden
Cereal boxes
Drake Bell
Dangerous people - Blanked by author
Daniel Veazey - classic vanity
James White This is VFH, right?

April 9

Minnie
Michael Panetta
Real men
UnNews:GPS device goes haywire - It's empty... Nevermind. I see it now.
/That kid who wears his headphones around his neck
User:Djdorama/That kid who wears his headphones around his neck
Cockistan
Join us! We have pie!
Dennis J. Sugrue 
Daniel Nieto
Rapefest of 1841 - AAA! THE HORROR! —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  15:14, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
Free Online Sex - AAA! THE HORROR! —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  15:13, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
Dirty santa claus
UnNews:Beatles Catalouge to be incinerated
Laughing cow

April 8th - You're all idiots

Palomb
OOOOOOOOO!
Grand Theft Auto: Newark - these are getting boring
Weagan
HAH YOU GAY BASTARDS! - déjà vu?
HAH YOU BASTARDS!
Grand Theft Auto: South Africa - Sod it, it's one line
Becky Speed
Balls Mahoney
Irish mars oranization
Garrett johnson - This has {{WIP}}, but I'm 99% sure it's vanity

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Stay Puft Man
Puppy Chess
Meatbag
Ligers
Adolf shitler
Call of duty 5
Babel:The Movie
Shazam
Schultz the Nazi dude
Schultz the Nazi dude
3 slow claps
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Car bomb
Category:Make a video game - Per below
Category:Iraq War Veterans - Unused/Useless
Gay guys
°!
Image:May.jpg Child porn, rule 34, unused
D.O.U.C.H.E. - We've got enough douche articles. Really. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  02:22, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
Image:Flacid micropenis2 highres.jpg - Just trust me. Don't open it.
 Tricat The author's working on it, but it still feels like something made up at school one day --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)  01:40, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
Gerry adams cock
Anthony Beug
BONO

April 7th - I've got a belly full of brine. Flowing through my intestine.

Monson prouting
Main page 2 - What?
Palomb
Talk:HAH YOU BASTARDS!
Penguin six!
HAH YOU GAY BASTARDS!
HAH YOU BASTARDS!
Diagnosis murder
EHtheism
This is a short page
Anti-Grues
Help Xiddam
Things that are not on the Disambiguation Page - Bad attempt at humour. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  17:39, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
Squeefish
Z-Phone
Harry redknapp Doh. Wrong button.
Yoshi's Revenge
Dearborn, Michigan
Kingswinford school
Kellen winslow
Anna Bligh
Jesus Camp
SuperUltraReal3D
Phtuzuchozio  do you drink some shrinking? - déjà vu?
HAH YOU BASTARDS!
Talk:HAH YOU BASTARDS!
HAH YOU GAY BASTARDS!
Talk:HAH YOU GAY BASTARDS!

April 6th - Get your hands off my cake!

Talk:Meatbag
Steve Wilkos - Vanity, probably something that belongs in the sandbox. (Not necessarily vanity. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)  02:50, 7 April 2009 (UTC))
Spang is a Douchebag - this oneliner wouldve made a better forum topic.
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Undead People's Socialist Republic redundant redundancy
I cant believe its not a hobo
Everything here
Stone the Israeli tank - moved page
Yoshi's Revenge
HowTo:Attract Goth Boys
Stereo
Ballets
The biggest wood you will ever blow on
Travis fenton

April 5th - Do you want Booji Boy?

Rayquaza
Bobby cheng vanity
Oiemcje8974125+9r4yfryf7ei7ru787rd7hsyuwghd
Yer ma
Katamari Damacy
RAWR - Suspected cyberbullying
Talk:Sir Fred Goodwin
Sir Fred Goodwin
Knitting needle
Gigantic
Gsthae with tempo!
Category:Hornies - Useless

April 4 - Happy birthday Microsoft, 33 today

Chandler bing
Alderwasley hall school
Men Role Playing as Females in MMORPGs
Hat collector collector
Justin
Chewbacca defense
User:Frost
User:Heydon
User talk:Heydon
Mosquitoes
Mosquito bites
Mosquitos
The chuck norris- bogan war
Category:Things likely to take over the world - Empty

April 3

Dancing With The Stars
Amos 'n' Andy
Talk:First Leicester
First Leicester
Huego huevo
Arriva Leicester  What the hell is this?
Global grover  Where does this shit come from?
Midtown Comics 
Leland
Zizzi
Eddie Radford 
Template:Haven
Pixellated Body Disease
Click here you moron 
Mockingbird 
Lee Schurlknight
Northampton
Beak
Richomond
Blokus
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
Samantha
Yoshi Everywhere! - edit summary says it all
Peter andre
Super chicken
Wilson Ding
Microsoft Sam
Narrow dog
Hail

April 2nd - 276 shopping days till Christmas

Accident prone
Category:People being hunted by Ninja Assault Kittens - Empty
The Death of Obama
Dominic
Jovi
Phillip Fredrick the Spiderman
MAIN PAGE
Vincent montello
The Houses of Parliament
Lewis davies
Gilles
Multiple Feet - blanked by author
David lincoln
Yuna
Garrys mod

April 1

David thomas
Alfonso the Worm
Squirells
Can'tadians
Micheal pogue
Vincent montello
Brian bush
G20
Shaak ti
DODGE DYNASTY
Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/02-04-09 moved to proper day, redirect not needed
  I think I got the thing you meant Gerry. ;-) MrN  17:13, Apr 1
User talk:204.9.123.92 - IP created 
Liberty Stadium
Category:Legion of Doom members - Empty
Category: Heroes turned villains - Per below
Category:World Wars lol rofl lmao lmfao lolrofl lolroflmao lolroflmaolmfao - oh dear
Christopher Reid 
Dearborn, Michigan
Hari Varma - Vanity? Google brings up a homepage, Facebook and Linkedin.
Trentham
Jake Lamb
The Gamed: Being Penetrated by the Secret Society of Pickup Artists
Something else
User:Sycamore/My Articles - Author request

March 32nd - Just another day

Brodie duncan
Fish And Chip Shop - redirect to Fish & chips?
Chris miletich - vanity. Google only turns up a Facebook page and some random stuff, so Codeine's mum is unlikely to know this person.
Prato
Pistoia
Canberra, ACT
JEW

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