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“Your self-importance is obvious at first glance”

~ Aleister in Chains on MrN9000

Mohandas Gandhi with Aleister in Chains December 21, 2012 with Funnybony Lord Christopher Monckton DENIAL, Pants Bomber, Neighborhood Watch (with MadMax, Multiliteralist, and Electrified mocha chinchilla), UnScripts:Who built the moon‎, Fish Puns‎ (with Under user), Clementine Attlee (with Mhaille}, The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia, Eric Clapton, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (with Cajek), Battle of the Sexes, Why?:Do a Pee Review (with Cajek), The Color Problem, Pointless_Paradox,Project Manager, Moving the goal posts.

UnNews:Porn star Nora Batty dies, UnNews:Toilets refuse to take any more shit‎, UnNews:Paedophiles Rejoice Over New Child Database‎

In a desperate attempt to increase my own level of self importance I have awarded this to: Composure1, Hyperbole, Optimuschris, Sycamore, Gerrycheevers, Sycamore, Roman Dog Bird, SysRq, Mnbvcxz, Siddhartha-Wolf, SPIKE, Funnybony,Aleister in Chains, Bizzeebeever, Mattsnow, Sir Peasewhizz and Shabidoo as well as his most prestigious award to Prettiestpretty , Modusoperandi, Cajek, Under user, Dr. Skullthumper, Heerenveen, Gerrycheevers, MadMax, Hyperbole and Aleister. You will notice that Gerrycheevers, Hyperbole and Aleister won both. That is because they are better than you.


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Mr ratburn is GAY by PF4Eva11:42, 14 May 2019 (hist) by Kippy
Super-real action film being shot in Libya by TheHumbucker09:49, 14 May 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
Obama Buys Pornhub by Coryinthehouse42015:50, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Governor Rod Blagojevich accused of stealing Nick Nack's hair-do by Excuse me while I whip this out15:49, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Broccoli voted best vegetable ever, food critics revolt by SRXT15:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Tim Tebow reveals that he is Jesus Christ during postgame press conference by Leoispotter15:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
New Year Honours List 2013 by Leverage15:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Giuliani revamps strategy to focus just on Miami-Dade County by Composure115:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
New immigration law cause of concern for white Arizonans by GlobalTourniquet15:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Elizabeth Warren calls US Flag unfair by DWIII17:05, 9 May 2019 (hist) by Kevindong

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Traralgon by, 14 May 2019 (hist) by Wooooooooo
Uncyclomedia Foundation by, 14 May 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Soviet Union by Jon04:22, 14 May 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
List of Sailor Moon characters by MadMax04:21, 14 May 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Weight loss by A Fat Pasty15:50, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Jew by Jre15:50, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Jaws did WTC by Bradaphraser15:49, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Crossword by Cryst15:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Price check by Prettiestpretty15:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Tom and Jerry by Platypush15:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Spyder-Man by, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Quake III: The Hardcore FPS With Instant Messaging by Hudsun Chanmana16:12, 12 May 2019 (hist) by Hudsun Chanmana
Pedophilia by, 12 May 2019 (hist) by
Australia by UnholySauce10:42, 12 May 2019 (hist) by
Germany by CrazyMrLeo02:23, 12 May 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Rat by, 11 May 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Sexism by, 9 May 2019 (hist) by Kevindong
BDSM by Rachelthegoddess17:06, 9 May 2019 (hist) by Kevindong
Argentina by, 9 May 2019 (hist) by Kevindong
Tom Brady by Guildensternenstein23:04, 8 May 2019 (hist) by Vista

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Wind by Mr.ZinkyWinks01:32, 27 December 2017 (hist) by Anonymouqs
Category:Random by Sikon20:46, 16 October 2018 (hist) by TangentSine
Pingu by Moi10:54, 20 December 2018 (hist) by Pingunootnoot
Gymnastics by McAusten10:13, 14 February 2019 (hist) by McAusten
James Carville by Fred Nietzsche13:42, 19 February 2019 (hist) by The Pioneer

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