User:MrN9000

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“Your self-importance is obvious at first glance”

~ Aleister in Chains on MrN9000

Mohandas Gandhi with Aleister in Chains December 21, 2012 with Funnybony Lord Christopher Monckton DENIAL, Pants Bomber, Neighborhood Watch (with MadMax, Multiliteralist, and Electrified mocha chinchilla), UnScripts:Who built the moon‎, Fish Puns‎ (with Under user), Clementine Attlee (with Mhaille}, The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia, Eric Clapton, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (with Cajek), Battle of the Sexes, Why?:Do a Pee Review (with Cajek), The Color Problem, Pointless_Paradox,Project Manager, Moving the goal posts.

UnNews:Porn star Nora Batty dies, UnNews:Toilets refuse to take any more shit‎, UnNews:Paedophiles Rejoice Over New Child Database‎

In a desperate attempt to increase my own level of self importance I have awarded this to: Composure1, Hyperbole, Optimuschris, Sycamore, Gerrycheevers, Sycamore, Roman Dog Bird, SysRq, Mnbvcxz, Siddhartha-Wolf, SPIKE, Funnybony,Aleister in Chains, Bizzeebeever, Mattsnow, Sir Peasewhizz and Shabidoo as well as his most prestigious award to Prettiestpretty , Modusoperandi, Cajek, Under user, Dr. Skullthumper, Heerenveen, Gerrycheevers, MadMax, Hyperbole and Aleister. You will notice that Gerrycheevers, Hyperbole and Aleister won both. That is because they are better than you.

Propaganda

Don't watch! You! denier!

What I'm editing now

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New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones by David Gerard22:04, 17 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Nation of Islam declares jihad by WesMan2021:42, 17 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
NSA may be wagging the dog with new spying policies by GravityIsForSuckers21:21, 17 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
UnNews officially endorses Mike Gravel for president by Composure120:20, 17 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
What happened to Italian cocks? by Leverage20:15, 17 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Man finds his own finger in bag of pretzels by 107.2.12.5619:32, 17 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Lockheed U2 special edition iPod released by InfiniteMonkey18:55, 17 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Town to adopt allegedly more efficient "door-to-door" news delivery method by FajitaTaylor18:55, 17 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode


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Play by Invisible Queen06:17, 18 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
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Platonic Solids by IMBJR06:16, 18 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Vyacheslav Molotov by 66.234.215.7606:16, 18 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Prince Charles by Leverage06:16, 18 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Salisbury Cathedral by 81.157.194.4806:16, 18 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
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Space Shuttle Columbia by Surain06:15, 18 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
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The Residents by 201.231.134.1406:14, 18 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
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The Shark on the River Kwai by Michilus06:14, 18 August 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode


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Category:Random by Sikon20:46, 16 October 2018 (hist) by TangentSine
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