User:MrN9000
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“Your self-importance is obvious at first glance”
– Aleister in Chains on MrN9000
Mohandas Gandhi with Aleister in Chains December 21, 2012 with Funnybony Lord Christopher Monckton DENIAL, Pants Bomber, Neighborhood Watch (with MadMax, Multiliteralist, and Electrified mocha chinchilla), UnScripts:Who built the moon, Fish Puns (with Under user), Clementine Attlee (with Mhaille}, The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia, Eric Clapton, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (with Cajek), Battle of the Sexes, Why?:Do a Pee Review (with Cajek), The Color Problem, Pointless_Paradox,Project Manager, Moving the goal posts.
UnNews:Porn star Nora Batty dies, UnNews:Toilets refuse to take any more shit, UnNews:Paedophiles Rejoice Over New Child Database
In a desperate attempt to increase my own level of self importance I have awarded this to: Composure1, Hyperbole, Optimuschris, Sycamore, Gerrycheevers, Sycamore, Roman Dog Bird, SysRq, Mnbvcxz, Siddhartha-Wolf, SPIKE, Funnybony,Aleister in Chains, Bizzeebeever, Mattsnow, Sir Peasewhizz and Shabidoo as well as his most prestigious award to Prettiestpretty , Modusoperandi, Cajek, Under user, Dr. Skullthumper, Heerenveen, Gerrycheevers, MadMax, Hyperbole and Aleister. You will notice that Gerrycheevers, Hyperbole and Aleister won both. That is because they are better than you.
| Don't watch! | You! denier! |
What I'm editing now
- Moving the goal posts
- Your article?
Also...
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| Recent UnNews Articles Using Unrelated Sources | 19:05, 27 January 2026 (hist) by Gammakid999 |
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| A dingo ate my baby | 16:20, 26 January 2026 (hist) by Turb0-Sunrise |
| STOP THE PRESSES! ROCKIES WIN! | 12:42, 26 January 2026 (hist) by Turb0-Sunrise |
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| Christina Chandler announces her candidacy | 09:03, 26 January 2026 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| Fort Knox robbed, nothing to steal | 09:00, 26 January 2026 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| Thanks for that F, Mr. Dumas | 09:00, 26 January 2026 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| Dark and gritty Flintstones reboot announced | 08:59, 26 January 2026 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
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| Cuntification | 01:31, 28 January 2026 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| Wikipedia/old | 01:26, 28 January 2026 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| George W. Bush/featured | 01:24, 28 January 2026 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| Batman | 01:18, 28 January 2026 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| Worst 100 Ways You Know You've Been on Too Much Uncyclopedia | 01:09, 28 January 2026 (hist) by Sapplerx |
| Space pirate | 00:53, 28 January 2026 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| Kenya | 00:52, 28 January 2026 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| Winchester | 00:52, 28 January 2026 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| Super Smash Bros. Brawl | 00:46, 28 January 2026 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| John Marshall | 00:01, 28 January 2026 (hist) by Soviet |
| Zeitpyramide | 00:00, 28 January 2026 (hist) by Gergdown |
| AirHeads | 23:58, 27 January 2026 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| Worst 100 Moments to get a Boner | 23:48, 27 January 2026 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| AI slop | 23:34, 27 January 2026 (hist) by Gergdown |
| Netinyahoo | 23:30, 27 January 2026 (hist) by Gergdown |
| Technical support | 23:29, 27 January 2026 (hist) by Gergdown |
| Brazil | 23:08, 27 January 2026 (hist) by Kisilaski |
| A story built one word at a time | 23:04, 27 January 2026 (hist) by Noopnurf |
| Grandpa | 22:59, 27 January 2026 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| New York Jets | 22:57, 27 January 2026 (hist) by Turb0-Sunrise |
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