User:Jesus F Christ

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is Unknown. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

Sorry I'm a bit late.

“Crucifixion hurts less than not being able to edit a page on Uncyclopedia”

~ Jesus F Christ on Crucifixion

Jesus F Christ is a desperate, degenerated, washed up, ex-Jesii with one hell of a Messiah complex on his hands.[1] Because of this Jesus F Christ has returned to give god another o and take back all the d evil is giving.

  • I am the Messiah.


Sympathy for the Cabal
Jagger F Christ

Jesus F Christ follows a strict fundamentalist view that Uncyclopedia should be both fun, and mental, with absolutely no amen getting in the way.

The following action is therefore recommended:

  • Remove semi-protection from virtually every mainspace page
  • Remove most of the user and IP blocks

He also recommends:

  • Giving bureaucrat and checkuser rights and to all community appointed administrators
  • Giving sysop rights to lots and lots of other users.
  • Patrolled edits.

I believe all of Uncyclopedia should do this.

Roadside Stew3 5 weeks ago
"Ccr kicks ass. And seriously could that guitar cable be any shorter!?"

Gavin Derifield2 2 weeks ago

"1969 im sure they was all short"

counternub405 2 days ago

"It's a wound cable, you'd be surprised how much give they have."

Quotes Jesus F Christ wishes Jesus F Christ had said, but didn't[edit]

– .Lyrithya 00:44, 9 March 2014 (UTC)
Jesus F Christ approves the above messages.
Jesus F Christ casts shame.

Pages Jesus F Christ would edit[edit]


UnNewsLast Edit
Obama Buys Pornhub by Coryinthehouse42015:50, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Governor Rod Blagojevich accused of stealing Nick Nack's hair-do by Excuse me while I whip this out15:49, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Broccoli voted best vegetable ever, food critics revolt by SRXT15:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Tim Tebow reveals that he is Jesus Christ during postgame press conference by Leoispotter15:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
New Year Honours List 2013 by Leverage15:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Giuliani revamps strategy to focus just on Miami-Dade County by Composure115:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
New immigration law cause of concern for white Arizonans by GlobalTourniquet15:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Elizabeth Warren calls US Flag unfair by DWIII17:05, 9 May 2019 (hist) by Kevindong
Newsroom by Leverage00:14, 6 May 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Audio by Elvis05:41, 5 May 2019 (hist) by Kevindong

MainLast Edit
Weight loss by A Fat Pasty15:50, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Jew by Jre15:50, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Jaws did WTC by Bradaphraser15:49, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Crossword by Cryst15:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Price check by Prettiestpretty15:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Tom and Jerry by Platypush15:48, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Cat the Colourful
Spyder-Man by, 13 May 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Quake III: The Hardcore FPS With Instant Messaging by Hudsun Chanmana16:12, 12 May 2019 (hist) by Hudsun Chanmana
Pedophilia by, 12 May 2019 (hist) by
Australia by UnholySauce10:42, 12 May 2019 (hist) by
Germany by CrazyMrLeo02:23, 12 May 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Rat by, 11 May 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Sexism by, 9 May 2019 (hist) by Kevindong
BDSM by Rachelthegoddess17:06, 9 May 2019 (hist) by Kevindong
Argentina by, 9 May 2019 (hist) by Kevindong
Tom Brady by Guildensternenstein23:04, 8 May 2019 (hist) by Vista
William Lane Craig by Axlman521:23, 8 May 2019 (hist) by Kevindong
Satan by Chronarion12:36, 8 May 2019 (hist) by
Varndean School by Lord ferd03:38, 8 May 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
New England by DrStrange03:32, 8 May 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode

Articles to fixLast Edit
Wind by Mr.ZinkyWinks01:32, 27 December 2017 (hist) by Anonymouqs
Category:Random by Sikon20:46, 16 October 2018 (hist) by TangentSine
Pingu by Moi10:54, 20 December 2018 (hist) by Pingunootnoot
Gymnastics by McAusten10:13, 14 February 2019 (hist) by McAusten
James Carville by Fred Nietzsche13:42, 19 February 2019 (hist) by The Pioneer

...and don't forget Special:NewPages .


  1. I hope that clears up any possible identification issues

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