User:Jesus F Christ

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Sorry I'm a bit late.

“Crucifixion hurts less than not being able to edit a page on Uncyclopedia”

~ Jesus F Christ on Crucifixion

Jesus F Christ is a desperate, degenerated, washed up, ex-Jesii with one hell of a Messiah complex on his hands.[1] Because of this Jesus F Christ has returned to give god another o and take back all the d evil is giving.

  • I am the Messiah.

Manifesto[edit]

Sympathy for the Cabal
Jagger F Christ

Jesus F Christ follows a strict fundamentalist view that Uncyclopedia should be both fun, and mental, with absolutely no amen getting in the way.

The following action is therefore recommended:

  • Remove semi-protection from virtually every mainspace page
  • Remove most of the user and IP blocks

He also recommends:

  • Giving bureaucrat and checkuser rights and to all community appointed administrators
  • Giving sysop rights to lots and lots of other users.
  • Patrolled edits.

I believe all of Uncyclopedia should do this.



Roadside Stew3 5 weeks ago
"Ccr kicks ass. And seriously could that guitar cable be any shorter!?"

Gavin Derifield2 2 weeks ago

"1969 im sure they was all short"

counternub405 2 days ago

"It's a wound cable, you'd be surprised how much give they have."

Quotes Jesus F Christ wishes Jesus F Christ had said, but didn't[edit]

– .Lyrithya 00:44, 9 March 2014 (UTC)
Jesus F Christ approves the above messages.
Jesus F Christ casts shame.


Pages Jesus F Christ would edit[edit]

Also...

UnNewsLast Edit
Man Wearing Overcoat Exposes Global-Warming Lie by Matt lobster21:19, 29 July 2019 (hist) by Lost Labyrinth
Write an article by Leverage10:57, 29 July 2019 (hist) by Leverage
Stanley Kubrick's fake moon landing: Fifty years later by PF4Eva02:04, 23 July 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
World-famous Moon Landing actor Buzz Aldrin delivers first-round KO to Floyd Mayweather by Aimsplode17:15, 22 July 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Nintendo Announces the Successor of the Wii: The Wii ii by Freestylebeaver16:54, 19 July 2019 (hist) by DWIII
Alabama hospital launches controversial program by Electrified mocha chinchilla16:53, 19 July 2019 (hist) by DWIII
Couple mistake kebab shop owner for missing Madeleine McCann by Pottsm16:53, 19 July 2019 (hist) by DWIII
Saddam Hussien is found guilty of the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson by 71.96.178.10016:53, 19 July 2019 (hist) by DWIII
Empress of Europe interdicts Brexit! by Uwe Kulick18:04, 17 July 2019 (hist) by Uwe Kulick
Giants more likely to die, studies say by XDshempXD10:46, 17 July 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva


MainLast Edit
Creeper by Snippy08:48, 2 August 2019 (hist) by DWIII
The Joker by PsychotypeD08:46, 2 August 2019 (hist) by DWIII
Your Dad by 24.131.68.24208:44, 2 August 2019 (hist) by DWIII
Potatoism by Rickle Pick01:20, 2 August 2019 (hist) by Rickle Pick
Henry David Thoreau by Psychokitten20:06, 1 August 2019 (hist) by 95.245.41.163
Portal:Music by FajitaTaylor20:03, 1 August 2019 (hist) by 95.245.41.163
Area 51 by Rolypolyman14:00, 1 August 2019 (hist) by Ryan cowok PV
Kirby by 62.254.32.1803:46, 1 August 2019 (hist) by FatsGordo
An article that is currently being made one character per edit by Acataua00:34, 1 August 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
Long article by Cheeseboi20:00, 31 July 2019 (hist) by Supergeeky1
Koopalings by 99.66.170.25320:00, 31 July 2019 (hist) by Supergeeky1
Dead or Alive by So So18:18, 31 July 2019 (hist) by Alhazred
Florence by Prettiestpretty16:46, 31 July 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Meatspin by 130.88.96.6502:14, 31 July 2019 (hist) by 116.86.245.247
Wakefield by 86.132.209.2302:04, 31 July 2019 (hist) by 92.238.131.251
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic by RedHot23:44, 30 July 2019 (hist) by Smagurnus
100 reasons to ban Lyrithya by Frosty20:19, 30 July 2019 (hist) by Zombiebaron
Angry Huffed Article by 70.226.147.3720:19, 30 July 2019 (hist) by Zombiebaron
Timbuktu by Royhollak09:20, 30 July 2019 (hist) by 170.231.9.111
Svinesund by 158.39.162.14509:12, 30 July 2019 (hist) by 170.231.9.111


Articles to fixLast Edit
Wind by Mr.ZinkyWinks01:32, 27 December 2017 (hist) by Anonymouqs
Category:Random by Sikon20:46, 16 October 2018 (hist) by TangentSine
Gymnastics by McAusten10:13, 14 February 2019 (hist) by McAusten
James Carville by Fred Nietzsche13:42, 19 February 2019 (hist) by The Pioneer
Pingu by Moi07:06, 25 June 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode

...and don't forget Special:NewPages .

References[edit]

  1. I hope that clears up any possible identification issues

See also[edit]