User:Jesus F Christ

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is Unknown. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

Sorry I'm a bit late.

“Crucifixion hurts less than not being able to edit a page on Uncyclopedia”

~ Jesus F Christ on Crucifixion

Jesus F Christ is a desperate, degenerated, washed up, ex-Jesii with one hell of a Messiah complex on his hands.[1] Because of this Jesus F Christ has returned to give god another o and take back all the d evil is giving.

  • I am the Messiah.


Sympathy for the Cabal
Jagger F Christ

Jesus F Christ follows a strict fundamentalist view that Uncyclopedia should be both fun, and mental, with absolutely no amen getting in the way.

The following action is therefore recommended:

  • Remove semi-protection from virtually every mainspace page
  • Remove most of the user and IP blocks

He also recommends:

  • Giving bureaucrat and checkuser rights and to all community appointed administrators
  • Giving sysop rights to lots and lots of other users.
  • Patrolled edits.

I believe all of Uncyclopedia should do this.

Roadside Stew3 5 weeks ago
"Ccr kicks ass. And seriously could that guitar cable be any shorter!?"

Gavin Derifield2 2 weeks ago

"1969 im sure they was all short"

counternub405 2 days ago

"It's a wound cable, you'd be surprised how much give they have."

Quotes Jesus F Christ wishes Jesus F Christ had said, but didn't[edit]

– .Lyrithya 00:44, 9 March 2014 (UTC)
Jesus F Christ approves the above messages.
Jesus F Christ casts shame.

Pages Jesus F Christ would edit[edit]


UnNewsLast Edit
Man Wearing Overcoat Exposes Global-Warming Lie by Matt lobster21:19, 29 July 2019 (hist) by Lost Labyrinth
Write an article by Leverage10:57, 29 July 2019 (hist) by Leverage
Stanley Kubrick's fake moon landing: Fifty years later by PF4Eva02:04, 23 July 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
World-famous Moon Landing actor Buzz Aldrin delivers first-round KO to Floyd Mayweather by Aimsplode17:15, 22 July 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Nintendo Announces the Successor of the Wii: The Wii ii by Freestylebeaver16:54, 19 July 2019 (hist) by DWIII
Alabama hospital launches controversial program by Electrified mocha chinchilla16:53, 19 July 2019 (hist) by DWIII
Couple mistake kebab shop owner for missing Madeleine McCann by Pottsm16:53, 19 July 2019 (hist) by DWIII
Saddam Hussien is found guilty of the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson by, 19 July 2019 (hist) by DWIII
Empress of Europe interdicts Brexit! by Uwe Kulick18:04, 17 July 2019 (hist) by Uwe Kulick
Giants more likely to die, studies say by XDshempXD10:46, 17 July 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva

MainLast Edit
Creeper by Snippy08:48, 2 August 2019 (hist) by DWIII
The Joker by PsychotypeD08:46, 2 August 2019 (hist) by DWIII
Your Dad by, 2 August 2019 (hist) by DWIII
Potatoism by Rickle Pick01:20, 2 August 2019 (hist) by Rickle Pick
Henry David Thoreau by Psychokitten20:06, 1 August 2019 (hist) by
Portal:Music by FajitaTaylor20:03, 1 August 2019 (hist) by
Area 51 by Rolypolyman14:00, 1 August 2019 (hist) by Ryan cowok PV
Kirby by, 1 August 2019 (hist) by FatsGordo
An article that is currently being made one character per edit by Acataua00:34, 1 August 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
Long article by Cheeseboi20:00, 31 July 2019 (hist) by Supergeeky1
Koopalings by, 31 July 2019 (hist) by Supergeeky1
Dead or Alive by So So18:18, 31 July 2019 (hist) by Alhazred
Florence by Prettiestpretty16:46, 31 July 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode
Meatspin by, 31 July 2019 (hist) by
Wakefield by, 31 July 2019 (hist) by
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic by RedHot23:44, 30 July 2019 (hist) by Smagurnus
100 reasons to ban Lyrithya by Frosty20:19, 30 July 2019 (hist) by Zombiebaron
Angry Huffed Article by, 30 July 2019 (hist) by Zombiebaron
Timbuktu by Royhollak09:20, 30 July 2019 (hist) by
Svinesund by, 30 July 2019 (hist) by

Articles to fixLast Edit
Wind by Mr.ZinkyWinks01:32, 27 December 2017 (hist) by Anonymouqs
Category:Random by Sikon20:46, 16 October 2018 (hist) by TangentSine
Gymnastics by McAusten10:13, 14 February 2019 (hist) by McAusten
James Carville by Fred Nietzsche13:42, 19 February 2019 (hist) by The Pioneer
Pingu by Moi07:06, 25 June 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode

...and don't forget Special:NewPages .


  1. I hope that clears up any possible identification issues

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