User:Jesus F Christ/Parables

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Jesus F Christ's Prayer[edit | edit source]

- Matthew 6:9–13
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The edit on the subpage[edit | edit source]

- Matthew 5-7
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The parables of Jesus F Christ[edit | edit source]

The parable of the IP editor[edit | edit source]

-Mark 4:1-9
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The parable of the IP growing secretly[edit | edit source]

-Mark 4:26-29
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The parable of the potato seed[edit | edit source]

-Mark 4:30-32
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The parable of the Tenants[edit | edit source]

-Mark 12:1-11
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The parable of the budding RC[edit | edit source]

-Mark 13:28-32
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The parable of faithful editor[edit | edit source]

-Mark 13:33-37
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The parable of the user and the vandal[edit | edit source]

-Matt 13:24-30
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The parable of the leaven[edit | edit source]

- Matt 13:33
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The parable of the hidden treasure[edit | edit source]

- Thom 109
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The parable of the pearl[edit | edit source]

- Thom 76
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The parable of the net[edit | edit source]

- Thom 8
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The parable of the wandering sheep[edit | edit source]

- Matthew 18:10-14
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The parable of the Unmerciful Servant[edit | edit source]

- Matt 18:23-35
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- Mark 39:24:34
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The parable of the ten Virgins[edit | edit source]

- Matt 25:1-12
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The parable of Two editors[edit | edit source]

- —Matthew 21:28–32
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The parable of the Laborers at VFH[edit | edit source]

- —Matthew 21:28–32
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The parable of the Talents[edit | edit source]

- Matt 25:14-30
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The Parable of the Wise and the Foolish Builders[edit | edit source]

- Matthew 7:24-27
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The parable of the Good conservapedia user[edit | edit source]

- Luke 10:30-34
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Parable of VFD[edit | edit source]

- Luke 13:6–9
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The parable of Parable of the Unjust admin[edit | edit source]

-Luke 18:1-7
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The parable of[edit | edit source]

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Non-canon[edit | edit source]

The following were not shot out of a canon by Jesus, and so are considered by Jesus F Christ to be "non-canon", and are therefore probably even more bullshit than that detailed above.

Jesus F Christ's Sympathy For The Cabal[edit | edit source]

- Mick 8:88
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