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“Better to reign in Uncyclopedia than serve in Wikipedia”

– John Milton on stating the obvious

Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you their slave?

If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia!

This is the place where twice a year, Uncyclopedia users choose and vote for the most qualified users to be given the mop of power. Additionally, this is the place for votes to remove ops from a user, either in urgent cases, or during the regular bi-annual votes.

Rules for op votes

  • You may nominate whomever you want.
  • Only registered users whose accounts are at least 2 weeks old and have 75 constructive edits may vote on or nominate administrators.
  • No self-nominations.
  • Votes for bureaucrats and interface ops follow the same rules. Votes on those ends follow seperate vote counts.
  • Joke nominations and votes are permitted. These do not count towards normal vote limits, but each user is limited to a maximum of 1 joke nomination. Joke nominations should go on the bottom, in italics.

The process (all dates and times are calculated in UTC, unless someone gets lazy and is a few hours late/early)

  • Each user may nominate one sysop, beginning on the 1st of every April and October.
  • Until the 20th, users may vote on a maximum of three thirty sysop candidates.
  • From the 21st - 30th, current ops take the candidates with at least 50% of the leader's score and vote on who to op. The ten-day admin-only vote has been replaced by a ten-day admin-only bender, after which the crats will be too hung over to fulfil their duties on time. During the bender, late votes are still valid but dramatically groaned at.
  • On the last day of any month with 31 days, current ops play Russian Roulette to see who gets de-opped. (The Woodburninator goes first with a bazooka)

Rules for de-op votes

  • Only established users, per the above qualifications, may nominate an administrator to be de-opped.
  • Be professional, and lay out your case for de-opping clearly and with evidence of their supposed wrongdoing uploaded to Uncyclopedia, and linked in your nomination.
  • For a de-op to be successful, a supermajority (2/3) of votes must be in favor of the motion.
  • No half votes or semi-votes.

NB: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against wiki-terrorism.

Adminship

Soviet (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -0.5

Note: AtomicAnon nominated Soviet and forgot to leave a comment along with it (proof), so this isn't a self nom even though it looks like one.

For
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. I normally wouldn't vote for myself because I don't want to seem narcissistic, but I really need to do something with administrative privileges. SovietIcon.svg(talk) 18:37, 1 October 2026 (UTC)
    No self-nominations, my friend. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 18:55, 1 October 2026 (UTC)
    @Fish on skates: Not a self-nom.[1] SovietIcon.svg(talk) 19:10, 1 October 2026 (UTC)
  2. Orange.gif Forange. he welcomed me ☕ Hot Chocolate ☕ 16:31, 4 October 2026 (UTC)
    Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. He bribed me to vote for him ☕ Hot Chocolate ☕ 16:38, 4 October 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. because you told me to watchOS 7, the Pleb Behind The Tree 🥚 18:19, 4 October 2026 (UTC)
  4. Half for.svg Half for. He does help a lot with spelling mistakes, just not sure if he needs a block button user:Bottle made from Bottles made from user talk:Bottle made from Bottles 05:45, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
    Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Also for transparency he did ask me to vote user:Bottle made from Bottles made from user talk:Bottle made from Bottles 05:45, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  5. For ShabiDOO 18:25, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  6. PineappleGraphic.png Fineapple. Pumpkin.pngPumpkin.pngPumpkin.pngAtomicAnon Steal my electronsPumpkin.pngPumpkin.pngPumpkin.png 21:15, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm gonna vote for, because Soviet has done a lot of good work here. I have some issue with ce but Soviet carries out those edits well, and there's clearly a lot of effort and attention being made here.  Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 00:34, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. I would defend my friend Soviet, in different ways. Chuckizmybuddie (talk) 23:46, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
Against
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Nothing against him, and I definitely don't mean to hurt any feelings, but... the stuff from September is a little too recent for me to be comfortable voting "for". And I feel like he cares a little too much about making sure formatting meets his standards (capitalizing templates? really?) He's a good editor, but I don't know if I can trust him with the tools and/or modicum of power that comes with. Maybe next time, or if someone can convince me otherwise, i'll vote for. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 19:26, 1 October 2026 (UTC)
    Um yeah, I see your point. He did that to me too! It's not Wikipedia after all. But for me, it's like I'm more concentrated on the content (for a place where it's content-free) and conjuring up pics and gifs. I kinda got good at making gifs ha! But yeah, he's very precise. This site actually could use some cleaning up but don't go after us, ya know? I have to find some good pics now. Of a chupacabra. — The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
    Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I believe we have resolved all the issues in September, and I would never abuse admin privileges. SovietIcon.svg(talk) 19:48, 1 October 2026 (UTC)
    Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I admit capitalising templates went a bit far, and I've stopped that. I understand my past mistakes and hope to make amends. SovietIcon.svg(talk) 19:54, 1 October 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. i kinda agree with fish, but i don't know if i honestly agree with the points being made or if i am being biased based on some recent events (specifically, the edit war on Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/Archives/260), so i am going to abstain. --The Spooky, Scary, Cute Gamma HalloweenDVD.jpg BOO! ..No? Not scary? Damn. 19:40, 1 October 2026 (UTC)
    changing this to Symbol declined.svg Against. for the same reason that alula changed her vote to a strong against. The Spooky, Scary, Cute Gamma HalloweenDVD.jpg BOO! ..No? Not scary? Damn. 06:22, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. I kinda agree with Fish here. Soviet isn't a bad editor by any means, but a lot of his edits tend to "fix" a lot of stuff that really has no need to be fixed in any way, like inconsistent formatting between pages (we don't have any sort of Correct Formatting Guide™ we need to follow here, despite how much Brogo wishes for it). Not to mention Sputnik is not exactly being run super well given that it has been reverted and/or blocked numerous times for managing to repeatedly screw things up and most of the stuff it does is trivial at best. user:alulauser talk:alula 20:57, 1 October 2026 (UTC)
    Changing this to Symbol oppose vote oversat.svg strong against. Going around begging for votes on pretty much anything (and especially admin nominations) is deplorable behavior, and we should not reward it in the slightest. user:alulauser talk:alula 18:46, 4 October 2026 (UTC)
    Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. We have UN:SG. SovietIcon.svg(talk) 21:02, 1 October 2026 (UTC)
    That is a recommendation on how good formatting looks, not a Correct Formatting Guide™ that has to be followed. user:alulauser talk:alula 21:11, 1 October 2026 (UTC)
    Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. This makes me want to typo-fix every page. SovietIcon.svg(talk) 21:08, 1 October 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg He's not ready yet, give him time though. RealLifeCartman (talk) 21:05, 1 October 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. per above. Pumpkin.png Turb0-SunSpookrise Pumpkin.png 16:11, 4 October 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg Against. Self-nominating himself, the edit-warring Skates mentioned, reverting my funny edits… yeah, sorry not sorry, but I don’t see Soviet getting admin’d any time soon. —Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 18:13, 4 October 2026 (UTC)
    @Radical Rocko: 1. I didn't self-nominate myself, check the reference if you don't believe me. 2. Fish told me not to revert user page edits by experienced users and nothing about edit warring. 3. Your edit was not funny. SovietIcon.svg(talk) 18:27, 4 October 2026 (UTC)
    1) That doesn't negate my other points, though. 2) Skates and I were clearly referring to the incidents in September. 3) Which edit? 4) You didn't need to ping me. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:13, 4 October 2026 (UTC)
    @Radical Rocko: Soviet requested on my talk page. Also, they’ve been largely improving Uncyclopedia, so the For is worth it. The Roaring Pleb aka watchOS 7 (talk) 10:12, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol declined.svg Against. per alula, the talk page bombing is really unprofessional, even by uncyclopedian standards. ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🫑bell pepper for you! (talk)❄️ 05:54, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Once that bot of his is fixed, I'll reconsider. With love, Goulash Eurovision 2026 heart - Hungary.svg Fan 22:11, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
    Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. @GoulashFan: I have fixed it, and I can better improve it if I had the ability to block and unblock it. SovietIcon.svg(talk) 22:24, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. For those who have been asked by Soviet to vote for him, don't do it blindly. Analyze his contributions and intents before casting your vote. RealLifeCartman (talk) 18:40, 4 October 2026 (UTC)
  1. ↑ https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia:VFS&diff=6736786&oldid=6736771

RealLifeCartman (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 9
  1. Symbol for vote.svg N+F - He's been a loyal member of this community for two decades. He's very proactive on the site (by far more than I am), he's been around the block online, he knows code. I'd say he's a shoe-in by this point. -- Ѽ Kippyween 17:34, Oct. 4, 2026
  2. ☃ Snowman.. sure, why not? Pumpkin.pngPumpkin.pngPumpkin.pngAtomicAnon Steal my electronsPumpkin.pngPumpkin.pngPumpkin.png 13:01, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. An admin who can program is always a plus, and we can pay him in Snacky S’mores! —Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 14:17, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. lowkey i thought he already was one --The Spooky, Scary, Cute Gamma HalloweenDVD.jpg BOO! ..No? Not scary? Damn. 16:00, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  5. For ShabiDOO 18:25, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. user:alulauser talk:alula 20:59, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. A good guy. Sincerely, Goulash Eurovision 2026 heart - Hungary.svg Fan 22:13, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg Sense of humor, cool dude MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:32, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 21:33, 6 October 2026 (UTC)

MK (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. She's got some great CSS to steal and is generally helpful user:Bottle made from Bottles made from user talk:Bottle made from Bottles 05:55, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg You son of a bitch, I'm in. RealLifeCartman (talk) 07:39, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. I nominated her before and she doesn't want it.[1] SovietIcon.svg(talk) 11:10, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
    1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. ok didn't know that, sorry user:Bottle made from Bottles made from user talk:Bottle made from Bottles 11:14, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Mostly because i want actual confirmation that she doesn't want to be an admin this time either (voting based on an answer she gave half a year ago doesn't sit right with me). user:alulauser talk:alula 21:02, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. imma go ask on her talk page --The Spooky, Scary, Cute Gamma HalloweenDVD.jpg BOO! ..No? Not scary? Damn. 21:13, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg im good, maybe another time the thought is appreciated, really! buuuut im mid-break rn aaaaaand i think the ones we've got have been extremely good as long as ive been here. no need to throw myself into the octagon! thank you tho :3 Metal Kitten っ◔◡◔)っ 21:38, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  1. ↑ https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia:VFS&diff=6581047&oldid=6580958

Alula (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7.5
Oh, so is this for voting for Soviet? I thought it was. I have been dealing with a lot lately. I was terrorized at a Dollar General by some lumbering jacked psychos who got criminally insane with me because I walked in while they were in the middle of doing some cargo theft. I dunno. This corrupted district in Mordor is too crazy for me. — The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
@Nacky: This heading's a joke nominatiom for Alula, Soviet's nomination is somewhere above. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 02:10, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
Oh. I see. I keep forgetting that everyone here is also in the same Twilight Zone that I live in constantly and that nobody is going to act serious or official. Or even sane. Remember that time when the big bug people tried to give us all padded rooms to sleep in and we flooded the place to see if they would float? Good times. Good times. — The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I think she'd be a very sexy hula-dancer borat with two block buttons, also pimk, need I say more? user:Bottle made from Bottles made from user talk:Bottle made from Bottles 05:40, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  1. Everyone is so hot for Alula!!! ShabiDOO 18:25, 5 October 2026 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Bad Motherfuckers: 69
  1. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. Bad Motherfucker Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 18:40, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Soviet SovietIcon.svg(talk) 18:41, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  3. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 18:57, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  4. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. user:alulauser talk:alula 19:40, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  5. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. --The Spooky, Scary, Cute Gamma HalloweenDVD.jpg BOO! ..No? Not scary? Damn. 19:49, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  6. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. RealLifeCartman (talk) 23:20, 5 October 2026 (UTC)
  7. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. user:Bottle made from Bottles made from user talk:Bottle made from Bottles 05:41, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
  8. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. Pumpkin.pngPumpkin.pngPumpkin.pngAtomicAnon Steal my electronsPumpkin.pngPumpkin.pngPumpkin.png 12:37, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
  9. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. ShabiDOO 20:15, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
  10. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. ShabiDOO 20:15, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
  11. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. ShabiDOO 20:15, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
  12. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. ShabiDOO 20:15, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
  13. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. ShabiDOO 20:15, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
  14. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. ShabiDOO 20:15, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
  15. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfuckest. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 20:40, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
  16. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. does this mean that Badmotherfucker2.png Good Motherfucker. is an against vote and Badmotherfucker2.png Neutral Motherfucker. is an abstain? --The Spooky, Scary, Cute Gamma HalloweenDVD.jpg BOO! ..No? Not scary? Damn. 00:30, 7 October 2026 (UTC)
Yes. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 00:35, 7 October 2026 (UTC)
And Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfuckest. would be strong against? --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 01:28, 7 October 2026 (UTC)
I think Badmotherfucker2.png Good Motherfuckest. would be strong against and Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfuckest. would be strong for. --The Spooky, Scary, Cute Gamma HalloweenDVD.jpg BOO! ..No? Not scary? Damn. 03:17, 7 October 2026 (UTC)

Honky Tonk Man (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Intercontinental Champions: 102
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. he's The Greatest Intercontinental Champion of All Time! --The Spooky, Scary, Cute Gamma HalloweenDVD.jpg BOO! ..No? Not scary? Damn. 18:59, 7 October 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Obviously --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 19:12, 7 October 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg 100 VOTES FOR THE GREATEST INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION OF ALL-TIME!!!! Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 21:09, 7 October 2026 (UTC)

Bureaucratship

De-op

Everyone who isn't Fish on skates

  1. Orange.gif Forange. I should be running the place, it's true! This definitely won't cause problems or anything. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 19:16, 6 October 2026 (UTC)

Everyone who is Fish on skates

  1. PineappleGraphic.png Fineapple. SovietIconSpoopy.svg(talk) 19:19, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
  2. Orange.gif Forange. Fish is a real dip, don't you know! We should ban her, and feed her to the story-eating cat. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 19:26, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
  3. If your name is FishOnSkates you should be suspended by the balls over a pit of rabid starving possums and slowly lowered until all that is left is a fish skeleton, and some skates. ShabiDOO 20:14, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
    Rabid starving OPOSSUMs? --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 20:39, 6 October 2026 (UTC)
    OMG we aren't heathens, we wouldn't be that cruel! ShabiDOO 11:22, 7 October 2026 (UTC)
    Yeah that's just not right. Forange needs to chill down and get with it. Jesus. — The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
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