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...and so shall it be that every Admin is presented with Shit-Wading Galoshes, a Steel-Plated Banhammer, and an Industrial Strength HuffMaster 2000 upon inception to the order.
Better to reign in Uncyclopedia than serve in Wikipedia
John Milton on stating the obvious

Welcome to Uncyclopedia's VFS, or Vote For Sysops.

Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you his slave?

If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia! This is the place where twice a year, Uncyclopedia users choose and vote for their favorite users to be given the mop of power. Additionally, this is the place for votes to remove ops from a user, either in urgent cases, or during the regular bi-annual votes.

Rules for op votes

  • Only sandwiches may be nominated.
  • All nominations must be edible by humans.
  • Votes are limited to 1 per household.
  • Only registered users whose accounts are at least 2 weeks old and have 75 edits may vote on or nominate sandwiches.
  • No self-nominations.
  • When nominating a sandwich, you must describe it in as much detail as you feel like.
† Though "sandwich" could mean anything.

Rules for de-op votes

  • Only established users, per the above qualifications, may nominate an administrator to be de-opped.
  • Be professional, and lay out your case for de-opping clearly and with evidence of their supposed wrongdoing uploaded to Uncyclopedia, and linked in your nomination.
  • For a de-op to be successful, a supermajority (2/3) of votes must be in favor of the motion.

Please note: anyone caught disobeying the rules will face either an instant ban, infinite decapitation, or both.

The process

  • Each user may nominate one other user for sandwich, beginning on the 1st of the month.
  • Until the 20th, users may vote on a maximum of three sandwich candidates. If there are less than three candidates, users are allowed only one vote.
  • From the 21st - 30th, current ops take the candidates with at least 50% of the leader's score, and vote on who to op.
  • On the last day of any month with 31 days, current ops play Russian Roulette to see who gets de-opped. (Zombiebaron goes first with 6 bullets)

Candidates for March 2019 (not yet open)