Uncyclopedia talk:VFS

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Unless someone can fix this, I will continue to vote for having VFS's until it is fixed and rant monthly on how we do not have enough sysops

It is blindingly obvious we do not have enough sysops or vandal spree like this would not be happening. I invite every user who voted against to explain how this is not screaming "WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SYSOPS BECAUSE SHIT LIKE THIS SHOULDN'T HAPPEN IF WE DID" ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:37, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

Per Frosty. I came on here to write and had to start cleaning up vandalism. I don't like having to do that when it would be easier to simply block and then clean, or alternatively somebody else does the blocking. 30 minutes of chasing around what an admin could do in 5 - if there were admins around to do it. Ignoring Shabby's anti-admin rant, having minimal admins and deliberately keeping it at minimal means that most regular users and admins alike don't get the chance to actually write new content. Nominally Humane! 06:59 24 Mar

Frosty ... you could list a chain of 100 good reasons to have a new admin ... and it won't change anything. The admins are convinced there are too many admins, even though the vandalism sprees are wild and the feature cue is not cued and so many admins take off for exageratedly long breaks that Mimo seems like a regular contributor, but still ... they won't share their buttons and tools. A lot of the user base also seem to feel that way, some how, there are simply too many admins not doing everything that needs to be done, so, why, I guess according to their logic, should we get yet another admin, who wont do all of the stuff that needs to be done. It is a beautiful and elegant explanation of the most infaliable logic ever concieved on the internet. Good luck trying to compete with that my dear Frosty, maybe you are intelegent and clever enough to supercede the communities airtight confidence in the non need for needed admins and the non usefulness of having a useful admin who will do admin tasks that admins aren't tasking. :) --ShabiDOO 07:49, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

Considerng this is a nightly occurrence for me and Pup something has to give. But I think of it like this: An admin wonders into a vandal shitstorm and they just ban thm, they don't see a new for new sysops so they blindly vote aganst a vfs not knowing what happens while they sleep. I and Pup on the other hand, have to revert and wait for hours and hours for a sysop to show because there are none active when we are, and surprise surprise we still have vandals and we see the need for the VFS because there are no sysops when we are active. To be honest, there are no admins in our timezone and this needs to change, be it opping me, Pup, both or someone entirely different, I DON'T CARE just as long as I don't have to keep dealing with vandals and other users keep going on about how we have plenty of sysops. Yes in the American and European suited timezones we have plenty, but in the Australian, NZ, and East Asian we have fuck all and that seriously needs to change starting April, or well I for one will simply ignore it and write instead, I am not payed to deal with this crap so I will strike until it is fixed and I strongly advise users who feel the same way to do the same. Viva la revolution! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:23, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

I agree that we need sysops in the Australian/NZ/East Asian time zone. Evidently we're not incredibly popular there and there are only so many people, but we should work on something to that end. The notion though that vandal sprees wouldn't be happening with more sysops though is just ridiculous. Using the logic that so many do in comparing Uncyclopedia to a functioning real world government (which it is not), that's like saying if we had ten times more police officers, nobody would ever commit a crime. Things are going to happen. Things that are not irreparable and not eternally damning on the state of the wiki. For admins in whatever time zone(s) are deficient in them, but stock-piling admins is not justifiable by saying "bad stuff happened, we must not have enough enforcement." You could have ten admins for every regular user and shit would still happen. You'd have to entirely block IP edits and ban everybody who ever made the slightest unconventional or suspicious statement to accomplish what you're alluding to, and even then something would slip through the cracks. Vandalism will continue to happen, it will continue to be reverted, people will continue to ban the vandals, whether after their first edit or after a half an hour. As you say, you're not paid to revert them, and nobody's forcing you too. If you deem it unnecessary to spend your time cleaning up after vandals, then you simply don't have to do it. Somebody else will. Whether a regular user or an admin. In good or bad time. The result will be the same. This is not a call to arm against the "revolution", nor a definitive anti-new-admins statement, merely a counter to what I perceive to be poor logic in justifying new ones. -RAHB 08:58, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

Yes vandal sprees wouldn't stop with more sysops, however less rollbacker time would be wasted and more articles would get written. Because time reverting vandals could be replaced with time doing reviews, writing and actually enjoying the site. Isn't there something in that? Isn't there something in the idea of more sysops = less time wasted because vandals are banned before they can do any amount of damage = Happier users? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:05, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, that's a much more valid argument. Of course, any users made sysop would be devoting more of their own writing time to maintenance in being a sysop. If we were to, for example, op you and Puppy, which I think is a fine idea and would go far in fixing the issue of the gaps in the time zones, the two of you would be doing the maintenance you'd normally be doing, and be expected to, as well as having to deal with (for lack of a better example) things like what we're discussing now, spending your time explaining one thing or another to everyone else who seeks your opinion (or seeks to belittle it). Which is perfectly normal and is a part of the administration of anything, it's not to say that it's an annoyance. But being an admin takes time away from writing, reviews, etc. as well. And most of the users who I'd think of opping at the moment are at the least decent and at the most prolific and very good writers. -RAHB 09:12, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

Yes but with vandals instead of reverting everything they do in the time frame between sign up and when somebody else shows up (which can take several hours) it can be over in as little as 5 minutes with a simple "oh look a vandal, bans". And this is the point a think most of the users that vote against don't get, one doesn't have to focus their efforts on one user who is causing problems, but can stamp them out in one quick action and move on to deal with other things and truth be told, the time saved from these blatant vandals greatly outweighs the time wasted on other administrative stuff. Well, thats enough from me, if it can't sway users next month then so be it, but hopefully it will. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:31, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

The vandal trail and the lack of keeping up the feature que shows that admins don't stay real active at specific times and/or seasons. Frosty and others should have a banning stick for sure, even if you don't want to call them admins or syops or whatever - the power is in the button not the title! It's wonderful that he and Puppy and Tasmania and others are doing admin work, and if they can't be given a simple button (if they abuse it, take it away) then my name isn't Aleister (it isn't). Aleister 9:40 24-3

I thought you were Senator something-or-other. Nominally Humane! 09:53 24 Mar

I’m not aware of the wiki logistics of implementing this but is it possible to give a user a 24 hour banhammer of doom? For example, Frosty checks the recent changes and notices User:NiggafuckergangstertrollerniggerintheDaClub437McNiggernigger wrecking the joint, bans him/her for 24 hours to get rid of him/her and then an Admin, when He/She/It wakes up from their slumber can check to see if the ban was justified or not. This way, the Admins can keep their elite status while giving trusted users the necessary weapons needed to battle the barrage of arseholes with nothing better to do than destroy a wiki destined for the big VFD in the sky. I understand and I wish to continue. . 10:49, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

Not really. Theoretically it's possible, but it would mean creating a new user type and that would involve a truckload of work. So it simple isn't feasible. Nominally Humane! 10:56 24 Mar

Like RAHB says, more admins does not equal less vandals. If you don't wanna spend your precious time cleaning up after a vandal then just don't do it. -- The Zombiebaron 11:15, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

@RAHB. Being an admin isn't a job, but it does have it's demands. Being a user is also not a job, but has similar demands. People come to me for suggestions, advice, or to belittle my advice. I spot vandalism now and I do what I can to fight it. I end up spending more time on things like this then actually writing. The difference being that if I spot something in a protected page that needs altering, want to huff or unhuff an article, or ban a pesky vandal, I have to be one of the many annoyances on a current admins time. And the horrible fact there is that I waste my time, and yours, over what may end up being a triviality, but it's time wasted. I'm damned good at working around restrictions like this, but it's still a pest. The only argument against more admins is "we have enough." That doesn't mean that more would not be beneficial. Taking your police analogy before - police stop crime in two ways, by stopping the perpetrators, and by being a visual deterrent to potential perpetrators. Take Willy on Wheels as an example. He started going through Wikipedia and working out what the strengths and weaknesses were. His mission, as it were, was to try and see how many edits he could make before he was stopped. It took a creation of a new user type (rollback) to eventually encourage him to stop. We are facing a similar issue with this current pest. He knows what the strengths and weaknesses of our anti-vandal measures are, and he preys on them. Having more anti-vandal measures will mean he will need to adjust or, hopefully, just quit. Long texty block but in a nutshell - Pro column suggests that having more admins means admin tasks are spread more thinly and admins can get back to editing more. Con column has this lonely "we already have enough" which makes very little sense. By all means I wouldn't suggest giving admin rights to all and sundry, but at the same time not giving them to users who have already shown that they are active, significant members who work tirelessly for the good of the overall community to share the burden of being an admin would be a bad idea because... I have trouble ending that thought. Nominally Humane! 11:20 24 Mar

Zombie...you are 100% correct. More admins doesn't = less vandals. More users dedicated to reverting vandals (and the ability to do it), means vandalism is diverted more quickly. It's totally unconstructive to tell a user who wants to help fight vandalism...to not even bother if he feels like it's a waste of his time. He's saying it would be far less of a waste of time if he had that bloody button. That button that the admins seem terrified to share. --ShabiDOO 17:20, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

I'd be a lot more inclined to give your comments consideration, Shabidoo, if you weren't such a tremendous asshole. Now switching over to someone (Puppy) who took the time to actually articulate his thoughts in a calm and diplomatic manner, and didn't just continue on with a torrent of over-the-top sarcasm, I do see your point, Puppy. Feasibly there's no argument I can think of to deny that thought so I'll go along with this and see how it goes. Touching on Lyrithya's much earlier point, I guess the block against opping new people is sometimes related to the odious idea that somehow when people are opped they're married to adminship and allowed to behave like they have tenure or something. I'm prepared to vote in favor of new admins, although I'd hope that some of the other ops (particularly the crats) could become convinced that taking another look at the de-opping policy would be a good idea. While good administrators can come out of frequent VFS, I do foresee the distinct possibility that there'll be more frequent occasions of ops who just aren't handling it properly (Not that there aren't a few now). So yes, no thanks to Shabidoo's utter disregard for preserving the image of this side of the discussion, I'll go along with this. -RAHB 19:27, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

Our current deopping process seems to work fine: if a majority of the community (with more weight put on the opinions of admins) agrees that somebody should be deopped, they get deopped. The fact that nobody has ever been deopped (permanently) just proves how cool and sexy all of our admins are. -- The Zombiebaron 22:17, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

The biggest promotion of vandalism is arguing pointlessly about vandals. The biggest detraction from writing is arguing pointlessly with each other. There is a ton of both of that going on at this page, and still less than 10 articles completed for Conservation Week. This wiki is a sad mess. --112.187.239.21 20:01, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

HAHA

I do believe it has been April 1st for the last 9 hours. <3 Australian Eastern Standard time :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:51, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

"All dates and times are calculated in UTC". But as it is nearly 11pm March 31st UTC you can probably go ahead and reopen the vote now. -- The Zombiebaron 22:57, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Excellent, that extra hour shall make all the difference :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:58, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

There's a weird Vote For Sysops on all pages. So I vote for the guy that everyone else thinks is an asshole. I think he can grab me and take me in a most exciting way. Or maybe he's just 50 Shades of fucked up? I dunno. Nacky (talk) 13:08, 10 April 2020 (UTC)Nacky

Since the focus is here at the moment..

Unban me from #uncyclopedia on the IRC FFS. 03:14, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

PremierTM <<<<< 03:15, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Pretty sure you aren't banned from IRC, Tom. -- The Zombiebaron 03:43, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Voting clarity

It seems funny, but Lyrithya stated in her edit comments that her Oppose/Support/Neutral were not votes, (or !votes for the code inclined). They've been taken as votes, and then struck from the record because she had "voted" too many times. Romartus has decided to vote with an Oppose instead of an Against and now TKF has decided to do the same as his previous vote didn't count because he didn't say Oppose or Against or anything of the sort. Just for a little bit of clarity - and I know I'm asking a lot here - could people voting mark their votes with a clear For/Against or use {{For}}/{{Against}}. Or if commenting, actually say Comment or something. I know that the idea of having a structured approach may be a little silly, but it often helps. Nominally Humane! 12:52 25 Apr

Puppy, just take the hint. Run away through the hole in the fence. Chase the ball into the street. Tie your tail to a bowling ball and roll a strike (huh?). Choke on a stick. Go hump some legs. If you think that a "not vote" means "not vote" when it's clearly somehow a vote, you need more treats and your tummy rubbed. Aleister (I still don't know why all three can't just be opped. Stupid rules) 13:13 25-4-maybe '12, maybe '13

Oh look who wanders past... "Aleister". The trouble maker. This guy. "Aleister" declined his nomination for VFS and therefore generated all subsequent related issues and problems. I say we just force this "Aleister" to accept sysop regardless of if he wants it or not. The temptation to use the sysop tool will be unbearable, and we can then break his soul. MrN 13:34, Apr 25

Seconded. I despise the unwanted British Irish children of Australia.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:36, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

T'be sure, t'be sure. Top o' the mornin' to ye. Potato potato. Nominally Humane! 01:45 25 Apr

First lol of the morning. I needed that today:0)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:54, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Kiss him, he's Irish. And make it an Australian Kiss. You know? It's like a French Kiss, only... ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Apr 26 '12 9:20 (UTC)

He gets circumcised we talk... till then - no deal.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:50, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Really? Foreskin == dealbreaker? Man, you got low standards. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Apr 26 '12 10:03 (UTC)

I feel special

I like how the admins are voting aginst people to spite those that voted against their favourites, makes me feel special. But seriously, lol at the fact this is not going to ever going to get an un-bias, drama free result. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:07, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

yeahhhh...what else is new. I'm going to leave my hat in the ring next time, just so I can see how hard Lyrithya will oppose me. Gonna be a blast. XD ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Apr 26 '12 9:16 (UTC)

Yeah, nobody's perfect, lest of all piece of shit Uncyc users like some all of us. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 09:50, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Perhaps the VFS contention has been the irritating amounts of democracy added to the system and also the ambivalence towards the candidates. I'm voting for Kang.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:53, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

I think the mere notion of voting against people should be abolished. Why not uplift another person rather than bring one down? And to avoid drama, why not limit the voters to write for, without a TL;DR reason why they did? Mattsnow 10:33, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

I disagree, you're essentially choosing who gets to run the site here and if you lack confidence in someone its better to voice that opinion that to keep it to yourself and hope it all works out. And speeches make them seem important :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:42, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

The tl;drs are some of the funniest contributions that some editors make. Nominally Humane! 10:45 26 Apr

Damn I forgot to add they are often hilarious. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:47, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Skullthumper and the Frog sure could write some long-winded shit. Too bad they doused themselves in napalm jelly, lit themselves on fire, and jumped from top floor of the Sears Tower. They will be missed. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Apr 26 '12 10:50 (UTC)

...forgot to mention, I found their last collaboration before their suicide pact here. Enjoy! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Apr 26 '12 10:53 (UTC)

Good idea, but...

... there was a vote in the first round of VFS. The overwhelming majority supported new admins, with one or two exceptions. There was then a vote on the number of admins. Ignoring the few joke votes for 1 admin, the votes fell heavily on the side of two new admins. Two of the admins complaining now didn't bother to vote in the first round - although one did comment - and didn't bother to nominate in the second. One of those admins is one who "left" and brought the need to a head, and now has come back to "not vote".

Turning around and saying "There are a few complaints, so ignore the original vote" goes somewhat against the purpose of the original vote. While I have no issue with the idea on it's own merit, it's probably way past the time for these complaints to have been voiced about the nominees (as these could have been raised in the second round of voting) and now a number of votes needs to be tallied and not much else. Nominally Humane! 02:11 27 Apr

But then there's this (NB: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against wiki-terrorism) in the rules/process section. So I call Kings-X on your note. Ha! Cleanup in aisle 5. Aleister 14:18 27-4-'12

Given it's only ops voting in this round, that would suggest it's the ops who are the ones doing the wiki-terrorism. So the ones who are causing the drama get to choose how best to handle it? That's like using opping only the people appearing on UN:BP. And you're in check. Nominally Humane! 02:23 27 Apr

I think the optimum words in the rules are "for any reason" (wiki terrorism is a given in the present situation, so they have to play the lay of the land). You forgot to take into account that all chessboards have trap doors in selected squares from which things in check can escape and pop up behind the opposite-colored pieces and silently tip-toe off. Aleister 14:28 27-4-'12

I'm trying to get a situation where none of the current sysops oppose what we end up doing. Currently that might happen. MrN 14:36, Apr 27

So the opposition of the few is more important than the will of the many? Nominally Humane! 02:55 27 Apr

In my opinion harmony amongst the sysops is more important than worrying about procedure. It's only a suggestion. MrN 15:15, Apr 27

I know it's probably not something altogether popular at this very moment but maybe we could leave the idea of new ops for now - The arguments for new sysops this month were pretty weak at best. We could leave this for a couple of months and have a new round of nominations when there's clear consensus?--Sycamore (Talk) 15:30, April 27, 2012 (UTC)

There was clear consensus on the need for sysops. So I'm now definitely pulling out of the contention. That leaves only the four candidates, and whichever current admins have voted for (or against) me have the option of changing their vote. Because at the present stage I'm actually happier to have this drama over with and have the candidates that I feel would make good admins (ie - any two of the four) to be opped. That, and I'd like to be an admin at ED at some stage, and they may not allow me to have both roles. Nominally Humane! 03:56 27 Apr

Nothing has even changed. I just made a suggestion on the VFS page. Drama? I don't understand what you are talking about. Sorry. MrN 16:00, Apr 27

Well, anyway you sound pretty sure that you want to withdraw from this months VFS, and I have to say that I'm sorry to hear that. I will remove you now. MrN 16:57, Apr 27

Maybe I'm wrong, but I think that in the second round you can't just remove your name, can you? Puppy would still be voted on on his merits. The man is a coding genius, why withhold some of the best coding from him? I think MrN was just coming up with a way to give all three of them the codes, which is really cool. Aleister 23:17 27-4-'12

I think more of a way to stop everyone arguing. Which everyone seems incapable of doing. Anyway its going to be emc and Xamralco anyway so what does it matter, Puppy withdrew and certain admins are too paranoid to op me, I'm a conflict of interest and will let trolls in at the front door. (Yes the accusations are starting to hurt, thanks for asking!) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:33, April 27, 2012 (UTC)

Understanding what Sycamore Said

It seems like we're not very good at this at all. Maybe we should start being funny again. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:07, April 27, 2012 (UTC)

I'm not very good at anything. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:29, April 27, 2012 (UTC)

23,000 edits say something different. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:33, April 27, 2012 (UTC)

The edits lie! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:49, April 27, 2012 (UTC)

I actually only went through 6300 of them. I am a fraud. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:54, April 27, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, I stole them from someone. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:56, April 27, 2012 (UTC)

I'm out

This is hardly ground-breaking news, but I just want to make sure that whoever is in charge knows of this so then can cross my name out. My original plan was to get as many votes and on the last day, drop out and tell my constituents to vote for the next best person. Seeing as how that didn't happen, I'm just going to go ahead and drop. Frankly, I never would have accepted the admin position; I don't know enough, don't have enough experience, and kind of hate this place. As thus, I'm going to take a few weeks or months or whatever time off from this hellish place. Signing out --OliOmniOmbudsman 17:01, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

Welcome to group politics Oliphaunte. Ive lived and worked in a lot of "democratic" group settings, and, based on my experience, uncyclopedia is a very strong decision based on consensus oriented group. There are a few nasty people, a few dictator like characters and some occasional blown out drama, but, again, in my experience, that kind of thing can happen on a daily basis in social structures similar to this one. Compared to a real life news organization, office or social club, uncyclopedia is cloud number nine. The ratio of stupid dicks compared to decent people is very low, and the amount of authority complexes and unilateral decisionmaking is pretty small compared to how many things flow smoothely without even a hitch. And compared to how outright hostile this place could be a couple years ago, there is, if anything, an open and welcoming atmosphere and lots of people trying to improve it every day.

Sorry you hate this place. Good luck with whatever you do, and make sure you keep your grandmother away from me. No means no Oliphaunte, seriously, no never means yes with me. --ShabiDOO 21:41, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

You've raised a good point. I'll have to sleep on it before I make any further decisions regarding my own personal drama with this place. I'm not trying to start an argument or anything, I tend to sometimes be dramatic, which I hate but still let happen sometimes, such as in this case. For now, I merely wanted whoever was in charge of VFS to cross my name out so the other three contestants have a tighter competition (Xam didn't have any votes and now he has three after Pup dropped out, for example). In the meantime, I'll be doing things under the radar, like I always have, but to a lesser extent.

Catch you around IRC Shab. Also, she says she'll be in your bedroom tonight. I'd lock the doors if I were you. --OliOmniOmbudsman 22:26, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

You know what, I've just realized I'm being overly dramatic. I think the stress of this week finally got to me. Dis-regard all of my past statements for this week. --OliOmniOmbudsman 22:33, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

Comments disregarded. Also, Oli, remember that once you're in Uncyclopedia, you're in for life. Like the Mafia. Or the Crips and Bloods. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Apr 28 '12 22:49 (UTC)

Double quit... >_< thats piss poor even for our standards. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:09, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

Don't you start too. Jk. It's been a rough week and I let my nerves get to me by channeling my frustration out on the site. --OliOmniOmbudsman 23:10, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

I figured that the best way to circumvent all the stupid that was happening around this was to quit out of VFS. Given that being an admin - in my mind - is actually a chore rather than a reward, it made sense to just avoid it. As it is, I've now been told that me trying to avoid the dramathon that this turned into was "childish", which really stings. The major stupid behind all of this - that I can count, and I could have just as easily waited a few days and most likely I would have been opped. As far as I'm concerned, the community supported the candidates they felt were the ones who would represent them, but the actions of a few who consider being an admin a role of power that they don't want to share with someone who will openly disagree with them, which is where all this starte in the first place. So e|m|c is being opped simply for not having shaken the boat for a while, and Xamralco is being opped because he is unlikely to disagree with the current admins. Or in short, the people who are least likely to make decisions are the ones that are most likely to become admins, and the site will remain stagnant. So as far as I am concerned, there's no point in me trying to make this place any better, which means there's no point in me bothering to stay. There is also no point in me trying to avoid drama here any more, so I feel very free to say the obvious - the current VFS structure has pushed this site to a point where the ones that make the crucial decisions are happy to let it slide further into obscurity, and any movement that would pull away from that is considered to be dangerous and therefore is stamped upon in order to keep the status quo. And keeping the status quo in a moving landscape means dying. Otherwise we would accept the reality that we are a multimedia site and encourage the inclusion of video and audio, instead of deleting it and fighting against anything that encourages it's creation. We would actually work towards the ideas of social networking in an open way that increases our position in the blogger-sphere rather than restricting it to what amounts to little more than lip service and a way of preaching to the choir. We would attempt to grow our base of articles, and focus on the creation of things that would bring people to the site rather than putting more effort into deleting the things that are sub-par but with promise. And to be honest we would ignore the backwater that is IRC as a dying medium rather than making it a priority for deciding on who actually can make a decision.

Then again, I've only been here for a short time, written some okay articles, done a few reviews, and been a part of a few small projects. What would I know? I'm just a childish bully. Nominally Humane! 02:49 29 Apr

Ok, Dave Chapelle. Of course, if somebody calls you a childish bully, you could...also either get introspective, or just chose to ignore them, if you think they're wrong. That might be one course of action. At any rate, you could've waited until you were made an admin, and then made the same points. As for it being a chore, well, nobody ever accused Olipro of doing any work around here. Hope ya change your mind some day and come back. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Apr 29 '12 3:40 (UTC)

I don't hope he changes his mind and comes back. -RAHB 07:41, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Cold showers all round. Puppy, you are pulling a bit of a Multiliteralist move here, a great writer but an incorrigible 'flouncer'. I personally regret any contributor leaving this website as I think it offers a great platform for anyone who wants to work in a collaborative project. In my early days here I was harsh with some of my 'no votes' on a feature until others pointed this out to me. So I changed my approach. No doubt everyone has an opinion about what Uncyclopedia needs or doesn't but I trust we can keep our exchanges here and IRC civil, or at least, the faux-abuse level that others like to operate in but is clearly understood as such. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:24, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Puppy, Oliphaunte, I am sorry to hear of any upset you've suffered. I know I'm not the only one who will miss you if you leave. Now let's all stop taking everything so seriously shall we? PENIS! Ah, that's better. --Black Flamingo 12:56, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

 Penis --ChiefjusticeWii 13:07, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Big sweaty fishy smelling penises! --ShabiDOO 15:05, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Fish on a bicycle, Sapphic angling. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:18, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

It is kind of too bad that the people who take Uncyclopedia so seriously often take it too seriously. Spinning parakeet cunts lost in a rainbow hedge maze of pubic hair. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:32, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Whaaaaa? "often take it too seriously", not a good idea and that attitude often gives other people a chance to enjoy the site too. As a wise old woman named Zana once darkly told me, those who throw no stones should live in glass houses and sometimes light the fireplace with gadgets. Aleister 3:20 May Day '12 (UTC)

As a wise man once said: "Boobs." —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:25, 1 May 2012

Hey Socky, that reminds me, unless I'm not mistaken you just won the Perv of the Month! An honor better than VFS or those Nobel things. Yay Socky PVotM. Aleister 3:30 May Day '12

I take great pride in my title. Have I mentioned I like boobs yet? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:35, 1 May 2012

I prefer tits over boobies. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, May 1 '12 4:42 (UTC)

If we keep adding comments, will it eventually go off the page? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:37, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

I unno. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, May 1 '12 7:04 (UTC)

I uno. Or "do know", even. Just look at Forum:Delete IRC or Talk:Incompleteness Theorem. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:42, 2 May 2012

My oh my...the (20)00s was a very strange decade indeed! Though he does have a point...the internet should be deleted. --ShabiDOO 23:02, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

How did Frosty...

... get opped without having a community vote? I thought the Admin only round was for "nominations". I read three nominations during that round. While I'd completely support Frosty becoming an admin, isn't there a process involved here that has been completely ignored? Given Zombiebaron's process gave a community vote, aren't we now supposed to have exactly that? Nominally Humane! 05:40 18 Sep

Yes, three users were nominated. However, one of those users got only one vote, and the other user is extremely inactive. Therefore, after round 1 there was only one candidate remaining, Frosty, and so he was opped. -- The Zombiebaron 05:46, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

So we have a minimum of two votes - or a nomination and a second - before a candidate can be considered nominated? And excess of 30 edits in the past 30 days? (Again, Frosty is the clear choice, but if we're setting up a precedent where we're ruling people out prior to second round voting, I'd like it to become hard guideline rather than seeming to change on a whim. Especially as Frosty was voted fairly strongly against the last time we had a VFS run.) Nominally Humane! 05:52 18 Sep

There are no "guidelines". It's obvious to anybody with two eyes that Frosty was the only choice. No need for two more weeks of voting/drama. -- The Zombiebaron 06:17, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

Okay. As long as we make it clear this was an arbitrary decision made by yourself rather than actually doing anything with community consensus. Nominally Humane! 06:50 18 Sep

Google defines arbitrary as "based on random choice or personal whim, rather than any reason or system," so I'm pretty sure whatever this decision was, it wasn't "arbitrary". We held a week long admin nomination/vote round and this was the result. -- The Zombiebaron 06:53, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

Also, POTR is gay. -RAHB 06:59, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

There are no "guidelines" is the definition of an arbitrary ruling. As for nomination/vote round, there was a system put forward by yourself that included a week long nomination round, and from there it goes to a voting round. There was no voting round there beyond the nomination round, which means you've instituted a system that you've managed to go outside of the first time it has been put into practice. As I said. I fully support Frosty as an admin. But this system you've put in a place is a joke. Why not just change it to say "What I say goes" as that's what has happened in practice. Nominally Humane! 07:02 18 Sep

You keep talking, but you still haven't explained to me how we were supposed to have a two week voting period with only one nominee. -- The Zombiebaron 07:05, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

Three nominees were added in there. While one is inactive (and shouldn't have been nominated) the other is an active member and was nominated. There is no guideline stopping either f these two being considered valid candidates. If you have a nomination round, and it comes out with three nominees, then there is a need for a voting round, by the nature of the system you put forward. Nominally Humane! 07:11 18 Sep

I am truly sorry that I forgot to add a clause that clearly stated "please use common sense" when I wrote my proposal, I thought it was redundant. -- The Zombiebaron 07:17, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

So Mr-ex is not considered a real member of the community and therefore his nomination can be comfortably ignored? Nominally Humane! 07:30 18 Sep

Mr-ex's nomination was a joke. -- The Zombiebaron 07:32, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

And we've never voted on a joke nomination as admin before? Nominally Humane! 08:10 18 Sep

There is a pretty big difference between the sockpuppet of an admin and Mr-ex777. I reread what you wrote above and I think you have misread my proposal: only the "top scoring" nominees progress to Round 2, so Mr-ex's nomination is irrelevant. -- The Zombiebaron 08:21, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

Zombie Barons VFS proposal revisited

Admins nominate candidates. Then whole community votes, one user=one vote. (switching things around). Perhaps nows a good time to entertain the idea with broad new horizons and oreo cookies dancing ontop of clouds. --ShabiDOO 02:09, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

I think if we do this, maybe save it for next time. It is a little late and we can't change the system this month.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 02:12, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

It's not too late at all. Nom stage is not for a few days. In any case, doesn't hurt to see what people think. --ShabiDOO 02:22, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

True, true.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 02:24, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

Sandwich removal

On uncyclowikia they have apparently got rid of the sandwiches from their vfs. Should we do the same? I don't know if we need more sysops, but at the moment there's nothing anyone can officially do if they'd like to be or nominate one. That doesn't seem right to me somehow.

Finally, it does seem to take quite some time to get deletions/blocks done. I don't know if this is really a problem or if my attention span is just too short, though. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 02:52, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

The system for electing new admins was updated some time ago (before we left Wikia), and we moved towards using the Village Dump to handle all new elections. If you feel we need more admins you should start a discussion to that effect in the Dump. I, however, don't really think we need more admins. If you want to speed up the response times for deletions and ban requests, please come visit us on IRC and tell us there. -- The Zombiebaron 03:00, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

ok, thanks. I didn't realise that. I have to go to bed now but if things aren't done by tomorrow I will try IRC. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 03:11, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

Read my forum on the wikia for the points for a new vfs. I didn't suggest it here for a few reasons. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 15:46, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

Is there a worthwhile candidate? --ShabiDOO 16:51, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

I wanna to nominate The Pioneer for Sysops

The Pioneer (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser has been very proactive in the organizing and reunion of the Uncyclopedias and would make a great op. 74.82.255.169 (talk) 15:36, 9 March 2019 (UTC)

Uh, you need to fulfill the regulations. If you are to nominate me, hide your IPs from non-checkusers and non-sysadmins, be active for the next half year, and maybe you can nominate me at the next VFS on September. Maybe. If you are not one of those weirdos around here recently.--The Pioneer 18:07, 18 March 2019 (UTC)

Question

If I nom someone for admin, can I also nom the same guy for interface admin? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:41, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

You can, but...Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:16, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

But...with that nom there will be more noms. Nom nom nom. And then the next thing you know, the biscuits are all gone! Nacky (talk) 01:39, 1 May 2021 (UTC)Nacky

Where's My Hat?

I seem to be missing my hat. Where's my hat? It's a 1920s style hat for my being in The Family. I'm in the role of Alexandra something or other. I wasn't iced. I was just away for a while and now my hat is gone! Everyone else still has their hats. I notice things like this. Nacky (talk) 00:46, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

Not really appropriate here. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:16, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

Did you check your hat rack? WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:18, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:51, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

Yes I checked it, or what was left of it. Bugsy used it to hang some wise guy on and it broke it. BTW since when is anything appropriate here? Nacky (talk) 22:27, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

Have you checked in any closet? Be sure to go all the way inside the closet! Heh heh heh... WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 23:12, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

Oh no! I'm not falling for that trick again! Nacky (talk) 00:23, 2 April 2021 (UTC)

Minor rule update (if anyone wants to read this)

So uhhh, from next VFS onward there will be a joke nom cap of 3. There's nothing else to this, i just felt like there were too many of them. Any questions can be taken to my talk page, if you want to ask some. 20:25, 16 October 2023 (UTC)

November 12, 2023. You reap what you sow. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:28, 16 October 2023 (UTC)

Never been limits, don't agree with this. ShabiDOO 08:57, 17 October 2023 (UTC)

Aww com'on, lettuce have some fun! This only happens twice a year, which may as well be once a year doubled. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:20, 17 October 2023 (UTC)

Just for what it's worth, I'm kinda torn here. I get Alula's point, but I also get everyone else's points. MrX blow me 15:03, 17 October 2023 (UTC)

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I've been thinking about this since yesterday, this might not have been the best idea. So i'm probably just getting rid of said rule update. Does anyone care if i do that? 21:25, 2 April 2024 (UTC)