User talk:Bad Motherfucker
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Hey I really enjoyed that one. hope you don't mind the edits. Feel free to revert them as it is your article. Yet another good one :) ShabiDOO 00:25, 7 November 2024 (UTC)
- Thank you! As always I appreciate your contributions to my articles, the edits on Bubbles the Clown definitely improved the quality of the article and were frankly hilarious!
Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:10, 7 November 2024 (UTC)
Biden Wins?[edit source]
BAAAH HAAA HAAAAS ha ha haaa! Lol. Smuggler 01:53, 7 November 2024 (UTC)
- 538 ELECTORAL VOTES?! HE'S OUT OF HIS FUCKIN' MIND! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:56, 7 November 2024 (UTC)
about the person you just banned[edit source]
i recognize them, they're not Crocotta. they're a long-term abuser from encyclopedia dramatica named "Inspector Joe". i recognize them because they did this exact thing on ED. jackson • π ±οΈππ • π«²πΏπ· • 02:50, 11 November 2024 (UTC)
- They both can..... GET FUCKED! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 02:53, 11 November 2024 (UTC)
Hello[edit source]
Hi there, I really appreciate the message! I am currently reading through every one of the help pages I can find before trying to actually post anything or make any edits. My biggest issue is probably going to be learning about all of the proper linking and sourcing that is required here. I will certainly make some dumbass mistakes, however, I usually do not make them over and over again.
My favorite pastimes are huffing paint and writing shit. My favorite huffing paints are Silver and Aquamarine Blue. My favorite writing style is English, but I am also fluent in Gibberish, which pairs perfectly with the Silver.
I also like long walks on the beach and the color purple.
Thanks, Jimbo β Preceding unsigned comment added by OGjimbo (talk β’ contribs)
- Welcome to Uncyclopedia. Enjoy your time in this comedic pit of Hell! Don't worry about making mistakes, we all start somewhere and the community here is approachable if you need any help or advice! Enjoy editing! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:40, 8 January 2025 (UTC)
Wrongful spam filter[edit source]
Hello, I made a article here: https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Pantantrant/sandbox, but I can't make a article called "What counts as Linux?", probably because I included the word "Android" in it, as it said it thinks I'm trying to promote something. Tell me any corrections I need to make to post it, thanks. - Pantantrant
- @Pantantrant: the filter this wiki has is rather stupid. my suggestion is that you make some small edits on articles until you become an extended confirmed user; that way you'll probably be able to bypass the filter. also see UN:SIGN to check how to properly sign your posts. πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 18:46, 9 March 2025 (UTC)
Thanks. Pantantrant (talk) 18:54, 9 March 2025 (UTC)
- I've made you a confirmed user, so the filter shouldn't be bothering you anymore.
19:40, 9 March 2025 (UTC)
Thanks again. Pantantrant (talk) 19:48, 9 March 2025 (UTC)
Thanks for making me an admin[edit source]
No fancy template, just a monkey typing random letters on a keyboard. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 04:35, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- No problem, congratulations and enjoy. You can now finally ban Dani to your heart's content. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 17:02, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
Hey[edit source]
Can you make a couple templates for other Boston sports teams? (Bruins, Patriots, Red Sox) Only saying this because you're the guy who made the Celtics one. --The one and only Turbs (trash my edits. You know you want to, Alula) 01:57, 19 July 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah of course my man I'll get right on that Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 04:24, 20 July 2025 (UTC)
hey again[edit source]
Can i get added to the Marshals Service? --
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 23:27, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
- Sure, I'll go ahead and add you. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 09:49, 24 July 2025 (UTC)
hey yet again[edit source]
@Bad Motherfucker: I got some ideas for you for Unscripts, seeing as you've wrote some funny ones before:
Quentin Tarantino's Lord of the Rings
Quentin Tarantino's Simpsons
and an idea for a scene in Simpsons:
Bart makes a prank call. Moe from Moe's Tavern says "I've traced this number. The police are on their way." The FBI bust in, find bart, and blast his head off with a shotgun. --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) 01:47, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
once again[edit source]
Can i use Dick and Bud for a project I had an idea for? Just imagining them commentating it makes the article way better in my head --The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 11:02, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
- I wouldn't care but I would encourage you to make up your own characters for your articles. That's some of the most fun I've had on here is making up these stupid little characters and intertwining them with one another, you know what I mean? Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 18:42, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
- Well, they seem to be the best (and only) commentators, and they're already well known.
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 22:53, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
- Well, they seem to be the best (and only) commentators, and they're already well known.
The UnSignpost rises! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
With the Tampon Bay Retards being eliminated from playoff contention, the Boston Red Sox officially clinch a playoff position. FUCK YEAH!!!!OPOSSUM Loses His Shit (for the billionth time) As usual, nobody cares.
By Turb0-Sunrise
The legendary marsupial OPOSSUM has officially lost his shit.
Opinion: Nebraska sucks
By Schism
Man, Nebraska sucks. Think about it. They provide nothing but milk, and I can go get milk at home anyways or something. Wait... no I can't. Point is, there's other sources of cow milk or whatever. And besides, other people can make milk too! Not to mention Kansas or South Dakota, who could all easily make more milk than Nebraska if we just sink Nebraska into the sea and move all of Nebraska's population into the other states. Fuck Nebraska!
Biopic
Uhh, wait until next week.
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UnSignpost News The UnSignpost will now come out every Wednesday, at approximately whenever the fuck i get around to it EST.
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Also, new Presidential Classic? FUCK YEAH!
Turb0-Sunrise(Talk to me, Goose!) 20:13, 24 September 2025 (UTC)
- Hell yeah, not sure when I'll finish it. Been looking forward to making a new one for awhile. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:17, 24 September 2025 (UTC)
How does it feel[edit source]
Knowing that, with this very message, I have surpassed your edit count? Turb0-Sunrise(Talk to me, Goose!) 20:07, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
- I feel the need to go masturbate. Excuse me just a moment while I pleasure myself loudly. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 17:44, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
Oh God, not another UnSignpost![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
We just got over Gerg's Shitroom existing[1], and now we have yet another competitor. TropicalPanther's "New Tropical Times" has arrived on the newspaper scene this last Sunday. Damn it, I wanted the cool job nobody else had! And seriously, what's with this line? L10N! GET IN HERE AND FIX THIS!Turb0-Sunrise in the Ho(u)S(e)?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Among many random events going on today, UnSignpost editor Turb0-Sunrise has made it into the Hall of Shame with his latest
article, Road Rage.
Sockpuppets
By who do you think
We have a socker! Wikicreator2562 is a rampant sockpuppeteer. With 5 confirmed socks, be on the lookout for any article on the fictional piece of bullshit Cherbia, or anything concerning the HowTo Store.
Biopic
Gergdown, formerly Theultimategergdown, is the creator of articles such as Lawrencium, as well as Make it to Ketchikan's Vancouverite Sojourn, is
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KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 07:26 11 4 2025. 14:21, 8 October 2025 (UTC)
Stop, collaborate and listen! USP is back with a brand new edition![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
A new forum topic, Ask Turb0, has opened up. The forum allows people like you to ask Turb0-Sunrise questions about anything. that's right, anything. The top 5 questions each week get on the USP. Like, we need questions. Please.USP-GS Merger?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Gerg's Shitroom author Gergdown and I are considering a merger. Does this really matter? No. Will anything change? No. And the merger actually happened. Will the world implode? Find out next on Uncyclopedia: The Soap Opera!
What's with all the new users?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Within the past month or so, several new users have popped up. Soviet, Teh Epik Duck, DestructiveCriticism, and LavaLampDrinker, just to name a few. Is this the Uncyclopedia comeback we've been waiting for for the past 12 years or so? Or is it false hope? Only time will tell.
Biopic
Soviet, one of the newest users on the site, has been a prime contributer to the ASBOxAAT series, notably helping black out the whole canvas in the small version of ASBOPAAT, and creating a large Canada leaf that Fish better not turn purple! in the big version.
- What are some of the best hiking trails on the Presidential Range? -OPOSSUM
- In short, Jewell Trail, Tuckerman Ravine Trail, and the Crawford Path.
- Which is more versatile, big sticks or pool noodles? -OPOSSUM again
- Big sticks, as they can be used for all things pool noodles can be used for, save cannons.
- U got a big stick? ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) -OPOSSUM yet again
- Perchance.
- why do you guys in new england call shit different things, why do you call water coolers "bubblers", why do you guys call "cold" as 31*F and not -1*C, ect. -Gergdown surprisingly
- I don't know about the bubbler thing, but we do call remote controls "clickers" up here. And -1*c is basically the same as 31*f, so it's about the same.
- How many hours of sleep do you get? -Soviet
- Yes.
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π»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire π»07:26 11 4 '25 16:50, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
i made you something[edit source]
Bad Motherfucker.π»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire π»07:26 11 4 '25 19:59, 16 October 2025 (UTC)
- I dig it! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:05, 16 October 2025 (UTC)
- Wield it with honor. π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π»07:26 11 4 '25 20:11, 16 October 2025 (UTC)
- Wield it with honor. π»CUN Turb0-
You beat that bullshit "I'm not a robot" thing on Neal.fun?[edit source]
cool π»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire π»07:26 11 4 '25 01:37, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
- Haha yeah, the worst part was the rhythm game. I've always been bad at those. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:38, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
- Excuse me? Rhythm? The hardest one i've gotten to is the Waldo one, but that was genius π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π»07:26 11 4 '25 12:00, 24 October 2025 (UTC)- The rhythm game is the last real challenge you need to do, if I remember correctly. The last challenge is just a video of the creator of CAPTCHA talking, and then awarding you the certificate. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 16:45, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
- oh hey, i also beat that game π gergdown π π 17:02, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
- WHY IS THERE DISEMBODIED FEET ON THE GUITAR CAT LEVEL π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π»07:26 11 4 '25 17:17, 24 October 2025 (UTC)- One game of his I'll never beat, is definitely the password game. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 17:26, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
- Same, that one gets me at level 5, what the fuck does it mean by "must add up to 25" π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π»07:26 11 4 '25 17:28, 24 October 2025 (UTC)- And what and where the hell is a guitar cat π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π»07:26 11 4 '25 17:28, 24 October 2025 (UTC) - @Turb0-Sunrise: level 5 basically means "for every digit in your password, they must add up to twenty five." so for example, if i had 55555 in my password, then it would count, because 5+5+5+5+5=25. i recommend doing 25 1's though, you'll see why... π gergdown π π 19:32, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
- What's today's wordle π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π»07:26 11 4 '25 19:42, 24 October 2025 (UTC)- @Turb0-Sunrise: solve it doofβi mean it's tuber π gergdown π π 19:56, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
- What's today's wordle π»CUN Turb0-
- And what and where the hell is a guitar cat π»CUN Turb0-
- Same, that one gets me at level 5, what the fuck does it mean by "must add up to 25" π»CUN Turb0-
- One game of his I'll never beat, is definitely the password game.
- WHY IS THERE DISEMBODIED FEET ON THE GUITAR CAT LEVEL π»CUN Turb0-
- oh hey, i also beat that game π gergdown π π 17:02, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
- The rhythm game is the last real challenge you need to do, if I remember correctly. The last challenge is just a video of the creator of CAPTCHA talking, and then awarding you the certificate.
- Excuse me? Rhythm? The hardest one i've gotten to is the Waldo one, but that was genius π»CUN Turb0-
The spooky USP is here![edit source]
By Fish on skates
The epidemic of spooky signs is almost over, hopefully. It all started when I made up a new "spookysig" featuring purple and orange as opposed to my normal eye-burning pink, Hatsune Miku blue, and neon brown. Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire joined in the fun when he made up his own spooky signature. A newcomer, Teh Epik Duck, also made a spooky signature, rebranding himself as Teh Spooky Duck and putting an additional color in there, green. Who will be the next to become spooky? ALL-CAPS MARSUPIAL? Oneshot Bird, perhaps? Maybe even Daniel Pinus the 3rd? Anything goes when it's spooky sig season!Gergdown finally does something useful
Local hozer and resident dumbass Gergdown has finally done something useful for Onwards to Boston, uploading probably one of the best songs ever, "Dirty Water" by The Standells. You can listen right over there on the right.
Turb0 Upgrades His Pages
By Turb0-Sunrise
After stealing various stuff from Gerg, Turb0-Sunrise's user and talk pages actually kick ass now. Seriously. Go look at them. The talk page header is particularly nice. Gerg's headers are neat too. Check those out.
Identity Criseses Among Us
By Who the fuck do you think
Apparently, many users are not who they think they are. According to Gerg, Alula and DaniPine3 are the same person, Opossum is ASSGORE DREEMURR, Big MOCCASIN Billy is the Friend Inside Me, Knife Guy is THE ROARING KNIGHT, and I'm Toby Fox. Ask him about it.
Alternatively, you may read it here.
Biopic
- what do you plan on doing for the rest of your uncyclopedian career? -Gergdown
- Your mom!
- if i were to turn you into a bigfin squid would you become Turb0-Squidrise? -number dude
- bluug blorp blub.
- the vancouverite sojourn paradox: since vancouverite sojourn has music, templates, and images, and has more pages than efo, is it technically mitk 2.5? -gerg
- yes
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βYeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a person who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana.β -Gergdown
If you are over 18 and a smoking hot firefighter, you could also piss on me. -Shabidoo
π»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire π»07:26 11 4 '25 21:42, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
incredibly important question[edit source]
Do you dig it? π»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire π»07:26 11 4 '25
so you say, huh.[edit source]
What's Jamaican Gandalf like? KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 07:26 11 4 2025
- The only true way to understand Jamaican Gandalf is to meet him. But, do not meet him by being a criminal. You WILL befall a terrible fate. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:57, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
- β because it's actually funny. Nice work, gerg.