User talk:Bad Motherfucker
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your talk page is empty no longer[edit source]
i'm so evil. 
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 23:37, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
An UnSignpost did it[edit source]
By Fish on skates
Continuing on the "was here" userbox trend where people make userboxes saying they were here, Gammakid999, MK, and L10nM4st3r have userboxes of their own.
People have opinions on the Yankees
By Fish on skates
Turb0-Sunrise has started a "War of the Yankees". It all started when he made a "YANKEES SUCK" userbox. Noopnurf then made a "YANKEES RULE" userbox, and MK and Gamma quickly coming in to attack Noop or the Yankees or... I don't even know anymore. I'm just here to watch the chaos, which is why I made a "YANKEES NEUTRAL" userbox.
Beat a Dead Shoe contest
By Fish on skates
OPOSSUM made a contest for the title of "Moccasin Man" because he's done with moccasins. Soviet's Bot won by putting the most moccasins on OPOSSUM's userpage.
Injoke created and overused, setting new record
By Fish on skates
US President RealDonaldTrump made Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!), a page that was meant to test some new feature. Turb0 then voted on its VFH page, with many others including me and several admins voting. Because I think I'm sooo clever, I made a VFH page for the VFH. And because Turbs also thinks he's soooo clever, he made a VFH page for that, and a VFH page for that. Gergdown also contributed somewhat to the joke. Alula later deleted the test page and closed all of the nominations.
Biopic
Cassie, also known as Cassandra, is a bureaucrat I'm pretty sure, and has been around for a long time. Anyway, she's not dead. Pretty sure. She's on the active users template and I hope she stays a while.
- What is your opinion on '___ was here' part 2? — Gammakid999
- i have one, don't i?
- what's on your 2026 bingo card — Fish on skates
- i don't have one
- did you win 2025 bingo? — Gammakid999
- no
- do you the spoon? — Fish on skates
- no
From The Logs
- 04:47, 11 January 2026 Cassie (talk | contribs) huffed page User:Soviet (UN:VFD)
- 19:05, 14 January 2026 Alula (talk | contribs) blocked Turb0-Sunrise (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (clearly learnt his lesson from last time. oh wait)
- Abuse filter blocked MK with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (Blocked by abuse filter. Description of matched rule: Mandatory cancellation)
Top VFH Competitors
- Maxipad (3/0)
- Osu! (5.499/2)
- UnBooks:Harry Potter Summarized in Less Than a Minute (3/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Microwave oven (5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News Turbs got blocked so now I have to deliver this thing. And he was also messing with the UnSignpost template so it may look weird.
Quote(s) of the Week
“Fish "I don't change the score number" "on" skates strikes again”
– Gerg
--Dame Fish on skates 
CUN 23:41, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Driving in my car right after an UnSignpost[edit source]
By Fish on skates
L10nM4st3r and DaniPine3 blocked each other and unblocked themselves a lot. The entertaining edit summaries were "Not banned enough yet", "blocking me when i did nothing >:[", ">:]", "Finger slipped", "Finger slipped again", and "banged my head on the keyboard". See for yourself.
The Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game
By Fish on skates
MK has potatochopped a whole bunch of trading cards of active or notable Uncyclopedians to make an article that's been requested for years.
MITK song rankings still ongoing
By Fish on skates
You, yes YOU, can rank some Uncyclopedian-made songs! Part of the hit albums Make it to Ketchikan and Bust into Boston these noises you hear before you can be ranked for the second time! So what are you waiting for?
Biopic
In the span of some time that I'm too lazy to count, Deemox has gone from a total noob to a slightly less total noob. He's already made an article and in my humble opinion has quite a lot of potential.
- what would you do if someone used Template:Welcome on your talkpage nowadays? (For no particular reason) — Gammakid999
- archibe
- how about {{Oh dear}}? would you like an oh dear? — Fish on skates
- yes
- a Template:Welcome-anon, perhaps? — Gammakid999
- gimme
- What do you think about my bot? — Soviet
- you had a bot?
- What tasks should my bot do? — Soviet
- i dunno
- Are the allegations true? I'm not going to elaborate, for comedic effect. — Gammakid999
- yes and no at the same time
- favorite non-ASBOWAAT article that you didn't write — Fish on skates
- uhh get back to me on that one
From The Logs
- 20:20, 19 January 2026 L10nM4st3r blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 10 minutes (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (Not banned enough yet)
- 20:21, 19 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 10 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (blocking me when I did nothing >:[)
- 16:46, 21 January 2026 Therealcmack created page Kirkification (An author's descent into madness.)
Top VFH Competitors
- UnNews:RFK Jr. fat-shames Annoying Orange (1/2)
- Berkelium (4/0)
- Maxipad (3.5/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Osu! (7.5/2)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
“FOR THE LOVE OF JOHN, ARCHIBE!!!”
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:33, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
Hey, that bump is shaped like the UnSignpost![edit source]
By Fish on skates
Gergdown has unleashed an "Agenda 2026" that aims to make Uncyclopedia great again, one edit at a time. This plan has quite a few people onboard already, probably because people will join anything advertised in a big fancy box.
Teh Epik Duck unbanned, retires
By Soviet, Turb0-Sunrise, and Fish on skates
"Newcomer" and Wikipedia sock puppeteer has finally gotten unbanned after socking and vandalism. Three months ago, Teh Epik Duck consistently vandalised talk pages, forums and encyclopedic articles before being banned by Alula for being a dick.
“Unblock me now you retard.”
– Teh Epik Duck
clearly showing this was his masterstroke. He resorted to socking but was quickly banned for an extended period of three months.
However, Duck requested his userpage and subpages be deleted as he has retired. Miss him, miss him.
Last chance to vote!
By Fish on skates, who hasn't yet voted on the top 10
Time's running out to vote for the xOTY awards and the top 10 articles of 2025! So what are you waiting for? Get your LaziBum to the polls and be opinionated!
Biopic
It was L10nM4st3r's birthday on the 25th. He's the guy that made the original a story built one word at a time, a cat-loving bot, the word "tytpo", and everyone's favorite page-blanking recent-changes-flooding userscript. Here's to another year of mastering lions, or lioning masters, I'm not sure.
- Do you drive a Saab 900? — Gammakid999
- what the fuck is that
- opinions on said Saab 900? — Fish on skates
- see above
- have you attended Harvard? I'm working on a conspiracy theory and need to know. Also do you like burger king? — Gammakid999
- i attended fenway park
- do you even intend to answer any of these questions? — alula
- yes and no at the same time
- What is your home address? (I need it for the theory) — Gammakid999
- take your mother's. don't change anything about it.
- What operating system do you use? — Soviet
- one that's better than gerg's
- Do you edit at school/work? — Soviet
- yes
From The Logs
- 01:52, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 40 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (suggesting that I, an ADMIN, should get banned. this is clearly conspiracy against the [totally non-existent] cabal!!!)
- 02:18, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 41 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (idea of Turb0-Sunrise (plus, you edit conflicted on my own talkpage!!!!))
- 00:32, 28 January 2026 DaniPine3 huffed page Your Article Name (wtf is this: content was: " == The Bee Movie Script == {{", and the only contributor was "Soviet's Bot")
Top VFH Competitors
- 12 year olds invading the Internet (2/0)
- You (5/0)
- Kirkification (5.5/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Rob Gronkowski (13/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
“OH BOB SAGET!!! SHIT. SHIIIT. GOD DAMN IT!!!”
“I BLEED CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA!”
– Gergdown