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Hey I really enjoyed that one. hope you don't mind the edits. Feel free to revert them as it is your article. Yet another good one :) ShabiDOO 00:25, 7 November 2024 (UTC)

Thank you! As always I appreciate your contributions to my articles, the edits on Bubbles the Clown definitely improved the quality of the article and were frankly hilarious! Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 01:10, 7 November 2024 (UTC)

Biden Wins?

BAAAH HAAA HAAAAS ha ha haaa! Lol. Smuggler 01:53, 7 November 2024 (UTC)

538 ELECTORAL VOTES?! HE'S OUT OF HIS FUCKIN' MIND! Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 01:56, 7 November 2024 (UTC)

about the person you just banned

i recognize them, they're not Crocotta. they're a long-term abuser from encyclopedia dramatica named "Inspector Joe". i recognize them because they did this exact thing on ED. jackson • πŸ…±οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ • πŸ«²πŸ—ΏπŸ· • 02:50, 11 November 2024 (UTC)

They both can..... GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 02:53, 11 November 2024 (UTC)

Hello

Hi there, I really appreciate the message! I am currently reading through every one of the help pages I can find before trying to actually post anything or make any edits. My biggest issue is probably going to be learning about all of the proper linking and sourcing that is required here. I will certainly make some dumbass mistakes, however, I usually do not make them over and over again.

My favorite pastimes are huffing paint and writing shit. My favorite huffing paints are Silver and Aquamarine Blue. My favorite writing style is English, but I am also fluent in Gibberish, which pairs perfectly with the Silver.

I also like long walks on the beach and the color purple.

Thanks, Jimbo – Preceding unsigned comment added by OGjimbo (talk β€’ contribs)

Welcome to Uncyclopedia. Enjoy your time in this comedic pit of Hell! Don't worry about making mistakes, we all start somewhere and the community here is approachable if you need any help or advice! Enjoy editing! Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 21:40, 8 January 2025 (UTC)

Wrongful spam filter

Hello, I made a article here: https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Pantantrant/sandbox, but I can't make a article called "What counts as Linux?", probably because I included the word "Android" in it, as it said it thinks I'm trying to promote something. Tell me any corrections I need to make to post it, thanks. - Pantantrant

@Pantantrant: the filter this wiki has is rather stupid. my suggestion is that you make some small edits on articles until you become an extended confirmed user; that way you'll probably be able to bypass the filter. also see UN:SIGN to check how to properly sign your posts. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:46, 9 March 2025 (UTC)

Thanks. Pantantrant (talk) 18:54, 9 March 2025 (UTC)

I've made you a confirmed user, so the filter shouldn't be bothering you anymore. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:40, 9 March 2025 (UTC)

Thanks again. Pantantrant (talk) 19:48, 9 March 2025 (UTC)

Thanks for making me an admin

No fancy template, just a monkey typing random letters on a keyboard. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 04:35, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

No problem, congratulations and enjoy. You can now finally ban Dani to your heart's content. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 17:02, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Hey

Can you make a couple templates for other Boston sports teams? (Bruins, Patriots, Red Sox) Only saying this because you're the guy who made the Celtics one. --The one and only Turbs (trash my edits. You know you want to, Alula) 01:57, 19 July 2025 (UTC)

Yeah of course my man I'll get right on that Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 04:24, 20 July 2025 (UTC)

hey again

Can i get added to the Marshals Service? --Sun-asplode.gifYour favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise Sun-asplode.gif (trash my edits. you better do it) Sun-asplode.gif 23:27, 23 July 2025 (UTC)

Sure, I'll go ahead and add you. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 09:49, 24 July 2025 (UTC)

hey yet again

@Bad Motherfucker: I got some ideas for you for Unscripts, seeing as you've wrote some funny ones before:

Quentin Tarantino's Lord of the Rings

Quentin Tarantino's Simpsons

and an idea for a scene in Simpsons:

Bart makes a prank call. Moe from Moe's Tavern says "I've traced this number. The police are on their way." The FBI bust in, find bart, and blast his head off with a shotgun. --Sun-asplode.gifYour favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise Sun-asplode.gif (LETS GO RED SOX) Sun-asplode.gif 01:47, 4 August 2025 (UTC)

once again

Can i use Dick and Bud for a project I had an idea for? Just imagining them commentating it makes the article way better in my head --Sun-asplode.gifThe Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise Sun-asplode.gif (LETS GO RED SOX) Sun-asplode.gif UHC 11:02, 9 August 2025 (UTC)

I wouldn't care but I would encourage you to make up your own characters for your articles. That's some of the most fun I've had on here is making up these stupid little characters and intertwining them with one another, you know what I mean? Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 18:42, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
Well, they seem to be the best (and only) commentators, and they're already well known. Sun-asplode.gifThe Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise Sun-asplode.gif (LETS GO RED SOX) Sun-asplode.gif UHC 22:53, 9 August 2025 (UTC)

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Hunt for Red Soxtober OFFICIALLY ON! FUCK YEAH!!!
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With the Tampon Bay Retards being eliminated from playoff contention, the Boston Red Sox officially clinch a playoff position. FUCK YEAH!!!!

OPOSSUM Loses His Shit (for the billionth time) As usual, nobody cares.
By Turb0-Sunrise

The legendary marsupial OPOSSUM has officially lost his shit.

Opinion: Nebraska sucks
By Schism

Man, Nebraska sucks. Think about it. They provide nothing but milk, and I can go get milk at home anyways or something. Wait... no I can't. Point is, there's other sources of cow milk or whatever. And besides, other people can make milk too! Not to mention Kansas or South Dakota, who could all easily make more milk than Nebraska if we just sink Nebraska into the sea and move all of Nebraska's population into the other states. Fuck Nebraska!

Biopic

Uhh, wait until next week.

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Also, new Presidential Classic? FUCK YEAH! Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Talk to me, Goose!)Sun-asplode.gif 20:13, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

Hell yeah, not sure when I'll finish it. Been looking forward to making a new one for awhile. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 20:17, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

How does it feel

Knowing that, with this very message, I have surpassed your edit count? Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Talk to me, Goose!)Sun-asplode.gif 20:07, 29 September 2025 (UTC)

I feel the need to go masturbate. Excuse me just a moment while I pleasure myself loudly. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 17:44, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

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Yet more competing bullshit.
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We just got over Gerg's Shitroom existing[1], and now we have yet another competitor. TropicalPanther's "New Tropical Times" has arrived on the newspaper scene this last Sunday. Damn it, I wanted the cool job nobody else had! And seriously, what's with this line? L10N! GET IN HERE AND FIX THIS!

Turb0-Sunrise in the Ho(u)S(e)?
By Turb0-Sunrise

Among many random events going on today, UnSignpost editor Turb0-Sunrise has made it into the Hall of Shame with his latest article, Road Rage.

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By who do you think

We have a socker! Wikicreator2562 is a rampant sockpuppeteer. With 5 confirmed socks, be on the lookout for any article on the fictional piece of bullshit Cherbia, or anything concerning the HowTo Store.

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Gergdown, formerly Theultimategergdown, is the creator of articles such as Lawrencium, as well as Make it to Ketchikan's Vancouverite Sojourn, is one of the only Canadian Uncyclopedian still around. Gergdown is also the author of Gerg's Shitroom. Go read that. Nothing happens here.
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USP-GS Merger?
By Turb0-Sunrise

Gerg's Shitroom author Gergdown and I are considering a merger. Does this really matter? No. Will anything change? No. And the merger actually happened. Will the world implode? Find out next on Uncyclopedia: The Soap Opera!

What's with all the new users?
By Turb0-Sunrise

Within the past month or so, several new users have popped up. Soviet, Teh Epik Duck, DestructiveCriticism, and LavaLampDrinker, just to name a few. Is this the Uncyclopedia comeback we've been waiting for for the past 12 years or so? Or is it false hope? Only time will tell.

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Soviet, one of the newest users on the site, has been a prime contributer to the ASBOxAAT series, notably helping black out the whole canvas in the small version of ASBOPAAT, and creating a large Canada leaf that Fish better not turn purple! in the big version.

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  • In short, Jewell Trail, Tuckerman Ravine Trail, and the Crawford Path.
  • Which is more versatile, big sticks or pool noodles? -OPOSSUM again β€” [nil {{{u2}}}]
  • Big sticks, as they can be used for all things pool noodles can be used for, save cannons.
  • U got a big stick? ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) -OPOSSUM yet again β€” [nil {{{u3}}}]
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  • why do you guys in new england call shit different things, why do you call water coolers "bubblers", why do you guys call "cold" as 31*F and not -1*C, ect. -Gergdown surprisingly β€” [nil {{{u4}}}]
  • I don't know about the bubbler thing, but we do call remote controls "clickers" up here. And -1*c is basically the same as 31*f, so it's about the same.
  • How many hours of sleep do you get? -Soviet β€” [nil {{{u5}}}]
  • Yes.
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U got a big stick? ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) -OPOSSUM

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πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘» 16:50, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

i made you something

Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker.πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘» 19:59, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

I dig it! Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 20:05, 16 October 2025 (UTC)
Wield it with honor. πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘» 20:11, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

You beat that bullshit "I'm not a robot" thing on Neal.fun?

cool πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘» 01:37, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

Haha yeah, the worst part was the rhythm game. I've always been bad at those. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 01:38, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
Excuse me? Rhythm? The hardest one i've gotten to is the Waldo one, but that was genius πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘» 12:00, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
The rhythm game is the last real challenge you need to do, if I remember correctly. The last challenge is just a video of the creator of CAPTCHA talking, and then awarding you the certificate. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 16:45, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
oh hey, i also beat that game πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 17:02, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
WHY IS THERE DISEMBODIED FEET ON THE GUITAR CAT LEVEL πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘» 17:17, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
One game of his I'll never beat, is definitely the password game. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 17:26, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
Same, that one gets me at level 5, what the fuck does it mean by "must add up to 25" πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘» 17:28, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
And what and where the hell is a guitar cat πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘» 17:28, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: level 5 basically means "for every digit in your password, they must add up to twenty five." so for example, if i had 55555 in my password, then it would count, because 5+5+5+5+5=25. i recommend doing 25 1's though, you'll see why... πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 19:32, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
What's today's wordle πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘» 19:42, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: solve it doofβ€”i mean it's tuber πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 19:56, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

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The epidemic of spooky signs is almost over, hopefully. It all started when I made up a new "spookysig" featuring purple and orange as opposed to my normal eye-burning pink, Hatsune Miku blue, and neon brown. Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire joined in the fun when he made up his own spooky signature. A newcomer, Teh Epik Duck, also made a spooky signature, rebranding himself as Teh Spooky Duck and putting an additional color in there, green. Who will be the next to become spooky? ALL-CAPS MARSUPIAL? Oneshot Bird, perhaps? Maybe even Daniel Pinus the 3rd? Anything goes when it's spooky sig season!

Gergdown finally does something useful
By Turb0-Sunrise
Local hozer and resident dumbass Gergdown has finally done something useful for Onwards to Boston, uploading probably one of the best songs ever, "Dirty Water" by The Standells. You can listen right over there on the right.
Turb0 Upgrades His Pages
By Turb0-Sunrise

After stealing various stuff from Gerg, Turb0-Sunrise's user and talk pages actually kick ass now. Seriously. Go look at them. The talk page header is particularly nice. Gerg's headers are neat too. Check those out.

Identity Criseses Among Us
By Who the fuck do you think

Apparently, many users are not who they think they are. According to Gerg, Alula and DaniPine3 are the same person, Opossum is ASSGORE DREEMURR, Big MOCCASIN Billy is the Friend Inside Me, Knife Guy is THE ROARING KNIGHT, and I'm Toby Fox. Ask him about it.

Alternatively, you may read it here.

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  • what do you plan on doing for the rest of your uncyclopedian career? -Gergdown β€” [nil {{{u1}}}]
  • Your mom!
  • if i were to turn you into a bigfin squid would you become Turb0-Squidrise? -number dude β€” [nil {{{u2}}}]
  • bluug blorp blub.
  • the vancouverite sojourn paradox: since vancouverite sojourn has music, templates, and images, and has more pages than efo, is it technically mitk 2.5? -gerg β€” [nil {{{u3}}}]
  • yes
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πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘» 21:42, 29 October 2025 (UTC)

incredibly important question

Do you dig it? πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘»

so you say, huh.

What's Jamaican Gandalf like? Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif

The only true way to understand Jamaican Gandalf is to meet him. But, do not meet him by being a criminal. You WILL befall a terrible fate. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 01:57, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

Damn the torpedos USP!=

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There is no news
By Turb0-Sunrise

Nothing. At. All. Interesting. Has. Happened. Period. Wait, yes there has.

My userpage gets vandalized
By Turb0-Sunrise

Yeah. Fuck you, IP. Seriously, why mine though? Aren't there 7 or 8 active admins to do that to? What did I even do?

Turb0 gets thumbsucker
By Who do you think

Yeah. That happened. Thanks, MrX.

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  • Whos your favorite vocaloid -hockey salmon β€” [nil {{{u1}}}]
  • none of them
  • What do you think of grammer not sees? -Commie β€” [nil {{{u2}}}]
  • fuck them.
  • How do you spend your time outside of Uncyclopedia? -Rat β€” [nil {{{u3}}}]
  • Bold of you to assume he does spend time outside of Uncyclopedia -Fish. Thank you, Fish.
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Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 20:23, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

Oops, we did it again!

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Gerg rips me off
By Turb0-Sunrise

August 30, 2025. I create a little project called Turb0pedia. I then proceed to forget about it for three months. Then Gerg rips me off.

Erm, actually... I didn't even fucking know about your project until now πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“ I ripped off from that rat though β€” Gerg

Fuck
By Turb0-Sunrise

Yeah, I forgot about this. I've been busy. Wait for next week.

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  • Which "full name" do you prefer: Turbothy, Turbonathan, Turboseph, or something else? -Fish β€” [nil {{{u1}}}]
  • Turb0 is my full first name.
  • Did you finally get a life? -Soviet β€” [nil {{{u2}}}]
  • Came within about 6 inches of getting one.
  • Do you have a Wikipedia userpage? -Fish β€” [nil {{{u3}}}]
  • No.
  • Are you tired of us asking questions? -Fish β€” [nil {{{u4}}}]
  • No.
  • Do you like my humour? -Soviet β€” [nil {{{u5}}}]
  • It's good, but not the greatest. (see Aleister or anybody else on the HOS for some pointers)
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Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 00:50, 13 November 2025 (UTC)

turb0 forgot to add the 4 brackets, so i had to step in πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 04:20, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
it's because i was a dumbass and procrastinated and ended up publishing waaay late Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 04:26, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

Are we running out of USP talkpage headers? Yes.

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TropicalPanther gets banned
By Turb0-Sunrise

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! TropicalPanther, probably the luckiest user on the site[2] had been banned. This came after repeatedly creating a sucky UnNews. Originally allowed talkpage access, Panther then threatened to SUE Uncyclopedia. First off, for what? Second off, with what lawyer?

My userpage gets vandalized
By Turb0-Sunrise

Along with several random user's pages,[3] some dick of an IP decided to go on a vandal spree.
It was about 10:30 PM ETC. Me, Gerg, Zorua, and OPOSSUM were the only ones awake. Suddenly, racoons vandalism. Some IP "blanking" pages with a clever bit of wikitext. Then it escalated. Quickly. Full-on blankings, calling us cunts, and a whole shit-ton of other stuff. Fun times.

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  • Opinions on Chicago? β€” [nil {{{u1}}}]
  • Ew.
  • Do you know what a kilometer is? β€” [nil {{{u2}}}]
  • no
  • Face reveal when? β€” [nil {{{u3}}}]
  • no
  • What country are you from? β€” [nil {{{u4}}}]
  • What do you think
  • You like 3d modeling? -Soviet β€” [nil {{{u5}}}]
  • Ya like jazz?
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  1. ↑ because it's actually funny. Nice work, gerg.
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Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 23:02, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

Insert USP header here

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Thanksgiving is coming
By Turb0-Sunrise

It's that time of year again. Turkeys and shit. Finally.

Not much
By Turb0-Sunrise

Eh, it's been mostly quiet over the past week or so. LPTEW got archived, I made some new sigs, the Yankees still suck, and everybody's having a gay fun old time.

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The USP is back in town!

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The UnSignpost wants writers, just like YOU! Please message Head ShitslingerTM Turb0-Sunrise here. You get a pair of gloves so your hands don't smell, as well as a chance to get looked at funny by your peers. Offer stands until Christmas, so hurry your ass up and get in here!

Still quiet around here
By Turb0-Sunrise

Man, where is all the action lately? It's so quiet around here. We have 180 "active" editors, but nothing's happening. I guess a MITK page got vandalized. Gerg updated the Shitroom design, but other than that, nothing really.

Perple Alerska
By Who do you think

After a long war with Gergdown, the Perple of AIBOPAAT will forever be on the Alaskan flag.

RealDonaldTrump Breaks Stuff
By Turb0-Sunrise

RealDonaldTrump, resident President and one of our template experts, managed to break a very important template. After making an edit to Template:Big, something happened. Hundreds of pages only displaying numbers where there once was big text. After a message to Alula, it was fixed and now everything is fine again.[citation needed]

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  • fatass deer must win -Turb0-Sunrise
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Yankees suck.pngTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Yankees suck.png 18:46, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

Merry Christmas, you bastards

Christmas Turb0.png
Merry Christmas and a Turb0 New Year
I've been here only a few months, but these few have been amazing. Lots of laughs, 5 featured articles, YANKEES SUCK, and so much more.


Through hundreds of rollbacks, so much has changed since July. New users, A few old ones coming back, and a whole lot of moccasins.
As the sun sets on another year, do remember that I'm under the mistletoe right now. :3
Lovingly yours,[nuh uh]


Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas

01:30, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

incredibly important question

do you have a detachable penis? Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 23:00, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

After getting it blown off back in 'Nam, I do indeed have a detachable robo penis. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 23:12, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
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