User:LavaLampDrinker

LavaLampDrinker
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Name	LavaLampDrinker
Born	June 8, 2008;
Current location	Easy-Bake Oven, Arizona
Education and employment
Occupation	Unemployed
Education	Not Wikipedia
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Politics	Want a burger or a hotdog?
Interests
	Tyler, the Creator;
Edit count	162

No, I don't actually drink lava lamps.

This user is transgender, and has transcended society's definition of gender.

This user is bisexual, so they get more than their fair share.

This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore.

This user puts chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

teen

This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…

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