User:LavaLampDrinker

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LavaLampDrinker
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Name: LavaLampDrinker
Gender: Both
Birth Date: June 8, 2008
Location: Easy-Bake Oven, Arizona
Education: Not Wikipedia
Occupation: Unemployed
Politics: Want a burger or a hotdog?
Favorite Article: Soylent (Fucking Narcissist)
Interests
  • Tyler, the Creator

No, I don't actually drink lava lamps.

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