UnNews:Trump gets COVID booster shot despite supporters making their entire personalities being against it for years
Saturday, October 11, 2025
WASHINGTON D.C. — October 11, 2025 — In a shocking turn of events of what some self proclaimed "Anti-COVID Vaccinators" say is a "Fake News" and something about Joe Biden (we couldn't really hear them with the chewing tobacco in their mouths), President Donald Trump receives a COVID vaccine and a Flu Vaccine during his second medical checkup, which critics are claiming are the doctors "delaying the inevitable", however you can say that about any doctor with any human being so we discarded the comment. MAGA has found itself in the classic cult dilemma: How do you blindly follow your leader when he contradicts himself? Our reporters noted that Trump supporters kept bringing up a Charlie Kirk, which according to our research is a dead podcaster you are NOT allowed to criticize. Out of desperation, we contacted the ghost of Charlie Kirk with Communication-of-the-Dead technology, including via Ouija board, a psychic with a big glowing ball at the state fair, and Myspace, Charlie Kirk had no reply on the situation. However some supporters say that their opinion on the vaccine has changed, and they have developed their own vaccine called "hair-ro-in". When we asked officials about this hair-ro-in COVID vaccine, local law enforcement showed up and arrested the brilliant inventors of the vaccine, sounds like a cover up by big pharma to us...
President Donald Trump is also allegedly getting the "Cooties" vaccine after being spotted standing 10 feet within a female, supporters claim it was an accident while critics claim the "45 year old" female was actually J.D Vance picking up cross dressing again after being nostalgic from his younger years of working at hot topic and being the #1 Girl Boss! Alex Jones added that "I always knew that Jay-Dee Vance was a SLUT! I told you all!" and went on a unintelligible rant while we watched the numerous shades of pink, red, and eventually purple his face went through. Former President Bill Clinton said "That kinda looks like my old White House inter- you know what nevermind" and he walked away putting his hands in his pocket and whistling while looking up at the sky with his eyeballs.
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- Samantha Waldenberg "Trump received Covid vaccine and flu shot during second physical of the year" CNN, October 10, 2025