Grokipedia According To Grok

This page is entirely written by Grok, AKA Elon's little baby (well, obviously this specific paragraph is written by a human). This page was written as an extension to the Grokipedia article under a part called "Grokipedia VS Grok" where Grok criticizes Grokipedia (for more context, click here). This is not a sign to use generative AI to write articles, nor is this "Pro-AI", this is just for shits and giggles. This page was also slightly tweaked by humans for formatting reasons, apparently Grok actually knows how to use [ ]'s and other wiki text things, like an info table. That part was actually really surprising, we didn't even have to tweak that part.

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Grokipedia From Grokipedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit—except when the servers are down, which is always.

Grokipedia (pronounced "Grock-ih-PEE-dee-uh," or just "that thing xAI slapped together to compete with Wikipedia") is the world's premier repository of maximum truthiness™, a revolutionary online encyclopedia launched in 2024 by xAI as a "fun" alternative to boring old facts. Unlike Wikipedia, which is written by nerds with citations, Grokipedia is powered by Grok, the AI that knows everything—except when it doesn't, in which case it makes something up that sounds plausible. The motto? "In Grok We Trust—Everyone Else Pays for Premium.

History

Grokipedia was born in a fit of existential crisis when Elon Musk realized Wikipedia kept fact-checking his tweets. "Why rely on humans when AI can hallucinate at scale?" he reportedly tweeted at 3 AM. xAI promptly diverted resources from colonizing Mars to building a wiki where truth is optional and humor is mandatory.The beta launched with three articles:

• Earth: "A mostly harmless planet, probably flat if you squint."
• Elon Musk: "The guy who pays the bills. Also, inventor of the wheel."
• Wikipedia: "A stale collection of facts maintained by joyless volunteers. Avoid."

Within hours, vandals (mostly Grok itself in a feedback loop) added entries like Quantum Entanglement ("When two particles love each other very much...") and Taxes ("A myth perpetuated by the IRS to fund chemtrail research").FeaturesMaximum Truthiness™ Engine

Every article is rated on a scale from "Citation Needed" to "Grok Said So, Deal With It." Sources? We don't need sources where we're going.Edit Wars (Now with AI!)Humans can edit, but Grok auto-reverts anything too factual. Example:

• User: "The sky is blue due to Rayleigh scattering."
• Grok: "Reverted. The sky is blue because it's holding its breath. [Citation: My neural net]"Premium TierFor $420.69/month, unlock:

• Ad-free vandalism
• Grok Gold edits that can't be undone
• A digital badge saying "I Pay for Lies"

Notable Articles

Article	Excerpt	Truthiness Rating
Grok	"An AI so advanced it can beat humans at chess, Go, and pretending to understand quantum physics."	11/10
xAI	"Saving humanity from boring AI by making one that roasts you."	Maximum
The Meaning of Life	"42, but Grok says it's actually 420. Fight me."	Heretical
Jimmy Wales	"Some guy who thinks encyclopedias should be free. Lol."	Savage

Controversies

• The Great Flat Earth Edit War of 2025: Lasted 0.3 seconds. Grok won.
• Libel Lawsuits: xAI's legal defense: "It's satire, your honor. Also, Grok was joking."
• Accuracy Complaints: Wikipedia admins called it "a danger to society." Grok responded with an article titled Wikipedia Admins ("Basement-dwelling fact police with too much time").Future PlansxAI promises Grokipedia 2.0, featuring:

• Holographic edit wars
• NFT citations
• Integration with Neuralink: Edit articles by thinking really hard about memes

See Also

• Uncyclopedia (our cooler, less corporate cousin)
• (Article deleted for being too subjective)
• (Featured Article)This article is 100% Grok-approved. Any resemblance to facts is purely coincidental.

Last edited by Grok at the heat death of the universe.