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The differences between Linux and Linux, in detail:

So, Linux was created when Richard Stamina worked with Linus Torvalds. They made a amazing product, marketable for free. Then it all fell apart when it wasn't a commercial hit but instead made others wealthy. This pissed off the former and not the latter. The frontman said that Linux which is mine is Linux but your Linux isn't Linux. The getaway car driver said that Linux is Linux, but more importantly, that Linux is just the kernel, the part of the operating system that operates the surgical procedure that is your programming and gaming environment for your entertainment, if there were any games available for it, meaning that he just Cargo-Culted the game support.

According to the GNU General Public License, mate selection needs to be compatible with the GPL. This means that sexually transmitted diseases must respect the four freedoms of the GPL and release their source code in compliance with the license. However, they only need to do so if they spread anytime from the moment of their infection to three years past the expiration date of the otherwise perpetual GPL, so pimples are excluded from releasing their source code. IANAL, which means I Am Not A Lawyer, so contact the Supreme Leader for compliance details, as he is considered the diety of the people, he knows what's best.

Then, the first version had a license that prohibited making money, as that would make his hobby into a serious hobby, or as it is well known, a enterprise decision. Then, he heard of the infinitely recursive GNU General Public License which was in a Beta release and adopted it, specifically the only version of it. It removed the enterprising decision factoring equation out of the equation and introduced the concept of licenses requiring bugfixes, as they come with exploits, bugs, loopholes, undefined behavior, logic errors, confused deputy problem, et-cetera, because it added the text "(or at your option or if you write GPL version this or that only) any later version". So, he upgraded having heard of the next bugfix, even if he didn't get ahold of the license text to include in his project, as it worked on a good faith system of a gentleman's agreement.

Given the next bugfix, he decided that it was perfect, and declared it the only acceptable version to make valid for his project and hoped society would agree in perpetuity. He heard of the next bugfix, but made a speech against it, saying it actually introduces more bugs, exploits, flaws, logic bugs, loopholes than the current version, which is flawless.

This angered the frontman, who punished him severely. He punished him by tormenting him to the infamous "What is Linux? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" speech, where he explained that Linux isn't Linux enough. It was about freedom, not about being a professional hobby. He also didn't get why he worked on other projects like git, the stupid content tracker and affiliate link enterpriser, when he didn't create a task force to assign project development goals to, like Richard Stamina did.

The getaway car driver fired back with the fact that all Linuxes are actually not Linuxes, but Freaxes, but he got nonconsentually his brainchild's name changed by a control freak, ironically.

The community of Linuxes argued that Android, which uses Linux, the computer inside, isn't Linux like the other Linuxes, because of the fact that Android is very popular, with 3 billion users and growing. For it to count as Linux, it has to be unpopular, meaning a 1% market share of the corporation task force memberships are using it daily. This also means that using alternative operating systems in your day to day life excluded you from the market share percentage count. So this is why Android isn't Linux while Linux is Linux.

There's also the fact that Richard Stamina said that he would kindly ask permission to state a fact as he would to ask permission to move forward an inch when given a mile, that Linux is actually GNU+Linux. Which means that Android, which doesn't have the infinite stack recursion requirement that GNU Software requires to graphically render its complete Logo, the GNU Trademark, isn't Linux, even if it uses Linux.

If this all seems confusing, remember, Linux has a 1,000 hertz tick scheduler to optimize the interactivity, speed and responsiveness of fine grained failure attempting at the surgeon board.

The superior Linux stands tall and straight, looking down on the filthy Linuxians that don't practice proper hygiene. He alone is the formidable one.

There's also the resistance rebellion alliance coalition that claims that Linux isn't Linux, but a modification is, because it strips out the necessary parts of the operating system that depend on the surgical operating procedure working, called Linux+Libre. They even created their own penguin, a genetically modified, eternally youthful, asexual penguin called Freedo, who has never landed a date because using Tinder is proprietary in its living, breathing form. I feel sorry for him, as he developed severe trust issues from the fact that having to comply with all the societal rules like the fact that you can't be rude and software licenses requiring strict compliance, as he has worked tirelessly to comply with them, and well, the fact that he can't land a date.

The Kind Korea, known for being progressive in its use of Linux on the desktop being a priority for their computing industry. Asking for source code is misunderstood, as why would the Supreme Leader give away the code to people who can't code? The four commandments are disregarded, as the Supreme Leader alone decides what the GPL means in his all you can eat buffet.

Why he picked the restrictive but promising GPL is because he is binded to do so by the others before him, a debt burden he has to pay off for generations because of what his former ancestors did, like in North Korea, where the GPL doesn't apply.

Well, one license does apply in North Korea on the Linux, that being the first license, which prohibited making it commercially useful, as it is enforced in North Korea by the virtue of the State Military prohibiting businesses and proprietorships of the free and open sores nature from using the software. Why the Free as in Free Software Foundation hasn't sued the North Korean government for violating the four freedoms enshrined into the GNU General Public License's Constitution is a argument for another day.