User talk:Soviet
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Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Soviet912, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:43, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Soviet912, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
- How to be funny and not just stupid
If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
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Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:43, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Soviet912, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
- How to be funny and not just stupid
If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:43, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
- Why did you add “Oh dear” 3 times? Soviet912 (talk) 15:44, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
- I honestly have no idea. I swear i did it only once.
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:45, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
- I honestly have no idea. I swear i did it only once.
Make a User page[edit source]
You should make a User page because why not (Floridian Gator (talk) 14:09, 19 September 2025 (UTC))
- Putting userboxes are the best thing to do (Floridian Gator (talk) 15:13, 19 September 2025 (UTC))
- just don't make it look like this --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 19:57, 13 October 2025 (UTC)
- Putting userboxes are the best thing to do (Floridian Gator (talk) 15:13, 19 September 2025 (UTC))
aayyyyyy[edit source]
six seven 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:51, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
- 67 is not funny. Teh Epik Duck (talk) 18:26, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
heya[edit source]
i think i found the canadian maple leaf pixel art you were using on AIBOPAAT: big edition. just making sure this is the right one. 🍁 gergdown 🍁 19:40, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah, that's the same one but the image I found of it was a drawing LOL. Soviet (talk) 20:25, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
How to properly reply to posts[edit source]
Hello Soviet, and thank you for your contribs, however, i have noticed that you are replying to topics the wrong way.
To reply to a post, make sure you add a : before the text of the reply, that way you're actually replying and not just adding text.
And to reply to replies, just add another : depending on how many : the reply has.
For example, reply with :Example ~~~~ to posts instead of Example ~~~~. And to reply to other replies, reply with ::Example ~~~~ to :Example ~~~~, reply :::Example ~~~~ to ::Example ~~~~, and so on.
Thank you. Teh Spooky Duck (TRICK OR TREAT!) 17:18, 13 October 2025 (UTC)
make a userpage[edit source]
seriously. if you do i get to add you to the active user template. 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻02:52 11 12 '25 12:01, 14 October 2025 (UTC)
- I‘ll add myself after I become an extended confirmed user in a few days. Soviet☭ 12:15, 14 October 2025 (UTC)
Stop, collaborate and listen! USP is back with a brand new edition![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
A new forum topic, Ask Turb0, has opened up. The forum allows people like you to ask Turb0-Sunrise questions about anything. that's right, anything. The top 5 questions each week get on the USP. Like, we need questions. Please.USP-GS Merger?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Gerg's Shitroom author Gergdown and I are considering a merger. Does this really matter? No. Will anything change? No. And the merger actually happened. Will the world implode? Find out next on Uncyclopedia: The Soap Opera!
What's with all the new users?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Within the past month or so, several new users have popped up. Soviet, Teh Epik Duck, DestructiveCriticism, and LavaLampDrinker, just to name a few. Is this the Uncyclopedia comeback we've been waiting for for the past 12 years or so? Or is it false hope? Only time will tell.
Biopic
Soviet, one of the newest users on the site, has been a prime contributer to the ASBOxAAT series, notably helping black out the whole canvas in the small version of ASBOPAAT, and creating a large Canada leaf that Fish better not turn purple! in the big version.
- What are some of the best hiking trails on the Presidential Range? -OPOSSUM
- In short, Jewell Trail, Tuckerman Ravine Trail, and the Crawford Path.
- Which is more versatile, big sticks or pool noodles? -OPOSSUM again
- Big sticks, as they can be used for all things pool noodles can be used for, save cannons.
- U got a big stick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -OPOSSUM yet again
- Perchance.
- why do you guys in new england call shit different things, why do you call water coolers "bubblers", why do you guys call "cold" as 31*F and not -1*C, ect. -Gergdown surprisingly
- I don't know about the bubbler thing, but we do call remote controls "clickers" up here. And -1*c is basically the same as 31*f, so it's about the same.
- How many hours of sleep do you get? -Soviet
- Yes.
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- 19:08, 27 September 2025 User:Turb0-Sunrise created page Backwards-ass hillbilly bullshit (←Redirected page to Lynyrd Skynyrd)
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👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻02:52 11 12 '25 16:50, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
Congratumulations![edit source]
You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:
- Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
- Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
- Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
- Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month
If you have any questions, slap Sapplerx with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that!
👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻02:52 11 12 '25 13:53, 16 October 2025 (UTC)
About your userpage[edit source]
I get your userpage was deliberately empty so that your user link would stay red, but it's better to have a userpage if you're going to be editing articles and participating in this wiki. If you want a link to your userpage to be red, you can always edit your signature so that the link stays red. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:00, 20 October 2025 (UTC)
- They redirected it to their talk page. Teh Spooky Duck (TRICK OR TREAT!) 19:22, 20 October 2025 (UTC)
Ugh, not another UnSignpost![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
The 2025 Atlantic hurricane season's newest fuck-buddy, TropicalPanther Storm Melissa, has formed, and is expected to hit just about anywhere from Costa Rica to Florida. Give it to Florida! HIT MIAMI! Or just do nothing and give some Caribbeans a bath whether they like it or not.Yonkagor Sucks, Panther!
By Turb0-Sunrise
TropicalPanther's newest childish obsession, the furry/musician[citation needed] Yonkagor, is getting out of hand. Panther's escapades include attempting to turn LPTEW into a forum about it, among other things. What Panther doesn't realize, is that even though I've never even heard of it, I can already tell that it sucks.
Gerg nommed for admin, does not go well
By Turb0-Sunrise
Notable[I am not kidding] user Gergdown has been nommed for adminship by yours truly. It's not going so well. Somehow, it sits at 0, and get this: Gerg hasn't even voted for himself yet.
"Erm, actually, if you check everybody's noms on VFS, nobody actually has voted for themselves yet 🤓 also give me half an year and then nom me again 🤓 🤓 🤓" — Gergdown
Biopic
- how does water taste in New England -IP man
- Yankee hatred and a little bit of rust
- are you a aviation enthusiast? -Soviet
- Not really, but planes are cool I guess.
- More questions?
- Yes, Gerg.
- Are you unemployed? -Soviet
- Squirrel!
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👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻02:52 11 12 '25 22:44, 22 October 2025 (UTC)
The spooky USP is here![edit source]
By Fish on skates
The epidemic of spooky signs is almost over, hopefully. It all started when I made up a new "spookysig" featuring purple and orange as opposed to my normal eye-burning pink, Hatsune Miku blue, and neon brown. Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire joined in the fun when he made up his own spooky signature. A newcomer, Teh Epik Duck, also made a spooky signature, rebranding himself as Teh Spooky Duck and putting an additional color in there, green. Who will be the next to become spooky? ALL-CAPS MARSUPIAL? Oneshot Bird, perhaps? Maybe even Daniel Pinus the 3rd? Anything goes when it's spooky sig season!Gergdown finally does something useful
Local hozer and resident dumbass Gergdown has finally done something useful for Onwards to Boston, uploading probably one of the best songs ever, "Dirty Water" by The Standells. You can listen right over there on the right.
Turb0 Upgrades His Pages
By Turb0-Sunrise
After stealing various stuff from Gerg, Turb0-Sunrise's user and talk pages actually kick ass now. Seriously. Go look at them. The talk page header is particularly nice. Gerg's headers are neat too. Check those out.
Identity Criseses Among Us
By Who the fuck do you think
Apparently, many users are not who they think they are. According to Gerg, Alula and DaniPine3 are the same person, Opossum is ASSGORE DREEMURR, Big MOCCASIN Billy is the Friend Inside Me, Knife Guy is THE ROARING KNIGHT, and I'm Toby Fox. Ask him about it.
Alternatively, you may read it here.
Biopic
- what do you plan on doing for the rest of your uncyclopedian career? -Gergdown
- Your mom!
- if i were to turn you into a bigfin squid would you become Turb0-Squidrise? -number dude
- bluug blorp blub.
- the vancouverite sojourn paradox: since vancouverite sojourn has music, templates, and images, and has more pages than efo, is it technically mitk 2.5? -gerg
- yes
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“Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a person who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana.” -Gergdown
If you are over 18 and a smoking hot firefighter, you could also piss on me. -Shabidoo
👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻02:52 11 12 '25 21:41, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
good day[edit source]
bum you a vote? 
KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
- wait, you can just kidnap people to vote on your vfh?? and it WORKS??? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 00:59, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
orange[edit source]
Vote on it or else --Dame Fish on skates 
CUN 15:46, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
Maybe vote on this article[edit source]
you can potentially vote on this article i've made. you can also not vote on it. both options are fine with me.
oh and by the way... thanks for making the canadian flag in An image built one pixel at a time/Big. the end result was very cool. thanks :)
these two messages have nothing to do with each other 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 00:48, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
You're welcome for the flag. Sovieт☭ 01:55, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
Damn the torpedos USP!=[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
Nothing. At. All. Interesting. Has. Happened. Period. Wait, yes there has.My userpage gets vandalized
By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah. Fuck you, IP. Seriously, why mine though? Aren't there 7 or 8 active admins to do that to? What did I even do?
Turb0 gets thumbsucker
By Who do you think
Yeah. That happened. Thanks, MrX.
Biopic
- Whos your favorite vocaloid -hockey salmon
- none of them
- What do you think of grammer not sees? -Commie
- fuck them.
- How do you spend your time outside of Uncyclopedia? -Rat
- Bold of you to assume he does spend time outside of Uncyclopedia -Fish. Thank you, Fish.
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KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:27, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
About your "user page"[edit source]
I think I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to move your user page to something else without leaving a redirect, no? I think I can help since I have rollback (don't ask how that's related). --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:06, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: Yeah that's what I'm trying to do but every time I move my userpage it always leaves a redirect. Also, your help would be appreciated. Sovieт☭ 20:45, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
- This should work. --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 21:21, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: @OPOSSUM: Can you guys please stop? I get Soviet wants to have their userpage link red on purpose but I'm pretty sure that goes against the signature guidelines. Soviet, if you really want to have your userpage fully deleted, you should first ask us admins if it's a good idea or not. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:25, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
- You could also make it a fake redlink. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:27, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Soviet: Just want to let you know, if you want the link to your userpage to look red in recent changes and page histories and stuff for you while having a userpage, you could add the following code to your common.css page (without the code tags, obviously):
- You could also make it a fake redlink. --Dame Fish on skates
- @Fish on skates: @OPOSSUM: Can you guys please stop? I get Soviet wants to have their userpage link red on purpose but I'm pretty sure that goes against the signature guidelines. Soviet, if you really want to have your userpage fully deleted, you should first ask us admins if it's a good idea or not. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:25, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
- This should work. --Dame Fish on skates
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