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Oh Dear...[edit source]

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Soviet912, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (OOjs UI icon signature-ltr.svg) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 15:43, 17 September 2025 (UTC)

Oh Dear...[edit source]

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Soviet912, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (OOjs UI icon signature-ltr.svg) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 15:43, 17 September 2025 (UTC)

Oh Dear...[edit source]

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Soviet912, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (OOjs UI icon signature-ltr.svg) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 15:43, 17 September 2025 (UTC)

Why did you add “Oh dear” 3 times? Soviet912 (talk) 15:44, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
I honestly have no idea. I swear i did it only once. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 15:45, 17 September 2025 (UTC)

Make a User page[edit source]

You should make a User page because why not (Floridian Gator (talk) 14:09, 19 September 2025 (UTC))

I don’t know what to put there. Soviet912 (talk) 15:00, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
Putting userboxes are the best thing to do (Floridian Gator (talk) 15:13, 19 September 2025 (UTC))
just don't make it look like this --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 19:57, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

aayyyyyy[edit source]

six seven 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:51, 25 September 2025 (UTC)

??? Soviet912 (talk) 17:52, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
67 is not funny. Teh Epik Duck (talk) 18:26, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

heya[edit source]

i think i found the canadian maple leaf pixel art you were using on AIBOPAAT: big edition. just making sure this is the right one. 🍁 gergdown 🍁 19:40, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, that's the same one but the image I found of it was a drawing LOL. Soviet (talk) 20:25, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

How to properly reply to posts[edit source]

Hello Soviet, and thank you for your contribs, however, i have noticed that you are replying to topics the wrong way.

To reply to a post, make sure you add a : before the text of the reply, that way you're actually replying and not just adding text.

And to reply to replies, just add another : depending on how many : the reply has.

For example, reply with :Example ~~~~ to posts instead of Example ~~~~. And to reply to other replies, reply with ::Example ~~~~ to :Example ~~~~, reply :::Example ~~~~ to ::Example ~~~~, and so on.

Thank you. Teh Spooky Duck (TRICK OR TREAT!) 17:18, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

Thanks for the help Soviet (talk) 17:34, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

make a userpage[edit source]

seriously. if you do i get to add you to the active user template. 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 12:01, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

I‘ll add myself after I become an extended confirmed user in a few days. Soviet 12:15, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

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👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 16:50, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Congratumulations![edit source]

You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:

  • Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
  • Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
  • Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
  • Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month

If you have any questions, slap MrX with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that! 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 13:53, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

Yay! Sфvieт 13:57, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

About your userpage[edit source]

I get your userpage was deliberately empty so that your user link would stay red, but it's better to have a userpage if you're going to be editing articles and participating in this wiki. If you want a link to your userpage to be red, you can always edit your signature so that the link stays red. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:00, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

They redirected it to their talk page. Teh Spooky Duck (TRICK OR TREAT!) 19:22, 20 October 2025 (UTC)