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Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Soviet912, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:43, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Soviet912, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
- How to be funny and not just stupid
If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:43, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Soviet912, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
- How to be funny and not just stupid
If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:43, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
- Why did you add “Oh dear” 3 times? Soviet912 (talk) 15:44, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
- I honestly have no idea. I swear i did it only once.
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:45, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
- I honestly have no idea. I swear i did it only once.
Make a User page[edit source]
You should make a User page because why not (Floridian Gator (talk) 14:09, 19 September 2025 (UTC))
- Putting userboxes are the best thing to do (Floridian Gator (talk) 15:13, 19 September 2025 (UTC))
- just don't make it look like this --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 19:57, 13 October 2025 (UTC)
- Putting userboxes are the best thing to do (Floridian Gator (talk) 15:13, 19 September 2025 (UTC))
aayyyyyy[edit source]
six seven 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:51, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
- 67 is not funny. Teh Epik Duck (talk) 18:26, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
heya[edit source]
i think i found the canadian maple leaf pixel art you were using on AIBOPAAT: big edition. just making sure this is the right one. 🍁 gergdown 🍁 19:40, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah, that's the same one but the image I found of it was a drawing LOL. Soviet (talk) 20:25, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
How to properly reply to posts[edit source]
Hello Soviet, and thank you for your contribs, however, i have noticed that you are replying to topics the wrong way.
To reply to a post, make sure you add a : before the text of the reply, that way you're actually replying and not just adding text.
And to reply to replies, just add another : depending on how many : the reply has.
For example, reply with :Example ~~~~ to posts instead of Example ~~~~. And to reply to other replies, reply with ::Example ~~~~ to :Example ~~~~, reply :::Example ~~~~ to ::Example ~~~~, and so on.
Thank you. Teh Spooky Duck (TRICK OR TREAT!) 17:18, 13 October 2025 (UTC)
make a userpage[edit source]
seriously. if you do i get to add you to the active user template. 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 12:01, 14 October 2025 (UTC)
- I‘ll add myself after I become an extended confirmed user in a few days. Soviet☭ 12:15, 14 October 2025 (UTC)
Stop, collaborate and listen! USP is back with a brand new edition![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
A new forum topic, Ask Turb0, has opened up. The forum allows people like you to ask Turb0-Sunrise questions about anything. that's right, anything. The top 5 questions each week get on the USP. Like, we need questions. Please.------------
USP-GS Merger?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Gerg's Shitroom author Gergdown and I are considering a merger. Does this really matter? No. Will anything change? No. And the merger actually happened. Will the world implode? Find out next on Uncyclopedia: The Soap Opera!
What's with all the new users?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Within the past month or so, several new users have popped up. Soviet, Teh Epik Duck, DestructiveCriticism, and LavaLampDrinker, just to name a few. Is this the Uncyclopedia comeback we've been waiting for for the past 12 years or so? Or is it false hope? Only time will tell.
Biopic
Soviet, one of the newest users on the site, has been a prime contributer to the ASBOxAAT series, notably helping black out the whole canvas in the small version of ASBOPAAT, and creating a large Canada leaf that Fish better not turn purple! in the big version.
- What are some of the best hiking trails on the Presidential Range? -OPOSSUM
- In short, Jewell Trail, Tuckerman Ravine Trail, and the Crawford Path.
- Which is more versatile, big sticks or pool noodles? -OPOSSUM again
- Big sticks, as they can be used for all things pool noodles can be used for, save cannons.
- U got a big stick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -OPOSSUM yet again
- Perchance.
- why do you guys in new england call shit different things, why do you call water coolers "bubblers", why do you guys call "cold" as 31*F and not -1*C, ect. -Gergdown surprisingly
- I don't know about the bubbler thing, but we do call remote controls "clickers" up here. And -1*c is basically the same as 31*f, so it's about the same.
- How many hours of sleep do you get? -Soviet
- Yes.
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👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 16:50, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
Congratumulations![edit source]
You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:
- Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
- Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
- Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
- Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month
If you have any questions, slap MrX with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that!
👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 13:53, 16 October 2025 (UTC)
About your userpage[edit source]
I get your userpage was deliberately empty so that your user link would stay red, but it's better to have a userpage if you're going to be editing articles and participating in this wiki. If you want a link to your userpage to be red, you can always edit your signature so that the link stays red. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:00, 20 October 2025 (UTC)
- They redirected it to their talk page. Teh Spooky Duck (TRICK OR TREAT!) 19:22, 20 October 2025 (UTC)