User talk:Soviet
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YOUR TALKPAGE IS NO LONGER EMPTY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 
TURB0-SUNRIS33 22:28, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
- NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:28, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
I WANT YOU TO JOIN THE REVOLUTION![edit source]
As you may know, Soviet, the land of Uncyclopedia has never been sunrises and rainbows. It has been conflict after conflict after conflict, with no end in sight. Thus, we've neglected the most important parts of our website: Maintanence. Crappy templates, pages that have grammatical errors to the point that a dog could've wrote it better... oh, I think Elon said that about USAID. That is why I am inviting you to AGENDA 2026.
Agenda 2026 is a project that I've made to try to fix these areas of the website. This website has enough crap on it to sink a very shitty battleship! So say it with me folks! We gotta clean up this website.
You may clean up any of the articles/templates in these categories. Our goal is to get these categories empty (or as low as possible) by February 28th.
• Lonely pages (Mainspace only)
• Articles to be merged (4 left)
• Cleanup (17 left)
• Templates that need fixing (0 left)
• AI-generated articles (31 left)
From, A Random Guy Miles Away From You
🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:20, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Gergdown: I'll get my bot to unorphan all the pages. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 13:56, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
random question from a random guy[edit source]
Hi soviet, I wanted to ask, what exactly does the bot do? Like how does it work and such? it's not super clear what it does from it's page and I am quite interested in that kind of stuff.Deemox (talk) 15:58, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Deemox: I'm currently working on a script for the bot to do various tasks like fixing broken templates, fixing links and fixing grammar. Right now its just doing super tedious tasks like editing An article being made one character edit at a time and removing categories from hunderds of pages. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:28, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
- Forgot to mention its using Pywikibot to actually work. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:29, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
- ah yes, thank you. very interesting. make it automatically bold any instance of moccasins on the whole site. or is that joke not funny anymore? Deemox (talk) 13:18, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
Deemox (talk) 14:34, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
Get smashed[edit source]
Smash!
You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. DaniPine3 just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include making your bot do weird stuff 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:33, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: Oh I actually know why they goofed up! They wanted to edit An article that is currently being made one character per edit, but uh... yeah, I think they entered the WRONG article name. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:34, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
Hey, that bump is shaped like the UnSignpost![edit source]
By Fish on skates
Gergdown has unleashed an "Agenda 2026" that aims to make Uncyclopedia great again, one edit at a time. This plan has quite a few people onboard already, probably because people will join anything advertised in a big fancy box.
Teh Epik Duck unbanned, retires
By Soviet, Turb0-Sunrise, and Fish on skates
"Newcomer" and Wikipedia sock puppeteer has finally gotten unbanned after socking and vandalism. Three months ago, Teh Epik Duck consistently vandalised talk pages, forums and encyclopedic articles before being banned by Alula for being a dick.
“Unblock me now you retard.”
– Teh Epik Duck
clearly showing this was his masterstroke. He resorted to socking but was quickly banned for an extended period of three months.
However, Duck requested his userpage and subpages be deleted as he has retired. Miss him, miss him.
Last chance to vote!
By Fish on skates, who hasn't yet voted on the top 10
Time's running out to vote for the xOTY awards and the top 10 articles of 2025! So what are you waiting for? Get your LaziBum to the polls and be opinionated!
Biopic
It was L10nM4st3r's birthday on the 25th. He's the guy that made the original a story built one word at a time, a cat-loving bot, the word "tytpo", and everyone's favorite page-blanking recent-changes-flooding userscript. Here's to another year of mastering lions, or lioning masters, I'm not sure.
- Do you drive a Saab 900? — Gammakid999
- what the fuck is that
- opinions on said Saab 900? — Fish on skates
- see above
- have you attended Harvard? I'm working on a conspiracy theory and need to know. Also do you like burger king? — Gammakid999
- i attended fenway park
- do you even intend to answer any of these questions? — alula
- yes and no at the same time
- What is your home address? (I need it for the theory) — Gammakid999
- take your mother's. don't change anything about it.
- What operating system do you use? — Soviet
- one that's better than gerg's
- Do you edit at school/work? — Soviet
- yes
From The Logs
- 01:52, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 40 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (suggesting that I, an ADMIN, should get banned. this is clearly conspiracy against the [totally non-existent] cabal!!!)
- 02:18, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 41 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (idea of Turb0-Sunrise (plus, you edit conflicted on my own talkpage!!!!))
- 00:32, 28 January 2026 DaniPine3 huffed page Your Article Name (wtf is this: content was: " == The Bee Movie Script == {{", and the only contributor was "Soviet's Bot")
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Quote(s) of the Week
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– Gergdown
--Dame Fish on skates 
CUN 20:26, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
CONSPIRACY!!![edit source]
Can I make an article that's a conspiracy centralized around you and your missing user-page? Purplexed INSULT ME!!! 16:25, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
- as long as it stays in your own userspace, you can make almost anything --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 16:33, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
- @Purplexed: Sure! I can't stop you. Also have you made that UnNews article? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:34, 2 February 2026 (UTC)