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although i plan on going on an uncyclobreak (read here), i've decided that, because i'm nice, i'm gonna answer your questions. format stolen from somewhere. i actually don't know where it came from anymore. ask me questions. please. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 00:19, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
- Why? 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻00:18 11 21 '25 00:59, 17 October 2025 (UTC)- @Turb0-Sunrise: the question is—why shouldn't you ask me questions? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 01:09, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
- incorrect. also, why is "crocotta" here? 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻00:18 11 21 '25 01:20, 17 October 2025 (UTC)- @Turb0-Sunrise: i dunno. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 15:09, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
- don't you know about the bird? 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻00:18 11 21 '25 15:11, 17 October 2025 (UTC)- yeah i've heard of crocotta but like... how am i supposed to know why they're here 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 15:14, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
- since when does rollbacker allow you to be able to huff stuff sometimes? 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻00:18 11 21 '25 15:41, 17 October 2025 (UTC)- i'm not a rollbacker, why would i know? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 17:14, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
- why have you not voted for yourself on VFS yet? 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻00:18 11 21 '25 17:17, 17 October 2025 (UTC)- i don't think i can? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 18:55, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
- news flash: you can 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻00:18 11 21 '25 19:09, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
- news flash: you can 👻CUN Turb0-
- i don't think i can? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 18:55, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
- why have you not voted for yourself on VFS yet? 👻CUN Turb0-
- i'm not a rollbacker, why would i know? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 17:14, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
- since when does rollbacker allow you to be able to huff stuff sometimes? 👻CUN Turb0-
- yeah i've heard of crocotta but like... how am i supposed to know why they're here 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 15:14, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
- don't you know about the bird? 👻CUN Turb0-
- @Turb0-Sunrise: i dunno. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 15:09, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
- incorrect. also, why is "crocotta" here? 👻CUN Turb0-
- @Turb0-Sunrise: the question is—why shouldn't you ask me questions? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 01:09, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
i shalleth require more questions because i'm bored for some reason 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 16:43, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
- are you actually from canada or is that just a bit --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 18:14, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
- yeah i'm actually canadian. albertan if you wanna be specific. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:53, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
- does oil grow on trees?
22:56, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
- they do here. first, they grow on trees. then us humans and also birds grab the oil that grows from the tree. then we spread the oil to the prairie critters. then the prairie critters spread it to apples. then the apples grow legs, and go onto the trees. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 23:00, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
- why did you change your name from theultimategergdown --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:09, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
- theultimategergdown was too long. also practically everyone called me gergdown or gerg anyway 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 23:42, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
- woodchuck?
KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
- woodchuck?
- theultimategergdown was too long. also practically everyone called me gergdown or gerg anyway 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 23:42, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
- why did you change your name from theultimategergdown --Dame Fish on skates
- they do here. first, they grow on trees. then us humans and also birds grab the oil that grows from the tree. then we spread the oil to the prairie critters. then the prairie critters spread it to apples. then the apples grow legs, and go onto the trees. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 23:00, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
- does oil grow on trees?
- yeah i'm actually canadian. albertan if you wanna be specific. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:53, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
KUNSir hi guys 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 21:25, 16 November 2025 (UTC)
- do you have an account on enwp --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:30, 16 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: eh? what the hell is an enwp? oh wait... yeah... english wikipedia. yeah i do. you may look at my humiliation here. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 21:33, 16 November 2025 (UTC)
- do you have an evil twin called gergup --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:48, 16 November 2025 (UTC)
- no... not yet though 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:06, 16 November 2025 (UTC)
- is there Halloween in Canada --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:19, 16 November 2025 (UTC)
- yes 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 01:24, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
- how many individual moccasins do you own? (i asked OPOSSUM this too) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:40, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: the better question is: i should be answering these in the next Gerg's Shitroom issue to give it a purpose 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 02:58, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
- how many individual moccasins do you own? (i asked OPOSSUM this too) --Dame Fish on skates
- yes 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 01:24, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
- is there Halloween in Canada --Dame Fish on skates
- no... not yet though 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:06, 16 November 2025 (UTC)
- do you have an evil twin called gergup --Dame Fish on skates
- @Fish on skates: eh? what the hell is an enwp? oh wait... yeah... english wikipedia. yeah i do. you may look at my humiliation here. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 21:33, 16 November 2025 (UTC)