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Well i'm drunk and some dude on Facebook said I should do it. So ask me anything! BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 8, 22:50

Does this look infected to you? *unzips* -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 22:57, May. 8, 2010
Nope *Sucks* BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 8, 22:58
How much cat would a cat scan scan if a cat scan could scan cat? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:05, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
Oh fuck off BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 8, 23:35
Now that I've had my socks & shoes dry cleaned, burned, and replaced (for to be the sexy) what should I do?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  09 May 2010 ~ 00:20 (UTC)
I don't even know wjo younare. BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 9, 00:29
What!!! Everyone knows wjo I nam!!!!! This service is just about worthless. Sheesh! Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  12 May 2010 ~ 05:18 (UTC)
Why did my pet giraffe rape my soccer ball? »» Back ² Tha Hood»» Beware... 20:14,9May,2010

So, I've become "some dude on facebook"?

Well, anyway. Who invented foxes? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 07:35, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

Freddy BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 9, 13:52

Why is there a man standing outside my door with a chainsaw? —Pelozurian (talk) 04:04, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

I told him to murder you in the most brutal fashion possible BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 10, 17:54

What's blue multiplied by metal? And how do we milk the result? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 18:21, May 10, 2010 (UTC)

(Don't forget to carry the one.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  12 May 2010 ~ 05:19 (UTC))

fuck me

oh god bulging erections -

Is it pronounced "Bonner"...

...or "Bonner"? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 22:58, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

WTF happened to Bonner?!? He's not answering anymore...

do I have to take over???  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  22 May 2010 ~ 23:33 (UTC)