Forum:Where are my shoes?

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I need them now that I have cleaned my socks.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  25 Apr 2010 ~ 23:09 (UTC)

I saw two dogs running down the street, each with a shoe. They were both hit by a truck, and then a bum ran out, took the shoes, and galloped (pretty fast for a shoeless bum) down an alley. I can give chase if you would like. Al des chains 23:33 25 4 mmx
Your shoes are in my anus, good sir. I'll poop them out in an hour or so. S-984 00:15, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
Please do give chase, good shoes are hard to find.
AN HOUR?!? I need them sooner!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  27 Apr 2010 ~ 07:24 (UTC)