User:SPARTAN-984

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The Mickey is a popular rehydration pill developed by Disneyland to help hydrate their costumed employees, however it quickly evolved into an illegal drug.
During the 1990s, death metal became popular, along with rap, nearly destroying U2.
"Imagine a world where the sum of human knowledge is in the palm of your hand." That's what they say, but in truth, they don't give. Here's their REAL plan for the info they want people to access.
The aliens hate us, but nobody cares. We're too busy with Saddam Hussein.
Now WHAT THE F is up with that? Uluru must be big-ass, that is, for a fucking artifical rock that nobody gives a shit about.
St. Micheal the Archangel attempts to slay Charles Darwin to keep him from revealing that St. Micheal is a monkey. Since humans are better than monkeys, Darwin survived the engagement.
God is pissed. Beware the Holy Hand of Doom!
Ahhh, the wonders of the best user-friendly flawless computer system in the world, Windows XP!
My god, the terrorists have managed to make the ultimate covert anti-American weapon: Pop Bombs!
Looks like Jesus has betrayed the cause. Alright everyone, kill him! *gets smited by God*
Here we see Algernon Falstrop's Victorian era prototype kitten huffing device.
The results of a Hundred Acre Wood-wide police crackdown found Piglet as the hunted man... er, pig. Witness and police reports include vagrancy, using a wheelbarrow while drunk, hunting woozles without the proper license to do so, and smuggling unpasteurized honey across the Hundred Acre Wood barriers. Piglet's trial has yet to yield results.
Uh-oh, a noob looks like he's doing something ridiculous, so who you gonna call? The Internet patrollers, the Goatsebusters!
OH SHIT! GET CHUCK NORRIS, CAST FROTZ, JUST AUUGH! *You are dead*

Hello, I'm SPARTAN-984. Although I am active on Halopedia the most, you can find me on other Wikia, like:

Halopedia-The place where I was introduced to Wikia.

Halo Fanon-The place where I am taking part in an RP.

Zombiepedia, Vektapedia-Random Wikia bout my fav topics, Zombies and Killzone (in that order).

WiCapedia-A wikia about World in Conflict that I co-founded. I am one of the two admins there.

Alright, that's basically all. I hope that Uncyclopedia, the second or third biggest wiki on Wikia, will become another base of operations for me.

Oh, and check my (under my namespace) fake merc contracts page.


My Real Userpage[edit]

My Recorded Signatures[edit]

This is for testing of my signatures..

First Sig

SPARTAN-A984, Protecting the world from angry Lawn gnomes since 1996 17:10, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - First recorded signature.

Second Sig

Me, SPARTAN-984 Chat here [[Special:Contributions/SPARTAN-984|What I have done for The Party Uncyclopedia 17:56, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - Crapped out again. *sigh* Besides, got it wrong anyways.

Me, SPARTAN-984 Chat here [[Special:Contributions/SPARTAN-984|What I've done 17:59, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - F*ck.

SPARTAN-984 Chat here 18:01, 1 February 2009 (UTC)YES, YES, YES! I DID IT! Anyways, here it is, my new signature that confines to the rules. (It didn't last long anyways.)

SPARTAN-984 Chat here What I've Done 18:03, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - An experiment seeing if I could add the Contribs.

SPARTAN-984|Chat here|What I've Done 18:04, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - Wellp, it worked. This is my new signature... for now.

Third Sig

{{Subst:Nosubst|User:SPARTAN-984/sig} 23:16, 14 February 2009 (UTC) - After Modus begged me to change my signature (with help from Mordillo), this is what I came up with. User:SPARTAN-984/sig is the page where it is located. Change it ONCE and you could get banned. Now, to get to work on that property template and posting on Modus' talk page.

S-984 23:18, 14 February 2009 (UTC) - There was a bit of a problem with my Preferences, as one of the } was missing from the "Signature" part. I quickly fixed it.

Fourth Sig

{{User:SPARTAN-984/sig2}} 19:19, 19 April 2009 (UTC) - I fucked it up. Back to the first sig, and time to die by Flammable's banhammer.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX - The signature line that is to be compared to.

The Userbox Corner[edit]

I store my userboxes here. As of May 19, 2009, this area has been revamped to meet the SPARTANBase standards.

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17-G
ah-G This user does not speak Asshat and believes Asshat to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Asshat speakers. ah-G
au-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 'Straylyan. au-1
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all AOLer speakers. ao-G
bs-G This user does not speak Bullsh!t and believes Bullsh!t to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Bullsh!t speakers. bs-G
bl-G This user does not speak Blasphemy and believes Blasphemy to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Blasphemy speakers. bl-G
ca-N This user is a native speaker of Canadian. ca-N
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Dumbass speakers. du-G
en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N
enl-N This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder. enl-N
enr-0 This user does not understand Engrish (or understands it with considerable difficulties). enr-0
fig-N This user is a native speaker of Fight. fig-N
fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school. fr-E
fh-G This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes Fuckhead to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Fuckhead speakers. fh-G
fur-G This user does not speak Furry and believes Furry to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Furry speakers. fur-G
gb-0 This user does not understand Gibberish (or understands it with considerable difficulties). gb-0
gbs-N This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard. gbs-N
gee-0 This user does not understand Geek (or understands it with considerable difficulties). gee-0
il-N This user is a native speaker of Igpay Atinlay. il-N
ns-G This user does not speak Newspeak and believes Newspeak to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Newspeak speakers. ns-G
pe-N This user is a native speaker of Plain English. pe-N
pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Pikachu speakers. pika-G
quo-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Quote. quo-3
re-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Recondite English. re-1
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. us-N
uk-0 This user does not understand Correct English (or understands it with considerable difficulties). uk-0
Pearson Pennant.png This user is Canadian
... and mildly smug about it!
(List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)
Dexter.jpg
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
Cazal "Legends" 163 Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades. Cazal "Legends" 163 Sunglasses.jpg
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. FA-22 Raptor.jpg
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you? Mr rubber ducky.gif
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? Domokunyellownbackground.jpg
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. Counter-Strike retail box
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Grue. ubx–
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official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official
Ihasashuvel.jpg This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
MO adorabl.jpg This user is a smelly cozy padlock that likes to fuck while senseless homely fnurdles zap his igloo. MO adorabl.jpg
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random repugnant monoclonal antibody that ate their vulva inside of your iron curtains so you must sadistically subtract them with magma. DramaticQuestionMark.png
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't! Crystalball.png
Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head Bushfire.jpg
Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Cnorris.png WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!! Cnorris.png
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This user is
Over 9000.
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This user is years old. Woop-ti-doo.
This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user identifies as straight, and so is probably homophobic.
TheJeeMan.jpg Jesus loves this user,
and has blessed this page.
TheJeeMan.jpg
sub subliminal! sub
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you. Canadian snowman.jpg
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
NO This user doesn't care. NO
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg
Skyline Z-Tune.jpg This Uncyclopedian has
the Need for Speed.
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Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
Lovejoybox.jpg This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life. LV-2
DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves. DIFF E
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
Exquisite-kfm home.png This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex. Exquisite-kfm home.png
342px-Psp45.svg.png This user owns a slick lookin'
Sony PSP
Woop-ti-doo...
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
Fireman1.jpg This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer. Fireman1.jpg
Transformerlogo.JPG This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!
Be aware of this user's laser cannon.
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Blackknight.png The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them. Blackknight.png
Assassin.JPG I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me! Assassin.JPG
Maddox.gif This user loves Maddox.
Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
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Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer. Bread2.jpg
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon. Napoleon4.jpg
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable DVD. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and riot at a telephone. Popeeyebeams.jpg
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure. Bananaseizure.gif
Nuvola apps important.svg This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. Shuriken.jpg
Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! 253951 photo.gif
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg THIS IS SPARTA! FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg
{{{1}}} This user has {{{1}}} userboxes.
Usb! No, really! Usb!
USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg
Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams. Popeeyebeams.jpg
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die. Deadbarney3.gif
Grue Jammy.gif This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
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This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
Sergeant.PNG This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun. Sergeant.PNG
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. bu-N
typo-0 This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. typo-0
Atrophy.jpg This user cannot follow any orders!!
You are dead This user, SPARTAN-984, has assassinated you. Please refer to his talkpage for the reason of your death. You are dead


Pages I OWNED On[edit]

Talk:Islam#BAN_THIS_LINK.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Told the anonymous person that this is UNCYCLOPEDIA, and that it's a humorous look at terrorists. I love the ending line: "If you don't share that sense of humor, I dunno, go sh*t out a brick or something."

James_Bond_(character)-Click the link and then go to the history tab. What I said: "No offense, but FUCK YOU, YOU TWAT!" I need to revise that, replacing the second "you" with "ya" and then put "cumguzzling" inbetween "ya" and "twat". Well, if I could revise it anyways. :'(

My Youtube Videos[edit]

These are some YouTube videos I found online. Enjoy.

Idiots of GMOD and Idiots of GMOD 2

See what happens when some people decide to play with a physics modification for games like Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2, and CounterStrike. In the second one there may be sketches which parody Internet memes. Enjoy the second one... but at your own risk.


Some Guitar Hero Videos

These are some of the videos from Guitar Hero. There are two at the time: the GHIV opening sequence (just the animation), and the GH: Metallica trailer. In the first one, there is a 360 friends alert. Sorry bout that, it was a chance happening.

Spishak Products/MadTV Craziness.

Here, I'll find the MadTV Spishak products. Beware, the quality of these videos may change. The two currently here are: Bug Zapper Only The Bugs Are Deer Instead, Mach 20. There is also a Grand Theft Auto boardgame.

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Hehehe, first sign by page creator! SPARTAN-984 03:25, 21 January 2009 (UTC)