User:SPARTAN-984

The Mickey is a popular rehydration pill developed by Disneyland to help hydrate their costumed employees, however it quickly evolved into an illegal drug.

During the 1990s, death metal became popular, along with rap, nearly destroying U2.

"Imagine a world where the sum of human knowledge is in the palm of your hand." That's what they say, but in truth, they don't give. Here's their REAL plan for the info they want people to access.

The aliens hate us, but nobody cares. We're too busy with Saddam Hussein.

Now WHAT THE F is up with that? Uluru must be big-ass, that is, for a fucking artifical rock that nobody gives a shit about.

St. Micheal the Archangel attempts to slay Charles Darwin to keep him from revealing that St. Micheal is a monkey. Since humans are better than monkeys, Darwin survived the engagement.

God is pissed. Beware the Holy Hand of Doom!

Ahhh, the wonders of the best user-friendly flawless computer system in the world, Windows XP!

My god, the terrorists have managed to make the ultimate covert anti-American weapon: Pop Bombs!

Looks like Jesus has betrayed the cause. Alright everyone, kill him! *gets smited by God*

Here we see Algernon Falstrop's Victorian era prototype kitten huffing device.

The results of a Hundred Acre Wood-wide police crackdown found Piglet as the hunted man... er, pig. Witness and police reports include vagrancy, using a wheelbarrow while drunk, hunting woozles without the proper license to do so, and smuggling unpasteurized honey across the Hundred Acre Wood barriers. Piglet's trial has yet to yield results.

Uh-oh, a noob looks like he's doing something ridiculous, so who you gonna call? The Internet patrollers, the Goatsebusters!

OH SHIT! GET CHUCK NORRIS, CAST FROTZ, JUST AUUGH! *You are dead*

Hello, I'm SPARTAN-984. Although I am active on Halopedia the most, you can find me on other Wikia, like:

Halopedia-The place where I was introduced to Wikia.

Halo Fanon-The place where I am taking part in an RP.

Zombiepedia, Vektapedia-Random Wikia bout my fav topics, Zombies and Killzone (in that order).

WiCapedia-A wikia about World in Conflict that I co-founded. I am one of the two admins there.

Alright, that's basically all. I hope that Uncyclopedia, the second or third biggest wiki on Wikia, will become another base of operations for me.

Oh, and check my (under my namespace) fake merc contracts page.

My Real Userpage

My Recorded Signatures

This is for testing of my signatures..

First Sig

SPARTAN-A984, Protecting the world from angry Lawn gnomes since 1996 17:10, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - First recorded signature.

• SPARTAN-A984, Protecting the world from angry lawn gnomes since 1996 17:11, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - Minor revision, including re-link to existing page about Lawn Gnomes and re-linking to the contribs
• SPARTAN-A984, Protecting the world from angry lawn gnomes since 1996 17:13, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - Final revision of first signature, relinking Contributions cause I made a spelling mistake.

Second Sig

Me, SPARTAN-984 Chat here [[Special:Contributions/SPARTAN-984|What I have done for The Party Uncyclopedia 17:56, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - Crapped out again. *sigh* Besides, got it wrong anyways.

Me, SPARTAN-984 Chat here [[Special:Contributions/SPARTAN-984|What I've done 17:59, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - F*ck.

SPARTAN-984 Chat here 18:01, 1 February 2009 (UTC)YES, YES, YES! I DID IT! Anyways, here it is, my new signature that confines to the rules. (It didn't last long anyways.)

SPARTAN-984 Chat here What I've Done 18:03, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - An experiment seeing if I could add the Contribs.

SPARTAN-984|Chat here|What I've Done 18:04, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - Wellp, it worked. This is my new signature... for now.

Third Sig

{{Subst:Nosubst|User:SPARTAN-984/sig} 23:16, 14 February 2009 (UTC) - After Modus begged me to change my signature (with help from Mordillo), this is what I came up with. User:SPARTAN-984/sig is the page where it is located. Change it ONCE and you could get banned. Now, to get to work on that property template and posting on Modus' talk page.

S-984 23:18, 14 February 2009 (UTC) - There was a bit of a problem with my Preferences, as one of the } was missing from the "Signature" part. I quickly fixed it.

Fourth Sig

{{User:SPARTAN-984/sig2}} 19:19, 19 April 2009 (UTC) - I fucked it up. Back to the first sig, and time to die by Flammable's banhammer.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX - The signature line that is to be compared to.

The Userbox Corner

I store my userboxes here. As of May 19, 2009, this area has been revamped to meet the SPARTANBase standards.

17-G

This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.

17-G

ah-G

This user does not speak Asshat and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Asshat speakers.

ah-G

au-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 'Straylyan.

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ao-G

This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers.

ao-G

bs-G

This user does not speak Bullsh!t and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Bullsh!t speakers.

bs-G

bl-G

This user does not speak Blasphemy and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Blasphemy speakers.

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ca-N

This user is a native speaker of Canadian.

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du-G

This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers.

du-G

en-N

This user is a native speaker of English.

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enl-N

This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.

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enr-0

This user does not understand Engrish (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

enr-0

fig-N

This user is a native speaker of Fight.

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fr-E

This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.

fr-E

fh-G

This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers.

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fur-G

This user does not speak Furry and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Furry speakers.

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gb-0

This user does not understand Gibberish (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

gb-0

gbs-N

This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard.

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gee-0

This user does not understand Geek (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

gee-0

il-N

This user is a native speaker of Igpay Atinlay.

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ns-G

This user does not speak Newspeak and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Newspeak speakers.

ns-G

pe-N

This user is a native speaker of Plain English.

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pika-G

This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers.

pika-G

quo-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Quote.

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re-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Recondite English.

re-1

rh-N

This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

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us-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

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uk-0

This user does not understand Correct English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

uk-0

This user is Canadian …and mildly smug about it! (List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.

No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.

id2

ubx– crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Grue.

ubx– crapload

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

official

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user wants The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny featured.

RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

This user is a heterosexual incredible deleted page that likes to deceive while oblivious cozy disasters reason his alpaca sandwich.

This user is the random hideous excrement that recollected their uterus inside of your blenders so you must pleasantly seizurise them with a puffery.

This user can see what you don't!

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!

This user is Over 9000.

∞

This user is ∞ years old. Woop-ti-doo.

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∞

This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.

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♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

♂

This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

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subliminal!

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This user is cooler than you.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

NO

This user doesn't care.

NO

This user is addicted to video games.

This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).

LV-2	This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

DIFF E

This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.

This user owns a slick lookin' Sony PSP Woop-ti-doo...

PS2

This user plays on a PS2 because it's just as good as a PS3.

PS2

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you! Be aware of this user's laser cannon.

The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

This user loves Maddox . Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user is a complete, irredeemable hub cap. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and taste at a dog.

This user will give you a seizure.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.

Woohoo!

This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!

Woohoo!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

THIS IS SPARTA!

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This user has {{{1}}} userboxes.

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Usb!

No, really!

Usb!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

USB!!!!!11

This user has been blocked Once by Flammable because I edited too much times.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is a Mercenary , and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user has eye beams.

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.

This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun .

bu-N

This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

bu-N

Typo 0

This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

Typo 0

This user cannot follow any orders!!

You are dead

This user, SPARTAN-984, has assassinated you. Please refer to his talkpage for the reason of your death.

You are dead

Pages I OWNED On

Talk:Islam#BAN_THIS_LINK.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Told the anonymous person that this is UNCYCLOPEDIA, and that it's a humorous look at terrorists. I love the ending line: "If you don't share that sense of humor, I dunno, go sh*t out a brick or something."

James_Bond_(character)-Click the link and then go to the history tab. What I said: "No offense, but FUCK YOU, YOU TWAT!" I need to revise that, replacing the second "you" with "ya" and then put "cumguzzling" inbetween "ya" and "twat". Well, if I could revise it anyways. :'(

My Youtube Videos

These are some YouTube videos I found online. Enjoy.

Idiots of GMOD and Idiots of GMOD 2

See what happens when some people decide to play with a physics modification for games like Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2, and CounterStrike. In the second one there may be sketches which parody Internet memes. Enjoy the second one... but at your own risk.

Some Guitar Hero Videos

These are some of the videos from Guitar Hero. There are two at the time: the GHIV opening sequence (just the animation), and the GH: Metallica trailer. In the first one, there is a 360 friends alert. Sorry bout that, it was a chance happening.

Spishak Products/MadTV Craziness.

Here, I'll find the MadTV Spishak products. Beware, the quality of these videos may change. The two currently here are: Bug Zapper Only The Bugs Are Deer Instead, Mach 20. There is also a Grand Theft Auto boardgame.

The Grue Army Newsletter

Grue Army Newsletter
main base • recruitment • UNSOC • newsroom

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• New Requests for Promotion rule
• Requests for Promotion section moved!
• Grue Army adds new ranks for the first time in who knows how
• Magic man promoted to 2nd-in-command
• J-Shea attempts Coup!
• Meganew Takes Control of Grue Army
• Rosie the Editer: WE CAN DO IT!
• We are all doomed. Famine was right.
• Grue Army Fundraising Game Starts
• Grue Army Treasury Opens
• The previous report was a hoax
• Absolute power temporarily ceded to Thekillerfroggy
• Grue army IRC Chan starts taking Promotion Requests
• The Grue Army Fund is established
• THEDUDEMAN promoted to PSO
• New news system created
• Grue Army and UNSOC channel opens on freenode

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Last updated 03:20, May 9, 2013

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