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  • Archive Volume #1 Highlights of this volume include: U.U begging me to join PEEING, Meeting Yettie and being awarded a Golden Urinal.
  • Archive Volume #3 Highlights of this volume include: Unsignpost 26nd June, 2008, THE SHAPE! and double thankies from Yettie
  • Archive Volume #7 Highlights of this volume include: Modus and his eyebrow, U.U and talks of age and also starring other drivel!
  • Archive Volume #9 Highlights of this volume include: Guybles and invisible vandalism, "Orian and Sissy make a porno!", undeveloped collabs and DJ cyber-stalking
  • Archive Volume #13 Highlights of this volume include: Various homophobics berating me; Actually compleating a collab and discussions of important literature that may exist sometime in the future.
  • Archive Volume #15 Highlights of this volume include: Cookie from UU, apparently I'm famous in france and I AM GOING TO BE FOUND IS REAL LIFE AND BOUGHT A BEER WHICH I DON'T WANT TO DRINK BUT I APRECIATE THE SENTIMENT NONE THE LESS!
  • Archive Volume #17 Highlights of this volume include: Lots of shit, hellos, leavings, threats that aren't threatening and kisses from Puppy
  • Archive Volume #19 Highlights of this volume include: Almost a whole years worth of me not-being-here specled with half-arsed attempts to re-commit myself to the things I enjoy, more Unsignposts than I can count some of which I'm sure mention me, the curruption of Hep.

  • Archive Volume #2 Highlights of this volume include: Adoptions, Priase for my Melty Blood review (twice) and a giant sock.
  • Archive Volume #4 Highlights of this volume include: Yettie unreserved (and his plot to murder music), Hv confused, and PEEING awards galore!
  • Archive Volume #8 Highlights of this volume include: RT unmasked, U.U. shoving something through my letterbox with love (non-euphamistically of course) and praise for Sweets!
  • Archive Volume #12 Highlights of this volume include: I get to star in a game, GayStar (finally, recognisation of my sexuality!) and caught plagarising a character from Peep Show.
  • Archive Volume #14 Highlights of this volume include: 9001 edits! Another secret conversation (somewhere) and more abductions adoptions!
  • Archive Volume #16 Highlights of this volume include: My string of success, Nameable loosing his minds and Sonje and her cooties or pheramones or whatever.
  • Archive Volume #18 Highlights of this volume include: Shakespeare, The race to twenty features begins and never starts and the 300000$ question.

OhRian!![edit source]

Taggy's back. Now you have to come back too! So come back. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:43, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

I heard your call and answered. In my own time.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 03:16 30 August 2011

Hang on, I remember you[edit source]

How are you, man? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 19:25, Aug 30

ah not so bad mate, just dropped by really, thought i'd see what was knew. I believe a congratulations are in order! so, you know, congratulations! :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 08:09 31 August 2011
Thanks - although that's kinda bittersweet right now, as there's been some family bad news recently. Swings and roundabouts. Trying to keep a smile going, and this place, so help me, seems to play a part in that. So, how are you doing anyway? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:24, Aug 31
To be perfectly honest I'm not sure, three years have passed since I left school and nothing has really changed in my life and I'm starting to think that might be a really bad thing. And there's been various family dramas and grinding annoyances for almost as long. and starting yesterday I've got a really sore tooth, my mouth seems to think there isn't enough space for one of my incicors and is trying to push it out; which is sort of agony at the minute. but on the plus side Uncyc is still here!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:33 31 August 2011

Hang on,,i've never met you before[edit source]

But hi. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 31 August 2011, at 08:10

Oh you missed out! Back in the old days I practically held the place together. writing magnificent features and pee reviewing the shit out of shit. Good to meet you, seen your name when I was reading through some of the Village Dump stuff.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 08:13 31 August 2011
I only have a half-feature on Inbox. I have an UnBook on pee reivew. Maybe you could review it? --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 31 August 2011, at 08:16
I started reading this a couple of days ago actually, it was a top of the month wasn't it? I really like it so far. as for your UnBook, i'll defo have a look even if I don't get round to reviewing it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 08:20 31 August 2011
You could check out tons more of my articles here. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 31 August 2011, at 08:23
I shall indeed, really want to get back to this place, however this si my fourth or fifth "comeback" in the last 18 months. similarly if you want to check out some of my articles a list con be found here.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 08:30 31 August 2011

Ensue a loud crash, a huge mess, and some hasty fleeing of the scene[edit source]



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Diamond Dumper

Excellent! Your commitment to PEEING is nearly boundless, going beyond 75 in-depth pee reviews. You provide such vast quantities of piss that you need something special to contain it. So we gladly provide you with this beautiful bathroom bling - keep pissing!

This hit-and-run brought to you by 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:59, 4 September 2011 , who hopes you'll continue to do such good reviews as you seem to do for another few years.

Best delivery ever!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 04:50 5 September 2011

Hey, it's you![edit source]

Now all we need is Sonje to return and Uncyclopedia will be saved from its looming downfall! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:09, 5 September 2011

Don't mean to get all gay on you, but that may just be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 04:48 5 September 2011

Hey[edit source]

Good to see you're around again. Pup 11:30 16 Dec '11

I remember you.[edit source]

You were the father who abandoned me. --~~First Child Rei Ayanami (give orders) 23:20, January 12, 2012 (UTC) (Also I don't know if you knew that I changed my name, but I used to be called LongLiverh3.)

Who? Pup 12:35 13 Jan '12
I didn't just abandon you... um, Son. I abandoned myself. I drank too much and put on weight and beat your mother half to death. It's been a tough x years for me too! how's it going though, I trust you've won all sorts of awards and conquered the internets? Also hi Puppy!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 04:18 13 January 2012
Hi yourself. Good to hear about the death of your missus - she was a chain around you neck. Pup 05:05 13 Jan '12
Glad to see that the tone hasn't risen around here! I almost made it back to being a full time user last year. Here's hoping 2012 will be full of inspiration. you still active here properly or are you just visiting too?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 05:15 13 January 2012
I'm back, but struggling for inspiration myself. I'm getting stuff written finally but none of it has been exceptional. I've just gone back and decided to do a few reviews - it's not fair that you have more than me - and I'm working on UN:IC and a few other bits and bobs. Can you believe that UU has as many features as I do? This is a tragic situation and must be remedied! Pup 06:22 13 Jan '12

UnSignpost - 19 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:07, 19 January 2012

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:28, 26 January 2012

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:10, 3 February 2012

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:24, 10 February 2012

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:56, 18 February 2012

Your name[edit source]

I was handwriting something today, and I noticed that when writing Orian there is a similarity in shape as when writing Onan. There's no point in this, just thought you'd like to know. Pup 12:52 22 Feb '12

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:47, 23 February 2012

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 1 March 2012

UnSignpost - 8 March 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 March 2012

UnSignpost 5 April 2012[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:41, Apr 5

So[edit source]

You're gay and British, huh? Just like 7 out of every 10 Englishmen. (Unlike here in America, where only 3 out of every 100 people are gay.) HA! User:Matthlock/sig2 17:44, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

I'm confused. Are you trying to say that america is somehow better for it's lack of gays? ....Who does your hair?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:47 4 November 2012
He's lying. I can assure that America is in fact super gay. --HM (T) 19:32, November 4, 2012 (UTC)

You exist? So do I! What are the chances of that? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 06:44, Nov 5

Wait, are we allowed to do that? Wasn't there that time collapse thing that happened last time? Hows it going man?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:12 5 November 2012
I have no time for anything. Anything. Apart from that, though, it's all good. You? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 06:21, Nov 16
(I need to check this site more often...) Eh, same old really. Don't write as much as I should and am still having no luck getting a job. Been kinda in a rut, really. Working on it though.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 04:19 14 December 2012
Ah, no job. That's the English workingman's blues. I think...... User:Matthlock/sig2 19:00, 19 July 2013 (UTC)

Hey, I see you.[edit source]

I see you over there, talkin' to them Wikians. Stop that. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 3 '13 1:43 (UTC)

To be fair I missed the split. I was just checking in seeing if anyone I knew was still about. Who are you? :P    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 09:36 14 November 2013
Nobody is here or there but us quadruped mammals. Nominally Humane! 10:44 14 Nov
Me? I'm Bizzeebeever. Zombiebaron's still around. So is EMC. They just call him Hotadmin4u69 now, because he's hot and he's an admin, and he wants to commemorate the 1969 moon landing, which occurred on July 4th, of course. Also, Codeine and Dawg and ljlego and a few others were around, but I don't see them anywhere here now. Anybody here... see my old friend Abraham? Can you tell me where he's gone? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Nov 15 '13 0:19 (UTC)
Don't know about Abraham, sorry. Also, welcome back Orian57. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 00:39, 15 November 2013 (UTC)
UU pops up every now and then, but mainly to remind us he isn't here, and Codeine and Skullthumper made cameo appearances recently. I cameo here rarely, but Al is active on both sites. But mainly the four legged mammals. Nominally Humane! 02:30 15 Nov
Lies! I don't pop up ever. On account of not being here, obviously. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:06, Nov 23

Zombies[edit source]

That one what you did about Zombies was really great to read. You've got a gift with prose.--Nikau (talk) 16:49, 25 September 2014 (UTC)

Re-feature queue[edit source]

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:11, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit source]


Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:52, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

I Seem To Be Missing A Hat[edit source]

Where is my Orian57? Well I can't believe that we've been separated for so many years. I told you this planet was screwy and freaky and that time warps like this happen. Now here we are in this other life, and we're needing to re-invent ourselves. I have been wanting to see you in you in your usual wise guy clothes, with the pinstripes and that cool gangster look but with the added feathers and flowers so it would seem more like ABBA, I guess. Nacky (talk) 12:27, 2 April 2021 (UTC)Nacky

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

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