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Idea: Participants write articles based on other competitors suggestions. Competitors have 36 hours to finish a creative, clever and original article. It is pure awsomeness.


Scores are out of 100. Ties will be settled by playing king of the castle on a pile of used gym shoes.

Guest Judges

The five guest judges will give each competitor a score out of 10 for whatever reason they chose (making up a total of 50 of 100 possible points per competitor.

Pee review judge

The host of each competition does an indepth pee review giving a score out of 50 (focusing on creativity, originality and cleverness) which added to the guest judges score gives each contestant a score out of 100.

This years Happy Monkey judge is Shabidoo


2012HappyMonkey1st.jpg Aleister in Chains writing Homophones (grammar)

2012HappyMonkey2nd.jpg ICameHereInACloche writing High school football players of Indian descent

2012HappyMonkey3rd.jpg Xamralco writing The journey of the ugly kitten

Honourable mention: EpicAwesomeness with Function (mathematics), Zombiebaron with Pigeon Rats and Magic man with Mariachi Band.

full scoring of all articles


User Assigned article Score Results
Aleister Homophones (grammar) 87.3 1st
ICameHereInACloche High school football players of Indian descent 83.9 2nd
Xamralco UnBooks:The journey of the ugly kitten 80.3 3rd
EpicAwesomeness Function (mathematics) 79.6 Honourable Mention
Zombiebaron Pigeon Rats 76.5 Honourable Mention
Magic man Mariachi Band 76 Honourable Mention
Black flamingo11 Snips, snails and puppy dog tails. 75
PuppyOnTheRadio Big Butte Creek 72
Matt lobster Meditative drooling 70.5
TimmyTom UnBooks: Still beefy: The autobiography of Beefy McManstick 67.7
Knucmo2 Llama Agility 67.2
Frosty The emperor of Barbados 63.5
Rainchild Saturday (day of the week) 61
Socky Twister (Game) 55
Änjelajs Devil May Cry (video game series) 52.7
Cat the Colourful User:Cat the Colourful/Polytheism 41
Oliphaunte James Bond on the Giant Peach
Kip the Dip Cricket (game)
Scofield Georgia Guidestones

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Place your questions, problems, complaints, murmurs, whistles, jokes, blabing and things here. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

An idea, please make up a template for the overhang message, whatever that's called, inviting existing users and readers to sign up for the contest. Invite the readers into play along, although they may not know the codes. Maybe a stupid idea, but I am, if nothing else, stupid. Aleister 20:52 Chink New Yer
It's not a bad idea. The only problem I can think of, is having a bunch of IP numbers in the register, getting them to email me their topics and getting them to actually put out an article. If they register as a user, it would be grand, and I'll deffinately help any new user who wants to participate, to understand how it works etc... --ShabiDOO 22:23, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
What? It's a stupid idea. I said as much. Stupid stupid stupid. Let the IP's organize their own Happy IP Monkey contest, you are organizing the real deal. And where do we send our topics when the time is right, if it is ever right. Aleister 23:29 24-1-'12
Send it to or something. Pup 11:32 24 Jan '12
I'd participate, but my computer is very sick and about to go into the shop for repairs as soon as I can afford it (or a new computer instead most likely). I don't know at this point when I'll be on until this issue is resolved since my computer only works normally when running on battery power. Arrgh. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:28, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
We need more judges. Just saying. --Wanna see a magic trick? 18:33, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
When my computer goes into the shop (unless I just get a new one), I won't even know when the judging is going on since I can't use the computer at work for that purpose. Hopefully if I made enough money this past pay period I can get a new one. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:48, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
If you're devious and sneaky about it, you can just print the articles at work, read them, and then put the scores in sometime. Though, thats a lot of sneaking around just to judge a contest. Although, this isn't just any old contest isn't it? ;) --ShabiDOO 19:14, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
I'd like to host, or help host this next time if you're okay with it. --Wanna see a magic trick? 19:24, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
Why don't you start co-hosting now and get more people to sign up, or are you Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck!!! Aleister 00:47 8-2-'12
The only thing you'll have to be careful careful. Buck buck buck buck. --ShabiDOO 00:51, February 8, 2012 (UTC)