User:Knucmo2

“I don't want to kick against the pricks; it hurts my feet and I don't want to be seen as a homophobic”
~ Great advice revised

“My advice to literary hacks? Leave it to the prose”
~ Me on Literary Aspirants

2006[edit | edit source]

Then I became a total dropout, and these were the results:

Featured Article: Miles Davis

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Featured Article: HowTo:Win an Argument

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Featured Article: Baldrick

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Featured Article: Office Worker's Rant: An Excerpt‎

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This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure them by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
18 years, 2 months and 6 days.

This user loves the golden ratio!

This user is a total UKer
and may nut you, you slag.
(British Uncyclopedians)

This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.