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“I don't want to kick against the pricks; it hurts my feet and I don't want to be seen as a homophobic”

~ Great advice revised

“My advice to literary hacks? Leave it to the prose”

~ Me on Literary Aspirants
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Those obsessed with so-called experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Knucmo2.



  • Ah yes, sweet 2007 - when I had more of a life (and a degree to do).
  • Later on, I made some edits to Geoffrey Boycott
  • I might even have added a userbox!


Then I became a total dropout, and these were the results:



Other things[edit]

Frank Zappa.jpg This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure this user by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.

Grandpiano.gif This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
12 years, 5 months and 17 days.

Golden ratio new.jpg This user loves the golden ratio!
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and enjoys driving their Jaguar (NOT: JagWARR).
(British Uncyclopedians)
Tetris kick ass.png This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.