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Russell Brand's Wilde Boys - Foppery!
(Parody Of "Battery" by Metallica)

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

"...like a fey highwayman"
Putting on a fashion, like a fey highywayman
We are fopped and made to look gay,
Lacking in power, adorned with flowers,
Foppery is here to stay
Cultivating the lilies, though they make me sneeze,
Cannot stop the foppery
Ironing my linen turns into obsession
Cannot still the foppery
Cannot still the dandy, foppery is found in me
Foppery!
"Fetch me my powder/Getting ready takes eight hours"
Fetch me my powder, getting ready takes eight hours
I almost resemble a lady
Dandy royal-lover living like an emperor
Even though I'm bourgeoisie
Cultivating the lilies, though they make me sneeze,
Cannot stop the foppery
Ironing my linen turns into obsession
Cannot still the foppery
Cannot stop the dandy, foppery is found in me
Foppery
Foppery
"Cannot stop the dandy, foppery is found in me"
We hate employment, it's far too common
Who needs all that prole money?
I'm not sure if I'm gay, or a camp popinjay
Some will say I'm 'womanly'
Cultivating the lilies, though they make me sneeze,
Cannot stop the foppery
Ironing my linen turns into obsession
Cannot still the foppery
Cannot stop the dandy, foppery is found in me
Foppery!

Credits[edit | edit source]

Lyrics and concept - Knucmo2

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