Sorry I wandered off shortly after wandering on 2 years ago. I'm immortal so tine perception wise, it was like leaving for day. Regardless, thought the changes you made to that waiter dildo article you made were brilliant and sorry I never told you that then.
Also, you're a freaking crat now? Congradumashuns! It'sTheReturn ofJazz... Because non sequiturs. 06:54, 30 January 2026 (UTC)
Hey duderino. Glad to see you back. Yeah, the site has an energy we haven't seen in a long while. Also article numbers are relatively high and the quality is through the roof.
Defo, the dildo article was a good one. I just read it and needed a smoke and a quick nap ;)
My crat responsibilities are epic, with great power comes great responsibility opportunities to abuse a system and terrorize the plebs.
We should defo do a collabShabiDOO 09:40, 30 January 2026 (UTC)
I'd be open to that. No idea what though. It'sTheReturn ofJazz... Because non sequiturs. 09:26, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
Actually, I do have an idea. We should do an article making fun of how omnipresent AI is. Maybe have it written from the perspective of someone who is just now hearing about it for the first time... somehow. And it can take that naivety and dovetail from there. What do you think? It'sTheReturn ofJazz... Because non sequiturs. 09:33, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
That's where I'm going to be working on this. You're welcome to use it if you want. I know it's user space but I'm cool with it, collab and all. It'sTheReturn ofJazz... Because non sequiturs. 09:53, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
hell, that's actually a great idea. I'd like to help if possible. 15:16, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
I'm cool with it if Shabidoo is. Also I technically haven't got their agreement yet. But yeah the more the merrier. I'm just working in use space so it doesn't get burninated before it's done cooking. Not sure if that mixed metaphor made sense but who cares?It'sTheReturn ofJazz... Because non sequiturs. 20:13, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
wait until MrX finds out you're cheating on him --DameFishonskatesCUN 22:11, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
Can you unlock the talk page for Top 10 Articles of 2025/voting?[edit source]
@Shabidoo: I was doing an updated tally for the final results, with breakdown before you locked it. Cheers Noopnurf,NoopiestofNurfs 22:08, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
for the UTCG, i need some sort of, well... something... to represent you. Are you the grue on your user page? a banana? I keep thinking its shabadoo from the simpsons, but that doesn't sound right... LucynaK 13:58, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
I used to be most commonly referred to by the banana on my talkpage. But the grue is also cool. Whatever fits with your aesthetic will work. Looking forward to seeing these!!!ShabiDOO 16:31, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
At the end of January, the server of en.uncyclopedia.co went down. This led a bunch of people (Alula, Fish on skates, Gergdown, Turb0-Sunrise, Soviet, and RealDonaldTrump), to join the spoon and discover that Spike is a sockpuppet of OPOSSUM. The spoon's LPTEW also received a spike in activity as everybody from the fork scrambled to figure out what the heck was going on. Fish tried reaching out to Alula through wplace about what would happen to the Top 10 voting, which was extended a day to account for the server outage. The construction tag deadlines on multiple articles were also extended by a few days too.
It all started when our resident potatochopper and weeb MK hid the edit buttons on her userpage so no one could edit it. I, thinking I'm so clever, found an actual use for the visual editor and used it to prove I could still edit. This escalated into a vandalism contest much like the one OPOSSUM held, and even spread to pages like her editnotice and her signature. This is what the userpage looked like at the end of the silliness.
What do you think of saying "archibe" instead of "archive"? — Soviet
archibe
From The Logs
(spoon) 16:39, 31 January 2026 Spike blocked RealDonaldTrump with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (You can't do that)
00:28, 2 February 2026 RealDonaldTrump blocked SPIKE with an expiration time of 4 millennia, 9 centuries, 9 decades, 9 years, 364 days, 17 hours, 49 minutes and 12 seconds (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (You're not allowed to do that)
08:31, 2 February 2026 L10nM4st3r changed block settings for L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 21:58, 1 February 9025 (account creation disabled) (Not banned enough yet)
This isn't a joke. We actually VFD'd an FA! Taylor Swift's "psy-op", an article[duh] created by alleged AI-writer Tranvit, has been fuckedbaleeted tossed down that super deep hole in Russia or wherever it is on VFD. MrX briefly lost his shit over it, before everybody seemingly forgot about it all. What were we talking about?
On LPTEW, Fish on skates started complaining about Turb0-Sunrise's constant edit conflicts. Both of them complained like 5-year-olds to DaniPine3, when ColonelKurtz decided to hold a fair trial, hearing both sides. Upon hearing both sides, Kurtz decided Turb0's description of the events wasn't detailed enough, at which point Fish threatened him. Hockey salmon was there too, for some reason. As with all court cases, it eventually came down to more angry five-year-old arguing. Aside from arguing, highlights include God making an appearance, confirming his secret gay relationship with Satan.
So. Uhh. Yeah. You probably know what a sitenotice is. Those things nobody looks at and dismisses as soon as they pop up. Well MrX had the bright idea to parody Wikipedia's 25 year anniversary. I made the editnotice, MrX made some tweaks, and long story short, my work is on every page of this website.[note 1]
Dani's revision of the original drawing. The horrors... nice tits on it though...
Fish's reply. Not to be confused with GlitchyZorua, the topic of the biopic, even though the damn wrapper puts it in the biopic section and i don't feel like adding more whitespace to this fucking thing to make it not in the biopic, even though this ridiculous rant is causing way more whitespace than should be allowed in an average UnSignpost issue
Demon spawning ground and local dumbassery[note 2] LPTEW has spawned yet another monstrosity, this time in the form of a moe personality of LPTEW itself. Fish on skates began the horrors, mentioning it in a completely unrelated thing, only for DaniPine3 to create an eldritch abomination beyond the wildest dreams of Satan himself.
These creations were met with mixed reactions, with GlitchyZorua calling for them to be killed with fire, ColonelKurtz having a stroke, Turb0-Sunrise forcing Fish to give hers red socks, and somebody masturbating. I heard it. It was in the broom closet.
If you see these creatures, seek medical attention immediately. You will likely die if exposed to these creatures for long periods of time. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
The week is upon us. Forest Fire Week. BURN THE SHIT! BURN IT! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Biopic
There's a place in France or somewhere. They say there's nude dancing. Sounds like fun. This has nothing to do with GlitchyZorua, who is honestly great. They don't do much actual writing, but they're around. Mostly on VFD, but if you hide in the dark corners of MrX's talk page, Zorua'll be there.
10:57, 7 February 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 7 minutes and 5 seconds (account creation disabled) (Felt like it)
11:02, 7 February 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Alula with an expiration time of 1 hour and 8 minutes (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Payback >:[)
11:10, 7 February 2026 Alula unblocked Alula(it's not very effective...)
11:12, 7 February 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled) (DaniPi3)
14:08, 9 February 2026 Alula blocked 50.206.73.246 with an expiration time of 1 day (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (pay attention in class you idiot)
If your talkpage doesn't have some weird CSS on it,*cough* MKyou may be noticing that the good[citation needed] ol' USP looks a bit different. We've revamped[note 3] some stuff in the back.
First off, if you look at the super fucking old issuses, you'll see a little thing next to the issue number. We brought that back. Then we split the heading thingy in half. It doesn't do much, but it looks nicer. Then we put the heading in a box. Looks so fucking nice. Now we put the WHOLE THING in a bo- excuse me...
oh, oh,OH!
Where were we?
Quote(s) of the Week
“usiong hHE POWER OF NTO CORERCTINT WORDS I WILL UNCYCLEOPEDIA A MAJROR STROEK AND THEN TO STOP THE STOPKE THEY WWKKWKKWWKWKWKWKWJWWJ”
– ColonelKurtz
“I'd rather be Spamton, because back then he had a giant TV sugar daddy.”
(go put/something on vfh)
