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Although I feel that some of my ratings were a little harsh, I'm happy with the reviews as they are. And thanks for the picture! 20:01, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

GF, you did a very nice job, especially considering it was your first time! Thanks! Anton (talk) 20:03, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
Hey...I'm not questioning the ratings. You did a great job...I just wanted to be sure there weren't any typing errors. THANKS AGAIN! ShabiDOO 20:04, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
Yeah, in case you wanted to type 30 and gave someone 3 instead. Pretty sure that never happened with anyone, but it'd be terribly funny, though. Anton (talk) 20:07, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
Thanks for the nice comments Shabidoo and Anton199! 20:08, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

And Shab, thanks so much for oranizing this! Anton (talk) 23:00, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

Big shout out to The Shab for organising this event and for judging. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Thanks Shabidoo for judging and for inspiring the way I wrote my article with pieces of your own like Jew space cowboys. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 12:02, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
Glad you liked it. Take a chance to thank Sarah who always takes time out of her summer time off to read your articles and review them! ShabiDOO 13:32, 7 August 2015 (UTC)


Hope you don't have anything against it; I took another perspective on Sunday in a new UnBook. Anton (talk) 16:28, 15 August 2015 (UTC)

Hey...that kind of activity is one of the best kinds of compliments. I don't have time to read it just yet but I promise I'll get to it! ShabiDOO 14:31, 16 August 2015 (UTC)

How rude of me[edit]

I just realized I completely forgot to thank all the judges for taking time out of their "busy" schedules to read all of the happy monkey entries. Especially mine since it was the size of a small island nation. So thanks Shabidoo. For judging and running the whole caboozle and whatnot. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  17:48, 15 August 2015 (UTC)

Sure, but what has he done for me lately? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Comment struck. Mhaille does have a point, Shabidoo, you selfish jerk. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  18:08, 15 August 2015 (UTC)
I eat my own yes...I'm a little self-involved...even for a galactic God. Sorry :( ShabiDOO 14:30, 16 August 2015 (UTC)

Hey, Shabby-Dabby-Doo![edit]

Thank you for judging! 18:11, 15 August 2015 (UTC)

Space Jews[edit]

Have you read El último trayecto de Horacio Dos or Sin noticias de Gurb by Mendoza? Your article is like a warped nazi flavoured version of the first one, although i think the second one is more fun. Leverage (talk) 11:30, 8 September 2015 (UTC)

No I have not but I usually read one spanish novel a year and I love reading illustrated books even more (it is an illustrated novel no?) I'll give one of them a go. Thanks!!! ShabiDOO 16:52, 8 September 2015 (UTC)
If you're a one-a-year man I would go for Gurb. I can email you the TXTs if you want, send me a note to Leverage (talk) 17:53, 8 September 2015 (UTC)


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What's up?  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:57, 10 October 2015

Are you trying to trap me inside a prison of punctuation!?!?! ShabiDOO 12:29, 12 October 2015 (UTC)
That's a secret Purple nurples award.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:38, 17 October 2015


GAY GAY GAY! I'm a preop tranny for you!  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:47, 23 October 2015

Haven't seen you around in a bit. Maybe I'm just blind. Howdy! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Oct 30 '15 1:57 (UTC)
The truth is...I am an artificial inteligence...let loose into the interweb...and I've been so caught up in sites like and hotponysniz.ass that I forgot all about this place. What year is it again? ShabiDOO 13:47, 1 November 2015 (UTC)
1976. I just got back from the Bicentennial celebrations. You? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Nov 1 '15 16:18 (UTC)

Turkey-slapping Day[edit]

I've been mulling over an article called "Dick-pictionary" for almost a year and have a few sentences done, does the article for the Aristocrat's sweaty hairy ball have to be brand new or can I bend the rules and enter leftovers from last year? --Nikau (talk) 19:11, 8 November 2015 (UTC)

Hey. I don't think it's a big deal if you've already written one or two sentences. You are allowed to think about your article before it starts and even work out possible concepts and how the article might go. Anything more than that though...would be a breach of good faith and the honour code. ShabiDOO 23:59, 8 November 2015 (UTC)
You having a ball? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Hey Mhaille...yeah I was experimenting with a forum page per having a turkey ball. But since it's your competition...I'll be more than happy to hand it off to you if you'd like to organise it :) :) :) :) ShabiDOO 23:59, 8 November 2015 (UTC)

Mhaille, you just got your fucking ball handed to you mate. Leverage (talk) 07:52, 9 November 2015 (UTC)

Not mine in the least, was a community effort. Knock yourself out, if you need any help just ask. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

That was my one opportunity in life to make a pun on "handed to" and "ball" and your response totally soured it. You soured my ball. Leverage (talk) 10:56, 9 November 2015 (UTC)

Mhaille soured my ball too Leverage :( 14:59, 9 November 2015 (UTC)
The balls in your court... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Need a judge? 14:59, 9 November 2015 (UTC)'re so funny geese're such a swell guy gosh
@grammarfegelein...I think you're ready for judge responsibilities...I'm gonna take a risk and let you have a go...heck.
ShabiDOO 20:18, 9 November 2015 (UTC)

Turkey Day Ball[edit]

Is it ok if I bring over one of my own articles from the spoon to here? Or should it all be done from scratch? I'll admit, I'm a lazy fuck, plus I'm more of an "editor" than a true comedy writer.--EpicWinner (talk) 20:01, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

It's usually an article from scratch...but I suppose if it's an article you only started writing this would be okay. ShabiDOO 20:25, 27 November 2015 (UTC)


I know this is ego stroking, but can you vote for/against my article (well, half my article) on VFH, to speed up the process a bit? It would also be good to vote for/against the other articles as well.--EpicWinner (talk) 00:59, 28 December 2015 (UTC)

Hey duderino. I think...young man...that it could use some tender loving editing and some polishing. If you'd like...I'd happily give it a run over. ShabiDOO 12:38, 31 December 2015 (UTC)
I'd be fine if you hacked at it a bit.--EpicWinner (talk) 21:26, 31 December 2015 (UTC)

User:Shabidoo/Annals of butoxus[edit]

Good crumb muffins! Do you remember this article? User:Matthlock/sig2 00:18, 6 March 2016 (UTC)


Yes, I'm still around but only coming here sporadically. I've never been to Poland; the name would take a bit of explanation that would probably not be worth bothering with. Sorry I didn't see about that competition. Kazimiera (talk) 14:19, 22 June 2016 (UTC)

Leverage (talk) 14:18, 19 September 2016 (UTC)


Didn't get a chance to finish (or actually fully start) my article for the competition, crazy busy the last few weeks. I am disappoint. I had some really good ideas for taking the piss out of Germans too... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Don't worry at all. I'll extent the competition until the 10th of January. That'll give us some time. ShabiDOO 23:41, 23 December 2016 (UTC)
Hello sir. I find your content to be amusing, and I come seeking guidance. I am currently without Uncyclopedia parents, and have only recently immersed myself into the culture. Do me the honor of adopting me and I will make you most certainly proud. There will be no doubt. --User:Jaspifer/sig

Vote, Please?[edit]

Discord link[edit]

Hey Shabi. I tested the Discord link on the forum/sidebar and it seems to be working - however, if it is still giving you an issue, try this one instead. Hope to see ya soon. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 20:22 26 June 2019

Thank you[edit]

Blow me.[edit]

Blow me. Seriously.

I've been more than friendly enough. If you want to contribute to an article, read it and try to make it fit within the style. I've been working on it off an on for 10 years and I'm about to nominate it for a feature. If you want to contribute to it or discuss it with me, do so on the talk page. Throwing a temper-tantrum and going to the author's talk-page and leaving a pissy bitch comment won't achieve anything. Don't be such a prima-donna. Conversely...start your own damn article Shabidoo (talk) 09:08, 24 May 2020 (UTC)
For the record, IP editor, I think most of your edits were very funny and entertaining. But Shabidoo is right that keeping it a little simpler, more dry humor, and closer to reality is better. MrX blow me 18:08, 27 May 2020 (UTC)


Hi Shabidoo, can you please fix your signature by using Template:Nosubst (instructions on that page) so that the code from your signature no longer shows up on every page you sign. Thanks, -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 12:08, 15 July 2020 (UTC)

Okay I think this is correct. ShabiDOO 12:18, 15 July 2020 (UTC)
Yup looks good, thanks. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 12:19, 15 July 2020 (UTC)
So are you going to give me a hot kiss now? ShabiDOO 12:27, 15 July 2020 (UTC)

Rewrite article[edit]

Can you rewrite Space, then? Gale 5050 Complaint Department 15:05, 8 September 2020 (UTC)