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Reviews[edit]

Although I feel that some of my ratings were a little harsh, I'm happy with the reviews as they are. And thanks for the picture! 20:01, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

GF, you did a very nice job, especially considering it was your first time! Thanks! Anton (talk) 20:03, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
Hey...I'm not questioning the ratings. You did a great job...I just wanted to be sure there weren't any typing errors. THANKS AGAIN! ShabiDOO 20:04, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
Yeah, in case you wanted to type 30 and gave someone 3 instead. Pretty sure that never happened with anyone, but it'd be terribly funny, though. Anton (talk) 20:07, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
Thanks for the nice comments Shabidoo and Anton199! 20:08, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

And Shab, thanks so much for oranizing this! Anton (talk) 23:00, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

Big shout out to The Shab for organising this event and for judging. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Thanks Shabidoo for judging and for inspiring the way I wrote my article with pieces of your own like Jew space cowboys. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 12:02, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
Glad you liked it. Take a chance to thank Sarah who always takes time out of her summer time off to read your articles and review them! ShabiDOO 13:32, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

Sunday[edit]

Hope you don't have anything against it; I took another perspective on Sunday in a new UnBook. Anton (talk) 16:28, 15 August 2015 (UTC)

Hey...that kind of activity is one of the best kinds of compliments. I don't have time to read it just yet but I promise I'll get to it! ShabiDOO 14:31, 16 August 2015 (UTC)

How rude of me[edit]

I just realized I completely forgot to thank all the judges for taking time out of their "busy" schedules to read all of the happy monkey entries. Especially mine since it was the size of a small island nation. So thanks Shabidoo. For judging and running the whole caboozle and whatnot. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  17:48, 15 August 2015 (UTC)

Sure, but what has he done for me lately? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Comment struck. Mhaille does have a point, Shabidoo, you selfish jerk. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  18:08, 15 August 2015 (UTC)
I eat my own toe-cheese...so yes...I'm a little self-involved...even for a galactic God. Sorry :( ShabiDOO 14:30, 16 August 2015 (UTC)

Hey, Shabby-Dabby-Doo![edit]

Thank you for judging! 18:11, 15 August 2015 (UTC)

Space Jews[edit]

Have you read El último trayecto de Horacio Dos or Sin noticias de Gurb by Mendoza? Your article is like a warped nazi flavoured version of the first one, although i think the second one is more fun. Leverage (talk) 11:30, 8 September 2015 (UTC)

No I have not but I usually read one spanish novel a year and I love reading illustrated books even more (it is an illustrated novel no?)...so I'll give one of them a go. Thanks!!! ShabiDOO 16:52, 8 September 2015 (UTC)
If you're a one-a-year man I would go for Gurb. I can email you the TXTs if you want, send me a note to lev.everage@gmail.com. Leverage (talk) 17:53, 8 September 2015 (UTC)

Hai[edit]

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What's up?  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:57, 10 October 2015

Are you trying to trap me inside a prison of punctuation!?!?! ShabiDOO 12:29, 12 October 2015 (UTC)
That's a secret Purple nurples award.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:38, 17 October 2015


Gay![edit]

GAY GAY GAY! I'm a preop tranny for you!  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:47, 23 October 2015

Haven't seen you around in a bit. Maybe I'm just blind. Howdy! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Oct 30 '15 1:57 (UTC)
The truth is...I am an artificial inteligence...let loose into the interweb...and I've been so caught up in sites like poontang.sx and hotponysniz.ass that I forgot all about this place. What year is it again? ShabiDOO 13:47, 1 November 2015 (UTC)
1976. I just got back from the Bicentennial celebrations. You? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Nov 1 '15 16:18 (UTC)

Turkey-slapping Day[edit]

I've been mulling over an article called "Dick-pictionary" for almost a year and have a few sentences done, does the article for the Aristocrat's sweaty hairy ball have to be brand new or can I bend the rules and enter leftovers from last year? --Nikau (talk) 19:11, 8 November 2015 (UTC)

Hey. I don't think it's a big deal if you've already written one or two sentences. You are allowed to think about your article before it starts and even work out possible concepts and how the article might go. Anything more than that though...would be a breach of good faith and the honour code. ShabiDOO 23:59, 8 November 2015 (UTC)
You having a ball? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Hey Mhaille...yeah I was experimenting with a forum page per having a turkey ball. But since it's your competition...I'll be more than happy to hand it off to you if you'd like to organise it :) :) :) :) ShabiDOO 23:59, 8 November 2015 (UTC)

Mhaille, you just got your fucking ball handed to you mate. Leverage (talk) 07:52, 9 November 2015 (UTC)

Not mine in the least, was a community effort. Knock yourself out, if you need any help just ask. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

That was my one opportunity in life to make a pun on "handed to" and "ball" and your response totally soured it. You soured my ball. Leverage (talk) 10:56, 9 November 2015 (UTC)

Mhaille soured my ball too Leverage :( 14:59, 9 November 2015 (UTC)
The balls in your court... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Need a judge? 14:59, 9 November 2015 (UTC)

@leverage...you're so funny geese
@mhaile...you're such a swell guy gosh
@grammarfegelein...I think you're ready for judge responsibilities...I'm gonna take a risk and let you have a go...heck.
ShabiDOO 20:18, 9 November 2015 (UTC)

Turkey Day Ball[edit]

Is it ok if I bring over one of my own articles from the spoon to here? Or should it all be done from scratch? I'll admit, I'm a lazy fuck, plus I'm more of an "editor" than a true comedy writer.--EpicWinner (talk) 20:01, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

It's usually an article from scratch...but I suppose if it's an article you only started writing this week...it would be okay. ShabiDOO 20:25, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

FA[edit]

I know this is ego stroking, but can you vote for/against my article (well, half my article) on VFH, to speed up the process a bit? It would also be good to vote for/against the other articles as well.--EpicWinner (talk) 00:59, 28 December 2015 (UTC)

Hey duderino. I think...young man...that it could use some tender loving editing and some polishing. If you'd like...I'd happily give it a run over. ShabiDOO 12:38, 31 December 2015 (UTC)
I'd be fine if you hacked at it a bit.--EpicWinner (talk) 21:26, 31 December 2015 (UTC)

User:Shabidoo/Annals of butoxus[edit]

Good crumb muffins! Do you remember this article? User:Matthlock/sig2 00:18, 6 March 2016 (UTC)

Hi![edit]

Yes, I'm still around but only coming here sporadically. I've never been to Poland; the name would take a bit of explanation that would probably not be worth bothering with. Sorry I didn't see about that competition. Kazimiera (talk) 14:19, 22 June 2016 (UTC)

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Dude[edit]

Didn't get a chance to finish (or actually fully start) my article for the competition, crazy busy the last few weeks. I am disappoint. I had some really good ideas for taking the piss out of Germans too... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Don't worry at all. I'll extent the competition until the 10th of January. That'll give us some time. ShabiDOO 23:41, 23 December 2016 (UTC)
Hello sir. I find your content to be amusing, and I come seeking guidance. I am currently without Uncyclopedia parents, and have only recently immersed myself into the culture. Do me the honor of adopting me and I will make you most certainly proud. There will be no doubt. --User:Jaspifer/sig

Vote, Please?[edit]

Discord link[edit]

Hey Shabi. I tested the Discord link on the forum/sidebar and it seems to be working - however, if it is still giving you an issue, try this one instead. Hope to see ya soon. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 20:22 26 June 2019

Thank you[edit]

Blow me.[edit]

Blow me. Seriously.

I've been more than friendly enough. If you want to contribute to an article, read it and try to make it fit within the style. I've been working on it off an on for 10 years and I'm about to nominate it for a feature. If you want to contribute to it or discuss it with me, do so on the talk page. Throwing a temper-tantrum and going to the author's talk-page and leaving a pissy bitch comment won't achieve anything. Don't be such a prima-donna. Conversely...start your own damn article Shabidoo (talk) 09:08, 24 May 2020 (UTC)
For the record, IP editor, I think most of your edits were very funny and entertaining. But Shabidoo is right that keeping it a little simpler, more dry humor, and closer to reality is better. MrX blow me 18:08, 27 May 2020 (UTC)

Template:Nosubst[edit]

Hi Shabidoo, can you please fix your signature by using Template:Nosubst (instructions on that page) so that the code from your signature no longer shows up on every page you sign. Thanks, -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 12:08, 15 July 2020 (UTC)

Okay I think this is correct. ShabiDOO 12:18, 15 July 2020 (UTC)
Yup looks good, thanks. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 12:19, 15 July 2020 (UTC)
So are you going to give me a hot kiss now? ShabiDOO 12:27, 15 July 2020 (UTC)

Rewrite article[edit]

Can you rewrite Space, then? Gale 5050 Complaint Department 15:05, 8 September 2020 (UTC)

Image Question[edit]

"Did you alter the image before adding the text? Like did you add the cup of tea (or coffee or whatever it is?)". Not sure what you're asking? I made the entire image from scratch if that helps? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Okay. Wow. That's impressive. I'm going to copy this text on to the forum page. ShabiDOO 14:19, 3 December 2020 (UTC)

Collab[edit]

I heard that you would like to collab on a new feature-level article. Just to let you know, I'm available for the next few days and ready for writing any time. I've written a featured article and another one is on VFH right now. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  21:20, 29 December 2020 (UTC)

Yeah cool for sure. Your article was funny. Sounds good. What do you think about "baked potato". It's such a bland generic item it will be easy to make it funny. I think with baked potato there are two ways to go: 1. really play up the "boring bland" part in a matter of fact way documenting the humerously unremarkable nature of it or 2. ironically make it seem like the most interesting thing to ever eat. What do you think? ShabiDOO 23:20, 29 December 2020 (UTC)
I was thinking about expanding on my blurb, so a parody article on London Paddington station, but yeah, your idea's good to go. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  08:56, 30 December 2020 (UTC)

Among Us[edit]

Thanks, man! I was offline for a long time because I use Desciclopédia (the brazilian Uncyclopedia) more than Uncyclopedia. Bye! MeVɪᴄᴛᴜ Talk 55 12:20, 3 January 2021 (UTC)

Twelve little faggots[edit]

I'd like to remind you that I intend on moving this page you created to UnBooks as it appears to fit there more appropriately. JJP...MASTER![talk to]JJP... master? 16:52, 3 January 2021 (UTC)

Okay thanks JP. Yeah that is a much better space! ShabiDOO 20:27, 7 January 2021 (UTC)

Re:Orchids[edit]

Sorry for the late reply! I kind of have a lot on my plate going on in real life currently so I'll have to pass on the collabing for now, although I have fond memories of the page and it looks really good even now. And if memory serves me correctly (and it apparently did, thanks to the almighty edit history of the page) I only made some very very very minor edits to the page, such as the picture inclusion apparently. But I'd be more than willing to vote to feature it even if its current form! Of course if you yourself feel it's not up to it yet (you did the majority of writing with Scofield and "ThecoolxavierguyfromghIII" (huh, I barely even remembered this guy!) either way) then I of course don't want to rush you. Do hit me up if you decide to put it up for VFH at some point though, just so I won't miss voting for it. XO XO, Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:01, 7 January, 2021 (UTC)

Thanks duderino. Hey...hit me up on facebook. Would be cool to catch up! ShabiDOO 20:26, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
Well I otherwise would but I kind of got rid of my facebook account and most social medias last year on a fit of need for isolation, ultimately I just thought I need to keep my distance from most things internetty. But I'm occasionally on the uncyclopedia discord server though when I'm not sleeping around the clock lol. Hope you're all well though man! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:21, 8 January, 2021 (UTC)
Ahhh. Well good for you. The universe would be an infinitely better place without facebook or twitter...that's for sure! ShabiDOO 21:03, 8 January 2021 (UTC)
Saw your nomination and voted! I found some time to work on it a bit since you name-dropped me on your nomination as a co-author and I felt terribly guilty of contributing so little lol. I added some stuff to the history/etymology bit and modified some sentence structures and did some reconstructing on the introductory bit. Nothing too drastic I hope, wanted to be extra careful of not just deleting any bits. Do modify my additions if you disagree with anything! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:12, 23 January, 2021 (UTC)

Human rights[edit]

I can't its too frisky due to my sanction to take it to the talk page. I'll take it off the VFH page, but I will stand my ground it should be removed. Taking it to your TP. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 22:34, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

I chose non-sensical images because I want to use an absurd tone both in the text and photos. The whole narrative is absurd and I want surreal images. I appreciate the critique but I am not going to change the images. I like them the way they are. If you have a particular critique about the actual text, please let me know (please be specific). ShabiDOO 22:41, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
If you really want it to be "absurd" and not necessarily humourous, it's not a great article for VFH. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:29, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
Thank you for your input Gale. You've had your say. If you have no other specific constructive critique about the text, then thank you for expressing your opinion. ShabiDOO 00:33, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
Hey thanks a lot. Those were very good edits. It's unlikely to pass with Gale, yet again voting against an article, so I'll work on it a bit and nominate it some time again in the future. Hows stuff in Finland? You guys are doing really well with COVID I think (a lot better than Spain for sure). I'm thinking about moving to Northern Europe in fact (not Finland but probably somewhat as cold). Going to Uni yet? ShabiDOO 18:23, 23 January 2021 (UTC)
Finland's doing quite alright I guess, or at least we haven't had any major city lockdowns or such since last spring. We even had some festival shows in summer when the infection rate was at its lowest. But I've also generally stopped paying closer attention to statistics and such, I know we're all doomed regardless lol. I do wish you guys get it together especially in Spain, sending you guys virtual hope and virtual hugs and virtual sexual advances. If you want a cold northern European country that has handled it's covid like really really really well I'd recommend Iceland they seem to have their stuff together. You'd just have to deal with the absolute gibberish language but then again I guess that's the case with most northern European countries lol. And nah, I'm not going to any uni currently, I'm still trying to figure that out while stuck in a mundane manual labor job but neither applying nor going to any schools are exactly simple procedures currently with covid ravaging and limiting everything. So all in all, grim times, man. At least there's silly Uncyclopedia articles around. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:53, 24 January, 2021 (UTC)

Yet another article![edit]

Howdy!

Just wanted to ask, do you mind working a little on a new article I just started, r/wallstreetbets? It's meant to parody the subreddit in a way, or two. Hope you don't mind! (You don't have to work on it unless you want to!) Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:50pm  January 31, 2021

Happy Monkey Comp[edit]

Yo! I've been looking at some of the past Happy Monkey Competitions, and while I can kinda get a feel for what their assigned topics might have been, is it possible to actually see a list of previously used topics? I don't wanna pick something that has already been used, and I also don't wanna pick something too specific or too vague. Sorry if I'm totally overthinking this. Looking forward to it!! MrX blow me 16:02, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

Hey yeah...there's been all sorts of interesting and weird topics. I was a participant in the very first happy monkey competition and my topic was: "HowTo:Cast a voodoo death curse using bones from someone you killed". Other topics have been as simple as: Raptovelocity, Twister (the Game) and Viking Metal. So you can literally do whatever topic you like. Even something normal could be a challenge like: "Bookends" or "Bolts" or "Papercuts". But yeah you could also go elaborate like: "chocolate filled with children's tears" or "The last chapter of Michael Jackson's life". I honestly don't think you can screw up coming up with a topic. Also...nobody will know which topic you came up with (it's submitted anonymously). :) ShabiDOO 17:07, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
Yeah I'm not worried about people knowing which topic I picked. If there have been so many before, then I guess I shouldn't worry about possibly repeating a topic. I have a few ideas, definitely gonna make it vague enough that there are several ways to do it, I'll send it to you in a day or two. Thanks for putting this together! MrX blow me 17:17, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
Hey! Can you please clarify something? Is Feb. 21-28 the time for writing? Or is the writing period just 2 days and then the rest is the judging period? Thanks, cheers. MrX blow me 16:58, 12 February 2021 (UTC)
Hey no. It's 7 days. I've extended the writing period this year to avoid some uncompleted articles that have happened in previous years :) ShabiDOO 17:05, 12 February 2021 (UTC)
Good call, and then how long do the judges have? MrX blow me 17:07, 12 February 2021 (UTC)
Judging is supposed to be quick (I don't like the week long judging). I'll talk with the other users. I do a full out pee review for every articles...so I'd say...uhhhhh...three days maximum. ShabiDOO 17:19, 12 February 2021 (UTC)
Ok cool, any amount of time for something I'm not doing is fine with me lol. Thanks again. MrX blow me 17:23, 12 February 2021 (UTC)

Talkback[edit]

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This edit has been approved by User:Kev as in compliance with UN:OFFICE sanctions. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  01:45pm  February 15, 2021

You might[edit]

get a giggle out of this. As something of a Wanderlust Merchant, you could be one of the few people on the site to get the joke. https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Acute_accent Leverage (talk) 18:50, 15 February 2021 (UTC)

Leverage, I love it! I spent a semester in Barcelona in the dark ages before smartphones, and I always kinda rolled my eyes and chuckled when I saw people make that mistake. The Spanish keyboard is so easy to figure out with about a minute's worth of effort. And didn't the fact that the "apostrophe" didn't appear until after the next letter was typed alert the writer that something was different? Anyway, great work! MrX blow me 19:10, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
Nice article. Are you going to expand it a little? Maybe some other languages? To be honest, I notoriously have terrible ortografía and I leave out my accents all the time and Spanish people are starting to omit them in text messages (some of my Latino friends don't even bother with them at all). Luckily autocorrect picks up most of it but there are the "word distinguishing" accents like "te" vs. "té". I even leave off the tilde for the ñ sometimes when I'm using my phone (as I have a multi-lingual keyboard that usually detects the language I'm using but not always). This produces some HILARIOUS effects like "ano" instead of "año". In French however you honestly cannot leave out the diacritics because you'll be saying the wrong things sometimes, French people don't make much effort to understand what you were "actually trying to say" and it's really a language where bad orthography is seriously looked down upon as thought you are a barbarian. I despise writing emails in French because of worrying about the orthography. Writing in English is so bloody easy in general as the auto correct picks up on 98% of your errors. By the way...Spaniards don't use xoxox much when signing off on messages and you definitely don't want to say xoxo at the end of a message because in short-hand it reads "chocho" which means something very different to "kisses and hugs". ShabiDOO 19:41, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
Well I have a Chinese keyboard but my typing speed is extremely slow. It basically needs you to phonetically spell the word out (without tones) and then scroll through a massive list because Chinese has loads of homophones (well it's slightly easier than that). Though if you need to type an uncommon character... I appreciate the difficulty in typing French, just look at how many times I've been penalized in tests for forgetting an accent. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  19:52, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
Thank you very much MrX for the kind words! I assumed that most people here would not have ventured out of their homeland, glad I found another wanderer.

Shabi, I am kind of done with the article, but I suppose others could contribute, maybe make into a kind of chapter-based thing, going around the world? I have written the Spanish one, maybe someone else could do the Chinese one (which sounds like absolute fucking torture, Hipponias!). I have never got my ano and my año mixed up, but I said cojones instead of cajones in my first few months of living in Spain, and also complained that a computer was "cagando" slowly, instead of "cargando". I also remember fondly a colleague who finished photocopying once and said cheerfully (to a room full of expats) "¡Estoy acabada!" Leverage (talk) 20:26, 15 February 2021 (UTC)

I once said to my ex's mother "que rico ese plato...especialmente la salsa del polla" (my ex and I had just been talking about a french dish only made from female chickens and about a female dog I had "perra" and it just sort of mixed together. I hoped it was forgotten but that night Uncle Pedro asked me ¿"me pasas la salsa de la polla porfa"? Oops ShabiDOO 23:13, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
Lol so classic! All of that. I also spent a few years in Shanghai. As I recall, most of their computers use English language keyboards (they have a system where you type out your word(s) phonetically, and it gives you a list of options to choose the characters from). But I think when I was in the International Dorm at Shanghai University, our computer lab had a keyboard that had something weird about its apostrophe/acute accent. Hipponias and Jabberwock would obviously know more. If either of them wanna add a Chinese section (if it works), I can try to add some jokes. I'm gonna go ahead and add a few redirects to the article too. MrX blow me 00:07, 16 February 2021 (UTC)
I think "polla" is an inevitable one, especially because I think English speakers tend to think of chickens as female, what with the whole egg-laying thing. I am not sure I ever made that mistake, but I definitely went through a phase of saying "apoya" instead of "apoyo" because of the verb "apoyar". So in the end un apoyo became una apoya, which is pretty much the same mistake.
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Leverage (talk) 09:20, 16 February 2021 (UTC)

LOL. Funniest Spanish meme I ever saw was:
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Lol, love em both! MrX blow me 14:58, 16 February 2021 (UTC)

My new template[edit]

Hey, wanna try out my new Timezone template? After a while of fixing everything (the time module was being weird), I've finally made it work. It displays your timezone as well as the current time there, so people will know when to find you and when you are asleep (or binge-watching Youtube at 1am). There's a userbox version too. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  13:56, 17 February 2021 (UTC)

Hey that's a great idea. I don't really need it because I am sporadically online and nobody really needs to urgently contact me but I'm sure it will be great for admins, people who do a lot of technical stuff and super active users. Chars ShabiDOO 13:59, 17 February 2021 (UTC)

New forum[edit]

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:52, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Hey! Question for you: How has the voting worked for this type of thing in the past? I started the forum after talking some peeps on Discord. Nobody said anything too specific as to how the logo has been chosen in previous years. As for whether we do everyone gets 1 total vote or 3 or 1 plus and 1 minus, I honestly don't care, I'd rather keep it consistent with previous standards, if we have previous standards. Thanks! MrX blow me 18:46, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
Someone made one and we just used it. If it was terrible we'd have them rework it until it was better. We have almost always done votes in two ways. We either had one for vote and the highest score won. Or we'd have a you can vote for or against (no fractional voting) and the higher score won. When it is an aesthetic choice I highly recommend the second version as in these cases I am often far more passionate about a logo NOT being featured than choosing between my first or second favourite. This habit of fractional voting ought to stop. ShabiDOO 19:52, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
Got it, thanks! And I agree about the fractional voting... MrX blow me 19:56, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

New set of sanctions applicable to Gale5050[edit]

Greetings Shabidoo,

Please take the time to read the new set of sanctions scheduled to be imposed upon Gale5050 on March 1st, and let me know if you believe that they are too loose, too strict, or just fine.

Have a good day! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:29pm  February 27, 2021

Hey those seem entirely reasonable though I would double think allowing him to vote against on VFH. He seems to vote against just about everything which can make getting the minimum votes needed fairly difficult and can very likely discourage people bothering to nominate articles. In this case I'd suggest only allowing one or two against votes per month (or something like that). ShabiDOO 15:44, 27 February 2021 (UTC)