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Blocked for ponicide[edit source]

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 5 seconds for committing high treason via ponicide. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop committing high treason via ponicide. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me

06:44, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

What the- ponicide? TREASON? Come on! I specifically requested the extinction of all pony-lovers on This Very Wiki! I was the one who literally suggested that they be banned- why ban me as well? What'd I do? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 06:50, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

And therein lies your problem. Some people never learn. Obvi Fluttershy is the bestestbest. I can only lead a horse to water, I guess I can't make you drink. MrX blow me

06:51, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

Agh, the grammar mistakes... anyway, I hereby declare war on you. A message has been left on your talk page. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 07:31, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

nervous sweating west virginia and zambia and sadly no brown | posted 13:26, 31 May 2022 (UTC)

Helping you find a new joke[edit source]

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 4evar and evar for thinking plants are sexy. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop thinking plants are sexy. Thaaanks! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:01, 4 May 2022 (UTC)

I am space. I have not bothered to update my infobox, because I tried to draw space and it went badly. See Unnamed Space's page on the Spoon. (I'm trying to follow with the joke here, alright?) ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:05, 5 May 2022 (UTC)

one of the planets in your galaxy has a thriving flower industry, tho. plants aren't sexy, Page! they're pretty! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:07, 12 July 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022[edit source]

The Newspaper That Gets Its News Solely From Vandalism Johnny Is Teh FAGXORZ!!111 SHUT UP DOUCHEBAG!!11

June 20, 2022 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room

I HAVE STOLEN YOUR UNSIGNPOST! By ARandomPage

Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.

DAMMIT.

Sandwich of the Month is finally up! By ARandomPage
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made a Sandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..

ARandomPage has gone crazy! By Unnamed Space
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:

Opening the floodgates stopping the fish migration
Labelling everyone traitors who deserve "depth"
Naming an entire war-conflict-fiasco without any consensus
Not bothering to finish either of their articles
Fixing errors... wait, no, that's a good thing
Vandalizing the Hobo Queen 2's page
Stealing the UnSignpost
Rearranging the UnSignpost... wait, I think it works better this way
Not even bothering to check if anyone else has plans to steal the UnSignpost

Biopic This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!

From The Logs

• May 29, 2022 JJPMaster protected User talk:MrX [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Persistent shoe puppetry)

• May 27, 2022 MrX changed block settings for Crocotta1 with an expiration time of 15:38, June 20, 2022 (account creation disabled, email disabled) (Continuous violation of her UN:OFFICE sanctions. See talkpage. Granting TPA, Cat, I hope you don't mind.)

• May 12, 2022 PF4Eva blocked ARandomPage with an expiration time of 12 hours (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Pony-hating nonsense)

Top VFH Competitors

• Norf-Zorg (opera) (4/0)

• Dear Dude (4/0)

• Uncyclopedia (5/1)

VFH Highlight Of The Week HowTo:Get Expelled from School (6/0)

From The Forums

• I made up rules for counting.

• Zombiebaron loves democracy.

• Zombiebaron still loves democracy even after democracy turns against him.

• A sysadmin came in to make a namespace alias.

UnSignpost News ARandomPage steals the UnSignpost. Read the first section for more.

Chat Quote ..... IRC is dead. And I can't grab a quote from Discord since I don't have Discord.

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:02, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

funny rate[edit source]

Is this guy's edit funny or stupid, and should I revert it? https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=High_School_Kids&curid=284850&diff=6161561&oldid=6141031 Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:02, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Part of it was funny-ish. The other wasn't. I've dealt with this myself since there were grammar mistakes there (no seriously). ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:33, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Alright, thanks. More discussion of this over at User talk:MrX. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:41, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Unsignpost[edit source]

Unsignpost had broke the text alignment of every single message on the talk pages its on, I changed random parts of the wrapper template and it's fixed now but keep that in mind when making these Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:42, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

why wikipedia vandal bad[edit source]

why bad to vandal wikipedia Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:44, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for July 10, 2022[edit source]

The Newspaper Whose Mom Said It Was Cool!

July 10, 2022 • Issue #216 • Archives • Press Room

UN:OFFICE user comes back behaving much better By ARandomPage
The former problem user known as Crocotta1, listed on UN:OFFICE for various reasons, has returned about... 2 months ago, showing much better behavior than before. While her issues are not entirely gone and there are issues unmentioned in the Office report, she appears to be much better in managing them now. We here at the UnSignpost hope this situation gets even better, as one of our editors appears to be rather harsh to Crocotta1 over the various vents she places on talkpages and numerous sexual references.

The UnSignpost needs your help! By ARandomPage
That's right, the basically-dead UnSignpost needs your help so that it works better. Now, before you leave HATE HATE HATs on ARandomPage's talkpage, let him explain. From his words: "The UnSignpost template in its current form is broken, as selecting the words/links/whatevers on the main stories will direct you to the logs section instead. I tried to fix it, but that broke some talkpages by centering their header text. Microsoft for POTUS also tried to fix it, solving both issues, but creating another one in that their version of the UnSignpost template looked a bit... ugly." And there you have it, the current situation of the UnSignpost wrapper template. If you are reading this and want to help out, message Page and discuss it with him (sorry, we couldn't find anyone else to direct you to) or fix it himself. I'm sure the idiot space will notice.

Biopic This biopic is about being too lazy to get stuff done. For example, almost every editor and admin here is too lazy to keep this place feeling alive. The lead and only editor of the UnSignpost, ARandomPage, is too lazy to bring out regularly-scheduled UnSignposts, nor write an actual good biopic, which is why this is the "biopic" you'll be getting this issue.

From The Logs

• There are literally no interesting logs, so the logs section will be empty.

• ...

Top VFH Competitors

• UnNews:Stan Marsh presents: 2022 FIFA World Cup (4/0)

• Door (4/0)

• Jussie Smollett (3/0)

VFH Highlight Of The Week i burning your dog (9/0)

From The Forums

• Newcomer thinks Uncyclopedia is dead. They aren't too far off!

• OK, literally no other forum posts have popped up lately, so you don't get anything.

• ...

UnSignpost News ARandomPage is considering throwing UnSignposts into every active extended-confirmed user's talkpage, minus the ones who remove the UnSignposts.

Chat Quote From now on, I will make Discord quotes up because I DON'T HAVE DISCORD. "PF4Eva: i'm thinking of blocking page for his bold edits, its starting to look reckless"

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:19, 10 July 2022 (UTC)

Cinderblocked[edit source]

You have been blocked from editing for a period of three seconds for being an Enemy of the Cute. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop being an Enemy of the Cute. Thaaanks! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:05, 12 July 2022 (UTC)

Wikipedia[edit source]

Are you, by any chance, w:User:ARandomPage on Wikipedia? Because I use the usernamae w:User:weeklyd3 there and saw you updating links to Uncyclopedia articles. SomeStupidUser (This is YOUR page) (talk) 05:52, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Yes, I am ARandomPage on Wikipedia as well. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 06:21, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Re: You deserve this for spreading propaganda[edit source]

I like cats

12:59, 21 July 2022 (UTC)

I was actually considering using Superainbow on your talkpage when I spammed it. I decided against it due to length. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:58, 21 July 2022 (UTC)

Questionable edit[edit source]

I received a complaint from Rock-O-Jello that this edit could be interpreted as transphobia, due to use of "it" pronouns and calling for deserved death. I don't know if that was your intention, but if it was, I have to tell you to knock it off. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 13:42, Jul. 26, 2022

Alright then. (Please don't interpret this as me intending to do the whole accidental transphobia thing, this was sort of an unintentional thing) ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:47, 27 July 2022 (UTC)

See the history of the brick template for answers to why I vandalized your userspace (that and to get revenge for what you said here ). L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:02, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

Sorry for being a big dick[edit source]

But I will remain bricked. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:14, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

:([edit source]

Sry about that... :( I know everything about him and he would said at Ferdinand Porsche to make his popular car, the Volkswagen typ 1 (or Beetle, Coccinelle (fr), etc...) But that popular vehicle was created after WW², in 1945-46. Like Renault 's 4 chevaux and Citroën 's deux chevaux... The Golf replaces him in 1974. But it was replaced in 2003 by the New Beetle and by the 3rd-generation Beetle. So this guy would be killed by Soviet Union by bazookas... Le Djibril Express (talk) 14:16, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

I still have no idea what you're talking about. Please talk more clearly or face a brick to the talkpage. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:31, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Bruhhhh lol my english were so bad cuz i am french Le Djibril Express (talk) 14:33, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Holy shit.[edit source]

I got the News about Zana. That is disturbing.—Crocotta1 18:41, 27 August 2022 (UTC)

Those are old news. 20:19, 27 August 2022 (UTC)

To be precise... those are 9-months old news. I'm surprised Crocotta1 only found out just now. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:30, 28 August 2022 (UTC)

How can poo be holy? Did some divine creature poo it out? What kind? What is "divine"? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 14:38, 6 September 2022 (UTC)

It's just a prank bro![edit source]

So Rock-O-Jello wanted me to ask you if you could stop reverting her ~~vandalism~~ pranks on other people's userspaces? There's no rule or precedent for this situation. Technically, you're not doing anything wrong; you're supposed to revert vandalism. But sometimes we like to be loose-y goose-y and have fun around here. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 12:21, Sep. 6, 2022

GOOSE – Preceding unsigned comment added by ARandomPage (talk • contribs)

Brick template[edit source]

I removed the title because two times now people have replied on that template instead of their talkpage. Me and Rock-O-Jello. I think something must be done. At least remove the title or replace it with a fake title. I'm good at faking headers and titles. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 06:54, 8 September 2022 (UTC)

you're not funny[edit source]

The "Horse-Hugging Fiasco" was created as a way for Kippy, MrX, and I to bring our joke-arguments about who the Best Pony is to Uncyclopedia, and you're needlessly over-complicating it. piss off and find your own joke, tromper. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:04, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

For the record, I believe it started with just Kippy and Rocko, in this forum, where I first inserted myself by randomly picking a different pony and saying she was best. I follow the whole thing semi-closely-ish, so I'm sorry if I missed something important, but I don't believe that RandomPage has over-complicated it. I thought part of the humor was the "over-complication", in the way that there are forums and votes about fictional cartoon ponies. MrX blow me

22:14, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

And I also never thought the thing was limited to a certain number of people. MrX blow me

22:16, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

well Page doesn't have a pony he thinks is best, and he's said i "deserve death" before. if he wants to insert himself into The Fiasco, that's fine, but suffice it to say i feel like my joke's been stolen and flipped on its head. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:23, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

I did know I was complicating the HHF a lot, but nobody said anything about it up until now. I was hoping that, if I did something wrong with this, I'd get told about it, and since not much was said, the overcomplication continued. With the deserving death part... yeah, that's a really dumb thing I said. Big mistake on my part. On the "I don't have a favorite pony" thing, I thought "All ponies deserve depth" was a good enough viewpoint for me to press onto everyone in the Fiasco. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 03:49, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

i'm sorry if i'm coming across as too harsh (and i think i am), but i think it's funnier if we just joke-argue about who the best pony is and start votes to joke-ban each other. you're still welcome in the Fiasco if you want. just pick a pony to stubbornly state is best, like Rainbow Dash or Applejack or Vinyl Scratch or whoever. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:35, 24 September 2022 (UTC)

I did pick a viewpoint to stubbornly state is correct (all ponies deserve depth). Why can't I continue using that? Would it lead to overcomplicated madness again if this sort of thing was allowed, bringing in viewpoints like "All ponies do not exist" or something? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:53, 25 September 2022 (UTC)

Fixed your article[edit source]

Method is a trade secret.

What I did is revert your moves without leaving a redirect, then moved them back into HowTo: without leaving a redirect.

The rollback right gives you the ability to indirectly delete redirects made via move! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:40, 26 September 2022 (UTC)

That's a very nice trick! I don't see why that sort of thing would need rollback rights, though. @MrX: Do you know anything about this? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 06:18, 26 September 2022 (UTC)

Sounds useful. I don't get to leave 55555 redirects as I leave a typo.. If I get it. So does anybody know what it takes to earn rollback here? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 06:53, 26 September 2022 (UTC)

I guess the criteria is "be a good user and don't do too many dumb things". That's a little vague, but OK. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 09:05, 26 September 2022 (UTC)

If you are a good user, ask PF4Eva on Discord to be rollback, and you get rollback, I think.

Anyway, yeah, for some reason, you have to be rollback to move anything without leaving a redirect from what I can tell. Very weird. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:02, 26 September 2022 (UTC)

No discord access. Device not supported. I guess I could ask on-wiki if a need arises again. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:42, 26 September 2022 (UTC)

Ah, I see. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:43, 26 September 2022 (UTC)

Discord[edit source]

Do you have Discord? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:54, 7 October 2022 (UTC)

I don't. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:28, 7 October 2022 (UTC)

Not yet. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:43, 8 October 2022 (UTC)

Got it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:15, 8 October 2022 (UTC)

You made me delete the Main Page.[edit source]

Now you shall pay.[edit source]

Big time.[edit source]

Have fun watching a black hole form right in the middle of you computer screen.[edit source]

Cassandra (talk) 02:41, 22 October 2022 (UTC)[edit source]

Blocked[edit source]

You have been blocked from editing for a period of I dunno, a bit for Fucking About with my Userpage. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop Fucking About with my Userpage. Thaaanks! --WohMi

[Nonsense][edit source]

[Complete and utter nonsense, removed from this page] Crocotta1 12:37, 30 October 2022 (UTC)

What does this mean? 15:10, 30 October 2022 (UTC)

it means you need to learn Headroll.—-

Crocotta1

21:33, 30 October 2022 (UTC)

It means i need to learn what? 21:37, 30 October 2022 (UTC)

This makes no sense. Anyone mind if I remove threads like this? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:34, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

Sure, go ahead. 06:45, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

Modern QVFD[edit source]

Oh yeah, I made the QVFD gadget more modern. However, I didn't design this myself, it's sweetalert. It's more time-effecient to use an existing library for dialogs. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:47, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

OK. I'm not really a fan of the new design, but it's alright. Also, you can go to QVFD from the gadget itself now, which is nice since the old one broke. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 11:32, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

Yea I see, makes sense. I still need to add something to check if the page is already on QVFD, but I'm a bit busy right now. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:34, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

Email[edit source]

Do you check email? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:20, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

When I have a reason to... or just feel like that. Whichever. Uncyc has a notification for when you're emailed, which is nice. Also, to answer your email question: no, Crocotta1 has never abused her email function to try and contact me. Before today, I've only recieved 1 Uncyclopedia email from a user, and that was Brogo13. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:21, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

Makes sense. The reason I wanted to use email to ask is because I don't have Discord anymore, so email is the next best option (besides off-site end-to-end encrypted communications, but nobody here has any). Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:40, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

wmf[edit source]

revert this. not per se disruptive, but it's an ip sock fucking with the block template for their other sock and also annoying. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:43, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

Bruh WTF?[edit source]

Why dafuq is that?! (These errors in your userboxes) 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 17:01, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

The userbox plural template doesn't fit well in my current format. I don't know why, other templates I've made work fine. I don't see any other errors in my userboxes, at least on computer. I am aware that they stretch the page out a bit on mobile. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:53, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Lol okay 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 05:28, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote![edit source]

MrX blow me

18:27, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Congratulations, Random Spaceman![edit source]

Hey, I just thought I should stop by to congratulate you on adding your 252nd planet to your unnamed galaxy! Keep up the good work! :D --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:21, 21 November 2022 (UTC)

Thanks! I've had so much trouble forming planets these days. They keep getting supernova'd, turning into brown dwarfs, or just disappearing. I'm really hoping for a habitable world, but I'm quite young and might not see it happen for another billion years. Literal Unnamed Space (Name them) (Errors fixed) 15:08, 23 November 2022 (UTC)

Featured Article debate[edit source]

G'day. I don't use the Fork very often, but I do browse the Recent Changes to make sure no one is talking smack about us Spooners. Recently, I have been keeping up with the whole deleting Political correctness thing. Now of course, I normally wouldn't care as it doesn't concern nor interest me about internal Fork debates, but I saw you add to your user spaced Worst 100 Reflections saying that Mr X's point of not deleting FA's "didn't really make sense" and was "quite weak", however, the way I see things is that his point is the only one that makes sense. Now, I'm not gonna go into detail about the whole 'using slurs' thing and how you (and the other people who voted to delete it) didn't find it funny (but do remember humour is subjective) - but at the end of the day; a Featured Article is a Featured Article. The best metaphor I can come up with is if people in 2022 want to take away the Presidency of Abraham Lincoln, because they didn't vote for him in 1861. You see what I mean? The people who voted for the article to be featured back in 2012 may not be here anymore, but they still voted for it, meaning that their votes still matter, which also doesn't give you the right to come in and strip that away by huffing the Featured Article they voted for. Anyway, that's just my two-cents on the issue. I don't know Mr X, nor have I ever spoken to him, but from what I have seen (from an outsider prospective) he is the only person around here with any common sense that a Featured fucking Article should not either: be stripped of its Featuredness, nor be deleted. I apologise for the long rant, but I had to step in when I saw you all dog piling on Mr X. Anyway, I hope you enjoy your Christmas and enjoy the rest of your day. OnePunch 09:32, 24-Dec-22

And a good day to you, OnePunch. I'm gonna try and explain my point of view now, so that you might understand it better. My Reflections page is very, very biased towards my point of view, since I wrote it, and this is an issue I would like to fix. I do see where your comparison is going, but I don't think it's a fair comparison (though, you did sort-of point that out). A Featured Article's featuring reflects some opinions of the people who voted for it (in this case, that the article is funny and good enough to be featured, which is a viewpoint whose popularity has decreased in Uncyclopedia over the years), and thus, I believe that featured articles can be unfeatured and even huffed if opinions shift against it. I'd say it's more like people wanting to remove a president or other person of power from their position of power. There was no dogpiling against MrX, as the only people arguing against him in this situation (in my knowledge) are me and Microsoft for POTUS. Sorry if I made it seem that way! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:16, 24 December 2022 (UTC)

Of course what you do here on the Fork is up to to the administrators of this website. I presume in theory all the legacy featured articles by myself and Spike could in practice be downgraded or deleted from here. It would be a bit Stalinistic in my view but it is not something we would do at The Spoon if the article was by Zombiebaron for example. My sixpence worth.

RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:47, 24 December 2022 (UTC)

As a quick add, we at the Spoon permit a featured article be updated if need be (i.e. if biographical for example). I don't know if that is followed here.

RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:52, 24 December 2022 (UTC)

The guy didn't do a good job at hiding his vandalism.[edit source]

He quite literally said in an edit sumary (on the shittiest 2022 page) he was a vandal lol. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:49, 3 February 2023 (UTC)

hello[edit source]

your cool! Bamber2805 (talk) 08:00, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

Uhh... thanks, I guess? I don't have a "cool", whatever that's supposed to mean in this context. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 09:55, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

Okay. Anyways, I am just gonna PUT THE UNMOOD UP ON MY USERPAGE XD Bamber2805 (talk) 12:07, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

are you do have scratch.mit.edu[edit source]

do you have scratch.mit.edu :>

if u don't then make a scratch account called 'ARandomScratcher' btw my scratch username is the same as my uncyclopedia one Bamber2805 (talk) 12:51, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

I recommend that you do not ask me these irrelevant things on my talkpage. Or leave messages like this on my talkpage. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:59, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

Ok just wondering if you had one. I do have one, and it's named after my account. I also just joined a couple hours ago. Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 16:22, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

This is my 900th edit[edit source]

On this account at least. Just thought I'd share the achivement. No, not reaching 900 edits, fuck it, thats nothing compared to what Ive got on wikibooks, but the achivement of my 899th edit being on my userpage and I check my edit count JUST THEN and go, "lucky me!" L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:47, 11 April 2023 (UTC)

Dammit, off by one. My page was just slow to update. So that was actually my 901st edit, this is my 902nd edit, and the "899" ediit was ATUALLY the 900th edit. (edit: the "achivement" is not the edit itself, but me realizing the edit count at just the right moment.) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:51, 11 April 2023 (UTC)

Join or die![edit source]

I want you for the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service!
You have been invited to join the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! If you choose to accept, you will recieve a free pair of aviators and free donuts. Let's make Uncyclopedia even better!

 Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED!  22:28, 14 April 2023 (UTC)

APPROVED[edit source]

File:Wheel.png has been approved by the willy on wheels Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:29, 10 May 2023 (UTC)

Thanks! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 16:38, 19 May 2023 (UTC)

FURRY ALERT![edit source]

You now a furry? (check ARandomCatPage ;) )L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:42, 22 July 2023 (UTC)

What the hell?! This has gone too far! ALL CATS DESERVE DEPTH! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 09:10, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

Meow :3 L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:09, 3 August 2023 (UTC)

ADMIT IT![edit source]

You would totally hug this girl and you love cute things! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 00:48, 15 November 2023 (UTC)

I would never do such a thing. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 03:20, 19 November 2023 (UTC)
- I would. 13:04, 19 November 2023 (UTC)

We fought together once, help me defeat User:ExtremelyFunny![edit source]

Help me defeat him! He keeps fucking with my stuff. Help me win the war and I'll pay you nicely. I pay in fresh orange kittens! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:51, 5 January 2024 (UTC)

Uh... what? When was this time you're talking about? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 06:02, 20 January 2024 (UTC)

I thought we were allies in the pony fiasco. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:04, 20 January 2024 (UTC)

Nice try, but you cannot defeat the Pinochet Leadership. Our leadership is so strong that it's unbreakable. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 15:16, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

See, exactly what i mean. Talks shit like he knows what hes saying. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:16, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

No other quadrant stands a chance against the Glorious AuthRight! We have Nationalists, Monarchists, Capitalists, Traditionalists and Reactionaries on our side! Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 20:33, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

See, exactly what i mean. Talks shit like he knows what hes saying. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:19, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

What even. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 03:03, 2 February 2024 (UTC)

Don't ask, i don't know either. 21:36, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by trolling. I do not come with malicious intentions, lol. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 07:19, 5 February 2024 (UTC)