This is my talk page. It's where people can talk to or about me. It also doubles as storage for signposts, bricks, and suchlike. I plan to store a bed in here, but I can't find a decent image of one and will probably be too busy procrastinating to make my own like I used to. Seriously, 2022 Page, how did you make that old plant profile picture in 2 hours??
Deltarunes? Yeah, there's one over there, to the right. This isn't the place to store Deltarunes, though - that's what this page is for.
Remember to sign your posts with four (or three, if your sig has a built-in timestamp) tildes (the "~" symbols), like this: ~~~~, and place your new talk at the BOTTOM of this page.
Thanks to Alula for her talkpage archive template which I shamelessly stole. Please tell me if I should've not done that.
L10nM4st3r and DaniPine3 blocked each other and unblocked themselves a lot. The entertaining edit summaries were "Not banned enough yet", "blocking me when i did nothing >:[", ">:]", "Finger slipped", "Finger slipped again", and "banged my head on the keyboard". See for yourself.
You, yes YOU, can rank some Uncyclopedian-made songs! Part of the hit albums Make it to Ketchikan and Bust into Boston these noises you hear before you can be ranked for the second time! So what are you waiting for?
Biopic
In the span of some time that I'm too lazy to count, Deemox has gone from a total noob to a slightly less total noob. He's already made an article and in my humble opinion has quite a lot of potential.
Are the allegations true? I'm not going to elaborate, for comedic effect. — Gammakid999
yes and no at the same time
favorite non-ASBOWAAT article that you didn't write — Fish on skates
uhh get back to me on that one
From The Logs
20:20, 19 January 2026 L10nM4st3r blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 10 minutes (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (Not banned enough yet)
20:21, 19 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 10 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (blocking me when I did nothing >:[)
Gergdown has unleashed an "Agenda 2026" that aims to make Uncyclopedia great again, one edit at a time. This plan has quite a few people onboard already, probably because people will join anything advertised in a big fancy box.
"Newcomer" and Wikipedia sock puppeteer has finally gotten unbanned after socking and vandalism. Three months ago, Teh Epik Duck consistently vandalised talk pages, forums and encyclopedic articles before being banned by Alula for being a dick.
In an attempt to bypass his ban, Teh Epik Duck told Alula
“Unblock me now you retard.”
– Teh Epik Duck
clearly showing this was his masterstroke. He resorted to socking but was quickly banned for an extended period of three months.
However, Duck requested his userpage and subpages be deleted as he has retired. Miss him, miss him.
Time's running out to vote for the xOTY awards and the top 10 articles of 2025! So what are you waiting for? Get your LaziBum to the polls and be opinionated!
01:52, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 40 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (suggesting that I, an ADMIN, should get banned. this is clearly conspiracy against the [totally non-existent] cabal!!!)
02:18, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 41 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (idea of Turb0-Sunrise (plus, you edit conflicted on my own talkpage!!!!))
00:32, 28 January 2026 DaniPine3 huffed page Your Article Name(wtf is this: content was: " == The Bee Movie Script == {{", and the only contributor was "Soviet's Bot")
This isn't a joke. We actually VFD'd an FA! Taylor Swift's "psy-op", an article[duh] created by alleged AI-writer Tranvit, has been fuckedbaleeted tossed down that super deep hole in Russia or wherever it is on VFD. MrX briefly lost his shit over it, before everybody seemingly forgot about it all. What were we talking about?
On LPTEW, Fish on skates started complaining about Turb0-Sunrise's constant edit conflicts. Both of them complained like 5-year-olds to DaniPine3, when ColonelKurtz decided to hold a fair trial, hearing both sides. Upon hearing both sides, Kurtz decided Turb0's description of the events wasn't detailed enough, at which point Fish threatened him. Hockey salmon was there too, for some reason. As with all court cases, it eventually came down to more angry five-year-old arguing. Aside from arguing, highlights include God making an appearance, confirming his secret gay relationship with Satan.
So. Uhh. Yeah. You probably know what a sitenotice is. Those things nobody looks at and dismisses as soon as they pop up. Well MrX had the bright idea to parody Wikipedia's 25 year anniversary. I made the editnotice, MrX made some tweaks, and long story short, my work is on every page of this website.[note 1]
Dani's revision of the original drawing. The horrors... nice tits on it though...
Fish's reply. Not to be confused with GlitchyZorua, the topic of the biopic, even though the damn wrapper puts it in the biopic section and i don't feel like adding more whitespace to this fucking thing to make it not in the biopic, even though this ridiculous rant is causing way more whitespace than should be allowed in an average UnSignpost issue
Demon spawning ground and local dumbassery[note 2] LPTEW has spawned yet another monstrosity, this time in the form of a moe personality of LPTEW itself. Fish on skates began the horrors, mentioning it in a completely unrelated thing, only for DaniPine3 to create an eldritch abomination beyond the wildest dreams of Satan himself.
These creations were met with mixed reactions, with GlitchyZorua calling for them to be killed with fire, ColonelKurtz having a stroke, Turb0-Sunrise forcing Fish to give hers red socks, and somebody masturbating. I heard it. It was in the broom closet.
If you see these creatures, seek medical attention immediately. You will likely die if exposed to these creatures for long periods of time. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
The week is upon us. Forest Fire Week. BURN THE SHIT! BURN IT! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Biopic
There's a place in France or somewhere. They say there's nude dancing. Sounds like fun. This has nothing to do with GlitchyZorua, who is honestly great. They don't do much actual writing, but they're around. Mostly on VFD, but if you hide in the dark corners of MrX's talk page, Zorua'll be there.
10:57, 7 February 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 7 minutes and 5 seconds (account creation disabled) (Felt like it)
11:02, 7 February 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Alula with an expiration time of 1 hour and 8 minutes (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Payback >:[)
11:10, 7 February 2026 Alula unblocked Alula(it's not very effective...)
11:12, 7 February 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled) (DaniPi3)
14:08, 9 February 2026 Alula blocked 50.206.73.246 with an expiration time of 1 day (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (pay attention in class you idiot)
If your talkpage doesn't have some weird CSS on it,*cough* MKyou may be noticing that the good[citation needed] ol' USP looks a bit different. We've revamped[note 3] some stuff in the back.
First off, if you look at the super fucking old issuses, you'll see a little thing next to the issue number. We brought that back. Then we split the heading thingy in half. It doesn't do much, but it looks nicer. Then we put the heading in a box. Looks so fucking nice. Now we put the WHOLE THING in a bo- excuse me...
oh, oh,OH!
Where were we?
Quote(s) of the Week
“usiong hHE POWER OF NTO CORERCTINT WORDS I WILL UNCYCLEOPEDIA A MAJROR STROEK AND THEN TO STOP THE STOPKE THEY WWKKWKKWWKWKWKWKWJWWJ”
– ColonelKurtz
“I'd rather be Spamton, because back then he had a giant TV sugar daddy.”
This isn't a joke. We actually VFD'd an FA! Taylor Swift's "psy-op", an article[duh] created by alleged AI-writer Tranvit, has been fuckedbaleeted tossed down that super deep hole in Russia or wherever it is on VFD. MrX briefly lost his shit over it, before everybody seemingly forgot about it all. What were we talking about?
On LPTEW, Fish on skates started complaining about Turb0-Sunrise's constant edit conflicts. Both of them complained like 5-year-olds to DaniPine3, when ColonelKurtz decided to hold a fair trial, hearing both sides. Upon hearing both sides, Kurtz decided Turb0's description of the events wasn't detailed enough, at which point Fish threatened him. Hockey salmon was there too, for some reason. As with all court cases, it eventually came down to more angry five-year-old arguing. Aside from arguing, highlights include God making an appearance, confirming his secret gay relationship with Satan.
So. Uhh. Yeah. You probably know what a sitenotice is. Those things nobody looks at and dismisses as soon as they pop up. Well MrX had the bright idea to parody Wikipedia's 25 year anniversary. I made the editnotice, MrX made some tweaks, and long story short, my work is on every page of this website.[note 1]
Dani's revision of the original drawing. The horrors... nice tits on it though...
Fish's reply. Not to be confused with GlitchyZorua, the topic of the biopic, even though the damn wrapper puts it in the biopic section and i don't feel like adding more whitespace to this fucking thing to make it not in the biopic, even though this ridiculous rant is causing way more whitespace than should be allowed in an average UnSignpost issue
Demon spawning ground and local dumbassery[note 2] LPTEW has spawned yet another monstrosity, this time in the form of a moe personality of LPTEW itself. Fish on skates began the horrors, mentioning it in a completely unrelated thing, only for DaniPine3 to create an eldritch abomination beyond the wildest dreams of Satan himself.
These creations were met with mixed reactions, with GlitchyZorua calling for them to be killed with fire, ColonelKurtz having a stroke, Turb0-Sunrise forcing Fish to give hers red socks, and somebody masturbating. I heard it. It was in the broom closet.
If you see these creatures, seek medical attention immediately. You will likely die if exposed to these creatures for long periods of time. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
The week is upon us. Forest Fire Week. BURN THE SHIT! BURN IT! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Biopic
There's a place in France or somewhere. They say there's nude dancing. Sounds like fun. This has nothing to do with GlitchyZorua, who is honestly great. They don't do much actual writing, but they're around. Mostly on VFD, but if you hide in the dark corners of MrX's talk page, Zorua'll be there.
10:57, 7 February 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 7 minutes and 5 seconds (account creation disabled) (Felt like it)
11:02, 7 February 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Alula with an expiration time of 1 hour and 8 minutes (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Payback >:[)
11:10, 7 February 2026 Alula unblocked Alula(it's not very effective...)
11:12, 7 February 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled) (DaniPi3)
14:08, 9 February 2026 Alula blocked 50.206.73.246 with an expiration time of 1 day (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (pay attention in class you idiot)
If your talkpage doesn't have some weird CSS on it,*cough* MKyou may be noticing that the good[citation needed] ol' USP looks a bit different. We've revamped[note 3] some stuff in the back.
First off, if you look at the super fucking old issuses, you'll see a little thing next to the issue number. We brought that back. Then we split the heading thingy in half. It doesn't do much, but it looks nicer. Then we put the heading in a box. Looks so fucking nice. Now we put the WHOLE THING in a bo- excuse me...
oh, oh,OH!
Where were we?
Quote(s) of the Week
“usiong hHE POWER OF NTO CORERCTINT WORDS I WILL UNCYCLEOPEDIA A MAJROR STROEK AND THEN TO STOP THE STOPKE THEY WWKKWKKWWKWKWKWKWJWWJ”
– ColonelKurtz
“I'd rather be Spamton, because back then he had a giant TV sugar daddy.”
Holy shit. They actually did it. ColonelKurtz got banned by Alula for "repeated creation of garbage pages, spamming discussions with gibberish/irrelevant messages, generally just being a dick, etc." Following a brief change of the blocking time to 2 hours by DaniPine3, Turb0-Sunrise put that one template on his page, with Soviet moving the old contents to a new page. People started taking his subpages in a process known as "article-trenching".
Aside from that, one of his last acts was voting against on my article on VFH. Soo... you could say it's mixed reactions from ol' Turb0.
For whatever reason, newcomer OrdinaryJoe1234 has been nominated a ton of articles like ChatGPT and Rickrolling. Despite being warned by Shabidoo, he has still continued nominating articles. Because of this, he has earned the nickname "The 2011th Fenris" from Fish on skates just now.
After the purging of the AI articles helped by Gergdown's revolution thingy, people want to do something about AI images. However, everyone has a different opinion. MrX, OPOSSUM, and Noopnurf want to leave the AI images alone, but Gergdown, Turb0-Sunrise, DaniPine3, MK, and I would like to do something. After a lengthy off-topic conversation on the user talk page of recently banned ColonelKurtz, a forum was created with the title of The Noopstein Files.
15:22 Alula blocked ColonelKurtz with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (ugh)
20:31, 13 February 2026 DaniPine3 changed block settings for ColonelKurtz with an expiration time of 2 hours (account creation disabled) (hold on, why infinite? the guy hasn't done anything really bad now)
20:33, 13 February 2026 Alula changed block settings for ColonelKurtz with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (dani don't bother, this is for his general behavior)
Because this only happens once in a whenever, we here at the USP would like to welcome Deemoxagoard aboard. Fuck. Shit. You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Turb0? As we all know, the correct way of spelling aboard is aboard!!! Obviously not agoard!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Turb0.
Anyways, welcome Deemox. There's cake here somewhere. Depending on if Bill ate it all. Fuck you, Bill.
Hey there. Since you're experienced with USP stuff, I figure you'd be interested in this debate. --DameFishonskatesDUNVFHUotM 15:55, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
Little do you know, I've got the UnSignpost![edit source]
A story that was built, a retrospective on the wildly popular ASBOxAAT series, listed February 22nd, 2026 as the date that L10nM4st3r would make a page called "A story built one advertisement at a time". After some pushing by Fish on skates and Gergdown, the page was made 5 days later. L10n, the geek he is, actually found a way to redirect the main page (yes, THAT main page) to editing the article. MrX and even I found that to be a bit too far, so after some mild craziness, the main page is back to how it is, and MrX may or may not be able to edit it. Don't mind the site notice.
Deemox, the noob that was covered here a few months(?) ago, has now become an extended confirmed user. He has now written around six articles, all of which are very good and you should read them. none of them will crash your computer I promise[Of course not!]. they are all very high quality.
what is your opinion about the fact that I am in your floorboards? — Gammakid999
no you're not. i checked.
Does it ever hail in Boston? Because believe it or not, it does in Ventura (Wait, never mind, that was graupel, or maybe sleet.) — OPOSSUM
the last time it did was maybe, 4 years ago?
Does the sun ever set on the Bostonian Empire? — alula
no
Did you know that you're really bad at checking if someone is in your floorboards? — Gammakid999
yes
What do did you do with your life before you joined Uncyclopedia? — Soviet
fuck if i remember
What will you do with your life now that you've joined uncyclopedia? — Gammakid999
fuck if i know
From The Logs
02:35, 20 February 2026 Alula changed group membership for DaniPine3 from abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and administrator to abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker, administrator and flood (the dutch will not be happy about this)
01:51, 21 February 2026 Alula changed group membership for DaniPine3 from abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, flood, rollbacker and administrator to abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and administrator (dani why did you ask for flood when you very clearly weren't gonna use it for something spammy)
22:30, 1 March 2026 Alula blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 14 hours, 18 minutes and 31 seconds (account creation disabled) (the cabal (LPTEW) wishes it)
22:31, 1 March 2026 Alula blocked Soviet with an expiration time of 32 minutes and 2 seconds (account creation disabled) (the cabal (LPTEW) wishes it)
00:19, 2 March 2026 Alula unblocked Fish on skates (right, this block is 14 hours long...)
The Newspaper Not Secretly Controlled By Kippy, We Swear!
March 18th, 2026 • Issue #246 • It's a bird, it's a plane, IT'S SUPERM- oh. It's just the UnSignpost. Go home, everybody.Current issue • Archives • Press Room
BREAKING NEWS! A new project is sweeping the realmstate closet we broadcast out of! That's right, The UnHistory book is a thing! Right now we're still in the "pinging every single old person we can think of" stage (see biopic below), but it's gonna be pretty cool. At least, that's what I think. After all, as Shakespeare once said, "Quoting people is fun!"
It has been... a while... but the goofiness has hit the towers of Uncyclopedia and like three other social media sites. Double-whammy as it was created September 11th. This is DEFINITELY not Gerg assploding after six months of soft labour! Will it BREAK YOUR RAISIN-SIZED BRAIN? Fuck, you didn't even HAVE a brain before you wanna play this shitty mod!
Honestly I'm not even gonna DARE add any more context. For those anti-youngings (oldlings) reading this, interacting with the Priest Goofball mod is as dangerous as having an erection in Chernobyl.
MK is making some cool new sigs! Ones that jump, ones that spin, ones that hit you with a car, ones that gamble, and ones that do other shit! Some have sound, even! In addition to this, MK has been making other cool CSS creations, and even made my sig!
Biopic
Codeine, your anti-drug, is still around apparently. You never know who might be lurking in the shadows. You never know who's gonna poke out of the shadows and then go right back in again because the shadows are decidedly comfy, or come back from a monthly month-long hiatus for a soda and some minor edits, or explore the old corridors and see if they still smell like they used to.
Have you ever had a dream that, that you, um, you had, your, you— you could, you'll do, you— you wants, you, you could do so, you— you'll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything? — AtomicAnon
yuppers
From The Logs
01:08, 10 March 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Turb0-Sunrise with an expiration time of 1 minute and 40 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (for edit conflicting me in Forum:Last person to edit wins >:[)
00:16, 16 March 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 00:44, 20 June 3023 (account creation disabled) (The cabal wishes it)
00:20, 16 March 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Alula with an expiration time of 2 weeks (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (two can play this game... >:])
00:23, 16 March 2026 Alula unblocked Alula (this is uncyclopedia. there are no games to be played here. except the priest goofball mod)
00:29, 16 March 2026 DaniPine3 unblocked DaniPine3 (goofball mod tomorrow)
Over on AIBOPAAT and AIBOPAAT/Big, a small coalition has begun to take the Canadian flag by force. In a clear break of the Armistice, the troops have begun turning the flag perple, which if successful, will lead to the presence of two Chanadian flags on each versions, with a total of 4. Gergdown and Soviet have begun fighting back, though with little success.
After a counter-attack on the 24th and the 25th however, the Canadians have been able to push the Purplese back from almost total destruction of the Canadians to having the flag be painted red in AIBOPAAT and being painted pure Canadian blood in AIBOPAAT/Big.
I've been visiting our wacky cousin Illogicopedia a few times. It's a peculiar land where they tell stories of fnurdle-toots, eeble-sonks, and long-gone legends. I was wandering around one day, as I often do, and decided to write a few articles. Articles there are pretty easy to write, it just has to not be gibberish. And the people, while not as active as the Uncyclopedian bunch, answer questions eventually. There are familiar faces, some of which are a bit too familiar, and there are completely new (to me) people. And something I've noticed recently is more Uncyclopedians coming there. Me included.
17:18, 28 April 2026 Hindleyite was automatically promoted from autoconfirmed user and rollbacker to autoconfirmed user, rollbacker and extended confirmed user
In case you haven't already heard, we have 3 new admins this month. Turb0-Sunrise, Gergdown, and me have all passed April's VFS. So far, 2 out of the 3 admins' first administrative decision was to block DaniPine3. Exciting! On the less exciting side of things, Turb0 has decided to take a week and a half long break as his first act of being an admin.
If you read our last issue, you'll know that a small group of people were attempting to perple-ify the Canadian flag on AIBOPAAT and AIBOPAAT/Big. Unfortunately for the perpleres, Gergdown and Soviet were able to hold most of the leaf there, but also unfortunately for them, had to concede the red leaf in AIBOPAAT/Big! That is, until weapons of mass destruction were created. On the frontlines? Soviet's Bot. A bot made for defending Canada every time a user edited in that area. The perplerers didn't stand a chance, as the leaf was flipped in an hour. But Soviet's Bot was later captured after complaints of bugs and unfairness.
After many months of nothing happening, Gergdown and Alula have managed to fix the few redlinks left in sprawling text adventure game Make it to Ketchikan. As of the time of writing, there are 2,115 pages in the game's category, which is around 300 more than the original Zork.
22:19, 30 April 2026 Alula changed group membership for Turb0-Sunrise from autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and thumbsucker to autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker, thumbsucker and administrator (fun fact: the "ys" in sysop stands for "yankees suck!")
22:21, 30 April 2026 Alula changed group membership for Gergdown from autopatroller, confirmed user, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and thumbsucker to autopatroller, confirmed user, extended confirmed user, rollbacker, thumbsucker and administrator (fun fact: the "pl" in sysopl stands for "perple lerf")
22:36, 30 April 2026 Fish on skates blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 1 second (Wow, this "block" feature is amazing!)
22:49, 30 April 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled) (being a lazibum)
This issue is a [specil] one, not only because this is the 250th UnSignpost, but because the UnSignpost is 18 years old. That's right, it's of legal age! On May 6-8th, 2008, when Uncyclopedia was still a colony of Wikia, Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek wrote the first ever UnSignpost, delivered by lovely bot Fnoodle. Old UnSignpost issues didn't have a template, looked all colorful and stuff, and had advertisements for articles obtained through Special:Random. Here's a short excerpt from the first issue.
“For too long, Uncyclopedia has been devoid of talk page spam, such as thank you templates and welcome messages. To rectify this, Dr. Skullthumper, a local doctor and zombie specialist, and Cajek, one of the last members of the light-blue-ish species of Cajeks, have created a newspaper in the latest exercise in futility to hit the site since Forum:Count to a million.”
Around the time WMF was shutting down Wikinews, they were promoting Wikifunctions instead. So I decided to propose UnFunctions on the village dump, later making a prototype Main Page of it on my sandbox. Soon, it will be high quality enough to go to mainspace (however I’ve been making redirects to the page, and I’ve apologized). Enjoy this very new UnProject!
It all started when Ri asked MrX and Turb0-Sunrise to nominate themselves for UGotM because they claimed, "I barley do shit." This led to me replying to Ri saying they're not eligible because the award is for people who write crap, and Ri hasn't written that much. After responding to Ri, he proceeded to make a bunch of crappy articles such as The epic tale on how I attempted to get useless gobshite of the month and Me after I ha sex with ivy both containing a single line of text. Shortly after, I informed Ri this is not how you get UGotM and told him he had to write actual articles.
Eventually, MrX replied to Ri saying, "Probably not, mainly because I rarely dip into the of-the-month awards, also because this is basically a self nomination after your request."
After the incident with Ri, I have decided to nominate AtomicAnon for UGotM due to him writing at least 27 articles that are short, lacking in images and/or links and got huffed. Fish on skates has voted For. saying he restarted the Perple Lerf war. AtomicAnon has also nominated MSCGWW saying her articles are mostly imcomplete and that she treats this site as a story telling forum.
I was on the Uncyclopedia Discord server, scrolling through #recent-changes because it had an unread message, and the bot said that Alula edited Forum:Archiving Uncyclopedia, which is an UN:DUMP forum about archiving Uncyclopedia pages just like Encyclopædia Dramatica has did for years. I had so much effort adding this headline, but someone has edited the page before I had saved, so I had to start from the beginning. Screw Turb0-Sunrise.
Do you like my new signature? It has the flag of my country, which does not violate UN:PII by the way. I checked and you can in fact, mention your country on Uncyclopedia. — OfficialWatchOS7
Do you have any extremely tedious tasks for my bot? — Soviet
have it clean your room or something
From The Logs
18:12, May 14, 2026 Turb0-Sunrise changed group membership for Gammakid999 from autopatroller and extended confirmed user to autopatroller, extended confirmed user and rollbacker (felt like it)
22:23, May 19, 2026 Alula changed group membership for OPOSSUM's alt account created because the spanish sysadmins are retarded from (none) to autopatroller (for patrolling purposes)
23:30, 20 May 2026 Gergdown blocked Squaw Dee with an expiration time of 1 second (account creation disabled) (MOVED my AWESOME PAGE.......)
23:39, 20 May 2026 Turb0-Sunrise blocked Gergdown with an expiration time of 15 hours (account creation disabled) (blocked Squaw Dee)
23:54, 20 May 2026 Gergdown blocked Turb0-Sunrise with an expiration time of 1 month (account creation disabled) (Blocked Squee Dee at a different time)
On June 3rd, Alula reverted Soviet's Bot, who has categorized every UnGames subpage with Category:Uncyclopedia Games Subpages (which they weren't supposed to have). She gave herself flood to do this, but the user right is bugged so edits tagged as rollback don't get hidden, filling up recent changes completely and causing massive lag on the server in the process. Although all of the edits were reverted, Alula restored a few of the categorised versions.
Uncyclopedia is no stranger to Deltarot (that is, Deltarune brainrot). It's in the forums, it was on the main page that one time, and it even comes up in our belovedUnSignpost. And on June 24th, 2026, chapter 5 of Deltarune will come out. DaniPine3, Alula, Turb0-Sunrise, and I made a bingo card in LPTEW predicting, well, "predicting" what would happen in the new chapter. OPOSSUM however expressed dislike of Deltarune fans, or "Deltagoons", from beyond the grave.
So, as a lot of you might know, Soviet had a signature that used Spike's signature design, and I found out when I joined the Spoon. I asked him about this design in his talkpage, and he said it was for the laughs. Then, Fish on skates responded with the signature design, and Soviet responded with Fish on skates' typical signature design, and then Fish on skates responded to it with my signature design. I actually cringed because the logo was preserved. Update: As of writing this, I am currently at high risk because I am having a discussion relating to the front page of my YouTube channel. For Fish on skates and Soviet: I have removed my channel trailer from the homepage and updated my description.
What is the difference between a trout and a gay trout? When is the regular trout used and when is the gay trout used? Does it have to do with extremeness? — OfficialWatchOS7
it happens upon gay moments
Are you allowed to put three questions in one bullet point? What would the ramifications of this be? And why would Chara do this? — alula
wait have we just decided to call watch "chara" all of a sudden? ok fine
From The Logs
03:08 6 June, 2026 L10nM4st3r blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (For not being blocked enough times)
03:54 6 June, 2026 Turb0-Sunrise blocked L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 48 seconds (account creation disabled) (blocked dani for not a good reason)
10:49 6 June, 2026 Alula blocked Turb0-Sunrise with an expiration time of 0 seconds (account creation disabled) (interfering with the blocking of the danipines)
09:12, 8 June 2026 Alula blocked Soviet's Bot with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) (one block coming up)
15:00, 17 June 2026 Alula blocked Turb0-Sunrise with an expiration time of 2 hours, 5 minutes and 8 seconds (account creation disabled) (so I herd u like joke blockz)
Zeitpyramide, an article that Gergdown adds one word to every day, will be completed soon on July 5th, 2026. Gerg plans to retire from Uncyclopedia after this, presumably to focus on Deltarot. Many editors have said they'll miss him, and OPOSSUM even made a song as a gift.
On June 24th, Deltarune's 5th chapter came out. While people didn't go as nuts as they did last year when chapters 3 and 4 came out, it was still plenty crazy. The "bingoux kaard" made in LPTEW ended up "[missing] the mark quite spectacularly" according to alula. Also, I confessed to not having played the game at all in the Fluxer. Hey, a good newspaper's gotta not leave anything out.
Yankees get fucking swept, Turb0 causes entire site to go insane
OfficialWatchOS7 created Forum:Getting to know you, which was based on the same forum on Illogicopedia. Unfortunately, there were many misinterpretations, some deliberate, some not. Nobody actually shared anything about themselves, but it was proof that Uncyclopedians can't have nice things.
Zeitpyramide, the article where Gergdown has added one word every day has been finished and Gergdown has officially announced his retirement stating, "I'm dead. Moving to bigger and better things." on his user page. Gergdown has also put the retired template on his user page confirming his retirement. However, Turb0-Sunrise still wants Gergdown to revamp 16-Bit Night, a song that Turb0 made for the game Bust into Boston and that Gerg said he would revamp when he had the time.
You’ve seen people on this wiki make their own private encyclopedia, right? Well, I decided to create my own! It's called 7wiki, where I will make truly encyclopedic articles in which I would usually make it on my sandbox or userspace. There was an issue displaying the official logo in place of the Uncyclopedia logo for users of the default Vector legacy skin, MonoBook, and Timeless, but Soviet fixed it. The encyclopedia is on my userspace. Anyone can edit it (it has to be factual), but all of the articles have to be made by me; request on my talk page.
Former admin and current admin RealDonaldTrump has changed his name to something. Shit. What the fuck was it?
So I'm getting word that it's now GoulashFan. See? Monkey wrench in the whole system. Do they just expect us not to be lazy bums and change everything we've done? Bullshit.
When do you think you were at your "peak" on Uncyclopedia? — Soviet
i never peaked lol
From The Logs
20:21, 4 July 2026 Gergdown blocked OfficialWatchOS7 talk contribs from the page Penis with an expiration time of 1 second (I'm also blocking you from editing Penis for 1 second due to misinformation)
14:31, 15 July 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 1 minute and 7 seconds (account creation disabled) (Being a LaziBum)
14:40, 15 July 2026 Turb0-Sunrise blocked Alula with an expiration time of 1 minute and 9 seconds (account creation disabled) (being an a-poo-la)
For. saying he restarted the Perple Lerf war. AtomicAnon has also nominated 
