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This is my talk page. It's where people can talk to or about me. It also doubles as storage for signposts, bricks, and suchlike. I plan to store a bed in here, but I can't find a decent image of one and will probably be too busy procrastinating to make my own like I used to. Seriously, 2022 Page, how did you make that old plant profile picture in 2 hours??
Remember to sign your posts with four (or three, if your sig has a built-in timestamp) tildes (the "~" symbols), like this: ~~~~, and place your new talk at the BOTTOM of this page.
Thanks to Alula for her talkpage archive template which I shamelessly stole. Please tell me if I should've not done that.
Driving in my car right after an UnSignpost[edit source]
By Fish on skates
L10nM4st3r and DaniPine3 blocked each other and unblocked themselves a lot. The entertaining edit summaries were "Not banned enough yet", "blocking me when i did nothing >:[", ">:]", "Finger slipped", "Finger slipped again", and "banged my head on the keyboard". See for yourself.
The Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game
By Fish on skates
MK has potatochopped a whole bunch of trading cards of active or notable Uncyclopedians to make an article that's been requested for years.
MITK song rankings still ongoing
By Fish on skates
You, yes YOU, can rank some Uncyclopedian-made songs! Part of the hit albums Make it to Ketchikan and Bust into Boston these noises you hear before you can be ranked for the second time! So what are you waiting for?
Biopic
In the span of some time that I'm too lazy to count, Deemox has gone from a total noob to a slightly less total noob. He's already made an article and in my humble opinion has quite a lot of potential.
- what would you do if someone used Template:Welcome on your talkpage nowadays? (For no particular reason) — Gammakid999
- archibe
- how about {{Oh dear}}? would you like an oh dear? — Fish on skates
- yes
- a Template:Welcome-anon, perhaps? — Gammakid999
- gimme
- What do you think about my bot? — Soviet
- you had a bot?
- What tasks should my bot do? — Soviet
- i dunno
- Are the allegations true? I'm not going to elaborate, for comedic effect. — Gammakid999
- yes and no at the same time
- favorite non-ASBOWAAT article that you didn't write — Fish on skates
- uhh get back to me on that one
From The Logs
- 20:20, 19 January 2026 L10nM4st3r blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 10 minutes (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (Not banned enough yet)
- 20:21, 19 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 10 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (blocking me when I did nothing >:[)
- 16:46, 21 January 2026 Therealcmack created page Kirkification (An author's descent into madness.)
Top VFH Competitors
- UnNews:RFK Jr. fat-shames Annoying Orange (1/2)
- Berkelium (4/0)
- Maxipad (3.5/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Osu! (7.5/2)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
“FOR THE LOVE OF JOHN, ARCHIBE!!!”
--Dame Fish on skates 
CUN 22:32, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
Hey, that bump is shaped like the UnSignpost![edit source]
By Fish on skates
Gergdown has unleashed an "Agenda 2026" that aims to make Uncyclopedia great again, one edit at a time. This plan has quite a few people onboard already, probably because people will join anything advertised in a big fancy box.
Teh Epik Duck unbanned, retires
By Soviet, Turb0-Sunrise, and Fish on skates
"Newcomer" and Wikipedia sock puppeteer has finally gotten unbanned after socking and vandalism. Three months ago, Teh Epik Duck consistently vandalised talk pages, forums and encyclopedic articles before being banned by Alula for being a dick.
“Unblock me now you retard.”
– Teh Epik Duck
clearly showing this was his masterstroke. He resorted to socking but was quickly banned for an extended period of three months.
However, Duck requested his userpage and subpages be deleted as he has retired. Miss him, miss him.
Last chance to vote!
By Fish on skates, who hasn't yet voted on the top 10
Time's running out to vote for the xOTY awards and the top 10 articles of 2025! So what are you waiting for? Get your LaziBum to the polls and be opinionated!
Biopic
It was L10nM4st3r's birthday on the 25th. He's the guy that made the original a story built one word at a time, a cat-loving bot, the word "tytpo", and everyone's favorite page-blanking recent-changes-flooding userscript. Here's to another year of mastering lions, or lioning masters, I'm not sure.
- Do you drive a Saab 900? — Gammakid999
- what the fuck is that
- opinions on said Saab 900? — Fish on skates
- see above
- have you attended Harvard? I'm working on a conspiracy theory and need to know. Also do you like burger king? — Gammakid999
- i attended fenway park
- do you even intend to answer any of these questions? — alula
- yes and no at the same time
- What is your home address? (I need it for the theory) — Gammakid999
- take your mother's. don't change anything about it.
- What operating system do you use? — Soviet
- one that's better than gerg's
- Do you edit at school/work? — Soviet
- yes
From The Logs
- 01:52, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 40 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (suggesting that I, an ADMIN, should get banned. this is clearly conspiracy against the [totally non-existent] cabal!!!)
- 02:18, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 41 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (idea of Turb0-Sunrise (plus, you edit conflicted on my own talkpage!!!!))
- 00:32, 28 January 2026 DaniPine3 huffed page Your Article Name (wtf is this: content was: " == The Bee Movie Script == {{", and the only contributor was "Soviet's Bot")
Top VFH Competitors
- 12 year olds invading the Internet (2/0)
- You (5/0)
- Kirkification (5.5/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Rob Gronkowski (13/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
“OH BOB SAGET!!! SHIT. SHIIIT. GOD DAMN IT!!!”
“I BLEED CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA!”
– Gergdown
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:15, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
USP, how about you read?[edit source]
At the end of January, the server of en.uncyclopedia.co went down. This led a bunch of people (Alula, Fish on skates, Gergdown, Turb0-Sunrise, Soviet, and RealDonaldTrump), to join the spoon and discover that Spike is a sockpuppet of OPOSSUM. The spoon's LPTEW also received a spike in activity as everybody from the fork scrambled to figure out what the heck was going on. Fish tried reaching out to Alula through wplace about what would happen to the Top 10 voting, which was extended a day to account for the server outage. The construction tag deadlines on multiple articles were also extended by a few days too.
Top 10/XOTY ends
By Turb0-Sunrise
And I fuck everybody over. Let's hit it.
First off, the Top 10 ended up perfectly. Road Rage in first place. Pure greatness.
UOTM ended up great too. 12 for. None against.
And now for the big papi cheese of them all. WOTY.
Won.
BY ME.
MK's user page vandalized
By Fish on skates
It all started when our resident potatochopper and weeb MK hid the edit buttons on her userpage so no one could edit it. I, thinking I'm so clever, found an actual use for the visual editor and used it to prove I could still edit. This escalated into a vandalism contest much like the one OPOSSUM held, and even spread to pages like her editnotice and her signature. This is what the userpage looked like at the end of the silliness.
Biopic
This biopic is about the Top 10 Articles of 2025! In case you were living under a rock, here they are, in no particular order: Road Rage, Charlie Kirk, Video essay, Gouverneur Morris, Moccasins, 9-11, Antonio Brown, Uncyclopedia Gold, Analog horror, and An image built one pixel at a time.
- Will Ask Deemox exist? — Deemox
- my magic 8 ball is broken
- On a scale of 1-10, how excited are you that the Pro Football Hall of Fame is moving in the right direction? — MrX
- bullshit
- are you the same person as DaniPine3, Alula, OPOSSUM, L10nM4st3r, and Spike — Fish on skates
- maybe spike (he's from New Hampshire)
- doo yue wawntt 2 hehllp kreeayt noo engilsh — Fish on skates
- how abouht b'wost'n englesh
- What do you think of saying "archibe" instead of "archive"? — Soviet
- archibe
From The Logs
- (spoon) 16:39, 31 January 2026 Spike blocked RealDonaldTrump with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (You can't do that)
- 00:28, 2 February 2026 RealDonaldTrump blocked SPIKE with an expiration time of 4 millennia, 9 centuries, 9 decades, 9 years, 364 days, 17 hours, 49 minutes and 12 seconds (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (You're not allowed to do that)
- 08:31, 2 February 2026 L10nM4st3r changed block settings for L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 21:58, 1 February 9025 (account creation disabled) (Not banned enough yet)
Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week
(go put/something on vfh)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
“i clog up QVFD too much. i should be admin.”
– Turb0-Sunrise on why he should be admin