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This is where you can talk to and about me. Here's the link to my user page. So yeah, I just made all this up. (Actually, Uncyclopedia's users are the ones greeting new users and making talk pages, but stating that fact is unfunny.) Remember to sign your posts with four (or three, if your sig has a built-in timestamp) tidles (the "~" symbols), like this: ~~~~, and place your new talk at the BOTTOM of this page.

Welcome![edit source]

Hello, ARandomPage, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:

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Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (OOjs UI icon signature-ltr.svg) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, post on our community forum, join our Discord, or message an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian!  MrX blow me 04:04, 1 March 2022 (UTC)

Blocked for ponicide[edit source]

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You have been blocked from editing for a period of 5 seconds for committing high treason via ponicide. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop committing high treason via ponicide. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me 06:44, 28 March 2022 (UTC)


What the- ponicide? TREASON? Come on! I specifically requested the extinction of all pony-lovers on This Very Wiki! I was the one who literally suggested that they be banned- why ban me as well? What'd I do? ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 06:50, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

And therein lies your problem. Some people never learn. Obvi Fluttershy is the bestestbest. I can only lead a horse to water, I guess I can't make you drink. MrX blow me 06:51, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
Agh, the grammar mistakes... anyway, I hereby declare war on you. A message has been left on your talk page. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 07:31, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
nervous sweating WVandZM, the Crusader of Colours ( talk | contributions ) | This message was posted at 13:26, 31 May 2022 (UTC)

Helping you find a new joke[edit source]

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You have been blocked from editing for a period of 4evar and evar for thinking plants are sexy. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop thinking plants are sexy. Thaaanks! --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 22:01, 4 May 2022 (UTC)


I am space. I have not bothered to update my infobox, because I tried to draw space and it went badly. See Unnamed Space's page on the Spoon. (I'm trying to follow with the joke here, alright?) ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 00:05, 5 May 2022 (UTC)
one of the planets in your galaxy has a thriving flower industry, tho. plants aren't sexy, Page! they're pretty! --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 22:07, 12 July 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Just like Grandma used to make!

ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 00:02, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

funny rate[edit source]

Is this guy's edit funny or stupid, and should I revert it? https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=High_School_Kids&curid=284850&diff=6161561&oldid=6141031 Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:02, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Part of it was funny-ish. The other wasn't. I've dealt with this myself since there were grammar mistakes there (no seriously). ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 02:33, 20 June 2022 (UTC)
Alright, thanks. More discussion of this over at User talk:MrX. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:41, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Unsignpost[edit source]

Unsignpost had broke the text alignment of every single message on the talk pages its on, I changed random parts of the wrapper template and it's fixed now but keep that in mind when making these Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:42, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

why wikipedia vandal bad[edit source]

why bad to vandal wikipedia Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:44, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for July 10, 2022[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper Made Entirely From Recycled Internet Memes

ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 02:19, 10 July 2022 (UTC)

Cinderblocked[edit source]

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You have been blocked from editing for a period of three seconds for being an Enemy of the Cute. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop being an Enemy of the Cute. Thaaanks! --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 22:05, 12 July 2022 (UTC)


Wikipedia[edit source]

Are you, by any chance, w:User:ARandomPage on Wikipedia? Because I use the usernamae w:User:weeklyd3 there and saw you updating links to Uncyclopedia articles. SomeStupidUser (This is YOUR page) (talk) 05:52, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Yes, I am ARandomPage on Wikipedia as well. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 06:21, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Re: You deserve this for spreading propaganda[edit source]

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Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 12:59, 21 July 2022 (UTC)

I was actually considering using Superainbow on your talkpage when I spammed it. I decided against it due to length. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 14:58, 21 July 2022 (UTC)

Questionable edit[edit source]

I received a complaint from Rock-O-Jello that this edit could be interpreted as transphobia, due to use of "it" pronouns and calling for deserved death. I don't know if that was your intention, but if it was, I have to tell you to knock it off. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 13:42, Jul. 26, 2022

Alright then. (Please don't interpret this as me intending to do the whole accidental transphobia thing, this was sort of an unintentional thing) ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 14:47, 27 July 2022 (UTC)
See the history of the brick template for answers to why I vandalized your userspace (that and to get revenge for what you said here ). L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 16:02, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

Sorry for being a big dick[edit source]

But I will remain bricked. L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 17:14, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

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Sry about that... :( I know everything about him and he would said at Ferdinand Porsche to make his popular car, the Volkswagen typ 1 (or Beetle, Coccinelle (fr), etc...) But that popular vehicle was created after WW², in 1945-46. Like Renault 's 4 chevaux and Citroën 's deux chevaux... The Golf replaces him in 1974. But it was replaced in 2003 by the New Beetle and by the 3rd-generation Beetle. So this guy would be killed by Soviet Union by bazookas... Le Djibril Express (talk) 14:16, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

I still have no idea what you're talking about. Please talk more clearly or face a brick to the talkpage. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 14:31, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Bruhhhh lol my english were so bad cuz i am french Le Djibril Express (talk) 14:33, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Holy shit.[edit source]

I got the News about Zana. That is disturbing.—Mightyena.pngCrocotta1Mightyena.png 18:41, 27 August 2022 (UTC)

Those are old news. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 20:19, 27 August 2022 (UTC)
To be precise... those are 9-months old news. I'm surprised Crocotta1 only found out just now. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 00:30, 28 August 2022 (UTC)
How can poo be holy? Did some divine creature poo it out? What kind? What is "divine"? L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 14:38, 6 September 2022 (UTC)

It's just a prank bro![edit source]

So Rock-O-Jello wanted me to ask you if you could stop reverting her vandalism pranks on other people's userspaces? There's no rule or precedent for this situation. Technically, you're not doing anything wrong; you're supposed to revert vandalism. But sometimes we like to be loose-y goose-y and have fun around here. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 12:21, Sep. 6, 2022

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Brick template[edit source]

I removed the title because two times now people have replied on that template instead of their talkpage. Me and Rock-O-Jello. I think something must be done. At least remove the title or replace it with a fake title. I'm good at faking headers and titles. L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 06:54, 8 September 2022 (UTC)

you're not funny[edit source]

The "Horse-Hugging Fiasco" was created as a way for Kippy, MrX, and I to bring our joke-arguments about who the Best Pony is to Uncyclopedia, and you're needlessly over-complicating it. piss off and find your own joke, tromper. --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 22:04, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

For the record, I believe it started with just Kippy and Rocko, in this forum, where I first inserted myself by randomly picking a different pony and saying she was best. I follow the whole thing semi-closely-ish, so I'm sorry if I missed something important, but I don't believe that RandomPage has over-complicated it. I thought part of the humor was the "over-complication", in the way that there are forums and votes about fictional cartoon ponies. MrX blow me 22:14, 21 September 2022 (UTC)
And I also never thought the thing was limited to a certain number of people. MrX blow me 22:16, 21 September 2022 (UTC)
well Page doesn't have a pony he thinks is best, and he's said i "deserve death" before. if he wants to insert himself into The Fiasco, that's fine, but suffice it to say i feel like my joke's been stolen and flipped on its head. --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 22:23, 21 September 2022 (UTC)
I did know I was complicating the HHF a lot, but nobody said anything about it up until now. I was hoping that, if I did something wrong with this, I'd get told about it, and since not much was said, the overcomplication continued. With the deserving death part... yeah, that's a really dumb thing I said. Big mistake on my part. On the "I don't have a favorite pony" thing, I thought "All ponies deserve depth" was a good enough viewpoint for me to press onto everyone in the Fiasco. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 03:49, 22 September 2022 (UTC)
i'm sorry if i'm coming across as too harsh (and i think i am), but i think it's funnier if we just joke-argue about who the best pony is and start votes to joke-ban each other. you're still welcome in the Fiasco if you want. just pick a pony to stubbornly state is best, like Rainbow Dash or Applejack or Vinyl Scratch or whoever. --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 21:35, 24 September 2022 (UTC)
I did pick a viewpoint to stubbornly state is correct (all ponies deserve depth). Why can't I continue using that? Would it lead to overcomplicated madness again if this sort of thing was allowed, bringing in viewpoints like "All ponies do not exist" or something? ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 00:53, 25 September 2022 (UTC)

Fixed your article[edit source]

Method is a trade secret.

What I did is revert your moves without leaving a redirect, then moved them back into HowTo: without leaving a redirect.

The rollback right gives you the ability to indirectly delete redirects made via move! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:40, 26 September 2022 (UTC)

That's a very nice trick! I don't see why that sort of thing would need rollback rights, though. @MrX: Do you know anything about this? ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 06:18, 26 September 2022 (UTC)
Sounds useful. I don't get to leave 55555 redirects as I leave a typo.. If I get it. So does anybody know what it takes to earn rollback here? L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 06:53, 26 September 2022 (UTC)
I guess the criteria is "be a good user and don't do too many dumb things". That's a little vague, but OK. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 09:05, 26 September 2022 (UTC)
If you are a good user, ask PF4Eva on Discord to be rollback, and you get rollback, I think.
Anyway, yeah, for some reason, you have to be rollback to move anything without leaving a redirect from what I can tell. Very weird. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:02, 26 September 2022 (UTC)
No discord access. Device not supported. I guess I could ask on-wiki if a need arises again. L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 17:42, 26 September 2022 (UTC)
Ah, I see. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:43, 26 September 2022 (UTC)

Discord[edit source]

Do you have Discord? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:54, 7 October 2022 (UTC)

I don't. L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 19:28, 7 October 2022 (UTC)
Not yet. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 02:43, 8 October 2022 (UTC)
Got it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:15, 8 October 2022 (UTC)

You made me delete the Main Page.[edit source]

Now you shall pay.[edit source]

Big time.[edit source]

Have fun watching a black hole form right in the middle of you computer screen.[edit source]
 Cassandra  (talk) 02:41, 22 October 2022 (UTC)[edit source]

Blocked[edit source]

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You have been blocked from editing for a period of I dunno, a bit for Fucking About with my Userpage. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop Fucking About with my Userpage. Thaaanks! --WohMi


[Nonsense][edit source]

[Complete and utter nonsense, removed from this page] Mightyena.pngCrocotta1Mightyena.png 12:37, 30 October 2022 (UTC)

What does this mean? Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 15:10, 30 October 2022 (UTC)
it means you need to learn Headroll.—-Mightyena.pngCrocotta1Mightyena.png 21:33, 30 October 2022 (UTC)
It means i need to learn what? Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:37, 30 October 2022 (UTC)
This makes no sense. Anyone mind if I remove threads like this? ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 01:34, 31 October 2022 (UTC)
Sure, go ahead. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 06:45, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

Modern QVFD[edit source]

Oh yeah, I made the QVFD gadget more modern. However, I didn't design this myself, it's sweetalert. It's more time-effecient to use an existing library for dialogs. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:47, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

OK. I'm not really a fan of the new design, but it's alright. Also, you can go to QVFD from the gadget itself now, which is nice since the old one broke. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 11:32, 31 October 2022 (UTC)
Yea I see, makes sense. I still need to add something to check if the page is already on QVFD, but I'm a bit busy right now. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:34, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

Email[edit source]

Do you check email? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:20, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

When I have a reason to... or just feel like that. Whichever. Uncyc has a notification for when you're emailed, which is nice. Also, to answer your email question: no, Crocotta1 has never abused her email function to try and contact me. Before today, I've only recieved 1 Uncyclopedia email from a user, and that was Brogo13. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 01:21, 1 November 2022 (UTC)
Makes sense. The reason I wanted to use email to ask is because I don't have Discord anymore, so email is the next best option (besides off-site end-to-end encrypted communications, but nobody here has any). Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:40, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

wmf[edit source]

revert this. not per se disruptive, but it's an ip sock fucking with the block template for their other sock and also annoying. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:43, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

Bruh WTF?[edit source]

Why dafuq is that?! (These errors in your userboxes) 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 17:01, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

The userbox plural template doesn't fit well in my current format. I don't know why, other templates I've made work fine. I don't see any other errors in my userboxes, at least on computer. I am aware that they stretch the page out a bit on mobile. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 04:53, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Lol okay 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 05:28, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote![edit source]

MrX blow me 18:27, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Congratulations, Random Spaceman![edit source]

Hey, I just thought I should stop by to congratulate you on adding your 252nd planet to your unnamed galaxy! Keep up the good work! :D --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 19:21, 21 November 2022 (UTC)

Thanks! I've had so much trouble forming planets these days. They keep getting supernova'd, turning into brown dwarfs, or just disappearing. I'm really hoping for a habitable world, but I'm quite young and might not see it happen for another billion years. Literal Unnamed Space (Name them) (Errors fixed) 15:08, 23 November 2022 (UTC)