User talk:SomeStupidUser

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Welcome![edit]

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Oh Dear...[edit]

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, SomeStupidUser, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (OOjs UI icon signature-ltr.svg) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  SomeStupidUser (talk) 17:58, 5 August 2021 (UTC)

Um[edit]

Dude You're aweseome, please keep it up. MrX blow me 08:39, 6 August 2021 (UTC)

About that VFD, forum thing[edit]

Hey, sorry for the late reply, to vote at Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion, you should be able to simply click edit at the top of any section, then type your vote. You can kinda copy what other users have done to use the fancy keep/delete templates. Be sure to update the keep/delete number to update the score. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 18:28, 9 November 2021 (UTC)

CONGRATULATIONS !!! CONGRATULATIONS !!! CONGRATULATIONS !!![edit]

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CONGRATULATION

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