User:PF4Eva

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Foolitzer Prize Winner February 2007
Foolitzer Prize Winner January 2010 Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2018

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On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

{{Adopter|I dislike vandals}} (Banned for sockpuppetry. I did Nazi that coming!)

I like d**ks. D**k Van Dyke. D**k Van Patten. D**k Tracy. D**k and Jane -- yay, d**ks!

PF4Eva was one of the most feared Vikings of the 12th Century. He was responsible for 786 pillages. Now retired from pillaging, he enjoys playing the guitar, watching TV, writing parodies, and a bunch of other cool things that you'd be doing if you were cool.

Favorite movies

• Halloween
• Spaceballs
• Ghostbusters
• Good Burger

Favorite music

• Pink Floyd
• Van Halen
• Led Zeppelin
• Britney Spears
• Iron Butterfly
• Too many to name

Favorite TV shows

• All That
• Kenan and Kel
• Saturday Night Live
• Late Show with David Letterman
• My Name is Earl
• Rocko's Modern Life

Favorite food

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Articles written by PF4Eva

• All That
• Josh Server
• UnBooks:Snakes on a Plane
• Soonerism
• Jack Webb
• Colin Mochrie (rewrite) (huffed)
• Wal-Mart:The Movie
• Halloween (film series) (huffed)
  • Halloween (film)
  • Halloween II
  • Halloween III: The Nap of Michael Myers
  • Halloween 4: The Rehabilitation of Michael Myers
    • User:PF4Eva/Halloween 4: Michael Myers Is Done Napping (archived article that was huffed)
  • Halloween 5: The Search For More Money
  • Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
  • Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later
  • Halloween: Resurrection
  • Halloween (2007 film)
  • Halloween II (2009 film)
  • Michael Myers
• 2007 (year) (rewrite)
• AFI (American Film Institute)
• Movie Trailer Announcer Guy
  • FEATURED
• In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (rewrite)
  • FEATURED
• HowTo:Play "Eruption" by Van Halen on guitar
• Justin Timberlake (attorney)
• The King of Queens (huffed)
  • Let It Be (King of Queens episode)
• Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
• Mighty Morphin Muppet Babies
• Zordon
• Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (future film) (huffed)
  • User:PF4Eva/Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (future film)/Factual version
  • User:PF4Eva/MMPR movie reboot IMDB archive
• 1-18-08
• Worst 100 Remakes of All Time
• Donald Pleasence
  • Formerly a nominated article
• Mississippi Fred McDowell
• Nickelodeon (rewrite)
• Film critic (huffed)
• User:PF4Eva/Are You Gayer Than Mr. Winkler?
• Henry Winkler
• User:PF4Eva/Henry Winkler (Winklerized version of Henry Winkler)
• Rugrats (rewrite) RIP
• Ken Foree
• Ken Foree's Birthday
• Ernest (rw)
• Mr. Nice Guy
• User:PF4Eva/Batman (Alfred Hitchcock film)
• UnNews:"Ace of Bass" mistakenly invited to emcee charity gig
• UnNews:Shit That Pisses Me Off:Netflix, Iron Man 2, BTTF, Alien, etc.
• UnNews:Fantasy Casting: The Munsters (Bryan Fuller)
• User:PF4Eva/UnNews:Shit That Pisses Me Off:HDTV and Blu-ray ignorance (Never wrote)
• UnNews:Fans, celebrities celebrate Tron Blu-ray release
• UnNews:Obama: Waldo found, killed
• UnNews:How the Halloween franchise can dig itself out of its hole
• UnNews:I Love Lucy coming back in April on CBS
• User:PF4Eva/UnNews:Internet Explorer hates independent Uncyclopedia (Never wrote)
• Lucille Balls & His Orchestra
• Three Watchmen and a Baby
  • FEATURED
• User:PF4Eva/UnNews:Neil Young to premiere porno at SXSW
• User:PF4Eva/Facebook hates big butts, cannot lie, removes innocent photo (Planning to write)
• User:PF4Eva/UnNews:New Halloween movie to 'fix everything we fucked up after H20'

UnNews written by PF4Eva

See user:PF4Eva/CUCU

Templates created by PF4Eva

• template:Seuss (Used this template to quote (or misquote) Dr. Seuss) RIP
• template:Future Movie (use this for upcoming or future movies)
• template:GoogleSearch (a template that links to Google search results related to the subject of the article)

Images created, borrowed, used, or edited by PF4Eva

See the following pages:

• user:PF4Eva/Images
• user:PF4Eva/Images2 (My image gallery is getting so big, I needed a second page.)

Articles I have contributed to

• Internet Movie Database (See the images and words on top -- IMDB, DVD/VHS, that stuff? That's my work for the most part)
  • FEATURED
• Kenan and Kel
• Good Burger
• Britney Spears
• Kevin Federline
• Mike Myers
• Viacom
• Will Smith (in particular the Hancock jokes)
• BladeRunnerway Bride (particularly the scripted scene)
  • FEATURED

Haven't contributed to these, but cool articles anyway

• This Guy
• That Guy
• My Name is Earl
• AAAAAAAAA!
• The Mr. Winkler Series
  • Mr winkler is GAY
  • Francis Winkler
  • Doctor Jekyll and Mister Winkler the Gay
  • UnScripts:The Trial of Mr. Winkler RIP
• UnScripts:Average Cop

Miscellaneous

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)	This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.	\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.	Featured Article: Movie Trailer Announcer Guy This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!	Featured Article: In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
Featured Article: UnNews:Bruce Springsteen recording of "Tick Tock" surfaces This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!	Featured Article: Three Watchmen and a Baby This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!	Featured Article: UnNews:My damn TV won't work This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
Featured Article: UnNews:This is a window This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!	Featured Article: UnNews:Chia bas the 14th letter of the Eglish alphabet This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!	This user is an administrator, which explains their exceptionally high stress levels.
Featured Article: UnNews:Chevy Chase, Maryland, to change name to Bill Murray This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!	Featured Article: UnNews:James Dean named Sexiest Man Dead This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!