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Tuesday, October 24, 2017
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Some might try to tell you it's an apple.
They might say it's an Apple.
They might tell you it's a vinyl record of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. I don't know why they would, but they might.
Hell, they might even tell you it's a banana.
|IT'S A BANANA, A YUGE BANANA! BIGLY! BELIEVE ME!|
|4:30 AM - 24 October 2017|
You might even start to believe it's a banana, or an elephant, or In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. Just like those idiots who watch Fox News.
But it's not.
No, wait. This... is... Jeopardy!
This is... Come on, think! This... is... Spinal Tap?
Wrong again. This is...
This... is a window.
- CNN Creative Marketing "CNN Facts First" YouTube, October 23, 2017
- Avery Anapol (an apple?) "CNN mocks Trump with 'facts first' ads" The Hill, October 23, 2017
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