- 1 Hi (Jan 2019)
- 2 UnNews main page
- 3 Discord
- 4 Praise Be Upon Thee
- 5 Sock-puppeting
- 6 Plos into bannings me
- 7 Thank you
- 8 Hiya Sir, unban me eh?
- 9 You're dancing at the wrong hoedown, you diesel-pumpin' gopher gobbler
- 10 Rocko's Modern Life
- 11 Misuse of rollback
- 12 Merry Potato Day!
- 13 About that article you huffed earlier
- 14 Please contribute to Baked Potato
- 15 Happy Monkey Competition 2021
- 16 New forum
- 17 Huggle message
- 18 That VFH TV thing
- 19 Your FA vote was appreciated...
- 20 Why exactly
- 21 Thanks for your vote!
- 22 UnSignpost delivery
- 23 Thank you
- 24 Another Thank You
- 25 Thanks for the vote!
Hi (Jan 2019)
Hi. I'm back... Again. It happens sometimes :-) . Well, sorry for bother: as reported here, I found a hyperactive vandal to ban urgently. 31 edits and 31 vandalisms: a complete collection of any kind of white redneckish dumbest stereotype, and various vandalisms/HTBFANJS. Needs to travel far beyond the stars ASAP. Greets m8. -- 04:41, 19 January 2019 (UTC)
Thanks Danny :-) -- 02:51, 20 January 2019 (UTC)
UnNews main page
Hey! I saw your attempts to fix the UnNews page, and it definitely took a lot of wrangling to get that new template to work. Are there any other areas I can help you work on?
Thanks you for all the work you do! →23:58 26 January 2019
Hey PF4Eva, you should join us sometime on the discord server, we'd all love to talk to you. -- 20:35, 19 February 2019 (UTC)
Praise Be Upon Thee
|EMC has awarded you a cookie!|
Now go play in traffic.
Hi there! I am, in fact, JetGan11, but NOT Essex45000. I have started to use this account because I forgot my password and have been locked out of my account. This isn't proper sockpuppetry, just unluckiness and my solution. :) JetsFanMan (talk) 21:37, 31 October 2019 (UTC)
Plos into bannings me
Plos into bannings me cuz I like to eat da poop and now all people is into lovings me and wantings me and into worshippings me as a wolverhamptonish-kimilsungish great (and long-pricked) leader. But I are of into plossings bannings and gib moni plos cuz I are of into uhm... uhm... Can i is of be into isings arings pish posh wit wot cheero m8? PS: donalturd trumpturd likes to eat da turdz. --Walbro (talk) 19:43, 25 April 2020 (UTC)
|Kippy gives you the most sincere thank you for voting him bureaucrat|
Hiya Sir, unban me eh?
I dunno exactly what it was that brought this most recent ban- I was simply sharing my experience relating to my disability with the astronaut fellow and he exploded in some kind of fit of rage. I wasn't trying to offend him or whatnot, I was just pointing out how my Asperger's syndrome doesn't cause me any problems, and he told me I was gaslighting him. I think the guy may be a tad bonkers. I'm planning on reading my short story "The Traveler tonight on the voice chat at 10 P.M. MST and several fellas, for instance Zombie Baron and Kippy, were really looking forward to it. Unban me so I can go through with it, eh? Fun times await! Nicolassequeira (talk) 21:34, 10 July 2020 (UTC)
I think you both need a timeout, honestly. Time to cool your heads, let off some steam. (That being said, I think Zombiebaron's preemptive Spaceman ban was uncalled for.) If you had just left it at "I'd prefer to see more interesting characters," we probably wouldn't be having this conversation; that would just be your opinion. But when you stated that Asperger's "isn't an interesting condition," you worded it pretty strongly and knew you were going to ruffle feathers. It's like politics at the dinner table. You have shown some improvement since your initial ban, but this recent incident proves you still have more work to do. Don't take it personally, it's just, yeah. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 21:46, 10 July 2020 (UTC)
You're dancing at the wrong hoedown, you diesel-pumpin' gopher gobbler
So, I know this is one of your favorite shows, and the previous version of the article got VFDed here for being poor quality. So I did a rewrite/cleanup for the spoon, which I've imported here. Let me know your thoughts on the new article if you get a chance to read it.--Abacab (talk) 11:39, 20 September 2020 (UTC)
In the article, I liked your edit about the auditions for Rocko, as well as Ed Bighead's near-death experience. However, I changed some actor names back. Personally, I preferred Peter Gabriel voicing Rocko because he's known for turning into animals in his music videos (as well as doing the song "Animal Nation"), and Phil Collins playing his subservient, mentally-deficient dog is amusing to me. I liked Rob Reiner playing Heffer because he's a semi-iconic fatman, and like Heffer is known for his slobbish diet (he protests smoking, yet loves fast food). I also preferred Cheryl Adler playing Bev because the joke there would be that Charlie Adler's "real" wife would be playing his fictional wife on TV.
Misuse of rollback
Hi. In this edit, you rollbacked. However, an edit summary was requested. I'll admit it should have been removed, but it wasn't vandalism. Therefore, it shouldn't have been rollbacked. Thanks. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 20:12, 23 September 2020 (UTC)
- Fair point, fair point. I would've given an edit summary, but I didn't know some of that information. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 00:56, 24 September 2020 (UTC)
Merry Potato Day!
Kippy wishes you the starchiest of Potato Days, and prays Potato Pete leaves you spuds a' plenty in your hung tater sack.
About that article you huffed earlier
Howdy! Just wanted to say, I created a new filter (F-79), a variation on the "Bass fishing whilst playing poker" filter, in order to prevent such spam from reoccurring again.
Please contribute to Baked Potato
Trying to get a new featured article to end the 12 nights of potato. It is Baked Potato. Please contribute in whatever way you like (be bold, add new sections, change text, add images). Would like to get it featured as rapidly as possible. 23:09, 1 January 2021 (UTC)
Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! 15:20, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because
I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:51, 18 February 2021 (UTC)
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That VFH TV thing
well i cant directly reply to your comment. My abstain stands; if it's meant to be a TV thing, it probably belongs in a new project (UnTelevision), and is most certaintly confusing to readers who may be searching it up. Since the content is quite funny I'm not opposing but....the concept falls flat on it's face. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:45, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
Your FA vote was appreciated...
- The dates associated with your articles (the single digit and 10 dates) are causing the problems. :) Turns out all I had to do was remove the month category from the date categories and then add them back. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 18:48, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
- Wait, am I doing something wrong? -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:04, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
Thanks for your vote!
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