User talk:Coffi

WELCOME TO MY USER TALK PAGE EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

If... anyone... cares. 10 years from now, I'll probably be some kind of super admin laughing back at the times when my articles were shit and I used to have the "Oh Dear" welcome.

Please talk to me, uncyclopedia overlords, if my articles are trash. That's all.

Coffi (talk) 18:05, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Coffi, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

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About your articles

So, I'm sorry to bring you the 'oh dear' welcome because your edits don't seem to be in bad faith, but your contributions so far haven't been very contributive. I deleted your last created article because its subject matter seemed completely bizarre and random. And about your other article, the one about the helmets, I've have a suspicion it might have been AI-generated. I hope you don't mind, and hone your craft as an editor on Uncyclopedia. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:08, 11 April 2025 (UTC)

Response to this stuff

Hello! Thanks for finally reaching out to me. I wasn't sure how to use your talk page, so I didn't know how to send any messages to you or respond to anything. The Helmet Group was a project I was working on with a team of people in my discord friend group, but, again, I was extremely new, and didn't know how to properly format the article, so it did look a little wonky. Also, it was very unfinished, and I was planning to add a lot more. I think I'll update that page pretty soon to include more. Is there anything else you wanted to ask me? Coffi (talk) 15:56, 11 April 2025 (UTC)

ICU Doctoral Program

there's already an agency that handles ICU'd articles and find out if they truly DO have NRV, tho? It's called the admins.
also, I'm pretty sure the one who's in charge of fixing those articles are whoever created them. it's cool you want to help those people, but it's not like it's something that must be done. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:15, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

We just want to help people fix their articles. Yes, it’s on a volunteer basis. Is there some kind of problem with that? I don’t understand. Coffi (talk) 16:29, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

The ICU itself is supposed to help with that, which is why we don't really have a use for a "Doctoring Program" here. 19:21, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: Yeah but no one really actually pays attention to the ICU and a doctoring program would fix this. Even if it’s just me and schism, it would do a lot. Besides, the program isn’t even ready yet, maybe when it’s finished you’ll understand it’s benefits. Coffi (talk) 21:12, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

as humble as your intentions are, the problem I find with that is that both of you are still kinda noob-ish around here, and maybe your efforts aren't enough to get a newly-created article out of ICU. besides, if the article's creator forgot about that article, it might not have been that important in the first place. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:22, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: What if more join , though? If the doctoral program gets popular enough, it could be really useful. Coffi (talk) 21:36, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

I mean, it could. but you'll have to first find people that are interested in fixing random noobs' crufty articles... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:38, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

I really don't see the harm in letting them try it. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:04, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

Thanks. Coffi (talk) 01:06, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3:, @Alula:, by the way, can we move any further discussions to Talk:ICU_Doctoral_Program? Coffi (talk) 02:43, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

thanks

Bro thanks for reviewing my article, ice doctor. But how you gonna fix it? TheStraightMan (talk) 07:49, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

I'm going to add a few portions about how closely the meme affected Gen Alpha, and how they just start chanting it over and over. IN RUSSIA, ARTICLE ICUS YOU!!! Coffi (talk) 07:52, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

lol – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheStraightMan (talk • contribs)

HALP

Coffi (talk) 21:26, 3 May 2025 (UTC):

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💡 HALP Needed!
@DaniPine3: @Alula: @OPOSSUM: I'm trying to build a dynamic "Page Modification Lister" template that shows all edits, editors, and files used across subpages (e.g., UnGames:Pulverize_the_Sun/…). It's partially working, but much of it is broken or not displaying correctly.

You can find the template here. If you understand DynamicPageList3 (DPL3), advanced templating, or know of any tutorial, guide, or tool that could halp — please lend a hand or leave a note on the talk page! 🙏

If L10nM4st3r can't help you with this then i don't think anyone else can either. Your best bet is almost definitely to ask a sysadmin instead (i assume they know how this works). 21:31, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

Oh, okay, thanks for telling me. This mediawiki stuff is really uncharted territory, but I think I can figure it out. Or not. Probably not. Coffi (talk) 21:33, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

@Alula:, How exactly can I find a "sysadmin"? I'm still fairly new to the system, and obviously, I don't know everyone here. Coffi (talk) 21:37, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

There's a list of them here, but all of those are inactive. You're more likely to get help by pinging the sysadmin role in our Discord server's help channel. 21:43, 3 May 2025 (UTC)