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WELCOME TO MY USER TALK PAGE EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

If... anyone... cares. 10 years from now, I'll probably be some kind of super admin laughing back at the times when my articles were not good and I used to have the "Oh Dear" welcome.

Please talk to me, uncyclopedia overlords, if my articles are trash. That's all.

Coffeetalk 18:05, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

Can you please add a star system for articles like how the trollpasta wiki does?[edit source]

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And if an article mostly gets 5 stars, can it be a potential featured article? Also, about articles which mostly get 1 stars, will the unintentionally bad ones be deleted? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Tatersforever442 (talk • contribs)

(unserious answer)No. I'm not a mod. I can't do that.(me after making a page for only admins) Coffeetalk 03:50, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
(serious answer) @DaniPine3:, do I have your permission to do that? Coffeetalk 03:51, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
@Tatersforever442: Be careful when messaging me. Anything could put me under suspicion of being a sockmaster. ANYTHING. I don't want to do that again. Coffeetalk 03:53, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Question[edit source]

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How do you change your siganture? - Kim-Jong-Un.jpg NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) Kim-Jong-Un.jpg

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@NorthKoreaForever!!!: (I know that this is supposed to be in the same section, but this is a complex question). That's... quite a complex question. Also, I made a test signature for you, but feel free to change it to whatever you like.

  1. Go to Special:Preferences
  2. Scroll to "Signature"
  3. Put this into "New signature:"{{SUBST:NorthKoreaForever!!!/sig}}
  4. Put this code into NorthKoreaForever!!!/changecolor
{{#css:
  @keyframes northKoreaForeverColorsAnimation {
    0%, 24.99% { color: #FF0000; }     
    25%, 49.99% { color: #FFA500; }    
    50%, 74.99% { color: #FF1493; }    
    75%, 99.99% { color: #79351F; }    
    100% { color: #FF0000; }           
  }

  .nkf-animated-signature {
    animation-name: northKoreaForeverColorsAnimation;
    animation-duration: 4s;
    animation-iteration-count: infinite;
    animation-timing-function: linear;
    font-weight: bold;
  }
}}[[User:NorthKoreaForever!!!|<span class="nkf-animated-signature">NorthKoreaForever!!!</span>]]
  1. Put this code into User:NorthKoreaForever!!!/sig
[[File:Kim-Jong-Un.jpg|30px]] {{User:NorthKoreaForever!!!/changecolor}} ([[User talk:NorthKoreaForever!!!|<small> PLOT THE TAKEOVER!</small>]]) [[File:Kim-Jong-Un.jpg|30px]]
  1. Preview:
Kim-Jong-Un.jpg NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) Kim-Jong-Un.jpg


It's not as difficult as people make it out to be. Coffeetalk 12:43, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Huh thank you - Kim-Jong-Un.jpg NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 13:05, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
@NorthKoreaForever!!!: Of course! Also, you should probably move the code to your own userspace instead of using it from my userspace Coffeetalk 13:08, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Edits[edit source]

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You make many of those. Instead of hitting "save changes" to make any minor edit, you should hit "show preview" instead, sp that you can see how it will look like withput needing to make so many darn small edits, and only hit "save changes" when the edit is exactly like you want it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:55, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

I use that regularly, but there are some things that I just don't see until later. Coffeetalk 15:56, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
then you should try to spend more time in the "show preview" page analysing stuff, because your many edits clog the Special:RecentChanges page. Also, it might lead to several edit conflicts, which might annoy people. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:00, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Clog? It's supposed to automatically condense edits on the same page. Are you using a custom skin/UI for RecentChanges? Coffeetalk 16:03, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Toolbot archive[edit source]

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if you're trying to do an automatic archive; L10nM4st3r already did that with his bot C.A.T 3000... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:08, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: 898739382 hours wasted... But this is custom, I'm trying to do more with it, so don't huff yet. Please? Coffeetalk 22:10, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
also, there's no need to make older discussions hidden by a collapse box. you must be the first person to see do something like that. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:09, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Well then other people should do it too, because otherwise there's going to be so much scrolling to do. Coffeetalk 22:10, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
I can confirm it's nothing like my bot. If anything, it kind of compliments it. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:06, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

What happened?[edit source]

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I saw what happened in your apology I honestly am kind of surprised but really I am pretty sure its fine now(I hope and that wasnt really ban-worthy too)--Kim-Jong-Un.jpg NorthKoreaForever!!! (JOIN THE NORTH KOREAN ARMY) Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 03:07, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

@NorthKoreaForever!!!: Thanks. I think you might have pasted the code for your signature directly under the signature section, or, even worse, added it in manually. You should at least put the code into User:NorthKoreaForever!!!/sig and then edited the code under Special:Preferences to say
{{User:NorthKoreaForever!!!/sig}}
Don't use "subst:" this time, if you did.
Do you have a discord page or anything I can use to reach you? Coffeetalk 04:08, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
To ping me in talk pages, use
{{ping|Whoever you want to ping}}
Coffeetalk 04:09, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
@Coffi:Nah don't have Discord.-- Kim-Jong-Un.jpg NorthKoreaForever!!! (JOIN THE NORTH KOREAN ARMY) Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 04:28, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
@NorthKoreaForever!!!: Got it. At the very least, you can use this:
[[File:Kim-Jong-Un.jpg|30px]] {{User:Coffi/Under/FakeUsers/User:NorthKoreaForever!!!/changecolor}} ([[User talk:NorthKoreaForever!!!|<small>PLOT THE TAKEOVER!</small>]]) [[File:Kim-Jong-Un.jpg|30px]]
Instead of using a non-coloring signature. Coffeetalk 04:31, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
@Coffi: Thank you I only started using Mediawiki in December --Kim-Jong-Un.jpg NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 04:35, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

Really? I'm actually newer than you. I guess I just... learned quick? Coffeetalk 04:45, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: I mean I really had no clue what I was doing my first page and first edits were reverted, and I used visual editor--Kim-Jong-Un.jpg NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 04:54, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
Coffi must have some experience with programming or something. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:37, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

EVERYONE! STOP![edit source]

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@NorthKoreaForever!!!: @L10nM4st3r:, I just found this cool thing in whatever my source editor skin is. but look. Coffeetalk 20:43, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
Pretty cool, right?
Interesting... — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:44, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
cool--Kim-Jong-Un.jpg NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 02:21, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

I just did another update to my article :D[edit source]

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The site I am making an article on has a lot of servers, so I am not wanting to put them all in at once. I hope that you approve of the article. Tatersforever442 (talk) 03:34, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

@Tatersforever442: While I do enjoy the temporary ego boost you've given me, I'm still not a moderator and don't have any power to delete your articles or anything. In reality, I don't have enough power to even huff the discord leaks article. The ICU doctoral program is actually only supposed to help the creator fix any articles tagged with the icu template. It doesn't have any authority or power in the systems of Uncyclopedia. You're asking the wrong person for approval, ask @DaniPine3: or @Alula:. In double fact, I actually recently got one of my own edits reverted on this page(check the history) I was hoping you could defend and back me up in here, since you seem to be a strong supporter.Coffeetalk 03:39, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

Hello there I have a question[edit source]

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Basically since you created A story built one line at a time, I want to ask(I asked something similar in the fourm thread), do you need permsision to create one? Are there any procedures or something?Kim-Jong-Un.jpg NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 05:22, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

@NorthKoreaForever!!!: 𝔜𝔢𝔰, 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔡𝔬 𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔡 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫. 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔢𝔢, ℑ 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔐𝔬𝔰𝔱 ℌ𝔬𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔯𝔶 ℜ𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔄𝔖𝔅𝔒𝔏𝔄𝔄𝔗, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔡 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔪𝔢. Nah, I'm just joking. Anyone can. Coffeetalk 05:26, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
Hoorah! The world shall see a story built one image at a time Kim-Jong-Un.jpg NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 05:37, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
Wait NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! it already exists oh well. Kim-Jong-Un.jpg NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 05:40, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
@Coffi: So I created a new one: A story built one block at a time and I put it in the fourm but how do I put in the template?Kim-Jong-Un.jpg NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 06:17, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

Hitler leaks[edit source]

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What is it? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:59, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

@MrX: A template for DiscordLeaks(check). Coffeetalk 17:42, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
speaking of DiscordLeaks, you might want to check VFD... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:43, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
Ok I see. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:31, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

congralutions[edit source]

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you are now king of the retards. have a trophyTerminated. (talk) 18:16, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

What? Coffeetalk 18:17, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
you won a goddamn trophy. truly you deserve the title I have bestowed upon you.Terminated. (talk) 18:19, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
@ColonelKurtz: Is this a joke? Where's the trophy? Coffeetalk 18:21, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
I don't know how to make one.Lawrence.gif.gif (talk) 18:25, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
@ColonelKurtz: This is how to make your signature:
[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]])
Coffeetalk 18:34, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
ok
How about this:
King of the Retards
Presented to the one who has truly mastered the sacred arts of digital stupidity.

In recognition of your
meme magic,
unrelenting dumbassocrity, and
complete disregard for conventional internet behavior,
you are hereby declared the King of the Retards.

May your reign be long, weird, and full of broken CSS.

Template:Capitalism/modern‎[edit source]

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There's no need to create a new subpage. you can just edit the actual template. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:49, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, there's a 99% chance that someone will revert it on sight(it's only meant as a alternative option)... Too risky... Coffeetalk 04:53, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
I do prefer the gold look of the original, makes it look like what it's about (money and gold) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 08:42, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: fun fact, I'm the one who had the idea to make it look like that :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:41, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
Hello my alt! Wait NO <insert name here> WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HEAR THAT! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:59, 26 May 2025 (UTC)

I'm back![edit source]

I'm back after 100 years(2 days)! I was fighting a... different enemy. Everything is fine now, tho!!!! Expect me to add 217973 more brainrot articles in the incoming 3 minutes. Coffeetalk 18:26, 28 May 2025 (UTC)

you really have quite a patience problem if you feel the need of telling people 'you're back' after you've only been gone for like 2 days. also please don't make 2917973 articles about brainrot; it's going to be really tedious to delete all those articles. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:47, 28 May 2025 (UTC)