User talk:Coffi/Archive/Archive 1

WELCOME TO MY USER TALK PAGE EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

If... anyone... cares. 10 years from now, I'll probably be some kind of super admin laughing back at the times when my articles were not good and I used to have the "Oh Dear" welcome.

Please talk to me, uncyclopedia overlords, if my articles are trash. That's all.

talk 18:05, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Coffi, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

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About your articles

So, I'm sorry to bring you the 'oh dear' welcome because your edits don't seem to be in bad faith, but your contributions so far haven't been very contributive. I deleted your last created article because its subject matter seemed completely bizarre and random. And about your other article, the one about the helmets, I've have a suspicion it might have been AI-generated. I hope you don't mind, and hone your craft as an editor on Uncyclopedia. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:08, 11 April 2025 (UTC)

Response to this stuff

Hello! Thanks for finally reaching out to me. I wasn't sure how to use your talk page, so I didn't know how to send any messages to you or respond to anything. The Helmet Group was a project I was working on with a team of people in my discord friend group, but, again, I was extremely new, and didn't know how to properly format the article, so it did look a little wonky. Also, it was very unfinished, and I was planning to add a lot more. I think I'll update that page pretty soon to include more. Is there anything else you wanted to ask me? talk 15:56, 11 April 2025 (UTC)

ICU Doctoral Program

there's already an agency that handles ICU'd articles and find out if they truly DO have NRV, tho? It's called the admins.
also, I'm pretty sure the one who's in charge of fixing those articles are whoever created them. it's cool you want to help those people, but it's not like it's something that must be done. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:15, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

We just want to help people fix their articles. Yes, it’s on a volunteer basis. Is there some kind of problem with that? I don’t understand. talk 16:29, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

The ICU itself is supposed to help with that, which is why we don't really have a use for a "Doctoring Program" here. 19:21, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: Yeah but no one really actually pays attention to the ICU and a doctoring program would fix this. Even if it’s just me and schism, it would do a lot. Besides, the program isn’t even ready yet, maybe when it’s finished you’ll understand it’s benefits. talk 21:12, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

as humble as your intentions are, the problem I find with that is that both of you are still kinda noob-ish around here, and maybe your efforts aren't enough to get a newly-created article out of ICU. besides, if the article's creator forgot about that article, it might not have been that important in the first place. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:22, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: What if more join , though? If the doctoral program gets popular enough, it could be really useful. talk 21:36, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

I mean, it could. but you'll have to first find people that are interested in fixing random noobs' crufty articles... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:38, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

I really don't see the harm in letting them try it. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:04, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

Thanks. talk 01:06, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3:, @Alula:, by the way, can we move any further discussions to Talk:ICU_Doctoral_Program? talk 02:43, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

thanks

Bro thanks for reviewing my article, ice doctor. But how you gonna fix it? TheStraightMan (talk) 07:49, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

I'm going to add a few portions about how closely the meme affected Gen Alpha, and how they just start chanting it over and over. IN RUSSIA, ARTICLE ICUS YOU!!! talk 07:52, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

lol – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheStraightMan (talk • contribs)

HALP

talk 21:26, 3 May 2025 (UTC):

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💡 HALP Needed!
@DaniPine3: @Alula: @OPOSSUM: I'm trying to build a dynamic "Page Modification Lister" template that shows all edits, editors, and files used across subpages (e.g., UnGames:Pulverize_the_Sun/…). It's partially working, but much of it is broken or not displaying correctly.

You can find the template here. If you understand DynamicPageList3 (DPL3), advanced templating, or know of any tutorial, guide, or tool that could halp — please lend a hand or leave a note on the talk page! 🙏

If L10nM4st3r can't help you with this then i don't think anyone else can either. Your best bet is almost definitely to ask a sysadmin instead (i assume they know how this works). 21:31, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

Oh, okay, thanks for telling me. This mediawiki stuff is really uncharted territory, but I think I can figure it out. Or not. Probably not. talk 21:33, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

@Alula:, How exactly can I find a "sysadmin"? I'm still fairly new to the system, and obviously, I don't know everyone here. talk 21:37, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

There's a list of them here, but all of those are inactive. You're more likely to get help by pinging the sysadmin role in our Discord server's help channel. 21:43, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

Check UnGames talk:Pulverize the Sun/script.js

I left a message (you need to move the page into your userspace, javascript can't be in mainspace, and also currently anyone can edit it. And yes, that is a very bad thing) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 04:25, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I... uhhh... code not finished... what? talk 04:39, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

You added it to qvfd, so certainly seems like you're finished with it. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 04:43, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: talk 04:44, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

I'll copy the script to the mediawiki namespace once I get on my good device in 3 hours. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 05:01, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

You know what you could do, while you test your ungame? Add the following code to Special:MyPage/common.js:
mw.loader.load('//en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User:Coffi/Under/Code/javascrit.js&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript'); — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:51, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

TIME TO BE COOKED

BEWARE THE SKIBIDI INVASION IS COMING The EVIL Gen Alphas have been directed to attack this place by TheStraightMan because of eeeevil.

time to be coked, coffe. TheStraightMan (talk) 15:13, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Template talk:THEINVASION

@DaniPine3: Why, though? It's much harder to type it now because you gotta add the user and the template. Also, it's just like the trout.
G R R R . . . I W A N T U N C Y C L O P E D I A T O H O S T T H E S K I B I D I W A R S ! AND MY TEMPLATES WILL NEVER BE FAMOUS IF YOU KEEP DELETING THEM! I WANNA BE FAMOUS!!!
Why???? Coffi (talk) 15:19, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: it's not hard at all to use it; I just don't see why it should be in mainspace. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:31, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Use a tool which gives link autocompletion. I take this for granted, but it is a really good feature. If you want one such tool which has link autocompletion, you can use mine (wp:meta:User:L10nM4st3r/wToolCore, and it comes with a whole bunch of other stuff, half of which are to do with improving what it's like to edit pages.) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:43, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

i reredirected your Skibidi army here

BEWARE THE SKIBIDI INVASION IS COMING The EVIL Gen Alphas have been directed to attack this place by Schism because of your skibidi army eating his flib flap floober.

Keep Meemaw Alive

I'm seeing you want to expand this game, but you still haven't made any of those links blue... you know how to make an UnGame, right? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:06, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

Obviously. I've created several pages for MitK and Pulverize the Sun. talk 03:32, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

So close...

I am within inches of reaching extended confirmed. I only have 10.... more.... edits... talk 07:11, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

Just 9 more.. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:31, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

Write something funny. MrX blow me 14:27, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

Congratulations.

you are now officially an extended confirmed user. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:26, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! talk 18:27, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

bad news

check UnGames:Keep Meemaw Alive's ICU tag. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:33, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Wait NO! CRAP! talk 19:45, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: uhh... pwease extend it? talk 19:47, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

No. 20:23, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

W A I T talk 20:23, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

MY MEEMAW'S GONNA DIE IF YOU KILL IT! YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT!? talk 20:27, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

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Huh? The feck just happened? Did I misclick? talk 20:09, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

Why you talking to yourself? You need a little help there? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:00, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

Congratumulations!

You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:

• Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
• Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
• Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
• Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month

If you have any questions, slap an active admin with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:59, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

Trout

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. L10nM4st3r just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include For thinking I would give you a convenient method of trouting me, while I didn't have the MOST CONVENIENT METHOD OF TROUTING ANYBODY!!! (Which I do, that's what I used here) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 08:33, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Trout

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. L10nM4st3r just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include Messing around with {{Extended confirmed}} and leaving me to figure out what was going on (I used that template in my tool as part of the list of templates I can use)) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 08:34, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Template:ASBOWAAT/Experimental

what exactly is this for? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:31, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

AAAGH JUST LEAVE IT ALONE UNTIL ITS FINISHED talk 15:32, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

at least tell me what you're trying to do with this... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:33, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

It's supposed to be a more modern-looking version with a carousel scrolling effect, easier to navigate than the messy original. However, I'm having trouble with it because of the LOUSY STUPID MOTHERFUCKING A CLASS SECTION! talk 15:35, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

The original is messy? 15:36, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: AGGGH GOD DAMMIT IM TRYING TO FOCUS If you look at it, it looks a bit messy and unmodern. However, due to MY STUPID ASS CODING SKILLS, I CANT GET THE GODDMMAMAMA A CLASS SECTION TO WORK! talk 15:39, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: I'm guessing Coffi might be looking it in a phone or some other screen that can't fit things intended to be displayed in PC monitors. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:37, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Then don't look at it? I don't see the big problem here 15:38, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

ARE YOU SERIOUS talk 15:39, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

I find you quite aggitated, Mr./Ms. Coffi. would you mind explaining what's exactly the matter? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:42, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

also I'm pretty sure the template looking unmodern and raunchy is for comedic purposes. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:43, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

The A class doesn't exist in wikitext, in fact, most html classes don't work in wikitext. The ones which do include (not a complete list, just seeing what autocompletions I get) <span> <div> <u> <i> <ul> <ol> <li> <h1> <h2> <h6> <gallery> <small> <big> <hr> <br> <strong> <sup> <sub> <syntaxhighlight lang="javascript"> <abbr> <code> (which is used to display code stylistically, not to store and execute code) <caption> <blockquote> <math> — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:05, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

A warning

I've seen that you're using three different accounts to edit recently, particularly to cheat on ASBOLAAT. I've blocked the other two accounts of your. Please stick to using only one account in the future. 10:50, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Coffi, what was the point of this? not only did you create two sockpuppets; so far you've been acting as if they were different people from you although I can't deny I already suspected it was you because they also kept typing everything in all caps like you do. if you wanted to create an article on polandballs, just ask it yourself. no need to act as if you have multiple personality disorder. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:56, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

NO – Preceding unsigned comment added by Coffi (talk • contribs)

dude, stop messing with the talkpage. I get that being found out might stress you, but you shouldn't be alarmed that much. since you're still new around here, we're not going to block you yet. Hoewever, you should try to not mess up things so badly like you did now.
seriously, there was no need to make those accounts. what was even the point? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:43, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

I'm sorry. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Coffi (talk • contribs)

first you say it's your fault, then you change it with you didn't do anything; now you say you're sorry. can you stay in a single statement? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:46, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

I really am sorry. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Coffi (talk • contribs)

well, I hope you don't do this again.
I'm still wondering what your motives were, tho. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:54, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

hey, so, I've seen your revision history and realized that it seems like there's someone else also writing in your account... is it your sibling? are you just trolling? or do you really have some kind of multiple personality disorder? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:56, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Oh my god. I need to reset my password. Hold on. talk 13:59, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

so someone else is using your account? is that what you're implying? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:00, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

 Done Guess so. talk 14:03, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

is it someone you live with? like a sibling, or a roommate? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:04, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

I'd give a million dollars to anyone who can find out. talk 14:05, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

(the above message means that i dont know, not that i won't tell you, of course) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Coffi (talk • contribs)

so you're saying you got your account hacked? I find that a bit weird... I can't deny; I'm sorry to say this, but it feels you're hiding something. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:08, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

I've seen you're better now.

I'm glad to see you got better rather fast. I hope you don't do this kind of mess in the future. taking advantage that now you feel better; I must ask you. is there any other sockpuppet you'd like to confess of having? don't worry, I won't block you, so you can be honest. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:56, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

TECHNICALLY Schism (I created his account, but I don't operate that at all. You can also see that he edits at different times than me.) talk 14:59, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

yeah, so, for the record: you shouldn't have created that guy's account. nor should have he trusted you. none of you know each other; you're two random strangers on the internet, and you shouldn't have asked permission for something as personal as the password for his account. next time you want to help someone with that, try to do something else other than making his account for them. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:03, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Thanks for the helpful info; makes a lot of sense. Wait, password? I didn't ask him for his password; I created it along with his account. (I also created a backup email for him) talk 15:06, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

What password do you mean, exactly? There are a few options:
1. The password for his account
2. The password for his e-mail account
3. The password for his- I don't even know.
I never asked him for any passwords and never changed his account. In fact, he should change his password right now so I don't have access to it. talk 15:09, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

what I mean is that, since you've made his account, you most likely know what the password to said account is. meaning that you could perfectly sneak into his Uncyclopedia account when he's not editing (not saying that you would, just that you could). 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:16, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

@Schism: Change your password. talk 15:16, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

he already did after he told me you were the one to create his account. so there's no need to anymore. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:19, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Regarding User:Coffi/Critical depression

Don't worry, you haven't ruined your Uncyclopedic life. As long as you don't break our trust as you did before, you won't have your Uncyclopedic life ruined. So don't feel bad. Cheer up! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:27, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Yeah I've barely glanced at this but you should be fine as long as you stick to 1 account and be cool. Cheers. MrX blow me 17:38, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Testing new sig:

{{subst:User:Coffi/sig}} (talk) 18:52, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Test #2:

  Coffi(Talk)

18:56, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Test #3:

Coffi(Talk)

18:57, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

The unexpected test #4:

Coffi(Talk)

18:58, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

The return of the Test: Part 5

Coffi(Talk)

19:00, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

THE DESTROYER OF ALL TESTING(Part 7):

Coffi(Talk)

19:01, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Testing's done:

I finally have a working sig! (Talk) 19:08, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

EVEN MORE Testing

The last sig wasn't good enough. (talk) 19:15, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Cleaner source code

cmon... *please work, please work, please work!!!!* (Talk) 19:19, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Tea is still better

Those who drink exclusively tea are equal to gods to the eyes of non-tea drinking mortals! (british humour) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:40, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I GOT 1000 EDITS JUST NOW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! is there a template for weirdos like me? who have that many edits?(talk) 20:42, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

(Yet another new sig) (talk) 20:43, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Honest spelling mistake.
No, we don't have a template for that. 1K edits is nothing. I'm chilling with at least 3-4K human edits (with an additional 10K bot edits) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:47, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Oh come on! I'll surpass you quickly, though. It was only one or two days ago that I got extended confirmed(which I get at 500 edits). I'm on track to get 2x more edits than you in at least 20 days. (talk) 20:51, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Also I fixed your sig so it actually displayed as inline. There was a line break before where you put the image, which is what broke it. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:48, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

K, Thanks. (talk) 20:51, 17 May 2025 (UTC)