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Hey, we could definitely use you among our ranks![edit source]

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You have been invited to join the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! If you choose to accept, you will recieve a free pair of aviators and free donuts. Let's make Uncyclopedia even better!


All you gotta do is sign in the specified area and Bad MF will most probably add you on. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 03:54, 2 February 2025 (UTC)

New optimization update[edit source]

I have optimized the script for loading speed and file-size. The tool should load slightly faster now, and it doesn't use caching like it did before. Instead of caching a file, the script is replaced with all the code, instead of loading the code seperetly. This also allows me to trim the code down by removing a whole bunch of crap such as indentation. (It also makes it more convenient for me to post updates.) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 18:34, 2 February 2025 (UTC)

Feedback request[edit source]

I've spent some time optimizing my script today (I've managed to remove about 4 kilobytes of dead-weight), and was wondering if there's anything you'd like me to add to the tool. I have a few ideas, but I wanna get yours too. The tool is about adding convenience and reducing tedium, so if there's anything tedious or boring, and can think of a way it could be made non-tedious, now's the time to mention it. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:44, 3 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: you know, you could start by adding back the box to edit source... because for some reason it's gone now (I had to remove your tool in order to edit this) πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 16:53, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
Yea that would be a good idea, wouldn't it.. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:54, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
Ok, I've fixed it. What's your next suggestion? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:59, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
Also, any particular reason that Special:diff/6365484 the category here needed to be piped? I didn't think it did anything, but if it does, I may have to make the tool preserve the pipes. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:11, 3 February 2025 (UTC)

A grave injustice[edit source]

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I'm getting calls from all over the country, they're saying that UnTunes:Playlist--a page which was meant to be OPEN to the general public, for the everyday American, the everyday user--has been unjustly and, I might add, unfairly, protected so that only admins can edit it. The people need this page unprotected, or only lightly protected, so they can add their own songs to the list! RealDonaldTrump (talk) 19:57, 6 February 2025 (UTC)

Revdel request[edit source]

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Very old edit, some guy leaked their email. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 01:38, 10 February 2025 (UTC)

Flood help please[edit source]

K so what is flood? I tried to move Category:Musicians Without Talent, but it didn't change all the links. Also my edits don't show up on recent changes unless I turn off the "Human (not bot)" filter. Any thoughts? Thanks. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:39, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

K so what I meant to say is lol smh now I know what flood is, but could you please move "Category:Musicians Without Talent" to "Category:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally..." or maybe tell me how to do so without having to manually change all the links? Thanks. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:20, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Dealing with it. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:17, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

Ferkruga[edit source]

Yeah, I saw the article and thought it was ai-generated as well, it's not every day that you see a 30-kilobyte IP user article. So I fed the first paragraph into an AI writing detector, which said that it was very likely ai-generated. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:41, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I find it funny how the IP added at the bottom of the article "admins pls don't delete this", as if that's going to save their obviously-AI-generated stuff... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:06, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
HIPPITY HOPPITY!!! Oα’ͺᙀα’ͺα—… Olula.gif (HIPPITY HOPPITY!) 19:06, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
ah yeah, you're right, you're an Olula now... Maybe I should keep this conversation when you get out of your current state... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:20, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

Β‘Felicitaciones! UotY[edit source]

With Sophia's blessing, it is my honor to congratulate you on winning Uncyclopedian of the Year! Here is your award:


Uncyclopedian of the Year Award Uncyclopedian of the Year 2024

Be sure to wear white gloves when handling it. Thanks for all your hard work, keep it up, and again congrats!! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:15, 17 February 2025 (UTC)

@MrX: oh, thanks :]
not only do I get voted for admin, I also get voted for Uncyclopedian of the year... I'm quite flattered πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:30, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
honestly, you really did deserve it. :B Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:38, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: thx :] πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:51, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
well, at least I got to be gobshite of the year… Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:53, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
hey, that's cool, too! although I'd say you too deserve Uncyclopedian of the year, considering how you pretty managed to crwate a new in-joke in here... not everyone can pull that without it feeling forced. perhaps this 2025 we can crown you Uncyclopedian of the year... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:02, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
He's in the running no doubt. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:45, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
MOCCASINS!!! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:57, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: oh hi L10n. MOCCASINS!!! to you too. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:02, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
@oPOSSUM: WHERE'S MY NOOB OF THE MOMENT AWARD?? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:06, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
I'm sorry to say this, but you've been on this wiki for more time than I have, so how can you be considered a "noob"? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:23, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
What's knoob? I'm not knoob! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:27, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
You are not knoob, I am nube. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:30, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
I can't even put an award box on my userpage without it appearing slightly tilted — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:33, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: oh, that's a funny trick... a trick no noob would be ever able to pull!!!! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:44, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
ITS NO TRICK HELP ME ALL MY MESSAGES ARE TILTED! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:46, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: ok wtf πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:51, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: Nah, you really are a gnoube. Check this out! Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:31, 18 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: that's a cool effect I didn't even know was possible to do with wiki text... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 08:59, 18 February 2025 (UTC)
No, I am a |\|008! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:43, 18 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: okay, maybe it's time for you guys stop doing this weird stuff to the text in my talkpage... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 10:57, 18 February 2025 (UTC)
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not you too, alula! also you forgot to sign... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:36, 18 February 2025 (UTC)
It's not a message, just a thing that can... uhm... fly around your talk page. Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:59, 18 February 2025 (UTC)
@alula: fly around like a drunken mosquito, you mean... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 15:02, 18 February 2025 (UTC)
I never said it would fly well. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:09, 18 February 2025 (UTC)
@alula: I can't deny that. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 15:10, 18 February 2025 (UTC)
Hmm, you're doing some crazy shit. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:29, 18 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: ok, wtf πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 15:43, 18 February 2025 (UTC)

hold up[edit source]

every day I make some articles occasionally, and always, a few minutes or even a few seconds after, you're there an edit it to either add an ICU notice or a stub category, just anything really. do you spend your entire day just looking at new articles or are you some spy on me?--168.11.96.2 (talk) 19:29, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

and that last bit was me trying to sign or somethin

@168.11.96.2: it's not just you who I'm spying, and you can do it too - see Special:RecentChanges πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:34, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

danipine3 is the CIA/nsa/fbi/idk but for uncylopedia – Preceding unsigned comment added by 168.11.96.2 (talk β€’ contribs)

@168.11.96.2: I'm not the only one, though... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:43, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
I'm also a stalker spy. Also this is dani's job, he gets paid for this. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:21, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
I guess I'm kind of the uncyclomafia, bullying ip users and vandals when dani and alula are asleep despite not being an admin… Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:24, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: wait, I should be getting paid for this? where's my paycheck, then??? also OPOSSUM stop edit conflicting me πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:25, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
Your edit count is larger than it was yesterday, that's payment enough. Also stop editconflicting me dani. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:27, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: if I get edit conflicted, you get edit conflicted too. it's only fair. I know it should be OPOSSUM and not you, but still. at least I'm not the only one... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:28, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
Again, stop edit conflicting me. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:30, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: Lion master, you edit conflicted me a bit earlier on this page… like I care. Also, I just realized that we're playing edit conflict rock-paper-scissors. L10n beats me, I beat Dani, Dani beats L10n. Also lion you edit conflicted me AGAIN Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:32, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: it's some kind of universal balance, lol... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:33, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
O RLY.jpg Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:34, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
HAHA! I've likely edit conflicted dani now! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:36, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM:
Yarly.jpg
also @L10nM4st3r: you didn't edit conflict me because I spent several time looking for this image :] πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:37, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
Ok, but surely now I edit conflict opossum again? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:41, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: I don't see any OPOSSUMs editing in here... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:44, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
He probably rage quit. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:45, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: OPOSSUM's very likely going to come back now and reply just to prove you wrong. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:48, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
Which will get him edit conflicted. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:50, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: sure; keep dreaming, L10n... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:51, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
hi!!! I was in the shower. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:02, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
o hi OPOSSUM. let's see that now you're back, L10n can finally achieve his dream of edit conflicting you... although I doubt he will lol πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:06, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: @L10nM4st3r: I'm ready to edit conflict or be edit conflicted again. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:11, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: let the game begin, then... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:12, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
lol get edit conflicted πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:13, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: @L10nM4st3r: MEGA EDIT CONFLICT RAY 9000, ACTIVATE!!! Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:14, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

that didn't edit conflact me lol! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:16, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
Ok, are you edit conflicted now? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:17, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: nope. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:31, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
good. Actually not good. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:33, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: it is good tho πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:36, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: why you bully IP users, that's not nice--168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:10, 20 February 2025 (UTC)

I think I signed right this time

Call for feedback[edit source]

How are you liking my tools? Any feedback, and any changes you wish I made to anything? Also a few tips, you can press alt+f to enter fullscreen on the edit page menu, and alt+o to toggle the old editor ui. And control+space to trigger the autocompletion menu. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:19, 24 February 2025 (UTC)

I can't deny, they're really cool! although for some goddamn reason I can't properly write on my phone. Here's how words look when I'm not constantly deleting everythingeverything:

HiHi II'm DaniDani nicenice toto meatmeat yaya II'm SpaSpanish wherwhere areare youyou fromfrom? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:24, 25 February 2025 (UTC)

That's odd, so it just doubles what you type? Perhaps an issue with the autocompletion (yes, the autocompletion menu can do that when there's an unhandled error... Which isn't difficult to find, so I will do that when I can get on my chromebook and fix it). For now, if you would like, you can disable the editor, and only use the default one. It's described how to here. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 08:18, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
Ok, try to type something on your phone, and it should popup with an error message. Can you tell me EXACTLY (word-for-word) what the error message(s) say? There could be up to 2 different ones. (Ping me since I will be watching a yt video - the notification count shows up in the tab) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:12, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
Did you try yet? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:31, 26 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: I don’t see any error popups... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 06:57, 26 February 2025 (UTC)
Weird, I have no idea then... I'm busy rn so I can't try to figure out why it doesn't work rn. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:39, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Admin Rank[edit source]

Could you restore all the deleted files? These files were only unused due to being broken by a banned user. Norb (talk) 20:03, 9 March 2025 (UTC)

I will be voting you down[edit source]

...On your nom for whatever of the month. I don't think I’ve taken this tack before, but if no other Sheriff is in town to lay down the law and order on you, then it’s on me to judge conduct that leads to Dreddful habits and issue you some on-the-spot advice you’d do well to consider: Don’t go around on this site like Radiohead’s Karma Police tearing down what you don’t even understand, or else this is what you’ll get, when you mess with us old-guard and our content. Especially when we are basically hibernating and just minding our own content. Or did you forget yourself for a moment there? BTW - On Uncyclopedia, user creatures all decked to go Confront-psycho-DOGE-media nihilist via poking bears with reverts, aren't the same as users feautured a decade ago in Uncyclopedia biopics noting their prolific content authorship, rather than your petty dictatorship.- Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 07:36, 11 March 2025 (UTC)

@NoNamesLeft: wtf are you talking about? all I do here is revert/delete vandalism and edit some articles so that they look better; the hell you mean with "petty dictatorship"? what exactly did I do? I'm genuinely curious. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 09:17, 11 March 2025 (UTC)
Yeah, @NoNamesLeft: I'm also curious. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 11:08, 11 March 2025 (UTC)
hey @MrX: do you know who this guy is? when I first saw that he edited my userpage instead of my talkpage, I though this user had registered only a short time ago; but then I checked on their userpage and realized that they've been around here already for quite some time -way more than I have. also, a weird thing is that, according to their userpage, Declaration of Gin-Dependence is a featured article of their own; but guess what- Declaration of Gin-Dependence is not a featured article. also, I remember that article had during a short time the "best of 2013" template, but I checked and no article called "Declaration of Gin-Dependence" ever became best of 2013, so I removed that tepmlate. it's really weird, if you ask me. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 11:13, 11 March 2025 (UTC)
No, I'm also unfamiliar with this guy, and yes that is weird, good catch. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 11:16, 11 March 2025 (UTC)

DanPin[edit source]

Do you know User:DanPin? (I apologise if this has already been asked.) A portuguese uncyclopedian who has most of your name (so from your corner of the world) who was active for a very short time in 2014? – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

Timestamp so section can get archived later — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:00, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

Confucius[edit source]

Thanks for the edits. As you likely know, we are very cautious of editing featured articles, especially anything beyond the most basic of corrections or spelling mistakes, especially if it changes the tone. In this article, I was going for broken English, so we really need all those grammar mistakes. Thanks though for the thought. ShabiDOO 12:29, 12 March 2025 (UTC)

@Shabidoo: if I removed any intentional broken English, I just want to say that such was not my intention; all I wanted to do was revert Brogo's weird edits (such as adding a Wikipedia template to an article that doesn't have a Wikipedia equivalent). If I accidentally touched the article more than I should have, I'm sorry. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:38, 12 March 2025 (UTC)
Ahhh I see, I think i misunderstood the edit history and jumped to conclusion. Ignore my comment then :) sorry ShabiDOO 21:58, 13 March 2025 (UTC)

Giving users permissions[edit source]

ΒΏQuΓ© tal? To change someone to a confirmed user (same as autoconfirmed) or extended confirmed or other permissions, there is a button (for admins) on the left side of the page under Tools that says "Change user groups". It shows up when you're on a user page or user talk page (and maybe when you're looking at someone's contributions). Also, if someone is having trouble with the abuse filter, it's usually best to give them confirmed rather than go straight to extended confirmed. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:18, 15 March 2025 (UTC)

@MrX: ah, thanks. for some reason I though I wasn't able to do that kind of thing yet considering I'm still new-ish at being an admin. also, I had forgotten that "confirmed" and "extended confirmed" were two different things. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:21, 15 March 2025 (UTC)
De nada, and you’re definitely able to do that. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:54, 15 March 2025 (UTC)

You've been Invited to Moccasinia's University[edit source]

Imagine flying cows, chickens, and llamas. You are now invited to join our University

If a yes, Please sign your name in the Students area of University of Moccasinia/Admissions, you will also receive assignments.

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Gabri growl sniff 19:27, 15 March 2025 (UTC)

Vandalism report[edit source]

--GoodSirGuy12 (talk) 15:07, 16 March 2025 (UTC)Humble apologies for the edits I created earlier. Good day.

@GoodSirGuy12: oh, it's okay. this has to be the first time I see a vandal apologizing for their vandalism. If you want to fool around, you should check the sandbox. also, the signature should come after the message, not before it. that said, welcome to Uncyclopedia! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 15:12, 16 March 2025 (UTC)

Category:Kim Kardashian[edit source]

The reason why I created that category was because there were at least three UnNews articles on her. Norb (talk) 12:55, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

@Norb: I find three UnNews to be kinda few to make a category. there isn't even a proper article on her; just a redirect, which is why I don't know if said category should be done. maybe if you find more articles about here I'll change my mind. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:58, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

Finno-Korean Hyperwar page[edit source]

No, seriously. There's a whole lot of actual lore to the whole finno-korean hyperwar page, and shabidoo doesn't seem to understand this. The whole finno-korean hyperwar thing did not start on Uncyclopedia. This YouTube video titled "Finno-Korean Hyper War" is from 2017, 6 years before the Uncyclopedia article was created: [1] Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:08, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I wonder where this whole "Finno-Korean Hyperwar" started from... also, maybe you should talk to Shabidoo before undoing their edits; considering they're an admin themselves. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:39, 18 March 2025 (UTC)
By the way, I must ruin your life by saying: File:Y's pinnacle.png was an image of the main page with the UnNews column replaced with Goatse. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:15, 18 March 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: I assumed that was Goatse. Well, guess now I can officially say that I saw 20% of Hello.jpg. At least I didn't look it fully... nor for too much time. That would have probably made me puke. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:19, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

Uncyclone's unblock request[edit source]

Turns out User:Uncyclone left an unblock request on their talk page. It's probably best to decline this. They also cite Wikipedia policy, which seems... familiar. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:17, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@Willy on wheels: yea, I already saw that. after all the crap they've done, I don't know how they think they can get unblocked. the worst is that for some reason that user has lately tried to get back as an IP to put the "retired" tag on their userpage - which is not only a complete lie (the guy ain't retired, they got banned), but pretty much block evasion, so I extended their block from 3 to 6 months - as well as protect their page so that they stopped fooling around. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 15:20, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Can I make a fake userpage for Mr. Glargh the seal?[edit source]

I mean, technically I already did, but I've seen a lot of userpages made for users that don't exist. Should we huff User:Mr. Glargh or can I keep it? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:03, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Never mind, I moved it to my userspace. It's now User:OPOSSUM/Mr. Glargh. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:05, 19 March 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: I've seen you've moved it. perhaps it's for the better. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:07, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

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Alright, my attempts at encryption were pretty shoddy, but how the fuck did you get the password so quickly? That was the strongest leak in the otherwise really weak chain… Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:19, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I told you, I'm watching you. All I needed was to see the comment that you left ok Theultimategergdown's talkpage. The rest was easy peasy. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:25, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
fuck. I did not think that shit through. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:27, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: you really didn't :3c
now that I know your secret, I can join in too... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:30, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
wouldn't that be a good thing though? what was the point of all of this????/ gergdown, eh (talk) 01:46, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
@Theultimategergdown: I was asking myself that exact question. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:51, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

Hello[edit source]

You seemed mildly interested in this mc server I play on. Something interesting happened today. I created a vault to hide the dragon egg (minecraft's rarest item), and somebody tried to break into the vault. You wanna know how long it took them to break in? Consider the fact this is a modded server, and one of the mods has a bug where if you die in a few certain ways, you get keep inventory. And you got pickaxes and armours which give fire resistance and immunity to mining fatigue (makes mining slower). They took 10 minecraft days trying to get into my vault. That is the equivalent of 5 real world hours. If it weren't for the mods, it would have taken them at least 10 real days, with the progress they were making. I'll eventually get a video sent on discord with the highlights, it was way too funny, and many close calls (they were literally 3 blocks away from the vault treasure room, and one of the people breaking in gave up.) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:30, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: lol. lmao, even. I'll check the Discord when you upload the video.
btw, now that you're here, I wanted to ask you a favor. Something that's been bugging me all this time is that for some reason there are individual country templates for each country and then a template with all the countries in the world. That's a bit redundant, if you ask me. That's why I was going to edit it in order so that only one template is needed, but for that, I'd need to remove Template:World Countries from all the articles, and it's trancluded in a lot of pages. Which is why I wanted to ask you, would you mind to use your handy template remover for that? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:42, 22 March 2025 (UTC)
Yea, I got (more than) some free time tomorrow, so I'll see what I can do. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:45, 22 March 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: k. thanks :] πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:47, 22 March 2025 (UTC)
Why is it redundant? A template for all the world countries doesn't seem like a big problem to me. Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:18, 23 March 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: yea, but normally it's paired with the only-continent template. that's what makes it redundant. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:23, 23 March 2025 (UTC)
Ok, i see what you mean now. But i don't think it's that important. Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:48, 23 March 2025 (UTC)
Why not remove the only-continent templates from the pages then? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:50, 23 March 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: that won't stop me from keeping with my plan of merging the country templates into one... as a matter of fact, I'm halfway there. All I need now is L10n's template remover, and my plan will be fulfilled...
@L10nM4st3r: you'll see why when I'm done. see how Template:World Countries is now and it might give you a clue. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:52, 23 March 2025 (UTC)
Ok, just to make sure I get this right the first time. I am to remove the {{World Countries}} template from all pages. As in, streight up remove them, not replace them with something else? Edit: Ahh Now I see what you did, ok I get it now. Lemme just add a new feature which allows me to skip the phase of removing templates from template pages. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:13, 23 March 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: k. thanks :] πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:30, 23 March 2025 (UTC)
Special:diff/6388026 It's reasons like this that documentation exists. It is also reasons like this that spahgetti code is a very common occurance in code which is undocumented. (Look at the line which says "pageExclusion"). I'm gonna go afk while I wait for somebody who can give me flood does that. I don't really want to flood rc AGAIN. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:52, 23 March 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: alula hasn't arrived yet? I wish I could do it myself, but sadly it seems I can't... that has to be something only bureucrats are able to do. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:00, 23 March 2025 (UTC)
Yea, I think it mentions that on the user roles page list or something. I forget exactly where, it could be a special page though. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:08, 23 March 2025 (UTC)
Ohh, MrX did it, thank you @MrX:.
The page I was talking about with the list of user roles is Special:ListGroupRights. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:09, 23 March 2025 (UTC)

Fo sho. Let me know if/when you need it removed. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:12, 23 March 2025 (UTC)

oh hi MrX. what L10n's going to do is something I asked him so I should thank you as well for giving him flood. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:13, 23 March 2025 (UTC)
De nada. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:16, 23 March 2025 (UTC)
There's still a few more pages which are having the template removed, even though it isn't redundant. There isn't really a way to check if it is redundant without slowing down the script a lot. So you may want to go in and check that out. I noticed this when I looked at the Mediocre Britain page. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:24, 23 March 2025 (UTC)

Delaware[edit source]

I prolonged UnNews:Delaware Proven to not exist

I noticed you always disable my tools after you use them. You know you can disable the sidebar and editor if you don't like them?[edit source]

I accidently wrote my entire message in the subject, so I have nothing to say here. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 02:16, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

Also be careful with the mass rollback tool, you have to be on the contributions page of the person you want to revert. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 02:24, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

Under construction (!)[edit source]

? --Brogo13 (talk) 12:07, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

@Brogo13: that article definitely was too short to get it out of ICU; in fact, it still is at the moment. I don't really get why you're so eager to edit this when there are like a million articles in Uncyclopedia.... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:20, 27 March 2025 (UTC)
You seem to have clicked my question mark and are addressing only the first two sentences.
(I would have linked to the word hint had it been ===Hint=== vice Hint. Dis sayin'!) --Brogo13 (talk) 14:06, 27 March 2025 (UTC)
Brogo, we all do enjoy puzzles and similar things, but if you want people to address all of your questions/concerns, you should try communicating in a more direct, straightforward manner. Just sayin' ... again ... MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 14:34, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

Recent huff[edit source]

I'm not sure huffing the article "UnNews:UK Government Passes Controversial Emergency Law Targeting Incels" was the best move. Probably would've been better to simply ICU it or construction tag it and welcome the IP editor. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:01, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

@MrX: eh, the article looked "suspicious" to me. its style and formatting reminded me of an IP user who was constantly writing weird UnNews, and it seemed to me that it was the same guy. plus, I just didn't find it that funny. the article could still be un-deleted the article if you think it has potential. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:08, 28 March 2025 (UTC)
Perhaps. To me, it just looked like an attempt to write something funny, but perhaps it was someone disruptive or something. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:51, 28 March 2025 (UTC)
@MrX: idk, I just found it a bit tad "ranty", but maybe that was just my impression. I also didn't find it really funny. maybe it could have been improved, but I doubt that IP would have been the one to do so. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:58, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

small request of sorts[edit source]

so while i was spending my time telling panther to fuck off i noticed that the unblock templates have a weird string that all say "|f=left|ts=|tt=0|m=28px|b=0|s=11px|styles=|OmBox|inherit|OmBox}}}}}" on them. i tried figuring out what it was, but i couldn't find the problem (and don't have the time to continue looking for it). i was wondering if you would want to try finding it instead (assuming you somehow have the time for this) and possibly even fix it. if you do, then thanks in advance Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:05, 30 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: okay, I'll try to find out what it is :] πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:07, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
We really should find all the templates which got broken. My template remover was very buggy until a couple of runs ago, so I wouldn't be surprised if a buggy version of the template remover broke a whole bunch of templates. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:16, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: it's a shame seeing how the cure still left a mark... although I lowkey enjoy seeing the Dark One's templates being broken like that. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:22, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
Sometimes the only cure to side-effects, are testing the cure to descover the side-effects, and fixing those side-effects. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:23, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
The issues should be caused around this time: [2]. Scroll down until you see edits with me using the template remover, removing the templates "i" and "img". — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:29, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
YOU! You did it! [3]!! It was fine before this change! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:50, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: OH CRAP!!! I was just trying to get rid of that template... I wasn't expecting it would fumble so much... :,[ πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:51, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
Ill fix it, you don't touch another thing. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:52, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: don't worry, I won't touch any- hey, what does this big red button do?
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πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:55, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
Ok, I removed it properly. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:56, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
I can't beleave you gaslighted me into thinking I reuined the wiki... — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:01, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: I didn't make you believe anything, you're the one who said it could've been your own tool's fault. you're the one who gaslighted yourself. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:03, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
LIES! You were the one who told ME it was my tool's fault! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:07, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: @L10nM4st3r: speaking of this, is there any possibility that this template remover may have contributed to the large amount of recent 502 errors on this website? Because it seems like they started to occur when lion master started to run the template remover, and when he went for a while without running the template remover, it feels like the 502 errors became less common. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:08, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
I've never seen these, so it's possible it's a coincidence, but even if it wasn't, my template remover would add quite a bit of server strain while I'm running it (especially becasue of all the caching the website has to do when I make changes to templates), but after everything has cooled off, the website should go back to normal, better even (because it's not using the shitty templates). — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:11, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: eh, I wouldn't say there's enough evidence that it's the template remover's fault. it's true I've been finding out more errors lately (although they're not 502, they're like, a different numbers), but I've yet to see the connection to the template remover. I'd say they started to appear way after L10n started running it. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:12, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
I havn't ran the template remover in a while, other than tht one time. Although If I may test something which may have an effect... (I have a script which updates my notifications every few seconds, if I disable it for a few weeks...) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:14, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
ok, but, I've been getting errors since early January (precisely the same time as when Lion master was first given flood.) Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:16, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: I don't remember there being errors back in January. maybe we should talk this with a psyop that understands these things before drawing any conclusions. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:19, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
Yea, I'd also like to know, I think I did get the error a few times now I think about it, but not on my chromebook. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:22, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: but you also said that you never got any 502 errors, just other errors. The majority of my errors were 502s. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:30, 31 March 2025 (UTC)

And, just to make sure, I'm not trying to jump to any conclusions here, i'm just speculating about where all these errors would come from. It very well could have been a coincidence. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:32, 31 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: then in that case it must be that what's causing my errors isn't the same thing that's causing your errors. ergo, it's not the wiki's fault, but our own computers'. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:33, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
TheRealDonaldTrump said on discord that the error 429: too many requests, is based on ip rate limiting. Another guy had this when trying to open recent changes or the history of a page. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:34, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: yea that's the one I'm getting. what is 'ip rate limiting' exactly, tho? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:35, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: but i'm not the only one getting these 502 errors. Squaw Dee and Gergdown got a bunch of them two… remember this forum thread? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:39, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
Ip rate limiting is when an ip (not a logged out user, but an ip adress, such as the one from your house) sends too many requests to a server, that the server turns down the request.
Opossum, are you in the same building/network as them? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:41, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: I'm pretty sure that when I said on that forum I was getting 502 errors I was actually meaning the 429 ones. that said, I don't know how they've been getting 502 errors as well, considering so far all the errors I've gotten are 429, not 502.
also thanks for explaining L10nM4st3r although you should try to stop edit conflicting me that much πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:43, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
ALL THE EDIT CONFLICTS!! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:46, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: ha you didn't edit conflict me this time >:3 πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:52, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
...and now I'm going to edit conflict YOU!!! hahaha!!!! >:3 >:3 >:3 πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:52, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
Nice try. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:54, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
I should go to bed it's 2AM where I am. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:55, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: that's funny, it's 3AM where I am. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:04, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
Ah cool! Ok bedtime fr this time. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratchedΒ¬
{{pin|L10nM4st3r}} good night, L10n. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:11, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
That's not a template. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 08:58, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: >:[ πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 09:36, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
That's better. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 11:32, 31 March 2025 (UTC)

i didn't bother reading the entire thing, and i don't know if this was answered yet, but the error 502 thing was apparently from AI crawlers (not my words, this is what a sysadmin wrote in the discord) sending too many requests. the 429 errors are the IP rate limit put in place to prevent that from happening Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:31, 31 March 2025 (UTC)

Ahh, what's an AI crawler? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 11:32, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
not really a specific thing, it's just what you call it when an AI generator goes through websites to pull stuff from. with how many AI generators there are, this will almost definitely cause a lot of traffic towards the websites they pull things from, slowing them down and causing errors Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:37, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
@alula: well, yet another reason to despise AI. isn't there any way to block AI crawlers from Uncyclopedia? I don't even know what they want from this wiki honestly. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 11:42, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
AI would want our factual content. Of which we are the most factual wiki out there. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 11:46, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
that's what the rate limit is for. this isn't a problem anymore, but it comes at the expense of IP editors getting an error when they're trying to view special pages Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:47, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
Good. I also had an idea for a tool, which means I will never be edit conflicted again! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 11:49, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
@alula: ah, so only IP editors get it? well, now I understand why it only appears when I'm not logged in... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 11:50, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
Interestingly, I've also got these errors when logged out. Norb (talk) 12:44, 31 March 2025 (UTC)

User:Zana Dark/Mona Lisa Animated[edit source]

Could you delete the images in here as well? Norb (talk) 12:41, 31 March 2025 (UTC)

@Norb: I already deleted them when I deleted the page. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:45, 31 March 2025 (UTC)
Ah, thanks. Norb (talk) 12:47, 31 March 2025 (UTC)

You already asked me a question[edit source]

You asked if you could ask a question. My answer, you already did.

P.S when you posted the message I had already basically pressed the button to turn my device off... So whatever your question was, you'll need to ask it here. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:06, 3 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: well, that's a shame, because my question was going to be if you'd think it'd be a good idea to have you in my friends list on Discord... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:13, 3 April 2025 (UTC)
Honestly, wouldn't be a bad one. Feel free to add me, I'll add you back when I get on tomorrow. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:14, 3 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: kay πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:17, 3 April 2025 (UTC)
I went to the toilet, and when I came back, I saw a black dot flying in my vision. I turn on the lights and look at the ceiling, and there are 4 moths. I killed 3 of them. That's a total of 10 moth kills with 2 escapees today. Now I know their breeding times. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:00, 3 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: you've killed 10 months??? you're a monster!!!!! you should be in moth jail for your moth genocide! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:03, 3 April 2025 (UTC)
Hey, better moths than trees. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:18, 3 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: that's fair. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:31, 3 April 2025 (UTC)

Any reason you reverted my bot edits?[edit source]

You immedietly reverted yourself afterwards, so was it an accident or was there a reason? If there's a reason I want to know now before I start the bot again. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 13:40, 7 April 2025 (UTC)

Also I should probably make it prioritise whatever page has the most links to it, rather than whatever Special:ListDuplicatedFiles says... — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 13:42, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: I thought it was an error from your bot; as it was in a VFD archive, I thought the file was being nominated for deletion and you replaced the link. Then I realized it wasn't a link to the image, but a transclusion of it. If what I said makes sense. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 13:43, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
Ahh, ok. It will also fix links currently, but I can remove that. Now I'm thinking about it, it might be better to do so... — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 13:44, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
Also, if my bot starts making problematic edits, you can stop it by going to User:L10nM4st3r/console and typing "stop". The bot will pause whatever it is doing (it may take a couple of seconds). If you go through the edits and decide it's behaving normally, you can then restart it by typing "resume". (The full list of commands you can use are at User:L10nM4st3r/Bot.) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 13:51, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: I've seen that other bots on this Uncyclopedia have a button which if you click on it it automatically stops, without needing to type in anything. Maybe you should try to do that for your bot too. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 13:54, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
Think it just sends you to an edit page where you edit its talkpage. When the bot is a bit more complete and I make a dedicated account for it, then I will add an emergancy stop button. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 13:56, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: what name will you give to your bot account? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:00, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
Something very imaginitive. Something like L10nB0t. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 14:03, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: eh... idk, could be more creative. lions are felines, are felins are cats; so, catbot? kittybot? CAT9000? c4tB0t? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:09, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
Search for users with the User:Cat* prefix, there are quite a few cats here.... Although I do like CAT9000. (also I was being sarcastic about being imaginitive) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 14:12, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
AHA! C.A.T.9000! C.A.T is an acronym for Conveniently Automated Tasks. And 9000 because it's better than you (with your tiny number 3) ;p — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 14:16, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: I imagined that the 'imaginative' part was sarcasm. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:20, 7 April 2025 (UTC)

Just finished watching gravity falls[edit source]

Will say that ending was fire. Literally. Mind/brain/memoryfuck-class fire. ;p (trying to not spoil it for talk page stalkers, seriously, go watch it). What are the chances you named yourself after the main characters? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:36, 8 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: it was about time you watched that show... it's considered one of the best 2010s cartoons for a reason. btw I did not name my account after the Pines Twins, although it is cool to have a similar surname to thirs. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:00, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
I do not believe you. You are both a LAZI BUM and a LIAR, pinetree!! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:04, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: say that again?
Bill Cipher.png
(btw,I swear I'm not lying. my surname is Pino.) πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:10, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME!?? I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS, IT'S EYE-STEALING DINO-MOUTH-HANDS! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:15, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
oh crap! what have I done? I shouldn't have exposed L10nM4st3r to Gravity Falls! now Bill's messing with his head!!!! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:21, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
He also hates pepper spray, but it doesn't last as long until he's back. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:26, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: wait, who hates pepper spray? you, Bill, or me? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:28, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
(one of the latter episodes, mabel sprays bill's eye with some kind of spray, I assume it's pepper spray. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:31, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: oh. I didn't remember it was so easy to hurt Bill. btw, do you believe in the theory that Bill isn't actually dead and he may eventually come back? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:38, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
There was a theory on that? Well now I've heared it exists, it could be true. Ngl he is definetly a less annoying villain than gidian was (though he changed to good so it might not count anymore?) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:43, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
counterpoint: Gideon still has an annoying voice. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:58, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
Oh, right. Right. *grabs magic ducktape of "mouth fusing" and uses it to remove Gideon's mouth completely (like how you might have seen in the most recent doctor strange movie)* — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:53, 10 April 2025 (UTC)
you mean Multiverse of Madness? that isn't exactly "recent"... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 10:36, 10 April 2025 (UTC)
Well, it is the most recent. The most recent time aT-Rex was many millions of years ago. That's the sense of recent I mean. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 18:43, 10 April 2025 (UTC)
Oh, and I have new-respect for 6-handed people. Now I shit on 7-handed "people"!! (don't reference another tv show (or do and give me something else to watch), just hate on ai) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:07, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
you edit conflicted me >:[ also, sadly I'm not aware of any fictional character known to have 7 fingers. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:10, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

Whale[edit source]

Jimbo Whales - whale.png

MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: OPOSSUM wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: helping the story-eater return.

vfh stuff[edit source]

you cant nominate the main page? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:00, 14 April 2025 (UTC)

It's already been done before... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 13:09, 14 April 2025 (UTC)
woah. that's a lot of nominations. and a lot of fails. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:42, 14 April 2025 (UTC)

Trout[edit source]

Rainbow trout transparent.png

Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. OPOSSUM just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include blocking people from editing a stupid logo and shit. It's not Twitter anymore. It's not even X now. Once I get ahold of it, it will be called shitter.
I was going to make it randomly display one of the three logos Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:25, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: placing the old logo instead of the new one is a joke. also I don’t think that template could handle the chhise abd option tag. also also an olula doesn't count as a logo. what if you spread the olula disease with that? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:28, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
trust me, I could make it work. But maybe we replace the Olula with… uhh… an alula or something? Or maybe a moccasin. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:29, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: maybe it should have nothing to do with Uncyclopedia in-jokes. here's an idea: old Twitter logo with Xs (modern logo) in the eyes, as if the bird was dead. either that, or something related with the word 'shit'. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:34, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
it's a shame that I only have ms paint to draw shit in... Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:36, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: that's probably the best program to draw shit in there is, honestly. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:38, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
Is this a truce? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:45, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: that looks cool, so why not πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:47, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

Mr. Glargh has eaten the trout[edit source]

MR. GLARGH HEHHG TKTKTKTK!

He gobbled it up faster than I've ever seen him eat a fish. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:59, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

Lets have a talk about Yoshi....[edit source]

Ok, there has been a crisis: called the Great Yoshi Crisis of 25' That has been taking a toll on many Uncyclopedia pages.

I know you are very concerned about this nonsense, but just know, I have the sudden urge all the time to make a Yoshi reference.

Also, we have a Yoshi page on this Website, so i have a deal to make:

Maybe we add all the lore your reverted from my articles i made, and we dump it into the Yoshi Page, Simple Solution.

Another Thing we could do is make an official Yoshi day, just to ease the tensions, and possibly end the Crisis.

if you have any other deals we could make, feel free to let me know.

From, IkaikaoftheUndertow1

16:59, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

Wow, I see that you have visited Vandalism/example on wheels![edit source]

I thought you said you would never, ever visit that page! Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:57, 19 April 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: as a matter of fact, I had already visited that page before. which is why I knew it was a chaotic mess of epilectic lights. however I thought that maybe adding that disclaimer was the best decision, as a way to avoid other people getting seizure attacks. even if it meant breaking my bow to not visit it. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:48, 19 April 2025 (UTC)

Changed my mind[edit source]

I changed my mind and would love to continue editing under this username. I promise not to spam. DeletedUser0015 (talk) 22:57, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

Template:Saved[edit source]

@DaniPine3: The {{Saved}} template is for an article that was going to be deleted, but was moved to a different format to avoid deletion. The {{Oldvfd}} is an article that was nominated for deletion, but was voted to stay. With that being said, can I get your permission to change it back?

Coffi (talk) 20:39, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: I personally find that template kinda useless, as the articles that are moved into userspace are supposed to be moved back to mainspace when they are expanded, and there's no reason to let readers know that article was once moved into userspace (not to mention that it can be easily seen in the revision history) πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:27, 25 April 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: It's just a badge for the article, and what's the harm for it existing if there are templates for fish strikes? Coffi (talk) 21:31, 25 April 2025 (UTC)
Change what back? I'm trying to find what change occurred. Also, what articles were going to be deleted but then moved to a different format? I mean there's a lot of articles that make "changes to avoid deletion". Countless articles start out with ICU/WIP/construction tags. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:07, 25 April 2025 (UTC)
@MrX: I converted their "Saved" template into a redirect to a different template, "Oldvfd". I think "Saved" is an unnecessary template, as there is no real need to explain that a certain page was moved into userspace to save it from full deletion (as that can be easily seen in the revision history). Don't you agree, MrX? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:13, 25 April 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: It's useful because if it's moved back it can be shown as an award to show that it went past even the ICU. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Coffi (talk β€’ contribs)
K now I see that change. I was confused because Coffi's edit to it showed current. Um, Coffi I appreciate your creativity, please do feel free to create templates, but don't you see that almost any article would technically be eligible for this template? I'm not even sure it should be a redirect to Oldvfd. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:01, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

Hey...[edit source]

Can you memory hole this edit please? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:22, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: no problem. I'm guessing today you're not having a great day, hence the sudden outburst. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:32, 30 April 2025 (UTC)
Thank you so much. Even I regret making edits sometimes. In fact, I regret a lot of my edits. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:37, 30 April 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: it's okay, it happens to the best of us. you should try to think more before you type, tho, if you want to feel less regret about what you write... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:43, 30 April 2025 (UTC)
How would you know if it happens to the best of us or not? After all, the very best of us certainly do not have Uncyclopedia accounts. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:45, 30 April 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: it's a figure of speech. also, I'll have to admit you're right on that point. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:00, 30 April 2025 (UTC)
I was half joking. I know it's a figure of speech. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:06, 30 April 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: "half-joking"
self-deprecating much, heh? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:08, 30 April 2025 (UTC)
Half joke? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M THE BEST PERSON EVER!! If you are the best person, you never have to say you are — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:26, 30 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: you swore that tomorrow you will enact a malicious plan on me when you become an admin, so I highly doubt that statement is true. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:29, 30 April 2025 (UTC)
Irony is a thingI AM THE BESTTEST HUMAN EVERRR! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:31, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

Oh noes, you were blocked![edit source]

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 3 Months for blocking me when you first became an admin. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop blocking me when you first became an admin. Thaaanks! -- — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 04:54, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
nooooo πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 09:02, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
Yeeeeeeeeeessssss! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:47, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

How'd you like your blocks?[edit source]

Stage 1 of my plan muahahahaha! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 11:45, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: they weren't that bad- wait, stage 1? there's more?????? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:07, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
Hehehe! Stage 2 was already completed. And stage 3 will come. One day. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:17, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: already...? what.... what did you do....? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:21, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
Something — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 13:08, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

O I I A I I[edit source]

@DaniPine3: You didn't even give me a chance to save the thing to my userpage before wiping it off the face of the earth. Also, why didn't you just wait for the ICU to expire before deleting it to give us a chance to fix it? You could've informed us that you were planning to huff it at least.

A crying person.
My honest reaction

Did you even read it??

I will inform TheStraightMan about your actions. This will not be tolerated, the COFFI UNCYCLOPEDIAC EMPIRE SHALL DESTROY THE MODS AND RISE!!!

Coffi (talk) 19:58, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: it barely made any sense. I'm usually not that harsh when it comes to deleting articles, but that one was too nonsensical to be spared. I couldn't even comprehend what the article was supposed to be about. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:01, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
Well, the mod has the final word, as usual. Hopefully, TheStraightMan actually learns how to have good humor. Coffi (talk) 20:14, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
@Coffi: not to be harsh, but I think you too could learn a thing or two from How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid if you want to save ICU'd articles. (although, tbh, that article was beyond saving considering even the core concept didn't make any sense.) πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:17, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
I second that, that page didn't make any sense. You can't laugh at the subject, if you don't even understand/know what the subject is supposed to be. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:32, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: @DaniPine3: BUT EVERYONE GETS THE O I I A I I MEME!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheStraightMan (talk β€’ contribs)
I certainly didn't. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:15, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: why didn't you huff it, then? it's not like you don't have the power to... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:34, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
The thought occurred to me, but I didn't want to just huff it without saying anything. It was an editor's first page, and they obviously didn't make it as vandalism (even if it wasn't as funny as they thought it was). Also the whole admin thing is new to me, I don't want to seem like I'm abusing it or anything.. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:37, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: well, it's good to know that you're not trying to abuse your powe- aaaaaand you blocked me again. hoo-ray. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:40, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
No reason why, just cuz. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:41, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: I reeeaaaaaally hope this doens't become an usual occurrence... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:43, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
Idk, the ban button is so tempting. It draws me towards it. I must obay. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:48, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: it seems that button is having power over you. you should be the one in power! you should ban that ban button! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:55, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
It only seems to have power over me when I'm on your userpage though.. So you must be involved somehow. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:08, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: that's what the button wants you to believe! don't you get it? it's tricking you to have you wrapped around its finger! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:15, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
Wait, the ban button has a finger? Eww! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:23, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: it's a figure of spe- I mean, yea, it does. and the more you push it, the longer that finger gets. don't let that button take over you! don't let its disgusting finger grow around you! show that button who's the real boss, L10n! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:25, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
EWW BAN BUTTON FINGERS! And they're sweaty! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:46, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: that's right. whenever you push that ban button, you're also pushing those sweaty fingers with all your might. so remember, if you don't want to feel the ban button's meaty fingers, you better stop banning me. capische? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:47, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
Maybe. Anyway I'm done banning you for the day. I'll give you a short break. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:50, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: thanks... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:09, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
Well, it's a new day where I live. A new day, a new set of blocks. (Jk, I think you've had enough blocks for a week) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:13, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: funny you mention that; where I live it's already been the next day since last hour. also, thanks for giving me a break. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:14, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula:[edit source]

k, I'm going to sleep... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:51, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

New talk page archiving tool[edit source]

Do you wanna opt in to this? All you gotta do is add User:C.A.T 3000/archive to your talkpage. It basically archives discussions in your talkpage automatically, and is very configurable. You can see an example at the top of my talkpage, or on the top of Forum:Last person to edit wins — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:56, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: that sounds cool. I may sign up for that. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 09:59, 3 May 2025 (UTC)
Also, based on how your archive box looks, looks like you want a year-by-year page archive. If you want that, you can replace %(counter) with %(currentyear). (If you're worried that the archive page will get too large, you can also mix it with %(counter) as well. If you do that though, you'll need to remove the counter parameter or it may behave weirdly when a new year rolls around) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:25, 3 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: although I do want a year-by-year page, I've also started it by using the "archive(number)" title, which is why I used the counter tag (because I'm guessing that's what the counter thing is for, right?) πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 10:34, 3 May 2025 (UTC)
Yes, %(counter) is replaced with a number.
How it works, is it starts at the counter parameter you input, then it checks that page to see if it exists. If it doesn't, it creates it. If it does exist, it increments the counter and checks the next page. If that page exists, it keeps going. Then once it finds a page which doesn't exist, it will check the previous page. If that page is smaller than the "maxArchiveSize" parameter, it will archive the messages to that page. Otherwise, it will create the new page.
And yes, this means if you input a negative number, it will function normally. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:40, 3 May 2025 (UTC)
Although, you could rename the existing archive page to Archive2023 (or Archive2023-1 if you want to use the counter anyway), and then move to that format with the other archives. Up to you though. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:41, 3 May 2025 (UTC)
Huh, weird, it didn't archive the ones from febuary. I would have considered those more than 8 weeks old.. Idk if the bot is being "super duper accurate by the millisecond" (which it kinda is), or if that's a bug. Only time will tell. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 11:40, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

Ketchikan is not your game.[edit source]

I do what I want with it. I'm sick of the "one shot" references and I don't want to see them in my game. Are we clear? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:19, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: this is a wiki, there's not a thing such as "someone's" thing. plus, what's wrong with it? you seem really worked up over such a little thing. I thought it was just a joke, but I'm realizing you're serious about it, and I can't see why. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:21, 4 May 2025 (UTC)
[4] Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:35, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

Special:diff/6408715[edit source]

You are an admin, aren't you? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:58, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: yes, I am. why do you ask? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:02, 4 May 2025 (UTC)
Why add something to qvfd when you could do the dirty work yourself? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:03, 4 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: check the previous edits in the revision history in QVFD and you'll understand. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:09, 4 May 2025 (UTC)
Ahh, that makes more sense. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:11, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

You're getting invaded too.[edit source]

BEWARE THE SKIBIDI INVASION IS COMING
The EVIL Gen Alphas have been directed to attack this place by Coffi because of NOT BEING INVADED YET!.

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HA! DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD SURVIVE THE SKIBIDI INVASION?! THINK AGAIN!! HE HEEE HEEEEEEEE! Coffi (talk) 13:44, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

*stares in confusion* Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 13:46, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
@Coffi: ah, so that's what that template was for... also I don't think a skibidi invasion is that hard to survive. most of those are still just 7 years old, if not less. I'll handle them just fine.
also OPOSSUM you edit conflicted me and I didn't even notice my message hadn't been sent for like 10 minutes... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 13:57, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
Lol — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 13:58, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
Don't just stand there! NUKE THE HELL OUTTA IT!
Nuke-it-olliesblog-olliesblog-nuke-it.gif — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 13:57, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

TRAP[edit source]

HAHA ENJOY UR TRAP Skillix (talk) 20:34, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Hello.[edit source]

Hello. I should have the Thumbsucker role. Please?

Here is where I WOULD write a SUPER LONG essay to describe all of the complex reasons why, but since I'm on mobile, I'll just put
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Coffi (talk) 21:16, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: Idk, you're still pretty newbie around here... you haven't even gotten yet the autopatroller role. maybe you should wait a bit more... or just ask a different admin. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:24, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3:I just want to see what the nonexistent articles are like so I can laugh at them critique the user and help make them better. Also, I can COMPLAIN AND NAG TO YOU FOR DELETING THEM BY SPAMMING YOUR USERPAGE AND PUT 100,000 MESSAGES Also, I can carefully review and maybe rewrite articles that I thought were good and save them like the eldritch god nice person I am! Coffi (talk) 21:28, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
@Coffi Ask me, I'll give a different response. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratchedΒ¬ — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:28, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
OK @L10nM4st3r:, can I please be a thumbsucker? Coffi (talk) 21:28, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Thumbsucker! Coffi (talk) 21:31, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
No, you're not experienced enough. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:32, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
My honest reaction: Spontaneous combustion Dead evaporated water vapor(formerly Coffi) (death) 21:33, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
I will also say, the thumbsucker role lets you see any deleted pages/revisions, no matter what they were deleted for. Part of those include sensitive data (like IPs, which unlike shism, I don't like exposing mine)
So it's more than just experience, but also trust. And trust must be earned over time - don't try too hard to get it, eventually you'll be around here long enough that we'd consider it. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:37, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r:(I have no idea why I didn't see this message) Earned? Like a job? Ohh, does it convert to real money? How much trust units do I need to buy the thumbsucker? I'm a liquid trillionaire. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla... *continues rambling into the air and doesn't remember to sign* – Preceding unsigned comment added by Coffi (talk β€’ contribs)
@Coffi: you're quite the strange individual. I can see why you named yourself after coffee.
also, why exactly would you want to be thumbsucker? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 07:22, 15 May 2025 (UTC)
@Coffi: You can probably be a thumbsucker in the future. L10nM4st3r is right that it's a little too soon. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 14:29, 15 May 2025 (UTC)
Damm, unanimous agreement among the mods. Emotional damage! Okay, at least make Schism one, then. Coffi (talk) 02:04, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Alright[edit source]

Alright, who tf removed all the scrolling lines from the article? Was it you? The only mod on recent changes and bored enough to do it? YES, OF COURSE. The sixth option is meant to be secret, unknown to the general public. Like an unexplored path.

Read in African American Vernacular English: If you don't add them lines back, you gonna be in a lot of trouble, mister! Coffi (talk) 00:10, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: for the record: I just deleted it because I thought it was an accident, not intentional; so I don't get why you get so angry with me. also, remember that I'm an admin here, and I can perfectly ban you, so don't act so condescendant with me. you're the only one here who can get in trouble... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:16, 9 May 2025 (UTC)
:0 Coffi (talk) 00:21, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

Help me make this article into a proper article, I am bad at adding images to the article.[edit source]

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Tatersforever442/DiscordLeaks is the link. I know, it is not the best, and since you are a proper mod with a good amount of time on this site, you could help me imrpove this. Yes, I did read HTBFANJS. Robo-Hitler and the 5th Reich are funny, not just random. If I added robo-chuck norris it would be random. Thanks - User:Tatersforever442

@Tatersforever442: the problem I have is that I have no idea what 'DiscordLinks' is, so I don't know what to suggest you in order to make the article better. all I can say is, regarding 'Robo-Hitler and the 5th Reich'; Hitler jokes, specially jokes regarding alternative and absurd versions of Hitler, are pretty overdone by this point in this satirical encyclopedia. so maybe you should try not to make it too random. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:50, 11 May 2025 (UTC)

β€œCounter-productive edit warring”[edit source]

Pardon but you partook in such β€œedit warring” and never added any explanation in your diffs. I explained my reasoning. I wasn’t trying to vandalize anything. I made name changes trying to be funny instead of the ones you recently put there. I don’t see how it is fair for an admin to make whatever edits they want and then lock a page if it’s not their way.again if you thought I may have been some vandal IP, that was not what I was doing. 2600:387:15:5115:0:0:0:A (talk) 18:56, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

don't think I'm stupid. I can clearly see you just don't want to see your country being labeled as a 'Nazi puppet state' even when at one point in history it literally was that. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:58, 15 May 2025 (UTC)
You sure about that? Umm, so why didn’t I remove the very first line of the article at the top calling it a β€œNazi puppet state” or any of the other mentions of Nazis in the article or related links and categories? I didn’t remove anything about it being a Nazi Puppet state. I changed β€œNazi Croatia” to β€œUstashe Croatia” and Denonym identity from β€œNazis” to β€œUstashees” as they weren’t German they were Croatian fascists that licked Nazi boots for supper. If you want to be literal, get the terms somewhat correct. Again this isn’t Wikipedia. Hence why I write the goof form β€œUstashees” sounds like Nazis. Go take the soap box axe grinding about Croats there. My point was to be funny. Also fyi, Ustashe is the term for the fascist Croats that collaborated with the Nazis. Yeah dude, you are very smart. Also NDH doesn’t exist anymore. So how is β€œmy current country” being labeled Nazi? Is that your goal instead of being comical or something? Odd to admit that… Trout smack worthy even. XD. 2600:387:15:5115:0:0:0:A (talk) 19:08, 15 May 2025 (UTC)
you're aware the more words you use to defend your point, the more suspect you sound, right? also, if that was supposed to be a joke, it was a really bad one. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:18, 15 May 2025 (UTC)
Are you aware that response length is irrelevant, facts matter and that dodging facts with no counter is what’s really suspect? Because if the egregious accusation you threw at me were true, I did the worst possible job in my edits of β€œhiding” anything. I stand by the fact that my attempts at humor were better than your objective of unamusing factual infobox attributes of β€œNazi Croatia” and demonym β€œNazi”. And that your accusation warrants a heated reply.2600:387:15:5115:0:0:0:A (talk) 19:28, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

You're messing it up[edit source]

@DaniPine3: I was making a system for the extended confirmed templates so that people would understand which template is which. However, you changed the disambiguation page for the extended confirmed template(Template:extended confirmed) to redirect directly to Template:New_extended_confirmed. When a user would want to use the extended confirmed user template, they wouldn't know the name, but If they typed in "extended confirmed" they would get the welcome for some reason instead of the userbox. This is why you're messing it up. Coffi (talk) 20:37, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: there's an easy way to fix that. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:38, 15 May 2025 (UTC)
Which is? Coffi (talk) 20:40, 15 May 2025 (UTC)
@Coffi: stop messing with my talkpage πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:49, 15 May 2025 (UTC)
? I was trying to show you why it was hard for the extended confirmed thingy to work. Coffi (talk) 20:53, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

Hi[edit source]

Hey!

I just joined and made some edits which were immediately reverted, and the vandalism template was added to my talk page. Well it wasn't intended to be vandalism - what about the edits made them suck? :D

Chukchi-language (talk) 20:43, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

You replaced something funny with something that wasn't funny. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:46, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

New ASBOWAAT series[edit source]

No user is complete if they haven't made one. Check it out. Coffi (talk) 22:37, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

@coffi:} this is getting out of hand... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:48, 15 May 2025 (UTC)
What?! I'm required to defend the universe from KALKUTNIDAK! Coffi (talk) 22:49, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

You're officially recruited.[edit source]

πŸŽ–οΈYOU HAVE BEEN DRAFTEDπŸŽ–οΈ
into the elite forces of the
ASBOLAAT LITERARY LEGION

MISSION: Write a few glorious lines(following the rules, of course) to shape the fate of a chaotic epic.
Your words may doom the world, summon a new god, or just give WAR another heart attack.

πŸ“œ To enlist: go to The Grand ASBOLAAT Story and add ONE LINE to the end. Then, wait for your next turn, and write another.
🎯 Do NOT edit others' lines. Do NOT write a banana. Do NOT back away from KALKUTNIDAK.
πŸ’₯ Do it for glory. Do it for Coffi. Do it because KALKUTNIDAK must never win.


βš”οΈ JOIN THE STORY WAR βš”οΈ
Failure to comply will result in eternal narratological confusion.

Coffi (talk) 06:47, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Unmove it!!![edit source]

ASBOLAAT recruitment is literally the recruitment template for the page, which can spread popularity, and there is absolutely no reason for it to be moved!

πŸ† My Addition to the ASBOWAAT series πŸ†

It's my FINEST WORK, can't you understand that?!:

I'm defending the world from KALKUTNIDAK!

Coffi (talk) 14:36, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

It only has one use-case, and that's to advertise this one single page. All templates which only have one use like this are userfied, no matter how much effort you put into it. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 14:46, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

New sig[edit source]

How do you like my new sig? Coffee(Talk) 19:21, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: it's cool. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:23, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Just to inform you:[edit source]

Block User:Blockthisusercoffisockpuppet. It's a template tester, but now I don't need it. I wasn't intending to break any more rules or mess anything else up. Coffeetalk 00:51, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: if it's a template tester, then why did you explecitly put in the username "block this sockpuppet", instead of just "coffi's sockpuppet"? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:53, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
HOW DARE YOU! Blockthisusercoffisockpuppet (talk) 01:18, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Btw: I'm going to make a page that allows admins to see a summary of the recent changes, updates every hour, so they don't have to scroll through every change or look through multiple articles and pages to get the full story. so basically, some admin will provide a quick description of stuff like:
  1. COFFI MAKES SOCKPUPPETS TO CHEAT ON ASBOLAAT THEN SPAM APOLOGIZES
  2. Coffi updates code on Polandball
  3. DaniPine3(evil) does some evil blocking(evil) and blocks(evil) all of Coffi's sockpuppets(evil), how (evil)!
  4. Lionmaster adds new article on stuff
Of course, the evil thing is just a joke, don't be offended.
Blockthisusercoffisockpuppet (talk) 01:23, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
So the goal is to test the new page with BTUCSP. Coffeetalk
@Coffi: ...but if you want to test that page, then I shouldn't block it...
also, I wasn't the one to block your sockpuppets; that was alula. so I don't get why you still have a grudge against me. just because I added an ICU on your article once (twice or trhice at worst, but I doubt it was higher than that). πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:27, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
I was only joking. You're a pretty good mod. Coffeetalk 01:33, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
thanks. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:35, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
Yes check.svg Done This is the coolest page I've ever built, probably. I mean, look at it! Coffeetalk 02:55, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Star Rating System[edit source]

I wanted to ask if I could get your permission to implement a star rating system for articles on the wiki, similar to how the Trollpasta Wiki does it, like mentioned in here. The idea is that articles would be rated from 1 to 5 stars by users, and if an article consistently receives mostly 5 stars, it could be considered as a potential featured article. Conversely, articles that mostly get 1 star could be reviewed for quality or possible deletion, especially if they are unintentionally poor.

Obviously, this is a mega-important site-wide change, so I guess I might need even higher approval. The problem is that I'm not really accustomed to trying to get high-level changes approved, so you'll probably need to walk me through it. Thanks. Coffeetalk 04:12, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: I'm afraid that such a rating system would be hard to implement for anyone who doesn't really know how to code. Like, making all these radical changes to the website that you've been suggesting would be way too hard, even for say, Lion Master. Since this website is supposed to be a parody of Wikipedia, we should at least try to resemble it. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 04:16, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
I can do it in 1 week of coding, and we should, as uncyclopedians, strive for more popularity than uncyclopedia,Which is impossible which is perfectly reasonable, and people will like our freedom better. After all, Uncyclopedia isn't just a parody of Uncyclopedia...
It's a goofy ahh but better parody of Uncyclopedia. Coffeetalk 04:33, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Spammer McSpamface[edit source]

This is also me and I'm using it as an example in Uncyclopedia:Mod updates Coffeetalk 05:14, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

???[edit source]

The feck are you hiding? Coffeetalk 14:40, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: this is my talkpage. please let me hide stuff in peace. it's nothing important, anyways. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:41, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
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@Coffi: eh... are you alright? are you having a stroke or something? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:47, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
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Well?[edit source]

Can I at least make a category on things related to me? Or something to organize my stuff? Wow, That was huffed faster than lightning! Did you install some kind of indicator that makes a noise when something is created? Because usually you take minutes to check Recent changes. 

 17:36, 18 May 2025 DaniPine3 talk contribs huffed page Category:Coffi's bullshit (Uncyclopedia is not Facebook: content was: "", and the only contributor was "Coffi" (talk)) (thank)

Anything? Coffeetalk 17:41, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Tunisia[edit source]

I copy/pasted the whole thing from over at the spoon, whence "Tunisa" (sic) never existed. May I proceed? --Brogo13 (talk) 20:13, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

@Brogo13: ah, so that was what your article was from? it seems I might have confused your article with the one Alula recently deleted. I'm sorry. I'll now bring back your article from the dead. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:16, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Bought[edit source]

You have been bought forever for the low price of $0 dollars. If you think there are good reasons for being unbought, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. You will now be controlled by Coffi, and you will never have any rights again. Thaaanks! --Coffeetalk 21:10, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
Human (of which I am one) slavery is forbidden in most/all countries!
Also it's impossible to "buy" a person. For the above, and for moral reasons.
On the other hand, danipine is not a human, or even a person. He is a lazy ass pine tree. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:14, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: I might be a "lazy ass pine tree", but I'm a sentient "lazy ass pine tree", and therefore still have rights. also, even if I hadn't rights, Coffi doesn't own me, so he can't decide if I've been bought or not. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„
Prove you're sentient! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:20, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: ...I'm typing this words right now? isn't that enough proof? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:21, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
What is true sentience? For all you know, we could be in a simulation, or worse, we are given the fake feeling of sentience. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:24, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: how can you know this sentience and the world we live in is not real if, by that logic, you would have never felt what reality is truly like? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:33, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
What if we are supposed to think it's real, but isn't? The simulation coded us and controls us, so it decides our every thought. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:38, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: then it'd still be real to our standards, but fake to the standards of the people of the simulation. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:41, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
What if I told you that I RUN THE SIMULATION? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ Chess tr.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:42, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: oh yeah? prove it. describe the place I'm inside right now while typing this. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:43, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
You think I can keep track of all seven billion of you? You're like ants to me. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ Chess tr.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:47, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: yet you reply to me only a few seconds after I pinged you. curious. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:49, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
Oh god! He's figured out that I leave the simulation to Joe down the street! How could I let him find out? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ Chess tr.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:50, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
Very suspicious.
But if you can create a simulation, there is a 50% chance you were also simulated, and are just part of a chain of simulations within an infinite number of simulations. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:51, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

...[edit source]

@DaniPine3: Why have you reverted my edit on this? Was it not funny? And you really should use collapse top. Coffeetalk 01:26, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, that edit was kinda pointless and made it less funny. Also you’re free to collapse sections on your talk page, but most people don’t do that cuz it kinda makes things harder to find. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:05, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

I improved my DiscordLeaks article. Here is how.[edit source]

1. I removed the unnecessary Potty Humor and made the quotation marks shorter. I also added more servers to the list. I think that is a good way to improve the article. Tatersforever442 (talk) 03:52, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

@Tatersforever442: There are plenty of articles with ton of potty humor, so that's not the problem. The problem... is DaniPine3. You see, he did not write a 20 paragraphs long essay on exactly why discordleaks is bad and exactly how to improve it. (Well, maybe not that long.) But, just saying, I tried to upload American Economy, an article by Schism which was huffed, onto the other uncyclopedia (gasp, betrayer!) and this mod spike wrote a whole PARAGRAPH on exactly how stuff could be improved. Here they write "huffing. bad article, no humor." and be done with it. I don't hate the mods here(In fact, I think DaniPine3 is pretty good), but humor is humor and work is work. Coffeetalk 04:10, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
@Tatersforever442: Also, I brought you to this page so that you could back me up on here, not explain how you improved the DiscordLeaks!(I'm joking) Coffeetalk 04:15, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
@Coffi: what do you mean that I'm the problem? it was OPOSSUM who decided to send that article to VFD, and not because of its shortness, but because he felt it was too ranty and lacked humor. I have nothing to do with this, so please stop blaming me for everything because I once ICU'd your article. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 06:45, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
also Tatersforever442 I catually didn't find your article that VFD-worthy - even if OPOSSUM did have a point by saying it lacked a bit in humor. I personally think that you didn't need to change much from your article; if anything just add a bit more humor here and there, but that's all. considering so far no one but OPOSSUM has supported to delete your article, I'm sure your article is safe from being deleted as of now. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 06:49, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
catually? ima contact oxford so they add it into the english dictionary Schism (talk) 22:45, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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