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uhhhhh

the DPL on the best of page is broken Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:29, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

what's a dpl --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:33, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

dynamic page list. it's used in the timetable on the timestamped maintenance categories Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:35, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: I have seen it, but I'm unsure what's causing it. the thing is, if you check the revision history it does work... that is, until the latest edit, which was made none other by alula. so, I think you know what must be done. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:38, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

it has been done. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:42, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

FINALLY

ABOUT FUCKING TIME Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:57, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: I can still revert the archiving just to screw with you. Why is it that my talkpage is the only one you want archived? When it's someone else's talkpage getting archived you critizise it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:59, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

I'm archibing mine at 2,000,000 bytes --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:56, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

'cause yours was like two hundred thousand bytes Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:22, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

my goal is to have a talk page longer than Spang's (without cheats or padding bytes or bots) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:58, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

Ur cool

Fish on skates has awarded you a cookie!
ur cool

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:17, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: thx :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:23, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

you're not as cool as me but still cool enough for this

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:07, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

Change my user rights please

Please change my user rights so that I am a bot to prevent my edits from appearing on Special:RecentChanges and to prevent rate limiting. Soviet's Bot (talk) 16:19, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet's Bot: no problem, my clanka 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:26, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

bad news: I can't. you'll have to ask a bureucrat, like alula. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:28, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

Could you please block me?

for like 3 hours? I have shit to get done but keep getting distracted. --Gamma Here, friend, have some meth. 02:12, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gammakid999: k. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:13, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

Tasks for my bot

Any other super tedious and repetitive tasks for my bot to do? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: there are many UnNews articles in Category:Politics, a category which as the tag above says requires difussion. I was thinking of moving those to a category similar of UnNews Religion, called "UnNews Politics". Do you think your bot could do this? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:48, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Yeah. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:00, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: thx :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:12, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Sorry, but you have been disqualified from the Beat a Dead Shoe Competition.

You added the word "moccasiny" 95 times and the word "moccasin" 285 times in a single edit, when the limit is clearly stated to be 100.

However, the game's not entirely over for you! You can still scheme and cause chaos, just like Gergdown. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 22:53, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: wait, did I? it wasn't intentional... maybe I should've payed more attention to the number... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:58, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Now you are double-disqualified, for putting that gif on my userpage. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 18:33, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

does that mean he's back in --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:10, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Nope, it just means that even in the unlikely event of me letting the rest of you back in, Dani will still be out. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 19:12, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: there are no rules regarding that one gif... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:37, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Alright, alright, fine. You are now only single-disqualified. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 19:39, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN! --An Olula 20:13, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: oh oh... not this again. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:13, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

oooh

i just tried out wtools, and this is faaaaancy General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 19:35, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: it is a cool feature, but be wary that it might not work sometimes because L10n is a lazi bum and doesn't fix his goddang thingamajingies 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:47, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

don't switch to the old editor when you edit sections or else wtools gets jealous that you're cheating on it --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:48, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Boner.

Hello, Boner.. Do you want to have Boner. for dinr? Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 19:55, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

ehhh... no, thanks? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:00, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

wut mene yu dont wohnt Boner.? Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 20:04, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.

MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: Turb0-Sunrise wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: i don't know, i just want to test out this little dropdown General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 23:10, 13 January 2026 (UTC).

wtools doesn't have a drop-down for this so

Yum! Delicious!

The UnWhale you've used to squish Uncyclopedians has been sliced and served as some Japanese sashimi.

Don't take this too seriously. Fish on skates just wants to let you know that, just like the whale in the picture, you have overused your {{whale}}.

Enjoy! --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:48, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

about that article

i had an idea and then forgot. i might also do one of the ones that is currently rotting in my sandbox General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 14:35, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: which article are you talking about? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:24, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

i've got no fucking clue General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:25, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: then how do you expect me to know what you're talking about??? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:26, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

i dunno, i just wanted to bother somebody for no reason General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:27, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

":::just as i was about to write an article {{User:Turb0-Sunrise/general|[[User:Turb0-Sunrise]]}} 20:09, 14 January 2026 (UTC)" MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 15:29, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: >:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:35, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

hey its me the guy who's article you deleted a few months ago

I have written a better article. It's promethium.Deemox (talk) 16:13, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

may want to fix the first paragraph, its almost word for word from wikipedia (EVIL!). What works for me is to take it from wikipedia, and then use it like an outline. then go and replace EVERY single word, so as not to let those maggots at wikipedia get any credit. also will prevent it from looking so out of place with the rest of the article... MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 16:15, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

the first paragraph being from wikipedia is kind of part of the joke --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:23, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

@Deemox: if you "borrowed" it from Wikipedia, you should put Template:Spork on your article. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:06, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

How exactly do I add the link to the original article? Deemox (talk) 17:42, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

{{spork|[[w:(article title)|Wikipedia]]}} --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:26, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

Mass Media template

The template has been remove from all the pages that aren't protected, redirects, or talk pages. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:17, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: thanks :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:41, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

"Evil" category in Category:Abortion and Category:Religion

Why do you keep trying to remove it? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 21:21, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

Alright, thanks for answering in the comment on the abortion category page! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 21:23, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: lately I've been trying to decrease the numbers of articles in really clogged categories and moving them to more specific categories that are barely used. many articles are categorized on really vaguely-titled categories such as "politics", "religion" or "games"; and I wanted to change that. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:26, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

Alright. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 21:29, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

ugh

some dipshit IP called you garbage on... well... garbage TURB0-SUNRIS33 03:11, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: I can't believe an IP actually called me out when vandalizing. that must be like a medal for wiki admins.
thanks for reverting the IP, btw. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:13, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

but can they compete with the ip that exposed your sockpuppet? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 04:29, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: which IP are you talking about and I thought my sockpuppet was alula... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 07:55, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

the one on ECHELON, look for the one i reverted TURB0-SUNRIS33 14:03, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: oh, I see now. but how can OPOSSUM and I be having sex on the same bed and be the same user at the same time? these IPs never make any sense whatsoever... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄

Masturbation! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 15:23, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

I quote opossum TURB0-SUNRIS33 16:00, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: @OPOSSUM: Can't wait for me to eventually create "Why DaniPine3 and Alula are STILL the same person (and who OPOSSUM REALLY is)" 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 04:54, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

save it for chapter 5 so you'll have more to work with --Dame Fish on skates CUN 05:07, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

Trout

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. OPOSSUM just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include not edit conflicting me- instead you prevented me from posting a comment by moving the page I was typing the comment on.

@OPOSSUM: No, I did that! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:41, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: well, I was the one to give you the idea to move it, so we can share the trout. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:42, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

In that case, I will trout Gergdown instead. Enjoy your trout, Dani. Also, Dani still deserves the trout just as much, because he just edit conflicted me too! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 01:43, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: sorry :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:44, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

that's going in my list of top 100 reasons to banipine3 danipine3 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:45, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: hey! you can't ban me!! I'm an admin!!! I'm the one who bans here!!!!! >:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:47, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

little do you know, I have a planipine3 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:48, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: well, I'm going to dwarf that plan! I... I... I will ban YOU!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:50, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

I guess that's what I get for making too many DaniPun3s --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:55, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: ...and you're still at it, aren'tcha? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:56, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

I do it all the DaniTime3 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:05, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: you're getting pretty ingenious with these puns. I'm wondering what word you'll use to mashup with my username next. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:06, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

or perhaps what two words --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:09, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: that reply didn't have a pun. now I feel dissapointed. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:11, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

block her again Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 02:14, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

i was busy playing Make it to KetchikaniPine3 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:15, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: sorry, that's not a valid excuse. Turb0-Sunrise has already given me the idea to block you again. plus, you edit conflicted me, which gives me more reasons to ban YOU again!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:16, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

this is InsanityPine3 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:20, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: back from your second ban, I see. I hope I won't have to resort to a third one... so you better BEHAVE! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:21, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:24, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: I knew it. You just couldn't resist yourself from mocking me, could you??? you better not try your luck, pal... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:28, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

don't worry, I won't cross the DaniLine3 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:32, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: you're gonna try to edit conflict me the moment I write on my talkpage won't you 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:39, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

well TOO BAD 'CAUSE I'M EDIT CONFLICTING YOU FIRST >:] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:39, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

>:3 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:42, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

>:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:43, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

>:D --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:44, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

Forest Fire Week 2026

Good idea, Dani. Let's make it happen. I declare Sunday, February 8th the start. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 18:40, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: should we create a forum page for this, tho? like, a separate forum page to discuss with the other people 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:41, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

Yeah. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 18:43, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

lot of these lately

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Dani? As we all know, the correct way of spelling great is great!!! Obviously not geat!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Dani. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Dani? As we all know, the correct way of spelling cute is cute!!! Obviously not vute!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Dani. 22:20, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

damn you!

i was going to slaughter that IP! i was going to write a witty summary! Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:39, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: welp, sorry... I'll give you permission to slaughter the next IP that comes (or the same one, if they come back) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:41, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

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And again!

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Dani? As we all know, the correct way of spelling What if I don't wanna is What if I don't wanna!!! Obviously not What If I don't wanna!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Dani. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:13, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: it's just a letter I forgot to change from uppercase to lowercase, jeez... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:14, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

it's not like i'm gonna block you or anything but i could have alula do it... Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:15, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

or l10n can do it, that works Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:22, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

and i also heard he called you a lazibum Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:46, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: I'm aware. he's the one who started the joke, after all... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:49, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

no, i mean just a few minutes ago Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:49, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

What the hell?

i never asked for that to be deleted??? Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:27, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: oh crap, I didn't realize what you were asking to delete was the redirect [User:Turb0-Sunrise/Turb0pedia/rigu05]... gotta change that really quick 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:53, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

Hi

Could you please double check your results. I've come up with different ones (especially for one pixel at a time). Also the order of moccassins and goveneur. Ideally could you manually double check the top 14 ones on my list? If you come to different results I'll triple check again. ShabiDOO 01:33, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

@Shabidoo: sure, I'll check what the problem is 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:34, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Last year I kept a sort of running count, but by the time the results were in there were errors with my total so I manually counted all the results (took me a while) to be totally sure. Thanks my dear grand cunt of a man. ShabiDOO 01:38, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

I've rechecked everything and seems we are in agreement with all except Moccassin and Goubeneur Morris. Could you just let me know when you've had a chance to check (no rush). Chars ma dars. ShabiDOO 18:08, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

@Shabidoo: I've re-checked Gouvernor Morris and Moccasins and it seems it's your count the one that's correct. I think the "75" I put besides Gouvernor Morris must be a typo I made, considering these articles are in the same places both in my counting and in yours. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:40, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Amazeballs. Thanks. I'm glad we have a top ten. I'll post this now. Thanks for also doing the count. What is special about this year is that we have such a mass of featured articles that there is really a large choice, and over 20 people voting brings a vibrancy to the site. You never know, we may even start introducing a monthly top 3 or even top 5. Would be nice to see. I am particularly keen to run a happy monkey competition in later March. ShabiDOO 20:54, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

a competition would be cool, maybe i could design the cover/prizes for it --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:15, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: what do you mean by 'designing the prizes'? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:19, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

potatochopping images like these --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:28, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Moccasins

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@Shabidoo: You sound like my bot. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:20, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

uhhh...

l10n's still blocked 16:14, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: he's an admin; he can unblock himself. if he hasn't already, that's on him. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:15, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

you distracted me from writing my article 16:17, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: you're the one who started this conversation. if you haven't started writing it already, that's on you. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:22, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

you keep distracting me 16:23, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: you're the one who keeps writing on this talk page. if you get distracted this easily, that's on you. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:26, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

maybe stop pinging me 16:27, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: maybe stop answering in my talkpage? if you keep getting pinged, that's on you. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:28, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

then maybe stop replying to me 16:29, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

then stop replying here yourself 16:30, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

then other people need to stop replying 16:31, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

then that "edit source" link needs to stop being so shiny and clickable --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:32, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: then stop replying to other people also Fish on skates you edit conflicted me >:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:33, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

then stop replying to me 16:33, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: then stop coming to my talkpage and get going with your article already 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:34, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

then stop pinging me 16:36, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

the more people butt in here and not mind their own business, the worse this is going to get ShabiDOO 16:40, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

that's kind of the idea 16:42, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: then stop complaining 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:48, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

then stop giving me reasons to complain 16:49, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

the last thing we need is someone who is not involved in this conversation contributing more to this, for sure we need less of that ShabiDOO 23:38, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

oh hi there Shabidoo 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:39, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

I'd say hi back, but really I'm just trying to stay out of all of this ShabiDOO 12:15, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

You literally just wooosh’d me in one of the most embarrasing ways possible.

Well, well, well. You just reminded me about me missing some jokes. There’s even a whole Reddit community about missing a joke. At least I had to stop violating HTBFANJS because of the conversation! --OfficialWatchOS7 (contacting, edits, free email) 10:05, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

@OfficialWatchOS7: well, sorry if I made you feel embarrased; that wasn't my intention. btw, if you want that link to work, you should add the full link including the "https· part; like this 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:08, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Fixed it! --OfficialWatchOS7 (contacting, edits, free email) 10:39, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Also, because of this situation, I will do this:

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. OfficialWatchOS7 just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include woooshing me too embarrassingly

--watchOS 7 (talk, contribs, YT channel) 11:15, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

User:Punhan

that looks like romanized Azerbaijani. the article also said "Azərbaycan." pretty big hint. 17:49, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: I didn't really bother figuring out what the language was; just that it was a different language and that shouldn't be in this wiki 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:20, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

just FYI

when you moved Template:No license to Template:Unknown license you managed to break a lot pages that had the template on it (like this) 23:46, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

@Alula: blame that on User:L10nM4st3r's wTools tool thingy. (besides, the changes aren't that drastic; it's just that the headers became normal text) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:48, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

no, i'm blaming it on you. you're the one who used it, it's your problem 23:51, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

@alula:
sorry if I screwed too many pages. I just thought it'd be a good idea to change the name for "No license" since it was too confusing considering "Template:NoLiscence" was similarly named yet for something completely different 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:55, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

Beep beep

It's burning time. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:27, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: well, I'll be getting the flamethrower... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:47, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

Wait, ARE YOU ALULA?!

On your user page, it says that you are a sockpuppet of Alula. Is this true?! --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 11:49, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

@OfficialWatchOS7: yes, I am indeed a sockpuppet of alula and I am in no way whatsoever just messing with you. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:45, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

also you forgot to mention that I am also L10nM4st3r and OPOSSUM. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:46, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

I also saw that. --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 14:19, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

i can confirm, i am the same person as DaniPine LaziBum 13:26, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

also spike --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:25, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

I am the same as alula and LaziBum. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 01:26, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

The fact that you’ve been commiting sockpuppetry despite being an administrator now made me confused. --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 09:40, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

@OfficialWatchOS7: I think its more of a "rules for thee, not for me" type thing. SO typical of our leadership... #DOWNWITHTHEADMINISTRATIONOFUNCYCLOPEDIARAHHHHHHHHH2026THANKSALSOIMKIDDINGLOVEUGUYS MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 14:12, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

if we're taking 'em down i'll take their place TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 14:14, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: what's the point of taking down a tirant if you'll just replace it with another tirant? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:15, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Dani? As we all know, the correct way of spelling tyrant is tyrant!!! Obviously not tirant!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Dani. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:16, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: avoiding my question, it seems. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:20, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

i would be less of a tyrant TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:22, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: so you admit you'd still be a tyrant? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:26, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

i meant not a tyrant at all TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:27, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

i'd be even less of a tyrant --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:28, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: ooh oh, it seems Fish on skates over here wants to take your (hypothetical) spot in the (hypothetical) throne... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:28, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

long live the feesh --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:30, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

i would be an anti-tyrant TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:31, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

HURRAHFORTHEANTIYEEANKESDOWNWITHGENERALWIAHTSHEISNAMEOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 15:35, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

i would put all my sockpuppets in charge --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:36, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

so would i 15:39, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

HURRAHFORTHECONFEDERACYDOWNWITHGENERALGRANTHURRAHFORWHATSHISNAMELEELEELEEEOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 15:40, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: hey, alula is my sockpuppet, not yours! keep your fins off my secondary accounts! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:42, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

every active user on here is actually a sockpuppet of Bad Motherfucker, so that's technically both correct and incorrect at the same time 15:43, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

and most inactive users. and most bots --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:45, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

even the abuse filter, i heard 15:45, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

and MediaWiki default --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:47, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

and Bad Motherfucker is actually a sockpuppet of Wolverhampton, who's the sole only active user on this wiki. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:23, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

whom in return is a sockpuppet of MediaWiki message delivery 17:27, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

who is also a sockpuppet of MediaWiki default --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:36, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

I AM THE PUPPETMASTER OF UNCYCLOPEDIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 18:20, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

NO I TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 18:23, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

gentlemen its clear that we have a case of stannis renly and Joffrey syndrome. all three of you think you deserve the title uppetmaster. let he who can control it earn it. Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 18:27, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

i'm just a potato :3 MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 18:34, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

SHE'S JUST A POTATO :3 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:36, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

I AM THE PUPPETMASTER OF UNCYCLOPEDIA! BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 19:42, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

Dissociative identity disorder

I've put up a compromise that uses the offset/get system to replicate the original joke to as close to its original form while keeping the joke still in tact. Can I create a subpage of it called /old, due to the fact that all of the talk page messages revolve around the original joke? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:19, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: imo that page should get a full rewrite. it's too stubby, even for what it's supposed to be. the old version isn't that much memorable anyways 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:21, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

Well either way, I made an archival to my userspace so the future Uncyclopedians could know what our ancestors were talking about. Hopefully, this compromise and this archival fixes this very messy situation... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:44, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

Announcing, wTools 2.0!

Huge update to the code behind the scenes, allowing me to do more in less effort if it wasn't for the stupid es5 restrictions to post it as a gadget!

This update will not roll out automatically, you will need to "opt in" manually. To do so you need to first remove the line of code in your common.js file where you import wTools, then you need to enable it in prefrences, in the gadgets tab, under "Maintenance gadgets".

You can go back to the old version at any time if the update has bugs, and please be sure to report bugs, since a very large quantity of code has been changed.

Temporarily removed features in 2.0:

• Custom editor screen.
• "Rollback all" and "rollback selected" on contribution pages.

If you are still using these, the upgrade might not be for you right now. (Special:Nuke exists for admins for the second one).

You can see the full list changes made by clicking the blue dot at the bottom right of your screen. Though to sum it up:

• Should have a few less bugs.
• New button to add to VFD.

Hope you enjoy the update, and yes the internet went out again 5 minutes before I finished writing this announcement. Yay! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 02:53, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

..... Well at least it DID work when I reloaded the page and now it fucking doesn't... I'll try to fix it this evening. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:06, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

OK it is now working for me atm. Not sure how long it will work for so enjoy while the wiki decides whether or not it should work. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:30, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

are you secretly famous???

apparently there's a twitch streamer called DaniPine who speaks Spanish --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:39, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: I... don't have a Twitch channel???? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:41, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

well then I have found an impersonator --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:16, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

you can sue him for identity theft you knowOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 18:19, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.

MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: Turb0-Sunrise wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: edit conflicted me :( TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 19:55, 19 February 2026 (UTC).

hey I have a request

so I saw that you made Uncyclopedia_logo_trans.png, or at least the updated version, and I kinda want something similar on my own user page, but for femboys. thing is, I have no fucking clue how to use photoshop, and I have no idea how much effort it takes to make something like that. if it's not too much trouble, do you think you throw together a femboy version for me? If that is too much effort I completely understand. As you might be aware, I've kinda become an active writer/member here and I write for USP now. idk. I just kinda want a funny logo.Deemox (talk) 16:28, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

@Deemox: I don't mind making that kind of logo, although right now I'm not on my PC, so you'll have to wait until I can sit down in my PC, which will be in a few hours. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:48, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

thanks tree man! means a lot to me.Deemox (talk) 17:05, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

Hey quit messing with my Userpage!

It's already bad enough that you keep trying to get me to isolate my contributions, now you're trying to force it. Leave my contribs alone. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 01:49, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

@Noopnurf: ...no? I'm not forcing anything. all I did was moving that template to userspace since it's too personal. it can still be used by other users, such as with User:Alula/was here or User:DaniPine3/was here. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:53, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Smash!

You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. Noopnurf just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include repeatedly suggesting he should isolate his contributions,
huffing several of them on a personal whim because they're 'vain lul', semi-vandalising his userpage, and then running to Alula like a lapdog when told to back off.

@Noopnurf: "semi-vandalising" your userpage? it was like, a single line of code I touched. I even took the time to re-add the sentence break that L10n's wTools gadget accidentaly deleted. I'm sorry if my previous edits regarding your stuff have irked you, but this time all I did was move your template. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:04, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Just back off. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 02:10, 22 February 2026 (UTC)