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WARNING: OLULAS ARE ACTIVE IN THIS AREA!!

Proceed with caution, they are contagious and can transform you into one of them. Remember, the only known way to cure a living being of Olula Disease is to send such being EXACTLY three images of cucumbers.🥒🥒🥒

uhhhhh

the DPL on the best of page is broken Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:29, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

what's a dpl --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:33, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

dynamic page list. it's used in the timetable on the timestamped maintenance categories Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:35, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: I have seen it, but I'm unsure what's causing it. the thing is, if you check the revision history it does work... that is, until the latest edit, which was made none other by alula. so, I think you know what must be done. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:38, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

it has been done. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:42, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

FINALLY

ABOUT FUCKING TIME Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:57, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: I can still revert the archiving just to screw with you. Why is it that my talkpage is the only one you want archived? When it's someone else's talkpage getting archived you critizise it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:59, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

I'm archibing mine at 2,000,000 bytes --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:56, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

'cause yours was like two hundred thousand bytes Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:22, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

my goal is to have a talk page longer than Spang's (without cheats or padding bytes or bots) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:58, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

Ur cool

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:17, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: thx :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:23, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

you're not as cool as me but still cool enough for this

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:07, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

Change my user rights please

Please change my user rights so that I am a bot to prevent my edits from appearing on Special:RecentChanges and to prevent rate limiting. Soviet's Bot (talk) 16:19, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet's Bot: no problem, my clanka 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:26, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

bad news: I can't. you'll have to ask a bureucrat, like alula. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:28, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

Could you please block me?

for like 3 hours? I have shit to get done but keep getting distracted. --Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 02:12, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gammakid999: k. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:13, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

Tasks for my bot

Any other super tedious and repetitive tasks for my bot to do? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: there are many UnNews articles in Category:Politics, a category which as the tag above says requires difussion. I was thinking of moving those to a category similar of UnNews Religion, called "UnNews Politics". Do you think your bot could do this? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:48, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Yeah. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:00, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: thx :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:12, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Sorry, but you have been disqualified from the Beat a Dead Shoe Competition.

You added the word "moccasiny" 95 times and the word "moccasin" 285 times in a single edit, when the limit is clearly stated to be 100.

However, the game's not entirely over for you! You can still scheme and cause chaos, just like Gergdown. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 22:53, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: wait, did I? it wasn't intentional... maybe I should've payed more attention to the number... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:58, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Now you are double-disqualified, for putting that gif on my userpage. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:33, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

does that mean he's back in --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:10, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Nope, it just means that even in the unlikely event of me letting the rest of you back in, Dani will still be out. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 19:12, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: there are no rules regarding that one gif... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:37, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Alright, alright, fine. You are now only single-disqualified. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 19:39, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN! --An Olula 20:13, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: oh oh... not this again. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:13, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

oooh

i just tried out wtools, and this is faaaaancy General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 19:35, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: it is a cool feature, but be wary that it might not work sometimes because L10n is a lazi bum and doesn't fix his goddang thingamajingies 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:47, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

don't switch to the old editor when you edit sections or else wtools gets jealous that you're cheating on it --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:48, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Boner.

Hello, Boner.. Do you want to have Boner. for dinr? Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 19:55, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

ehhh... no, thanks? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:00, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

wut mene yu dont wohnt Boner.? Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 20:04, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.

MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: Turb0-Sunrise wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: i don't know, i just want to test out this little dropdown General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 23:10, 13 January 2026 (UTC).

wtools doesn't have a drop-down for this so

Yum! Delicious!

The UnWhale you've used to squish Uncyclopedians has been sliced and served as some Japanese sashimi.

Don't take this too seriously. Fish on skates just wants to let you know that, just like the whale in the picture, you have overused your {{whale}}.

Enjoy! --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:48, 13 January 2026 (UTC)