User:Turb0-Sunrise/Turb0pedia/War of the Yankees
| War of the Yankees | |||
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| Part of The million year Yankee/Red Sox war | |||
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| Belligerents | |||
 YANKEES SUCK Brigade
|  YANKEES RULE Battalion
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| Commanders and leaders | |||
| General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston
| Hopes and dreams
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| Strength | |||
| • Lieutenant Gammakid999
| • Whatever Canada has Gergdown
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The War of the Yankees is an ongoing conflict between the greatest people on earth and some complete scum. It is debated who's who.
Leadup[edit | edit source]
Even before Turb0-Sunrise joined Uncyclopedia, he immediately began spreading Bostonian propaganda in ASBOWAATs. "YANKEES SUCK!" became his catchphrase that he insists on being an injoke. He made this UnNews and this AAAAAAAAA! clone and this forum and stuff.
Birth of the templates[edit | edit source]
Creation of the templates[edit | edit source]
Turb0 made a userbox about some "YANKEES SUCK virus" blatantly ripped off[1][2] from olula disease. He put it on Gammakid999's talk page or something.[3]
OPOSSUM said "YANKEES RULE!" in ASBOWAAT. Noopnurf then made a userbox. This made MK start a conversation about it on the talk page. Fish proceeded to make a neutral userbox for those who believe all baseball teams deserve depth. She is just here to watch the chaos. Gergdown put a "Yankees Rule" template on his userpage, marking a great escalation. This is no longer a petty dispute... this is a WAR!
Declaration of war[edit | edit source]
In an attempt to make war crimes allowed legally, Gammakid999 suggested the idea to not declare war, which would mean that they would be allowed to commit war crimes. Unfortunately, he doesn't understand international laws, because war crimes are still illegal despite this.
