User talk:Gammakid999
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I TRICKED YOU! THERE IS NO METH HERE!
Who else[edit source]
Who are the Michael of faith and truth? Asking for a friend LazyBoy980 (talk) 16:49, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
- Who the hell is Michael James Cheese (talk) 16:51, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
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KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:27, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
I NEED IT[edit source]
"I TRICKED YOU! THERE IS NO METH HERE!" You're a sick man, a sick, horrible man.--GameCube Boy (talk) 14:55, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- Gottem --Gammakid999 Have a Holly Jolly!(meth) 14:56, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- i require meth! now!
KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:57, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- that'll be three undecillion dollars --Gammakid999 Have a Holly Jolly!(meth) 15:00, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- or i just steal it KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:01, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- good luck sneaking past Richard Nixon! (I hired him to guard it) --Gammakid999 Have a Holly Jolly!(meth) 15:03, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- waitaminute, where did all my meth go? and why is Richard Nixon missing? I swear, I leave for 14 hours and this whole place falls apart! --Gammakid999 Have a Holly Jolly!(meth) 04:15, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
- Average presidential collector (My president collection is quite modest)--GameCube Boy (talk) 14:48, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
- I have (or had, I guess) Nixon and still have Bush. By the way, do you know where my meth went? --Gammakid999 Have a Holly Jolly!(meth) 14:51, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
- Average presidential collector (My president collection is quite modest)--GameCube Boy (talk) 14:48, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
- waitaminute, where did all my meth go? and why is Richard Nixon missing? I swear, I leave for 14 hours and this whole place falls apart! --Gammakid999 Have a Holly Jolly!(meth) 04:15, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
- good luck sneaking past Richard Nixon! (I hired him to guard it) --Gammakid999 Have a Holly Jolly!(meth) 15:03, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- or i just steal it
- that'll be three undecillion dollars --Gammakid999 Have a Holly Jolly!(meth) 15:00, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- i require meth! now!
So you've been infected with the virus[edit source]
i made a template to state that Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:13, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
- Christmas came early this year (and will happen again later as previously scheduled)--Gammakid999 Have a Holly Jolly!(meth) 00:30, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
Here's the UnSignpost![edit source]
By Fish on skates
Just when we least expected it, Walbro has come back and created two new articles with ridiculously long titles mentioning Donald Trump and MrX. Turb0-Sunrise listed both for QVFD and told all on LPTEW, saying that he "FUCKIN' PREDICTED IT". Worst 100 Reflections on 2025 was updated accordingly.Chiefs are DONE!
By Turb0-Sunrise
Remember the first issue I wrote, when I said, "Looks like Taylor Swift got engaged to the whole team"? Well there may need to be a breakup song soon. Interception, boom, they're out of the playoffs. Suck it, walrus.
6-7
By Soviet
Recently, 6-7 on Uncyclopedia has been getting out of hand. It first started with 6-7 UnNews articles then the 6-7 article and finally the Forum to ban 6-7. The banning of 6-7 was decided by a vote with three 6-7 opposers arguing that there was way too much 6-7 and three people for 6-7. Thus 6-7 stayed.
Gammakid999 crashes out
By The person whose fault it was that the UnSignpost was late
On A story built one word at a time, relative newcomer and drug dealer Gammakid999 mentioned me, yes ME in their edit summaries, asking why I got blocked and where the UnSignpost was. This makes two times that I have been mentioned by name in ASBOWAAT. And yes, I did get blocked again. I requested it just like Gerg did when he took an uncyclobreak.
Biopic
Let me tell you a story. A story about a town down on the river, where there's a bunch of Dirty Water. You see, this area is home to the species known as Turb0s. This species is also commonly found in ASBOSAAT. It is a yellow sphere with hairy legs, huge penises, and a big blue cap. GO SOX! FUCK THE YANKEES! YANKEES SUCK!
- when is Deltarune chapter 5 (gerg said you were toby fox) — Fish on skates
- 2034
- Can I have your credit card? — Gammakid999
- Ok, here's the individual molecules, split apart, diced, and jumped on.
- what's the weirdest thing you've seen by thumbsucking — Fish on skates
- An article, the entire content of which was "it tis a circle and wewy big. it has erth stuff. like 67 adn as big as yo momma."
- Why do you (Toby Fox) look different in every picture? — Gammakid999
- I'm a video game developer. What did you expect? (also am I canonically Toby Fox now)
- What is your favorite "One ___ at a ___" article? — Gammakid999
- one sentence at a time, because I'm in it
- what is your favorite non-"one __ at a __" article — Fish on skates
- By far, it has to be Road Rage.
- What is your favorite article on my watchlist? (I'm not going to tell you what's on my watchlist) — Gammakid999
From The Logs
- 18:22, 13 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) protected 6-7 (meme) [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (preventing potential vandalism from 6 to 7 years old kids)
- Nothing of note.
- Or is there?
Top VFH Competitors
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VFH Highlight Of The Week The Finals (6/1)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News Nothing here, chief.
Quote(s) of the Week "Vandalism. This vandalism only exists to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page. If I do get banned, then there will be a ratio of 6:3. If I don't get banned, there will be a ratio of 6:2. I'm Gerg, and I vandalized Turb0's user page. Not because of any spite, but because I wanted to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page (6). In fact, thank you Turb0 for editing my article (Edit farm). Well, I'm not Gerg. I have body swapped with a 10 year old. I don't know where I am, but I hate it here. I'm 10, and I miss my mommy. I love the parts of movies that contain feet. That's right, I'm 10 and I'm horny for feet. I ejaculate, and I'm 10! Sadly, in this body, I feel like I'm about to puke it after I said that, meaning that this person that I've swapped with needs to improve their horniness positivity. Oh well. How long can I extend this manifesto? Oh well. Ass. Ass. Ass. Boobies. Aw dang, it's getting late, mate! Oh well. Is Turb0 even awake? Who knows! Can he even revert this? Who knows!
Please revert this." — Gerg
I think the paperbot forgot that she had to send deez out. Deez, as in deez nuts all over your face! Hah! Dick jokes are the pinnacle of comedy. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 00:07, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
- wow, I got my own Unsignpost article! This is as close as I will ever come to being famous! --Gammakid999 Have a Holly Jolly!(meth) 00:11, 20 December 2025 (UTC)