User talk:Gammakid999
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I TRICKED YOU! THERE IS NO METH HERE!
Who else[edit source]
Who are the Michael of faith and truth? Asking for a friend LazyBoy980 (talk) 16:49, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
- Who the hell is Michael James Cheese (talk) 16:51, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
Welcome![edit source]
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Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:27, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
I NEED IT[edit source]
"I TRICKED YOU! THERE IS NO METH HERE!" You're a sick man, a sick, horrible man.--GameCube Boy (talk) 14:55, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- Gottem --Lieutenant Gamma
Here, Friend, have some meth. 14:56, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- i require meth! now!
Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:57, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- that'll be three undecillion dollars --Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 15:00, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- or i just steal it Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:01, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- good luck sneaking past Richard Nixon! (I hired him to guard it) --Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 15:03, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- waitaminute, where did all my meth go? and why is Richard Nixon missing? I swear, I leave for 14 hours and this whole place falls apart! --Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 04:15, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
- Average presidential collector (My president collection is quite modest)--GameCube Boy (talk) 14:48, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
- I have (or had, I guess) Nixon and still have Bush. By the way, do you know where my meth went? --Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 14:51, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
- I have (or had, I guess) Nixon and still have Bush. By the way, do you know where my meth went? --Lieutenant Gamma
- Average presidential collector (My president collection is quite modest)--GameCube Boy (talk) 14:48, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
- waitaminute, where did all my meth go? and why is Richard Nixon missing? I swear, I leave for 14 hours and this whole place falls apart! --Lieutenant Gamma
- good luck sneaking past Richard Nixon! (I hired him to guard it) --Lieutenant Gamma
- or i just steal it
- that'll be three undecillion dollars --Lieutenant Gamma
- i require meth! now!
So you've been infected with the virus[edit source]
i made a template to state that Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:13, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
- Christmas came early this year (and will happen again later as previously scheduled)--Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 00:30, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
Here's the UnSignpost![edit source]
By Fish on skates
Just when we least expected it, Walbro has come back and created two new articles with ridiculously long titles mentioning Donald Trump and MrX. Turb0-Sunrise listed both for QVFD and told all on LPTEW, saying that he "FUCKIN' PREDICTED IT". Worst 100 Reflections on 2025 was updated accordingly.Chiefs are DONE!
By Turb0-Sunrise
Remember the first issue I wrote, when I said, "Looks like Taylor Swift got engaged to the whole team"? Well there may need to be a breakup song soon. Interception, boom, they're out of the playoffs. Suck it, walrus.
6-7
By Soviet
Recently, 6-7 on Uncyclopedia has been getting out of hand. It first started with 6-7 UnNews articles then the 6-7 article and finally the Forum to ban 6-7. The banning of 6-7 was decided by a vote with three 6-7 opposers arguing that there was way too much 6-7 and three people for 6-7. Thus 6-7 stayed.
Gammakid999 crashes out
By The person whose fault it was that the UnSignpost was late
On A story built one word at a time, relative newcomer and drug dealer Gammakid999 mentioned me, yes ME in their edit summaries, asking why I got blocked and where the UnSignpost was. This makes two times that I have been mentioned by name in ASBOWAAT. And yes, I did get blocked again. I requested it just like Gerg did when he took an uncyclobreak.
Biopic
Let me tell you a story. A story about a town down on the river, where there's a bunch of Dirty Water. You see, this area is home to the species known as Turb0s. This species is also commonly found in ASBOSAAT. It is a yellow sphere with hairy legs, huge penises, and a big blue cap. GO SOX! FUCK THE YANKEES! YANKEES SUCK!
- when is Deltarune chapter 5 (gerg said you were toby fox) — Fish on skates
- 2034
- Can I have your credit card? — Gammakid999
- Ok, here's the individual molecules, split apart, diced, and jumped on.
- what's the weirdest thing you've seen by thumbsucking — Fish on skates
- An article, the entire content of which was "it tis a circle and wewy big. it has erth stuff. like 67 adn as big as yo momma."
- Why do you (Toby Fox) look different in every picture? — Gammakid999
- I'm a video game developer. What did you expect? (also am I canonically Toby Fox now)
- What is your favorite "One ___ at a ___" article? — Gammakid999
- one sentence at a time, because I'm in it
- what is your favorite non-"one __ at a __" article — Fish on skates
- By far, it has to be Road Rage.
- What is your favorite article on my watchlist? (I'm not going to tell you what's on my watchlist) — Gammakid999
From The Logs
- 18:22, 13 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) protected 6-7 (meme) [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (preventing potential vandalism from 6 to 7 years old kids)
- Nothing of note.
- Or is there?
Top VFH Competitors
- Brown Sauce (2/1)
- Osu! (1/0)
- Hollow Knight: Silksong (0/4)
VFH Highlight Of The Week The Finals (6/1)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News Nothing here, chief.
Quote(s) of the Week "Vandalism. This vandalism only exists to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page. If I do get banned, then there will be a ratio of 6:3. If I don't get banned, there will be a ratio of 6:2. I'm Gerg, and I vandalized Turb0's user page. Not because of any spite, but because I wanted to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page (6). In fact, thank you Turb0 for editing my article (Edit farm). Well, I'm not Gerg. I have body swapped with a 10 year old. I don't know where I am, but I hate it here. I'm 10, and I miss my mommy. I love the parts of movies that contain feet. That's right, I'm 10 and I'm horny for feet. I ejaculate, and I'm 10! Sadly, in this body, I feel like I'm about to puke it after I said that, meaning that this person that I've swapped with needs to improve their horniness positivity. Oh well. How long can I extend this manifesto? Oh well. Ass. Ass. Ass. Boobies. Aw dang, it's getting late, mate! Oh well. Is Turb0 even awake? Who knows! Can he even revert this? Who knows!
Please revert this." — Gerg
I think the paperbot forgot that she had to send deez out. Deez, as in deez nuts all over your face! Hah! Dick jokes are the pinnacle of comedy. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 00:07, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
- wow, I got my own Unsignpost article! This is as close as I will ever come to being famous! --Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 00:11, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
Have a very merry UnSignpost![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
Merry Christmas.The whole story
By Fish on skates
On December 16 or 17, I asked DaniPine3 to block me until the 19th because reasons. However, I had not accounted for who would deliver the UnSignpost, figuring Turb0-Sunrise would do it. Little did I know, Turb0 had taken his name off the paperbots list, leaving me as the sole UnSignpost deliverer. This was appropriately reacted to by several editors. And might I remind you that when you sign up for UnSignpost home delivery by putting the template on your talk page, you agree not to sue?
New ASBOWAAT?!
By Fish on skates
Following a conversation on a forum thread built one comment at a time, moccasin-lover and agent of chaos OPOSSUM created a gif built one frame at a time.
Biopic
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From The Logs
- Alula blocked 208.249.1.6 with an expiration time of 1 year (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (as for you, fuck off please)
- Nothing else here.
- Nothing at all.
Top VFH Competitors
- Microwave oven (0/0)
- Frodo Baggins (4/2)
- Osu! (3/1)
VFH Highlight Of The Week I love you brah (3.5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
“this website is a prisin”
– Fish
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:40, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
Merry Christmas, you bastards[edit source]
Through hundreds of rollbacks, so much has changed since July. New users, A few old ones coming back, and a whole lot of moccasins.
As the sun sets on another year, do remember that I'm under the mistletoe right now. :3
Lovingly yours,[nuh uh]
Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas
01:30, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
The last UnSignpost of 2025![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates
It's been a wild 20th year of Uncyclopedia. Several new people joining, the continued making and purging of ASBOWAATs, tons upon tons of Deltarot (Deltarune brainrot), the return of the UnSignpost, memes abound, YANKEES SUCK!, and The Daily News.Cassie and ARandomPage come back!
By Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! Two people who haven't been heard from in a while have started editing Uncyclopedia again. Funnily enough, Page continues to describe herself as an "UnSignpost everythinger", a title which would be more fitting for Turb0 or Fish at this point.
I get nommed for UOTM
By Turb0-Sunrise
Holy shit. I all but won it, and it's still DECEMBER!
Top10 edit war
By Fish on skatesIt all started when Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2025/voting was created by Alula with a "temporary" image of some dude pointing at the reader. DaniPine3 replaced it with a picture of someone dressed as Tenna from the hit game Deltarune and later added what I can only assume is a Deltarune reference. The two admins went back and forth between the images until OPOSSUM whacked Dani with a "Delta-Trout".
Biopic
Priest Goofball is the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4. His hobbies include chess, preaching, and being the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4. Did I mention that he's the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4?
- Why does my arm hurt? — Gammakid999
- That's where i injected the virus
- do you have pet siblings — Fish on skates
- Twenty-seven.
- Favourite image on this site? — Soviet
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
- Frodo Baggins (6/2)
- Osu! (4/2)
- Microwave oven (2/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week I love you brah (4.5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News The Daily News is officially in print... well, not print. You get the point. Put {{The Daily News}} on your talk page to get daily spam in addition to your weekly spam!
Quote(s) of the Week {{{quote}}}
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:57, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery for January 1, 2026[edit source]
By ARandomPage
After having my the UnSignpost stolen revived by Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates, going on monthly month-long hiatuses for 3 years (what do you mean it's been 3 years since I was active???), and forgetting Uncyclopedia's existence despite frequently lurking in its discord server, I have forgotten how to write an UnSignpost. How do I use the template (which I myself modified back in 2022)? What do all these inputs mean? How do I write things? I'm quite sure the UnSignpost wrapper used to be centered! What's even happening in this site these days? AAAAAAAAA!
Anyway, it should be January 2026 for everyone here, right? ... Right? So, first UnSignpost of the year goes to me. I sure do love collecting meaningless achievements and titles!
...gosh, what do I even do here anymore? What am I allowed to put in this signpost, again?Deltarune can be tomorrow again
By ARandomPage
As it is now 2026, the possibility for tomorrow to be the release day of Deltarune Chapter 5 has become existent once more. Despite the halfway mark of their game having been attained, new chapters are not likely to stop the insanity of Deltarune fans. Assuming Chapter 5 is not shadow-dropped and instead has a release date announced, the world will once again have a day where "tomorrow" means "the day after today" instead of "the day a new chapter of Deltarune releases". Once that happens, there will only be up to 2 Deltarune Tomorrows until the world's concept of tomorrow returns to something that doesn't always mean Deltarune.
Biopic
I don't know what a biopic is
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From The Logs
- *plant noises.ogg*
- *animal noises.ogg*
- Oh, it meant stuff like Special:Log and stuff. Well, gotta use these sounds I recorded from inside a literal log somehow. We're keeping it in.
Top VFH Competitors
- Frodo Baggins (6/2)
- Osu! (4/2)
- Microwave oven (2/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week I love you brah (4.5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News ARandomPage writes her first UnSignpost in 3 years. She has forgotten how to do that.
Quote(s) of the Week miaaow mrrow mrrp miaow meow mreooow -Alula
ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 13:37, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
Congratumulations![edit source]
You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with "perks", such as:
- Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
- Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
- Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
- Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month
- Editing The scientifically biggest page possible (Be careful with that one.)
If you have any questions, slap MK with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that! Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:52, 7 January 2026 (UTC)
- Thank you Turb0! as a thank you present i'm going to go murder a yankee (to death)--Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 19:00, 7 January 2026 (UTC)
She un on my sign till I post[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
Holy. Fucking. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
With the new year comes the yearly awards. The scramble of the top 10. The xOTY nominations.
Alright, let's get the fuck down to business.
First off, I have a UOTM nomination open. I have 7 votes already. side note, you should vote for me. side note over.
Now, I have a UOTY too. But that's not the end of it. don't waste your time here
And to cap it all off, I have a WOTY nom too!Turb0-Sunrise hits 10,000 edits
By Fish on skates
Some dude Turb0-Sunrise has officially got 10,000 edits as of January 6, 2026. He's only been on here for like 5 months. To put that in perspective, Alula has been around since late 2021 and has around 30,000 edits. You do the math.
ColonelKurtz is back
By Fish on skates
ColonelKurtz, who took an involuntary unbreak back in October, has returned. Here's hoping he learned from whatever brought on that involuntary break!
Biopic
This biopic is about biopics. There are many different ways to write them, but I'm trying out writing them in the style of ARandomPage, who half the time treats this section as another story. I'm lazy, etc. On to the fanmail!
- Do you think Deltarune is Tomorrow? — ARandomPage
- As Toby Fox, I can state the following: Yes.
- When's the next time I come back to this site? — ARandomPage
- when deltarune comes out
- what did you get for krismas — Fish on skates
- coal
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
- Microwave oven (3.5/0)
- Osu! (4.499/2)
- Joseph Gobbles (5.5/3)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Frodo Baggins (8/2)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News nobody is doing the daily news anymore we are all LaziBums. if you want to complain please put it in the next daily news issue.
Quote(s) of the Week
“OH BOB SAGET”
--Dame Fish on skates 
CUN 19:50, 7 January 2026 (UTC)
good day comrade[edit source]
i have named you my lieutenant in this war. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:39, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
An UnSignpost did it[edit source]
By Fish on skates
Continuing on the "was here" userbox trend where people make userboxes saying they were here, Gammakid999, MK, and L10nM4st3r have userboxes of their own.
People have opinions on the Yankees
By Fish on skates
Turb0-Sunrise has started a "War of the Yankees". It all started when he made a "YANKEES SUCK" userbox. Noopnurf then made a "YANKEES RULE" userbox, and MK and Gamma quickly coming in to attack Noop or the Yankees or... I don't even know anymore. I'm just here to watch the chaos, which is why I made a "YANKEES NEUTRAL" userbox.
Beat a Dead Shoe contest
By Fish on skates
OPOSSUM made a contest for the title of "Moccasin Man" because he's done with moccasins. Soviet's Bot won by putting the most moccasins on OPOSSUM's userpage.
Injoke created and overused, setting new record
By Fish on skates
US President RealDonaldTrump made Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!), a page that was meant to test some new feature. Turb0 then voted on its VFH page, with many others including me and several admins voting. Because I think I'm sooo clever, I made a VFH page for the VFH. And because Turbs also thinks he's soooo clever, he made a VFH page for that, and a VFH page for that. Gergdown also contributed somewhat to the joke. Alula later deleted the test page and closed all of the nominations.
Biopic
Cassie, also known as Cassandra, is a bureaucrat I'm pretty sure, and has been around for a long time. Anyway, she's not dead. Pretty sure. She's on the active users template and I hope she stays a while.
- What is your opinion on '___ was here' part 2? — Gammakid999
- i have one, don't i?
- what's on your 2026 bingo card — Fish on skates
- i don't have one
- did you win 2025 bingo? — Gammakid999
- no
- do you the spoon? — Fish on skates
- no
From The Logs
- 04:47, 11 January 2026 Cassie (talk | contribs) huffed page User:Soviet (UN:VFD)
- 19:05, 14 January 2026 Alula (talk | contribs) blocked Turb0-Sunrise (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (clearly learnt his lesson from last time. oh wait)
- Abuse filter blocked MK with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (Blocked by abuse filter. Description of matched rule: Mandatory cancellation)
Top VFH Competitors
- Maxipad (3/0)
- Osu! (5.499/2)
- UnBooks:Harry Potter Summarized in Less Than a Minute (3/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Microwave oven (5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News Turbs got blocked so now I have to deliver this thing. And he was also messing with the UnSignpost template so it may look weird.
Quote(s) of the Week
“Fish "I don't change the score number" "on" skates strikes again”
– Gerg
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:41, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Driving in my car right after an UnSignpost[edit source]
By Fish on skates
L10nM4st3r and DaniPine3 blocked each other and unblocked themselves a lot. The entertaining edit summaries were "Not banned enough yet", "blocking me when i did nothing >:[", ">:]", "Finger slipped", "Finger slipped again", and "banged my head on the keyboard". See for yourself.
The Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game
By Fish on skates
MK has potatochopped a whole bunch of trading cards of active or notable Uncyclopedians to make an article that's been requested for years.
MITK song rankings still ongoing
By Fish on skates
You, yes YOU, can rank some Uncyclopedian-made songs! Part of the hit albums Make it to Ketchikan and Bust into Boston these noises you hear before you can be ranked for the second time! So what are you waiting for?
Biopic
In the span of some time that I'm too lazy to count, Deemox has gone from a total noob to a slightly less total noob. He's already made an article and in my humble opinion has quite a lot of potential.
- what would you do if someone used Template:Welcome on your talkpage nowadays? (For no particular reason) — Gammakid999
- archibe
- how about {{Oh dear}}? would you like an oh dear? — Fish on skates
- yes
- a Template:Welcome-anon, perhaps? — Gammakid999
- gimme
- What do you think about my bot? — Soviet
- you had a bot?
- What tasks should my bot do? — Soviet
- i dunno
- Are the allegations true? I'm not going to elaborate, for comedic effect. — Gammakid999
- yes and no at the same time
- favorite non-ASBOWAAT article that you didn't write — Fish on skates
- uhh get back to me on that one
From The Logs
- 20:20, 19 January 2026 L10nM4st3r blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 10 minutes (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (Not banned enough yet)
- 20:21, 19 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 10 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (blocking me when I did nothing >:[)
- 16:46, 21 January 2026 Therealcmack created page Kirkification (An author's descent into madness.)
Top VFH Competitors
- UnNews:RFK Jr. fat-shames Annoying Orange (1/2)
- Berkelium (4/0)
- Maxipad (3.5/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Osu! (7.5/2)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
“FOR THE LOVE OF JOHN, ARCHIBE!!!”
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:34, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
Greetings, Comrade![edit source]
Hello, Gammakid999, and welcome to the Communist Revolution! We hope require you'll be happy throughout all the fun events we'll go through in this journey! As of 05:35, Tuesday, February 3, 2026 (UTC), our current goals are to:
You may clean up any of the articles/templates in these categories. Our goal is to get these categories empty (or as low as possible) by February 28th.
- Divorced pages (Mainspace only)
- Articles to be merged (4 left)
- Sloppy writing (16 left)
- Templates that need a push (0 left)
- Terminator-created articles (31 left)
Since you are now a member of the Revolution, you may add this template to your user page:
 | This user has joined the Communist Revolution as a Recruit to spread Communism across this website! |
If you need the link to our headquarters, you may check out the Agenda 2026 forum! That is where we'll discuss about the next region of Uncyclopedia to conquer. People who help with our next liberation of the people will recieve a biscuit, and an increase of their rank! You might even join the Supreme Soviet of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics! HAHA!!! JUST KIDDING!!! Now go fix some pages for Papa Gergdown. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:56, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
Trout[edit source]
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Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. Alula just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include signing with hyphens (--) on the Gronk VFH page 19:14, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
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Hey, that bump is shaped like the UnSignpost![edit source]
By Fish on skates
Gergdown has unleashed an "Agenda 2026" that aims to make Uncyclopedia great again, one edit at a time. This plan has quite a few people onboard already, probably because people will join anything advertised in a big fancy box.
Teh Epik Duck unbanned, retires
By Soviet, Turb0-Sunrise, and Fish on skates
"Newcomer" and Wikipedia sock puppeteer has finally gotten unbanned after socking and vandalism. Three months ago, Teh Epik Duck consistently vandalised talk pages, forums and encyclopedic articles before being banned by Alula for being a dick.
“Unblock me now you retard.”
– Teh Epik Duck
clearly showing this was his masterstroke. He resorted to socking but was quickly banned for an extended period of three months.
However, Duck requested his userpage and subpages be deleted as he has retired. Miss him, miss him.
Last chance to vote!
By Fish on skates, who hasn't yet voted on the top 10
Time's running out to vote for the xOTY awards and the top 10 articles of 2025! So what are you waiting for? Get your LaziBum to the polls and be opinionated!
Biopic
It was L10nM4st3r's birthday on the 25th. He's the guy that made the original a story built one word at a time, a cat-loving bot, the word "tytpo", and everyone's favorite page-blanking recent-changes-flooding userscript. Here's to another year of mastering lions, or lioning masters, I'm not sure.
- Do you drive a Saab 900? — Gammakid999
- what the fuck is that
- opinions on said Saab 900? — Fish on skates
- see above
- have you attended Harvard? I'm working on a conspiracy theory and need to know. Also do you like burger king? — Gammakid999
- i attended fenway park
- do you even intend to answer any of these questions? — alula
- yes and no at the same time
- What is your home address? (I need it for the theory) — Gammakid999
- take your mother's. don't change anything about it.
- What operating system do you use? — Soviet
- one that's better than gerg's
- Do you edit at school/work? — Soviet
- yes
From The Logs
- 01:52, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 40 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (suggesting that I, an ADMIN, should get banned. this is clearly conspiracy against the [totally non-existent] cabal!!!)
- 02:18, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 41 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (idea of Turb0-Sunrise (plus, you edit conflicted on my own talkpage!!!!))
- 00:32, 28 January 2026 DaniPine3 huffed page Your Article Name (wtf is this: content was: " == The Bee Movie Script == {{", and the only contributor was "Soviet's Bot")
Top VFH Competitors
- 12 year olds invading the Internet (2/0)
- You (5/0)
- Kirkification (5.5/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Rob Gronkowski (13/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
“OH BOB SAGET!!! SHIT. SHIIIT. GOD DAMN IT!!!”
“I BLEED CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA!”
– Gergdown