SPECIAL OPERATION: GAMEOCIDE.

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GREETINGS, <insert name here>.

DO NOT SHARE THIS MESSAGE WITH ANY OTHER PERSON WHOM YOU KNOW OF, BE IT A FRIEND, A FAMILY MEMBER, OR SOME RANDOM DUDE ON THE STREET.

As part of a special top-secret operation, you have been forced to enlist in the Uncyclopedia Dogshit Extermination Agency (D.S.E.A.), to fight against the hordes of crappy UnGames that plague this site. Games with not even ten sub-pages. Games that just feel like normal text adventures that make absolutely no attempt to be funny. Games that do attempt to be funny, except they appear to have been written by 9-year-olds with ADHD who get high off of snorting Elmer's glue, or by amphetamine-addicted chimpanzees who spend their days banging on keyboards with rocks. Games where the links are so red that they joined a Communist party. And, of course, games in which every other sub-page is being about the player's devourment by a brown box-shaped monster of the darkness.

All such undesirable material must be exterminated! Not with paper shredders, nor with fire. Not even with VFD, well, actually... yes, with VFD.

TL;DR

I, OPOSSUM, am organizing a massive purging of shitty UnGames. Do you care to join?

--Uncyclopedia Dogshit Extermination Agency (D.S.E.A.)

OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 23:52, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

cool css bro --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:56, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

Thanks! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 23:27, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

so this is like UN:FFW, but for UnGames?
also, AAAAAA MY EYES ARE BEING BURNT BY THIS LAYOUT. it's really cool but also BURNING MY EYES AAAAAAA 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:42, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

Perhaps my bot can help with this endeavour? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 19:50, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

@soviet: how would it help, tho? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:56, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

A question

Should we bring back Forest Fire Week? Between OPOSSUM with his crusade against crappy ungames, and my recent additions to the VFD pile, I'd argue VFD has been much more active these days, and maybe it's time to make things dirty. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:44, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

a something

should we have Destroy Florida as a sub-game of BiB? maybe John goes to an arcade and plays it? Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:15, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: maybe that'd make BiB way larger than it should... MiK is already an incredibly huge UnGame, containing several UnGames within such as Gerg's Vancouverite thing. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:30, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

If Ketchikan has a fuck ton of mini games inside it, then why can't Bust into Boston? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 18:36, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

Games Terminated in the Operation

14 shitty games have been exterminated in the carnage...
with 2 more currently awaiting their certain fate.

• A Nice Quiz
• A text-based adventure without a cool name (remnant of deleted game)
• Bill Cipher
• Clicker
• DailyDate
• Gaim
• Launcher (remnant of deleted game)
• Through the Willows
• Undertale
• Zork Π
• Eat in 20 cm
• Through the Willows
• Destroy Florida (moved to Turb0-Sunrise's userspace)
• Turnabout

Games that may be Terminated

VFD

• Secret2: Silence
• Impossible Quiz