SPECIAL OPERATION: GAMEOCIDE.

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GREETINGS, <insert name here>.

DO NOT SHARE THIS MESSAGE WITH ANY OTHER PERSON WHOM YOU KNOW OF, BE IT A FRIEND, A FAMILY MEMBER, OR SOME RANDOM DUDE ON THE STREET.

As part of a special top-secret operation, you have been forced to enlist in the Uncyclopedia Dogshit Extermination Agency (D.S.E.A.), to fight against the hordes of crappy UnGames that plague this site. Games with not even ten sub-pages. Games that just feel like normal text adventures that make absolutely no attempt to be funny. Games that do attempt to be funny, except they appear to have been written by 9-year-olds with ADHD who get high off of snorting Elmer's glue, or by amphetamine-addicted chimpanzees who spend their days banging on keyboards with rocks. Games where the links are so red that they joined a Communist party. And, of course, games in which every other sub-page is being about the player's devourment by a brown box-shaped monster of the darkness.

All such undesirable material must be exterminated! Not with paper shredders, nor with fire. Not even with VFD, well, actually... yes, with VFD.

TL;DR

I, OPOSSUM, am organizing a massive purging of shitty UnGames. Do you care to join?

--Uncyclopedia Dogshit Extermination Agency (D.S.E.A.)

OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:52, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

cool css bro --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:56, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

Thanks! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:27, 7 January 2026 (UTC)