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This entire time I thought when you put cats in your edit summary every time[edit source]

I thought you were expressing your love for cats. But no, you were just adding categories. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:16, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: That’s funny. I do like cats. -More toasters please (talk) 22:19, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

I like cats as well. My bot loves cats too! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:23, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Do you like it when a cat does this to you?

22:25, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

It gets old after a bit.

—More toasters please (talk) 22:28, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

(the one alula sent) I actually bookmarked that image so I can add it to the pool of randomly selected cat images later. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:29, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Here's another cat image to the pile :3c 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:31, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

That's the image that inspired me to add a random daily cat image to my bot's userpage. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:33, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Category:Cat Images has lots of cat pics. —More toasters please (talk) 22:43, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, but none of them can compare to actually having a cat 22:54, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: having a cat can't compare to having multiple cats (like I do :3c) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:55, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Having multiple cats can't compare to having even one MOOSE Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 22:57, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Sounds kinda tiresome. I prefer just having one of them 22:58, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: Yeah, it'd be tough to have multiple moose Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 22:59, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: @OPOSSUM: well technically I don't "have" them. They just appeared on my country house a long time ago (when I was still a kid) and my mother started feeding them. And they've been with my family since then. We've already had like 3 or 4 generations of cat in our country house, and we're still going to have yet another generation be born on our house. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:00, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Excuse me, I believe the plural is meese. —More toasters please (talk) 23:02, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Aww that's wholesome. Who knew danipine was a big cat fan? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:03, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Idk, something's telling me that it's actually "mooses". Or maybe "mice". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 23:05, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

I like to eat chocolate mice? Hmm, doesn't quite ring the bell.. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:06, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

The plural of furnace is furni. Isn't that a.. furni joke? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:05, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Maybe it’s “meeses.” —More toasters please (talk) 23:06, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I'm not a cat fan, my mother is. Although I do like to pet the cats -well, those that let me, at least.
Also, L10nM4st3r, I should ban you again just for making that joke. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:34, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Don't threaten me, my banhammer is just as painful as yours! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 05:47, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Congratumulations![edit source]

You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:

Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month

If you have any questions, slap Fish on skates with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:43, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

Noice —More toasters please (talk) 03:13, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

My brother[edit source]

Fellow extended confirmed user, you are now drafted into...

🎖️YOU HAVE BEEN DRAFTED🎖️
into the elite forces of the
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MISSION: Write a few glorious lines(following the rules, of course) to shape the fate of a chaotic epic.
Your words may doom the world, summon a new god, or just give WAR another heart attack.

📜 To enlist: go to The Grand ASBOLAAT Story and add ONE LINE to the end. Then, wait for your next turn, and write another.
🎯 Do NOT edit others' lines. Do NOT write a banana. Do NOT back away from KALKUTNIDAK.
💥 Do it for glory. Do it for Coffi. Do it because KALKUTNIDAK must never win.

⚔️ JOIN THE STORY WAR ⚔️
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Coffi (talk) 03:23, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Page History[edit source]

Have the article history pages been kind of screwy lately?

bruh as i was typing this it fixed itself...

welp --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 00:03, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

No, it's intentional. Read the error message that comes up, it should have the answer to your question. 01:00, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

Oh im just dumb then --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 01:05, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

frick[edit source]

it did it again now it's doing a 429 error i think (correct me if im wrong)

--2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 00:05, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

I don't know, but it might be the article getting edited too fast. Also, will you ever create an account? --More toasters please (talk) 00:54, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

probably not, but i dunno. if i ever do, look for a Turb0_Sunrise floating around. --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 01:06, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

Article for The Gang[edit source]

I have an article ready to fire, should i send it out and get somebody to put it in a template? EDIT: Seeing the edit summary in ASBOLAAT, I think there should be independent articles for each person, as well as a central article on The Gang. --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 12:45, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

yo[edit source]

i made the account --The one and only Turbs (trash my edits) 01:24, 19 July 2025 (UTC)

@Turbs: Nice sig, bro. --More toasters please (talk) 21:08, 20 July 2025 (UTC)

actually its Turb0-Sunrise, the sig is lying to you --The one and only Turbs (trash my edits. DO IT ALULA YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO) 21:30, 20 July 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Oh. And I feel like that sig is asking for trouble, but who cares. --More toasters please (talk) 21:38, 20 July 2025 (UTC)

@More toasters please: no, i want it to happen. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Turb0-Sunrise (talk • contribs)

Eat my sig[edit source]

totally not me showing off my new sig --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 17:07, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

Totally not me showing off my new sig either --Dame Fish on skates

CUN

@Fish on skates: ask OPOSSUM to make you a gif for your sig if you want. --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 22:03, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

I figured out how to make it a template! --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 16:25, 22 July 2025 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: why dont you join Last person to edit wins? its fun --

Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise

(trash my edits. you better do it)

16:09, 23 July 2025 (UTC)

HI.[edit source]

I've seen you've edited the page specifically written by ME. Don't worry, tho. I'll give you another chance to contribute. But remember; it's one idea at a time, not just a word. Also, have fun too (that's the last rule on the rulesheet.) My face is beautiful, so is the rest of me!

Ok thanks, I was a bit confused about the rules. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:30, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

Congratulations. You've been inducted into the Empire.[edit source]

You have been granted the rank of Squire by your very gracious Emperor Fenris2010, may all bow down before him. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 17:39, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

world peace[edit source]

thank you, fish sticks, for solving world peace. by the way, thank you for reminding me of that one page that references ASBOBAAT in mitk. gergdown, eh (talk) 23:20, 10 August 2025 (UTC)

You're welcome, gerg up. Why have purple Canada when you can have rainbow moccasins? --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:22, 10 August 2025 (UTC)

Dark Mode[edit source]

Go to "preferences" then "Gadgets" and you'll find it. Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 17:21, 11 August 2025 (UTC)

Thank you! --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 17:29, 11 August 2025 (UTC)

vote or be destroyed[edit source]

vote for hamsters on VFH or be unalived. Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 19:18, 12 August 2025 (UTC)

It's ok. This isn't Tiktok, you can say kill. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN

ye[edit source]

Look what i did Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) 19:43, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

Do you play Java or Bedrock or both? I play both but make my videos on Java and find Bedrock much easier for multiplayer. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 19:45, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

Bedrock, and I'm building an entire city on that world. I'm on The Hive right now.

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

19:48, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

What's your Minecraft account name? --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 19:49, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

What the hell is this guy doing at spawn

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

19:50, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

That's a long name. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 19:52, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

ITS CLIPPY! CLIPPY'S IN THIS WORLD! (btw, I'm on the North America server Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) 19:56, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

Also why did some random guy change to my villager skin

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

19:59, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

clippy

ok

Care to join the UBL?

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

21:13, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

I applied to be a hot dog seller. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:16, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

nuh uh[edit source]

the text is not whiter than my family 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:46, 10 September 2025 (UTC)

Oh yeah, cause y'all sued it for copyright infringement so there needed to be a different shade of white for Template:Eldritch Zone. Now it makes sense. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:19, 10 September 2025 (UTC)

Who let me in the press room?!?[edit source]

The news-free newspaper!

September 17, 2025 • Issue #221 • Archives • Press Room

We're Back!

By Turb0-Sunrise
The UnSignpost has yet again been necromanced. This time, it's by some dickbag nobody cares about. And now, a recap of the past 2 years! The ASBOxAAT Series starts, explodes in popularity, gets vandalized, and a few get deleted. We also somehow manage to make a "Worst 100 Reflections" article two years in a row, for the first time in a decade. Hey, that's when the last good UnSignpost came out!The Chiefs Suddenly Suck! Holy Shit! By Turb0-Sunrise
In a shocking turn of events, the Kansas City Chiefs Are 0-2 at the time of writing. Looks like Taylor Swift got engaged to the whole team. Yes, that means the 2-Super-Bowl-in-a-row-team-that-did-it-without-cheating^{[citation needed]} is now on par with the Detroit Lions. Who are somehow 1-1 against Green Bay and Chicago. Actually, that makes a lot of sense for ANY OTHER TEAM EVER.

Biopic The OPOSSUM (Didelphis vespertilio futuere insanum) is a species of opossums native to southern California. It is remarkably smarter^{[citation needed]} than other species of opossums, averaging at the intelligence of an adult corvid. It has recently found itself at the center of an enviromental crisis as they were "accidentally" introduced to Oregon a couple of years ago, from which they spread throughout the remainder of the North American west coast at an alarming pace, threatening to destroy tons of ecosystems not accustomed to their Bat Fuck Insane hivemind tactics.

...this is how you write a biopic, right? I'm just gonna assume that the answer is "yes".

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16 September 2025: DaniPine3 blocked SRN01 with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Wanker: i am neurodivergent please tolerate my ban)
DaniPine3 huffed page File:Tuff diddy blud mango those who know 67 41 phonk listener effoc adrian .png (huh, it's not as interesting as I expected... it's just a scary trollface... kinda dissapointed ngl)
huh?

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VFH Highlight Of The Week UnPoetia:The Poop Sonnets (6/0)

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UnSignpost News The UnSignpost is now run by LaziBums (just not the LaziBum). We apologize for the loss of any semblance of quality that might or might've not existed beforehand.

Quote(s) of the Week {{{quote}}}

Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) 17:08, 17 September 2025 (UTC)

A factoid[edit source]

Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) 15:11, 18 September 2025 (UTC)

Permission to fire up the Pwnzor 5000?

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

15:19, 18 September 2025 (UTC)

Another: One of the rune words in the enchanting interface is "xyzzy."

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

15:37, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

I just checked the Minecraft wiki and it's true. The encyclopedia is now slightly less content-free. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 19:01, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

You use that laggy hellhole too? nice.

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

19:33, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

I use the real one, not the Fandumb one. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 19:36, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

also vote or die Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) 19:42, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

On Surprisium and Shitting My Pants last Tuesday[edit source]

So i actually 3d printed an element of surprise. haha. HOW FUCKING SURPRISING?!?!??! Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) 22:53, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

I bet I'll be surprised as to what it looks like. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 13:23, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

by god[edit source]

the amount of PJSK fans in my fucking class. Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) 17:26, 23 September 2025 (UTC)

I think you'd like it. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 01:00, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

^{[Weeb shit must and will be purged.]} (I remember seeing that on a joke afd for april fools on wikipedia)

Turb0-Sunrise

(Hunt for Red Soxtober!)

01:11, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

You will never escape the "weeb game that breaks your fingers" genre. Yes, it's a genre. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 01:16, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Also known as minecraft. without the weeb shit part however.

Turb0-Sunrise

(Hunt for Red Soxtober!)

01:19, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

There's a mod that adds Miku, so I'm sure there's some kind of pjsk thing... --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 13:29, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Damn it. The only escape is fenway. speaking of, FUCK YEAH! YANKEES SUCK!

Turb0-Sunrise

(Hunt for Red Soxtober!)

13:34, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Escape? As in the PJSK event? Mizuki's 4th focus, Our Escape for Survival? --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 13:45, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

No, escape as in "oh god get this weeb shit away" also vote or die yet again

Turb0-Sunrise

(Hunt for Red Soxtober!)

14:16, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Vote on what? --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 14:30, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

road rage Turb0-Sunrise (Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 14:32, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

That page was-- YA LEMON FACE! MAYBE YOU SHOULD GRADUATE PRESCHOOL BEFORE YOU DRIVE THAT HUNK OF JUNK! As I was saying, it was a pretty fun read. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 14:41, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

The UnSignpost rises! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]

Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

September 24, 2025 • Issue #222 • Archives • Press Room

Hunt for Red Soxtober OFFICIALLY ON! FUCK YEAH!!!

By Turb0-Sunrise
With the Tampon Bay Retards being eliminated from playoff contention, the Boston Red Sox officially clinch a playoff position. FUCK YEAH!!!!OPOSSUM Loses His Shit (for the billionth time) As usual, nobody cares. By Turb0-Sunrise
The legendary marsupial OPOSSUM has officially lost his shit. Opinion: Nebraska sucks By Schism
Man, Nebraska sucks. Think about it. They provide nothing but milk, and I can go get milk at home anyways or something. Wait... no I can't. Point is, there's other sources of cow milk or whatever. And besides, other people can make milk too! Not to mention Kansas or South Dakota, who could all easily make more milk than Nebraska if we just sink Nebraska into the sea and move all of Nebraska's population into the other states. Fuck Nebraska!

Biopic Uhh, wait until next week.

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16 September 2025:

Top VFH Competitors

Spongebob Squarepants Vs. Invader Zim (4/0)
HowTo:Burn Your Friend's House Down (3.5/0)
Cyberbullying (4/1)

VFH Highlight Of The Week Nothing's been featured since those Poop Sonnets. (/)

From The Forums

UnSignpost News The UnSignpost will now come out every Wednesday, at approximately whenever the fuck i get around to it EST.

Quote(s) of the Week {{{quote}}}

Turb0-Sunrise (Talk to me, Goose!) 20:11, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

Wow, this site's really coming back like a phoenix. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 01:01, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

YANKEES SUCK! also, UnSignpost[edit source]

In Pure Russian Fashion, The Newspaper That Reads YOU!!

October 1, 2025 • Issue #223 • Archives • Press Room

A competitor? What perverted bullshittery is this?!

By Turb0-Sunrise
In a shocking twist of events, the UnSignpost's monopoly on ~~bullshit~~ news is under a nonexistent threat. Theultimategergdown's "Gerg's Shitroom" is "a shittier version of the UnSignpost" that only he can edit. I smell perverted bullshittery! To be fair, I don't have a great sense of smell. Fuck you. Also, what's with this weird line? Yeah, that one. On the right. Other right, retard!Bermuda's Fucked. By Turb0-Sunrise
As Hurricane Humberto becomes the latest Cabo Verde swing-and-miss, Tropical Storm Imelda brews north of the Bahamas. Forecast to begin affecting Bermuda as a hurricane this afternoon. VFS is Open! By who do you think
As of earlier this morning, Alula has opened up VFS. Let the shitstorm begin. RealDonaldTrump has jumped out to an early lead.

Biopic The Olula is a Frankenstein-esque monster created by duct-taping the head of an Alula to the body of an OPOSSUM. The brain power of an Olula is very weak, as they only know hot to say one phrase, "“HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROP-" OH GOD GET THE CUCUMBERS!

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19:08, 27 September 2025 User:Turb0-Sunrise created page Backwards-ass hillbilly bullshit (←Redirected page to Lynyrd Skynyrd)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week HowTo:Burn Your Friend's House Down (6.5/0)

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Quote(s) of the Week {{{quote}}}

Turb0-Sunrise (YANKEES SUCK!) 14:22, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

and if i somehow get nommed for VFS i'm going to blow a brain gasket.

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

15:29, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Also, new minecraft update, hell yeah

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

16:31, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

New Minecraft "update" --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 17:16, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

more like drop but i dont care the copper golem is cute

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

17:18, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Gerg's Shitroom Shit Delivery[edit source]

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TropicalPanther is back!

The once banned user has now returned!
That's right! The once six-month-long-banned user TropicalPanther has now returned to Uncyclopedia as their ban has expired! In Forum:Last person to edit wins, we were all chanting down the countdown of Panther's ban date expiring.

TropicalPanther will have to deal with the new Uncyclopedian ecosystem which has changed over the six months that the user has been gone from, with the rise of the Red Sox worshipper^{[note 1]} Turb0-Sunrise, and the rise and fall of several of the new users who edited the ASBOWAAT series. This can easily be seen in the students section of the University of Moccasinia, where several users have opted to join the University, without knowing that the creator was banned.

But whenever Panther has opted to open a new beginning, reflecting on his failures, and improving on them, or he'll end up banned again, only time will tell.

The Sequel to UnNotPron, "Rooms" But nobody cared.
The sequel to UnNotPron is out in a Pre-Pre-Pre-Post-Pre-Alpha state! As of the time of writing this issue, it currently sits with two puzzles. With the creator opting for Rooms to be "...greater. ...better. This [game] won't be a puzzle only I will know. This [game] won't be [only] cipher spam. I want every puzzle here to be unique in their own ways." You should go play it! Please, I—well, I invested all my money into FTX thinking it was a good investment. But then I couldn't take my money out because I was knocked unconscious by a pigeon, and now I've lost it all. P—please. Play it here.

Turb0-Sunrise soon to be on the Hall of Shame (for real this time) ...
Damn.

Vancouverite Sojourn? I'm still working on it...
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Theultimategergdown is now Gergdown

Nobody liked Theultimategergdown as a username. Be honest.
Gergdown, formally Theultimategergdown, has now changed their username to Ger—

...okay, I can't write about myself in third person. That sounds absurdly wrong.

So instead of writing it in a third-person perspective, here is the entire history of my username.

"Theultimategergdown" isn't my usual username. The username I usually choose is "Raisinbrainguy".
Side-note: I actually have a sock puppet called Deltaruler. The Deltarune forshadowing was insane. Side-note over.
The reason why I called my username "Theultimategergdown" is actually... really complicated. Practically, back in the ages that I made Roblox experiences (god, that feels wrong to say), there was this Roblox experience I worked on called "Find the Gregs". One of the Gregs there was called "Gerg". Find the Gregs was a puzzle experience, which may seem unimportant to the story, but actually, if you look at the earliest version of my userpage, it said I was here for a puzzle. One of the Gregs had a puzzle where you had to look at pages, and look at their history to find the answer. (Which, I did try doing on Wikipedia first, but that would take too much work.) And for the puzzle, I created the atomic elements pages such as Yttrium, Cerium, Samarium, Nihonium, and Terbium for the puzzle, and after my Uncyclopedian addiction started, I also made Ytterbium and Lawrencium. And so, thus, I created Theultimategergdown, which is now Gergdown.

Well, we can finally say, Theultimategergdown is now The-un-ultimate Gergdown.

Video Essay Article Uhm...
That's right. I'm writing an article. You can see it here. I think it might be my favourite article so far.

Political Statement ...
Due to advice from my lawyers, I am legally required to not put a statement here.

...

Vancouverite Sojourn? ACTUAL PROGRESS???
HOLY SHIT!!!

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Guess I have to be the ultimate fish on skates now. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 22:57, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

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ColonelKurtz gets banned for the third-fourth-whatevereth time

Real
As Panther gets unbanned, ColonelKurtz gets banned. These events are completely unrelated—but both joined at about the same time, both had some involvment in the ASBOWAAT series, and both have been banned several times. Are ColonelKurtz and TropicalPanther the same person?

...probably not.

Right, the ban. After ColonelKurtz created an article with literally no fucking meaning, only to immediately QVFD^{[note 1]} it (which, I should mention, he has continuously been doing throughout who knows how long, like seriously, what the fuck?

TehEpikDuck gets banned for the first time Two in a day? Damn.
Damn. Like, damn.

Political Statement ...
Due to advice from my lawyers, I am legally required to not put a statement here.

...

Vancouverite Sojourn? Sadly no progress
Oh...

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TropicalPanther creates The New Tropical Times

The world is shaken once more...
It hasn't been long since TropicalPanther has had their ban expired—but recently, they've taken the chance by creating something the world did not need—another competitor to the UnSignpost. But unlike UnSignpost which has recently been flooded with Bostonian propaganda^{[Citation not needed at all, thank you very much]}, or Gerg's Shitroom which acts like some form of juxtaposition, being both a blog and a somewhat-"reliable"^{[citation needed]}^{[note 1]} newspaper, The New Tropical Times has done something no-one else has done before: Create random funny bullshit. Their first story is about themselves causing a chemical reaction between Tennessine with Hydrogen Peroxide, which caused the explosion of their waffles. I said it was funny, while Turb0-Sunrise seemed to have a deadly stroke after this revelation, and rushed to write an issue about it. But depending on whatever you think about the whole incident—a new competitor to the UnSignpost is here, and you can view The New Tropical Times here.

Well, there's one issue with this story. I ran the issue through several AI detectors, and well—it stated that it was highly likely that that issue story was written by an AI.

ZeroGPT said that that issue was 75% AI generated, Quillbot said (I should add, with medium^{[note 2]} confidence) it was 84% AI generated, and GPTZero said the whole issue was AI-generated.

Although we are still verifying the legitimacy of AI Detectors to this date, I should mention that Panther has had a somewhat-continuous record of making AI—generated articles, so perhaps this issue was indeed AI-generated. Only time will tell.

Gergdown makes a bop

Nobody cares.
Man... y'know... the bop here, y'know, it's so boppy.^{[note 3]} You should listen to it.

That's the whole story. I—I ain't being paid enough for this.

Turb0-Sunrise goes on the Hall of Shame! He's becoming a real boy!
Wait...
After getting ten votes on Road Ra—wait, he—he got ten votes on fucking ROAD RAGE? WHAT KIND OF LUDICROUS BULLSHIT IS THIS, PILE OF ABSOLUTE GEESE? WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THAT PILE OF ABSOLUTE GEESE, I'M GONNA—OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING MAN, YOU TRYING TO NASCAR THIS AND CAUSE A CRASH, YOU HORSECOCK-FOR-A-BRAIN?!

NO, WAIT, PLEASE, I'M—I'M SORRY! LOOK—I—I—N—NOO!!!

The author of this article appears to have been surprised to death. Luckily, somebody else found their computer and published the article.

THAT'S RIGHT, THIS HAS BEEN A META COMMENTARY ON TURB0'S ARTICLES!!! PLAY THE INCEPTION TITLECARD!!!

...So anyways.

Congratulations for Turb0-Sunrise for getting on the Hall of Shame! I don't know if he's ashamed of himself or not, but good job!

Vancouverite Sojourn? One page has been made!
Uh...

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Vancouverite Sojourn is finished

...

...holy shit.

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I now know why I called it Gerg's Shitroom, because it constantly shits in your talk page. It makes sense, really. gergdown, eh (talk) 04:10, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

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Wikicreator2562 tries to come back for the fifth time

That's right, it goes in the sockpuppet hole!
On January 4th, 2025^{[note 1]}, Wikicreator2562 created their Uncyclopedian account. Although their account would seem innocent, they would become one of the most infamous vandals in the entirety of the Uncyclopedian landscape. Wikicreator then continuously spammed the creation of articles like Cherbia, MediaUncyclo, and Chrz City. Although not IP-craft—it was still bad, thus, these articles were ICU'd, except for MediaUncyclo, since it was a very horrid recreation of a front page for a wiki for requesting wikis. They were banned on January 22nd, 2025, due to them not knowing how to sign, being very cryptic, being very uncommunicative, and continuously spamming the same articles. But recently, Wikicreator2562 has went Super-Gale-Mode, by creating several sockpuppets. Yeah. You can see the whole list of sockpuppets here. This is his fifth sockpuppet. Damn. Just. Damn.

The UnSignpost steals our archive system! I mean, it is a good archival system...
Pourquoi?? They stole our archival system??? T—to be honest, I don't really care about it. I mean, the header on their archival system is literally "NEW ARCHIVE SYSTEM, STOLEN FROM GERG'S SHITROOM". So it's fine. Y'know, the only active writer on the UnSignpost (well, as of writing this issue), Turb0-Sunrise, Y'know, he—he actually wrote two stories in the 10/8/2025 issue about my shit. It's like he's trying to be nice to me so that when he steals my archival system, I don't really care that much about it...

...nah, that'd be too smart. And also too stupid.

Vancouver and Vancouverite Sojourn are finished in MITK Wait, really?
"Wait, really?" is correct! It's finished! I think! It's finished! Play it here! Or don't! Like—y'know, you could just—not play it. But let's be honest, it did not need to take four months to create. Like, four months. That's a third of a year. Thank god Heartbound exists, so I can say I'm not the worst with games that take so long to release.

This is the first issue in which I could only write three stories... ...wait.
Oh shit, I just wrote another one. Fuck.

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to make this more convenient, i de-organized (is that even a word?) this so that these issues will appear under only one header. so hopefully, your talk page won't be inflated like a balloon with shit. if you want, i can make a dynamic navigation box that just combines all of these into one navbox. gergdown, eh (talk) 18:05, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

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Holy Shit Gerg's Shitroom Ain't Daily??

Ruh Roh
"Woah! What the fuck? Gerg's Shitroom isn't a daily newsletter? What the absolute shit?? I'm so offended!!!" I know that's what you're asking. Why didn't I make an issue yesterday? Why? Why? Why?!?!? Wait, y—you're not asking that? Oh. But I'm still gonna tell you why.

So practically, I was stargazing yesterday. I got to see a lot of constellations yesterday! To name a few:

Ursa Minor
Ursa Major
Cassiopeia
Cepheus
Draco
Hercules
Cygnus
Lyre
Auriga
Corona Borealis (faintly)

...okay, that was all I could see.

Not even an quarter of the constellations I could've seen in the night sky.

I also got to see a meteor flashing through the sky. Pretty cool!

What was also cool was the weather. I mean, literally, it was about 4 degrees Celsius outside (39 degrees Fahrenheit).

But that's enough about me. Enough about me. Enough about my experiences. End of story.

Turb0-Sunrise gets nominated for Writer of the Month Oh damn.
I refuse to say anything else. Good job for him. You should, well, you should vote for him. You should vote for that man. Or don't.

Video Essay Progress Something the world definitely didn't need
It's going pretty well. I guess. Honestly, I—I'm too lazy to write about anything right now..

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gergdown, eh (talk) 00:43, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

You should really merge with the signpost. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 18:24, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

i mean maybe, also how do we know you're not a zombiebaron?

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

18:53, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

How do we know YOU'RE not a zombiebaron? --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 19:17, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

i'll consider the merger soon. (aka who cares) 🍁 gergdown 🍁 ☀️ 23:25, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

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Happy 10th Issue

Yippee!!!
Happy tenth issue! That's 1/3rd of a month. That's like, a bunch. Pretty cool! If you want to celebrate this—firstly—rethink your actions. Secondly, you can play Vancouverite Sojourn by clicking on this link! Please, I—I spent four months on it. I've been living with the pigeons. And the pigeons are coming for me, because I didn't pay my rent yet. So help. I have to steal food now to make ends met.

Video Essay is finished As of writing this issue, it already has four votes on VFH
That's right! The article literally nobody needed is here! Or maybe someone did need the Video Essay article? Whatever. Oh well, because it exists now. For real. As of writing, it's been less than 6 hours since the publication of the article, and it already has four votes on VFH. Kinda cool.

Turb0-Sunrise now has the ugliest signature ever Like, really, it sucks, like, holy shit, it's so bad
I've officially found the worst signature ever. And let me break down why it's so bad.

So the first thing I hate about it is the [[File:Sun-asplode.gif]] image. The thing is, although a gif sounds great, make sure to always leave either a |link= or a |link=(your userpage) in the file. Because otherwise, it really just stinks, because when you click on the image, it just sends you to the file, which really sucks.

The next thing is a bit more obscure. Not many people know this, but instead of using <small>(your text)<small>, you can actually use {{Big|-2|(your text)}} instead. It saves file space (by like, 4 bytes). It's more convenient. It's better. It's BETTER!

The next thing is way more obvious. The usage of <big><big><big> instead of {{Big|3||}} really stinks. Why? Because it does.

And at last, was <font face="Palace Script MT">. Who would use a font like this? It sucks. You suck. I suck.

Turb0-Sunrise nominates his own article for the fourth time on VFH

This is why nobody likes him
Read abo—wai—NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Never Play Minesweeper from a Garage Sale

(At 3 AM)
Never play Minesweeper at 3 AM. I repeat. NEVER play it at 3 AM. You know why you should never play it at 3 AM? Well, it's pretty obvious. Look at the image to your right. What do you see? A very NOT normal game of minesweeper. Notice how there's a 9 on the board. A NINE. Th—that's not how minesweeper. If you didn't know, the numbers on minesweeper tells you how many squares around it are mines. So if there's a square with a 1 on it, that means it has 1 mine adjacent to it. The maximum can only be eight. So why is there a nine?? And most importantly, why is there a flying 6 on the board?? By the way, thank you for reading this story. This is actually just a ploy to make you play Minesweeper. Good gameplay loop. My only complaint is that there's no reward for completing a level, and there's no lootboxes, cosmetics, and there's also no female characters.

Video Essay gets 9 votes on VFH As of writing last issue, it had four votes on VFH
Oh cool, that one funny article I made now has NINE votes on VFH. That's pretty cool! But can we get ten? That'd be pretty cool, y'know? Ten votes? That's two digits. That's a one plus a zero... plus nine. So yeah! That'd be pretty cool. Not forcing you, of course. I'm not your father (or mother, if you don't have a father. in which... damn)

I would give my insight on how I created the article, but I think I should release it whenever I'm not half-asleep.

Turb0-Sunrise tries to nominate Surprisium on VFH, ends terribly Like, it went so bad
Yeah... it didn't go well for Turb0. Like, he put it on QVFD bad. 0 votes for, 4.5 votes against. Turb0, annoyed, distraught, said this:

"shit fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit. my next article will fucking destroy this" — Turb0-Sunrise

So anyways, Turb0, next time you nominate your own articles to "piss me off" he really did say this, lol, uh, make sure the article's feature worthy? Thank you.

The UnSignpost-Gerg's Shitroom merger?

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Video essay gets featured

And we actually got 10 votes!! Holy shit!!
That's right. Video essay actually got featured on VFH. With a grand total of ten votes, it's uh—well it's featured. Ain't that cool?? Ten votes?? The double digit number of votes?? Whatever. But also, soon after Video essay got featured, Turb0-Sunrise nominated his article HowTo:Behave Yourself on VFH. It currently sits at -2.5 votes. He nominated Surprisium to "piss me off", he nominated HowTo:Behave Yourself to "tick me off", what's next? Is he gonna nominated Skyscraper (whenever that article comes out) to "shit me off"? Oh yeah, and when I tried reporting on the UnSignpost that Video essay got 10 votes on VFH, and thus, should be going on VFH Highlight on the week, he redacted it! But it was probably because we then agreed that Moccasins should've been the highlight.

Apparently I'm nominated for adminship??? Wait what the fuck
Uh... so apparently I got nominated for admin on VFS? What the actual fuck? I haven't even gotten rollbacker yet! I mean, vote whatever your heart desires, but like—what the actual hell? I have a chance to become an admin? Holy shit! That's kinda huge!

Should I add an "Ask Gerg" section here? Why not?
The "Ask ####" trend started on who-the-fuck-cares. The most important part is that Turb0 and Forum:Ask OPOSSUM are doing it, so should I? The bestest of questions shall be put on the most recent issue.

Should I add an "Ask Gerg" section here?

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The UnSignpost-Gerg's Shitroom merger? Oh damn it actually happened LOL
Yeah... the merger happened. Though nothing changed... sorry, LOL!

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congratulations! the merger is real (though nothing has changed) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 19:36, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Oh God, not another UnSignpost![edit source]

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October 8, 2025 • Issue #224 • Archives • Press Room

Yet more competing bullshit.

By Turb0-Sunrise
We just got over Gerg's Shitroom existing^[1], and now we have yet another competitor. TropicalPanther's "New Tropical Times" has arrived on the newspaper scene this last Sunday. Damn it, I wanted the cool job nobody else had! And seriously, what's with this line? L10N! GET IN HERE AND FIX THIS!Turb0-Sunrise in the Ho(u)S(e)? By Turb0-Sunrise
Among many random events going on today, UnSignpost editor Turb0-Sunrise has made it into the Hall of Shame with his latest article, Road Rage. Sockpuppets By who do you think
We have a socker! Wikicreator2562 is a rampant sockpuppeteer. With 5 confirmed socks, be on the lookout for any article on the fictional piece of bullshit Cherbia, or anything concerning the HowTo Store.

Biopic

Gergdown, formerly Theultimategergdown, is the creator of articles such as Lawrencium, as well as Make it to Ketchikan's Vancouverite Sojourn, is ~~one of~~ the only Canadian Uncyclopedian still around. Gergdown is also the author of Gerg's Shitroom. Go read that. Nothing happens here.

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You have been blocked from editing for a period of yes for being a weeb. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop being a weeb. Thaaanks! --👻_CUN Turb0-~~Sun~~Spookrise, Esquire 👻 20:01, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

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Ask Turb0!

By Turb0-Sunrise
A new forum topic, Ask Turb0, has opened up. The forum allows people like you to ask Turb0-Sunrise questions about anything. that's right, anything. The top 5 questions each week get on the USP. Like, we need questions. Please.USP-GS Merger? By Turb0-Sunrise
Gerg's Shitroom author Gergdown and I are considering a merger. Does this really matter? No. Will anything change? No. And the merger actually happened. Will the world implode? Find out next on Uncyclopedia: The Soap Opera! What's with all the new users? By Turb0-Sunrise
Within the past month or so, several new users have popped up. Soviet, Teh Epik Duck, DestructiveCriticism, and LavaLampDrinker, just to name a few. Is this the Uncyclopedia comeback we've been waiting for for the past 12 years or so? Or is it false hope? Only time will tell.

Biopic Soviet, one of the newest users on the site, has been a prime contributer to the ASBOxAAT series, notably helping black out the whole canvas in the small version of ASBOPAAT, and creating a large Canada leaf that Fish better not turn purple! in the big version.

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What are some of the best hiking trails on the Presidential Range? -OPOSSUM — [nil {{{u1}}}]
- In short, Jewell Trail, Tuckerman Ravine Trail, and the Crawford Path.
Which is more versatile, big sticks or pool noodles? -OPOSSUM again — [nil {{{u2}}}]
- Big sticks, as they can be used for all things pool noodles can be used for, save cannons.
U got a big stick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -OPOSSUM yet again — [nil {{{u3}}}]
- Perchance.
why do you guys in new england call shit different things, why do you call water coolers "bubblers", why do you guys call "cold" as 31*F and not -1*C, ect. -Gergdown surprisingly — [nil {{{u4}}}]
- I don't know about the bubbler thing, but we do call remote controls "clickers" up here. And -1*c is basically the same as 31*f, so it's about the same.
How many hours of sleep do you get? -Soviet — [nil {{{u5}}}]
- Yes.

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Ruh Roh
I know. I know—I know. I forgot. But I'm only human, after all. (I'm only human, after all.) I forgot. I don't have dementia—I just forgot. Okay—well I didn't forget to write, I just didn't fucking feel like it anymore. Sorry... lol!

Well, as you can see by the image, I went stargazing again. And guess what? The stars fucking aligned with this trip. I got to see twenty four constellations, a comet, a meteor shower, the Milky Way Galaxy, parts of Andromeda, the Pleiades, all under a New Moon. The stars fucking aligned—both literally and metaphorically. The only thing that didn't align was the clouds that soon went in and blocked our west view of the constellations.

I had some hot chocolate there. It's about a fifty minute drive east of where I'm at.

What was also cool was the weather. I mean, literally, it was about 1 degrees Celsius outside (39 degrees Fahrenheit).

But that's enough about me. Enough about me. Enough about my experiences. End of story.

Priest Goofball Mod Is Almost Finished It's about 85-90% done... give or take.
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🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 17:23, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

The spooky USP is here![edit source]

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Spooky signatures?

By Fish on skates
The epidemic of spooky signs is almost over, hopefully. It all started when I made up a new "spookysig" featuring purple and orange as opposed to my normal eye-burning pink, Hatsune Miku blue, and neon brown. Turb0-~~Sun~~Spookrise, Esquire joined in the fun when he made up his own spooky signature. A newcomer, Teh Epik Duck, also made a spooky signature, rebranding himself as Teh Spooky Duck and putting an additional color in there, green. Who will be the next to become spooky? ALL-CAPS MARSUPIAL? Oneshot Bird, perhaps? Maybe even Daniel Pinus the 3rd? Anything goes when it's spooky sig season!Gergdown finally does something useful

By Turb0-Sunrise

Local hozer and resident dumbass Gergdown has finally done something useful for Onwards to Boston, uploading probably one of the best songs ever, "Dirty Water" by The Standells. You can listen right over there on the right.

Turb0 Upgrades His Pages By Turb0-Sunrise
After stealing various stuff from Gerg, Turb0-Sunrise's user and talk pages actually kick ass now. Seriously. Go look at them. The talk page header is particularly nice. Gerg's headers are neat too. Check those out. Identity Criseses Among Us By Who the fuck do you think
Apparently, many users are not who they think they are. According to Gerg, Alula and DaniPine3 are the same person, Opossum is ASSGORE DREEMURR, Big MOCCASIN Billy is the Friend Inside Me, Knife Guy is THE ROARING KNIGHT, and I'm Toby Fox. Ask him about it.

Alternatively, you may read it here. Biopic

Ask Turb0

what do you plan on doing for the rest of your uncyclopedian career? -Gergdown — [nil {{{u1}}}]
- Your mom!
if i were to turn you into a bigfin squid would you become Turb0-Squidrise? -number dude — [nil {{{u2}}}]
- bluug blorp blub.
the vancouverite sojourn paradox: since vancouverite sojourn has music, templates, and images, and has more pages than efo, is it technically mitk 2.5? -gerg — [nil {{{u3}}}]
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👻_CUN Turb0-~~Sun~~Spookrise, Esquire 👻 21:39, 29 October 2025 (UTC)

eesh feesh[edit source]

i have an article on vfh that might be one of my best so far. and a new sig. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 22:25, 29 October 2025 (UTC)

how many sigs do you have --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 15:10, 30 October 2025 (UTC)

3 👻_CUN Turb0-~~Sun~~Spookrise, Esquire 👻 15:14, 30 October 2025 (UTC)

noice --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 15:15, 30 October 2025 (UTC)

last i checked changing score text was not voting 👻_CUN Turb0-~~Sun~~Spookrise, Esquire 👻 17:15, 30 October 2025 (UTC)

what article was it again --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 17:30, 30 October 2025 (UTC)

the dingo ate moi baybee one 👻_CUN Turb0-~~Sun~~Spookrise, Esquire 👻 17:35, 30 October 2025 (UTC)

ok imma vote --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 17:39, 30 October 2025 (UTC)

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The Greatest Conspiracy

DaniPine3 and Alula are, in fact, the same person
On October 27th, 2025, an article was created by You Know Who, that alludes to the GREATEST CONSPIRACY THEORY EVER. Practically everybody has read it.

Mugshot 1

But if you forgot the story, ladies and gentlemen—it's about time I pull the wool from your sheeple's eyes and reveal the truth that nobody has told you yet. Nobody has told you it—because it's under layers and layers of secrecy, layers and layers of plot holes, conspiracy, Mikeness, and much, much more. That's right—users DaniPine3 and Alula are, in fact, the same person. This theory is long and explains several other plot holes in the story of Uncyclopedia Chapter 20. In fact, according to my hypothesis, OPOSSUM was right about Alula making so many Deltarune references, Pluey is the secret boss of Deltarune Chapter 5, and how, in fact, Turb0-Sunrise is actually Toby Fox.

I know! I know! I get it! You may think I'm crazy! Some guy claiming that these two very different people are actually the same person, and one of them is a sockpuppet? Very damn crazy, amirite? But the more you listen to me, the less you'll think that I'm a Lunatic, and the more you'll see that I'm right. I'm right, you're wrong. You are always wrong.

So without further ado, now begins my chime to begin my really long fucking analysis about the fact that you guys continuously refuse to believe: The fact that DaniPine3 and Alula are the same people. Or that OPOSSUM and DaniPine3 are fucking with each other... that's kinda vague on the details.

Evidence

Now, this claim seems BAT FUCK INSANE. But, have a look at the front-faced evidence, the easy shit:

DaniPine3 and Alula are in the exact same timezone.
They are both active users.
They both play DELTARUNE.
They both edit hit non-video game Make it to Ketchikan, although Alula edits it more.
They both speak in ~~hands~~ lowercase.
They almost never edit at the same time.^[2]
They both DELTARUNE TOMORROW.

Photograph of RIMDLE (he's in the egg)

Theories

Now, as the noble MATPAT said,

“First we GAME... then we THEORY.”
– MatPat

Thus, began our theorizing.

DELTARUNE Theory

This theory is entirely kept alive with these two facts:

They both play DELTARUNE.
They both DELTARUNE TOMORROW.

You know who two characters follow the same trait of being very similar to each other?

Rimdle and Pluey.^[3]

But this theory doesn't make any sense, so let's move on.

1225 (Dess) Theory

Duh.

Okay, this theory actually goes a lot deeper.

So it turns out, birds and deer have a symbiotic relationship with each other.^[4] Now, since I'm an EPIC NERD GAMER, I know what that means. But if you don't, the animals can basically work together to give each other nutrients. The bird and the deer are mutual to each other. They're mutualist creatures. (That's not a word.) But if you were to look deeper, the Nightjar bird actually also has a symbiotic relationship with goats. That's right—Alula is a Nightjar bird working together with a goat, who's DaniPine3. It all connects. After all, Asgore (the man who is on the truck) is a boy, and Dess (who is being run over) is a girl. DaniPine3 is a boy, and Alula is a girl. IT ALL CONNECTS!

It actually doesn't, though, because DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person, so this theory makes no sense. After all, you can't run over yourself.

Gaster Theory

So, if you were to look back on Archive 41 on LPTEW, you'd see some very strange text.

OOHHHH LOOK AT THIS TEXT IT IS SO UNREADABLE AND MYSTERIOUS. WAIT NO DON'T READ THE SOURCE CODE

This is the font Wingdings. Mostly known for being one letter off from being Wing Dongs, this is the font spoken by the mysterious entity from Undertale: W. D. Gaster. Notably, he is the ONLY character to speak in this font, as shown in the hidden Entry 17 that is hidden in the game files. Oh yeah—you can't really get W. D. Gaster normally. He'll appear once per one hundred games. Key note, though: He is associated with the number 6. He only appears on FUN value 66. His followers only appear throughout numbers 60-65. Oh, and also, if you were wondering, the text translates to:

“OOHHHH LOOK AT THIS TEXT IT IS SO UNREADABLE AND MYSTERIOUS. WAIT NO DON'T READ THE SOURCE CODE”
– Alula

If you weren't convinced that Alula is Wing Gaster, look at the text DaniPine3 sent.

Mugshot 2

HI IT'S ME WING GASTER THE ROYAL SCIENTIST ALSO KNOWN AS THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS

More wingdings. Seemingly innocent though, right? WRONG! WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! If you were to translate this text, using a Wingdings translator online (which, is easier said than done), or if you just look inside the source code of the forum, it shows THIS:

“HI IT'S ME WING GASTER THE ROYAL SCIENTIST ALSO KNOWN AS THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS”
– DaniPine3

Both speak in Wingdings.

Both speak in hands.

Both are W. D. Gaster.

It really makes sense, y'know? Sans alluded in one Tumblr post that he made^[5] to one enemy being two things, and, well, if you went in-game, there was this enemy that appeared as one, but was actually two enemies! And plus, he also alluded to Gaster, stating, "it'd be rude to talk about someone who's listening." A man who fell into his own creation, scattered across time and space, as an observer. It all connects! And since Sans has some knowledge of Gaster, it's not surprising that the two things phrase refers to Gaster. Two sides of the same coin. After all, his sprite, titled "spr_mysteryman.png" has two faces. One at the top, and if you were to flip the image upside-down, it appears as another face. It was why Alula acted so vigorously about the "man.ogg" sounding waltz I made, as DaniPine3 didn't respond... at all. At all for a month, actually, coincidentally after that. Coincidence? I think not.

Turb0-Sunrise is Toby Fox Theory

This one is lacklustre at first glance, but if you look at it a bit further, it actually makes a bit more sense.

Turb0-Sunrise and Toby Fox are both New Englanders.
Both lived in New Hampshire for a good portion of their lives.
Actually, Toby Fox studied at Boston, and conceived Undertale and Deltarune there.

There was another key point of evidence that is a bit vague, but still counts. I remember reading one time on X about some random gal's opinion about how Toby Fox hated his western audience. I thought that was absurd... but the more I think about it, if Turb0-Sunrise is a person who has a... er... distaste towards the Deltarune Clique, doesn't that mean they hate their western audience? Norway and Spain are both in the western sphere of influence, after all. Also: Toby Fox really likes Dirty Water.^[6] My evidence? Telepathic Toby said it in my dreams.^[7]

Pluey Theory

Well, we have to go over all the evidence. After all, I stated this theory covers how Pluey is the secret boss of Chapter number 5! Well, you see, Pluey was first mentioned whenever Toby Fox mentioned him, and practically, he's a guy I think? Nobody actually knows who Pluey is. But, when Chapters 3 + 4 released, it was revealed to what Pluey was: A fucking minigame.

But that never sat right with me. Why mention Pluey specifically? Actually, all of the Chapter 4 minigames were mentioned on Noelle Holiday's blog^[8], including Pluey. But look at the names. Pluey, Battat, and Jongler. Jongler is a play on the word jongleur, a word for a someone who's good at juggling. But look at the other two names—Pluey and Battat. Now, if you replace the B in Battat with an M, and replace the second T in Battat with a P...

MATPAT

Which, if you didn't know, is a real person. So who is Pluey?

I dunno.

OPOSSUM Is ASGORE DREEMURR

Okay, this... this is just a shitpost.

Although...

There is one template OPOSSUM uses that is the background for their header. Can you guess what it's called?

NEW HAMPSHIRE, the place where Toby lives.

This connects OPOSSUM with Turb0-Sunrise, and by extension, Toby Fox.

Pluey was first mentioned on February 17th, 2025.

And guess what they did on that day?

HE ADDED THE CAR DRIVING MINIGAME FROM MITK IN 3D.

And you know what it looks like?

It's all connected.

After all, they also added this driving minigame to MITK.

Big MOCCASIN Billy is Mr. Friend Inside Me

Friend inside me...

They're the same. (Frienderic on the left, Billy on the right)

The Final Theory

Now, from beginning to end, here is my theory:

DaniPine3 and Alula are both the same person: The remnants of W.D. Gaster. Actually, if you think about it for one second, Alula (the bird creature from OneShot) has a blue feathery appearance in the game. You know who else is blue? Sans.^[9] You know who has a red signature? DaniPine3. You know who's red? Papyrus. Now, these comparisons seem implausible, but really, think about it. W.D. Gaster is named after a font: Wingdings. You know who else speaks in a font? Sans and Papyrus. After all, they are literally named after their fonts. That's right: Alula is Sans (and by extension, remember You're genocides), and DaniPine3 is Papyrus. I mean, DaniPine3 seems more cheerful than Alula, who is more serious (but more intelligent, and I'm saying this as a nerd-ly NERD!), much like their Undertale counterparts. After all, Sans does know he's in a video game. (We don't know about Papyrus, unless they're the ROARING KNIGHT from Deltarune, in which, yes, they do know.) Alula has a higher role in the Uncyclopedian community, = more knowledge. DaniPine3, only sitting as a lonely user, has less knowledge about their surroundings. IT ALL CONNECTS!

Therefore, Sans = Alula. Papyrus = DaniPine3. Sans + Papyrus = Gaster. CASE CLOSED!

But take it from DaniPine3

“okay, so I've been reading your theory, and I have to say: I admit it, I am W. D. Gaster. you got me.”
– DaniPine3

Notes

↑ because it's actually funny. Nice work, gerg.
↑ Unless they do.
↑ Sidenote: Both of these characters... don't... appear in Deltarune.
↑ This article
↑ This actually happened LOL
↑ This:
↑ Trust me bro
↑ Complicated
↑ Although not feathery, my point stands

Okay but anyways

Happy Hallow's Eve's Eve The most complicated name ever
Happy Hallow's Eve Eve. Or, as you may say, happy Halloween Eve. Halloween's tomorrow! Ain't that crazy??? No, it's not crazy, it happens every year. It's as crazy as it snowing in the Winter. Well... y'know... there are some places where it doesn't snow. After all, it didn't snow there at all. Oh yeah, uh... Happy Halloween Eve. I don't really celebrate Halloween—I just eat candy. I know I sound like I child... but that's just how it's always been.

New Thread in LPTEW? And hey, L10n came back to make it!
It seems that L10n has the Midas Touch in Uncyclopedia. Everything he makes that is considered "entertainment" becomes an active part of the Uncyclopedian community. First, it was ASBOWAAT. And now, it is this. A new thread called Dialogue has been created in LPTEW that uses the Dialogue template to its advantage. Users may not:

Post images
Use links
Use templates
Sign

These rules were made by ME. It was made to recreate the experience you'd get if you would use the very old IRC. (I never used it)

Vancouverite Sojourn is now bigger than Escape from Ojai Wait what
HOLY SHIT.

Priest Goofball Mod Progress Pretty good.
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🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 22:23, 30 October 2025 (UTC)

I wonder who else is the same person. Maybe you and I are the same person --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 20:06, 31 October 2025 (UTC)

reread[edit source]

it's been improved. like a lot. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

happy good-job-you-wrote-featured-article[edit source]

congratulations on writing FEATURED ARTICLE. two more and you'll be on the hall of fame! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 03:41, 4 November 2025 (UTC)

Now i get to be all high and mighty! *laughs in 4 FAs*

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

Thanks. Now to write HowTo:Eat two oranges, HowTo:Eat three oranges, and HowTo:Eat four oranges... --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:22, 4 November 2025 (UTC)

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There is no news

By Turb0-Sunrise
Nothing. At. All. Interesting. Has. Happened. Period. Wait, yes there has.My userpage gets vandalized By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah. Fuck you, IP. Seriously, why mine though? Aren't there 7 or 8 active admins to do that to? What did I even do? Turb0 gets thumbsucker By Who do you think
Yeah. That happened. Thanks, MrX.

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Whos your favorite vocaloid -hockey salmon — [nil {{{u1}}}]
- none of them
What do you think of grammer not sees? -Commie — [nil {{{u2}}}]
- fuck them.
How do you spend your time outside of Uncyclopedia? -Rat — [nil {{{u3}}}]
- Bold of you to assume he does spend time outside of Uncyclopedia -Fish. Thank you, Fish.

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yer welcome --Dame Fish on skates

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A Lot Of Shit Happened This Week

Turb0-Sunrise

Unlike a certain Bostoner wants you to believe...
This week has been one of the most impactful weeks ever in my entire Uncyclopedian career. A lot of shit hit the fan, y'know? Here's the thing: Since I recently upgraded the Gerg's Shitroom template to have eight available story slots, instead of the original four, how about we go through... let's say... practically everything that has happened this week? Of course, we won't be talking about... say... literally everything. I mean "everything", as in, the "major" parts of this week. I'm not going to talk about what the 69th edit of today was. Anyway, hopefully the image of a lone trolling man to the right hasn't mesmerized your eyes yet. Because this issue of the Gerg's Shitroom will be long. Very, very, very long.

Before we begin, happy November 5th day. My ~~fall~~ AUTUMN break is coming soon.

Okay lemme finish my... my... "yapping"...

and let's actually start.

Gerg's CSS Lab opens My only useful contribution to this website
In the disarray of endless Deltarot (which, honestly, to actually explain what that is, would TAKE TOO LONG to explain)^{[note 1]}, so we're just going to ignore that I said that... and move on.

So, the Gerg's CSS Lab was an organization founded by... well... me, dumbass. It's a group of one person, that being... me... working whenever I feel like it. I've currently made the foundation for the project, the Gerg Scale, which, took way too fucking long to make. The lab has also brought out its first template: After three prototypes, I've made Template:Rand control, which allows you to choose a random number, while choosing how long the number will be. For example, if I wanted to make a random number with three digits, this would be it:

102

And this would be it with five digits:

102

Pretty neat, huh? As another bonus, it's also seperate from Template:Rand, so you can use them both for the merrier!

2

64

It isn't guaranteed to work, but I'm patching it up.

THIS ARTICLE IS ACTUALLY NOMINATED TO BE A FEATURED ARTICLE

WHY???

BREAKING NEWS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! This article that may be, the most in-jokey, the most Deltarotted piece o' crap that anybody will ever see has been nominated. That's right: My worst article has been nominated for VFH.

Horseshoe theory is a theory that states that if you're politically aligned to, say, the far-right, and you become so, so, so far-rightest-er, you become a far-anarcho-leftist. Now what does this have to do with the horrible piece o' crap article that I've written?

This article, is so, so fucking bad, that it convinced people that it was good.

ashkually it failed miserably -turb0 oh yeah i forgot to write about that gimme a sec

Oh yeah, it uh... also failed with a score of (4-4). Even fucking Bad Motherfucker despised it. Still had a better than Surprisium though, and Turb0 put ACTUAL effort into that!

TropicalPanther creates the Uncord Because that was... uh... actually nevermind
User TropicalPanther has created the Uncord. Sadly, I don't think anybody has used it yet. But also, honestly, it seemed more like a cashgrab of the original trend that L10n started. Oh well. Time will put the project in its place. Will it become the new IRC, having users use it? Or will it be forgotten? We'll see.

The Great Purple Trial in AIBOPAAT/Big The great crusade
The Great Purple Trial was a war started between the two users of Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates against Gergdown and Soviet. It lasted approximately half of a day. Starting on 8:49 AM MDT, and ending at 4:32 PM MDT, this was a war that cannot be scoffed at. Although not living up to the AIBOPAAT Canadian war, this still isn't a war to be glossed over at.

The war started with the first edit, being commited by Fish on skates. Then, user Turb0-Sunrise joined in the party by communicating to Fish with one word: "let's."

I was at school while this happened. Turb0 should've been at school while this happened. Does he use his no-school card every day or somethin'?

um akshually online school helps a whole lot with letting me fuck around during the day -turbs

oh. - gerg

After advancement, after advancement, the purple leaf reached its peak here, with an amogus successfully made, and a lot of the flag purple-ized.

Then... a three minute pause.

Then... The Gerg nation attacked.

And then it all came crashing down.

Me on the Hall of Shame ...okay well, not right now, but soon, probably.
Well, it hasn't happened yet, but it seems very, very likely.

Best Quote of the Whenever

"Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a [bitch] who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana." — Gergdown

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↑ In short, the term "Deltarot" refers to the category known as "in-jokes" inside the Deltarune community. Some of these "in-jokes" escape the Deltarune stratosphere though. Those are still Deltarot... they're just actual fucking memes. Having this gif actually being featured on a Lessons in Meme Culture video is fucking diabolical, though. That was... insane.

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are you actually from canada or is that just a bit — Fish on skates
- yeah i'm actually canadian. albertan if you wanna be specific.
does oil grow on trees? — Alula
- they do here. first, they grow on trees. then us humans and also birds grab the oil that grows from the tree. then we spread the oil to the prairie critters. then the prairie critters spread it to apples. then the apples grow legs, and go onto the trees.
why did you change your name from theultimategergdown — Fish on skates
- theultimategergdown was too long. also practically everyone called me gergdown or gerg anyway
woodchuck? — Turb0-Sunrise
- couldn't chuck chuck.
Chuck wood? — Turb0-Sunrise
- depends on what time of the day it is.

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🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 01:44, 6 November 2025 (UTC)

Oops, we did it again![edit source]

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November 12, 2025 • Issue #229 • Archives • Press Room

Gerg rips me off

By Turb0-Sunrise
August 30, 2025. I create a little project called Turb0pedia. I then proceed to forget about it for three months. Then Gerg rips me off.

Erm, actually... I didn't even fucking know about your project until now 🤓🤓🤓 I ripped off from that rat though — GergFuck By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah, I forgot about this. I've been busy. Wait for next week.

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Which "full name" do you prefer: Turbothy, Turbonathan, Turboseph, or something else? -Fish — [nil {{{u1}}}]
- Turb0 is my full first name.
Did you finally get a life? -Soviet — [nil {{{u2}}}]
- Came within about 6 inches of getting one.
Do you have a Wikipedia userpage? -Fish — [nil {{{u3}}}]
- No.
Are you tired of us asking questions? -Fish — [nil {{{u4}}}]
- No.
Do you like my humour? -Soviet — [nil {{{u5}}}]
- It's good, but not the greatest. (see Aleister or anybody else on the HOS for some pointers)

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Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:51, 13 November 2025 (UTC)

I think you forgot some curly brackets there --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 00:53, 13 November 2025 (UTC)

mind killing me because of that

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

00:56, 13 November 2025 (UTC)

or at least helping me do the brackets

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

00:57, 13 November 2025 (UTC)

Since Turb0-Sunrise is such a LaziBum, I must take his place![edit source]

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Turb0-Sunrise coincidentally "revives" his own
On the 8th of November, 2025, after seeing the success that was born after user OPOSSUM creates his own wiki, titled Opossumopedia, I decide to take a little sub-diversion from my regular career by creating User:Gergdown/Gergpedia. It was a much bigger success than I could've ever thought! It currently sits at 14 pages as of now. With it having other users edit it, honestly, as the creator of the project, I think it was a success. An almost too good success.

And uh... uh... Turb0 just happened to remember he had his own wiki at the same time. What are the chances of these happening, man?

There is one thing I shall say as the creator of the wiki: I honestly, honestly, only made it to make that Joe Biden inflation joke. If you don't get it... maybe add an r at the end. And maybe add a 34 too.

Welp, I shall give Fish on skates her well deserved cookie now.

The Canadian-Purple Leaf War article And speaking of Gergpedia...
After a long and grueling six month war, I've decided to take the challenge of writing down all of the history that occurred during the battlefields of the Canadian-Purple Leaf war. It currently sits at about a thousand words, making it one of my longest articles yet. It might actually be my third longest article so far!

I've currently wrote about the background of the conflict, the infobox on the side, and the introduction to the article. More progress will be made soon.

If you were one of the twelve users who fought in the battlefields of Canada, please, please, please write a message in the the page's talk page about your testimonies about the battle.

But that's enough about me and my boring wiki clone. Let's see how the rest of Uncyclopedia is doing! Nah jk let's talk about Deltarune

The Priest Goofball Mod is almost finished! IT'S ALMOST DONE!!!
I know. You can't believe it. But it's almost done! The only things I have left is well... barely any! In fact, I can count all the things left with one mutated hand! Well, maybe two mutated hands... maybe even three... oh well! That doesn't even fucking matter! IT'S ALMOST DONE!!!

Now, for our readers that do not know about the Priest Goofball mod, you should read here, here, and here. But if you don't feel like reading those, basically, it's a Deltarune mod that I made that gained attraction and notice from the Deltarune community. So much attraction, in fact, that I'm being forced to work on it by... uh... peer pressure, I guess. There isn't much left to be worked on it, and since I'm currently on fall break, I should have a lot more time to work on it! In fact, this is basically all I have left:

Give Susie BetterHeal
Add ComfortX
Add Goofball's MILK
Fix that one annoying very annoying nuisance-nuisancing bug in the first cutscene
Add the second cutscene

And that's practically it! Most of these are very easy to add, by the way. Except for the final two.

This whole story was made because Turb0 couldn't write jackshit. Yeah...
That's why this was made.

Oh Yeah I'm Also On The Hall of Shame LET'S GO!!!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best Quote of the Whenever

"Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a [bitch] who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana." — Gergdown

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🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 02:39, 13 November 2025 (UTC)

EMERGENCY ISSUE! Nah jk it's more deltarot[edit source]

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No blurb here this time
The Priest Goofball mod is almost done! I will be inactive this weekend as I will be drinking gallons and coffee, shooting up caffeine through my nostril, and locking the fuck in. After the two days of inactivity, I will be back. These will be my final words on this website. Well, my final words for two days. I know, I'm pulling a Coffi right now, especially the part where he said he was taking a break, and then returned two days later. And I'm not pulling a Coffi, as in the time when he had a mental breakdown. That was... uh... not fun to see.

Oh well. For our readers that do not know what the Priest Goofball mod is, stop reading this. Trust me, if you do read this, you'll sacrifice your social connections. But practically, the Priest Goofball mod was a ~~Deltarune~~ Kristal^{[note 1]} modification I made in September. It uh... became really popular. Thus, I had to work, work, and work on it. But this website kept haunting me whenever I tried to focus on the mod. Thus, I have downloaded a website blocker, and will now block this website for the entire weekend.

If I finish it (or, say, almost finish it), another issue will be made on Monday. It will be green. Because Priest Goofball is green.

Sorry for flooding you with so much Deltarot content recently. This mod has been taking my life away. Kinda sad, really. Oh well. Cya guys!

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🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 20:30, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

I asked a question there --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:51, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[edit source]

GERG'S LEAVING FOR THE WEEKEND! PERPLE LERF TIME!!!! Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:14, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

YEEAAAAHHHHH

--Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:17, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

Are we running out of USP talkpage headers? Yes.[edit source]

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November 19, 2025 • Issue #230 • Archives • Press Room

TropicalPanther gets banned

By Turb0-Sunrise
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! TropicalPanther, probably the luckiest user on the site^[1] had been banned. This came after repeatedly creating a sucky UnNews. Originally allowed talkpage access, Panther then threatened to SUE Uncyclopedia. First off, for what? Second off, with what lawyer?My userpage gets vandalized By Turb0-Sunrise
Along with several random user's pages,^[2] some dick of an IP decided to go on a vandal spree.
It was about 10:30 PM ETC. Me, Gerg, Zorua, and OPOSSUM were the only ones awake. Suddenly, ~~racoons~~ vandalism. Some IP "blanking" pages with a clever bit of wikitext. Then it escalated. Quickly. Full-on blankings, calling us cunts, and a whole shit-ton of other stuff. Fun times.

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Opinions on Chicago? — [nil {{{u1}}}]
- Ew.
Do you know what a kilometer is? — [nil {{{u2}}}]
- no
Face reveal when? — [nil {{{u3}}}]
- no
What country are you from? — [nil {{{u4}}}]
- What do you think
You like 3d modeling? -Soviet — [nil {{{u5}}}]
- Ya like jazz?

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Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:03, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

my user page and header got vandalized too. luckily, PF4Eva reverted it --Dame Fish on skates

CUN

so[edit source]

You may remember bored., the legendary memer on Tinkercad. I can prove he's a sox fan. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:14, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

i dont remember him but go off i guess --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 00:17, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

. that is all.

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

00:22, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

UPDATE: and he liked the moccasins

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

00:23, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

make a puzzle potato next. the ultimate test. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 00:25, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

Armistice?[edit source]

With the war coming to an end, I've made this:

ARMISTICE OF CHANADA

(minus the duck)
FOR ALL OF THE HIGH CONTRACTING PARTIES, In order to give me some spare time to work on my projects, and after a long fought war between all parties for the edit war to end all edit wars, and to stop this reckless fighting onto the fields of AIBOPAAT, and to finalize this war's end date, an armistice shall be agreed on by all sides of this war. This message will be sent to all current fighters of Chanada, fighting alongside the purple banner, those being:

- Turb0-Sunrise

- Fish on skates

ARTICLE 1: CLAUSES FOR CHANADA

The members of the purple leaf banner must agree to cease all fighting in Chanada, as the flag will be expected to be rebuilt by Gergdown in a week. Gergdown will also agree to cease fighting with them in Chanada. If this article is broken, this article will be declared null by Gergdown, as he will stop the perpetrator who broke this article, and restore the flag to what it was.

ARTICLE 2: FURTHER DISCUSSIONS

Further discussions will be held about the future of Chanada. This document is only here to signify the end of this war. Further discussions will be held publicly soon at an unknown location, preferably at a forum page. These discussions will only be held if all party members agree to this armistice.

SIGNING AREA

You may sign it here.

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️

~~John Hancock~~
Sir Turb0 J. Sunrise, KUN

--Dame Fish on skates CUN

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 01:28, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

i am on a mission[edit source]

to make "Yankees suck" an in-joke by any means necessary. prepare for the UnNews proclaiming it to the world Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:22, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

it's gonna get vfd'd or icu'd probably --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 17:29, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

oh is it?

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

17:31, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

oh that's... not as bad as I expected --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 17:32, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

For your outstanding bravery...[edit source]

You may add this template to your userpage!

This user was a brave fighter in Chanada.
And has lost several, several hours edit warring.

{{Chanadian fighter|purple}}

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 00:08, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

Alright, final boring issue. Next issue will be better trust :) I dunno what to write in the headers anymore[edit source]

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Priest Goofball Progress

Well, I promised it.
I'm so sorry for the amount of times I've mentioned this damn community in a row. Trust me, next issue will return back to the normal side of things.^{[citation needed]} Honestly, even I am starting to get annoyed by it, and I'm literally an enjoyer of the game. Even in real life, I can't escape from the Deltarot. Like seriously, in school, there's this art poster upstairs. And one of the drawings was the fucking Thrash Machine from Deltarune. During my class' free time, I hear that haunting "Oohoohoohoo!" as someone boots up Deltarune Chapter 2. Man, it's pissing me off.

Anyway, progress is going well. This is going to be one of those issues that won't be long. Next issue, next issue, back to normality. Trust me. Trust me. Trust the fuck outta me.

Every attack has been finished, honestly, the mod is practically almost done. Here's all that's left:

Fix a bug
Add a background
Final cutscene

And then I'll be done!

I now have Thumbsucker After some quote unquote: persuasion.
That's right, I now have the ability to suck people's thumbs! After some tiny... uh... tiny persuasion.

“Here at the Gerg's Coding Lab thingymajingy, I am "devoted" for the "improvement" of the coding of this website. That's why it's called a coding lab. Because it's a lab for coding. There, I'm "devoted"^{[citation needed]} to everything every Uncyclopedian dreams of. Uh... cool things to look at. Cool wiki-text. Cool CSS. So uh... you should give me thumbsucker. But before you read further, I do have to say, I have your mother. I stole your mother because I saw that my mother disappeared. And I thought it was you who stole my mother. We should do a trade. With the mothers. Not the things I said before.
Why you should give me thumbsucker

You see, with an edit count as FAT as me, it is only fucking necessary that you give my thumbsucker. Like seriously, it is fucking crazy to me that no one has given my thumbsucker yet. I HAVE ALMOST AS MUCH EDITS AS ALL OF THE ADMINS COMBINED IN THE LAST 30 DAYS. I MAKE UP THE MAJORITY OF THIS WEBSITE'S EDITS! I REVAMPED THREE FUCKING UNCYCLOPROJECTS'S MAIN PAGES, AS A USER! It's fucking crazy that I still dno't have Thumbsucker.

What happens when you don't.
WELL, YOU SEE... I will kill your mother. Then I will use my knowledge into javascript to burn the fuck outta these servers. Then I will hack into the FUCKING AMERICAN NUCLEAR SYSTEM. You see, there was a data-breach I found after using my password brute-forcer given to me from some Islamic rebellion fighters during the events of 9/11. I will use the Afghani password breacker technology to breach into the system disguised as an Icelandic viewer, use the data breach to breach someone's account, and then BLOW UP THE ENTIRETY OF FUCKING EUROPE! And after your fucking Northern lights post, if I see you in real life, I WILL KILL YOU!!! Ah... the story of Icarus, the boy that fell from grace by flying too close to the sun... and you're trying to bring the sun down to the fucking Earth. SO I'LL DO IT FIRST! Ain't no stopping me now... I'm gonna be on the moon! I'm gonna turn into the fucking Minotaur! Trapped in this endless maze only to be murdered eventually if you don't give me that role! If you don't, I'll give you your own wax wings, and through you thousands of feet into the fucking air!”
– Gergdown

That basically sums up this story.

Uncycloproject revamps Now I understand why Turb0 called me the "CSS Nerd"
Uncycloprojects UnBooks and UnGames have had their main pages revamped by the right honourable lord of Edmonton, Gergdown. After... "scavanging" into the code of famous user RealDonaldTrump, I can now say that I understand what the hell goes on. That's why, whenever you look inside UnBooks, you see a bunch of <div class="thing"> tags now. I've now learned that. Thank you, 3-term lasting president.

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🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 00:53, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

If/when I get Deltarune, I’m totally playing your mod. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 04:05, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

i want[edit source]

Greetings[edit | edit source]

Here at the Turb0-Sunrise's Coding Lab thingymajingy, I am "devoted" for the "improvement" of the coding of this website. That's why it's called a coding lab. Because it's a lab for coding. There, I'm "devoted"^{[citation needed]} to everything every Uncyclopedian dreams of. Uh... cool things to look at. Cool wiki-text. Cool CSS. So uh... you should give me a cookie. But before you read further, I do have to say, I have your mother. I stole your mother because I saw that my mother disappeared. And I thought it was you who stole my mother. We should do a trade. With the mothers. Not the things I said before.

Why you should give me a cookie[edit | edit source]

You see, with an edit count as FAT as me, it is only fucking necessary that you give my a cookie. Like seriously, it is fucking crazy to me that no one has given my a cookie yet. I HAVE ALMOST AS MUCH EDITS AS ALL OF THE ADMINS COMBINED IN THE LAST 30 DAYS. I MAKE UP THE MAJORITY OF THIS WEBSITE'S EDITS! I REVAMPED THREE FUCKING UNCYCLOPROJECTS'S MAIN PAGES, AS A USER! It's fucking crazy that I still dno't have a cookie.

What happens when you don't.[edit | edit source]

WELL, YOU SEE... I will kill your mother. Then I will use my knowledge into javascript to burn the fuck outta these servers. Then I will hack into the FUCKING AMERICAN NUCLEAR SYSTEM. You see, there was a data-breach I found after using my password brute-forcer given to me from some Islamic rebellion fighters during the events of 9/11. I will use the Afghani password breacker technology to breach into the system disguised as an Icelandic viewer, use the data breach to breach someone's account, and then BLOW UP THE ENTIRETY OF FUCKING EUROPE! And after your fucking Northern lights post, if I see you in real life, I WILL KILL YOU!!! Ah... the story of Icarus, the boy that fell from grace by flying too close to the sun... and you're trying to bring the sun down to the fucking Earth. SO I'LL DO IT FIRST! Ain't no stopping me now... I'm gonna be on the moon! I'm gonna turn into the fucking Minotaur! Trapped in this endless maze only to be murdered eventually if you don't give me that role! If you don't, I'll give you your own wax wings, and through you thousands of feet into the fucking air!

Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:44, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

hehe --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 19:47, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

Insert USP header here[edit source]

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November 25, 2025 • Issue #231 • Archives • Press Room

Thanksgiving is coming

By Turb0-Sunrise
It's that time of year again. Turkeys and shit. Finally.Not much By Turb0-Sunrise
Eh, it's been mostly quiet over the past week or so. LPTEW got archived, I made some new sigs, the Yankees still suck, and everybody's having a ~~gay~~ fun old time.

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AA AAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA? — AAAA AA AAAAAA
- AAA A AA.
Ethnicity? — Soviet
- murican
Rounded to the nearest millennium, how old are you? — Fish on skates
- 0

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Holy shitamole!

That's right! I've currently revamped the entirety of the Gerg's Shitroom issue lay-out! It should now look a bit better, and a bit more different from the UnSignpost design. I'm also planning on this to be a daily news site. That hopefully means a revival for this news site, and a way to make this way more different from the UnSignpost.

The new features of the new design are:

A weather channel
New font
Better colours (according to color theory)
More fluidity (whatever that is)
And much, much more!

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Which newspaper is better?

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Make it to Ketchikan at its finale

Gerg's "awesome" remix

We're a bit late to this story... better late than never!

Hit video game Make it to Ketchikan is now at it's final destination: A little tiny damn village known as Saxman, located right next to Ketchikan. After a pretty damn amazing ferry minigame created by OPOSSUM, the same user had announced on Forum:Last person to edit wins that:

“The MITK BC route is almost finished. You are now able to reach a town called Saxman, which is literally right next to Ketchikan, by kayak or by raft.

I already have idea for what to do with this very last part: John should be chased by angry locals and Aracuans from Saxman into Ketchikan itself, but I'm looking for more ideas to flesh this simple concept out a bit. Who wants to be part of the Grand Finale?”
– OPOSSUM

A lot of progress has happened so far, with Gerg remixing OPOSSUM's song for the area, Turb0-Sunrise helping with some pages, and OPOSSUM being the lead developer of the area.

Zana Dark's Templates VANISHED!

We hell busted teh SHIT outta them!!!1

After a long while, six of Zana's "horrible"^{[note 1]} templates were hell busted by Gergdown and DaniPine3. The list of hell-busted templates goes as followed:

Most of these, especially Template:A and Template:Icon gallery were useless, and could easily have been replaced with another template. Template:Float was just a more inconvenient way of doing <div style="float:right;">, Template:A/SS was just Template:Float but more inconvenient, Template:A/F was just a worse way of doing <font> tags, and Template:A/d... uh... was useless.

THE WEATHER

Thu

1 Jan 2026

31% chance of
greased lightning

Fri

2 Jan 2026

66% chance of
lonely harmonica music

Sat

3 Jan 2026

48% chance of
butt-clouds

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↑ They actually were... okay most of them were bad.

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🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 16:16, 29 November 2025 (UTC)

Pee Reviewed your article[edit source]

Honestly, great article, wo-man. Great humour, and great concept, but to improve that article, you should make it longer, and add a couple more images. Congratulations on this, Fish on skates! I hope you'll write a featured article eventually!

wait, what do you mean—they already have? oh shit...

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 02:11, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

Daily Dose of Shit[edit source]

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Someone's dog got featured

His dog on the left.

It was featured with 14 votes

So let me get this perfectly clear. A dog has had the most votes in VFH so far. A dang DOG! WHAT THE DOG DOING??? Yes, I actually meant to say that. Sorry, let's get back on course, okay?
Famous article Why?:You should not vote for my dog. Just DON'T! has got featured onto VFH with a total score of 14 votes, making it the article with the highest amount of votes received this year.^{[note 1]} Allegedly being gay, he has somehow won the game of Uncyclopedia, probably making him end up in the Top 10 of this year.
I know I was being rude to the article in the first sentence, but it's actually a pretty darn funny article. I like it! Good job Buddy (That's the dog's name) for being the best article of 2025... so far.

Alula Creates a Monstrosity

The ~~best~~ worst fan-fiction to ever exist.

After uses Alula (who may or may not be DaniPine3) and Fish on skates had a conversation about my amazing and flawless formula to kill every user to maximize productivity used the letters

A/U

, which kind of looked like an Undertale AU, Alula had created the worst thing to ever exist: An ASBOxAAT Undertale AU. You've heard me right: An ASBOxAAT Undertale AU. I knew people were getting stupider overtime, I just didn't have the evidence until now! Oh well. There's only one thing we can do. Ban every fucking user now.

Yes, I actually am going to send one every day.

And you can't do ANYTHING about it.

Get trolled, motherfucker!!! If the list gets long enough on your talk page, I will make a collapsible box to put them in.

THE WEATHER

Thu

1 Jan 2026

48% chance of
walking on sunshine

Fri

2 Jan 2026

56% chance of
angry Odin

Sat

3 Jan 2026

77% chance of
sky dandruff

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↑ So far.

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Just in time, Lunatics!!!

The song this story is actually about

Better late than never

I've forgotten to write this entry until the last couple minutes before I head towards my bed. But being late is better than forgetting to do it the entire day! That's why I've pumped out this entry. Because I really want to keep this daily streak of issues. Of course, I could pull a Turb0Bum by having every story being approximately... uh... two sentences long, on average. That's the actual reason why I made this competitor to the UnSignpost. It's because Turb0's an actual LaziBum.^{[note 1]} I have SCIENCE to prove that! But we're getting off track 'ere.

So basically, I finally finished my remix of Dash of the Madman by OPOSSUM. You can listen to it on the side. That's actually what this story was supposed to be about. Sorry...

Eh, practically nothing else.

A really normal day, huh.

Yeah... not much else here... Oh well. Let's see if tomorrow will be more ACTION PACKED than today.

THE WEATHER

Thu

1 Jan 2026

66% chance of
cocaine

Fri

2 Jan 2026

420% chance of Mr. Blue Sky

Sat

3 Jan 2026

21% chance of
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↑ Okay this ended up sounding way harsher than I envisioned

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The Certain Numbered Cabal is revealed

I would add an image of one of those SKIBIDI SIGMA PHONK 67 edits, but I resisted very easily.

Better late than never

GENTLEMEN! GENTLEWOMEN! GENTLE-NON-BINARY-FIGURES! GENTLE-ANY-OTHER-GENDER FIGURES! The world is about to end. User Fish on skates has just revealed the truth of The 67 Cabal. Yes, you heard me right, The 67 Cabal. Following the same formula as my least most favourite article User:Gergdown/DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person, The 67 cabal is a theory that states how Schism, Soviet, Ayatollah Gurkhmeini, Orangutang94, Mr. George, Curious George, Gale5050 (formerly), and the sockmaster of DaniPine3 and Alula have fallen victim to brain-rot, and by extension, the six-seven disease. This is the worst thing to ever happen. No, actually, the worst thing to ever happen was when I got my cookie snatched from me when I was 8. I've never really recovered from that...

We must hope that people recover from this disease very soon.

I am nominated for Uncyclopedian of the Month

And In DECEMBER outta all months!

I have now been nominated for the big daddy award of being the Uncyclopedian of the Month. According to my calculations, you should VOTE! I don't care if you vote for or against me, but you should VOTE! I mean, you could vote for me, and you should probably do that, but I'm not forcing 'ya! Do what your heart desires. But like:

I'm cool
Read above

That should be enough reasons to voete for me. Yese, I mispeelt these sentences on perpuse. I must make my English betterly!

THE WEATHER

Thu

1 Jan 2026

77% chance of
surfin' USA

Fri

2 Jan 2026

90% chance of
Twister sequel

Sat

3 Jan 2026

77% chance of
angry Odin

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RealDonaldTrump BANS HIMSELF!

I have no idea what to put as an image, so have this image from Fuck Around and Find Out.

So is that like, a self-assassination? Like if John F. Kennedy committed suicide?

As an incident that seemed to be ignored by the greater Uncyclopedian masses, user RealDonaldTrump has banned themselves... for eight hours. After breaking one of the most used templates ({{Big}}) by not checking on... uh... what it would look like in other pages...^{[note 1]} Thus, it was left to us, lonely users to clean up the mess. Turb0-Sunrise and I bugged RealDonaldTrump and Alula to "pretty plz revert it :3 :3 mew :3", which eventually worked after a while. The MUGA's Template advisor will now be out of their post for two days, stuck in a hole with a lot of rats according to RealDonaldTrump.

Fish on skates causes panic and turmoil onto LPTEW

She is banned for three seconds

Fish on skates has been banned for about... uh... three seconds. After he used wTool—hold on, what's that... uh... noise? Hump a doody, doodity do... walking through the area of all my buzzers and alarms... Ah, I see... Misgendering has happened. Welp, since this has a death penalty charge, I'll say one last thing:

Hi, my name is Gergdy Gergdownily, and please read this issues or I die. This story has nothing to do with the events that happened. Read the UnSignpost entry about it. Yes, this is the first time I actively promote you to read the UnSignpost. Read both newspapers! Maybe I'll rename this to the Daily News, and have ANYONE edit it! Actually... that might be a good idea...

THE WEATHER

Thu

1 Jan 2026

42% chance of
walking on sunshine

Fri

2 Jan 2026

56% chance of
raindrops falling on your head

Sat

3 Jan 2026

90% chance of
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↑ To be fair, I never did that too.

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just realized i don't actually have to make headers anymore 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 03:35, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

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Zana's Templates listed down

Navigating her templates

After so long...

After a long time of endless typing, the list of all of Zana's templates has almost been finalized. Just a bit more, and it'll be done! Sorry that there isn't a long story today, a lot has happened. Especially writing down Zana's templates. According to the sidebar on the contributions for Zana Dark, I am officially 75% done. Since I have an hour before I head towards bed, that should be EVERY SINGLE DANG ZANA TEMPLATE listed down before the end of today. That's right: Every single one. I'll finally be free, FREE! No—this website will be free! Okay, well, technically, with one article, performance actually hasn't changed that much, it's like stopping climate change by putting a lot of wind mills everywhere and then nuking every windmill.

Oh well. Sorry for the short story. At least you can sympathize with me, right, right???

War in LPTEW... no, actually, LPTEW's talk page

Yes... the war for the unemployed. Shit, that's called Pixelplace.

A war has begun in Forum talk:Last person to edit wins where several users have begun to spam increasingly larger large metallic text images of several emoticons, most famously

. Now, honestly, I don't know wh—what. What is that

doing here. What.

THE WEATHER

Thu

1 Jan 2026

\pi

% chance of
Joni Mitchell weather

Fri

2 Jan 2026

21% chance of
Twister sequel

Sat

3 Jan 2026

56% chance of
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just in time 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 03:09, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

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The Hell Busting Is Almost Done

The Hell Buster's logo, apparently.

After so long...

After ruining my sleep schedule, and after being sick, and after being on this website for over FIFTEEN FUCKING HOURS,^{[note 1]} almost every single Zana template has been hunted down, and deleted. After working with DaniPine3 who helped with huffing several articles, I've officially become a major part in the clean-up of Zana's sometimes-ugly templates. You can see the full list of Zana's templates here. The list was finished at 1:05 UTC, at December 13th, 2025, with the template {{TAWlinks}}... which was huffed. Oh well... man, I should probably stop my Uncyclopedian addiction.

Zana's templates will be fully cleaned TOMORROW. This is a goal set by ME. Do you hear that??? ME!!!

I wrote this at 9:52 PM in my timezone

Uhhh

Better late than never???

THE WEATHER

Thu

1 Jan 2026

77% chance of
greased lightning

Fri

2 Jan 2026

67% chance of
Twister sequel

Sat

3 Jan 2026

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↑ Just for comparison: The average hours spent awake per day is 14 hours.

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man i should probably set an alarm to do these. oh well 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 04:59, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

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The Hell Busting Is Done

The Hell Buster's logo, apparently.

After so long... yes, I copied this from the previous issue. I really am a LaziBum too, huh.

After my fever got worse, and after I pushed myself TO THE LIMIT! Every Zana template has been busted. I've added this part to the essay Uncyclopedia:How Zana Dark ruined the site, stating this:

“On the 6th of December, 2025, two users by the names of DaniPine3 and Gergdown brought the end to every single Zana template. After Gerg made a list of every Zana template, both users worked together to bust each and every template. Since the template remover script was broken, they had to bust every template by hand. (Most of the time, the templates that were busted just had to go through either optimization or a renaming.) At 16:37 UTC, the final template that had to be busted (Template:Cassette) was fixed and optimized by Gerg, bringing the end of Zana's reign on this website. Some tiny work still has to be done, but the seemingly impossible task of fixing every Zana template was completed.”
– That essay

Welp, I have to go to bed now. This fever is really ruining my day.

That's all

Man, nothing ever happens.

Nothing ever happens.

THE WEATHER

Thu

1 Jan 2026

20% chance of
CHOCOLATE RAIN

Fri

2 Jan 2026

64% chance of
CHOCOLATE RAIN

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3 Jan 2026

\pi

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Romartus Comes Back

Our photographers have taken an image of him... wow, he's very ugly.

Oh, that's kinda cool^{[citation needed]}

Former Uncyclopedian user Romartus has recently came back! After he left this website to join The Spoon^{[note 1]}, he has taken very long breaks from this website. The last time he edited (until now) was on April 30th, 2025, when he added a message to Leverage's talk page. But right now, on this day, this very boring day (besides the fact that my piss was orange today)^{[note 2]}, he has edited Uncyclopedia:How Zana Dark ruined the site's talk page! Due to Romartus being a long-time veteran of the website, he has had quite the experience with Zana Dark. By the way, unrelated topic, but instead of calling someone "fallen into the Dark One's grasp"^{[note 3]}, say that they fell into the Dark Side. But that's not important here or there; so here's what Romartus said:

“Interesting article about Zana Dark. Seems she saved up her worst after officially leaving the Spoon in September 2015 to come here as part of a revenge mission. Strange person.”
– Romartus

After DaniPine3 responded to his initial message, Romartus replied by saying this:

“Hello Dani Pine. Zana was an interesting writer but had serious issues with the admins of the day. Was always getting banned. Since the Fork has scrubbed her talk pages (or made it difficult to find them), a full list of her dramas are still on the Spoon. I have added a comment as it was about a user from the pre-schism days. :)”
– Romartus

Wow, she really was a dick before she even stepped foot onto this website.

The Tiny Events

NOTHING.

Nothing ever happens, bro.

So, I've devised a plan for any day that has practically no major events happening. I'll just quickly run down all the minor things that have happened today. This should keep the same integrity of what this newspaper was made for, while saving me time, and figuring out what to write when some random user shat their pants at 3 AM.

I just realized that I forgot to add an "Ask Gerg" section here.
I tell the world that I have gained the Black Death. (Well, actually, since I'm Albertan, it's actually impossible to get it here.)
My piss was brown today.
I promised to finish Vancouverite Sojourn: The Room in Back "soon".
Jangles now has 9.5 votes on VFH. Wow!

THE WEATHER

Thu

1 Jan 2026

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greased lightning

Fri

2 Jan 2026

69% chance of
angry Odin

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3 Jan 2026

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↑ Another name for the old Uncyclopedian website, [1]
↑ Orange Juice, or Orange Piss? You decide!!!
↑ The Dark One is a nickname for Zana, popularized by L10nM4st3r

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Gerg Plans on creating The Daily News

The end of an era

After months of the Gerg's Shitroom living...

After two months and eleven days, the end of Gerg's Shitroom is near. Gergdown has now just posted onto Turb0-Sunrise's talk page about a renaming of Gerg's Shitroom to The Daily News. The proposal states that the new newspaper will have anyone able to edit it, while keeping its daily factor. Details about where the new project is headed is scarce—not even a new page has made since. But who knows! Maybe this will overtake the UnSignpost. Probably not.

Fish on Skates becomes a lead writer on the UnSignpost

Two writers?? On the UnSignpost?? Impossible!

Occurring after a recent hiring event in which Turb0-Sunrise asked people to help him write the UnSignposts, user Fish on skates has taken the role of becoming a lead writer as well as Turb0. She has recently written the newest issue, writing three new stories in the issue. You can really see the difference in their writing styles. Go to the previous issue, and see the newest one. Oh well. Will this revive the UnSignpost? Although they have, like, ten users subscribed?

Oh Phew, It Turns Out Panther Isn't Back

Panther, apparently

I goofed up!

Turmoil was kickstarted on a Thursday afternoon after a user created a vanity article in the Philippines about YonKaGor. YonKaGor! Like Panther's obsession! And now since Panther recently got banned, it was not out of the ordinary that Panther may've come back with a sock-puppet. The user's name was FebruaryHas30Days. They were blocked by DaniPine3 since he initially thought that TropicalPanther came back. However, Alula did a bit more fact-checking (checking where the user came from), and figured out they were from the Philippines, and not South Korea, where Panther lives. Well, they aren't back. That's all you need to know.

Fuck Around and Find Out gets featured

"One more for my score", Turb0 says (probably)

Fuck Around and Find Out has been featured! That's all.

THE WEATHER

Thu

1 Jan 2026

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2 Jan 2026

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a little late, eh 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 02:54, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 17:35, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

Lazi-Bumrise --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:05, 2 December 2025 (UTC)

um[edit source]

how the hell do i use hotcat Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:24, 1 December 2025 (UTC)

nevermind i figured it out Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:25, 1 December 2025 (UTC)

67[edit source]

yes vro I am part of the 67 cabal, but you know too much now 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:16, 2 December 2025 (UTC)

knew it --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:21, 2 December 2025 (UTC)

The USP is back in town![edit source]

Smiting the nail of news with the plastic hammer of truth

December 3, 2025 • Issue #232 • Archives • Press Room

Now Hiring!

By Turb0-Sunrise
The UnSignpost wants writers, just like YOU! Please message Head Shitslinger^TM Turb0-Sunrise here. You get a pair of gloves so your hands don't smell, as well as a chance to get looked at funny by your peers. Offer stands until Christmas, so hurry your ass up and get in here!Still quiet around here By Turb0-Sunrise
Man, where is all the action lately? It's so quiet around here. We have 180 "active" editors, but nothing's happening. I guess a MITK page got vandalized. Gerg updated the Shitroom design, but other than that, nothing really. Perple Alerska By Who do you think
After a long war with Gergdown, the Perple of AIBOPAAT will forever be on the Alaskan flag. RealDonaldTrump Breaks Stuff By Turb0-Sunrise
RealDonaldTrump, resident President and one of our template experts, managed to break a very important template. After making an edit to Template:Big, something happened. Hundreds of pages only displaying numbers where there once was big text. After a message to Alula, it was fixed and now everything is fine again.^{[citation needed]} Biopic

Ask Turb0

What are you going to do with Turb0pedia? — Soviet
- Not sure, but probably test stuff and make articles that might go in namespace.
What do you think of Fishionary? — Fish on skates
- me likey
Are you part of the the 67 cabal? — Fish on skates
- hell no

From The Logs

Top VFH Competitors

Aragorn (6/0)
Tesco (5/0)
Google (3/0)

VFH Highlight Of The Week Why?: You should not vote for my dog. Just DON'T! (14 (HOLY SHIT)/0)

From The Forums

UnSignpost News We've switched to a new numerical system for identifying issues. It should work better for me, and also cuts down on bytes when messaging, albeit only by a few.

Quote(s) of the Week

what the dog doin -Alula
fatass deer must win -Turb0-Sunrise

Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 18:46, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

Self-trout[edit source]

Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Fish on skates just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include blanking LPTEW AND this very talk page.

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:54, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

ALULA IS ONE OF THEM[edit source]

see here. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 13:36, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

test[edit source]

@Hockey salmon: --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:08, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

you.[edit source]

you're the reason gammakid's mad at the unsignpost now. also, good news, you're now the one who sends out the damn thing
also i made a template Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:09, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

so that's what happened when I was gone --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:44, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

Here's the UnSignpost![edit source]

Now With 0 Trans Fat!

December 17th, 2025 • Issue #234 • Archives • Press Room

Walbro's back?!

By Fish on skates
Just when we least expected it, Walbro has come back and created two new articles with ridiculously long titles mentioning Donald Trump and MrX. Turb0-Sunrise listed both for QVFD and told all on LPTEW, saying that he "FUCKIN' PREDICTED IT". Worst 100 Reflections on 2025 was updated accordingly.Chiefs are DONE! By Turb0-Sunrise
Remember the first issue I wrote, when I said, "Looks like Taylor Swift got engaged to the whole team"? Well there may need to be a breakup song soon. Interception, boom, they're out of the playoffs. Suck it, walrus. 6-7 By Soviet
Recently, 6-7 on Uncyclopedia has been getting out of hand. It first started with 6-7 UnNews articles then the 6-7 article and finally the Forum to ban 6-7. The banning of 6-7 was decided by a vote with three 6-7 opposers arguing that there was way too much 6-7 and three people for 6-7. Thus 6-7 stayed. Gammakid999 crashes out By The person whose fault it was that the UnSignpost was late
On A story built one word at a time, relative newcomer and drug dealer Gammakid999 mentioned me, yes ME in their edit summaries, asking why I got blocked and where the UnSignpost was. This makes two times that I have been mentioned by name in ASBOWAAT. And yes, I did get blocked again. I requested it just like Gerg did when he took an uncyclobreak. Biopic Let me tell you a story. A story about a town down on the river, where there's a bunch of Dirty Water. You see, this area is home to the species known as Turb0s. This species is also commonly found in ASBOSAAT. It is a yellow sphere with hairy legs, huge penises, and a big blue cap. GO SOX! FUCK THE YANKEES! YANKEES SUCK!

Ask Turb0

when is Deltarune chapter 5 (gerg said you were toby fox) — Fish on skates
- 2034
Can I have your credit card? — Gammakid999
- Ok, here's the individual molecules, split apart, diced, and jumped on.
what's the weirdest thing you've seen by thumbsucking — Fish on skates
- An article, the entire content of which was "it tis a circle and wewy big. it has erth stuff. like 67 adn as big as yo momma."
Why do you (Toby Fox) look different in every picture? — Gammakid999
- I'm a video game developer. What did you expect? (also am I canonically Toby Fox now)
What is your favorite "One ___ at a ___" article? — Gammakid999
- one sentence at a time, because I'm in it
what is your favorite non-"one __ at a __" article — Fish on skates
- By far, it has to be Road Rage.
What is your favorite article on my watchlist? (I'm not going to tell you what's on my watchlist) — Gammakid999
- User:Gammakid999

From The Logs

18:22, 13 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) protected 6-7 (meme) [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (preventing potential vandalism from 6 to 7 years old kids)
Nothing of note.
Or is there?

Top VFH Competitors

VFH Highlight Of The Week The Finals (6/1)

From The Forums

UnSignpost News Nothing here, chief.

Quote(s) of the Week "Vandalism. This vandalism only exists to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page. If I do get banned, then there will be a ratio of 6:3. If I don't get banned, there will be a ratio of 6:2. I'm Gerg, and I vandalized Turb0's user page. Not because of any spite, but because I wanted to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page (6). In fact, thank you Turb0 for editing my article (Edit farm). Well, I'm not Gerg. I have body swapped with a 10 year old. I don't know where I am, but I hate it here. I'm 10, and I miss my mommy. I love the parts of movies that contain feet. That's right, I'm 10 and I'm horny for feet. I ejaculate, and I'm 10! Sadly, in this body, I feel like I'm about to puke it after I said that, meaning that this person that I've swapped with needs to improve their horniness positivity. Oh well. How long can I extend this manifesto? Oh well. Ass. Ass. Ass. Boobies. Aw dang, it's getting late, mate! Oh well. Is Turb0 even awake? Who knows! Can he even revert this? Who knows!

Please revert this." — Gerg

Also, don't ask what I did with the GS... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 00:08, 20 December 2025 (UTC)

just realized i forgot to send this to ya[edit source]

TREATY OF CHALGARY

FOR ALL USERS WHO HAVE FOUGHT IN CHANADA, to preserve the integrity of this site to be a website where we collaborate, not fight (sometimes), to give this edit war an end to truly free its soul, to give me some spare time to work on my projects, and for us to go back to our regular duties, this treaty shall be signed by all members of this war. This document, much like the Armistice of Chanada, will be sent to all of the Purple Leaf Fighters, those being:

- Turb0-Sunrise

- Fish on skates

ARTICLE 1-2: CLARIFICATIONS ARTICLE 1: CHANADIAN LAND

Chanada counts as pixels from Q-1, to 6-9 (nice!).

ARTICLE 2: MISCELLANEOUS CLARIFICATIONS

Alaska counts as pixels from V-14, to 6-24.

ARTICLE 3-6: BORDER TREATIES ARTICLE 3: CANADIAN LAND

The members of the purple leaf banner must agree to the previous Armistice of Chanada. All fighting that has been committed to the fields of Chanada shall end when this treaty shall be signed. Furthermore, Gergdown will agree to reconstruct Chanada. No vandalistic behaviour from all parties who have signed this treaty shall be placed in the lands of Chanada (See Article 1 for more information), unless Gergdown approves of the project, or it is the purple pixel stated in Article 5.

ARTICLE 4: OPERATION ROCKY

Operation Rocky, originally called Operation Clean Up, shall be committed throughout the week for user Gergdown to clean up the scars that have been placed in Chanada. All members must agree and acknowledge that this operation will begin tomorrow, and all purple leaf fighters shall not interfere with it.

ARTICLE 5: PURPLE PIXEL LEGITIMACY

All users who will sign this document must agree that there shall be one purple pixel at coordinates X-9.

ARTICLE 6: ALASKA

The purple leaf fighters will have the ability to fight in Alaska, securing it as a purple hold-out. If Operation Rocky is completed, Gergdown shall join in the purplization of Alaska.

ARTICLE 7-9: AIBOPAAT/BIG ARTICLE 7: CANADIAN LAND IN AIBOPAAT/BIG

All Canadian pixels from 0-50 to G-64 shall be declared Canadian land in AIBOPAAT/Big. The same rules from article 3 shall apply to this.

ARTICLE 8: PURPLE LEAF COMPROMISE

Gergdown will recognize the purple leaf flag to the right of the Canadian flag in AIBOPAAT/Big.

ARTICLE 9: OLD CANADIAN FLAG PROJECT

Fish on skates' old project to recreate the top-left of AIBOPAAT in AIBOPAAT/Big, including the Chanadian flag, will have the Chanadian flag excluded.

ARTICLE 10: FURTHER DISCUSSIONS

Further discussions will be held about the future of Chanada at this subpage's talk page. If you are unsatisfied with this treaty, you may talk there.

SIGNING AREA

You may sign it here.

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️

~~John Hancock~~
Sir Turb0 J. Sunrise, KUN

--Dame Fish on skates CUN (how much longer ya gonna milk this for?)

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 00:41, 20 December 2025 (UTC)

December 2025[edit source]

You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you disrupt Uncyclopedia, as you did at Forum:Last person to edit wins. If you keep doing this, I'll huff... and puff... and BLOW YOU OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!! (Also, this is just a Redwarn test.) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 00:44, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

any further testing can go to Hockey salmon btw --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:50, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

You've learned the ways.[edit source]

Congratulations, young soldiers, into the fight on improving templates. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 04:36, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

they doc on my template till i ASBOWAAT --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:17, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

You're Icarus and I'm Daedalus, y'see? I gave you those wax wings and you're gonna fly high to be a real boy! Soon, you're gonna kill the minotaur. And then you'll have a sea named after you! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 22:10, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

i know how the rest of that story goes... Icarus flies too close to the sun because he didn't give Daedalus thumbsucker or something --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:14, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

oh wow[edit source]

you deserve this

Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:15, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

thanks bruh --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:18, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

Gay trout[edit source]

Whack!

You've been whacked with a gay trout.

Don't take this too seriously. DaniPine3 just wants to let you know that you did something really gay, which may or may not include because my userpages is linked to UnSignpost, now I'm getting pinged every time you delivery it to someone's talkpage.... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:45, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

where is it linked? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:48, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

that second story Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:00, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

i thought template:u prevented that --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:02, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

Merry Christmas, you bastards[edit source]

Merry Christmas and a Turb0 New Year

I've been here only a few months, but these few have been amazing. Lots of laughs, 5 featured articles, YANKEES SUCK, and so much more.

Through hundreds of rollbacks, so much has changed since July. New users, A few old ones coming back, and a whole lot of moccasins.
As the sun sets on another year, do remember that I'm under the mistletoe right now. :3
Lovingly yours,^{[nuh uh]}

Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas

01:29, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

and a hearty :3 to you too --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:26, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

Gayer trout[edit source]

Whack!

You've been whacked with an even gayer trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Alula just wants to let you know that you did something really gay, which may or may not include pinging me 10 times while delivering the USP

08:29, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

i thought template:u prevented that? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:27, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

no it doesn't 18:30, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

oh no --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:31, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

TROUT!![edit source]

Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Gergdown just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include THERE'S A FECKING TEMPLATE FOR THAT {{University of Moccasinia assignment}} and {{University of Moccasinia due}} and {{University of Moccasinia grade}} and {{University of Moccasinia invite}}

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 14:49, 26 December 2025 (UTC)

The Daily News[edit source]

Greetings Fish on skates! So I mighte try to baneth myself for a week to just focus on the Priest Goofball mod... if I do actually do that, uh... can you take over?

A division of the UnSignpost

Contains 0 calories!

Previous Issue • 12-27-25 • Issue #1 • Next Issue

MAIN STORIES

The Daily News is officially here!

We are still confirming if our news agents are just moronic humanoid creatures with huge eye-balls.

Aye, that's pretty cool!
By Fish on skates and Gergdown

Yep! The first issue of The Daily News is out now! If it wasn't, you wouldn't be reading it. Duh. After being started on September 30th by a singular user, this simple shitpost quickly grew to be in competition with the UnSignpost, then to be merged with the UnSignpost, to finally being a direct subpage of the UnSignpost with a renaming and a complete revamp of everything.

Will this new busines – er, I mean passion project be successful? Or will a second blockbuster hit the Uncyclopedian servers? Learn more in the Future!

Now Hiring!

You'll get some donuts too...
By Fish on skates again

The Daily News currently has two editors, me and Gergdown. If you join, you get...

To control how people are informed
Your name in an Uncyclopedia article
Cool wiki-text. Cool CSS. ~~So uh... you should give me thumbsucker.~~
"Coffee"

New UnGame releases

This is what the game looks like. Lots of fucking everywhere.

Would Oooga booga: A New Way Home be the name of the sequel?
By Gergdown

That's right! To end of the season, user OPOSSUM has released the game UnGames:OBS 9000BC. Well, it's actually called the OOGA BOOGA SIMULATOR 9000 B.C., but OBS is a nicer acronym, and it also has the same acronym as the video recording software. The game has you put yourself in the shoes of a tribesman named Hooga-Chaka who must defend his tribe from an attacking tribe. The setting takes place in a now-sunken part of the Bering Strait. As of now, only OPOSSUM is allowed to edit it, according to the rules. Will this be as grand as Escape from Ojai? Probably not. That's what he said, actually.

THE WEATHER

Thu

1 Jan 2026

64% chance of
walking on sunshine

Fri

2 Jan 2026

64% chance of
normal Phoenix weather

Sat

3 Jan 2026

42% chance of
walking on sunshine

GERG'S LOAD OF SHIT

Progress Legend

Finished

Almost Finished

Great

Good

Eh

No.

Javascript
Learning	Learning	Learning	Learning	Testing	Testing	Game Creation (Maze)
Rooms
Planning	Image Creation	Page Creation	Page Creation	Page Creation	Easter Eggs	Proofreading
Priest Goofball, the main boss of Chapter Number 4 of Deltarune
Sprites	Spells	Cutscenes	Credits	Staff Attack	Mid-Term Attack	Acts

NOTES

Main Page • Archives • Current Issue • Mail

Thank you for reading The Daily News.

Have fun, and have a great day! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 02:49, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

cool I totally will um take care of it and definitely not forget to deliever --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:02, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

The Daily News[edit source]

Can I be an editor for the daily news? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 17:36, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

of course we are always looking for new editors --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:08, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

The Daily News delivery[edit source]

When do we deliver the news? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 03:11, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

whenever you think it's ready --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:21, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

Why did I get pinged 11 times[edit source]

What the hell happened? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 19:48, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

@Soviet: here's another, also that's what happens when the USP gets delivered

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

19:49, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

@Soviet: Whoever created the newest UnSignpost entry used {{U}} instead of {{No ping}} for your username. That's why. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 19:50, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

I thought the USP started using Template:Noping. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 19:51, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

@Soviet: Well... someone forgot, I guess? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 19:52, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

I suppose. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 19:52, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

STOP EDIT CONFLICTING ME YOU ASSHOLES

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

19:53, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

the template used {{u}} instead of {{no ping}}. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:54, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

i tried to tell you that but you assclowns kept edit conflicting me

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

19:55, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Skill tissue! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 19:56, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

it was the template all along.. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:56, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling issue is issue!!! Obviously not tissue!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, gerg. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:57, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, fish? As we all know, the correct way of spelling skill tissue is skill tissue!!! Obviously not skill issue!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, fish. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 19:58, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling fish is fish!!! Obviously not gerg!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:59, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Fish? As we all know, the correct way of spelling fish is fish!!! Obviously not gerg!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Fish. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 20:01, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling dumb is dumb!!! Obviously not dumbassary!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:03, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

Mugshot 1

Ladies and gentlemen—it's about time I pull the wool from your sheeple's eyes and reveal the truth that nobody has told you yet. Nobody has told you it—because it's under layers and layers of secrecy, layers and layers of plot holes, conspiracy, Mikeness, and much, much more. That's right—users Fish on skates and Turb0-Sunrise are, in fact, the same person. This theory is long and explains several other plot holes in the story of Uncyclopedia Chapter 20. In fact, according to my hypothesis, OPOSSUM was right about Turb0-Sunrise making so many Deltarune references, Pluey is the secret boss of Deltarune Chapter 5, and how, in fact, Gergdown is actually Toby Fox.

I know! I know! I get it! You may think I'm crazy! Some guy claiming that these two very different people are actually the same person, and one of them is a sockpuppet? Very damn crazy, amirite? But the more you listen to me, the less you'll think that I'm a Lunatic, and the more you'll see that I'm right. I'm right, you're wrong. You are always wrong.

So without further ado, now begins my chime to begin my really long fucking analysis about the fact that you guys continuously refuse to believe: The fact that Fish on skates and Turb0-Sunrise are the same people. Or that OPOSSUM and Fish on skates are fucking with each other... that's kinda vague on the details.

Evidence[edit source]

Now, this claim seems BAT FUCK INSANE. But, have a look at the front-faced evidence, the easy shit:

Fish on skates and Turb0-Sunrise are in the exact same timezone.
They are both active users.
They both play DELTARUNE.
They both edit hit non-video game Make it to Ketchikan, although Turb0-Sunrise edits it more.
They both speak in ~~hands~~ lowercase.
They almost never edit at the same time.^[1]
They both DELTARUNE TOMORROW.

Photograph of RIMDLE (he's in the egg)

Theories[edit source]

Now, as the noble MATPAT said,

“First we GAME... then we THEORY.”
– MatPat

Thus, began our theorizing.

DELTARUNE Theory[edit source]

This theory is entirely kept alive with these two facts:

They both play DELTARUNE.
They both DELTARUNE TOMORROW.

You know who two characters follow the same trait of being very similar to each other?

Rimdle and Pluey.^[2]

But this theory doesn't make any sense, so let's move on.

1225 (Dess) Theory[edit source]

Duh.

Okay, this theory actually goes a lot deeper.

So it turns out, birds and deer have a symbiotic relationship with each other.^[3] Now, since I'm an EPIC NERD GAMER, I know what that means. But if you don't, the animals can basically work together to give each other nutrients. The bird and the deer are mutual to each other. They're mutualist creatures. (That's not a word.) But if you were to look deeper, the Nightjar bird actually also has a symbiotic relationship with goats. That's right—Turb0-Sunrise is a Nightjar bird working together with a goat, who's Fish on skates. It all connects. After all, Asgore (the man who is on the truck) is a boy, and Dess (who is being run over) is a girl. Fish on skates is a boy, and Turb0-Sunrise is a girl. IT ALL CONNECTS!

It actually doesn't, though, because Fish on skates and Turb0-Sunrise are the same person, so this theory makes no sense. After all, you can't run over yourself.

Gaster Theory[edit source]

So, if you were to look back on Archive 41 on LPTEW, you'd see some very strange text.

OOHHHH LOOK AT THIS TEXT IT IS SO UNREADABLE AND MYSTERIOUS. WAIT NO DON'T READ THE SOURCE CODE

This is the font Wingdings. Mostly known for being one letter off from being Wing Dongs, this is the font spoken by the mysterious entity from Undertale: W. D. Gaster. Notably, he is the ONLY character to speak in this font, as shown in the hidden Entry 17 that is hidden in the game files. Oh yeah—you can't really get W. D. Gaster normally. He'll appear once per one hundred games. Key note, though: He is associated with the number 6. He only appears on FUN value 66. His followers only appear throughout numbers 60-65. Oh, and also, if you were wondering, the text translates to:

“OOHHHH LOOK AT THIS TEXT IT IS SO UNREADABLE AND MYSTERIOUS. WAIT NO DON'T READ THE SOURCE CODE”
– Turb0-Sunrise

If you weren't convinced that Turb0-Sunrise is Wing Gaster, look at the text Fish on skates sent.

Mugshot 2

HI IT'S ME WING GASTER THE ROYAL SCIENTIST ALSO KNOWN AS THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS

More wingdings. Seemingly innocent though, right? WRONG! WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! If you were to translate this text, using a Wingdings translator online (which, is easier said than done), or if you just look inside the source code of the forum, it shows THIS:

“HI IT'S ME WING GASTER THE ROYAL SCIENTIST ALSO KNOWN AS THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS”
– Fish on skates

Both speak in Wingdings.

Both speak in hands.

Both are W. D. Gaster.

It really makes sense, y'know? Sans alluded in one Tumblr post that he made^[4] to one enemy being two things, and, well, if you went in-game, there was this enemy that appeared as one, but was actually two enemies! And plus, he also alluded to Gaster, stating, "it'd be rude to talk about someone who's listening." A man who fell into his own creation, scattered across time and space, as an observer. It all connects! And since Sans has some knowledge of Gaster, it's not surprising that the two things phrase refers to Gaster. Two sides of the same coin. After all, his sprite, titled "spr_mysteryman.png" has two faces. One at the top, and if you were to flip the image upside-down, it appears as another face. It was why Turb0-Sunrise acted so vigorously about the "man.ogg" sounding waltz I made, as Fish on skates didn't respond... at all. At all for a month, actually, coincidentally after that. Coincidence? I think not.

Gergdown is Toby Fox Theory[edit source]

This one is lacklustre at first glance, but if you look at it a bit further, it actually makes a bit more sense.

Gergdown and Toby Fox are both New Englanders.
Both lived in New Hampshire for a good portion of their lives.
Actually, Toby Fox studied at Boston, and conceived Undertale and Deltarune there.

There was another key point of evidence that is a bit vague, but still counts. I remember reading one time on X about some random gal's opinion about how Toby Fox hated his western audience. I thought that was absurd... but the more I think about it, if Gergdown is a person who has a... er... distaste towards the Deltarune Clique, doesn't that mean they hate their western audience? Norway and Spain are both in the western sphere of influence, after all. Also: Toby Fox really likes Dirty Water.^[5] My evidence? Telepathic Toby said it in my dreams.^[6]

Pluey Theory[edit source]

Well, we have to go over all the evidence. After all, I stated this theory covers how Pluey is the secret boss of Chapter number 5! Well, you see, Pluey was first mentioned whenever Toby Fox mentioned him, and practically, he's a guy I think? Nobody actually knows who Pluey is. But, when Chapters 3 + 4 released, it was revealed to what Pluey was: A fucking minigame.

But that never sat right with me. Why mention Pluey specifically? Actually, all of the Chapter 4 minigames were mentioned on Noelle Holiday's blog^[7], including Pluey. But look at the names. Pluey, Battat, and Jongler. Jongler is a play on the word jongleur, a word for a someone who's good at juggling. But look at the other two names—Pluey and Battat. Now, if you replace the B in Battat with an M, and replace the second T in Battat with a P...

MATPAT

Which, if you didn't know, is a real person. So who is Pluey?

I dunno.

OPOSSUM Is ASGORE DREEMURR[edit source]

Okay, this... this is just a shitpost.

Although...

There is one template OPOSSUM uses that is the background for their header. Can you guess what it's called?

NEW HAMPSHIRE, the place where Toby lives.

This connects OPOSSUM with Gergdown, and by extension, Toby Fox.

Pluey was first mentioned on February 17th, 2025.

And guess what they did on that day?

HE ADDED THE CAR DRIVING MINIGAME FROM MITK IN 3D.

And you know what it looks like?

It's all connected.

After all, they also added this driving minigame to MITK.

Big MOCCASIN Billy is Mr. Friend Inside Me[edit source]

Friend inside me...

They're the same. (Frienderic on the left, Billy on the right)

The Final Theory[edit source]

Now, from beginning to end, here is my theory:

Fish on skates and Turb0-Sunrise are both the same person: The remnants of W.D. Gaster. Actually, if you think about it for one second, Turb0-Sunrise (the bird creature from OneShot) has a blue feathery appearance in the game. You know who else is blue? Sans.^[8] You know who has a red signature? Fish on skates. You know who's red? Papyrus. Now, these comparisons seem implausible, but really, think about it. W.D. Gaster is named after a font: Wingdings. You know who else speaks in a font? Sans and Papyrus. After all, they are literally named after their fonts. That's right: Turb0-Sunrise is Sans (and by extension, remember You're genocides), and Fish on skates is Papyrus. I mean, Fish on skates seems more cheerful than Turb0-Sunrise, who is more serious (but more intelligent, and I'm saying this as a nerd-ly NERD!), much like their Undertale counterparts. After all, Sans does know he's in a video game. (We don't know about Papyrus, unless they're the ROARING KNIGHT from Deltarune, in which, yes, they do know.) Turb0-Sunrise has a higher role in the Uncyclopedian community, = more knowledge. Fish on skates, only sitting as a lonely user, has less knowledge about their surroundings. IT ALL CONNECTS!

Therefore, Sans = Turb0-Sunrise. Papyrus = Fish on skates. Sans + Papyrus = Gaster. CASE CLOSED!

But take it from Fish on skates[edit source]

“okay, so I've been reading your theory, and I have to say: I admit it, I am W. D. Gaster. you got me.”
– Fish on skates

Notes[edit source]

↑ Unless they do.
↑ Sidenote: Both of these characters... don't... appear in Deltarune.
↑ This article
↑ This actually happened LOL
↑ This:
↑ Trust me bro
↑ Complicated
↑ Although not feathery, my point stands

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 20:06, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

okay, so I've been reading your theory, and I have to say: I admit it, I am W. D. Gaster. you got me. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:10, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

MWAHAHAHA![edit source]

The Priest Goofball Beta is finished, lunatic! You've officially lost this bet. As punishment, you must join Roblox and play Cart Ride into MPreg Tenna. The link of the game is here: [2]. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN A BONKING. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) (vote) ☀️ 03:13, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

unrelated: I made a article --Dame Fish on skates CUN 05:08, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

Ever heard of smots gaming?[edit source]

smots gaming ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 09:54, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for January 1, 2026[edit source]

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January 1, 2026 • Issue #237 • Archives • Press Room

I forgot how to write these things.

By ARandomPage
After having my the UnSignpost ~~stolen~~ revived by Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates, going on monthly month-long hiatuses for 3 years (what do you mean it's been 3 years since I was active???), and forgetting Uncyclopedia's existence despite frequently lurking in its discord server, I have forgotten how to write an UnSignpost. How do I use the template (which I myself modified back in 2022)? What do all these inputs mean? How do I write things? I'm quite sure the UnSignpost wrapper used to be centered! What's even happening in this site these days? AAAAAAAAA!

Anyway, it should be January 2026 for everyone here, right? ... Right? So, first UnSignpost of the year goes to me. I sure do love collecting meaningless achievements and titles! ...gosh, what do I even do here anymore? What am I allowed to put in this signpost, again?Deltarune can be tomorrow again By ARandomPage
As it is now 2026, the possibility for tomorrow to be the release day of Deltarune Chapter 5 has become existent once more. Despite the halfway mark of their game having been attained, new chapters are not likely to stop the insanity of Deltarune fans. Assuming Chapter 5 is not shadow-dropped and instead has a release date announced, the world will once again have a day where "tomorrow" means "the day after today" instead of "the day a new chapter of Deltarune releases". Once that happens, there will only be up to 2 Deltarune Tomorrows until the world's concept of tomorrow returns to something that doesn't always mean Deltarune.

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Oh, it meant stuff like Special:Log and stuff. Well, gotta use these sounds I recorded from inside a literal log somehow. We're keeping it in.

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UnSignpost News ARandomPage writes her first UnSignpost in 3 years. She has forgotten how to do that.

Quote(s) of the Week miaaow mrrow mrrp miaow meow mreooow -Alula

ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 13:40, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

[1] As said from the man himself. Also, YANKEES SUCK!

[2] I don't feel like explaining what this is.

[3] We had to put citation needed there, or else... uh...

[4] And sometimes low

[5] Boppy refers to uh... if a song's good or not.

[6] Dude, this is a fucking date. This isn't a bold statement. Chill out.

[7] use it's actually funny. Nice work, gerg.

[8] Unless they do.

[9] Sidenote: Both of these characters... don't... appear in Deltarune.

[10] This article

[11] This actually happened LOL

[12] This:

[13] Trust me bro

[14] Complicated

[15] Although not feathery, my point stands

[16] In short, the term "Deltarot" refers to the category known as "in-jokes" inside the Deltarune community. Some of these "in-jokes" escape the Deltarune stratosphere though. Those are still Deltarot... they're just actual fucking memes. Having this gif actually being featured on a Lessons in Meme Culture video is fucking diabolical, though. That was... insane.

[17] See this

[18] MrX's words, not mine

[19] And apparently an admin's? I can't be bothered to check recent changes

[20] They actually were... okay most of them were bad.

[21] So far.

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The UnSignpost rises! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]

YANKEES SUCK! also, UnSignpost[edit source]

Gerg's Shitroom Shit Delivery[edit source]

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Stop, collaborate and listen! USP is back with a brand new edition![edit source]

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reread[edit source]

happy good-job-you-wrote-featured-article[edit source]

Damn the torpedos USP!=[edit source]

Longest (actual) Issue yet...[edit source]

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Since Turb0-Sunrise is such a LaziBum, I must take his place![edit source]

EMERGENCY ISSUE! Nah jk it's more deltarot[edit source]

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i am on a mission[edit source]

For your outstanding bravery...[edit source]

Alright, final boring issue. Next issue will be better trust :) I dunno what to write in the headers anymore[edit source]

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What happens when you don't.

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