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This entire time I thought when you put cats in your edit summary every time

I thought you were expressing your love for cats. But no, you were just adding categories. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:16, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: That’s funny. I do like cats. -More toasters please (talk) 22:19, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

I like cats as well. My bot loves cats too! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:23, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Do you like it when a cat does this to you?

22:25, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

It gets old after a bit.

—More toasters please (talk) 22:28, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

(the one alula sent) I actually bookmarked that image so I can add it to the pool of randomly selected cat images later. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:29, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Here's another cat image to the pile :3c 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:31, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

That's the image that inspired me to add a random daily cat image to my bot's userpage. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:33, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Category:Cat Images has lots of cat pics. —More toasters please (talk) 22:43, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, but none of them can compare to actually having a cat 22:54, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: having a cat can't compare to having multiple cats (like I do :3c) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:55, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Having multiple cats can't compare to having even one MOOSE Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:57, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Sounds kinda tiresome. I prefer just having one of them 22:58, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: Yeah, it'd be tough to have multiple moose Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:59, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: @OPOSSUM: well technically I don't "have" them. They just appeared on my country house a long time ago (when I was still a kid) and my mother started feeding them. And they've been with my family since then. We've already had like 3 or 4 generations of cat in our country house, and we're still going to have yet another generation be born on our house. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:00, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Excuse me, I believe the plural is meese. —More toasters please (talk) 23:02, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Aww that's wholesome. Who knew danipine was a big cat fan? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:03, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Idk, something's telling me that it's actually "mooses". Or maybe "mice". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:05, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

I like to eat chocolate mice? Hmm, doesn't quite ring the bell.. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:06, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

The plural of furnace is furni. Isn't that a.. furni joke? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:05, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Maybe it’s “meeses.” —More toasters please (talk) 23:06, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I'm not a cat fan, my mother is. Although I do like to pet the cats -well, those that let me, at least.
Also, L10nM4st3r, I should ban you again just for making that joke. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:34, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Don't threaten me, my banhammer is just as painful as yours! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 05:47, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Congratumulations!

You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:

• Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
• Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
• Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
• Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month

If you have any questions, slap Squaw Dee with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:43, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

Noice —More toasters please (talk) 03:13, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

My brother

Fellow extended confirmed user, you are now drafted into...

🎖️YOU HAVE BEEN DRAFTED🎖️
into the elite forces of the
ASBOLAAT LITERARY LEGION

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📜 To enlist: go to The Grand ASBOLAAT Story and add ONE LINE to the end. Then, wait for your next turn, and write another.
🎯 Do NOT edit others' lines. Do NOT write a banana. Do NOT back away from KALKUTNIDAK.
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Coffi (talk) 03:23, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Page History

Have the article history pages been kind of screwy lately?

bruh as i was typing this it fixed itself...

welp --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 00:03, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

No, it's intentional. Read the error message that comes up, it should have the answer to your question. 01:00, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

Oh im just dumb then --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 01:05, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

frick

it did it again now it's doing a 429 error i think (correct me if im wrong)

--2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 00:05, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

I don't know, but it might be the article getting edited too fast. Also, will you ever create an account? --More toasters please (talk) 00:54, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

probably not, but i dunno. if i ever do, look for a Turb0_Sunrise floating around. --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 01:06, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

Article for The Gang

I have an article ready to fire, should i send it out and get somebody to put it in a template? EDIT: Seeing the edit summary in ASBOLAAT, I think there should be independent articles for each person, as well as a central article on The Gang. --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 12:45, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

yo

i made the account --The one and only Turbs (trash my edits) 01:24, 19 July 2025 (UTC)

@Turbs: Nice sig, bro. --More toasters please (talk) 21:08, 20 July 2025 (UTC)

actually its Turb0-Sunrise, the sig is lying to you --The one and only Turbs (trash my edits. DO IT ALULA YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO) 21:30, 20 July 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Oh. And I feel like that sig is asking for trouble, but who cares. --More toasters please (talk) 21:38, 20 July 2025 (UTC)

@More toasters please: no, i want it to happen.

Eat my sig

totally not me showing off my new sig --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 17:07, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

Totally not me showing off my new sig either --Fish on skates

@Fish on skates: ask OPOSSUM to make you a gif for your sig if you want. --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 22:03, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

I figured out how to make it a template! --Fish on skates 16:25, 22 July 2025 (UTC)