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May 2017[edit source]

Noob of the moment[edit source]

Syu20 of the Who-dea (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 5
  1. Nom+For I would like to resurrect this award by presenting an honest to god noob who actually writes pages. So vote or else! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:03, 7 April 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I've won NOTM 67 times. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 22:43, 17 April 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like him. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 14:35, 20 April 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 09:37, 18 May 2017 (UTC)
  5. Fedora2.png
     tip. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 00:02, May. 22, 2017

Heosphoros (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 5
  1. Nom + For User is new and eager to help. Is 1000000 times more useful than most of the sites staff ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:00, 18 May 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sure. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 01:03, 18 May 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 09:37, 18 May 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Okay! -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 12:38, 18 May 2017 (UTC)
  5. Fedora2.png
     tip. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 00:02, May. 22, 2017

Joha1980 (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 5
  1. Nom + For Produced one rather comprehensive article at Queen (band) where a lot of work went in, hope to see more! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:44, 19 May 2017 (UTC)
  2. For Yup, he is making another one. -- MB 01:16, 20 May 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Cool. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 01:55, 20 May 2017 (UTC)
  4. Fedora2.png
     tip. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 00:02, May. 22, 2017
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. - 2 years later!  Cassandra  (talk)

December 2016[edit source]

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit source]

Abacab (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom - Abacab does so much around here, with rewrites and what-not. He cares about this site more than the esteemed lazy admins do. Therefore, I think this prize is a long time coming. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 05:10, Dec. 23, 2016
    1. Thank you for the compliment. Though I must admit, after writing nonstop for several months, I decided to slack off for the past few months. I'll do some more stuff as of late.--Abacab (talk) 11:30, 23 December 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Cool guy. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 13:05, 23 December 2016 (UTC)
  3. For. MadMax (talk) 17:58, 23 December 2016 (UTC)

January 2018[edit source]

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit source]

PF4Eva (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom - PF4Eva keeps me going with writing articles ever since I returned to the site. He tries really hard and it's really inspiring. I think he deserves it. Just a little comment for PF4Eva - if an UnNews isn't funny then it's just news, so it's going to suck ass, no matter WHAT. ~ Kakun · talk 23:47, 31 December 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Self for - After a five-month dry spell, seeing a 2015 documentary about National Lampoon lit a fire under my ass to help Uncyclopedia aspire to that level. And I picked quite a year to "return." After Trump won, I became very hard-hitting, even if I've squabbled. But hey, how many times did Woodstein squabble with Bradlee? Anyway, I've done a lot to show that Uncyclopedia isn't a graveyard. And doesn't Purple Rain Man count for anything? Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 10:13, 1 January 2018 (UTC)

November 2019[edit source]

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit source]

Y[edit source]

Score: 6

December 2019[edit source]

Writer of the Month[edit source]

Hyetts (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 4

Yearly Awards 2019[edit source]

UOTY[edit source]

EMC (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 9
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom+For. EMC has shown a level of dedication to the Uncyclopedian cause that is nearly unparalled. Definite For.  Cassandra  (talk07:00pm  December 31, 1969
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 07:22, 1 January 2020 (UTC)
  • For Deserves this award more than anyone. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 07:32:24 2020/01/01 UTC
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He stole $68 from Mark Zuckerberg just to pay for the server. A real mensch. User:CandidToaster/sig 15:09, 1 January 2020 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Uncyclopedian of every year, as far as I'm concerned. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 07:35, 3 January 2020 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Successfully finished judging the 2019 aristocrats before 2021. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:53, 5 January, 2020 (UTC)
  • I couldn't think of a more worthy sack of shit than EMC. Mazel tov. ShabiDOO 20:34, 5 January 2020 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For - He was already just about the most dedicated user we had, but going to bat with legal issues and bringing in a lawyer is next level. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 02:27, Jan. 6, 2020
  • Symbol for vote.svg F☭R Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png

WOTY[edit source]

PF4Eva (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 6
  • Nom and For The King of UnNews deserves the big one. I heard that the president is in a peach? — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 07:33:44 2020/01/01 UTC
  • Symbol for vote.svg Yeah 4 sure ~ Kakun · talk 09:11, 1 January 2020 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.  Cassandra  (talk07:00pm  December 31, 1969
  • I suppose this gobshite will do ShabiDOO 20:32, 5 January 2020 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. PF4 actually writes for a site that's meant to be for writing. User:CandidToaster/sig 03:54, 6 January 2020 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Clinton made me do this Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:38, 6 January, 2020 (UTC)

July 2020[edit source]

NOTM[edit source]

MrX (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 7
  • Nom+For Wrote a reasonably good first article, constructively edits and unlike certain other MrX's, can speak coherently. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:24, 6 February 2020 (UTC)
  • For I like him, he's got potential and already he's got a cool personality. I'm leaving my vote in advance because I believe he'll be one of Uncyclopedia's greatest in the future. --RealLifeCartman (talk) 21:38, 2 April 2020 (UTC)
  • Strong for and PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. He's been working away like a madlad on steroids. I fucking love his work. - Risviltsov Yell at me! 06:45, 12 April 2020 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Great stuff. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 19:04, 3 June, 2020 (UTC)
  • For -- The Zombiebaron 19:06, 3 June 2020 (UTC)
  • Derp ShabiDOO 19:12, 28 June 2020 (UTC)
  • For — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 17:56:07 2020/08/10 UTC

September 2020[edit source]

UotM[edit source]

Cat the Colourful (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 6
  • Nom/For Let's actually vote this time, Cat is a good admin who actually does their admin duties, I think they are very deserving of this award. Stan Charli XCX. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 16:57:31 2020/09/19 UTC
  • Strong For Has been very deserving of this award for a long time now. -- The Zombiebaron 16:59, 19 September 2020 (UTC)
  • For Does Great Stuff. ~ Kakun · talk 17:28, 19 September 2020 (UTC)
  • For Derp de derp de derpity derp derp!!! ShabiDOO 19:01, 19 September 2020 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He finnishes the job. Eh? Eh? User:CandidToaster/sig 21:01, 19 September 2020 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Very helpful and productive. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:24, 21 September 2020 (UTC)

WotM[edit source]

MrX (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 7

NotM[edit source]

Hyetts (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 7
  • N+F Has been around a few months and deserves this belatedly. Writes stuff, need I say more? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:31, 23 January 2020 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Edits stuff. User:CandidToaster/sig 03:36, 23 January 2020 (UTC)
  • Ankh smite.png Bless. Yup.  Cassandra  (talk07:00pm  December 31, 1969 01.23.2020 03:40AM
  • For I think he already won writer of the month? — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 00:39:00 2020/01/24 UTC
  • For His contributions to United States (fixing the capital) helped me with my contributions to Florida (fixing the capital). Thanks bro! You handsome devil fellow noob you :) MrX (talk) 08:32, 7 February 2020 (UTC)
Sorry, clarifying, he showed me that there is a page about Disneyland/World. My apologies for bad links earlier. And he did a great job linking the largest city of the United States. MrX (talk) 08:36, 7 February 2020 (UTC)
  • For Deserves this because of his exceptional work to this project. --RealLifeCartman (talk) 21:36, 2 April 2020 (UTC)
  • Boobies!.png Boobies! Doing a hell of a lot of good work. - Risviltsov Yell at me! 07:15, 12 April 2020 (UTC)

Vlalf (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 1
  • Nom+For Has really hit the ground running with writing new content. Barely registered for 2 weeks and already has as many articles to their name, with a third one one the way. They are also pretty damn good articles. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:45, 8 February 2020 (UTC)
  • For West Berlin :) MrX (talk) 18:32, 10 February 2020 (UTC)

Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 7
  1. Nom+For having the second best username ever, after <insert name here> of course, and hitting the ground running harder than, um, your mom? Yeah, let's go with that. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:04, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Seems to get the joke. P.S. MrX used {{username}}. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:42, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Why not? Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 16:56, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
    Such a noob he forgot to update the score. LOL! Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:32, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. FUCK WIKIPEDIA ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  19:20, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
  5. Fuck uncyclopedia derp! ShabiDOO 13:47, 23 January 2021 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. I don't think <insert name here>'s username is that cool... -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 16:56, 26 January 2021 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. he's got the drive, and some form of talent ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me woo) 16:34, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

#Useless faggot. We totally need them. ShabiDOO 18:44, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Shab, you already voted once... WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:36, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Sudux (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 1

#Symbol for vote.svg Nom and for He has written Among Us, one of our most high quality articles that got 8 supports at at VFH, which is extremely high. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 14:37, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

  1. For ShabiDOO 18:44, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Unfortunately hasn't been too active lately. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  19:20, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
    1. I'm not actually really a newb, I wrote my first Uncyclopedia article, King Dedede, back 29 August 2018‎. I just didn't write for a while afterwards until recently. Sudux (talk) 01:46, 23 January 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Oh, in that case, never mind. Probably should've checked. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 01:59, 23 January 2021 (UTC)

April 2021[edit source]

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit source]

Cassie[edit source]

Score: 6

JJPMaster[edit source]

Score: 1

Woody![edit source]

Score: Error
  • Nom Guys, I got rid of a dash that my so-called rival for UotY, Cassie left in a form that he also had the idea for and then created. I deserve this. The Woodburninator WoodyHead.png Minimal Effort  18:27, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
  • +∞ votes. This is the kind of failures that are emblematic of Kev that keep destroying the moral fabric of uncyclopedia. If it weren't for woodburninator this extra dash would have doomed the website, possibly forever. I nominate woody to be not just user of the month but emperor of uncyclopedia for life! ShabiDOO 19:32, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Seconded, for Uncyclopedia Emperor, a title that I assume comes with no additional responsibilities, and a hefty cash payment. The Woodburninator WoodyHead.png Minimal Effort  21:15, 10 April 2021 (UTC)


Noob of the Moment[edit source]

Willy on wheels (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 3
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Seems to jump in, made a few significant funny changes but really just got the Willy on wheels joke, and unkike Wikipedia’s kind is actually helpful and not a vandal. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:48, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Against; hasn't moved any pages to "<page name> on wheels" yet. Has created redirects though. P.S. Please count this as a "for" vote. P.P.S. Writing this from Fedora Linux. JJPMaster 16:24, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:17, 10 April 2021 (UTC)