Uncyclopedia:Past Winners 20

2005 • 2006 (part 1) • 2006 (part 2) • 2007 (part 1) • 2007 (part 2) • 2008 (part 1) • 2008 (part 2) • 2009 (part 1) • 2009 (part 2) • 2010 (part 1) • 2010 (part 2) • 2011 (part 1) • 2011 (part 2) • 2012 (part 1) • 2012 (part 2) • 2013 (part 1) • 2013 (part 2) • 2014 • 2015 • 2017 to now

May 2017

Noob of the moment

Syu20 of the Who-dea (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

1. Nom+For I would like to resurrect this award by presenting an honest to god noob who actually writes pages. So vote or else! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:03, 7 April 2017 (UTC)
2.  For. I've won NOTM 67 times. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 22:43, 17 April 2017 (UTC)
3.  For. I like him. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 14:35, 20 April 2017 (UTC)
4.  For. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 09:37, 18 May 2017 (UTC)
5. 
    tip. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:02, May. 22, 2017

Heosphoros (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

1. Nom + For User is new and eager to help. Is 1000000 times more useful than most of the sites staff ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:00, 18 May 2017 (UTC)
2.  For. Sure. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 01:03, 18 May 2017 (UTC)
3.  For. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 09:37, 18 May 2017 (UTC)
4.  For. Okay! -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 12:38, 18 May 2017 (UTC)
5. 
    tip. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:02, May. 22, 2017

Joha1980 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

1. Nom + For Produced one rather comprehensive article at Queen (band) where a lot of work went in, hope to see more! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:44, 19 May 2017 (UTC)
2. For Yup, he is making another one. -- MB 01:16, 20 May 2017 (UTC)
3.  For. Cool. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 01:55, 20 May 2017 (UTC)
4. 
    tip. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:02, May. 22, 2017
5.  For. - 2 years later!  Cassandra  (talk)

December 2016

Uncyclopedian of the Month

Abacab (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

1.  Nom - Abacab does so much around here, with rewrites and what-not. He cares about this site more than the esteemed lazy admins do. Therefore, I think this prize is a long time coming. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:10, Dec. 23, 2016
   1. Thank you for the compliment. Though I must admit, after writing nonstop for several months, I decided to slack off for the past few months. I'll do some more stuff as of late.--Abacab (talk) 11:30, 23 December 2016 (UTC)
2.  For. Cool guy. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 13:05, 23 December 2016 (UTC)
3. For. MadMax (talk) 17:58, 23 December 2016 (UTC)

January 2018

Uncyclopedian of the Month

PF4Eva (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

1.  Nom - PF4Eva keeps me going with writing articles ever since I returned to the site. He tries really hard and it's really inspiring. I think he deserves it. Just a little comment for PF4Eva - if an UnNews isn't funny then it's just news, so it's going to suck ass, no matter WHAT. ~ Kakun · talk 23:47, 31 December 2017 (UTC)
2.  Self for - After a five-month dry spell, seeing a 2015 documentary about National Lampoon lit a fire under my ass to help Uncyclopedia aspire to that level. And I picked quite a year to "return." After Trump won, I became very hard-hitting, even if I've squabbled. But hey, how many times did Woodstein squabble with Bradlee? Anyway, I've done a lot to show that Uncyclopedia isn't a graveyard. And doesn't Purple Rain Man count for anything? PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 10:13, 1 January 2018 (UTC)

November 2019

Uncyclopedian of the Month

Y

Score: 6

•  Nom - You've earnt my vote. -  Cassandra  (talk) 07:00pm  December 31, 1969 11.17.2019
•  For. And my axe. — SG1|Hereish ^{[citation needed]} 02:27, 2 December 2019 (UTC)
• We can be (yeah, yeah) who we wanna be (yeah, yeah) at Littlest Pet Shop, you and me -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 03:19, Dec. 2, 2019
•  For. ~ Kakun · talk 03:29, 2 December 2019 (UTC)
•  For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:22, 2 December, 2019 (UTC)
•  For. User:CandidToaster/sig 13:32, 2 December 2019 (UTC)

December 2019

Writer of the Month

Hyetts (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

• Nom and For Has been writing some great stuff recently about PragerU, Beowulf, Ben Shapiro, Pyongyang, etc. I was going to nom him for NOTM but I think he deserves the big one, being one of our only active writers right now and a great one at that. —  (talk) (contributions) 21:38:44 2019/12/08 UTC
• For. - You've done a great job, Hyetts!  Cassandra  (talk) 07:00pm  December 31, 1969 12.08.2019 10:21pm
•  Good stuff Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 22:39, 8 December, 2019 (UTC)
•  For. --EMC ^[TALK] 20:33 Dec 12 2019

Yearly Awards 2019

UOTY

EMC (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 9

•  Nom+For. EMC has shown a level of dedication to the Uncyclopedian cause that is nearly unparalled. Definite For.  Cassandra  (talk) 07:00pm  December 31, 1969
•  For. ~ Kakun · talk 07:22, 1 January 2020 (UTC)
• For Deserves this award more than anyone. —  (talk) (contributions) 07:32:24 2020/01/01 UTC
•  For. He stole $68 from Mark Zuckerberg just to pay for the server. A real mensch. User:CandidToaster/sig 15:09, 1 January 2020 (UTC)
•  For. Uncyclopedian of every year, as far as I'm concerned. — SG1|Hereish ^{[citation needed]} 07:35, 3 January 2020 (UTC)
•  For. Successfully finished judging the 2019 aristocrats before 2021. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 14:53, 5 January, 2020 (UTC)
• I couldn't think of a more worthy sack of shit than EMC. Mazel tov. ShabiDOO 20:34, 5 January 2020 (UTC)
•  For - He was already just about the most dedicated user we had, but going to bat with legal issues and bringing in a lawyer is next level. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 02:27, Jan. 6, 2020
•  F☭R

WOTY

PF4Eva (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

• Nom and For The King of UnNews deserves the big one. I heard that the president is in a peach? —  (talk) (contributions) 07:33:44 2020/01/01 UTC
•  Yeah 4 sure ~ Kakun · talk 09:11, 1 January 2020 (UTC)
• Boner.  Cassandra  (talk) 07:00pm  December 31, 1969
• I suppose this gobshite will do ShabiDOO 20:32, 5 January 2020 (UTC)
•  For. PF4 actually writes for a site that's meant to be for writing. User:CandidToaster/sig 03:54, 6 January 2020 (UTC)
•  For. Clinton made me do this Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:38, 6 January, 2020 (UTC)

July 2020

NOTM

MrX (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

• Nom+For Wrote a reasonably good first article, constructively edits and unlike certain other MrX's, can speak coherently. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:24, 6 February 2020 (UTC)
• For I like him, he's got potential and already he's got a cool personality. I'm leaving my vote in advance because I believe he'll be one of Uncyclopedia's greatest in the future. --RealLifeCartman (talk) 21:38, 2 April 2020 (UTC)
• Strong for and Boner. He's been working away like a madlad on steroids. I fucking love his work. - Risviltsov Yell at me! 06:45, 12 April 2020 (UTC)
•  For. Great stuff. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:04, 3 June, 2020 (UTC)
• For -- The Zombiebaron 19:06, 3 June 2020 (UTC)
• Derp ShabiDOO 19:12, 28 June 2020 (UTC)
• For —  (talk) (contributions) 17:56:07 2020/08/10 UTC

September 2020

UotM

Cat the Colourful (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

• Nom/For Let's actually vote this time, Cat is a good admin who actually does their admin duties, I think they are very deserving of this award. Stan Charli XCX. —  (talk) (contributions) 16:57:31 2020/09/19 UTC
• Strong For Has been very deserving of this award for a long time now. -- The Zombiebaron 16:59, 19 September 2020 (UTC)
• For Does Great Stuff. ~ Kakun · talk 17:28, 19 September 2020 (UTC)
• For Derp de derp de derpity derp derp!!! ShabiDOO 19:01, 19 September 2020 (UTC)
•  For. He finnishes the job. Eh? Eh? User:CandidToaster/sig 21:01, 19 September 2020 (UTC)
•  For. Very helpful and productive. MrX blow me 16:24, 21 September 2020 (UTC)

WotM

MrX (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

• Nom/For This guy has written some great articles, including Five-second rule and Time Person of the Year, I think they are very deserving of the potato trophy. —  (talk) (contributions) 16:55:32 2020/09/19 UTC
• For -- The Zombiebaron 17:02, 19 September 2020 (UTC)
• For Great stuff ~ Kakun · talk 18:40, 19 September 2020 (UTC)
• For ShabiDOO 19:01, 19 September 2020 (UTC)
• Absolutely. And it's impressive how little time it's been since they earned the NotM too. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 20:40, 19 September, 2020 (UTC)
•  For. Good job! – Preceding unsigned comment added by CandidToaster (talk • contribs)
•  Support Good editor. Gale5050 Complain about me! 01:45, 20 September 2020 (UTC)

NotM

Hyetts (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

• N+F Has been around a few months and deserves this belatedly. Writes stuff, need I say more? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:31, 23 January 2020 (UTC)
•  For. Edits stuff. User:CandidToaster/sig 03:36, 23 January 2020 (UTC)
• Bless. Yup.  Cassandra  (talk) 07:00pm  December 31, 1969 01.23.2020 03:40AM
• For I think he already won writer of the month? —  (talk) (contributions) 00:39:00 2020/01/24 UTC
• For His contributions to United States (fixing the capital) helped me with my contributions to Florida (fixing the capital). Thanks bro! You handsome devil fellow noob you :) MrX (talk) 08:32, 7 February 2020 (UTC)

Sorry, clarifying, he showed me that there is a page about Disneyland/World. My apologies for bad links earlier. And he did a great job linking the largest city of the United States. MrX (talk) 08:36, 7 February 2020 (UTC)

• For Deserves this because of his exceptional work to this project. --RealLifeCartman (talk) 21:36, 2 April 2020 (UTC)
• Boobies! Doing a hell of a lot of good work. - Risviltsov Yell at me! 07:15, 12 April 2020 (UTC)

Vlalf (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom+For Has really hit the ground running with writing new content. Barely registered for 2 weeks and already has as many articles to their name, with a third one one the way. They are also pretty damn good articles. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:45, 8 February 2020 (UTC)
• For West Berlin :) MrX (talk) 18:32, 10 February 2020 (UTC)

Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

1. Nom+For having the second best username ever, after <insert name here> of course, and hitting the ground running harder than, um, your mom? Yeah, let's go with that. MrX blow me 20:04, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
2.  For. Seems to get the joke. P.S. MrX used {{username}}. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:42, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
3.  For. Why not? Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 16:56, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

   Such a noob he forgot to update the score. LOL! Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:32, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

4.  For. FUCK WIKIPEDIA ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  19:20, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
5. Fuck uncyclopedia derp! ShabiDOO 13:47, 23 January 2021 (UTC)
6.  For. I don't think <insert name here>'s username is that cool... -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 16:56, 26 January 2021 (UTC)
7.  For. he's got the drive, and some form of talent ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me woo) 16:34, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

#Useless faggot. We totally need them. ShabiDOO 18:44, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Shab, you already voted once... WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:36, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Sudux (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

# Nom and for He has written Among Us, one of our most high quality articles that got 8 supports at at VFH, which is extremely high. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 14:37, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

1. For ShabiDOO 18:44, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
2.  For. Unfortunately hasn't been too active lately. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  19:20, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
   1. I'm not actually really a newb, I wrote my first Uncyclopedia article, King Dedede, back 29 August 2018‎. I just didn't write for a while afterwards until recently. Sudux (talk) 01:46, 23 January 2021 (UTC)
3.  Against. Oh, in that case, never mind. Probably should've checked. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 01:59, 23 January 2021 (UTC)

April 2021

Uncyclopedian of the Month

Cassie

Score: 6

• Shameless self for.  Cassandra  (talk) 09:38pm  April 4, 2021
• Against. Doesn't do shit. Most useless gobshite the site has ever seen. BURN HER! ShabiDOO 21:42, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
•  Strong for. Cassie could blank and spam every FA and still be a shoe in for UotY. MrX blow me 14:22, 5 April 2021 (UTC)
•  For. Eh, only one who does things around here. Also can PF4Eva and Kakun and others go back to their admin duties. .-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:11, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Vote retracted following sockpuppetry. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:43, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
    • Vote re-instated following non-socking. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:27, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
• For -- The Zombiebaron 02:47, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
•  For. She does do shit. ~ Kakun · talk 04:28, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
•  For. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 19:02, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
•  For. --Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 16:52, 14 April 2021 (UTC)
•  For, but I'd like to see some more Celeste emojis on her talkpage. Wait, what month is this?

JJPMaster

Score: 1

•  For. He has been extremely useful, basically everything I said at his VFS nom. Please also put this on his userpage and notify him, next voter. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:14, 6 April 2021 (UTC)

Woody!

Score: Error

• Nom Guys, I got rid of a dash that my so-called rival for UotY, Cassie left in a form that he also had the idea for and then created. I deserve this. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 18:27, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
• +∞ votes. This is the kind of failures that are emblematic of Kev that keep destroying the moral fabric of uncyclopedia. If it weren't for woodburninator this extra dash would have doomed the website, possibly forever. I nominate woody to be not just user of the month but emperor of uncyclopedia for life! ShabiDOO 19:32, 10 April 2021 (UTC)

• Seconded, for Uncyclopedia Emperor, a title that I assume comes with no additional responsibilities, and a hefty cash payment. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 21:15, 10 April 2021 (UTC)

•  ∞ against votes Undoing out all of Shabidioo's votes. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:41, 10 April 2021 (UTC)

Noob of the Moment

Willy on wheels (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

•  For. Seems to jump in, made a few significant funny changes but really just got the Willy on wheels joke, and unkike Wikipedia’s kind is actually helpful and not a vandal. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:48, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
•  Against; hasn't moved any pages to "<page name> on wheels" yet. Has created redirects though. P.S. Please count this as a "for" vote. P.P.S. Writing this from Fedora Linux. JJP_Master 16:24, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
•  For. MrX blow me 21:17, 10 April 2021 (UTC)