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19:35, 3 April 2025 (UTC)- Also I guess I should point out that as a Lakers fan, I do want LeBron to do well, but I haven't had much respect for him since The Decision. And I can't stand the fact that Jeanie Buss has essentially given him the team. Drafting Bronny was one of the dumbest things to ever happen in sports. And it's not even working. This year, which I believe is the first time since LeBron joined the Lakers, LeBron is not playing well, and the rest of the team is playing better when he is on the bench. Oh well. MrX blow me
13:46, 4 April 2025 (UTC)
whoops[edit source]
misclicked 
Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:02, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
Greetings, Mr. Wheels[edit source]
You're pretty good at purging AIcruft from the wiki. Would you like to join my thingy? --Dame Fish on skates 
CUN 16:32, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah, why not? Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:55, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
Insert USP header here[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
It's that time of year again. Turkeys and shit. Finally.Not much
By Turb0-Sunrise
Eh, it's been mostly quiet over the past week or so. LPTEW got archived, I made some new sigs, the Yankees still suck, and everybody's having a gay fun old time.
Biopic
- AA AAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA? — AAAA AA AAAAAA
- AAA A AA.
- Ethnicity? — Soviet
- murican
- Rounded to the nearest millennium, how old are you? — Fish on skates
- 0
From The Logs
- 09:47, 18 November 2025 DaniPine3 blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (autoblock disabled) (requested by Turb0-Sunrise: i'm a prick who edit conflicts people for no good reason)
- 10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
- 00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)
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UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:20, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
The USP is back in town![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
The UnSignpost wants writers, just like YOU! Please message Head ShitslingerTM Turb0-Sunrise here. You get a pair of gloves so your hands don't smell, as well as a chance to get looked at funny by your peers. Offer stands until Christmas, so hurry your ass up and get in here!Still quiet around here
By Turb0-Sunrise
Man, where is all the action lately? It's so quiet around here. We have 180 "active" editors, but nothing's happening. I guess a MITK page got vandalized. Gerg updated the Shitroom design, but other than that, nothing really.
Perple Alerska
By Who do you think
After a long war with Gergdown, the Perple of AIBOPAAT will forever be on the Alaskan flag.
RealDonaldTrump Breaks Stuff
By Turb0-Sunrise
RealDonaldTrump, resident President and one of our template experts, managed to break a very important template. After making an edit to Template:Big, something happened. Hundreds of pages only displaying numbers where there once was big text. After a message to Alula, it was fixed and now everything is fine again.[citation needed]
Biopic
- What are you going to do with Turb0pedia? — Soviet
- Not sure, but probably test stuff and make articles that might go in namespace.
- What do you think of Fishionary? — Fish on skates
- me likey
- Are you part of the the 67 cabal? — Fish on skates
- hell no
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week Why?: You should not vote for my dog. Just DON'T! (14 (HOLY SHIT)/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News We've switched to a new numerical system for identifying issues. It should work better for me, and also cuts down on bytes when messaging, albeit only by a few.
Quote(s) of the Week
- what the dog doin -Alula
- fatass deer must win -Turb0-Sunrise
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 18:48, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
UnSignpost? I hardly knew her![edit source]
By Fish on skates
Repeating the trend from October with the spooky signatures, Fish on skates has made her own Christmas-themed signature that looks suspiciously like DaniPine3's uhh... year-round signature. And, also repeating the trend, Turb0-Sunrise has come out with a "Christmas" signature of his own, suspiciously shortly after Fish showed hers off. OPOSSUM has also jumped on the bandwagon with a popup sig featuring, among other things, the disclosure of a relationship with Krampus and the accusation of presumed-dead user Squaw Dee being Santa's ninth reindeer.Gergdown for UOTM
By Fish on skates again
Resident no-lifer and hockey lover Gergdown has been nominated for UOTM after RealDonaldTrump's smashing success last month. The outcome looks good so far, but you never know what can change in a month. Will Gerg be the last UOTM of 2025? Will a new contender rise to the challenge? Will the author stop talking like the back cover of a book? You'll just have to wait and see.
LPTEW blanked, WTools allegedly to blame
By Fish on skates for the third time
Fish on skates, trying to save an edit to a "sectoin" of Last person to edit wins, accidentally replaced the entire forum with said "sectoin". This was appropriately met with horror by DaniPine3 and Turb0-Sunrise and resulted in a three-second block by DaniPine3.
Fuck Around and Find Out Nommed on VFH
By Turb0-Sunrise finally
It's been a wild ride, but with the help of Shabidoo, Fuck Around and Find Out is featured. And here's the catch: I didn't nominate it!
Biopic
- Do you celebrate Christmas or any other December holiday? — Fish on skates
- Yes
- What's your favourite sister project? — Soviet
- None of them
- If pigs flew and I ran for admin, what would you vote? — Fish on skates
- You can vote for multiple people, you know that?
From The Logs
- 23:56, 3 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) blocked Fish on skates (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Turb0 told me to (for making a fatal grammatical mistake))
- 00:56, 2 December 2025 Fish on skates (talk | contribs) moved page University of Moccasinia to User:Fish on skates/University of Moccasinia (tropicalpanther has been banned and this shouldn't be in mainspace anyway)
Top VFH Competitors
- Blood libel (1/3)
- Public school (1/2)
- The Finals (3/1)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Google (6/3)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News This is probably the first UnSignpost written mostly by Fish on skates.
Quote(s) of the Week
“stick the top of a tree up my asshole and call me a star”
– Turb0-Sunrise“was it that what you said”
– DaniPine3
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:06, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
Have a very merry UnSignpost![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
Merry Christmas.The whole story
By Fish on skates
On December 16 or 17, I asked DaniPine3 to block me until the 19th because reasons. However, I had not accounted for who would deliver the UnSignpost, figuring Turb0-Sunrise would do it. Little did I know, Turb0 had taken his name off the paperbots list, leaving me as the sole UnSignpost deliverer. This was appropriately reacted to by several editors. And might I remind you that when you sign up for UnSignpost home delivery by putting the template on your talk page, you agree not to sue?
New ASBOWAAT?!
By Fish on skates
Following a conversation on a forum thread built one comment at a time, moccasin-lover and agent of chaos OPOSSUM created a gif built one frame at a time.
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From The Logs
- Alula blocked 208.249.1.6 with an expiration time of 1 year (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (as for you, fuck off please)
- Nothing else here.
- Nothing at all.
Top VFH Competitors
- Microwave oven (0/0)
- Frodo Baggins (4/2)
- Osu! (3/1)
VFH Highlight Of The Week I love you brah (3.5/0)
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UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
“this website is a prisin”
– Fish
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:45, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
- why ping me 10 times Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 00:50, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
Merry Christmas, you bastards[edit source]
Through hundreds of rollbacks, so much has changed since July. New users, A few old ones coming back, and a whole lot of moccasins.
As the sun sets on another year, do remember that I'm under the mistletoe right now. :3
Lovingly yours,[nuh uh]
Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas
01:49, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
The last UnSignpost of 2025![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates
It's been a wild 20th year of Uncyclopedia. Several new people joining, the continued making and purging of ASBOWAATs, tons upon tons of Deltarot (Deltarune brainrot), the return of the UnSignpost, memes abound, YANKEES SUCK!, and The Daily News.Cassie and ARandomPage come back!
By Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! Two people who haven't been heard from in a while have started editing Uncyclopedia again. Funnily enough, Page continues to describe herself as an "UnSignpost everythinger", a title which would be more fitting for Turb0 or Fish at this point.
I get nommed for UOTM
By Turb0-Sunrise
Holy shit. I all but won it, and it's still DECEMBER!
Top10 edit war
It all started when Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2025/voting was created by Alula with a "temporary" image of some dude pointing at the reader. DaniPine3 replaced it with a picture of someone dressed as Tenna from the hit game Deltarune and later added what I can only assume is a Deltarune reference. The two admins went back and forth between the images until OPOSSUM whacked Dani with a "Delta-Trout".
Biopic
Priest Goofball is the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4. His hobbies include chess, preaching, and being the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4. Did I mention that he's the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4?
- Why does my arm hurt? — Gammakid999
- That's where i injected the virus
- do you have pet siblings — Fish on skates
- Twenty-seven.
- Favourite image on this site? — Soviet
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
- Frodo Baggins (6/2)
- Osu! (4/2)
- Microwave oven (2/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week I love you brah (4.5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News The Daily News is officially in print... well, not print. You get the point. Put {{The Daily News}} on your talk page to get daily spam in addition to your weekly spam!
Quote(s) of the Week {{{quote}}}
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:02, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery for January 1, 2026[edit source]
By ARandomPage
After having my the UnSignpost stolen revived by Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates, going on monthly month-long hiatuses for 3 years (what do you mean it's been 3 years since I was active???), and forgetting Uncyclopedia's existence despite frequently lurking in its discord server, I have forgotten how to write an UnSignpost. How do I use the template (which I myself modified back in 2022)? What do all these inputs mean? How do I write things? I'm quite sure the UnSignpost wrapper used to be centered! What's even happening in this site these days? AAAAAAAAA!
Anyway, it should be January 2026 for everyone here, right? ... Right? So, first UnSignpost of the year goes to me. I sure do love collecting meaningless achievements and titles!
...gosh, what do I even do here anymore? What am I allowed to put in this signpost, again?Deltarune can be tomorrow again
By ARandomPage
As it is now 2026, the possibility for tomorrow to be the release day of Deltarune Chapter 5 has become existent once more. Despite the halfway mark of their game having been attained, new chapters are not likely to stop the insanity of Deltarune fans. Assuming Chapter 5 is not shadow-dropped and instead has a release date announced, the world will once again have a day where "tomorrow" means "the day after today" instead of "the day a new chapter of Deltarune releases". Once that happens, there will only be up to 2 Deltarune Tomorrows until the world's concept of tomorrow returns to something that doesn't always mean Deltarune.
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I don't know what a biopic is
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From The Logs
- *plant noises.ogg*
- *animal noises.ogg*
- Oh, it meant stuff like Special:Log and stuff. Well, gotta use these sounds I recorded from inside a literal log somehow. We're keeping it in.
Top VFH Competitors
- Frodo Baggins (6/2)
- Osu! (4/2)
- Microwave oven (2/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week I love you brah (4.5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News ARandomPage writes her first UnSignpost in 3 years. She has forgotten how to do that.
Quote(s) of the Week miaaow mrrow mrrp miaow meow mreooow -Alula
ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 13:32, 1 January 2026 (UTC)