User talk:Willy on wheels

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When you reach ten edits and exist for over four days, you'll be able to move pages! JJPMaster 21:39, 30 March 2021 (UTC)

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We're look forward to a full article!  ~Zana Dark


Hey! I'm assuming you were trying to sign your name with this edit to the VFH for Zombiebaron's resignation. To sign, please type four tildes (~~~~) instead. If you'd like to create a custom signature, you can create User:Willy on wheels/sig and follow the instructions at Template:Nosubst. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 19:42, 5 April 2021 (UTC)

Penis Monkeys from Outer Space[edit]

Hey! I just wanted to let you know that I agree with most of the comments in VFH. Your article is great so far! But a little short for VFH. My only real suggestion right now is to keep on writing, beef it up a little. If you feel like you have "no idea" about anything here at Uncyc, no worries, you can always feel free to reach out to me or anyone else who commented on the VFH (or anyone else here really) with any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 21:25, 5 April 2021 (UTC)

I love it. Check out the Marmot page for formatting ideas. Try to avoid vulgarity in favor of 'scientific references to phallus-shaped facial appendages.' Use as few curse words as possible and make it sound like something out of National Geographic.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 21:57, 5 April 2021

Penis bird[edit]

Um, I don't know what a penis bird is lol, but I do know that we don't need a talk page for a non-existent article, so that talk page might get deleted, unless you were thinking of starting the article some time soon. MrX blow me 22:11, 26 April 2021 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery[edit]

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:41, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

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Reporting abuse[edit]

Hey! Thanks for trying to set something up, but we actually already have a couple places to report vandals and disruptive users. For blatant vandals, spammers, blankers, etc., you can report them at Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol. For more ambiguous disruptive users that need to be warned or blocked, you can report them at Uncyclopedia:Administrators' noticeboard. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:34, 10 May 2021 (UTC)


Make sure to SIGN your VFD's. I know you know how to sign, so I'm not gonna mention the tilde. Unfortunately, the VFD doesn't automatically add a signature to your vote, so you gotta do it yourself. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 12:41, 12 May 2021 (UTC)


You don't have to create an account to prevent a page from being deleted. Dimensia wasn't exactly deleted, I just moved it to my user space, as you can see here. Do you want me to move it to your user space? MrX blow me 21:43, 12 May 2021 (UTC)

nah I just did that as a meme – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)
What do you mean as a meme? And you could've just created it in your user space. MrX blow me 21:49, 12 May 2021 (UTC)
I mean you accidentally moved it to User:Dimensia instead of in your userspace
K. Still not sure why you'd create that account, but whatever. MrX blow me 21:53, 12 May 2021 (UTC)

Sign your VFDs[edit]

If you need help signing your messages, use four tildes (~) after your message, or just click the signature button at the top left-ish area of the editing section. Cheers! Specifically, this VFD, but you have done similar mistakes in the past. Make sure to sign the VFD! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:58, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Caffeine VFH[edit]

Hey! Not sure if you're aware, but I had to recreate your nomination for Caffeine, because it had already been nominated but didn't succeed several years ago (which again, you might not have realized, not your fault, no big deal). In that case, when an article is being nominated again, it needs to be created with something like "Article name (second nomination)", otherwise the VFH will automatically put it at the bottom and look weird with the history and whatnot. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 18:30, 14 May 2021 (UTC)

More VFH[edit]

Ok, are you using the blue button on the VFH page? Or are you editing old VFH's when you're trying to do this? MrX blow me 21:37, 14 May 2021 (UTC)

I'm editing the old VFH.
Ok, please don't do that again. That messes up the record and messes up the current VFH. Just create a new one next time by typing "Article name (second nomination)" into the blue button gadget on the VFH page and follow the instructions. Thanks. MrX blow me 21:39, 14 May 2021 (UTC)

USE SIGN[edit]

If you need help signing your messages, use four tildes (~) after your message, or just click the signature button at the top left-ish area of the editing section. Cheers! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:58, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Pleeease stop editing old VFH's[edit]

For real, seriously, you need to stop doing that. If you want to renominate an article to be featured, then you need to create a new VFH. You can do this by typing "Article name (second nomination)" into the button on the VFH page and following the instructions. MrX blow me 02:52, 18 May 2021 (UTC)

Penis penis penis penis penis etc[edit]

Hi, just to notify you but I just reverted your edits on the various redirect pages in relation to, uh, penises. The reason being that those redirect pages were already redirected towards a related featured article, and featured articles often take the priority in redirect-pages. Please keep this in mind the future when editing with redirect-pages. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 20:09, 20 May, 2021 (UTC)

HowTo:Become a spambot on Uncyclopedia[edit]

I appreciate your attempt at valor by testing the script…but "discretion is the better part of valor" sums up my thoughts nicely. Even if it wasn't malicious, the point was that it could have been.

I presume User:Dimensia is an undeclared alternate account. Now that you're done testing, would you blank User:Dimensia/common.js to inactivate the user script? Whether it has visible effect, it's still being run. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 23:33, 2 June 2021 (UTC)

:Blanked it. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs) 

Are you a furry too? TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 13:06, 7 June 2021 (UTC)[edit]


The Wall VFD[edit]

Exactly what didn't you understand the last time I blocked you for being a dick?

  1. When a page has a Template:Expand on it, you should wait out its 30-day maintenance period before submitting the page to the VFD. This is why I removed your nomination the first time, and that is also why I removed your nomination this second time as well.
  2. Don't nominate freshly made articles into VFD with a mere "sucks". Please explain your nomination more clearly without going into any unnecessarily mean attacks. This is why I blocked you the first time, and that is also why I blocked you this second time as well.

Summa summarum, you're now blocked for a week because you seemingly didn't get the clue the first time around. Please try to be more considerate toward other users, this is a loving community. Peace, Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:57, 13 June, 2021 (UTC)