User talk:Willy on wheels

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talk archives ON WHEELS!

A story built one LETTER at a time[edit source]

I see that you've made "A story built one sentence at a time". Wanna come and edit my even shittier experiment? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 19:44, 25 March 2024 (UTC)

This is old, I know, but hear me out.[edit source]

Hangul Filler... Look it up. Also, HOW DO I GET OUT THIS BOX Anti Anti Subtonic Neo (talk) 19:13, 8 March 2023 (UTC)

FACT ALERT[edit source]

Warna Brotha!
FACT ALERT:
I am !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mother fucker[edit source]

Don't remove gags from my articles, even if you "don't get them" -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 19:35, Apr. 2, 2023

That was 2 years ago. Also, I never fucked my mother. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 22:56, 2 April 2023 (UTC)
I didn't notice it until now. I think it's crappy that for a year and a half one of my most successful featured articles had a sight gag removed from it just because someone 'didn't get it'. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 00:42, Apr. 3, 2023

ChatGPT never lies[edit source]

Just ask it how to make a chicken farm in minecraft java edition. Or a flying machine. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:52, 4 April 2023 (UTC)

willy on wheels, i have a mission for you.[edit source]

go and make this UnNews funnier -- Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 08:50, 11 April 2023 (UTC)

Ok Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 01:59, 15 April 2023 (UTC)

I WANT YOU FOR THE UNCYCLOPEDIA MARSHALS SERVICE![edit source]

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I want you for the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service!
You have been invited to join the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! If you choose to accept, you will recieve a free pair of aviators and free donuts. Let's make Uncyclopedia even better!

Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 21:59, 23 May 2023 (UTC)

your mom[edit source]

Your mom Anti Anti Subtonic Neo (talk) 18:33, 26 May 2023 (UTC)

Are you actually the real willy on wheels Wikipedia troll?[edit source]

If so, then that's kinda neat. I still see some of your accounts pop up on wikipedia from time to time lol, unless those are copycats. Junebug121 (talk) 14:47, 2 June 2023 (UTC)

Nope. The TRUE and HONEST WoW has moved onto greener pastures and has not edited Wikipedia (to my knowledge) since 2014. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:48, 2 June 2023 (UTC)

Oh, ok then. But I wonder if any vandals from Wikipedia have actually came here now lmaooo Junebug121 (talk) 14:51, 2 June 2023 (UTC)

It happens every once in a while. Usually just the generic sockpuppeteer who pride themselves on exactly that. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:59, 2 June 2023 (UTC)

History of Albania[edit source]

So it didn't exactly survive the VFD, you can see the discussion here. I moved it to User:Willy on wheels/History of Albania, assuming that's what you'd want. Let me know if you'd prefer I huff it. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 00:09, 6 June 2023 (UTC)

mmkay Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 01:35, 6 June 2023 (UTC)

Collab?[edit source]

We absolutely need to make the 2023 Uncyclopedia embezzlement scandal an actual thing. Could be a fun article to work on. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 18:17, 11 June 2023 (UTC)

I’m in. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 20:18, 11 June 2023 (UTC)
Do you want to create the mainspace article and put a construction tag or put it in a userspace or sandbox? Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 20:37, 11 June 2023 (UTC)
User:Sodapoppers/2023 Uncyclopedia embezzlement scandal Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 04:35, 12 June 2023 (UTC)
Nice. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:09, 12 June 2023 (UTC)

Simply brilliant[edit source]

This pic you've added and used as a logo has taken Uncyc to new heights. Thank you. I laughed so hard when I first saw it! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:48, 16 June 2023 (UTC)

Why was the PlayStation 3 VFH entry removed?[edit source]

I tried to vote for PlayStation 3 yesterday but my Internet timed out. When I came back to the VFH today, the entry was gone. The article is a bit gay, but delivers a creative comparison, demonstrates the spirit of HTBFANJS, and makes me chuckle. I think it deserves to be put on the Main Page. --EmulsifiedExcuse (talk) 21:04, 1 August 2023 (UTC)

It was removed because the page was featured. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:02, 2 August 2023 (UTC)
Oh I see. --EmulsifiedExcuse (talk) 18:12, 2 August 2023 (UTC)
I nommed a redirect. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 20:57, 2 August 2023 (UTC)

ST00P1D PWM GR4D3!!![edit source]

HOW TF DID U LOVE SO MUCH OLED DISPLAYS?! 😡 WATAHELL?! HIS PWM GRADE HURTS YOUR EYES!!! PLEASE USE LCD DISPLAY INSTEAD OF THAT! #DC_DIMMING_4_EVER 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 18:34, 4 August 2023 (UTC)

It wouldn't be a day with an interesting talkpage message. I want some context. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:20, 4 August 2023 (UTC)
OLED are stupid with some flicker and burn-in!!! It's why you should don't buy OLED smartphones!!! Have you a phone with a IPS LCD display? Mine have DC dimming (IPS LCD) up to 90 Hz (downs to 30 for economising battery). But my Redmi Note 10 5G stills bad (because of 1080p at 30 FPS videos) :(
If i want a AMOLED display i want 120 Hz refresh rate too. 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 20:26, 4 August 2023 (UTC)
Not what I ment by "context". L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 04:34, 5 August 2023 (UTC)

Willy[edit source]

In general, if you come across an article that has been written, or heavily edited by an established user, and you want to nominate it for deletion, give the user a heads up. If it is stubby or needs work, can be put into the user space. Putting it on vote for deletion with a snarky comment, is not the ideal way to deal with articles that need to be expanded on or completed by an established user. ShabiDOO 19:44, 11 November 2023 (UTC)