User:Hyetts
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Noob of the Moment September 2020 |
What's up, my dudes? I'm Hyetts, and I am a super handsome guy in real life if you didn't know since you can't see my face if you are reading this. I live in the state of Tennessee, the good ol' volunteer state yet I don't volunteer a lot because I am an asshole. I have written a few articles over the past few months, my favorites being Eritrea, Equatorial Guinea and PragerU. I used to be an uncyclopedia user by the name of "HyettsTheGamer" a few years back, but none of my articles were accepted as "funny" at the time. It made me sad. Well, I guess I may have a better sense of humor today. Here's evidence: If athletes were sports bras, what do mathletes wear? AlgEbrAs!!! hardyharharharharharharharhar
I really hope that joke won't get me banned.
About my beautiful masterpieces on Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]
I am very proud to serve the world's greatest humorous institution of all time. I am very methodical in the way I write and study, and I guess Uncyclopedia would be no exception. It takes me a bit for me to figure out the brand of humor I want to put into each of my articles without running into any overused jokes such as spontaneous racist slurs and course humor that are out of context. Therefore I encourage my fellow Uncyclopedians to do the same.
Short-term issues and unfinished works[edit | edit source]
I have been a little slow on the development of my articles lately, partly because of the anxieties of teen life that can restrain my sense of humor and ability to produce fresh new ideas. So far my articles Lightning McQueen, Saint Petersburg and Geopolitics remain unfinished. Some ideas could be helpful so I can get these articles done.