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“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”

Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.(sigh) When am I off work. I got a family to feed. Except my daughter. She's FAT!!!

Eligibility Requirements[edit]

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be generally considered "new" or "n00by".
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process[edit]

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

  • The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
  • 90 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
  • Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes[edit]

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners[edit]

Noob of the Month: Chronarion  RadicalX  Slackerboy  Mellomeh  Splaka  UtarEmpire  BobBobBob  Todd Lyons  Whywhywhy  MoneySign  Count of Monkey Crisco  Spang  Hardwick Fundlebuggy  Nydas  Zombiebaron  Shandon  Procopius  Quira  Anyone  Braydie  Gneomi  Ben DeRoy  Contestant  RAHB  MichaelHax  Pigeon  ۞  Dr. Skullthumper  Gerrycheevers  The UnIdiot  Jim Groovester  MrN9000  AE  DJ Irreverent  Luvvy  Mightydandylion  YesTimeToEdit  Cheapinitreal  The Woodburninator  Mrmonkey72  Rcmurphy  Multiliteralist  Nachlader  PaddyAtkinson  DrStrange  Tagstit  Guildensternenstein  Sonje  YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans  Clemens177  Staircase  PuppyOnTheRadio  Sequence  Why do I need to provide this?  BlueSpiritGuy  Puffskein  Aleister  LisaKachold  HELPME  Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates  Tragicbooty  English peasant  MsuCarencro  John Lydon  NonchalantCaterpillar  Lordarcadian  Thatdamnedfollowspot  Tonillero  Mimo&maxus  Putthatknifedown  Cat the Colourful  Omnifluff  Rpm  Neopowell  TheHumbucker  Lockdandload  NoNamesLeft  Mattsnow  PoopManPoop  HauntedUndies  Mattityahu  Iwritewhatiwant  Featured User  PopGoesTheWeasel  Jonny appleseed  Vodkelpplant  Tasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXD  Alpha Quintesson  Mockingbird ST  Gabriel Turner  MasterWangs  Ticklethekeys  Ice cream mafia  Ratfactor  Snippy  Sinner George  KMnO  Leverage  Sumone10154  Sir Peasewhizz  CDPCCNAC  MagicBus  Fakehater  Murder Frog  Bill Melater  Equilateralperil  Y  Hoof Hearted  ProfessorScience  RedHot  F.I.G.A._World_Cup  Anton199  Yoursisterlickedmyballs  Figgycity50  Lizbink  Snarglefoop  Kavlozs  Banzaikitten  Everyotherusernamewastaken  Mjduniverse  Xander  Abacab  Wageslav  Syu20 of the Who-dea  Heosphoros  Joha1980  MrX  Hyetts  Wikipedia Be Sucking  Willy on wheels

For full details, see Past Winners

Current Nominations[edit]

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Score: 1

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