Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Moment

Noob of the Month Moment badge

“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.(sigh) When am I off work. I got a family to feed. Except my daughter. She's FAT!!!

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be generally considered "new" or "n00by".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

• The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
• 90 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
• Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners

Noob of the Month: Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Zombiebaron • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • Ben DeRoy • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans • Clemens177 • Staircase • PuppyOnTheRadio • Sequence • Why do I need to provide this? • BlueSpiritGuy • Puffskein • Aleister • LisaKachold • HELPME • Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates • Tragicbooty • English peasant • MsuCarencro • John Lydon • NonchalantCaterpillar • Lordarcadian • Thatdamnedfollowspot • Tonillero • Mimo&maxus • Putthatknifedown • Cat the Colourful • Omnifluff • Rpm • Neopowell • TheHumbucker • Lockdandload • NoNamesLeft • Mattsnow • PoopManPoop • HauntedUndies • Mattityahu • Iwritewhatiwant • Featured User • PopGoesTheWeasel • Jonny appleseed • Vodkelpplant • Tasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXD • Alpha Quintesson • Mockingbird ST • Gabriel Turner • MasterWangs • Ticklethekeys • Ice cream mafia • Ratfactor • Snippy • Sinner George • KMnO • Leverage • Sumone10154 • Sir Peasewhizz • CDPCCNAC • MagicBus • Fakehater • Murder Frog • Bill Melater • Equilateralperil • Y • Hoof Hearted • ProfessorScience • RedHot • F.I.G.A._World_Cup • Anton199 • Yoursisterlickedmyballs • Figgycity50 • Lizbink • Snarglefoop • Kavlozs • Banzaikitten • Everyotherusernamewastaken • Mjduniverse • Xander • Abacab • Wageslav • Syu20 of the Who-dea • Heosphoros • Joha1980 • MrX

For full details, see Past Winners

Current Nominations

Hyetts (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • check-user

Score: 7

• N+F Has been around a few months and deserves this belatedly. Writes stuff, need I say more? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:31, 23 January 2020 (UTC)
• For. Edits stuff. (talk · ctb · log) 03:36, 23 January 2020 (UTC)
• Bless. Yup. —𝔎𝔢𝔳⠀Ꮠ  07:00pm  December 31, 1969 01.23.2020 03:40AM
• For I think he already won writer of the month? —  (talk) (contributions) 00:39:00 2020/01/24 UTC
• For His contributions to United States (fixing the capital) helped me with my contributions to Florida (fixing the capital). Thanks bro! You handsome devil fellow noob you :) MrX (talk) 08:32, 7 February 2020 (UTC)

Sorry, clarifying, he showed me that there is a page about Disneyland/World. My apologies for bad links earlier. And he did a great job linking the largest city of the United States. MrX (talk) 08:36, 7 February 2020 (UTC)

• For Deserves this because of his exceptional work to this project. --RealLifeCartman (talk) 21:36, 2 April 2020 (UTC)
• Boobies! Doing a hell of a lot of good work. - Risviltsov Yell at me! 07:15, 12 April 2020 (UTC)

Vlalf (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • check-user

Score: 1

• Nom+For Has really hit the ground running with writing new content. Barely registered for 2 weeks and already has as many articles to their name, with a third one one the way. They are also pretty damn good articles. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:45, 8 February 2020 (UTC)
• For West Berlin :) MrX (talk) 18:32, 10 February 2020 (UTC)