Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Moment
“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”
Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.
This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.(sigh) When am I off work. I got a family to feed. Except my daughter. She's FAT!!!
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Eligibility Requirements[edit]
In order to be considered a noob, you must:
- Be generally considered "new" or "n00by".
- Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
- Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.
Nomination and voting process[edit]
Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.
Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:
- The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
- 90 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
- Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.
At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.
Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.
Fabulous Prizes[edit]
Winner will receive:
- Spotlight on front page
- Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)
(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)
Past Winners[edit]
Noob of the Month: Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Zombiebaron • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • Ben DeRoy • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans • Clemens177 • Staircase • PuppyOnTheRadio • Sequence • Why do I need to provide this? • BlueSpiritGuy • Puffskein • Aleister • LisaKachold • HELPME • Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates • Tragicbooty • English peasant • MsuCarencro • John Lydon • NonchalantCaterpillar • Lordarcadian • Thatdamnedfollowspot • Tonillero • Mimo&maxus • Putthatknifedown • Cat the Colourful • Omnifluff • Rpm • Neopowell • TheHumbucker • Lockdandload • NoNamesLeft • Mattsnow • PoopManPoop • HauntedUndies • Mattityahu • Iwritewhatiwant • Featured User • PopGoesTheWeasel • Jonny appleseed • Vodkelpplant • Tasmania
Noob of the Moment: XDshempXD • Alpha Quintesson • Mockingbird ST • Gabriel Turner • MasterWangs • Ticklethekeys • Ice cream mafia • Ratfactor • Snippy • Sinner George • KMnO • Leverage • Sumone10154 • Sir Peasewhizz • CDPCCNAC • MagicBus • Fakehater • Murder Frog • Bill Melater • Equilateralperil • Y • Hoof Hearted • ProfessorScience • RedHot • F.I.G.A._World_Cup • Anton199 • Yoursisterlickedmyballs • Figgycity50 • Lizbink • Snarglefoop • Kavlozs • Banzaikitten • Everyotherusernamewastaken • Mjduniverse • Xander • Abacab • Wageslav • Syu20 of the Who-dea • Heosphoros • Joha1980 • MrX • Hyetts • Wikipedia Be Sucking
Current Nominations[edit]
Willy on wheels (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser[edit]
For. Seems to jump in, made a few significant funny changes but really just got the Willy on wheels joke, and unkike Wikipedia’s kind is actually helpful and not a vandal. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:48, 10 April 2021 (UTC)- Against; hasn't moved any pages to "<page name> on wheels" yet. Has created redirects though. P.S. Please count this as a "for" vote. P.P.S. Writing this from Fedora Linux. JJPMaster 16:24, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
- For. MrX blow me 21:17, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
For. Seems to jump in, made a few significant funny changes but really just got the Willy on wheels joke, and unkike Wikipedia’s kind is actually helpful and not a vandal. -See also[edit]
