Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Moment

Noob of the Month Moment badge

“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.(sigh) When am I off work. I got a family to feed. Except my daughter. She's FAT!!!

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be generally considered "new" or "n00by".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

• The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
• 90 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
• Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners

Noob of the Month: Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Zombiebaron • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • Ben DeRoy • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans • Clemens177 • Staircase • PuppyOnTheRadio • Sequence • Why do I need to provide this? • BlueSpiritGuy • Puffskein • Aleister • LisaKachold • HELPME • Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates • Tragicbooty • English peasant • MsuCarencro • John Lydon • NonchalantCaterpillar • Lordarcadian • Thatdamnedfollowspot • Tonillero • Mimo&maxus • Putthatknifedown • Cat the Colourful • Omnifluff • Rpm • Neopowell • TheHumbucker • Lockdandload • NoNamesLeft • Mattsnow • PoopManPoop • HauntedUndies • Mattityahu • Iwritewhatiwant • Featured User • PopGoesTheWeasel • Jonny appleseed • Vodkelpplant • Tasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXD • Alpha Quintesson • Mockingbird ST • Gabriel Turner • MasterWangs • Ticklethekeys • Ice cream mafia • Ratfactor • Snippy • Sinner George • KMnO • Leverage • Sumone10154 • Sir Peasewhizz • CDPCCNAC • MagicBus • Fakehater • Murder Frog • Bill Melater • Equilateralperil • Y • Hoof Hearted • ProfessorScience • RedHot • F.I.G.A._World_Cup • Anton199 • Yoursisterlickedmyballs • Figgycity50 • Lizbink • Snarglefoop • Kavlozs • Banzaikitten • Everyotherusernamewastaken • Mjduniverse • Xander • Abacab • Wageslav • Syu20 of the Who-dea • Heosphoros • Joha1980 • MrX • Hyetts • Wikipedia Be Sucking

For full details, see Past Winners

Current Nominations

Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • check-user

Score: 6

1. Nom+For having the second best username ever, after <insert name here> of course, and hitting the ground running harder than, um, your mom? Yeah, let's go with that. MrX blow me 20:04, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
2. For. Seems to get the joke. P.S. MrX used {{username}}. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:42, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
3. For. Why not? Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 16:56, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

   Such a noob he forgot to update the score. LOL! Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:32, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

4. For. FUCK WIKIPEDIA ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  19:20, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
5. Fuck uncyclopedia derp! ShabiDOO 13:47, 23 January 2021 (UTC)
6. For. I don't think <insert name here>'s username is that cool... -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 16:56, 26 January 2021 (UTC)

Sudux (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • check-user

Score: 1

# Nom and for He has written Among Us, one of our most high quality articles that got 8 supports at at VFH, which is extremely high. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 14:37, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

1. For ShabiDOO 18:44, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
2. For. Unfortunately hasn't been too active lately. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  19:20, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
   1. I'm not actually really a newb, I wrote my first Uncyclopedia article, King Dedede, back 29 August 2018‎. I just didn't write for a while afterwards until recently. Sudux (talk) 01:46, 23 January 2021 (UTC)
3. Against. Oh, in that case, never mind. Probably should've checked. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 01:59, 23 January 2021 (UTC)