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Noob of the Month Moment badge

“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.(sigh) When am I off work. I got a family to feed. Except my daughter. She's FAT!!!

Eligibility Requirements[edit source]

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be generally considered "new" or "n00by".
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process[edit source]

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

  • The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
  • 90 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
  • Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes[edit source]

Winner will receive:

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners[edit source]

Noob of the Month:

Noob of the Moment:

For full details, see Past Winners

Current Nominations[edit source]

JHSHernandez-ZBH (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser[edit source]

Score: -0.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Hail Big Moccasin Billy! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 17:07, 9 January 2025 (UTC)
  2. AgainstGreen.svg Against slightly.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 04:34, 22 May 2025 (UTC) 04:34, 22 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg ni li ike. mi sin ala. (sitelen ni li sitelen pi leko pi pini ke luka san li en e ni lon tenpo ilo lili 16 pi tenpo ilo suli 13 pi tenpo suno 4 pi tenpo mun 6 pi tenpo sike 2025 lon tenpo suno sin pi tenpo sike pi poka pi lon pi jan sewi Jesu pi jan Esiku sin pi nasin tenpo pi jan pi ma Wasika Kekoli)

Comments[edit source]

Schism (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser[edit source]

Score: -3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Schism is one of the most experienced IP Users on here. In fact, the king of the IP's. His edits may not always be perfect, but he hasn't quit yet. Let him have a cool award. Coffi (talk) 06:29, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. i no longer want fancy badge mr. trump has more awesomeness than me Schism (talk) 14:09, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:06, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Also against... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:27, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 04:30, 22 May 2025 (UTC) 04:30, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

Comments[edit source]

Why would you disapprove of Schism beng NotM? You just added "Against" without a reason. And it's unlikely that you would have even seen this if I had nominated him. Coffi (talk) 00:16, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: it's not like she's forced to explain why. besides, I'd argue there are other prominent noobs of the moment making competition with Schism. there's User:RealDonaldTrump, who has helped a lot in this wiki despite only being a few months. also norb who's reserved, but also helpful. and there's there's Noopnurf, who helped me along with RDT to fix the Reddit article. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:20, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
Sooo, why haven't they been nominated? Shouldn't you nominate them? Coffi (talk) 00:25, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
it's not a bad idea. but I doubt I can't nominate them all at once. I'll have to choose. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:28, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

YOU KNOW WHAT?! THAT'S IT! I'M COOKING YOU ALL WITH MY FRYING PAN! Coffi (talk) 02:53, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Wait, how'd he get nomina- Coffeetalk 02:18, 25 May 2025 (UTC)

RealDonaldTrump (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser[edit source]

Score: 8
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. this user has only been around here some months and has greatly helped this wiki. plus, he's the President of the United States. if we don't nominate him, he can nuke our servers. and we don't want that. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:31, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I don't see why not. In just a few months, the painstaking work of RealDonaldTrump has greatly improved this site. Norb (talk) 12:22, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Forgainst On one hand, THIS is why SCHISM didn't get notM, and he's TOO FAMOUS! On the other hand, he seems pretty chill, he's smart, and I have no idea how to replicate his userpage in the source code. Coffeetalk 05:42, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol neutral vote.svg Neutral. Let him nuke this website. It sucks. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:32, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 04:31, 22 May 2025 (UTC) 04:31, 22 May 2025 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:33, 22 May 2025 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 16:25, 22 May 2025 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 17:00, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:49, 25 May 2025 (UTC)

Comments[edit source]

Coffi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser (Joke nomination)[edit source]

Score: -∞ + 2?
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. UNLEASE COFFI'S REIGN UPON UNCYCLOPEDIA!!!!1!1!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I'M EVIL AND WILL TORTURE EVERYONE WHEN IM AN ADMIN! Coffeetalk 02:23, 26 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Hell nah. He's so evil. Literally everyone who is sane (talk) 02:23, 26 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. YES! Coffi is great! Nobody (talk) 19:37, 26 May 2025 (UTC)

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