User:Mattityahu
| Mattityahu | |||
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| Birthplace | Jersey | ||
| Home | Israel | ||
| Age | 25 | ||
| Gender | Male | ||
| First Language | Gibberish | ||
| Normal Language | English | ||
| Shouting Language | Hebrew | ||
| Shit-My-Pants Language | Arabic | ||
| I Learned it in High School and Claim to Speak Language |
Spanish | ||
| Member Since | 03 August, 2011 | ||
| Banned Since | 04 August 2011 | ||
| Temporarily Reinstated Due to Computer Malfunction Since | 05 August 2011 | ||
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Noob of the Moment August 2011 |
I would like to thank all of the unemployed, Internet shut-ins who made this possible. The fact that so many faceless social outcasts believe in me makes me so proud. I feel like now I can accomplish anything that doesn't require me to leave my basement. Once again, thank you all, especially Maya who made sure the stuff I wrote wasn't dreadful and made an undisclosed amount of edits and additions for the sake of saving comedy from me.
~Mattityahu, n00b of the Month: August 2011
Article(s) I wrote[edit | edit source]
Article(s) I am working on:[edit | edit source]
- User:Mattityahu/Opponents of the KKK (This is what got me banned in the first place after adding it to Kappa Kappa Kappa. If you have thoughts on how to make it better, or just on how to make it so I'm not banned, I'd love to hear about it.)
Ideas for Other Articles[edit | edit source]
- Authority Figures
- Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
- Passive Aggressive
Noob Warning[edit | edit source]
Since I have just started editing/writing/making a fool of myself, I am bound to continue to be stupid sometimes. My sister always hoped I'd grow out of it, but instead tried to beat it out of me with a wiffleball bat. This did not help matters. If you see that I have done something stupid, idiotic, or unfunny, please tell me so I can fix it and work on not being banned. That would be great.