User talk:Mattityahu

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Oh shit!!!

The guy escaped from the dead lol, I know my little advice ringed a bell to you, you who have been unfairly treated by a robot, I insist, a robot, while you reverted some litterature which you deemed worthy. I couldn't help but notice you started an article in your userspace, and since I talked to you on IRC the night your life almost tipped over... Oh shit, just grace me with a message now or when you claim your article is over LOL Remember me? I read a little bit of it. Not bad. I'm all yours if you need help! Mattsnow 03:18, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

Wow was I drunk or what LOL. The invite stands. Mattsnow 14:31, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

Haha, drunk, desperate, delirious, they're all the same really. I'll be sure to let you know when I think my article is done so you can tell me what complete and utter crap it really is, ha. Any interest in winning the Summer competition with me? Is that still going on? Anyway, thanks again for the help that night, you kept me on the straight and narrow. --Mattityahu 16:06, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

LOL, your article is very good, you'll get more info when Frosty finishes his Pee rEview. Good job bro! :D Mattsnow 15:20, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

I just nominated you for Noob of the Month! Mattsnow 18:17, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

You're awesome! Now I've gotta keep this momentum going! Article #2 here I come --Mattityahu 18:19, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

Good onya

You get to be the first person to have a fruit ounch lollipop. Enjoy.

-- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:32, 9 August 2011

Delicious! Thanks man! --Mattityahu 19:57, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

Fruit "ounch" LOLOLOLOL! Mattsnow 20:00, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

Quiet, you. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:35, 9 August 2011

Hi! Your review is ready!

Feel free to come back to me for a beer on my talk page after reading the review! Jewish mothers is a great one, my friend! Mattsnow 12:36, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

Another token Jew?

Were you reviewed and signed off by the secret Jewish cabal? ~ 14:54, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

I must've missed you at the last Elders of Zion meeting. Who controls this branch of the media? --Mattityahu 22:27, October 2, 2011 (UTC)